#10: Pirates, Vampires and Nepo Babies

If you couldn't tell from how we're dressed for today's episode, we're talking all about our favorite on-screen pirates and vampires. We also pick who we think would be cast in a modern day Pirates of the Caribbean, and teach ourselves some geography (please don't judge😅). P.s. our voicemail box is open for business! Link below!

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
If you can't see us right now, you're missing out.
Yeah. OK.
The cold opens thus far have been us going back and forth,
just getting ready for the podcast, talking about God knows
what. Yeah.
And mostly singing also. We wanted to change that up a
little bit because we've been reading your guys's comments.
Yeah. And we wanted to address some,

(00:21):
first and foremost, something that's been brought to my
attention. There's been this handprint on
the wall behind Mario's head forweeks in its giving that scene
from Titanic when Jack and Rose are doing it in the car and all
I see is the handprint shrinkingdown the window.
I can't Unsee it. I had to check this out for
myself. I've noticed there definitely is

(00:43):
the handprint from Titanic. Yeah, I've noticed it every
single episode and I just like, it's one of those where I always
think about it when we're watching and then I forget about
it. Oh, look at that.
Oh, it's so much. Magic Eraser.
It's gone. There's also a little where to
the right. Is that good?
Did we do it? There we go.
We can still see it a little bit, but I think it's better

(01:05):
the. Handprint's gone.
Grin bustin ass on the podcast is peak you.
Do fart a lot. I do.
It's not my fault. I think the last time when I was
Tooting a lot was I took one of the Lemmy Fiber 1 whatever
gummies. I don't wanna hear any.
Everything was moving around. No, I really truly believe that

(01:26):
since we're in this podcast format with all this audible and
visual equipment, it's like ghost encounters.
OK, I feel like you'd be Tootingall the time, but when we're in
this room, we have so much equipment, we pick up on it, and
it leads me to believe that women be secretly Tooting a lot.
No. OK, first of all, if I was

(01:47):
secret, I couldn't be secretly Tooting if you would hear it.
That wouldn't make sense. That's what I'm saying.
We got these microphones and we got the cameras that.
Yeah, but the microphones. But they barely do like listen.
Oh, wait. Yeah, I heard that.
No, listen, like I'm just saying, I think with all this
equipment and stuff here, like it's becoming more relevant,
prevalent, relevant. Prevalent.
Relevant. Prevalent.

(02:09):
Was it the L before V except after I?
What is it LV before L? Prevalent.
Except going to hell. What is it?
Prevalent. Prevalent.
There you go. We're gonna do a couple more
comments. Mario and Bryn, can we expect to
see any guests appearing on the pod at any point?
Love your content, can't wait tosee more.
I was joking actually with my cousin last night that they

(02:31):
should come on the podcast. My cousin and her husband are in
town because later tonight we'regoing to the Post Malone and
Jelly Roll concert. And I told her that we had to
phone the podcast before we could meet up.
And she was like, oh, should we come be guests?
And I was like, honestly, yeah. I thought you have to dress up
as a pirate or a vampire. I do want to have like, close
family and friends, Yeah, I do. Too.
Who would be like Dreamcast on your podcast Dream?

(02:54):
Guest on my podcast. I don't even know honestly.
Me personally, I would love for this podcast to become a
platform for kind of like, not up and coming.
That's the wrong word because these people are very
established. But yeah, like smaller creators
that, of course we're very closefriends with.
Yeah, that definitely deserve some sort of spotlight.

(03:16):
Very interesting, funny people. And you know who you are.
Like people you maybe wouldn't expect to see on a podcast or
like you might not even know, but like are very entertaining
people. Oh yeah.
We have very good conversations with.
Should we roll the intro really quick?
Yeah, let's roll the. Intro Roll the intro.

(03:43):
Welcome back to the Pretty FunnyPodcast.
I'm Bryn. And I'm Jackie Daytona here with
you're Jacqueline Sparrow. You're Jackie Daytona, and I'm
Jackie Sparrow. From Tucson, AZ.
And I'm from the Caribbean. From the Caribbean.
From the Caribbean. We look like a couple of Party
City animatronics. I look way better than Party

(04:05):
City so watch your tone. We look like the packaging for
Spirit Halloween. You know what I'm talking about.
We did. I look a step above Spirit
Halloween. You look good.
You look very good. Thank you.
Some wild scar. You don't see this at Spirit
Halloween. Maybe you do, I don't know.
I know that looks fresh. How did that happen?
You want to know how I got this scar?
You. Want to know how I got these

(04:26):
scars? I got into a battle with Captain
Hook. Me and Captain Hook, we're
getting at it, you know? Oh, you were getting freaky with
Captain Hook? Yeah.
And he went to he, you know, went to smack me around a little
bit. He went to put his hook in.
The and he used the wrong hand. Getting freaky with Captain
Hook, you know he'd be swapping that out, you know what I'm
saying? He's got different attachments,

(04:46):
you know what I'm saying? He's swabbing the poop tech, you
know what I mean? He's going wild with.
It. We saw Sinners this week, right?
And we watch Brents first time all the way through actually
paying attention Pirates of the Caribbean.
My first time watching all of the Pirates of the Caribbean
movies in order. We still need to watch the the

(05:08):
very last 1 I think. The.
Original trio, I know, but I thefact.
That we watch anything more thanthat.
I still really want to watch thefifth one.
'Cause we watched the 1st 4. Yeah, I don't know if he's even
in it, but like, spoiler alerts,by the way, he's been out for
literally like 15 years, but Orlando Bloom 'cause he has to
go down under, he can't step on land for 10 years, right?

(05:30):
That movie came out in 2007. The fifth one's 2017.
So I'm wondering if that's when he finally goes on land.
Again, so it could be good. Wait, is that really how they're
spaced apart? Yeah, they're 10 years apart.
No way. The 3rd and the 5th 10.
So then he has to show up. Yeah, so I'm like, we should
watch it. Regardless, just the original 3.
Yeah. They're just like I grew up

(05:52):
watching trilogies, like trilogies I had Lord of the
Rings, I had all the Star Wars trilogies, like I had the
original 3 Pirates of the Caribbean.
You know what I'm saying? And like it was, it's still to
this day holds up the CGI of Pirates of the Caribbean.
Oh my God, it still holds up to this day.
It's so well done. Here's the thing, the 1st and

(06:13):
the second one are three years apart.
The 3rd and the 4th one are onlyfour years apart.
So it's not even like they just like randomly tacked another one
on. I feel like it's still a good
and we watched it, it wasn't badat all.
The the on strangers No no no. What was it called?
What was the 4th 1? On stranger ties.
That was the first time I've watched it all the way through.
I will say it was good, but it almost felt like a parody of the

(06:35):
Pirates of the Caribbean movies,you know what I mean?
Yeah. Like the original 3 is just so
well-rounded, so well written. It's so well done.
Yeah. And we watch the original
Pirates of the Caribbean movies,the trilogy, Yes.
And then we watch Sinners, whichis easily, quickly, swiftly
become one of the best vampiric movies of all time.

(06:57):
Just an original take and a refreshing take on vampires.
Well done. Ryan Coogler.
The movie is just incredible. It's wonderful.
I want to go see it again. And through those experiences.
We did talk about that. We said on the podcast, we'd
like to talk about Pirates of the Caribbean movies that we've
watched together and our favorite vampires put to screen.

