#2: Our Weird Little World

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Episode Transcript

(00:03):
No, at least it's not like last time where we filmed episode 2
and had to just decide never. To We literally said we would
never talk about episode 2. Are you being serious right now?
I'm talking about it. This is episode 2, but we did
record an episode before this and I don't think it'll ever see
the light of day. No, God no.

(00:25):
We were crashing out the entire day.
I got way too drunk. He ate some.
Yeah, candies. Let's just say it started with I
am a little high and she's a little drunk.
Yeah, and then I just ranted about Vanderpump Rules for two
hours straight. And then I just stared at you.
Yeah, the whole time. That's the one thing about me
when I get baked. Oh yeah I like go non verbal

(00:46):
sometimes when I get high. So the whole podcast was like 2
hours. It was a fever dream.
Yeah, it really was. With that being said, here comes
the real episode do. Yes, let's roll the intro.
Let's go. Welcome back to the Pretty Funny

(01:12):
Podcast. I'm Bryn.
And I'm Mario, thanks for havingus.
Good to be here. Episode 2, not 3.
No, even though, as you just heard, we did for Episode 2, we
get a little carried away sometimes.
Yes, both of us have a a wee bitof an addictive personality.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And.

(01:33):
You just you just tried gardening just.
The way the kids, first time my entire life, never did it
growing up, but never, yeah. Gardening You just started
gardening for the first time because you weren't able to at.
All I was in the United States military and under the Uniform
Code of Military Justice, they don't allow that sort of
behaviour. So what is this?

(01:57):
Why would you do that? What is this?
Thank you for your service. I've said this before and I'll
say it again. I know thanking me for my
service is like telling the hot dog guy at the ballpark.
Good game, he. Gardened for the first time, he
went gardening. And you were there to You were
my spirit guide. I was.
Yeah. How was that?
How did I do? It was rape me.

(02:18):
It was really funny to watch. Honestly, I think you're the
best kind of person to do that specific activity.
Really. Yeah, you're a fun person.
You're a funny person who enjoyslife.
So obviously getting the gigglesand making other people giggle
and having random weird thoughtsis already who you are as a
person. So you're in a way just
elevating. That Yeah, you think I laugh a

(02:39):
lot now? Like.
Oh my God, it's. Bad.
It's bad. And it's especially when both of
us do it together and then it's late at night and we're in bed.
I get the biggest giggles ever, like literally ever.
I think my favorite place in theworld, I will die on this hill,
is laying in bed with you. We're up way too late and we're
just giggling at nothing becauseyou'll be so tired.

(03:03):
We're downstairs. We're downstairs.
I'm putting on something I really want you to watch.
The more I want you to watch it,the sleepier you get.
There we are. Like very serious shows that are
interesting, that are interesting.
They take a lot of like paying attention though, and and.
I just have to find one that youlike.
Sometimes you like them, sometimes you don't like
severance. Oh, hold on.

(03:25):
We will get to that. We will get to.
That, but your favorite place? You haven't even.
Said it. What's your favorite place?
My favorite. Oh, yeah.
But thank you. We're getting better at this.
We're getting better at this. We're locking.
In one conversation at a time. OK, we're not going to move.
What was it? Your favorite place?
My favorite place in the world is we're up too late, we're

(03:46):
laying in bed and you just get the Zooms.
I don't know what else to call it.
You want to cuddle? You just lay on me.
You just giggle. You want to tickle me like I
want to. It's just delusion.
Because by the time I want to goto bed, I actually want to go to
bed and I will fall asleep like immediately.
But you, you'll be so tired and you'll be downstairs.

(04:07):
You're on the couch and you're just nodding off.
You awake. You're just nodding off over and
over again. We finally go upstairs and then
all of the sudden you have all the energy I've ever wanted in
the entire existence of being alive.
Like it's insane. I just get really giggly when
I'm tired and we get into bed like I look.
At Gremlin I'll. Touch your nose.

(04:27):
Like literally just finger tip of the nose.
Just touch the tip of his nose and I think it's the funniest
thing that's ever happened in the entire world.
And it's not. No.
But then eventually you wear me down and then I start laughing
because you're laughing. Yeah.
And then it's just madness. But like, just in that moment
when we're just happy and it's like the day's over.
There's nothing else. This is when there's nothing

(04:49):
else left to do in the day. You can't.
There's no changing it. It's already happened.
There's no outside interrupting at all.
And by outside, I don't just mean social media and that
whole, I mean like there's no friends, there's no family,
there's no bills, there's no podcast, there's literally
there's nothing. It's just us in our weird little
world. We're in a weird little cave

(05:10):
bubble. I love it and it's so nice
because. At the end of the day, there's
nothing you could do to go back and change it.
It's like, well, that was my day.
And so it's like I like no longer stressing about it, no
longer anything, no longer anxious about it.
And we're there and we're in ourweird little world and we're
just giggling together. We're watching TV, we're
whatever. You're just being a little
weirdo. And then bliss.

(05:31):
It's just, oh, it's just, it's really nice.
Nothing could touch us in that moment.
It's my favorite place. It's my favorite place, but it
really, truly is. Back to the issue at hand, you
enjoy smoking weed. Too much.
Yeah. A Milky?
Yeah. I didn't even realize.
It just happened because I drankand I did nicotine.
That's the only things you're allowed to do, and you barely

(05:53):
do. Anymore either of.
Those I don't do any nicotine atall, quit nicotine and I don't
drink very infrequent. I just, yeah.
Yeah, but you drink very infrequently.
No, I don't like compared to howmuch you.
Don't drink. Yeah, what the fuck?
Do we want That's a story for another day?
No, no, I do want to say one more thing about the military.

(06:15):
Yeah. All you have to do is follow the
sound of spit hitting the ground, someone packing a can,
someone swallowing a Zen, a vapecloud, caffeine, nicotine and
alcohol. I mean, that's like literally
what fuels America's military. It's the only thing that you can
do. And it's weird.
I'm, I'm telling you, like as soon as I got out, I didn't need
it anymore. It was weird.

(06:36):
Like it was actually weird. And I, I don't know if it's that
I didn't need it anymore. I just started doing the other
thing that I'd never done beforeand I think I got really heavy
into it and didn't know I was. Yeah.
I was waking and baking and didn't know I was doing that.
I didn't. Speak on.
Yeah, you, you were there. A lot.
Well, no, I mean like with my own experience.
But that too, Yeah. When was the first time you

(06:58):
ever? I was in high school.
I was with my best friend, growing like growing up.
She was my neighbor. She lived across the street from
me. We went up into the hills by a
waterfall. Like way up.
Like I live in the boonies of Washington.
Again, we grew up in Washington.Yes, I live in Ellensburg, if
anyone knows where that is. Middle.
No, I don't. Now.
I lived in Ellensburg, middle ofthe state, nowhere near it.

(07:22):
Anyway, we went up into like this hike and there's a
waterfall and we smoked. I smoked a whole thing, like
whole 1. I don't want to say it, I don't
want to get in trouble, but between three of us, we split
that which for your first time, yeah, that's a lot.
That is. And we ended up in my Catholic
Church parking lot and I was laying on a patch of grass.

