#26: We Joined the Mile High Club

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(00:01):
Oh, it's been a minute. We've been filming on the road
and now we're back in the OG studio.
Your tree fell over. Oh, I think the wind blew it
over. Probably it's.
Guys, can we shut stage 4? Yeah, close the whole door.
We're in a airplane hanger rightnow just so there's enough room
for all the equipment in the live studio audience.

(00:21):
That bit never gets old. Would you ever want to do a live
show? Yeah, you know that.
You're just saying that for them.
Right, I didn't know how else todo it.
All right, anyway, roll the intro.

(00:49):
Welcome back to the Pretty FunnyPodcast.
I'm brilliant. And I'm Mario, thanks for having
us. Thanks for tuning in.
Thanks for watching. I feel a little nervous right
now because we haven't filmed inlike 3 weeks.
I'm chilling. OK?
We're just on the couch. We're just driving our car.
We're just chit chatting like wealways do.
I know we got to do the SpongeBob imagination.

(01:10):
OK, before we get into everything, I have something
that I want to film with you really quick.
You don't have to do anything. You just need to sit there, OK?
OK. Can you come here like a little?
Bit this the chair. Move the chair.
We'll just move your body at least.
Move your body. Move your body.
Sweet and saucy. All right.
Physical. Physical anyone?
It's. Physically fit.
Is that what he's saying? Yeah, physically.

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Fit I would just go physically fizz.
Physically fit. Physical.
What's he saying? The basement yard did a whole
bit on this. No they didn't.
Yes they did. I.
Really had I don't. Yeah, physically fit, Physically
fit, physically, physically, physically fit.
Physically fit. Yeah, like physically.
Well, now I feel weird saying anything since the basement yard
apparently already commented on which.

(01:52):
Joe just followed Mario on Instagram and we are both very
excited. Like actually my, my, my heart,
just actually. But I felt like I was on the
Tower of Terror. You don't even watch baseball.
I watch. Well, I mean, you know them.
Well, yeah, I watch, I watch them their YouTube videos and
when they show up on short form content and.
I make you listen to the podcastwhen we're on.

(02:12):
Make you Yeah, that's a that's astrong.
But like you're always. Can we please silence our
fucking cell phones? Come on.
No, it's not a big. Yeah, him.
Yeah. No, I don't.
Fucking no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Take him. Hey, whoa, hey, hey.
Grab him. Yeah.
There you go. OK.

(02:33):
Yeah, There we go. Throw him.
Yeah. Throw him.
Throw him. Throw him.
So. Can we film this?
Really, I just need you to like lean and get close to me.
Just like, come here, I'm reallyclose to.
Me. Oh.
Just scoot your butt onto the edge of your seat or just stand
up. Hold on, No, I can't.
Yeah. Can I just get like?

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Yeah, just squat. Just do a little squiddy squat.
Are you ready? Yeah.
Do I? Yeah.
No, just don't do anything. What am I do?
You want me to take my head off?Oh my.
God, you should see the things we do.
Why would you do that? That scared me so bad.
Did. You not like it?
No. I have something else on my

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TikTok that I would like to use right now.
Jesus Christ. 5 seconds. Yeah.
Oh my God. Oh.
OK I found this on TikTok the other night.
Hold on, I've got this. Here we go.
I found this on TikTok the othernight.
It's Every year, 150 Oxford graduate students take the
hardest entrance exam in the world.
Quote UN quote for All Souls College Oxford.

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Here are some of the questions. Oxford.
Yeah, 'cause you're wanting to get into film school right now.
You're about to start your college journey.
And I have to 0 college education and I I'm it's been a
while. Yeah.
And you're throwing Oxford's older than the Aztecs or the
pyramids or something. Well.
I did you know that? Yes, I just wanted to throw some
of. Them.
OK, well, I'm not that ancient and OK, OK, well, OK, well, no,

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no, no, you're right. No, no, I appreciate it.
You're gonna be a college. Student.
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm no, you're wait,
No, no, no, you're right. OK, this I'm starting with.
You hear that? Yes I did.
I need to get some WD40. OK, I'm starting with question
#13 what can we learn from Las Vegas?

(04:19):
Utopias don't exist. That's a very good answer.
Yeah, I I will say I was lookingfor like little sentence answers
to. These wait is there like wait So
what the what? I don't even.
Well, these are like essay questions.
Oh. But I I want you to take them
with like a sentence response approach.
So I said utopias don't exist. Was that good?
Yeah, let's do another one. College bitch, let's go.

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Oh, I have such a good answer tothis one.
Why is a leather jacket more acceptable than a fur coat?
Because leather can be mistaken as like pleather or like
different sort of like fabrics and materials, whereas like fur
is definitely fur. It's very recognizable that it's
a. Very good answer.
My brain went to like an entirely different universe.

(05:07):
Take me there, Take us there. Misogyny.
What? Bird coats are typically worn by
women, whereas leather is more typically worn by men.
I don't really. Like jacket wise I would say so.
Like they were more popularized by men.
Leather was and then fur jacketsyou.
Think where are you pulling? This from where are you what my

(05:29):
ass I just we were not as. Historians, you're like
literally Corella Deville. Well.
That was just like that was justwhere my brain went.
Well, right off the RIP. We grew up in Washington and I
know the Beaver trade was crazy back in the day.
They had the top hats. You don't know.
I thought everyone learned aboutthis.
No, the Beaver trading. No, I was on Eastern Washington.

(05:51):
Western Washington, that's whereall the hunters and the trappers
were. And they get all the Beavers,
right? You see all those top hats?
Little history lesson, kids gather in, come here quickly.
Beaver pelts. They were used for hats.
Top hats on the Monopoly man. The Monopoly man's hat is made
out of Beaver pelt. 100% I like Google it.

(06:13):
You should check it. No, because Beaver pelts were
really, really good for top hatsbecause obviously they're like
an amphibious mammal. You know, they go in and out of
the water, the mud, the they're loggers, they're chewing down
trees. They got good sturdy felt.
So you put a a Beaver pelt on a top hat and it's the water goes
right off of it. Mario, it's not Beaver.

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He's just wearing a top hat. Look up the what what top hats
were made of at that at that time period.
Like there's not a Beaver on hishead.
Oh yeah, see, I'm so sorry for doubting you.
Yeah, isn't that cool? Felted Beaver fur.
Yeah, we grew up in Washington. I was in Western Washington and

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God, I think it was this. There's so many different tribes
in, I mean, in in Western Washington and pretty much
everything. Seattle, that's a Native
American name. It's crazy, a First Nation name.
Don't know fashion? Or you claim to not know fashion
when you know that top hats weremade of Beaver pelt.

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Yeah. That's insane.
I have a lot of random polls. I'm pretty proud of my random
polls. I'm gathering you know what I
mean? And you do makeup, so you should
know history. So I should know Beaver.
Pelt, who was the first person, who was the first person to wear
makeup? I guarantee you can answer me
that. No, I cannot.
Or like, who was the first? Oh, that's easy.

(07:35):
That's I know that. No, on the count of three.
Say what Civilization. Kind of Really, You know, I'd
say cemented makeup. I know, OK. 123 the Egyptians,
they. Popularize like coal liner.
What? What?
Coal liner, Yeah, there was no. Did they really use coal?

(07:56):
Correct me if I'm wrong, I I I'mnot fully.
Hey, you did the Beaver pelts, why don't I take over the coal?
Egyptian. They would have this, yeah, coal
for eyeliner. They would have basically this
little pot and like a brush typething and they would put it in
like into the mashed up cold. Yeah.
And then they would put it in their eye, close their eye and
like swipe it out. Whoa, yeah, yeah, that's it's

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cold. Oh wait, so I was right.
There was no single first personto wear makeup.
The use of cosmetics is believedto have originated independently
in ancient cultures, most notably in ancient Egypt, where
both men and women use makeup asearly as 4000 BCE for cosmetic,
religious and practical reasons,early Egyptians use natural
materials like coal for eyelinerand red ochre for lip color.
Yeah, I would love. Yeah, no, there's more.

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They said they pulverize minerals such as malachite
lapis, malachite, lapis lazuli or turquoise.
There's a creator on TikTok and she has literally crushed
minerals and things to create her own.
Makeup. She is incredible, She is
amazing, She is so cool. There's a dude I follow, I've
been following since the dawn oftime.

