Pre-Shift

Beware of human crocodiles! This week's Pre-Shift talks about weaponizing HOA's, Cabo's deadly ocean current, doughnuts (oh yeah), self checkouts, quantity vs quality, Shooter McGavin's DUI, adults doing Disneyland, football addiction and how much would it cost for you to sever one of your own toes?

Do you have any better suggestions?! On this week's Early Out, Frank and Jonesy talk professional hackers, online blackmail, laser tag, Cabo and why Saturday night home games bring in the worst bar crowd.

Let's start this week off right talking about people with punchable faces, finally going to the dentist after 14 years, getting a physical in the 90's, tiered water system, another Raider DUI (shockingly), IRS taxes, Fair or Foul & Wife hits Husband with what?!

As if Las Vegas' water supply wasn't bad enough already! This week we talk about what people pretend to care about, fast food inflation, 'Prey' movie review, Samuel L. Jackson, The Royal Family also Celebrity Death Match featuring Mike Tyson vs Hulu & Schwarzenegger vs Stallone with Carl Weathers as the referee.

Frank & Thomas talk about how Las Vegas is the opposite of Alaska, what made Australian declare a 'bio-security breach', the Brittney Griner trade, why airports are the worst, Japanese monkeys,  everyone needs a vice (maybe two) and fair or foul.

Work is fine...but people suck. Frank and Thomas talk about men without purpose, how to properly scratch one's balls, online dating code words, Saudi prince money and government regulated water. Who gave the government the water?!

They're not even real people! The boys get into very important, super controversial topics such as : depantsing etiquette, Subway tattoo in exchange for food, Pilot fights co-pilot, ice cream trucks, Pastor armed robbery and of course FAIR or FOWL!

Frank, Thomas & Jonesy get into 80's science fiction movies, Frank's weight loss, gym music and Jordan Peele films. The gang dives into the kiddy pool to discuss new and random topics for your listening pleasure. The machines are online and we need to act quickly!

It's Season 3. It's your bar-life insiders. It's a 'Hot Dog Duel'. The new season kicks off with Frank and Thomas eating hot dogs for 10 minutes with Jonesy officiating. Get your bets in, who ya got?! It wouldn't be The Pre-Shift Podcast without some berating Karen's, Creepy Men and everyone's favorite game Fair or Fowl. That's how we're spelling it internet nerds!

The epic season 2 finale of The Pre-Shift Podcast. Creeps, Karens, fair or fowl, entourage role players and reasons for quitting a job... there's no wrong answer! We look forward to another 100!

Frank, Thomas and Jonesy are all back in-studio for the post-4th of July episode! Las Vegas survived another firework show somehow and the street people are defecating out in the open, LITERALLY. Have no fear, the threesome have plenty of Karen's, a CREEPY request and introduce a new inclusive segment... FAIR or FOWL? 

Celebrate the 4th of July with beer, hot dogs, fireworks and an episode of The Pre-Shift Podcast!

Let's get this economy back on track people! The Brothers of Destruction keep it light (Corona Light) and discuss Vegas' temperature, body odor, office creep, tamale Karen and crappy neighbors... LITERALLY. If you come to Las Vegas, bring rations.

99 bananas and a chick ain't one! Jonesy is a house cat and self fertilizes his own yard. Thomas has a million dollar idea and Frank beats Justin in a race, at Resorts World. The crew also talk 90's cartoons, canned cocktails, masturbation work breaks and have a Geography test to determine 'Smartest Alvarado of the Week.' Unsend this Apple!

Only $5000 a jar! Jonesy goes to San Diego and rants about gas prices. Thomas is affected by staff shortages and Frank gives us his list of Dairy Queen Blizzards. The boys also talk Dayclub pool water, Popeye's fight, coffee meth and participate in the 1st ever 'Pre-Shift Spelling Bee'!

We don't care what flavor it is, WE'RE IN! Jonesy flies in and sets his thermostat to 65 degrees. Thomas can't come within 100 feet of Level 9 Studios and Frank gets a 6am wake up prank from special guest Sylvia! The crew talk about Oreos, Mona Lisa cake incident, Dead vs Dolls and rank 80's soundtrack songs. Rest in Peace Ray Liotta...

The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! Jonesy witnesses a shooting and brings a roll of toilet paper for his "sniffles". Thomas calls in sick, after visiting the zoo and kissing a monkey. Frank has the studio to himself and plays 'Pick the insult'. We also discuss Jack Nicholson, EDC kids and selling 'Lake Mead Corpse Water'.

It's EDC week and the infestation of half-naked zombies in fishnets on drugs has already begun. An appetizer of alleged shots fired at 'Lovers and Friends' and The Fremont Jumper which suspiciously did not make any headlines. We also discuss Pregnancy Whoppers and what to do if a Creep sits next to you on an airplane and takes pictures of your feet. Good luck out there brothers and sisters.

It's okay, we'll get through this together. The boys made it through another booze-filled, drug induced weekend. Jonesy bleeds all over the bar. Thomas witnesses a car crash, at the park and Frank wonders how many times he's sat on a cocaine toilet seat. NASA nudes, The Time Traveler, forearm penis and more Lake Mead news. R.I.P. to the Ipod.