(07:45):
Raised Catholic. Oh.
Yeah, Kitty Haley Song, Christy song.
Where's my raised Catholic kids at?
Welcome to the Catholic Church, where we sing everything even
though we don't have to. We see.
PTSD. It's so bad, my God, if when was

(08:07):
the last time you went to church?
Probably like two years ago. Really.
Yeah. I haven't gone since I left
home. Oh, I.
Nothing against it. Whatever religion denomination
you're a part of, I don't care. I don't.
I don't just believe. As long as you're a good person,
I don't care. Genuinely wishes well for others
and tries to spread love. You're good.
Hey, you need a church to do that.

(08:28):
Do it I wouldn't like, I don't care.
Do it. I don't care if.
You need someone to tell you what your values should be,
yeah. That's OK.
I kind of just wake up every dayand I'm like, hey, don't be a
Dick. My biggest take away from the
Catholic Church always was that I learned that God is love and I
took that and ran with it. So it's like if I wanted to be
religious, if I wanted to speak to my religion and be a

(08:50):
religious person, then I needed to act with love.
And when I was super religious, that was my mindset.
And that still is, even though I'm not religious, I'm like, if
I'm spreading love, then at the end of the day, even if I don't
believe in whatever I'm supposedto to get me to heaven, I'm
still acting the way that God intended.
Yeah. I'm still acting with positivity

(09:11):
and love. Yeah.
No, that's good. That's all I can do.
Yeah, now I. That's all I can do.
I don't know. I just I don't like rules and
books and sitting and singing and all that.
I like singing, but not. If we want, no actually, I love
seeing that one. My, I remember my dad would just
make up things and oh God, my dad would just make up things.

(09:38):
My dad would just make up thingsat Catholic Church to like get
us to participate. I don't know.
And I remember we were, we were in the pews and we're sitting
there, you know, and he's just glaring at us and we're just
staring ahead, just like counting the seconds until it's
over. And he leaned down and he goes
singing, is praying twice as hard.
Oh my God, we're like. What?

(10:00):
And he goes, he goes sing and we're like we we start singing
whatever it is and we will raiseyou up on eagles wings.
How am I doing God? No, for me, Oh my God, for me,
singing in church is the same vibe as singing in your car.
I sounded better. I felt better about.

(10:21):
Myself, Oh my God, when I'm, Oh yeah, drunk.
Oh, per oh, hear me out, hear meout, tipsy in the back seat.
My tunes are on. I got one to two other people
singing with me. I'm actually talented.
Like I'm actually talented. I wish that you could feel what
it felt to scream Taylor Swift when you're drunk in a car.

(10:42):
I've done that. What do you mean?
Are you assuming that I've neverdone that?
I am actually, yeah. I Remember Me and one of my best
friends from the military. Oh my God, we're driving back
from the gym and what was the album of Taylor where she was
dark? Reputation.
You know what I mean? Reputation.

(11:03):
Is that it? Yeah.
What's like that one? That one, it was like a Spotify
made playlist. I don't know how it came up
right. And like it came on and we're
both just kind of and I listen, we're going to talk about Taylor
Swift really briefly. OK, I did not like Taylor Swift.

(11:25):
Ask me why we have a. Sorry, mine was better.
OK, anyways, past tense. I did not like Taylor Swift.
Ask me why please. Why?
I had a little sister with a little pink Disney boom box that
would blast the Disney classics.I don't know when, I don't know

(11:47):
how, but I know something starting right now.
Like all the whoever gave her the tailor.
I think it was the OG. Was it just Taylor?
Oh my God. Yes.
What's it called? Self-titled Alma Her.
Debut. Was that our song?
He's the reason for no. Wait.
I was thinking tear dog song. Our song is a slam screen.

(12:09):
Door just imagine like a little 6 year old girl in the room next
to you of your house on repeat blasting Taylor Swift non-stop.
I knew every song that I didn't want to I was just a teenager.
It was just like. That makes so much sense.
I disliked Green Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(12:30):
My entire life because my brother was obsessed with Green
Day. He's three years older than me,
and he would constantly. Yep.
And I hated it. They're performing at Coachella.
Oh, I'm so excited because hear me out, I not.
As excited as me because I likedhim the whole time.
Womp womp. Hold on.
I I grew to appreciate them a little bit, but like, still

(12:51):
didn't go out of my way to listen to them or anything.
And then 2022, I went to Lollapalooza in Coachella and
Green Day was one of the headliners.
Bitch. Yeah, I cried.
Oh yeah, I'll cry. I cried.
I first of all didn't even real.I was excited to see Green Day.
I was like oh this will be nostalgic cool whatever.

(13:11):
I didn't realize how nostalgic it would be.
Oh my, I literally, I know we'regoing to go and watch them.
I'm, I'm, I'm probably going to cry.
Honestly, I remember What was the first thing you listened to
music wise? Like what was your device?
Oh I brought ACD player to school.
I. Like no.

(13:32):
I had a Hello Kitty CD player. I've not.
So you had ACD player? I had a.
Did you burn CDs? No, my brother did I.
Remember going down the road on my bike with some blank CDs I
begged my older brother to bringhome from Best Buy?
Right. Or maybe he was in RadioShack.
I don't even know where he got him but went down the road
because the neighbor girl had lime wired on her.

(13:53):
Freaking computer and downloadedGreen Day, took out my sharpie,
wrote all the songs and like literally listened to it all day
long like that was like I remember all those were just.
You know what's fucked my entirechildhood when we would go on a
road trip or we were in the car.Literally just anytime we were
in the car, I had to listen to the Suzuki CDs.

(14:16):
If you don't know what that. Is wait for piano, yeah.
If you yeah, if you don't know so the Suzuki method.
Who do we have to talk about this?
This will be really quick. There's books and they have
what, like 10 songs per book probably for you to learn on the
piano. And it starts at book 1, which
is like twinkle Twinkle little Star, yadda yadda yadda.

(14:37):
And then they get bigger or theyget like more intense or what am
I saying? They get harder as they go on.
So every book would come with ACD and I.
Every time we were in the car, Ihad to listen what songs I was
working on. Oh dear God, yeah, like it was.
We will have a whole episode talking about my piano
experience. I.
I had piano lessons for a littlebit too.

(14:59):
I took them for 13 years. That wasn't a little bit.
I took them from three to 16. And you don't like how do we not
have a piano? Like how do you not play it 13
years of your life? Because I resented it from stop.
Forcing your kids to do shit they don't want to do.
Holy. No, no, no, no.
If I we take anything away from this fucking podcast, I still
remember. Stop forcing kids to do shit

(15:21):
they don't want to do. Hey, I don't want to play the
piano. No, you're going to learn the
like. Why, why, why?
I wanted to. No, no, no.
I'm about to rant. I'm crashing out right now.
Oh my God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I love you. I have to pee so bad.
Go pee. OK, Can I talk about this while
you pee? Is that even a thing?
Yeah, Mario can yell while you go pee.
I'm going. To crash out while you pee.
I have things to say also. No.

(15:42):
OK, so go pee. So when am I proposing?
Everyone keeps asking and she won't see that till the final
cut. Anyways.
What was I talking about? Oh God.
Brad, ready. Almost done.

(16:05):
I don't want to do this anymore.I don't want to talk without
her. Sorry.
We'll wait. No, I'm just kidding.
What was I talking about? Oh my God, what was I talking
about? I was so passionate a second ago
and now I don't even care. What?
What is this? Well, let's Google.