(09:02):
I'm pretty sure he's been aroundsince the dawn of time.
He he makes like weapons in the woods.
I used to do that growing up too.
You take a stick, you find a rock or you just, you know, find
some old rusty tool and you Polish it up and yeah, take a
jigsaw. And kids like this is what we
used to do before video games. I've I play video games now as
an adult. I feel like you should play.
Sorry to get off topic. I feel like you should play

(09:22):
outside your entire childhood, watch movies, watch TV, play
little video games, obviously, but like mandatory outside time.
No, no screens, no nothing, whatever.
Obviously we're not parents. This is just my philosophy.
And then like when you get older, that's when you really
dive deep. Once you like, really understand
literature and cinema and moviesand TV and you have like an

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appreciation for it, you're likethat age.
That's when it's like, hey, I'llplay Arkham Knight and dad beat
this game like 15 years. I'm trying to get you into like
these story level games like these.
I enjoy. I mean, we've talked plenty
about streaming. Fiction.
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Well.
No, I'm talking about the games that have stories that we've
played. Yeah, but you've never played

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like God of War or like, you know, The Witcher or Red Dead
Redemption. You haven't like, really dove
into like a really. I think you're ready.
Redemption for about 15 minutes one time.
So how did you? Kill yourself.
How'd you do? I don't know.
It was at the very beginning. I was just riding a horse
around. Did.
You kill anybody. Don't I remember?
You were just. Riding around on a horse, pretty
much. Damn.

(10:26):
Should we bring back woolly mammoths from the dead?
No, I think we should focus on keeping the creatures and the
species that we already have alive.
Fuck. But who knows?
Maybe the science that you'd useto develop, you know, to, to to
bring these woolly mammoths backto life could help us.

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And that's just a part of human evolution, damn it.
OK, I just, we were talking about this the other day.
I grew up watching Jurassic Parkand there's only a certain
amount of stories that can be told.
And one of them, a big one, is man versus nature.
And nature always wins. That's like the law, right?
So like the fact that they're bringing back direwolves.
Yes, they're bringing back direwolves.
If you guys didn't see that theygot like direwolf DNA just like

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Jurassic Park and then they mixed it obviously with like
modern wolves, but then. I saw the dire wolves, just like
naturally, still existed. You watched Game of Thrones and
you saw a dog that looked the size of Jacob from Twilight, the
Dire Wolf, and you're like, yeah, that's still that's still
out there. Wolves exist?
I thought that's just what wolves were.

(11:34):
How do you how big do you think a wolf is in the wild?
Actually big No, like how big like compare it to like a a dog,
like a dog breed that you've seen in real person, like a
Rottweiler. Yeah, like the ones that are
literally like this tall. Or like the Irish Greyhounds.
Great Dane. Yeah, great Danes and stuff
like. Yeah, yeah.
But like maybe even a little bigger.

(11:54):
Yeah, yeah. It's crazy.
Is that wolves? Yeah.
Yeah, but like dire wolves, they're pretty big.
Like do you know about the shortfaced bear?
I learned about the short faced bear because you you told me
about it when we were at a museum Once Upon a time.
The short faced bear roamed and ruled the northern territories
of North America for a long time.

(12:15):
Yes, I think they were deemed responsible for like stopping
people from crossing the you know what's that called the
bridge? The land bridge, the Icelandic
or the? No, I know what you're talking.
About Yeah, well, my God, why amI blanking?
But yeah, no, they, there's thishuge gigantic like 14 foot like
polar bear on steroids that was up there just like, and like

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that. Everything was just bigger back
then. The sloths were bigger, the
woolly mammals were bigger. To answer your question, I think
it's our duty to push the limitsof science, technology, try to
learn as much as we possibly canfor the betterment and the
protection of the human species.However, we need to do it
responsibly. If someone says should I bring

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this woolly mammoth back to life, I'm immediately saying no
and convince me that's my answer.
I don't know why. No, no, I'm not saying you.
No. I'm not like, fuck, I'm not
imagining you, Brent Hot gluing some, you know, wool to an
elephant. I'm not doing all that.
Yeah, they have it. They have hair, I know they have
a tail with like a little tough.Their hair on their tail is

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like, I want to say almost like the consistency or the same
material as like a porcupine quill.
I know it's like a really, really hard, like spiky, almost
bulbous club that they have in the back.
Look at the tail pull up. Can we put up a picture of that?
Oh, they are. Harry, look at this little beep.
Yeah, they have like hair covering them.

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Elephants are. So what do I feel like?
It kind of looks like Cosmo. Elephants.
No, I can't see you. It's an elephant tail.
Disgusting. Isn't that crazy?
Look at that thing, elephants are the only animals that have 4
knees and they can't jump. Fun fact, I grew up watching so
much Animal Planet and DiscoveryChannel and it all locked in and

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I'm so glad it did. Did you know that elephants walk
on their tip toes? I think, I actually, I think you
told. See, if you look at the way that
their foot is in their the way that the bones are on their
foot, they're on their little tippy toes.
Yeah, it's much like most quadrupeds.
I believe they're called quadrupeds.
I don't know. We're out of our element.

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I try to ask us a couple of college questions and we just.
I think I had some pretty decentanswers.
I sounded like an elephant. Just can I ask you a couple of
Oxford questions? I've even looked at them.
All right, I'm terrified, but gofor it.
Let us know in the comments how I did, I think I answered them
pretty good. Feel free to look up Oxford
questions yourselves and if there's any good Oxford
questions that we missed or we did not look there's.

(14:42):
Plenty on this we can revisit. This on time too.
If you guys want to do a whole episode dedicated to this let us
know. Comment questions that you want
us to answer. We did verify Oxford is indeed
older than the Aztec Empire, letthat set in Jesus.
But somehow they were able to ask this question, which shows
probably how smart they. Are questions Mario?

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They might have had these questions back then.
OK. All right.
I'll give it to you. Give me the question.
Are streaming services good for music?
Yeah, they probably have this back before the Aztec Empire.
For sure some sort of streaming service back then.
Are streaming services good for music?
Sorry, I want to say yes, because you can have your music

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with you anywhere you go. You don't have to bring like a
record or ACD or a tape or whatever it might be or an
instrument. I think the questions asking
more like for music like not forlike our enjoyment or
entertainment like is it good for like music?
I think that's the thing about alot of these questions is that

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they're up to interpretation. That's like the reason why
they're college questions is because you can take it any
which way because you can take it.
Is it good for the consumer or is it good for creating music?
Is it good for the music industry?
Is it good for musicians? Is it like?
So it's more about a. Lot of different ways and it's,
I think that that's why these are like essay questions,
because I could write like a whole essay dissecting every

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single aspect of this. But my immediate response to it
is that yes, it's good because it makes music more accessible.
Yeah. But there's something to say
about the fact that it costs money and that, like, as
musician, well, I don't know, I think it's good.
Speaking of music and the orangehat that I'm wearing, Taylor
Swift as we're filming this, just recently announced TS12,

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the life of a showgirl. Very excited, very annoyed about
her doing a whole bunch of countdowns just to release new
vinyls. That's annoying.
That's something that I don't like because you pointed this
out to me. Actually, you brought this up.
It's very cash grabby and there she's creating a sense of like
scarcity with her fans. Like there's this huge

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countdown, there's this limited edition thing like Boo, Boo Boo.
Like you have to go right now and get it and like it's just
another form of vinyl that I've already printed and you don't
even know the. Opposite.
Wait, it wasn't even a new what?It's literally just different,
like colorways of vinyls that she's been dropping when she
does her. Countdown.
Wait, what? Yeah, did you not?
Yeah, that's all Like me. And wait, no, no, no, no, no.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Comments real quick. I have something to say.
OK. I collect vinyl.
Yeah. I don't have much Taylor Swift.
I think you brought a couple albums.
I love Taylor Swift. We don't have any.
Literally no. Like I I I cannot stress this
enough like, love Taylor Swift, love her music's fine like she's
literally the most successful artist out there.