(07:18):
Because the more we talked aboutit and thought about it, every
generation gets some sort of vampire.
Yeah, if you really think if youcould trace it all the way back,
you know what I mean. Yeah, well.
They've been around for a long time.
They. Have we're talking like from
Hotel Transylvania to like Nosferatu, you know what I'm
saying? Like from the Lost Boys, which I
don't even know if you've ever even seen that.

(07:39):
No, you haven't seen the Lost Boys.
Nope, that's perfectly fine. We'll talk about it.
Like from Sinners to the Lost Boys, you know what I'm saying?
From like Twilight to Van Helsing.
Vampire Diaries. Oh my God, that's true.
Like True Blood. Yeah.
There's just been so much vampires.
There's a lot. I looked up the cast for the 5th
Pirates of the Caribbean movie and Orlando Bloom is in it.

(08:00):
Oh, OK. So that probably does happen.
That's a really good pick. Up.
And so is Keira Knightley. Oh, and Javier Bardem, God, he's
such a gangster. See, that's Jack Sparrow's
daddy. No, it's what?
Isn't it? Javier Bardem I think plays the
villain in the 5th movie. I haven't even seen it all the
way through. Is he?
Yeah, I'm like 90% sure. And then his dad.

(08:22):
We talked about his dad. Yeah, wait, who plays his dad?
No, a lot of people don't know this Jack Sparrow.
He based his character off two people, all right?
Keith Richards, who ended up playing his father in the
movies. That's Keith Richards from The
Rolling Stones. OK.
Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones,The Beatles, British Invasion,

(08:43):
all that stuff back in the day. Super drugged out, amazing,
wonderful, fantastic musical artist.
Right. And Jack Sparrow was created off
Peppa Le Pew from the Looney Tunes.
You know, the skunk. Yeah, like the rapey skunk.
The he's. Rapey I I know who the skunk is.
Have you watched the original Looney Tunes?

(09:04):
No. Oh yeah, that's skunk.
Definitely caught a case or two for sure.
Oh yeah. Oh my God, there's this song.
Sorry that this is so off tangent, but like, there's a
song by Miguel and it's like, how many drinks will it take me
to leave with you? And it's or something like that.
But it's literally like, how many drinks?
And it's like, how many drinks is it going to take for you to
like come home and fuck me? Oh, and I used to listen to it

(09:26):
in high school. And then I remember like my
frontal lobe developed a little bit, Yeah, in college.
And I was like, Oh my God. It's like every generation of
music, like, you know, like she was just 17, if you know what I
mean. Like people were singing that
shit loudly and proudly in like,the late 60s, you know what I'm
saying? Yeah.

(09:46):
And it took like 10510 years, I don't know how long when people
were like, what, a second 17? That's a little low, like, you
know what I mean? And like Miguel singing that,
it's like, what a second you're saying?
You'll just get in the go very drunk.
So she sleeps with you and you go talk about like every
generation has to go through that.
You know what I'm saying? But but Peppa Le Pew, the skunk

(10:10):
from the Looney Tunes, if you'renot familiar, every episode with
Peppa Le Pew was him chasing relentlessly some some other
skunk or I remember it was a cat.
I remember. Specifically.
It was like a like a French cat that was all black that kind of
looked like a skunk. That was, yeah.
Peppa Le Pew's like, chasing this cat everywhere, just like

(10:34):
trying to do The Dirty. That's the whole episode.
That's the whole premise. That's like Peppa Le Pew's main
objective is just to like, woo an unwilling what's, what's the
word? Damsel.
Just woo an unwilling damsel that's pepple appears entire
character. But if you watch him, he like
runs around kind of like this. You know what I mean?

(10:55):
He's Oh yeah, yeah, slowly bouncy character and that mixed
with Keith Richards from The Rolling Stones, like old drunk.
That's why Jack Sparrow baby. He's like all over the place
like that's he's a cartoon character version, caricature of
like a drunken old rock star combined and it's really cool.
Should I start? Which we'll get into the theme

(11:21):
song. I know way too much about
Pirates of the. Caribbean Jesus.
I know. Way too much about Pirates of
the Caribbean and vampires and all this shit.
You one you don't know about though that I would love to
teach you about sometime is Oh my God what the fuck why can't I
just said it? Vampire Diaries.
Yeah, yeah. Did I even drive home the fact

(11:41):
though real quick that Keith Richards, though, appears in the
third movie and the 4th movie. That's why they casted him as
Jack Sparrow's dad. As Jack Sparrow's.
Papa, which was like a really cool nod to how he originally
came up with a character. Yeah, allegedly.
Allegedly, but what you need to watch sometime and it would be a

(12:02):
great venture and you would probably hate it just a little
bit, but The Vampire Diaries andthen why?
Would I hate it? What is it?
It's just very like teenage drama.
Is that the one with like Dylan O'Brien?
No. Which one's that one?
I think that's True Blood. See, I haven't watched a lot of
TV shows except What We Do in the Shadows.

(12:22):
Oh yeah, that one's fucking. Which is literally.
Like The Vampire Diaries is likemuch more of a drama.
Like not are not funny. I mean, there's like some kind
of funny moments, you know? But like, it's not a comedy.
Oh, I see. Yeah, has Ian Somerhalder and
Paul Wesley. I've seen clips.
Yeah, Nina Dobrev, it's. It's really good.
Really. And the world that they create,

(12:42):
you know, like the back stories and like the, oh, it's, it's,
it's great. It's lovely.
It's wonderful. I watched True Blood for I think
the first season. I don't know why I stopped.
Have you ever watched that one? So fucking.
Good. No, I haven't.
So the only vampire TV show I'vewatched all the way through is
What We Do in the Shadows. Yeah, which even that it, I

(13:03):
finished it before you did. I showed you it, Yeah.
And then you watch. Yeah.
You just like. Because we both kind of forgot
we were watching it together andthen we forgot about it.
But I've already. Seen it and then a new season
drop and you just watch all of it.
Yeah, you, like, I introduced you to it at the perfect time
when like a new season was dropping.
Yeah. And then you just went.
So you ended up being ahead of me.
But like, we got Nandor Guillermo, Guillermo.

(13:26):
Jesus Christ. Nandor, Guillermo Laszlo Naja,
Colin Robinson, the energy vampire, like literally the
entire cast. If you have not seen this show,
it's The Office. But vampires and way more bloody
and gory and so funny, so original.
It just like it's it's beyond entertaining to watch.
And Matt Berry as Laszlo is top three vampires of all that's.

(13:50):
I was going to say, so that's one of your favorite.
Of course, of course. You're not even going to know,
which is so sad to me, but Klausfrom The Vampire Diaries, from
The Originals. Klaus, Look at him.
Joseph Morgan. Oh.
I love him. I see immediately.
Hold on, Turn it towards me. Are you being serious right now?
He's one of those where it's like.

(14:11):
Wait, is that fucking remic fromsinners?
No, Yes it is. No, it's not.
Yeah, it is. No, he's not in sinners.
Look at look up his I MB. DI am right now.
He's not in sinners, no. What's his name?
Joseph Morgan. Just look up Joseph Morgan
Sinners. That's got to be him.
It's not. I'm literally like it right now.