(16:28):
What was I talking about? I'm calm now.
I'm calm now. I don't even know what's
happening anymore. OK, Bren's back.
What I was saying, there was things that I very much wanted
to do that were artistic, that were athletic.
I wanted to act so bad. I have a Jim Carrey tattoo on my

(16:48):
arm. OK.
I watched Ace Ventura way too young and it had an effect on
me. Like it that like it really,
really did and I wanted to. It was the only way I got
attention at school was just like doing voices and movie
quotes and like joking and doingcomedy and like watching stand
up specials and like that's likeliterally how I survived because
I was the chubby, unathletic, teased, bullied harass kid I
was. Chubby.

(17:09):
I was. You weren't an athletic.
What are you? Were you there?
What are you talking about? I've heard the way you talk
about your childhood. Well yeah, OK, we've been dating
long enough now where I don't have to lie anymore like.
If you see the curtains moving also, that's a cat.
Yeah, Britain. I almost played College Bowl
like that. That ship sailed.

(17:30):
No, I, I, I, I, I was good at baseball.
I was good at baseball. But I really want my cousins
acted and we're in like theater and stuff.
And I was very attracted to that.
And I made that very known. And I was very loud and
obnoxious. And like, it wasn't until I was
in like, high school where I like actually was able to pursue
that. OK.
Yeah, cuz instead it was like, no, you're going to do the
piano. No, you're going to do like, you

(17:52):
know what I mean? It's like what the?
No, I can attest to that. I was put.
I mom love you. I was put.
I was put into piano lessons, I believe, when I was three years
old. I was in kinder music. 3.
Yeah, like the second that I wasliterally any semblance of a

(18:13):
human, they wanted me to be a prodigy.
They wanted to put me on a stage.
They gave me piano lessons from when I I say they it was my mom
from. Three, hold on.
No, we have to go. We have to go.
We're in. I'm not joking.
I got to. I got to.
I got to throw this in the ocean.
What? I just started to Google how big

(18:33):
is a three-year old's hands because I was like, how can you
even play the piano at three years old?
Your hands got to be tiny, you twinkle.
Twinkle with your. Index Hey Brynn, but the FBI is
just saw the search of me How big is a three-year old's hands
really sure I have to. Go now anyway.
Anyway, anyway, my mom put me into piano lessons I believe
when I was 3. Osmo, Jesus.

(18:57):
See, we're at a real studio. It's not like our cats are back
there fighting or anything. Like this.
So I was in piano lessons for 13years, very intense, very
intense. And that's part of the reason
why I don't play piano now. I honestly could not play a song
I could play maybe a couple fromthat.
I know still from my childhood, I don't think I could play.
I don't know if I could still read sheet music even though I

(19:17):
took theory lessons also for 13 years because I was so out of
it. I did not want to do it.
I was so against it. From the second I like was able
to form my own thoughts. I was like, no, I don't want
this. I don't want anything to do with
this. I also took nine different types
of dance classes growing up. 9 Idid tap, ballet, jazz, hip hop,

(19:38):
individual clogging, Irish. Oh, there's two more.
Did I say ballet? I I took a lot.
How the fuck are you supposed toget good at anything when you're
thrown in 50 different things? My dad for the longest time had
a picture of me hanging in his office where I was five years
old, and I was sitting on a little carpet square in my
ballet class in a leotard, sobbing my eyes out.

(20:00):
I cry a lot. It's like an ongoing bit that
like, I'm an emotional girl. But it was like, no.
It's OK, but. Like, I hated it.
I hated that I hated dance. I tried to get out of all of
them all the time. And like, the only kudos I will
give my mom now is that I technically with my life, with
my career, with how I am now, I'm on a stage and I'm
performing for people constantlyand I got really used to it.

(20:23):
On your own terms, in your own way.
And you did it yourself. Yes, but you also know my
anxiety when it comes specifically to like social
anxiety and how it also translate to how people judge me
and how I'm perceived. And a lot of that stems from how
I was raised with doing those things.
I know that my parents were really just trying to Get Me Out

(20:48):
there in a way and like, try to see what I was into and try to
set me up for success. And, and they really did.
In a lot of ways they did. It worked.
I can't attest to my anxiety andmy mental health about it all
because that is really warped and twisted in a lot of ways.
And I put, I put way too much pressure on how I feel dependent

(21:09):
on how my social media is going because.
Yeah. I do too.
I don't know, I said. Really.
Let's take a breath. Hold on.
I got like, see in your eyes. Just take a breath.
We went on. We went into like a deep dark
spiral for a little bit. I don't know how much of this
we're keeping a few moments later.
What are your top three favoritefast food places?

(21:30):
We going down this road. Yeah, top three right now.
Off the top of the head, not even thinking about it.
Yep. Taco Bell immediately came to my
brain. Taco Bell immediately came to my
brain. Taco Bell's the goat.
Did you see? Taco Bell was like launching
stuff like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, like launches movies.
Did you watch that? Yeah.
I was like fuck yeah. Just bring back the OK.

(21:51):
Oh, I'm God, I'm getting so amped.
Taco Bell will have the best menu items that taste good at
the best prices, right? You used to be able to go to
talk about with 20 bucks and buythe whole fucking menu.
Oh yeah, Like, you know what I mean?
Like, and they have the best menu items and they just tease
you with them. They just tease you like oh,
Nacho fries. Are they give them?

(22:12):
They just, they give them a little bit, they edge you.
They do and I don't. In my brain, I'm like, why
wouldn't you just leave that allthe time?
But I'm talking about it right now, so like that might be the.
Move. No, it's a whole bit of like
bring Nacho fries back. So obviously they're gonna.
They, they, they find their bestmenu items and they try a lot of
stuff. Every time you go there, you're
like, what the fuck is that? And they do a bunch of random.
Stuff too, because I feel like with Taco Bell it's all the same

(22:35):
components of a food item in a different form.
Yeah. A lot of people ride or die for
In-n-out Burger and I will say listen for bang for your buck in
quality. It's good, it's good.
Is it like the best burger I've ever had No, the fries are dog
shit. I will die on that.
Like, except when they're animal, when they're animal

(22:55):
style. But like I would, this is the I
would, I would go to McDonald's and I would get a Mcflurry.
I get 2 spicy Mcchickens. Oh yeah, Oh, yeah, we're not
done. Oh yeah, we're not done.
Hold on. We get a make.
I get a, an Oreo Mcflurry. I get 2 spicy Mcchickens.
I get a large fry and on the wayhome I would stop and get a

(23:16):
double, double or I like, you know what I mean?
Like I would literally pick and I don't know, I, I don't know if
more people do this. Have you ever gone to more than
one fast food restaurant? No, because I would go to
McDonald's for their fries. They have the best fries.
That is the, that is, that is the.
What's it called? Undeniable truth.
No, like the the standard that is the standard for fries.

(23:38):
McDonald's fries is the best fries.
I would go to McDonald's for their fries if their ice machine
was working. I would get Oreo Mcflurry and
then like a double double from in and out.
I'm telling you, if you haven't done it, if you mix and match
your fast food spots, like go towho?
There's no rules. That's smart.
It's just you and your fucking car.
I did this all the time. Oh, I'm a professional fatty.