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She's amazing I do think that's rather strange.
Like I not many people buy records anyways.
And then like when I go to the record store, I'm looking for
something like vintage that is old.
It's like trying to find a gem. You just go to the letters and
you're like looking through the bees hoping to find The Beatles.
You're looking through the Rs hoping to see some Rolling
Stones. You're looking like, you know
what I mean? And like getting the brand new

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ones is a rare occasion for me, unless it's something I really,
really, really like. And I would never buy more than
one. I worship Kendrick Lamar, I buy
all of his albums. Like there's artists, I buy all
their albums. Leon Bridges, shout out to Leon
Bridges. But I would never go back and
buy another different color of the vinyl.
Who even cares who sees? That that's like, that's the
whole point. And that's what I thought you
were bringing up the other day because you made a comment about

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this, but I don't even think yourealize that it was tying in
with what she's doing currently.No, I thought there was
different new music on it or like behind the scenes stuff or.
As a disclaimer, I am very excited for the album.
I cannot wait. I watch the podcast.
Is it a new album? I'm I'm lost though is this?
We'll go down this rabbit hole for a second.
Is it a new album or not? That's what I'm confused on.
As you know, Taylor Swift has created her entire discography,

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correct? Yes.
OK, she went on the Arrows tour.That was a big thing.
She started rewriting her old albums, making them Taylor's
version. You know that lore.
Yes, because she didn't have ownership over her music.
She wanted it, so she created it.
We watched the documentary. Yes, Miss Americana.
We watched that. Yes.
So recently, maybe like a month or so ago, I'm not positive, she

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announced that she has ownershipnow over all of her music, has
complete ownership over everything.
OK, OK, so we for the longest time as Taylor Swift fans were
expecting Reputation and Taylor Swift self-titled the debut
album. Reputation is bound, bound,

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bound. Pitch and then Taylor Swift is
like he's the reason for the tear.
Drops old one. It's her first one.
Yeah, that's like when I was in like middle school or something.
Those. Are like the two that we don't
have Taylor's version of. So everyone was very focused on
trying to figure out when she was going to release Taylor's
version of those. Then she announced she had
ownership over all her music andso everyone was like, damn, OK,

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we're not getting that. And then she announces out of
nowhere, Taylor Swift's 12th album, The Life of a Showgirl.
OK. She announced that on the New
Heights podcast and on her website.
And then she went on New Heightsand just talked about it.
She did announce it on New Heights.
Well, yeah, she announced it, kind of.

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She announced all of the like the tracks on it and talked a
little bit about. And she doesn't do interviews.
So that was a really big thing because she was with Travis and
she was doing a lot of interviews.
It was very exciting for a lot of people.
So she announces the album, thenwhat, like a week later, maybe a
couple days later there's another countdown on her
website. Everyone's freaking out again.

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Also keep in mind with her albumannouncement on her website, she
had vinyls and CDs and all of that already like merged for it
so that people could buy before even hearing the album.
When she did the second countdown, it was just a new
color and a new picture of the same album as a vinyl.
Then she does it. Were people like, excited?

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Were people like losing their minds?
Like, Oh my God. Or like, was it?
Just like everyone was freaking out being like thinking that she
was dropping. Us well, that's why I mean was
everyone but are there people out there that like collecting
like Pokémon cards? Oh well then. 1000%, yeah.
So are they like worth a lot of money if you get one?
Because this is starting to. I mean, is it like a charge yard
holographic card? Like what are we talking?
Is this like a signed Babe Ruth Lou Gehrig baseball?

(21:16):
Like what? What?
Sign. But like, I mean, they're
important and they're, they're single.
Why? Because they're rare and like,
there's limited. They're limited.
They're limited edition. But she did it again.
So these are like baseball? Cards.
But now everyone's freaking out because every time that she's on
a countdown on her website, it started with five hours and then

(21:36):
the next one was 4 hours and then the next one was 3.
Hours. And so now people are like the
countdown within itself are big countdowns for like it's so the
lore runs so deep. And like my whole point, there's
one album that's coming out October 3rd, I think, correct me
if I'm wrong, but there's one album coming out and everyone's

(21:57):
very excited about it. But it is frustrating that she
is taking advantage of consumer.Itself, We are so lucky that
Taylor Swift, well, I get that. And I mean she's really rich.
She's very successful. And I mean, the fact that she
doesn't do interviews, she's only done like that one podcast,
right? Well, she's done like.
Well, I know what you mean, but like, not like at length.

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I mean, she has a documentary about her.
I'm sure she's been on Ellen once or twice.
I don't know. Yeah.
They're just like, they're rare.They're rare.
But like, I think it's a testament to her music that she
does such little press, you know, and she speaks so much
through her music, you know whatI mean?
Like, people still, you know, connect with her and understand
her. And that's kind of been her way

(22:39):
with communicating with the world since she was little.
According to the documentary, she's been performing since she
was a kid. So, you know, like, I know
obviously to her, you know, releasing a new album with a
different color like this is a big deal to her, too.
I'm sure they're just like, I don't know, canvases that
Picasso painted. Like, to her, it's just like
her. I don't know what it is to her,
but I'm sure it's very special. I don't know if anyone's looked

(23:01):
at the economy lately. It's kind of hard to, you know,
buy that sort of stuff, you know, do it like, like do that
right now, but you know. That is where the frustration
kind of sets in for me is that she's creating the sense of
scarcity within her album drops,even though it's all one album,
but like, within. So is she like a billionaire?
Yeah. OK, so like.
No, I'm talking about like from a consumer standpoint.

(23:23):
It's like she's creating a spacein which a lot of people feel
the need to jump on something and like they have to have it
because it's rare, and so they get it, and then it's like
they're just wasting their moneyon that, which is not her fault.
I know I was about to say, like you told me about it.
Like hear me out. I'm not blaming Taylor Swift.
I think Taylor Swift is a it wasa mogul.

(23:44):
She's she's there's only one. There only ever will be 1.
And long after I'm dead, everyone's still going to be
talking about her like I'm beingdead serious.
Like, I'm not blaming Taylor Swift for other people spending
their money and making consciouschoices to go do something.
It's not like she's like actually mind controlling people
or like hypnotizing people. Yeah.
Or like forcing people to buy it.

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You know what I mean? Like at the end of the day, if
you pull out your credit card or, you know, go to the store
and put something in the cart, that's on you, you know what I
mean? Like, that's your choice.
So like, can't really dig it. I mean, people obviously are
willingly consensually participating in it.
So I do get the frustrations though.
I feel like, you know, just sometimes out of touch people do

(24:27):
out of touch things like. Yeah, 1000%.
Like I was also bringing this upbecause it's funny, when I first
initially started thinking aboutit was because you brought this
up to me, but I don't even thinkyou realized like just how.
No deep Dolores thing. Was yeah.
Well, like the thing about Taylor Swift that I personally
enjoy, I'm a big comic book nerd.

(24:48):
I, I, I love Batman so much. And ever since I've been with
you, I feel like Taylor Swift, if she, you know, wasn't
successful in music, she could have terrorized all of us.
She's literally like a Batman level.
Yeah. She's like, literally the
Riddler. It's like every like, couple
months, it's like T Swift has put something out in the ether.

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And if you put this here with the five and the four and the
three and the two and the one, it's a new colored vinyl.
It's just, you know what I mean?Like, it's I feel like she could
have used all that power for evil if she didn't get her way.
And maybe she still can. I'm sure she could if she wanted
to, but I genuinely think that she is like a good.
Person, it's a cool vinyl I'm looking.

(25:32):
At it is really cool. Well, you didn't even see the
other variations. This is just the main one.
There's two other variations that are sold out because.
I mean, it sounds like you're a little peanut butter and jealous
you didn't get to it on time honestly.
I'll buy this right now just to prove a point.
How much is it? $30.
It's 30 bucks. At the cart.
Wait it's only $30? Wait, do you have the original

(25:53):
1? This is the original one.
Wait what? This is the main one.
Wait, so do you have it though? No.
So you don't have any other color of it I.
Don't have any Taylor Swift finals at all.
After all of that, you're just buying the buying the album
right now. I don't know what point I was
trying to prove. I said I was going to do it.
They're only $30. Wait, did we just do like a free

(26:13):
plug? But should I buy it?
I don't care. 30 bucks. I love that hat, by the way,
That hat. It's your hat.
It's the hat that I wore all through high school in the back
of it. It's held together by electrical
tape and chicken wire along withthe band.
Yeah, right there. I wore that hat all through high
school landscaping and it was somuch fun.

(26:33):
Oh my God. I can still see my sweat stains
and all the child labor I did. I just.
I bought the album. You bought it.
It's only 30 bucks. Yeah.
OK. In my brain, the way that you
phrased it all, I thought it waslike, this is the platinum and
this is the gold. And you made her sound like a
Bond villain. And they're just $30 different

(26:54):
colored vinyls. Yeah, that's fun.
Like, why would we be upset withthat?
Oh, now it's just. Are you just trying to get me
to, like Taylor Swift because she really is like Kevin Feige,
like, the leader of Marvel or like James Dunn, the leader of
DC. You know what I mean?
Like, don't like, hear me out. Like Taylor Swift, she's kind of
giving the more I learn about her, like George Lucas, world

(27:15):
building, James Cameron vibes. Like obviously, yeah, different
flavor. She's not making movies.
That's just what I'm really wellversed in.
She releases documentaries and, you know, like little Easter
eggs and websites and all the stuff.
Like, it is fun. At least she's making it
interesting. If you were to ever like go down
the the Taylor Swift rabbit hole.
That wasn't the Taylor Swift rabbit hole.
That was like maybe a crumb thatwas like the of an entire cake.