(14:32):
It's not. I would have noticed, believe
me. Me and the crush that I have on
Klaus, I would have noticed. Nope.
Really look at him though. Hold on, let me pull up a
picture of Remic. That is insane.
He. Wait, look at.
That's what. The fuck is Klaus?

(14:52):
It's one of those where it's like, honestly if I just saw a
picture of him like the actor, Iwould be like, OK, like I guess
he's OK but like his character in the show.
And also I am team Damon, not team Stefan.
What does that even mean? Oh, is this like a Edward Jacob
situation? Kind of you're.

(15:12):
Brothers and they're both vampires?
I'm guessing yes. And Damon's kind of like the
dark, like, like the bad, the bad boy, you know, Damon's the
bad boy and Stephen's like the good hero E boy.
And they both go after the same girl, of course.
And da, da, da, da, da. But Damon?
Tell me that's not the same person.
Click on that photo with the redcurtain.

(15:33):
I see it. I see what you're talking about,
but that isn't. Do you see it though?
They look so much alike, Yeah, do they not?
No. That's crazy.
Like look at him with his mouth open.
See he's not. They don't look the same.
Let me zoom see, he's got one ofthem that looks a lot like that.
No, I thought so. No, no, if we could put a side

(15:54):
by side of Remic from Sinners and him.
Just two head shots, but he has that like Skarsgard look, You
know what I mean? You know, those like really
attractive dudes that are just out of like conventionally
attractiveness, you know what I mean?
There's just something a little bit different about them.
They don't look like the perfectly aesthetic man.
They just look not off. That's not the right word, but

(16:16):
they still look beyond beautifuland handsome, but original they
look like. Original.
It's funny because he is one of the originals.
You would get that if you watch he's one of the original
vampires. I think I have seen bits and
pieces of the show. It's really cool because like I
mean, obviously Vampire Diaries is about like one what time
period and everything, but then the originals, like they go off

(16:37):
and it's a side show, like a sequel show or whatever the fuck
about the original vampires in their lives in new.
And that's when I have seen thisshow.
Okay, I did get into that show. It's good, but did you just get
into the originals or did you get into I?
Think it was the Originals. I think it was the Originals was
the show I was watching. Which is that a prequel to The

(16:59):
Vampire Diaries? No, it's a sequel.
No, but they don't go before it at all.
Yeah, prequel is like a precursor to the show.
But it's called the original, soI'd assume that it's.
Like, because they come into TheVampire Diaries and they're like
in there for a couple seasons, right?
And they like are doing their battles and they're in there and
whatever. And then they go off to New
Orleans, I'm pretty sure, and then the show does the spin off

(17:21):
where it follows them after they've already been in.
The Vampire Diaries. So they're the original and
there's like, flashbacks and stuff, of course, to like when
they were created and like, that's a big aspect of the show,
but no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it goes The Vampire Diaries and then The Originals, and then
there's Legacies. And I never finished Legacies,
but that follows. I don't want to give spoilers,
but somebody's daughter into herlike high school experience.

(17:46):
Oh yeah? Wait, Bella.
No, I don't think that's her name.
No, from Twilight. Oh, you said?
Is this all one gigantic prequel?
No, to Twilight. No.
Like Bella goes to high school. Good, but like.
Twilight is dog shit, what are you talking?
About. I mean, it's good in this, it's.
Good because it's so bad. Yeah, it's so bad.

(18:06):
It's it's. Nostalgia.
And it's like kind of funny withhow cringy it can be and like,
it's Washington. I watched it for the first time,
I think two or three years ago. Yeah.
And when I tell you I was pissing my pants laughing, yeah,
if you haven't watched it, they're bad.
They're so fucking bad. But if you watch it with that
already known, they become very enjoyable.

(18:29):
No, it's. I honestly love bad movies
sometimes. Yeah.
Because like, they're so good. They're so bad.
They're good. Well, that's what like you've
seen The Disaster Artist. Yeah, with James Franco.
But that's a that's a good movieabout a bad movie.
Yeah. But like, the bad movie The
Room, Yeah, is a good movie because it was so bad.
And then they made a movie showing how bad it was and how

(18:52):
horrible it is. Yeah.
And that became a good movie. Like in itself, it's kind of an
art form being like, that's whatall the scary movies were and
all that stuff. Whoa, you're taking off your
corset? Yeah, I literally can't breathe
through like one of my ribs feels like it's wow.
Imagine how Elizabeth Swan felt.I feel so much better.
OK, did. You hear what I just said?
Yeah, imagine how Elizabeth Swanfelt.

(19:12):
Yeah. I can't breathe.
Yeah, Keira Knightley. She was like 16.
Really. Yeah, well, hold on.
Actually, I want to Google this.Keira Knightley.
Try to look like Keira Knightley.
We've been there, we ain't done that, and we see right through.
Of Caribbean? Do you know what I'm talking
about? When you said that I'd know she
was young as hell? What would you start to patch
the Caribbean? A hat.

(19:33):
Crazy funky junkie hat. Oversut Parents try to look like
Keira Knightley. We've been there, we've done
that. We see right through your funky
hat. What's that, a hat?
Crazy funky junkie hat Upset Parasitely try.
To look like Keira. Knightley, we've been there.
We've done that. We see right through your funky
hat. Keira Knightley was 17 in
Pirates of the Caribbean. The Black Pearl.

(19:53):
Jesus, isn't that crazy? Yeah.
What year did that come out? 2006 or no 2003?
2003. Look at me, no one thinks, did
you? See any of the Pirates of the
Caribbeans in the theater. No.
OK, so at that point I was 8 years old, eight or nine, and I

(20:13):
remember going to the theater inStanwood, Stanwood, WA, went to
the Regal, I think it was a Regal in Stanwood, WA to watch
Pirates of the Caribbean new Disney movie.
Didn't really know much about it.
My older sister was pumped because Johnny Depp was the
pirate. Like everybody, every woman in

(20:34):
2003 literally lost their minds.Like Johnny Depp is going to
play a sweaty, disgusting hot ass pirate.
Smash. Kind of jealous, honestly.
Smash that. Like I know like you were a
child. We were children.
But imagine you're your age now and you hear that.
Like who? Who?

(20:55):
Who would be that equivalent of today?
Like we. Talked about this.
Yeah, who would we cast in part while we were?
Watching, I think that's also why I got distracted through
part of the movie and like don'tremember part of it is because I
was trying so hard to to recast the movie in my head.
Because like, we weren't doing our own castings, like who we
choose, we were just picking whodefinitely would be chosen in

(21:16):
the cast list of 20/25/2024 of Pirates of the Caribbean.
I'm pulling up the character list.
It's so. Hard.
I already put my nails. OK, hold on.
I remember some of them. You ready?
Yeah, Jack Sparrow was. No, Let's save him for the.
Let's save him for the. Let's save the.
I will start with William Turner.
Yeah, I know for a fact if Pirates of the Caribbean was

(21:37):
being created today, there's no other way around it.
Tom Holland would definitely be William Turner.
There's no way around it like that.
That's. And that's sad to say because I
feel like Hollywood has gone very accustomed to casting the
same people over and over and over again.
But like, but that is so true of, like, who it would be.
Yeah, right. You had one for I think it was