(23:58):
Like, well, we're talking about McDonald's and Nacho fries.
Also the fucking snack wrap. All right?
Actually, they're bringing it back.
Are they? Yeah, this year.
It's so good, Yeah, it's. So good.
I don't know if it was the CEO. I don't know who.
I don't know that man. McDonald's is, I will say back,
a snack. McDonald's is the goat.
It's always the goat. It's just, it's just, it's just

(24:19):
the goat. McDonald's is a goat.
I mean, there's nothing to really do.
You know what you're getting. Yeah, I, I every McDonald's I've
ever gone to anywhere, it could be in butt fuck nowhere.
It could be like anywhere acrossthe nation.
No matter where I'm going, I canget McDonald's.
Yeah. I don't think I've ever had
McDonald's been like, what the fuck is this?
Like it's like literally always tastes like McDonald's.
And that's universally true for Taco Bell too.
Are. You going to ask me my top three

(24:40):
ever? Well, we're going back and
sorry, I got excited. Are you going to ask me?
I'm not even. I'm Taco Bell, McDonald's.
And I thought in and out. I don't think in and the fries
kill me. The burger's so good bang for
your buck. The burger is so good, like it's
a it's a good burger and the very and.
I worked there. Fun fact, I worked in and in and

(25:02):
out for two weeks. Their ingredients are the
freshest, like genuine. I've worked at another.
I've only ever worked at burger joints.
In and out, top tier. Chick-fil-A tier Chick-fil-A.
Nope. What?
No, I like Chick-fil-A. I like it.

(25:22):
Here's the thing, too. I didn't have Chick-fil-A or
Taco Bell, believe it or not, until I was an adult.
I got stationed in Florida. I swear to God.
I swear to God. Taco Bell.
I didn't have Taco Bell. Like there was a Taco Bell in
Smokey Point around where I grewup.
If you know, in Washington, you know there there's a million
talk abouts everywhere. What the fuck?
Like, but there's a Taco Bell and we never went to it.
I had a couple buddies that worked there and stuff and I

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just never went to it, never hadit.
It was never the spot that we like stopped as a family.
Like it was always like McDonald's.
It was always McDonald's. No, my high school lunch I would
always go to Taco Bell specifically.
No. Down.
No. A $5 or whatever.
I think it was a $5 meal deal and I would get the beefy.
It was a meal deal, I think, andI would get the beefy 5 layer
burrito and then Nacho cheese Doritos and a Baja blast almost

(26:06):
every other day. My entire high school life was
Taco Bell. Yeah, back when you could get
the Doritos with the beefy 5 layer and stick the Doritos into
the beefy 5 layer. Oh, see.
I didn't, I didn't experience any of that.
I didn't. I didn't, I didn't.
I can't relate. Or they make gangbang.
Oh my God, I don't know what that is.

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It's not a bad term, I thought. Feels like a bad term.
What's a Mcgang wing? It's a Mcchicken with 1/4
pounder and you combine them so you like, build your own Big
Mac? Oh, a Mcgang Wang.
OK, it's so good. OK.
It's OK. Yeah.
You know what is? Does anyone else know what I'm
talking about? Like where I grew up, it was
like. I've heard of it.
Before Oh, it's so good. Wendy's.
Wendy's. Wendy's has never steered me

(26:48):
wrong either. They're chilly.
I will ride or die for Wendy's chili when they remember to give
the sour cream and the cheese. Yeah, I didn't even know Wendy's
had chili until we started dating.
I. Had no idea My my my chilies.
My Wendy's order is chili large or small depending on my vibe
and their value menu. Chicken sandwich.

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It's like a school cafeteria chicken sandwich.
Which a lot of times when I wanta chicken sandwich that is what
I want. I don't want I don't want real
chicken. I want like a chicken Patty, you
know what I mean? Like, I want a ground chicken,
like chicken nugget Patty. Yeah, I want a chicken nugget.
Patty, I don't even care what itis.
In Mayo and that's all. That is it.

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Literally I would get a bacon eater, a spicy asiago ranch,
whatever it is, the sandwich andthen six piece spicy nugget a
large fry. The spicy Nuggets with the sour.
Yeah, sweet and sour sauce. Yes.
Yeah. And ranch and ranch.
They have good ranch there, mostly.
Oh, ranch, ranch. Mario, Mario just got me a

(27:56):
garlic ranch today. Oh my God.
A Hidden Valley garlic ranch. We're ordering a pizza tonight.
We're starting season 2 of Severance tonight and we're
ordering a pizza and we're trying the spicy, not spicy.
What the fuck? Garlic ranch?
Yeah, it's. So good.
I like. Fucking love our lives.
I do too, I really do. I love it.
I'm so happy. I'm so happy and I'm so happy

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that I can be happy like it's Ohmy God, Severance.
Severance, that's a whole other.I don't want to leave the fast
food thing. We'll get on to Severance.
We'll get on to Severance. OK, Severance has been
mentioned, but. The chicken fries from Burger
King. OK, here I'm going to throw out.
This is no particular order. I'm going to throw out some
banger fast food places. OK, OK, Steak and Shake.

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I don't know if Waffle House is considered fast food.
I fucking love Waffle House. I've only ever had Waffle House
at one time when we were in. Tennessee.
We were in Tennessee. Yeah.
And I took you to a Waffle House.
It was so I fucking. Like, you go to a waffle.
I don't if you're, if you're notfrom the South, the Waffle House
experience, it's 2:00 in the morning.

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You go in there, you stumble in there with all your friends.
You've been drinking all night. You're partying.
You get in a booth. There's literally a cop drinking
a coffee at the bar. There's a bunch of people
behind. Someone walks up.
What do you want, honey? Bashing their cigarette into
your coffee and you just get a hash brown bowl with the.
Melt bacon American. Cheese Texas bacon Patty melt

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with my hash brown smothered covered in chunk.
Oh it's so good. Oh I miss Waffle House so much,
Oh my God. IHOP used to be my hangover
place to go and I would nowadaysI would die if I tried to do
this. I was younger, I would do the
confetti pancakes or the red velvet and white chocolate chip

(29:46):
pancakes. Baby stacks in Vegas.
Oh baby Stacks. Fuck yeah Fuck yeah fuck.
If you're ever in Vegas, go to. Baby stacks.
Fucking baby stacks. It's.
It's Filipino. Food they got.
The. Oh my God.
I. Did There was one time I went
there. This was the most ingenious plot
I have ever plotted in my entirelife.
I got a side of spam. I got a side of spam, a side of

(30:10):
hash Browns and a side of hollandaise sauce.
Yeah. Well they do a.
I'm pretty sure they do a spam Benedict there.
Yeah, but I didn't want the egg because sometimes I get the egg.
Grow up. I know I like eggs, I love eggs,
I love deviled eggs, I love eggs.
But like, sometimes I just they freak me out.
Like over easy runny I'm dipping.

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My no, I love that. I love a runny.
Yolk. I never gotten the egg from an
egg. I've never been like Oh my God,
what's with this egg like for? The longest time my brother and
I, when we were growing up, I would only eat the egg white and
he would only eat the egg yolk. And we would like literally like
split eggs like that. Yeah.
I love a runny egg though. I love eggs.

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Yeah, I'm OK, but they there arepancakes there.
I'm not a sweet tooth. I'm a savory tooth.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah, and they have that red velvet, they have the.
The orange creamsicle pan. Creamsicle.
I don't know how they do it. It tastes just like an orange.
Soda. It's so good.
It's so fucking. Good.
And they have cream cheese syrup, cream cheese.
It's they have carrot cake, carrot cake, pancakes.

