#6: Truth or Truth

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Episode Transcript

(00:01):
I cannot believe you're wearing that shirt.
Listen. Brynn pulled this shirt off of a
body. It's a cute.
It's disgusting. You haven't watched it.
She got this shirt at a thrift store right outside.
It was hanging outside. Not even.
Yeah, it was First Friday Art Walk in Arts District.
In the Arts District, First Friday, we're out there, we're

(00:23):
walking around, we're buying random stuff.
I got this shirt. Look at that.
Look at that. Both of us very cool shirts.
$675.45 I bought this shirt for True story.
Yeah. How much it was hand painted?
Wait, how much? No, it's not. $648.76.
No, I know it wasn't that much. Yeah, it was.
It was not that much, yes. It was no.

(00:44):
Yeah, it was like 100. No.
It was not 600. 600 This is handpainted.
No. Yeah.
Show me the receipt. I don't have the receipt.
Show me your It was an artist that was making.
Sure, your credit card statement.
If you actually think I would buy a shirt for $60.00, are you
kidding me right now? Is this real life?

(01:05):
I was very concerned. This shirt is gross.
This shirt, listen, this shirt, she didn't even wash it.
I go, you didn't even wash that shirt.
You just pulled it off the rack and started wearing it.
And she says, and I quote, I'll just shower well.
Yeah, I forgot. First of all, I put it on my
body because I was like, oh, newshirt, want to wear it.

(01:25):
And normally I get new shirts from the store, which I guess
you should technically also washbut.
Like you don't wash those shirts?
Do. You no.
I watch you RIP tags off of things and put them on your
body. There's things in my closet
right now that still have tags. Does this still have the sticker
on it? Actually look for it?
Does it have the sticker? Have a sticker because it was by

(01:45):
an artist. Yeah.
I don't think. No, this was 60 dollars, $60.00,
which was a steal. Look at this shirt.
Oh my God, it's really, really cool.
But you, you do it backwards. You're wearing a dirty shirt and
you said I'll clean myself afterwards.
That's actually insane. Because I already had the shirt
on when I like realized that I am dirty.

(02:10):
What? Like I put the shirt on and then
I was like dirty. And so then like it's I'm
already dirty. OK, we got to get started before
we roll the intro. We went to the Kung Fu Panda
Express today and I was like Oh my God, let's save our fortune
cookies for when we record the podcast.
So right here live. Oh shit, mine says.

(02:32):
Expect a delightful message soon.
Oh, you will be released from the burden of your past.
Oh God. Oh, well, that's that's not
ominous at all. You will be released from the
burden of your past. What?

(02:54):
Who? Said which 10 shit.
OK. All right, roll the intro.

(03:15):
Welcome back to the Pretty FunnyPodcast.
I'm Bryn. And I'm Mario, thanks for having
us. I'm really excited for today's
episode. We we did this the first time
when we were about to start filming the podcast for the very
first episode, but we went on Instagram stories and asked
people to ask us wild questions so that we can answer them.
Anything goes. Anything goes and today we have

(03:36):
a little game planned. Yeah.
We're going to go question for question.
You know, when you spin the globe and you put your finger on
it and that's where you go. We have screen recordings of
every question you guys have asked us and they are, oh, I,
I've cringed a lot. I was like, ask us anything and

(03:57):
you guys delivered. So we're.
Yeah, so we're literally just going to like scroll through and
then the other person's going tosay stop.
We're going to stop on that one.Whatever one it is, we got to
answer it. Yeah, and we're just going to do
that. So OK, let me pull mine up.
I just opened mine. You know what the first question
says? What, Mario?
How many Pickles can you fit up your ass?

(04:20):
Are we talking those little miniones?
What are those called? The like snackums?
No, what are they called? What are the little mini Pickles
called? I can put a handful of those
puppies up there. I didn't even get to do the
scroll and put my finger on it. I just saw it and I was like I
got to answer it. Gherkin.
Gherkins. I can fit.
I could fit at least 4 gherkins for sure.
You can fit more than four, probably with my help.

(04:41):
I've never tried it. What?
Want to play Chubby Bunny but with Gherkins in our butt?
You want to play Chubby Bunny but with Gurkins on her butt.
I do not. No, no, I think Gurkins, I can
get about four, maybe 5, you know, You know what I'm saying?
I heard you can, like, put alcohol down there.

(05:03):
Called goofing. Yeah, you boof it and then it
like. Have you ever done that?
Did you just fart again? I haven't been able to trust a
fart all day. I am.
Too. It's because we OK so, well,
last night at like 11:00, we both had a gigantic spicy ranch
sandwich and for some reason that's destroyed our day.
And Panda Express with Kung Fauchi?

(05:24):
Yeah. I also took the lemmy #2, which
is like fiber and it helps move things along and it's just
making me gassy. I've wiped so much today.
My ass is raw. It's just it's, I don't know, to
answer your question. Giant gas station pickle.
I don't know. No, No.