(21:59):
Davy Jones. And I was like, Oh my God,
that's like the best casting ever.
I don't remember who I had for Davy Jones.
I remember. It was this one.
I will say it right now. OK, who you said.
And I was like, not only is thatwho definitely would be casted
as Davy Jones today. Yeah, because the original
actor, what's his name? Can you pull up the original
actor for Davy Jones? No.
Yeah, he's or trade through motion capture by Bill Nye

(22:20):
Nighy. Bill Nye.
The science guy. Bill Nye, the science guy,
different Bill Nye, his last name, but Bill, he played Davey
Jones, did a terrific job. Should have been nominated for
like an Oscar. Like if you watch the motion
capture and you rewatch those movies, all the acting, the
whole story, everything about Pirates Caribbean, the original

(22:41):
trilogy is just so well done. It's like Lord of the Rings,
it's like same caliber in my opinion.
It's so well done, it's so well-rounded, it's so well
written, it's so well performed.I don't know if they were
nominated for any Oscars if you don't mind Googling that real
quick. You know, because I still have
the character list. Of OK, I'll Google that.
But I said Walton Goggins shouldplay Davy Jones and that would

(23:02):
just be perfect. It would literally be perfect.
Imagine that walk he does. You know what I mean?
I'm in love with Walton Goggins a little bit.
And you? Still haven't watched Fallout.
I know, which is insane. But I'm in love with Walton
Goggins a little bit, I think. I fucking love that dude.
Yeah, he's been killing because I'm a big Quinn Tarantino fan.
Yeah, right. And Walton Goggins has been like
backup characters. And while he was a main

(23:23):
character in The Hateful 8 and then he was in Django, he's even
the ultimate, I don't even wannasay side character, but sadly
because he was in Sons of Anarchy too.
Please throw up pictures Emma. Of all these things I'm
describing he throws. Some sexy pictures while you're
at it, but he's. Such obviously Billy, uncle

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Billy and baby Billy, baby Billyand Rex's gemstones he's.
Told me not too, laddie. Anyway, Misbehaven.
He's such a chameleon character actor that takes such off the
wall parts. I know him as Davey Jones.
So good. It would be so.
Oh my God. Another one that I was really
proud of that I said is for Elizabeth Swann, Millie Bobby

(24:08):
Brown. Yes.
That one I was pretty proud of. It's so accurate like these.
Again, cannot stress this enough.
This is just who we know. We would cast Walt and Goggins.
They definitely would cast him. He's super hot right now.
He's killing it right now as Davy Jones, right?
But I'm OK with it because he's such a fucking gangster, you
know what I'm saying? Yeah.

(24:28):
Oh yeah. No, he would literally kill.
And OK, I know that this is alsomostly just because I said
Millie Bobby Brown, but for Hector Barbosa?
David Harbour. I'm so sorry, I could not.
Disagree more. I could.
See it I could see David Arbour's kind of he just got
caught cheating on his wife and it's like a big whole thing so
I. Wonder you?

(24:48):
Never mind, I take that back. Wait, we could talk about that
another whole We'll we'll do a Stranger Things episode and
we'll talk about David Arbour. Trust me, Like trust.
And we're going to talk about Thunderbolts and stuff.
Who did we say for Hector Barbosa?
Captain Barbosa? Yeah, who would be cast
nowadays? Well, OK, I know one off the top
of our head. Josh, me, Gibbs, obviously Jack

(25:10):
Black. Yes, Mr. Gibbs.
Yeah, I said we were talking about who we'd be.
I know in that universe. I was like, who do you think I
would be in this universe? Yeah, right.
Like if I actually was in Pirates of the Caribbean, if I
was in the movies. Yeah.
And you said, I don't remember what you said, but I was like, I
would want to be Mr. Gibbs. That is such a slept on, just
well-rounded, awesome character and Jack Black playing Mr.

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Gibbs. You know what I mean?
Jack Sparrow's right hand man. That's definitely who would be
cast now. And I'm kind of OK with it
because I I worship Jack Black. I love Jack Black.
I think he would do a good job being the the exposition and the
explanation for all of these stories and myths throughout the
movies. Like listening Jack, hearing
Jack Black in a pirate voice doing that as Mr. Gibbs.

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I'm OK with that. Who would play James Norrington?
We. Talked about this.
Do you want to stay on the countof three?
Yeah. James Norrington to be played by
123 Jacob Lordy. Jacob Lordy has that like
stoicness about him and that sternness and that intensity.
I know he would just kill it as James Norrington and then the

(26:14):
redemption art of James Norrington by the third movie.
I would love to see Jacob Allardy and if they did like a
remake, which I'm not saying do a remake.
This is just like a fun thought because I hate fucking remakes.
This is just like a fun thought to entertain.
But I know Jacob Allardy as Commodore Norrington would bring
so much more depth to that character.

(26:34):
Like that would be he. He would be.
It would also be really fun to see him in a wig.
One of the big white wigs that they.
Wear him as like a British officer yelling at people.
Yeah, who are those who would? Play Governor Weatherby,
Elizabeth Swan's dad. The two that we're struggling
with is Barbosa, Governor Swan. Is there any other ones that we
like know? Well, we haven't said who would

(26:55):
play Captain Jack Sparrow. You.
Want to just do Captain Jack Sparrow real quick?
Yeah, OK, you can Captain Jack Sparrow.
I know who would be casted as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Unfortunately for a 2024-2025 reboot of Pirates of the
Caribbean 20. 24 I'm last year. Why do I keep saying that?
20252026 reboot of Pirates of the Caribbean.
Yeah, they're recasting Jack Sparrow.

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They already know who it's goingto be.
Yeah, it's Timothy Charlemagne. Yeah, they would put like.
First, imagine Kylie Jenner as Elizabeth Swan.
Kim Kardashian was in a I'm trying to think The American
Horror Story. Yep.
That they don't act, do they? She wasn't bad.
I didn't watch it. I watched the first part because
it was like a 2 Part 2. The OG American Horror Story

(27:38):
seasons, we can do a whole episode.
On. That no, but I like the original
seasons, like the first 5 or 6. Like I just like they're
bangers, Murder house, Coven, Asylum, like all those original
American Horror Story seasons. I mean like there's still good
parts of like the later seasons.I just kind of fell off.

(27:59):
Watching them is actually perfect because oh, which one is
it? Please comment if there's any
later seasons of American HorrorStory worth watching because I
think the last season I watched there is was Roanoke.
I never watched that one but I know what.
You're talking about. I think that's the.
Furthest I got, there's one of the seasons, I think it's one of
the seasons that's like split into two maybe or something.

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But there's one that's kind of about vampires.
Which season was it? Oh my God.
It wasn't like a popular one. I just like randomly watched it
one time. Hold on.
I think Murder House was my favorite season of American
Horror Story because the twist which I won't spoil and just the
whole story in general and it being the original season, so
good. And then Coven.