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You talk shit on carrot cake. I don't talk shit on your cake.
I don't talk shit on your cake. Mario's favorite cake is a
carrot cake. I like chocolate, I like
vanilla, I like confetti, I likered velvet, I like carrot cake.
What the fuck? Like literally the hate carrot
cake gets. I don't hate any other fucking
cakes. Like whatever cake you fucking
want. I will die on this hill.

(31:36):
Carrot cake Fuck. I used to leave Walmart and I
would like this was my little gift to myself.
I would go to Walmart, I'd get all the groceries that I need,
and then I would stop by that little kiosk where they got the
slices of cake and I get that shitty market side.
Yeah, the bakery. Thank you.
The shitty market side. Slice of carrot cake, Right?

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And I just sit in the parking lot after shopping and I just
eat that carrot cake. And that's what.
I got you when you hit 5 millionon tik.
T.O.K I did. I did.
You got me like literally that slice of cake.
Yeah, it was a carrot cake. Yeah, but I like that cake.
I like shitty carrot cake. It's so good.
It's so good. It is, it really is.
I like confetti cake personally.Yeah, that's like the birthday

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one, but the. Sprinkles.
It's like sprinkles. Nothing nothing.
Bundt cakes. Oh fuck.
I'm getting so hungry. They're so good.
If you're ever near a Nothing Bundt cake, get it.
It's really good. You got get it?
I had the carrot one. Oh my God, I love cream cheese.
I'm a savory person. I love cream.

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Cheese. I'm savory.
You're savory. You got a sweet tooth though.
You'll eat candy and stuff. Like I don't think I've ever
bought. No, I've never bought candy for
myself. Like I don't buy candy.
I don't go to the grocery store and like, buy candy.
I'm a savory tooth. Salty bacon, bread, pasta, like
dough. Like, I want meat.
Like, like, I don't like, I'm the same way.

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I'm not against sweet things, but like, I have to do a little
bit. I could take a couple bites,
yeah, And I'll enjoy it and I love it, but I can't, like, eat
it regularly. Last night we ordered Cracker
Barrel and I had like some leftover butter in my little
ramekin and I poured the syrup into it and I mixed it up and I
was just eating that. And I kept trying to take.

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I kept trying to make you take little nibbles and you wouldn't.
I was too nervous to bring it upto you, but like I remember when
you moved in with me and I opened the fridge, I had the
Kerrygold butter in the wax paper packaging in the like the
little apartment for the butter of the fridge and it was opened
and there was just two marks in it.

(33:44):
And I remember looking at it andbeing like, what the fuck is it?
I was like, are that, is that a teeth mark?
Is it? Does this woman just like take
Kerrygold butter out of the fridge, unwrap it and just take
a bite out of it And like, I didn't say anything and then I
would check it and it would the bite mark would get bigger and
then. I wasn't biting it.
It was my nails. I was.

(34:05):
I thought it was your teeth. No, my fingers.
Oh, that's funny. That's so gross of me.
But you do that. I know it's not gross.
It's whatever. At the very least, whenever I'm
cooking, whenever I'm in the kitchen getting food.
I have washed my hands beforehand so if that helps.
Yeah, I just. Do every time I go to the fridge
I take a little nibble? Butter.
Yeah, I feel like we have rodents in the house because

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like the butter always has like chunks missing.
From it. Butter.
That's fine, I love butter. Not to defend yourself.
Butter and salt. We're all dying, right?
Yeah, who gives a fuck? Like we have one light to live.
Eat as much fucking butter as you want.
It was a. Shit salt specifically.
I know it's like oh don't eat a lot of salt but I have low blood
pressure and I'm pretty sure or low iron.

(34:49):
Are you trying to justify Yes. Butter because someone one time
told me that it's OK that I eat a lot of salt because I have a
deficient in something. Yeah, I'm sure the doctor was
like, Oh yeah, keep being butterby the bricks.
Salt. You said salted butter.
Salt and butter. Oh, I eat plain salt also.
You just don't notice because there's.

(35:10):
No. You know, if you like, listen,
hear me out. If you take the salt and the
butter and you put in a bowl andlike dump in some other stuff,
you can like make something. I have two fun facts for you
right now. When I make toast at home, I
butter it and then I put salt ontop of it.
Yeah, yes. Second fun fact.
When I was younger, and I know you know this, when I was

(35:32):
younger, I would take butter. We didn't have a lot of sweets
in our house. I would take butter and then I
would take brown sugar and I would combine them in a bowl and
I would just eat that. That was my little sweet snack.
Oh, the things that we'd come upwith because we couldn't grocery
shop as kids. And you just look around like,
it's always one of my buddies, my best friend I grew up with

(35:54):
would just come to my house and get a handful of chocolate chips
and just eat them. And like, that was his thing,
right? And then I remember in our
pantry one time, like, my dad sold cars for a while, right?
He'd always bring home random stuff, random stuff, like from
rabbits to the most random things.
He'd just bring home random stuff.

(36:15):
Paintball guns, rabbits. One time he brings home a bunch
of cereal, OK, and it's a bunch of cereal, and he dumped all the
cereal into a tub, right? And he said he just came out to
all his kids. And he said, we're not eating
anything else for breakfast until this tub's empty.
Just Rand. I'm like Raisin Bran, Frosted

(36:37):
Flakes, Cheerios, like random cereals.
I don't know where he found them, but he dumped them in the
tub. And he goes, look at me saving
money. Look at that.
And and we would wake up in the mornings and he'd be on his
elliptical, you know, and he'd be doing his thing and he's
sweating, saying the rosary, just just going to town on his

(36:57):
little elliptical bike, like theclassic dad headband, just
going. He'd be like, God just going
right. And then we would get a bowl out
of the cabinet and we'd scoop itout of the tub.
And then we'd pour some watered down milk into it and we'd start
eating it. And we'd just be sitting there
at the table eating it. And he's on the elliptical like

(37:17):
20 feet away watching us, like, better eat that whole bowl,
better eat that. And we were just eat this like
weird cereal porridge for a while, you know?
Did you guys water down your liquids at all?
Anything milk. Maybe.
Juice. I don't know if we did milk,
actually. Juice for sure.
Not milk. I know though that my mom would

(37:38):
buy like the chocolate milk. Oh, what a treat I.
Don't think we ever had chocolate.
What? A treat we drank.
Milk. So much no, but she would make
us mix it with half regular milk.
We we couldn't have just the chocolate milk, we had to mix it
with half. We also, so they diluted down
the chocolate milk. Yes.
We would get halfway through a thing of cranberry juice and

(38:00):
then my dad would fill it up with water in the sink and my
friends would come over and pourthemselves a nice glass of
juice. They did that and they'd be
like, hey man, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's
something wrong with your juice.I'm like.
My mom only ever bought this is not as nearly extreme as that,
but she would only ever buy low fat milk or no fat.