(27:39):
Tip of the iceberg? Like not even the tip.
That's like an ice cube from theiceberg.
That's an ice cube from the tip of the iceberg.
It's like a water droplet from the tip of the iceberg.
It's a water droplet running down the ice cube that was cut
from the tip of the iceberg thatdoesn't even reveal what's down
below. I don't know what sorry was
that? If that's corny and stupid,
please cut it. If anything I've said has not

(28:01):
been funny, you have not laughed, not giggled.
It was corny and stupid. Please cut it.
But that's the whole episode. All right.
So there's no way I can ask you to cut that, right?
You're going to keep that? Yeah, Yeah.
Yeah, she has to, Yeah. Do you think that you Could name
This Is Going to Be Rough 5 Taylor Swift albums?

(28:23):
Yeah. OK, do it.
There's Taylor Swift like self-titled album Taylor Swift
Trick question Easy. There's one.
There's Reputation 2. There's The Life of a showgirl.
OK, 3 And then where are we going?
Now I got it, I got it, I got it.
There's Dead Poets Society, and then there's no it's.

(28:46):
It's not Dead Poets Society. That's some of the oh, that the
movie. I could feel like you got mad at
me for. Not Dead Poets Society.
Fuck, it's similar. Dead.
Nope. Nothing dead.
No, there's a there's a dead poet in there.

(29:07):
There's no dead. Yeah, there was a dead poet on
the album. No.
Do you know all the albums? Yeah.
You haven't heard? Do you want?
Me to go through them. No, hold on, hold on.
No, no, I can do another one. Hold on.
I got this. No, there's the 1/22/26.
Nope. It's a number 89877819891989.

(29:28):
That is 1. OK.
And red Did I do it? What was the Dead Poet 1?
The tortured poet's. Department Tortured poet.
He's not dead yet. He's almost there.
She's the tortured poet. Well, I'm thinking of dead poet
society still in my brain. I'm sorry.
No, it's her though. But it's like.
Yeah, I want to see how many I can name.
Not that you asked, but I just like for my own.

(29:50):
I could have if. You want to just do it?
OK, Taylor Swift. OK, Fearless Speak now.
Red lover. 1989 Folklore Evermore Midnight's Reputation
The Life of a Showgirl. Tortured Post department I
think. I you got them, I think you got
them all. What's also like crazy about

(30:11):
Taylor Swift and like my knowledge of her is that I
honest to God, I like some of her music.
I really do not all of it. I'm not like the biggest fan in
that sense. I also just haven't listened
that much. I'm just like so caught up on
the Easter eggs and like all of the lore, like I get so

(30:32):
entangled in that, that like, that's where I, that's why I'm a
huge fan of her. Yeah, I do the same thing with
like Lord of the Rings, with Star Wars.
You guys hear me talk about thisstuff, All the comic book
mythology, all my favorite characters.
Like I get it. I have a really good like
relative question about this. How many bad movies have you
watched from like DC, Marvel etcetera just so that you can

(30:53):
like further the plot? That's all story.
Building. That's Marvel's business model.
If you've been watching Marvel, I think that's if you've watched
any of the MCU. Let me go on a little rant real
quick. I think the main problem with
the MCU with Marvel is that's literally the the whole point.
It's like they're just trying toget you to that next thing and
they're like building up to something.

(31:14):
And that was cool when they werestill introducing characters and
the movies were more spaced out and there wasn't just all this
hype about it and they weren't trying to like make maximum
money and they were leading up to Infinity War.
It was all cool. Then obviously after that, I
feel like they had a couple gemslike Shang Chi Did you ever see

(31:34):
Shang Chi? Legend of the Ten Rings?
It's such a, it's such a good movie.
He's never appeared ever since. And it was some of the best hand
to hand combat I've seen. I think the director is actually
directing the new Spider Man movie.
And what I'm hoping Marvel does is they take, you know, the
James Gunn approach. What James Gunn's doing right
now. Yeah, sorry.
There's a cat in here. See if we can get him up here.

(31:56):
Cosmo, if you guys haven't seen the cats live in quite some
time, if you've only been listening, you may have never
seen the cats at all. If you're blind, you might not
have seen the cats. If you've only been listening
blindfolded, you might not have seen the cats.
This is possibly your chance, you know, unless you've had your
eyes closed every time you've ever listened.

(32:17):
Or maybe you were driving and you just didn't really have
time. But here we go, The big dramatic
reveal. It's Cosmo.
We got the cat Cam back. We got Cosmo right here.
How we doing, Cosmo? How are we feeling?
Oh my God. He did not miss you guys.
Let me. Tell you to be up here.
Long story short, James Gunn, what he's done with Peacemaker

(32:39):
has been better than, you know, 80% of all Marvel projects that
have been released. And I think they just got too
lost in the sauce trying to build up to big events and get
as many people involved as possible.
And it really became, you know, quantity over quality.
For sure. Our batteries died.
And when I got up I may or may not have pee peed past myself

(33:02):
and pee pee. He smoked, I pee, pee passed.
There's so many things that I asked to cut and then we just
don't cut it. I like the way your tongue moves
when you laugh. What does that mean it?

(33:23):
Does it's like? Bring don't do that.
Oh my God, if you haven't watched Peacemaker, it's so
good. Like, is it not?
It is. Very.
Good Season 2 just started. I love it so much.
And you could just tell James Gunn really invest his time one
story at a time, and I think he's really trying to craft the
perfect overall universe withoutmaking everything this exact

(33:48):
same, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
It's like he's incorporating, you know, like the movies,
obviously like Superman, and then he has in the exact same
universe with characters from that movie The Boys, but still
in the DC universe. Tell me that episode we watched
last night of Peacemaker was notthe boys from Amazon that that

(34:08):
for? Clarification purposes.
Mario means the vibes of Peacemaker is very much like the
boys. The boys aren't actually in the
DCU. Yes, yes.
Thank you for clear. Yes.
Well, obviously, yeah. This is something you pointed
out to me, which is what you're trying to elaborate on right
now, and it's really fucking cool.
Like, we know that Batman, most likely James Gunn, is going to
do it. Very dark, almost horror.
I hope. That's my hope.

(34:29):
And like Superman was like very positive, like light.
It was very like. Happy.
Whimsical space fantasy Guardians of the Galaxy vibes
but very hopeful, uplifting. Peacemakers like gory take it
there over the. Yeah, and it was like.
Funny and like. And I don't.
Yeah. And I don't want.
To Yeah. No, keep going.
Say it all the way through. I'm getting excited.
There I go. No, it's okay.
Peacemakers. Almost like vulgar, yeah.

(34:52):
Almost like, yeah, it's 100%. That's how I would classify it.
It's like very like unrated, vulgar in your face, but like
funny and great and good action and orgies and like all this
shit. And then Superman was like what
you think of when you think of aclassic superhero, which is
Superman I. Couldn't have said it better
myself. Yes, he's.
Just this Golden Boy. The movie was like so uplifting
and hopeful and bright and good energy even.

(35:14):
Obviously there was conflict andaction scenes and all of that,
but like, they were still reallywell thought out.
And what you've said about JamesGunn and the way that you think
that he's going to approach the DCU is like, take Batman.
He's a very dark character. A lot of the comic books are
very dark, gory, scary, literally like horror.
Think Stephen King and that's what you're hoping James Gunn is
going to do with his Batman, is he's going to take it there to

(35:36):
that level. That's what James Gunn is
hopefully going to do with everysuperhero in the DCU.
And another really cool thing about James Gunn is he takes
comics that aren't super popularized like Peacemaker,
like even Guardians of the Galaxy.
He takes these superheroes in these characters who are not
well known. They're not Superman, they're
not Batman. They're not even like Robin or
Joker or any of these people. Those are all mostly like

(35:57):
Batman, but he's gonna take the characters that you don't even
think about. Like, what's the 1?
Mud. The mud Clayface.
Yeah, like isn't he doing a whole Clayface?
Yeah, there's gonna be like a whole Clayface horror film, like
a stand alone DC Batman villain,you know, navigating a life in
Gotham as Clayface. Sounds a lot like Todd Phillips

(36:17):
is the Joker with Joaquin Phoenix.
Am I wrong? And then like after that, he's
got Supergirl, which again is just continuing the universe and
he. Said he was very excited about
Supergirl. So sorry to interrupt.
No, you're. Fine comes out the day after my
birthday next year and after watching Superman for your
birthday. This.
Superman came out the day after my birthday this year.
And Supergirl's gonna come out the day after my birthday.
Thank you, James. You told me.