(28:43):
Oh, I love Coven. Fucking love Coven.
Like Coven is I think in my opinion, the best season of
American Horror Story. Please comment Yeah, your, your
your favorite season of AmericanHorror Story cuz like Asylum's
up there. I'm trying to think of some
other. Ones season 10 is the one that
I'm talking about, of which is double feature.
So it's two of them. Yeah, there's two stories, each
taking up half of the season. The one that I'm talking about,

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though, it's such an interestingconcept because it's this guy
that moves to like this small town and then he finds out that
there's people they're like vampires essentially because he
like looks out his window. I'm explaining this terribly by
the way, but he looks out his window and he sees this like
tall, bald, gross vampire Y kindof weird looking person in like
a trench coat and like sees a whole bunch of them and he's

(29:26):
like, what the fuck? And then spoiler alerts.
But like comes to find out that there's people who are like that
but like good or like are vampires and they have to drink
blood, but they basically did this ritual or took a pill or
something like that where they think that they were destined
for greatness. So it would be like me or you
are given this option. And it's like if we really are

(29:47):
that person, if we are that bitch, if we are going to
succeed in life, then we're going to, we have to keep
drinking blood to like, sustain us.
But like, we'll succeed really well.
But if we're not actually built that way, if we're not built
different, if we're not like successful people, then you turn
into a creepy vampire thing. Yeah, I explained that really

(30:07):
badly. But it's a really good season
and I would love to. Rewatch it with you.
OK? I like that concept.
That's really cool. Oh, I don't want to spoil it.
So if like you are that bitch ifyou are him.
Yeah, like if you really do havea because.
You got that dog in you. That whole concept of like, are
you actually born with talent? Because if you are, and if you
can actually cut it, then like you'll will succeed.

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But if you aren't, if you're notactually talented, if you don't
have that like natural born artisticness to you, fuck you,
you're fucked. Yeah, I like that a lot.
OK, we can check that one out. OK, I'm down to check that one.
Out and it's only half of a season too, so it's not like.
No, I'm down, I'm down. Didn't mean to cut off where
we're like, I definitely want topick up where we left off.
No, no, no, it's OK. We went off in a little.

(30:50):
Tangent about vampires so it it works.
But Timothy Chalamaine, Timothy,my guy is say his last.
Name again. Charlamagne, I just said it.
Funny Chalamet. I'm talking like Matt Berry,
Laszlo, so it's Timmy. Chalamagne.
Timmy Chalamagne is my good timeboy.
Chalamet, my sweet cheese. There's no.

(31:11):
Chalamet. Yeah.
Timothy Chalamagne, Timmy. There's no N Why do you keep
adding an N? What is it it's like?
Chalamet. Is it Chalamagne?
Like May, Like the month that we're in Chalamagne.
Chalamagne or main? There's no N at the end,
Chalamet. Chalamet.
Yeah, Timothy Chalamet. I know, but I'm talking like
Matt Berry from What We Do. He's my good time.

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He's my good time. Boy, My sweet cheese.
New York City. He's the most dastardly bastard
in New York City. You really are the most devious
bastard in New York City. He's on track to be like a
Daniel Day Lewis, Robert Downey Junior, Johnny Depp.
Yes, he's a chameleon, a Gary Oldman.

(31:55):
Like, he's got that dog in him in the performances that he's
done thus far in his career, Really.
Woke up. He did good as Willy Wonka.
I didn't watch it. I watched it and it is beyond
cringey, corny, whimsical, but watching that and knowing that
he followed that up with Dune 2 Duke of.
Iraqis have not seen. Yeah, the Dune movies will

(32:17):
happily will embark on that journey with you.
Timmy can act okay. And him, he, it's a no brainer
choice that they would cast him as Jack Sparrow in today's day
and age. Yeah, because he is very
reminiscent of Johnny Depp. Yeah.
And another person who I'd like to see in the Pirates of the
Caribbean franchise. Really quickly I will say about
Timothy Chalamet is that I don'tthink he would have that

(32:39):
heartthrob. I know that there's people that
are very attracted to Timothy Chalamet.
I'm not one of them. So I don't think that he would
have like the same amount of heartthrob energy about him the
same way that. What?
Yeah. And I stand by.
That you don't think people would thirst over Timmy shell, I
think. People would.
I don't think I. Would Oh, you personally, Yeah.

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I was like, I, I mean, I'd thirst over him as Jack Sparrow
the pirate. I just like.
I just kind of see it but not. He'd have to bring some
sternness to it. I feel like he could pull it
off. I know it's just I don't know
his sister. I met his sister and his mom and
dad one time. Oh, that's cool.
They were mean mugging me and I didn't like it when I was.
Mean muggy. You got mean mugged by the
Chalamase? Yeah, I was at the premiere for

(33:20):
Sex Lives of College Girls Season 2.
Great show so. I like it.
It's. Fun.
Super fun. But I was at the premiere for
Season 2 and I got to meet ReneeRapp, which was I got to meet
the whole class. I bought you her album and
birthday on vinyl. Yeah, yeah, she's sounded.
Timothy Chalamet, her and yeah, his sister Jesus Christ.
She's in the show. Yeah, yeah.

(33:42):
And she was there with her parents, his parents, whatever.
And they were like sitting at a table and I sat kind of near
them and they just kind of like glared at me.
And I got really uncomfortable and got up and left, didn't
leave the premiere. I just like left that area
because I was like sorry. Were you wearing like a Red Hat
or some shit? Like what the why?
I was wearing. What was I wearing?
Oh, I was wearing what was Why? Were they so upset with you?

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We understand at this point. I just want to address this real
quick that we are two ADH high definition D people and when we
have these conversations, stick with us.
Hang on tight. I've seen the comments.
I know a lot of all the other ADHD people that watch this,
they're able to follow right along when we go from one
conversation to 12 different ones and then we circle back to
the original 1. I know for all you normal people

(34:26):
OK the Adderallis, you guys don't.
We're Adderallis. What?
We're out of. All yeah, I've just, I've been
raw dogging this for a while. We understand that sometimes
this podcast is hard to follow because we go from one
conversation to 12 conversations, circle back to
the original conversation. I feel like for the people that

(34:48):
aren't ADHD, this is a good training session to how to track
and follow those conversations and better understand.
And that's a whole podcast in itself because I've been living
with ADHD my entire existence ofbeing alive, just hyperactive,
over the top completely. And it's, it's, I don't want to,

(35:09):
I don't. That's a whole other podcast
episode in itself, like living with ADHD and what I've done to
cope with it and what I've done to learn with it and how I've
gotten this far with it and how to harness it.
Like I, I would love to do a podcast episode like that, but
just bear with us, please. She's back.
Timothy Chalamagne. Long story short, I think he's

(35:31):
on track to be a Daniel Day Lewis, a Robert Downey Junior, a
Johnny Depp. He's got that dog and him.
You don't think so? No, that wasn't what that face
was. Oh, I was like, I really think
that he has that potential. And I like the way that he
talks. I like how he's not scared to be
like, I want to be one of the greats.
I like how he, like, embraces the cringe.
Do you not know who Daniel Day Lewis is?