(38:21):
Is that an option 0 fat like lowfat milk like nowadays?
I'm a 2% girly whole milk. Honestly, I would.
I would. We had a drink.
So you were still in the generation.
We're not that far apart. We're like milk was essential.
My brother is your age. OK I'm just saying milk was

(38:41):
essential. Like I literally would drink 4
glasses of milk a day for some reason a child and I thought
there was like build those strong bones.
I have milk with every single meal.
Oh yeah, I have adamantium bones.
I'm Wolverine from this milk. Got milk.
Milk used to be. I don't know if it still is.
I don't know what kids drink. Not like they drink like prime
and bullshit. Almond milk and oat milk and

(39:03):
which they have their place. I, I, I haven't drank milk in
like 10 years, I don't think. I can't remember the.
Last time I don't really find the necessity for milk unless
I'm making a smoothie. I don't I've I've literally have
not bought milk since I moved out of my house.
I've bought milk. We've had milk in our fridge a
lot. But like, Oh yeah.
Yeah, but since you moved in, you brought milk into this

(39:24):
house. I I did go through a phase, I
think last year where I would make a lot of chocolate milk.
Like I remember that Nesquik existed and I was like, oh, I'm
a fuck up. Some chocolate milk, Yeah.
I loved going to my friends houses and just looking at their
pantries. Oh my God, I had a friend in
high school and she her familieswere very rich in my hometown.

(39:47):
Oh, the rich friend. Yeah.
Fuck, she had let you know she had like a mansion.
They had heated floors throughout.
That's cute. Mine too.
Continue. My rich friend could beat up
your rich. Friend I remember I went to her
house and like looking in her pantry and she had multiple
drawers full of just like. Chips and beef jerky and snacks
and cheese and not cheese and drawer Jesus.

(40:07):
But rice crispy treats like helpyourself.
You know, like when I remember being a kid walking through the
aisles and seeing that big magnificent box, the variety
pack of the little bags of chips.
And then we were the we were a Costco family.
We bought in bulk. Yeah.
I was one of five kids. I was one of five kids.
So like that bag of Nacho cheeseDoritos, the extra Costco size

(40:30):
family sized one. Oh my God.
Like, we put that into Ziploc bags and then put it into lunch.
You know what I mean? I just, oh, it was so good.
I never got chips. We never had chips in the house.
Chips. Oh, we had chips.
My mom made the best cookies. We only the only kind of chips
we would ever have were tortillachips and I would make like the
quote UN quote nachos where I would just sprinkle some pre

(40:52):
shredded cheese on top of them and put them in the microwave.
That's classic. They still hit.
They still hit. That's a.
That's a bad. That's bad.
But no, I had, I had. What was your school lunch
growing up? I would do hot.
My mom worked in the school. You got hot lunch.
So I would do hot lunch a lot ofthe time.
Did you get the square pizza? Yes.
I would show up to my elementaryschool table, OK, with my peanut

(41:16):
butter and Jelly sandwich. It had that bruise on it with
the little like Jelly patch thatwas seeping through because it
got squished. And I would see the kid with the
encrustables and I'm like, you, bitch.
And then when it was pizza day, they'd show up with that school
cafeteria heated up rectangular pizza.
I would have literally laid downmy life for that fucking pizza.

(41:39):
You understand me? I would have like, I would
literally just put out everything that I had.
I love you, mother. My mom packed my lunch apple
slices, Nacho cheese Doritos anda peanut butter and Jelly
sandwich. All right, like that was my that
was my lunch every day at school.
And no disrespect to you, mom, because it was good and I loved
it, but the way that I would fucking slut that shit out just

(42:01):
trying to get one slice of God damn hot lunch pizza.
I I think that's what I wanted most in life when I was a kid.
We had at my high school or middle school and high school
'cause I think they were the same, like whatever the people
that bring the food, but we had the best pizza.
It was so good. But even better than the pizzas,

(42:22):
we had these chocolate chip cookies.
They were like yay big. Oh my God.
There was a rumor going around that the cookies were made with
mayonnaise for the longest time because they were so like chewy
and gooey that there was just a rumor going around my school
that they were made with mayonnaise.
See, I don't care how things aremade.

(42:43):
If it's good, it's good. You know what I mean?
Yeah, we just had vegan food recently.
Oh yeah, our editor. We love you.
Shout out Emma, we love you. Our editor came to visit.
With her boyfriend, we went on alittle double date.
Yeah, who wrote our Jingle? Feel free to bleep.
Out your own. Feel free to bleep out your own
names. I mean, you're in charge, you.
Did it, but we took them out to dinner but they chose the place.

(43:06):
Yeah, because they're vegan, Yes.
And we wish that vegan, I was like, I trust you guys more to
choose a good vegan place and I don't.
Care what it is or what I'll eatit.
If it's good, I'll eat. It, it's really good.
So good. It's really good.
It was so good. It was really good.
It was good. Oh my God.
Would I eat it every single day?Probably not.
I could. I could though.
That's what I was about. Like I literally.
Could. I don't even know if I'd get sad

(43:27):
about it. But it would have to be like
that caliber. Yeah, it would have to be good.
If you that's the thing. And I can't make that.
I can't do that on my own. I can't make that.
That's what. I mean, I can't make it at home.
I was like, I respect it becauseto live that life like you
either got to like make it yourself and you got to make it
good. And it's like a science project.
I also cried like an hour ago about you getting me beef jerky

(43:49):
and cheese so I can't really speak.
I cried today. You did got.
Very emotional today. You cried.
Like I did hard. It was awesome, yeah.
It was really awesome. I think you really needed it.
Yeah, it's so I mean it's a lovely coincidence that it was
well right before about the filmthis, but like I was like,
should I save this for the podcast I.

(44:10):
Was like no let it happen, it's fine.
But no. So by the time this comes.
Out. I was just really happy because
I don't care what type of food it is.
I don't care what it is, what it's made of.
If it tastes good, I'll eat it. I don't care.
Yeah, I don't discriminate, especially when it comes to
food. Like what?
And vegan. Food in a way makes me feel
better about eating in general because I'm like, it's healthy,

(44:33):
it's greens and beans and. I pigged out there I remember
and I was like I don't even feelbad cuz I so.
Much food and I was like, I'm just eating vegetables.
Like it was so good. All I'm looking forward to is
going downstairs and watching season 2 of Severance and Yeah
and eating something unhealthy. God, severance is so good.
Would you do it? What?

(44:55):
Oh, Severance. Would you sever?
Yourself. No.
I'm telling you, you want to go for a wild ride?
Eat something, eat something, eat something.
Little little Eddie something, alittle puff puff, little edit
something and then just binge. Watch Severance.
I was like, oh, I thought you meant if I was severed.
No, I'm just like binge watch Severance like that.
Imagine being severed and just waking up in the morning and

(45:18):
taking like six shots and then going into work.
Oh, and then you're just drunk and you don't know why.
Yeah, like you wake up. I don't want to spoil Severance
for everybody, but the premise of the show, which I don't think
is a spoiler, is no, not at all.You cut your brain off to your
work life. Yeah.
So like, your work life is literally an alternate you.
Yeah. And your home life is an

(45:38):
alternate you. And you don't intermix them at
all. And when you wake up at work,
you have no idea who you are. You know nothing about your
outside life. So you basically it's like Black
Mirror in a lot of ways. But like, you wake up, you have
no idea who you are, where you are, what's happening, but you
wake up and it's just like you work and then you don't even get
to sleep. You go in an elevator.
You're. Leaving work or go in work?
Yeah. You go in an elevator to go home

(46:00):
and then you immediately wake back up in that elevator and
it's the next day for work. Yeah.
The whole show's a fever dream. It's just, Oh my God.
Anxiety I would get. From not knowing.
What half my life is. Yeah, it's a it's a good show.
It's a good show. I'm excited.
What's crazy is that it's like you're two different people, but
you are the same person. Yeah, yeah, like.