(36:38):
Because all of what I'm saying is what I've learned from you.
Yeah. And.
Which I like. Thank you, I was waiting.
No, no, no, no, I like literallyplease show.
Like I remember my jaw was on the floor.
It was just you killed it. Oh my God.
Like no, no, no. Like I literally the whole time
I was looking at the camera, like I cannot believe that was
incredible. Like I cannot believe how much

(36:58):
you just the the bars. The thing you told me that made
me really internalize everythingthat you were saying about that
and about his different approachto different superheroes, was
what you told me after we watched Superman.
Yeah. And that was talking about
Supergirl and her vibe and her story and that she's a party
girl. She was there when everything
happened on the planet. Yeah, there's like a bunch of

(37:19):
different iterations, but from my understanding, yeah, she's
very traumatized. She was kind of yeah, she's a
party girl. She like really understands
whatever the Krypton. She's a little older when it
happened and she's a party girl.She's got a rescue Kryptonian
dog and she like goes she goes to red sun planets, which you'll
learn about and won't spoil it for you.
But like basically like she she's a party girl.
It's like and it's going to be like a very fun, almost like

(37:40):
rated R, almost like you could say a Deadpool vibe, like AI
don't know that. I don't know if it's going to be
like that. I feel like I, and I've said
this before here, I had no interest in superhero films and
movies and the world's at all until I started dating you.
And then I kind of had no choicenot.
That you had forced. Me into it you.

(38:02):
Totally had a choice. I know, but it's your passion
and obviously I want you to be passionate and I like hearing to
you. I like hearing you talk.
Imagine if I literally never letyou talk about superheroes.
I've no, I, I don't have to imagine that.
I've been with people before that don't want to hear.
Yeah. Like we wouldn't be.
Any special interest, like, yeah, no, I mean, like I always
talk about Taylor Swift. I feel like I knew more than the

(38:23):
than the average Joe when it comes to Taylor Swift.
No, my whole point to say thoughis that like, I know that a lot
of this might not resonate if people aren't as deep into the
lore. Well, yeah, first.
Whereas I am because I'm with you, but same as Taylor Swift,
both goes. If you do get into it, which I
highly recommend for both of these things.

(38:45):
They are so interesting and it is such a fun way to spend your
time and there is a big community that you can feel like
you're a part. Of you.
Talk about this shit all the time too, so if you're.
Here. Yeah, literally just.
Relate to us more. And Speaking of Marvel in DC, we
just visited Disneyland recentlywith our wonderful editor Emma
and her boyfriend. We went on a little fun trip.

(39:07):
So fun. I highly recommend if you're
saving up to go to Disneyland orDisney World.
I don't know if Disney World does it, but Disneyland.
I got our tickets and normally Ido like the genie fast pass fast
lane thing. Yeah, Lightning Lane is what
they call it now. They had an option where we
could get it for every single ride and we didn't have to time
it out in advance. We could ride every ride
Lightning Lane once throughout the day.

(39:28):
And we did that. We just went right to right to
right to right to right. And it was like the most fun I
think I have ever had at Disneyland.
Yeah, I felt like a Make a Wish kid.
It was fucking awesome. Shout out to the volunteer
sheriff's deputy that was on duty, you know, frisking people.
I didn't know that you know Disneyland was the TSA, but you

(39:52):
took something from me. I was like, what?
Yeah, no, you did. You know who you are and you
know what you took. It was a security guard when we
were going. Security guard when we're going
to Disneyland. OK, I thought I was about to get
detained, but they they took something really special to me,
something really yummy. Something really yummy gummy.
We had some candies. We had some candies that we were

(40:13):
going to do because I wanted Jack Sparrow, the animatronic on
the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to actually look like
Johnny Depp. OK.
I wanted to have a crazy ride and don't worry, I tried to eat
and do as much as I possibly could before we got in.
And it's still. It's still.
Smacked. The funniest about that to me is
the woman that took them away. She was still kind of nice about

(40:35):
it, but the other guy that was working the same lane as us, he
was like damn, I'm sorry, that sucks.
I don't like. He would have been so chill if
we had had him other than ratherthan her.
They took everything out of the purse and then they had we had
our candies tucked away. I'm not even exaggerating in.
Like one of the gum bottles. Yeah, like just like in mixed in

(40:58):
with the other, it would just like, Oh my God, people are
drinking at Disneyland. Like what?
What is my yummy gummy going to?I'm just saying like literally
people can act way more of a fool.
Actually, I take that back. People can act a big fool on the
We could. Have always gone out and gone to
the car also. Yeah, I know, but it's such a
long walk. It really is.

(41:19):
And the trolley. Damn, no, but it was first world
problems. But going through Disneyland,
let me tell you, that was the Ohmy God, Oh my God, why don't you
guys sell it there? It's supposed to be the happiest
place on earth. You guys should have a
dispensary. Why doesn't Disney have bud
tenders? I'm like, I'm done.
I'm done being around the Bush about it.

(41:39):
Disney literally, for the love of God, sell some Eddie's little
adults that shit. Like I just got to have a bunch
of super happy, nostalgic peoplewalking around having the best
time. Truly the happiest place on
earth. Oh my God.
We rode the in credit coaster front row, hands up.
And I was like, Oh my God, I thought that I was on the front

(42:01):
of a fucking rocket ship like that shit was so fast.
So I had such a good time. I love Disneyland.
We have to go. We went to Disney World.
We have. To rise of the resistance, first
God. Yeah, on this, the Millennium
Falcon. That was the first one, which it
was also cool because we went with Emma, our lovely editor,
and her boyfriend Julio. And they hadn't gone yet.
Also, happy belated birthday, Julio.

(42:21):
They had never been, as we talked about in our episode with
Emma. And they're both vegan.
And so when we first got there, we kept eating some of the same
foods that they were that were vegan.
It was so good. It was.
So I will say, Emma, I love you for so many other reasons.
You have shown us so much good vegan food that if I were to
ever like go vegan, I feel like I would be OK because of you.

(42:44):
I don't discriminate when it comes to food.
OK, let me tell you. Like any sort of food.
Do you want to come talk? I got no allergies.
Like every time they come to thetable.
And they're like any allergies. Anything to be worried about.
Yeah. Fill in this gut.
You hear me? OK, Bring it over pronto.
I want it in front of me. I want appetizers.
I want an entree. I want dessert.
It is. I want your half of the plate.

(43:05):
We don't need a tickle box. Give it to me.
I'm going to eat it. No.
You've like been cutting down all weight.
You have not been eating the same way you used.
To whoa. First off, have the Ozempic
claims already started? They should be they.
Should be skinny also, which is it's OK to be fat.
Yes, it is. We've talked plenty about that
on this podcast. I don't think you need to Like,

(43:29):
we're very happy. Mario's been going to the gym
and eating better and it's very good.
I don't care. I love me no matter what.
I really fucking do. I just, I'm, I'm just, I, I, I
don't know, I'm, I'm trying to get more active and I feel so
good. Just, I just feel healthy.
I don't know, I. Look really good.
Thank you. I feel good.
I feel good. I appreciate you.
Whenever people ask me if I haveallergies when I'm at a
restaurant I always get like stuck on like whether or not I

(43:51):
should say Kiwi because I don't.I never say I have any
allergies. Are you allergic to Kiwi?
Well, like what? First off, you're allergic to
cats and there's one just on your lap.
Like I like you, say you're allergic to things and then like
you just throw yourself right tothe right to the itchiness.
Have you ever seen me eat a Kiwi?