(35:52):
Oh, that's another whole other thing.
I know his name. I don't think I've seen anything
that he's in, like looking at his movies.
But this, this is our cast list.We'll just leave it at that for
Pirates of the Caribbean, if it was made nowadays.
We left out the governor. We left out the two silly little
goofballs, the other two silly little goofballs, a lot of other

(36:14):
characters. We left out Calypso.
I said that for the two silly goofballs it well, we were also
talking about who we would play if we were cast in it.
Oh yeah, and I said that the twosilly goofballs would be you and
your best friend. Oh yeah, me and AJ, yeah, yeah,
I think. He would be the one with the
eyeball and you would be the bald one.
Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also the most slept on and best performance out of all of the

(36:38):
Pirates of the Caribbean movies.Yeah.
Should have won an Oscar. The monkey.
Oh yeah. In the third movie, and I've
seen these movies I don't know how many fucking times, the
monkey shivering. How the fuck did they get the
monkey? Was it CGI?
Scares me because I'm like, if it's not CGI, I'm like, what did

(36:59):
they put that monkey through the?
Or the monkey was just very welltrained.
There's a scene, I think in the first one where there's a kid,
like, screaming and crying goingMama when they're like,
attacking the town. Yeah.
And I'm like, do you? Think they like kick those kids?
I don't know, it makes me sad because I'm like, what did you
do to make that child cry like that?
Yeah. So like, are you looking at the
clock? No, I was just kind of looking

(37:20):
around because I wanted to show off my scar a little bit.
It looks good I. Know it looks really good.
The monkey, though. We named the monkey Jack, you
know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Geoffrey Rush as Captain Balboa,the whole.
Barbosa. Barbosa There ain't been a
pirate movie like Pirates of theCaribbean, unless you want to

(37:41):
count like Captain Phillips. You know what I mean?
That's the other iconic pirate movie.
I'm the Captain. No like.
I am the captain, no. That's literally what's oh Hook.
I've never seen hook honest. Goonies is a pirate.
Movie. Oh my God, it is.
Oh, there's a lot of great pirate movies.
You've never seen The Goonies? No.
Hey you guys. You guys do the truffle shuffle

(38:06):
Josh Brolins first movie. See, there's not.
A lot. What?
Well, there's a lot, but like hook.
Muppet. Treasure Island.
Muppet Treasure Island. Oh God, with fucking What's his
butt, Tim? Tim Curry.
Yeah, Tim Curry the goat. Of Muppet I'm gonna like Cry I.
Muppet Treasure Island was one of my favorite movies as a kid.
I love Muppet Treasure Island. I'm like getting teary.

(38:27):
I don't know why. I forget what the IT was cuz
Michael Caine, You know Alfred from The Dark Knight trilogy?
That's probably where you guys know him from.
Michael Caine, He played Scroogein The Muppets Christmas Story,
right? Yeah.
And Tim Curry played what was the captain's name?

(38:47):
Shit. Long, John.
Silver, Long John Silver in Church Island.
And I heard in an interview thatMichael Caine treated The
Muppets, no matter how ridiculous they are, as fellow
actors. And if you watch that movie
knowing that it's like, Oh, yeah.
Like, he's like, are you crying?I can see the nostalgia on my
face. Really emotional.
OK, Get, get emotional. Get emotional.
We should watch this tonight or something.

(39:08):
We can't tonight. But like, we'll watch it.
We'll watch it this weekend. Oh, you're crying?
No, I'm like judging it's. Treasure Island.
So love Tim Curry. Fucking washcloth Tim.
I can't. Fuck this Tim Curry, he said.
And I hope I'm getting this right.
He was a Muppet himself, you know what I mean?
His performance, he was just oneof the other Muppets.
He was so good in that movie. So it's cool seeing those

(39:28):
contrasting humans in a Muppet world still delivering great
performances and wonderful nostalgic movies.
But their approaches to it like Tim Curry, obviously with like
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pennywise, like Tim Curry's a
gangster, like love fucking Tim Curry, one of the OG character
actors, which again, Timothy Charlemagne, Robert Pattinson,

(39:52):
there's some young actors up andcoming fucking Skarsgard, Bill
Skarsgard. These guys are I've, I've always
been more drawn to like the GaryOldman's, the Johnny Depp's, the
Jim Carrey's, these guys that completely immerse themselves
and turn themselves into different characters.
You know what I'm saying? The Meryl Streep's, the Viola

(40:13):
Davis's like, just like these actors that just can completely
disappear into a role. And be unrecognizable.
Yeah. Whether it's vocally or visually
or like physically. Fuck I love.
I don't like hate necessarily, but like, I don't love like the
Sydney Sweeney's of the world where they just play the same
person over and over again. Oh, you mean like the Dwayne The

(40:35):
Rock Johnson's, the Ryan Reynolds, The Sydney Sweeney's?
As enjoyable as those actors arenot trying to talk about.
Their place, like I just, it's like.
We're talking about Elizabeth Swan and like, who would play in
a modern day? And the first one that you
belted out was Sidney Sweeney. So she's doing some right.
Well, when we were talking aboutlike people who are overcast or
like. Oh, that's true, yeah.

(40:56):
That's true. And like who everyone's getting
cast as and now? Oh my God, Actually, Johnny
Depp's daughter playing Elizabeth Swann.
Oh, that. 'D be cool.
Oh yeah, I love Lilith. Wow.
That would be really good actually.
That would be fucking how. Did we not think of that?
Smokes is by far the biggest slut in feline history.

(41:17):
Like I've never met a cat. It's so frustrating because
there's no one that wants more attention than me.
Let me let me make that perfectly clear.
Except this fucking cat. This cat just, I don't know what
it is. He will find his way into the
spotlight and he will insert himself into everything.
He's like my parrot on my shoulder.

(41:38):
You really? Are.
He literally I have to hold him like this for like at least a
minute and then he should be better.
But let's just hope I don't freak out and hype smokes.
But not wrapping up the Pirates of the Caribbean talk, we could
talk about it more. But one of the main things I
really wanted to discuss is while we were watching it, we
said probably 3035 times, Disneymovie, by the way, Disney.

(42:01):
Movie it. Became like a low running joke
if you rewatch the original trilogy, the movies, the
pirates, Caribbean and then you're like oh fuck this is a
Disney movie. Like literally the horrific
graphic things that happened throughout the movies, whether
it's people being stabbed, ran through, slaughtered, killed.
In the second movie, one of the opening scenes, it's literally

(42:24):
like a crow pulling the eyeball out of a prisoner's fucking
face. Just dead bodies or like
tentacles going into like your face hole.
Oh my God, there's such gruesomegraphic shit and we kept going.
Disney movie. By the way, Disney, why don't
you do that anymore? What is going on that PG13?
What do you mean? Daredevil.
OK. I obviously marvel they've done

(42:45):
some rated R. Projects on.
Disney. But like, when was the last time
Disney really they did that Jungle Cruise with Emily Blunt
and Dwayne the Rock Johnson didn't watch it.
I did. OK, Was there like really
gruesome shit thrown out of it? If you think I remember 1
singular thing about that movie.OK, well, that's probably my
point there's. I haven't had an they started

(43:06):
the Tron movies too. I don't understand why they
didn't make more of the Tron movies.
The first. I know they're like releasing a
new one. I don't even think Disney owns
it anymore. But there's going to be a
Neutron movie. But the original Tron movie when
it came out was like Daft Punk and Jeff Bridges and that one
actor that's in all those moviesthat I cannot remember his
fucking name, but he did a good job.
And Olivia Wilde like it was never.

(43:28):
Seen. It the original Tron, but like
Disney was releasing like bangers, you know what I mean?
And Hook Glenn Close makes a short cameo in one of the most
horrifying things I've ever fucking seen in my life.
Glenn Close, Why do I know that?You want to talk about like
movie scenes that messed me up as a kid?
Why do I know that name? Glenn Close.
It's directed by Steven Spielberg Cook.
She played Corella Deville. Yeah, she played Corella

(43:49):
Deville. She's she's a gangster.
She's a great actress. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Another one of those character actors that can like become any
character. I've talked about her so many
times. Yeah, I think you have a huge
crush. Christine Baranti.
Huge crush is. Her also in.
Yeah, yeah, I think you just have a crush on her, which is
fine. I do, which is OK.