(46:23):
You created a whole new person, but it's also you.
Yeah. And like, you can't because that
person has an entirely differentconscious and an entirely.
Consciousness. Consciousness.
That person has an entirely different consciousness.
And then no conscious, yeah. Conscious.
That person has a completely different consciousness.
That person has their entire ownbrain and you have your entire

(46:48):
own brain. Neither of you know anything
about the other person, but thatis you.
Like you can't just live your life separately entirely because
if they want to get out it like they can't.
Oh my God. You're like, you're trapped at
work. You're basically trapped at work
and there's no escape. That's the best way to describe
it. We've been so many shows since
we got together. That literally is our love

(47:08):
language. We really have.
The Last of Us was so good. It was I had like a weird
aversion to it. Not even an aversion but like I
get really scared really easily with like horror type stuff.
Can you explain aversion to everyone that doesn't know a
version? Do you want me?
Yeah, a version. I can do it.
You do it. You do it.
You do it. Yeah.
So like, you have one version ofit and you have the other
version of it. I don't fucking know.
An aversion. And now I'm like questioning

(47:29):
myself. Is it Ave. our?
Second Google. AVERSIONA version.
Oh my God, did I use the air horn correctly?
Yeah. You did.
What? AVERSION definition.
Hold on, hold on AVER. Sion.

(47:51):
Sion definition. No, it's right there.
Wait, a version is a strong? Can you stop backseat driving my
Googling please? A strong dislike or
disinlinkation. Disinclication.
So. I have an averaging.
Yep. I gotta work up.
I gotta look up another word real quick, Disinlocation.

(48:13):
I see that one a strong dislike or disinclination.
Disinclination. So I have an aversion to horror
movies. How did I Google something and
end up Dumber I? Have a strong aversion to horror
movies. Yeah, yeah.

(48:35):
But I don't. Like them?
The Last of Us is good, yeah. And the next season's.
Rubbing, I just like horror in general.
I get, I just get the spookies and I don't like going to bed
feeling anxious and most of the time when I watch TV it's right
before I go to bed. So why would I set myself up for
some anxiety? OK, here's the last question of
the podcast. I got a good one.
The. Last of Us.
Well, no. No, like The Last of Us,

(48:55):
Severance, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Like all the shows
that we've watched together thatwe've binge together.
Out of all of those universes, which one would you actually
want to live in? Oh, and I don't get to choose my
role, do I? You don't get to choose your
what. Role.
Your role. Oh, you're you now, but you get

(49:17):
to join that world. Love Island.
Let's let's wait. Well, cuz think about the other
shows we've watched Breaking Bad.
You want to go find love on LoveIsland?
No, but out of all the shows we've binged, no, I do not.
I love you. I want to be with you.
But out of the shows that we've binged, think about them.

(49:39):
They're all dystopian. Sorry but I'd rather go to House
of Dragon or like the most horrible.
Universes. Hold on, I wouldn't me in House
of Dragon. I'm not a royal, I'm not elite.
I would be one of the people living amongst the shit in the
streets. Oh OK, I'd rather live amongst
the shit in the streets than go to some island to find love

(50:01):
because I thought my love was right fucking next to me.
But that's OK, that's fine, that's whatever.
Well, in this world would I would essentially be taking you
with me because you're my boyfriend.
So therefore if I go to Love Island, you are also my
boyfriend in that world and we just got to live happily, right?
Yeah. If I had to choose a world, I
would choose Love Island because, oh, I have a love

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interest in this world. So therefore my love interest
would be you in that world. And so you would be there with
me. And it's a happy go lucky.
I'm not fighting Dragons or zombies or dealing meth.
I would rather be with you on anisland, loving you and just

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being on television celebrating our lives and showing our lives
to the world, which is literallywhat we do.
So like we're doing that now. Yeah, but you asked me what show
I would want to be on. That we binge together.
Which is love. Island.
I haven't binged all of Love Island.
Yeah, you did. Close to it, you would choose
Love Island. What would you choose?

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Not Love Island. Tell me one.
Oh, I would like to ride a fucking dragon.
But would you? Are you?
Are you a what? What?
Fuck. I would rather literally would
rather no hold. On, hold, on, hold on.
Because are you from that bloodline?
A Targaryen. Yeah.
Are you? I don't know, but if I was a
Stark or a Targaryen, I'm set. I'm good.

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I like either of those. I grew up in the woods, we had a
wood burning stove. I was up north in Washington.
Like I literally could see myself like Washington,
Winterfell. Like I would be a Stark for
sure, or a Targaryen Prince thatmay.
Be except for the way that you pose the question to me what
which is you Currently you're neither of those things, so you
would not be able to do those things.

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OK, so you OK, here's the question.
Here's the question. Out of all the shows that we've
binged, if you could live in anyof those universes, Game of
Thrones, House of Dragon, Breaking Bad, Fallout.
Parks and Rec final answer. That's kind of like our world,
though. Yeah, I'm happy.
What? About Brooklyn 99 You be a cop,

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you be a detective. I don't want to be a cop.
Nothing but Tacoma FD. You could be a firefighter.
That's fun. I don't.
Want to be a firefighter? I've been there, done that.
It's fun. It's very.
Fun you have, I don't want to do.
That very strangely accurate. The coma FD like vibes.
The camaraderie is. Good the isn't it written or
like? Well, yeah, I mean, the show
about firefighting is pretty accurate.
Yeah, Parks and Rec. Parks and Rec, You got Fallout,

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House of Dragon, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Last of
Us. Like You, you Parks and Rec.
I get to hang out with my friends and be happy and try to
uplift other people and just goof around and hang out with
fucking Ron Swanson. That's pretty dope.
And Andy Dwyer and April and Tommy and yeah.

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That would be fun. I'm not saying that's not fun.
I'm. Sorry, I don't want to go and
ride Dragons. We had this conversation the
other day. If you were you want to.
You are shaking every time we get in the plane.
You want to ride a dragon? Oh, that's so funny.
Remember when you interrupted melike 15 minutes ago?
I was like, I would literally ride on a dragon before I
stepped in an airplane. That's how comfortable I would

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be. 100 percent, 100% I would rather.
There's actually no way. Are you being fucking serious?
I'm being so serious. I would much rather ride a
dragon than get an airplane. Are you serious?
It's a fucking dragon. Especially House of Dragon,
where they're just being thoughtout of the sky constantly.
Yo, if I got up on top of Rhaegar, who?

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Said you would be on Ragar. You can choose what universe you
go to and where you go. I'm on the biggest dragon.
I don't even know if that's the one I want to do.
I don't even know if that's the one I want to do.
But I'm picking the biggest, baddest dragon.
I'm riding that bitch everywhere.
And what if the dragon hates you?
It would if I could put my hand out and it does that like
whatever the noise. You're not even blonde.

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I can't do the noise. No.
Remember, like Last of Us, imagine we're just.
Out of all the shows also that you were asking me if I want to
be on, you were listing The Lastof Us and Fallout as options.
As a zombie apocalypse, no, that'd be so much fun.
No thank you. No, thank you.