(44:12):
Have you ever seen me eat a Kiwi?
Where? Where do you even get Kiwis?
The store. I'm just kidding.
I know what a Kiwi is. I'm a Kiwi.
I've eaten. Kiwi, well I am allergic to
Kiwis and I think that there's some other fruits that I'm
allergic to too. But like Kiwis in particular
will make like my throat swell OK but then I never see.
You act like there's a Kiwi around every corner.
Trying to murder you. If I have allergies at
restaurants, I say no because I'm like, I don't have a nut

(44:33):
allergy, I don't have dairy. Like I have brews, any of that,
I can have Kiwi flavored things.Wait, what?
Yeah, so you can have the flavors.
Yeah, it's just the fruit. Oh, that's so.
Well, yeah, No, that makes sense.
How do you know? Because the last couple of times
I've eaten Kiwi I get very itchymouth throat.
No, not that you're alert. Wait, not that you're allergic

(44:57):
to Kiwi. I'm saying like, how do you know
that like flavored Kiwi things don't have Kiwi in it?
Because I just drank 1 yesterday.
How did you know there's no Kiwiin it?
I don't. Know so you saw Kiwi on a can
I'm guessing. Strawberry Kiwi flavored.
Thing was it that Celsius? Yeah.
So you went to the gas station to get an energy drink and you

(45:17):
saw something that said Kiwi on it.
It tastes good this. Is exactly what I'm talking
about. I just said she's like allergic
to stuff and then she just like does it.
What's? Crazy is that I'm pretty sure
I'm allergic to penicillin, but I would take it.
Why would you do that? Don't do that.
No, don't do that. Because I'm not positive that
I'm allergic to it. I just the last time I took it I
broke out in full body rash. Who's your doctor?

(45:40):
I. Don't have medical insurance?
Dude we're so dead. Like I need to.
My side hurts. No no hold on my side pregnant.
My side hurts. I know.
That's the biggest thing I. Was like.
I do literally baby trash. What do we do if I had health
insurance? You would.
You'd steal my gravy. If I had health insurance, I

(46:03):
would. Did you know Pearl Jam?
You know the band Pearl Jam. Is that about?
Pearl. What color is Pearl?
No, I know. Is that like a Milky?
And then jam is like what? Like a.
Jelly like a cream pie? Pearl Jam?
That's insane. Isn't that wild?
I don't know if that's true, butI mean, there you go.
You asked. Me wait so like if you had.

(46:24):
Like a month ago. I haven't just baby trapped you
yet. I could.
I could tell when you, when you're.
I could. What the fuck?
Oh my God, We got to go up in that plane again.
The Mile High club that was. Yo, yeah, by the way, you guys
are looking at 5280 feet up in the air club members.

(46:45):
I'm bringing Jarvis next time. We don't drink and drive, we
smoke and fly kids. And you're bringing Jarvis next
time. Did you need Jarvis?
No, but like. What?
No, but imagine if I had Jarvis.Fair enough.
What are you going to use for you, though?

(47:07):
No, I don't. I don't.
No, I Hey, no, I don't know. She you don't know.
No, I do know. And keep your robots away from
me. Bryn has so many robots.
First off, she's got a Roomba. Downstairs, she's got a litter
robot. Your Roomba?
You bought the Litter Robot. Everything I buy is for you.

(47:27):
I never had any of this stuff before you got here and.
Neither did I. Well, I'm just saying like I
would have just kept sleeping onthe couch next to my TV.
That's true. You with my phone?
Like I don't. Yeah, I didn't have.
Yeah, that's your like I got youa Roomba.
Taking me up in a plane just to fuck me.
It's pretty awesome. It was really fucking cool.

(47:50):
I'm like what the fuck? First off, First off, First off,
go. Thank you.
Let me just talk to you really quick, OK?
If I am willing and open to talkabout my sex life and if that
makes you uncomfortable, go somewhere else.
Otherwise, let me say that I gotbent the fuck over in an

(48:16):
airplane. Thank you.
Bent her right the fuck over. Actually, Mario started to get
really anxious when we got up inthe air because he's really
scared of flying. And so the second that he said
we could take our seatbelts off,I threw myself onto the bed with
my skirt, pulls my panties down and it was just like.

(48:40):
Wait. Well, and then I'm still in the
seat. Like did he say that?
I'm like Brent, Brent, Brent, put your pants.
Brent, stop. She's did that, He said when the
light changed, did the light? Can we take it that we're still,
it looks like we're still on an incline and she's over there.
It looks so fun. It's so much fun.

(49:00):
I took the seat belt off and I think you cured my fear of
flying. Like honestly.
I literally I could the second you got scared I immediately
distracted you with my. Oh, so you did that?
Oh, you objectified yourself forme.
Obviously, that was also what wewere up there to do and then we

(49:21):
did. And let me tell you.
There's. The.
Windows. Like a clean windows and so we
were literally just looking out over the lights of Vegas,
fucking on some silk sheets withour oh, they had a Bluetooth
speaker in the airplane so that we could listen to our own music
and we. That was the coolest part, yeah.

(49:42):
Passion by Milky chance. Look it up.
Passion. I can't hear that song now
without thinking about. It was wild.
No, I have some imagery in my brain, I have some flashbacks, I
have some PT sex D that happens,you know?
What's the skyline? I had a great view, probably the
best view anyone's ever had ever.

(50:04):
I felt like a king. It was the greatest night of my
life. Honestly, it's crazy to me too.
Because we like, you know, we make a video.
That's what we do not like that.Whoa, there's no videos of us up
in the sky. Do in the next years.
There's no videos you can't findanywhere.

(50:24):
Don't ask anywheres anywheres anywhere kind of where in a hole
in the hell Pearl Jam in your Pearl Jam and your.
I'm so surprised we didn't just say fuck it and make a baby when
we were in the like joining. The thought about it thought

(50:45):
about. It because how cool would it?
Be yeah, I was like, honestly, because like if that was the one
time, you know, that I just, youknow what?
Do you have? You didn't even know what I was
talking about. You didn't even know what I was
saying. You're talking about Pearl Jam.
All the people that like came out, all the church ladies.

(51:07):
We don't even know about your Tracy.
We don't need to know about yourtrashy sky sex, you horse, you
skanks. Anyways, here's my gender reveal
party. Because, you know, I got because
I got. People have their gender
reveals. They have their babies.
Here's my ultrasound pics. Oh my gosh, How big is the baby
this time? Is it is it the size of a shot

(51:29):
glass? Do they do shot?
They probably don't do shot glass to represent a baby size.
We should do it whenever you're pregnant.
Size of a regular nug. Whenever everything.
I can't wait for you to be pregnant.
Honestly, it's going to be fun. All the little objects sober.
I can see horse it for a while. If they develop that technology,
I'm up for it. It's.

(51:49):
OK, I am forever going to hold you to you saying that when I
obviously get completely sober when I'm pregnant that you're
going to do the same. I'm going to be sober before
you're pregnant. I looked it up.
I saw it. I saw what I need to do.
Yeah. No, cuz I saw.
What I needed to? Do I saw what I need to do?
You need the best top of the line Pearl Jam.
It's when a man and a woman loveeach.

(52:10):
Other very much No, no, no, no, no, I'm serious.
Like apparently the dudes, that's when you're supposed to
go full like Batman in The Cave working out.
Can I tell you something? Yeah, I want to put eyeliner on
your waterline so bad. Right now on my what?
Like the This is your waterline,the little.
Part Oh, I thought you. No, I I thought you were talking
about like my equator or something.
I don't know what. You're no I want to tight line

(52:32):
your eyes. Really.
Tight line. Yeah, that's yeah.
What does that mean? When you put eyeliner like, you
know this part of your eye righthere.
OK, that looks like it's very painful.
Jesus. No, that didn't feel like
anything. I felt like.
This anyways, what do you want? What you want me to like?
I just want to put eyeliner on you really quick.
Does. It look cool.
That's what like rock stars do. Put it.
Go get it. OK, All right.

(52:53):
I mean, if you really want to, we can.
We don't have to. If you don't want to do it, we
don't have to do it. Britain.
Oh, my God. OK, we'll do it, I guess.
What? What color?
But by the black. Wait, is this?
Wait. Oh, the hotter she is, It

(53:14):
doesn't matter. You know what I mean.
Whatever she wants. OK.
Jesus. Oh my.
I'm going in your eye. It's safe.
You're just waving so much. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Ow, what is this?

(53:37):
What? Brin.
Oh my God, what the hell? How it tickles.
It does not just feel like that.Oh my God, how the.
Other eye. Does it look cool?
Why is it a? That's a marker.
It's eyeliner. Oh my God.
We were talking about the Egyptians on the coal island.
Or if men could do that then then you can do this.
Now I never said I didn't want to do it, I just thought it was

(53:58):
a marker. I hate this.
Stop moving. Do I look good?
Oh my God, she's like hold stilland she's got like a pen over my
eye. What is does it look like?
It looks cool. Do you want to look at yourself?
Your eyes are kind of red now. It's terrifying.

