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Prune Juice, Potatoes & Parenting Trust Falls

This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris comes in hot after being called out for phoning it in the past few weeks—and by “hot,” we mean he delivers the world’s most awkward motivational speaker intro. From there? Pure chaos.

We kick it off with:
🥔 The definitive debate: mashed, baked, fries, tots… what is the supreme version of the potato?
🚗 Can a hearse legally drive in the HOV lane? (Asking for a friend. A very quiet friend.)
🏚️ Should a teacher be allowed to give a homeless student homework? It’s exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds.
🥤 PRUNE JUICE. What is it, and why does it sound like a witch’s potion?

Then we keep spiraling:
🤸‍♂️ If you could master one skill upside down, what would it be? (Chris immediately gets weird.)
👶 David’s one-year-old has started trust falling—should we be concerned? (Yes.)
☕ Coffee people vs. non-coffee people: who’s living their best life? Spoiler: not us.
🎵 Blind ranking one-hit wonders: do we commit slander against “Take On Me”? Probably.

Plus:
🏡 Build your perfect retirement town: three celebs, two restaurants, two activities, and three movies always playing. Our answers are… questionable.
📜 Joe reads an emotional high school sonnet about backyard football glory days AND a letter David sent him from basic training. (We cried. Then we made fun of it.)
⚡ Dopamine Rush Draft: which tiny, random things make life worth living?
🎂 Happy Birthday shoutouts (sorry in advance)
🏈 Joe’s story about the time he met Trent Dilfer at the NFL Draft, which somehow doesn’t end in a restraining order

And because we can’t help ourselves:
🦋 AskReddit – You’re allowed to be reborn, but not as a human. What’s your pick?
🤕 What’s the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt?
🛸 Remember that “Flying Saucer Kid” hoax? We do.
⚤ Gender stereotypes we hate (spoiler: most of them)
🧠 Would you rather forget everyone you love, or have everyone you love forget you? (We regret this question immediately.)

This episode has it all: potatoes, prune juice, parenting fails, and a draft that may or may not ruin our friendships.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:35 – CHRIS THE POLITICIAN
2:42 – WHAT’S THE BEST VERSION OF POTATO?
4:38 – CAN A HEARSE DRIVE IN THE HOV LANE?
5:15 – YOU’RE TOO HIGH
7:37 – HOMELESS HOMEWORK
8:38 – WHERE DOES PRUNE JUICE COME FROM?
10:22 – MASTERING THINGS UPSIDE DOWN
12:59 – ACCURATE JOB DESCRIPTIONS
15:24 – BLIND RANKING ONE HIT WONDERS
19:46 – SUDDEN URGES
21:55 – BUILD YOUR PERFECT RETIREMENT TOWN
31:56 – TRUST FALL BABY
33:22 – COFFEE BREAK
37:01 – READINGS FROM HISTORY
44:58 – JUNIOR
47:42 – DOPAMINE DRAFT
1:01:01 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:03:15 – MEETING TRENT DILFER
1:07:12 – NATIONAL ROOT BEER FLOAT DAY
1:08:22 – ASK REDDIT – YOU’RE ALLOWED TO BE REBORN, BUT NOT AS A HUMAN. WHAT WOULD YOU COME BACK AS?
1:12:54 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE WORST PHYSICAL PAIN YOU’VE EVER FELT? 
1:16:58 – FLYING SAUCER KID
1:18:26 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A GENDER STEREOTYPE YOU HATE THE MOST?
1:23:28 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
1:25:18 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
1:27:32 – OUTRO 

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