(44:10):
I completely get it. Martha May who?
We talk about her like every episode.
Yeah, huge fan. Dreamcast on my podcast.
We should have her on. Oh my God I would.
Literally I would like you have never seen me so nervous in my
entire life. I would crumble.
Oh yeah, but like. I'd be a crumble cookie.
A crumble cookie, which are dog shit movie scenes that messed me
up when I was a kid when Glenn Close was dressed as a dude and

(44:34):
they put her in that box and then they put a bunch of
scorpions in there and you just hear her screaming like and then
I closed the lid. What?
What? That was so horrifying.
Speaking of scorpions, I don't think I ever said this on this
podcast, but when I was in Mexico, there was a scorpion in
my suitcase. Oh, there was, yeah.
And you were FaceTime? I was leaving you FaceTime with

(44:56):
you, and I was. Like what the fuck do you want
me to do? I was trying to pack up to leave
and I like open up my suitcase and I started like going to take
my clothes out and like something made a little noise
and I was like what the fuck is that Scorpion?
First off, my suggestion. Suggestion.
I can't fucking talk today. I can't do this stupid.
I I blame the Fang. I blame.
The fangs for for. My suggestion was just close the

(45:20):
suitcase, bring it home, new pad, No.
And then you were like, I don't know what to do.
I don't know. I was like, just call room
service. Just just let them know.
Genuinely screwed. I'm sure it happens a lot like
just like I said. It never happens.
The guy that. Came home a scorpion in
somebody's room or a lizard in somebody's room.
Yeah, he was like this never happens.
I'm so sorry. Let me which I could be a lie,
probably was a lie. He had a damsel in distress with

(45:43):
a scorpion in their suitcase, and he's like, wow, I've never
done this before. I'm being really brave right
now, rescuing you with this, with this scorpion.
Yeah, maybe it doesn't happen. I don't.
Know, I really don't think it does.
I think when I was in Texas going through the fire Academy
where that that's where it takesplace when I was a firefighter
before, there were scorpions multiple times like crawling

(46:04):
into boots and stuff and like inour rooms and in the hallways
and like, I feel like they're just like another creepy crawl
even here. Not to me.
We live in Vegas and like there's camel spiders.
That was my first time ever seeing a scorpion.
I'm just saying it's like that'sa creepy crawly to that area.
So I had a spider for you, The other.
Day you did. That's why.
That's exactly what I'm saying. Like that dice game they play in

(46:27):
Pirates of the Caribbean. You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, with Davy Jones. Davy Jones and what's Will
Turner's dad's name? Bill Turner.
Yes, Bootstrap Bill, who's also another character that needs to
be casted. All the characters that we
didn't cast looking. At him earlier and I was trying
to think of who to cast for him and I.
Please comment who your dream casting would be for the whole

(46:50):
cast or like actors that we didn't even think about, you
know what I'm saying? Because we were just talking
about like actors that we think would be cast it in today's day
and age. Yeah, not necessarily.
They were the right choices for it, if that makes sense.
I would love to see Donald Glover in some role.
In Pirates of the Caribbean, yeah.

(47:11):
Imagine him as Jack Sparrow. Actually, fuck yeah, yeah, yeah,
baby. I'm a genius.
That's really good. I fucking love him so much.
I feel like one of the we did talk about Bootstrap Bill and
who could play him one of his sons.
Oh, that is kind of cool. Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, it would be cool to kind
of use the heritage of like that.

(47:32):
Lily Rosedale I. Support nepotism, you know what
I mean and that I support the nepo babies in this.
Winter, Bill Gates daughter justsaid on a podcast about
nepotism. Yeah, loved it.
It's it's just for. Those of you who don't know,
essentially she was asked how she feels about being a nepo
baby. And she basically was just
saying that it's, it's not a negative thing.
She sees it as a really positivething.

(47:53):
And like, thankfully it was her way to get a foot in the door.
But it's not about whether or not you get a foot in the door,
how you get a foot in the door. It's how you act once you're in
the room. Just acknowledging your
beautiful, acknowledging your privilege and just moving
forward from there. Yeah.
Like, what's his name? Huey from the boys.
He's. He's a Nepal kid.
Yeah, he's Dennis Quaid and I think Meg Ryan's child.

(48:14):
Oh yeah, he is a quaid, isn't? He.
What's his name? Something Quaid, obviously.
Jack Quaid. Jack Quaid, he is a brilliant
Neppo baby. He's one of my favorite Neppo
babies because he's like, he's like, yeah, I'm a Neppo baby.
And I've been doing the work fora while.
You might have seen me in HungerGames and all these other
movies. And he's been, yeah, he was in
Hunger Games. He was in the first Hunger

(48:35):
Games. He's just like a background
extra. What I'm telling you right now
is like, if you can just acknowledge, like, yeah, I'm a
fucking Neppo baby. And then you pull a Lily Rose
depth did Nosferatu and it was like, oh, this bitch Got Talent.
She was also in What's it called?
The idol? No, is that what it's called?
Or Idol, the one with the weekend.

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Oh, I haven't watched that. I know you're.
Talking, it wasn't very good. It was very like, like a man
wanted to see like it was written by a man.
It was very obviously written bya man and for that reason, but I
watched it and she looks. Well, OK, well, some things
written by women are a little extra.
I've watched Sex Lives in college.
Girls, it's a little rough. Mindy Kaling, love your work on

(49:17):
The Office. You've done some good things.
The scooby-doo thing, fucking kill me.
And the sex? Lives of College girls is I know
exactly what you're talking about.
We talked about it before and I fully understand, but.
It's like bump, set spike, here's the progression of what's
gonna go down. It's like the most predictable,
yeah. But like, I don't know what it
is. There's something about it that

(49:38):
is like really oddly comforting to me.
And that's probably because I think.
Because it is so predictable andeasy to watch and follow and you
know where everything's leading and going, it just kind.
Of like makes me feel like when I used to watch things when I
was like in early college and like, it is in a lot of ways,
like represent you never went tocollege.
Yeah. You don't know.
That's fine, that's why I'm here, to learn.
Not like honestly, maybe I'm completely wrong, like I don't.

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There are certain aspects of it where it's like, yeah, like I
remember that. I understand it being like a
comfort show and they're doing like the blatantly obvious
thing. It's just like I remember Mindy
Kaling everyone that was in the annex, complete sidebar of The
Office, like Toby Flenderson, Gabe Ryan.
What are we doing, Mindy? Because they were writers.

(50:21):
Yeah, they were writers. That's why they were in the
annex of The Office. And if you look at Mindy Kaling,
the episodes of The Office that she that she wrote some of the
best episodes ever. Yeah, you know what I mean.
And really, I need to watch all the office.
Pushing the boundaries pushing. We've been watching a lot of
Abbott Elementary. Love Abbott Elementary.
Parks and Rec in the office are literally all the same to me,

(50:42):
like they're in the same universe.
Yeah, I would love some more crossover episodes like that's I
just like. Why did Parks and Wreck in the
Office never do a crossover? Did they not?
Yeah. I don't think they should have.
It's all in the same universe inmy head though, you know what I
mean? Brooklyn, 99 and New Girl did a
crossover. Yeah, no, I saw that.
That was, that was great. That was great.
That was great. Love that.