(54:19):
Cool. You should look at yourself.
I don't care how cool it looks, I'm not doing that every day.
That was the dumbest shit ever. Are you kidding me?
Get used to it. No.
Yourself. What?
What did you do to me? What is this?
Wait, what? Isn't it cool and fun if you rub
your eyes like this? Then it'll kind of smear around.

(54:40):
You'll look even more like a rock star.
Just close your eyes and rub them like you normally would
like. Get in there, deep in there.
Yeah, just rub, rub them around.It's.
Not going to turn my eyes black is it?
No, you look cool. Was it so fun?
So you want to impregnate me and?
Then once I come back from training in the mountains,

(55:00):
right, Yeah, that's when I literally put on even more eye
makeup. Oh my God, Batman wears eye
makeup? Yeah, he does.
I really have what it takes to be Batman.
I'm going to go train with the League of Shadows up in the
mountains. But y'all just saw first hand
Bryn just putting eyeliner on me.

(55:21):
Just struggling for your life I.Don't like shit in my eyes.
No, but you look cool. Can you imagine if you had to go
to the eye doctor yearly like you have to do to the dentist?
Not that we go to the dentist yearly and like you do, they had
to like the. Eye doctor yearly.
What? Yeah, you go.
Wait. You're supposed to.
Yeah. Oh watch how easy I can.

(55:42):
Do this. I don't want it.
I don't want to. Well, actually, it doesn't look
that bad. It would just tickles.
It tickles. I'd rather have you literally
punch me as hard as you can in the face than tickle me.
Yeah. Oh, wow.
You look really cool. See.
Look at your eyes are glossy andred and it looks like they
tickled hurt you a little bit. Not too bad, I'm like.

(56:04):
I'm very used to it though. Oh God.
Do you see me screaming? No, I wasn't just shoving
utensils into my eyeballs my entire life.
Sorry. The eye wash station is scary to
me. That is, I learned how to do
this when I was like 7. So yeah, there is that aspect.
To it was like a couple years ago I got really good at
swallowing pills finally. That sounded terrible.

(56:26):
It was just for medicine, Tylenol and stuff.
You look cool as fuck though. What?
You look cool. Does it actually?
Star Yeah. Oh my God, We got way off track,
but we went to Disneyland. We did all of the rides, yes.
And I wanted to ask you what your top three rides are or
maybe top five, just like what are your favorite rides when you

(56:47):
go to Disneyland? Because this is like, I think my
third time going to Disneyland. I used to go to Disney World and
Universal Studios for like Hollywood Horror Nights and
stuff when I was in Florida every year.
It was like my favorite thing todo.
And I really want to go back so badly.
There's so much new stuff. I haven't been in like I want to
say like 7 years. I haven't been back to Disney
World or six years. Or yeah, I haven't been there

(57:08):
since I was a child. I would love to have you.
Show me, but like what you just there's so much more attractions
down there that I want to go tryout and see.
And I wanted to know what your favorite rides are.
Maybe top three at Disneyland. So I will say I have a long
history with Disneyland because I lived in Anaheim and I had a
season's pass, so I went like atleast once a month when I lived

(57:32):
there. Guardians of the Galaxy right
off the RIP. Tower of Terror, God, that's.
So fun. Like, no, but it just hurts me.
Oh my God. But I love drop rice.
I think I told you this when we were there with Emma.
I have never waited in the actual line for that ride.
Well, you always use the fast pass.
For it, yeah. Because it's like, Because it's

(57:53):
always. So that's like your favorite.
Yeah, because it's always, if I can, if there's a fast pass
available for it, then I'll go on it.
Yeah, but I refuse to wait and like it's always over 80
minutes. I feel like that one gets the
adrenaline go in. It's I, I think you reach peak
adrenaline like when it comes toDisneyland when you're on the
like. Yeah, just something about when.

(58:13):
You're primal, like, yeah. When you're getting launched 3
stories up in the air and then falling in that free fall
feeling where your gut, you know, just goes up into your
throat and then down into your ass and then up into your throat
and then down into your ass and you're just getting like, lifted
out of your seat. Yeah.
Oh, that feeling. Ah, it's so much fun but I hate
it. Close runner up.
Possibly a tie The Incredi Coaster.

(58:35):
It's so much fun. That's a good I.
Love the incredi. Coaster, I think they spent
there were so many. I had a theory.
There were so many people at Disneyland.
We went on like a Sunday. I think they speed up the rides.
They have to because like they just want to get people through
as many times they can't make the lines move faster because
the Incredi coaster for whateverreason.
We were sitting in the front. Yeah.
Do you think that really makes that much of a difference?

(58:57):
I don't. Know.
I think it felt so fast. They put some extra gas in that
puppy that day. I don't know what it was.
Well, maybe the things that we ate, possibly.
This is really difficult for me.The.
Third one's a hard one, yeah. Yeah, and I love all of the
Disney rides, like so deeply. I have like a special I'm in
place in my brain for each and every one of.

(59:19):
Them, but like you're gotta hit so you like you gotta hit in
credit coaster. Yep, you got it, which I agree
on both of those. I'm just like I'm with you right
there. Your your top three is my top
three. I love doing Rise of the
Resistance with you because you get so excited about it.
I count the Smugglers one, the Millennium Falcon 1 now, and
Rise of Resistance. That's just like one big you
just gotta go do those two. But that's not my third, and

(59:40):
neither is Space Mountain, even though I love Space Mountain
because it's. I have to close my eyes every
time Space Mountain starts and you go up through that, like,
tunnel thing and there's all lights around you.
Yeah. Because it makes me so dizzy and
so sick, sick to my stomach thatlike, Yeah, it like literally
starts igniting like a panic attack inside me.
Yeah, I have to. The last two times that we went,
I just closed my eyes because I'm like, I can't.

(01:00:02):
Like I literally can't do. It we were at that Museum of
Illusions down in the Las Vegas Strip and there's like a,
there's a part of this, this place like it's like a, you
know, the carnival where you're walking through the fun house
with the mirrors and the spinny shit and the floors moving and
all that stuff. There's a part maybe you've
experienced, maybe you haven't, but it's basically like you're
going down a walkway that you'd see at an airport where you're

(01:00:23):
just like moving slowly, just straight ahead, but then you're
going up on an incline and it's spinning around you.
So it's like spinning around andit gives you this feeling of
like you're going to throw up and you're twisting and you're
off center even though you're just sitting in one spot.
It's really weird. I don't like it.
I know exactly what. You're talking about it just it
makes me so sick to my stomach. I love Tiana's Bayou except the

(01:00:46):
last time we went when we were with Lily from Modern Family.
Wait, we can't just. Oh my God, I forgot all about
that. Aubrey.
Yeah. From She's really from modern.
Family. Yeah, was in line with us with
her friend, and it was so fun. And it was so funny too, because
she had people coming up to takepictures with her and then we
had people coming up to take pictures with us.

(01:01:06):
Yeah, and we never acknowledged it between us, but we were
talking with her the entire timewe were in.
Line and she was in the log. With us and we, yeah, we rode
the. Log I gave her friend my poncho.
Oh yeah, I love that ride. But that time that we went on
it. I know.
And then it was like the worst. We got drenched.
Wrenched, like, more than I've ever been on that ride.
Like I we had to go buy me pantsafterwards.

(01:01:26):
Yeah, because I was. Wearing well my shoes were
completely soaked. It was like full and like I.
Was wearing like cream cargo pants.
Yeah, and they got soaked. In the back and I was like.
Mario had to literally like, yeah, Mario was walking behind
me. We had to put a sweatshirt
around me until I could go find pants somewhere.
Yeah. Because you could see.
Yeah. Everything.
Yeah, All of it, Yeah. Yeah, which any other place, any

(01:01:50):
other time, not a problem at all, right.
But we're like, I didn't live. But I'm trying to think of my
third ride though I really am. Like I'm trying so hard.
I love, honestly, Winnie the Pooh I've ridden so many times
just because it's always like a quick line and I really like it
for that reason. Yeah, I have one.
I cannot believe you just glanced over.
That's like really cool. Only been on it twice.