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I'm not there to survive, I'm there to compete baby for.
What? Just to have, it'd be so much
fun. What do you compete for?
There's no. Like if there is an apocalypse,
God forbid, and especially like a zombie one, like no bills, no
nothing. It's like, what do you bring to
the table? You join your little group, you
survive, you have fun. Uh oh, there's a zombie.
Hit it with my bolt. Actually, I'm using a trench

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Pike. I read Max Brooks Zombie
Survival Guide. OK, I know what I'm doing.
You're in good hands, you understand.
And I'm actually not going to get into what I'd actually do in
the zombie apocalypse. All right?
You're either on my team or you're not.
If you haven't heard, then you're not on my team.
People on my team already know what you.

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Want to live in a zombie apocalypse?
Well, like The Last of Us is brutal.
Hold on, it's. Fun to think about.
You would choose. To experience it, to experience
it a little bit, you know what they're like.
OK, We're just this is imagination land.

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Marvel Universe. I'm not trying to.
There you go. One of us would be dead.
What? When?
Half the people died. We don't know that.
Spoiler alert. Oh, calm down, one of us would
be dead. You want to live without me?
You chose Love fucking Island. Yeah, because I get to wake up,

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eat avocado toast, sit around, look hot in a bikini, swim, just
hang out on a beach in what, Fiji?
Is that where they are? Just fucking hang out.
Flirt with you if you're there with me, because we're bringing
our lives into this. If you're there with me, I just
got to flirt, be happy, check texts on my phone, maybe get

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cheated on. Drama.
Oh no, Come back to real life and then have a whole career for
myself, yeah. Great plan.
Wonderful. Well, I would choose a world
with a little fantasy, little sci-fi, little fun, you know,
experience something different because as soon here OK, so you
go to that world and then if youdie in that world, you just come

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back here. Oh, I just changed the so here's
the So out of all the. Things like that's my only life.
OK, so here we go. Out of all the shows that we've
watched, I'll throw in some movies if if that's what it
takes, which. One about time.
About time. Yeah.

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That's that's the movie or show you would put yourself into.
Yeah, I could try and travel. And here's the thing, if you
die, you just come back to this world.
Yeah. I could time travel.
So you just go there to time travel?
And I would live in England. Why don't you just do Harry
Potter? They time travel in that.
No, they literally time travel in Harry Potter and it's in

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England and you get wands. And brooms dark energy
sometimes. What?
I don't need mythical creatures.I don't need really things,
yeah. You can go anywhere you want.
The Wizarding World, Last of Us fall out.
All the shows and movies that wewatch together, the MCU, the

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DCU, you could choose where you want to go and what you want to
do in these worlds. And when you die, you just come
back to this one and you're not going to be like, oh, I want to
fly on a dragon and house a dragon.
I want to. No, I I want.
To I want to make crystal meth in Arizona or New Mexico.
No New Mexico. Why did I say Arizona?
Why would I want to do that? Just to do it, just to try it
out. No.

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Mr. White. No science.
Breaking Bad. What part of that is like, yeah,
I don't want to live that life. The chicken look good, those
podo saimanos. No, I don't and I don't want to
write a drag you. Chose About Time, all the shows
and. Things my favorite movie.
Shocker. I'm just saying all the shows
and movies you're choosing are just like this world.

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You're just going to this world somewhere else.
You can literally buy a plane ticket to fucking England.
Like what? Yeah.
And I want to. I Miss England.
I've been there and I love it. I I'm choosing things that I
know make me happy. That's fair enough.
I I just. I'm choosing things that don't
have outlying anxiety and disease You.
Want to want to like go to like the Mandalorian universe?

(58:40):
I haven't watched enough about it I.
Need to do more research, this is killing me.
I don't care to live in a sci-fiworld.
Why? Because I don't, it doesn't
intrigue me. You don't want to want a
lightsaber. I want to touch grass, be in
forests, be happy with the people around me.

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Narnia. No.
I'm trying. I'm trying to get you out of
your comfort zone, the ice. Queen, I don't want to deal with
that. I don't want to go to war.
I don't want to go to war with Iceland.
I don't want to ice. Queen, I don't want to go to
war. You're naming things that are
all action. I would go, Oh my God, I would
go to Barbie Swan Lake in a instant.

(59:23):
There you go. That's better.
That's better. Here we go watch that together.
We're talking about shows we watch together.
OK, just pick some shit and. Well, now that opens up to
everything. OK, we'll pick 1.
And I can't do that. My brain's not built for that.
Really. Barbie Land.
Yeah, you're building, You are choosing specifically of things
that have a lot of action. Fight scenes.

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Yeah, big scary moments. Yeah, I don't want that.
I do not want that. I want peace and love and
happiness in whatever world I choose.
What if I told you that whateverthing you choose shows what
you're lacking in this world? Oh, so you don't give me enough
peace, love and happiness? I.

(01:00:07):
Don't know, I just made that. Up.
Is that a dig on yourself? What are you doing?
I know, I just made that up. We just played split fiction.
It's. Literally like Co-op games.
Yeah, it's like I'm fantasy and you're sci-fi and I chose my
fantasy. Yeah, you're choosing your
sci-fi. Lord of the Rings.
Even though like how strict I'm,I'm not saying that those shows
go into those categories. Well, they do, but like.
You'd make such a good elf in Rivendell in Lord of the Rings.

(01:00:31):
Tell me you wouldn't want to live that life.
Tell me you wouldn't want to live that life.
You're living forever. You're.
Just so beautiful. You're just.
Walking around gracefully, you kick ass.
You got magical powers. If someone does fuck with you,
you fuck them up. Yeah, I.
Would you're like a baddie with a blade or a baddie with a bow?
I would like that see. That's what I'm saying.

(01:00:51):
Like I'm like there's other. Things, the way you speak of
things too, it's like you want to ride Dragons and fight
zombies and I'm like, I don't want that aspect.
I want to live amongst the trees.
In Rivendell or a woodland elf, right?
That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm trying to tell
you, like there's things that you've seen.
Tinker Bell. There you go.
Oh my God, Tinker Bell. You heard the theory about Peter

(01:01:13):
Pan. I don't want to get into it
right now actually. No, I'm going to go continue
this conversation and then watchSeverance and order pizza and
eat garlic ranch. Pretty much.
Thanks again everybody for tuning.
Show recommendations. Please show recommendations,
fast food recommendations. You got to try drive through
hopping. Please try it out.

(01:01:34):
Let me know what you think. Get your fries from McDonald's,
get a burger from in and out, get some Nuggets from Wendy's.
Go to Taco Bell, get some more fries, get a Crunchwrap supreme
like whatever you like. Just mix and match like Oh my
God, next. OK, like this is how we're gonna
end it. Tomorrow, Saturday, upcoming
weekend, we're gonna go drive through hopping and pick up one

(01:01:55):
item, our favorite item from each one, and then find a random
parking lot with a good view. Eat it all.
OK, does that not sound like thefunnest fucking thing ever?
Yeah, we just set up our phone and like watch our programs or
maybe look through the windshield.
Let's go order some pizza. Okay, I'm hungry.
Okay, that's a good idea though,right?
Yeah, I want to do that, yes. Okay, Cool, cool, cool.

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