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They need to do that more with live action shows.
They did it a lot in like Nickelodeon with like Jimmy
Neutron and the Fairly Odd Parents.
Do you remember that when that happened?
Yes, they need to do that with more like.
Hannah Montana, all that. The Marvel Cinematic Universe,
but it's like sitcoms like I would love to see it.
The office took place in Pawnee,no.
No, that's Pawnee. Indiana's Parks and Recs,
Scranton, PA, is the office. How close are Pennsylvania and

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Indiana? I don't anything in the Midwest.
They're like. I grew up on the West Coast and
then I lived in the Panhandle when I was in the military.
Wait, hold on. But that whole Midwest and East
Coast, it's just a mess. I don't.
Know what the fuck is going on over there?
I'm sorry, we just went to Massachusetts.
We've talked about it before, and I had no idea that

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Massachusetts was like that far north.
I know. Ohio is the only thing breaking
them apart. So Pennsylvania.
They could have met up in Ohio at like some convention or
something. Yeah, well, that wouldn't really
make sense for Parks and Rec because.
I had a theory. I had a theory.
And I, I was like, what if like Scott's Tots?

(52:08):
Yeah. How did they not put that into
Abbott Elementary? Like, they could have.
Yeah. And they could have an episode
where, like, Michael shows up for like, Scott's Tots.
Like I wish they would have madeAbbott Elementary the school
that Michael did Scott's Tots at.
Where's Philadelphia? West Philadelphia born, I don't
know, it's where the Liberty Bell, Ben Franklin.
It's again, it's on the East Coast.
It's one of the OG 13 colonies. It's not a state though.

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No. No, but like that's what I'm
asking is what? Oh, what state is Philadelphia?
Yeah, come on, Bryn. I don't know.
I really don't know. Can you please just tell me?
Don't crucify me. I don't know.
Philly. I don't know.
Philadelphia. When I went to.
OK, hold on. Hold.
On no actually give you a clue. New York is really close to it.

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New Jersey. Isn't it New Jersey?
Yes, was right next to Pennsylvania.
That's what I'm saying. Like, I think Philadelphia's in
New Jersey. I'm actually kind of panicking
now. Yeah.
You know, when you're like, you're really confident about
something and then like, I was trying to quiz you on it and I
was like, wait a second, what ifit's not in New Jersey?
Yeah. So my other little thing is when
I went to Chicago, I was on the plane.

(53:13):
It's in Pennsylvania, So it's literally in Scranton.
It's in Scranton. You were saying New Jersey, so
fuck you for that. Also no SO.
Are we just blowing past the fact?
We're just really bad at geography.
Philadelphia. Pretty name for a girl.

(53:36):
Delphia Stupid. We're the dumbest.
Wait, dumbest. What the fuck was I going to
say? Oh no, I was literally on the
plane to go to Lollapalooza backin 2023.
OK, I was on 20/22/2022. I was on a plane, right to go to
Chicago for Lollapalooza. Yeah, I look out the plane
window, there's water. I thought that Chicago was down

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by Louisiana. Yeah, I knew where this was
going and I was like, I don't think we should be talking about
any of this at all because we sound so stupid.
I'm OK to sound stupid sometimes.
I know that the capital of New Jersey is Trenton.
Oh my God, because you just. Oh, wait, no, because.
I told you about this, OK? My mom was my fifth grade
teacher. She taught us about the States

(54:20):
and capitals. You can blame teachers kid.
Like I forget this all the time.Yeah, we can blame my mom.
My mom was my fifth grade teacher.
Yeah, teachers. Kids.
Yeah, we can blame my mom for this actually, because she
taught me about the States and the capitals of the States.
And we had to take a test, like a state sanctioned test.
And the only one I can remember now is that the capital of New

(54:42):
Jersey is Trenton. Because when I was in fifth
grade, I had a crush on Seth, and Seth's older brother was
Trent. And my mom came up with this
little anecdote to remember different like capitals, Trent
played basketball. And so Trent got a New Jersey.
So Trenton, NJ, and I still remember it.

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I also forget that certain states exist.
I was watching Chris Clemons. He was doing a street interview
in New York the other day. And he had, like, AI questions
that he was asking people. And one of them was, what state
do you think shouldn't exist anymore?
And someone said North Carolina.And I had to have like a buffer
moment because I forgot that North Carolina was a state.
Oh my God, Britain has the bladder the size of a golf ball

(55:23):
so she pees every 5 minutes. I do, and I have a fun word
association game. But you ready?
Yeah. So pirate vampire.
Pirate vampire. Yeah, OK, word association.
Think of something that's in themiddle of those.
OK, wait. OK.
Oh, oh, I got one. I got one.

(55:44):
Let me know when you're ready, OK?
3. 2/1. Blood.
I was thinking ship because pirates are on ships and the
member of Nosferatu, he goes on that ship.
He's like sailing along. Would you say blood in ship?
Blood and ship. Holy shit.
Blood and ship. We can get this in three.

(56:04):
We can get this in three. OK.
Think Nosferatu. Blood and ship.
Ship coming in blood. OK.
Nosferatu 21 Plague. Plague.
No way it works. That works, right?
I'm fine with that. So like bubonic plague?
Plague. Plague was our answer.
Did we just catch that? Talk, that was.

(56:25):
Scary. That was scary as fuck.
Was that three? Did we get that in three?
I think. So that's crazy.
I still am. Can we get a close up on this?
Look at that. It matches my teeth so well,
like this Fang, and it's been there the whole time, like for
hours now. I kind of wish it was permanent.
I wish the other one worked withit, you know?
The other one wouldn't stick to his tooth.

(56:46):
I don't know, but we have our missing teeth.
I do want to do another podcast episode where we talk about more
mythical creatures getting to Harry Potter.
Yeah, there's so many fun thingsthat I want to talk about, and
there's so many movies and showsthat you have.
We wanted to watch a bunch of Daniel Day Lewis.
I know we've been talking about Quentin Tarantino.
If you guys have any good recommendations, If there's any

(57:07):
vampires we missed or didn't talk, I feel like we're going to
have. To do it a lot of times.
There's there's a lot that we didn't.
We didn't talk about werewolves.We.
Didn't talk about werewolves. We didn't talk about.
That's fine. No, we need to do like a we need
to do like a run it back. Yeah, we need to do like a bit.
Maybe we'll switch roles. I'll be a vampire, he'll be a
pirate. Or just we'll just talk about
mythical stuff. I don't know.
We'll do a Defense Against the Dark Arts, a Defense Against the

(57:29):
Dark Arts podcast that'd. Be fun.
That would actually be really fucking fun, holy shit.
Until done, let us know. If you guys want a Defense
Against the Dark Arts yeah episode, holy shit.
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Fuck me. Fuck.
It might be up. You know what?
We have two weeks from today. This should call.
This should be called. It's pretty funny.
It's there, It's there. This should be called OK Pretty
funny procrastination podcast. It'd be PFPP.

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Podcast. Philadelphia, just up on my
fucking OH. My God.
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It took part of your eyebrow with you.

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