(01:02:13):
Matterhorn. Well, the Matterhorn at Disney
World is completely different and way better Matterhorn, you
know that's. Space Mountain.
Not Space Mountain. Splash Mountain.
Well, it. Has to do with radiator springs.
Fuck that is it. The cars ride.
The Radiator Springs race, whatever.
Yeah, it's so much. Fun.
That is my favorite. It's just.
Cool. It's just like, it's really,
really cool experience, just. And I love Cars Land, like more

(01:02:36):
than anything. At night, going to cars land at
night, the. Neon signs.
It's my favorite thing. And little.
That's crazy. I just realized all three of my
favorite rides that I named are all in California Adventure
rather than Disneyland. Yeah.
And I think a big part of that. Yeah, no, you're right.
Yeah, all three of them. Yeah.
I think a big part of that is because when I had my seasons

(01:02:56):
pass and I would go like literally constantly, I would go
there. I wouldn't do both parks.
I would just do California. Well, yeah, the only thing I
would do is the Star Wars one, like my top three would be in
Credit Coaster, and I would still pick Guardians of the
Galaxy because I just like the adrenaline.
I just like the rush of it. I just.
Like getting my money is fucking.
Yeah, and I love Guardians of the Galaxy.

(01:03:17):
I mean, we talked about James Gunn a little bit this episode,
but like, yeah, no, I'm a huge fan and but I would do this.
Just the Star Wars, Rise of Resistance and the Millennium
Falcon. Shout out to the wonderful
worker that literally brought usto the back, recognized us while
we were in line, and brought us and our lovely editor Emma and
Julio. The Chewbacca.
Mode to the Chewbacca mode. Did you guys know that they have

(01:03:39):
a Chewbacca mode? Like they literally, they
recognized us. They brought us to the back.
Yeah, we're there. And like, it was, I think the
bit was that Chewbacca just as the the whole time, you know,
instead of like, instead of like, actually like turn left
and right or whatever you're supposed to do because you're
driving in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon might have
left that out. But like, all four of us were in

(01:04:00):
the cockpit. And like, I almost enjoy going
to Disneyland as an adult more than I ever did because I never
did as a kid. I like, I I can't imagine going
as a kid, but boy, oh boy, it's just as good, if not better.
Like I get the whole yeah. And like I'm not like a full
blown Disney adult, but like I will go if I have the

(01:04:22):
opportunity and I fucking love it.
I mean, it's not my whole personality, but like it is, I
get the hype. It's fucking awesome.
It's. Great.
But that was that's leading directly into my second point of
why I would always go to California Adventure, because
that's where you can get drinks.Yeah, you can't get them in
Disneyland. California Adventure actually
has drinks. And you haven't drank around the
world. No, and I would fucking love to,

(01:04:45):
but I know all the spots in California Adventure to get them
and there is a restaurant, I think it's called like the gas
lamp or something like or. No, it's like a genie lamp in
California Adventure. It's like the Lantern.
It's something like that. It's like Genie themed somehow,
some way. But I would always go there and
they had these lobster nachos. I would get those and a couple

(01:05:06):
shots and you're sitting right across from the Ink Credit
Coaster. I would just go there and get a
little tipsy and then go ride the Ink Credit Coaster, go shop
around Downtown Disney and go home.
Yeah, because it was free for meto get in.
And obviously the. Oh my God, yeah.
It was honestly such a fun time in my life and I could always go
for like Halloween and Christmasand when they have it decorated
for all of those and like, I loved it, I really did.

(01:05:29):
I can get how people get really into Disney if they have a
season pass, they live closely level, yeah, the rides and
everything. And like some people go to like
bars and clubs and they, you know, they or they go apple
picking, they do whatever the hell they want to do.
That's what that's what that's what you're right is.
And I could totally see people that are local or close to the
area with season passes. Yeah.
Just going there to ride a ride,like, I never even thought about

(01:05:50):
it like that. And that would be so much fun.
Oh my God, I would hang out there all the time.
Yeah, there was a couple. Of times I would literally go
alone just because I was like, OK, there's a like I have my
pass for the day. I don't have anything going else
like just. Walk in and go do a ride really,
and just leave. Yeah, like, I work from home, my
friends are both at work, I'm bored.
Well, for the average Joe, I like, I've never lived in
California. Yeah, yeah, I'm just for the

(01:06:12):
average Joe though. It's like going to for the
average Joe, like every time I get onto a plane, it's an event.
It's never just felt like getting into a car for me.
Like I know for some people, like getting on planes and
travelling and stuff, it just feels like you're getting on a
bus or something. Like for me, every single time I
go to the airport, it's like an event.
It's like, I don't know, it's just like, Oh my God.

(01:06:32):
Like it's it's. You need to stop thinking about
it like that. Maybe that would help you think.
About it? Like what?
Like that, it's an event. Stop thinking about it like it's
an event. Yeah, like it's just away from
here to there. It's getting in a car.
Well, no, I completely understand that.
It's just it's hard for me to wrap around, you know, just like
that. It's.
A big ask. A gigantic piece of metal up in
the sky. I was in the Air Force for 10
years. Thought it would cure my fear of

(01:06:54):
flying. Nope.
Worse than ever, honestly. I feel like you just need to fly
more. That's what I thought.
I, I, I keep flying and I'll I'll continue to fly And if they
got to strap me to the seat or wheel me off or I throw up a few
times as long as it doesn't crash.
When This episode's posting on Wednesday, We're going on a
flight tomorrow. I'm.
Like, oh, you. I mean on Wednesday when this

(01:07:17):
posts, it'll be the next day that we don't.
Oh my God, you scared me. I was like, wait, what's?
A big deal. Are we going up in the sky?
Yeah. On a flight.
Yeah, where? What what flight did you book
tomorrow? The special.
Flight. We cannot have sex on it.
What if every time we get on a plane from now on, we just
immediately just start like, howare you doing?
You'll put your luggage up thereand we just start taking off our

(01:07:39):
clothes like anyways. Just like the seat belt time
comes off and I'm just back on my hands and knees.
It's like we think that's what we're supposed to do every time
we get on a plane now. Yeah.
Come on, guys. Seat belt signs off.
Let's. Let's do this.
Yeah. Oh my God.
In the meantime though, I think that's this has been a lot of
fun. Oh my God, it's so good.

(01:08:00):
I don't know why we're acting like we've been gone.
We haven't filmed a podcast in like 3 weeks because we've had
them so backlogged. And so this was kind of us
dipping our toes back in I thinkin a lot of ways.
And like, we're just really excited and kind of had that
like first show jitters again. I love it I.
Love it so much now that we've been here for a couple hours
filming like we're, I know we'regoing to do it again.

(01:08:20):
We're going to bash some more episodes.
We're so excited. We have a.
Lot more to talk about, we have some.
Voicemails to get to. I know you guys have left so
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Make sure you're paying attention.
We got a lot of prompts, a lot of fun topics and things.

(01:08:42):
We're always looking through thecomments.
Please let us know what you're liking, what you're not liking,
what you'd like us to talk aboutmore.
We're very approachable, we're very coachable and we're having
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hopefully we can be a little more interactive with you guys
when it comes to the polls and voicemails and all that stuff.
But in the meantime, we do appreciate all of you that have
called in and have talked to us.I can't wait to listen to him.

(01:09:03):
I think tomorrow is when we're filming, so.
I just. Two more things. 2 Two more
things I got two last things. First off, I don't know if I
ever really showed off the shirtofficially and if I did earlier
just just cut that and show it now cuz I do.
You need to match me cuz the orange and the orange, it's sick
as fuck. I know.
I like it's just a little eyeliner.

(01:09:23):
I love how you just like, take my clothes, take my hats.
I don't know why I. Don't know why you don't either.
I like I. Always I never do.
You have such cool clothes. I want to show and I can take it
this. One but.
I think you did. But I am.
What remains. Yes.
Yeah. We love you.
We're gonna go play around a Fortnite.

(01:09:43):
Oh my God, Oak. Oh, I just wanted to reiterate
and really, truly, truly from the bottom of my heart, we
wanted to look you guys right, right into your souls and tell
you everyone that's been with usfor these first 25 episodes,
It's, it's because of you guys. Like we're, we're still doing
this. And like, literally like, thank
you guys so much for like tuningin.

(01:10:04):
The hardest part is just gettingstarted.
And you guys have been with us since the beginning and there's
so many of you and we see how many people are watching and
tuning in and listening and like, we're just mind blown.
We're just blown away. We love you guys so much.
We just hope this community continues to grow.
And we we can't thank you enough.
Seriously. Like we are having the time of
our lives making this podcast. Love the tiara.

(01:10:26):
But yeah, no, we love you guys so much and Jesus, thank you.
Thank you, Emma, always Big thank you to Emma.
We love you Emma. Our.
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