(05:46):
What? No, no, no, no.
I'm not like doing like, how much can I physically do?
I'm sure I could fit a lot. I'm just saying like, well, no,
I'm just saying like the gas station Pickles, you know, those
giant ones. I think we have one in our
fridge right now. Yeah.
It was expired. I always throw everything away.
You never throw anything away. I just open the fridge and it

(06:06):
smells and I'm like, what did she buy?
What hasn't she ate? And I just throw it away.
Yeah, but you also like throw away stuff or you're scared to
eat stuff when it's three monthsaway from its expiration date
and it feels very wasteful to me.
Three months away from what? It's expiration date.
I've never thrown away anything that's three months away from.
Extra no, no, no, no, I'm saying, but you'll check it and

(06:26):
you'll be like, when does this expire?
And it'll be like August 2025 and you're like.
No, I don't. Yes, you do what?
Are you talking about? Yeah, you do.
When have I ever done that? You always ask.
You'll ask me. August of 2025.
I would never throw that away. When things are a month away,
you'll be like, is this good? It says August and I'm like,
yeah, it's April. I think that's just my brain

(06:48):
reading it out loud, you know? I'm not actually going to throw
it away. OK.
What are you talking about? Oh my God.
You ate a piece of moldy, have to fart again.
Did the mic pick that up? You guys know how loud that was?
Listen to me, if I move over here, I move over here.

(07:10):
Can barely hear me. Like we can't do this.
I can't keep. This you just that was into the
seat and I think we picked it upI.
Can't keep. These in Oh my God, Bryn, I
turned the air off 2 in here. Oh, I'm crashing out.
It was too cold in here, so I turned off the air.
There's no air flow. It's stagnant.

(07:31):
She's coughing. She's shitting her pants.
Oh my God, it's like Florida in here.
Change you. Need to go do a little, are you
crying? Yeah, I think I need to change.
Really, just sit on it. Just.
No, no, no, my shirt. Oh, your.
Shirt I'm having like itchy throat.

(07:52):
Bryn's allergic to everything and anything, and she's wearing
a shirt she got at a thrift store.
She hasn't worn it, has hair on it.
Look at this. Look at this.
Well, that's probably from our cats.
I'm going to go change. Oh my God, how many Pickles can
you fit up your ass before you go?

(08:12):
How many Pickles? 2.
We're not even one question and it's already madness.
Bryn's back. She went from wearing the dead
body Harley-Davidson shirt to this lovely kind of Rocky Balboa
themed. Very vintage.
What is that? Is that like Gucci?

(08:33):
Is that Prada? What?
What are you wearing? I'm not.
Sure it's from. The Reppin store.
In Downtown Disney. Oh wow, you're really on fire
today with the outfits. Oh, when did, when did Cosmo get
here, ladies and gentlemen? And for our listeners.
Oh, and he's gone. Just like that, Just like the
iconic snow leopard, he makes anappearance and he's gone.

(08:53):
This has been the most unhinged episode we've had yet.
I don't know if we can even croparound my farts.
We're not going to be able to crop around the farts.
Those are the that that's kind of I was cropping.
You had to go, Dustin. Oh my God.
Barely. Very giggly today.
I know this is going to be fun. I know you got to do a question.
OK, So you're going to scroll. OK.

(09:15):
Ready. Yeah.
And I'll tell you when to stop. Go stop.
What's it say? What's the question?
When are you guys having a baby?Oh, should we tell him?
Yeah. Guys, so I'm almost 30, right?
Yeah. And if we have a kid, I'll be

(09:35):
48. Oh, when they're 18?
When? They're 18.
I'll be 40. I was like, how long do you
think people are pregnant? That's a.
Solid dad age can we bring back just like solid dad ages, you
know what I mean? I don't mind being a little bit
of an older dad. I don't mind like everyone's
like have your kids as soon as possible.
You want to enjoy it, you want to be young, you want to do

(09:56):
this, you want to like have themearly on so you can actually
like get through it and then enjoy your golden years.
Like this is my golden years right now.
I'm having my golden years. My entire 20s have been my
golden years. We're having our golden years
between us right now. Our 30s are going to be great
too. I've heard that that's what it
is. Fantastic.
I don't care if I have a kid when I'm fucking 40.
I don't give a shit. I don't care if I'm 60 in the

(10:17):
bleachers, I'm I don't care. If I'm the old man, I don't.
I don't care. A little bit.
I don't care. I care.
It's kind of, I wouldn't mind being kind of older, bad ass
like grizzly Dad. I feel like older parents are
always, like, way more chill with their kids, yeah.
Like, they're kind of the cool parents typically.
I think so. If you were 48 when our kids 18,
I would be. This would be if we had a baby.

(10:39):
You'd be like 4545. Yeah, you'd be 45.
Which is fine, I think. My mom.
Let's just freeze some shit. My mom was 28 when she had me.
That's two years from now for me.
Wait, am I 27 or 26? Are you being serious?
I forget sometimes. Honestly, after 21 it's just
like it doesn't. Literally forget I have to like
do the math on. Where I was born sometimes, like

(11:01):
obviously every birthday prior to double digits, that's
exciting. That's exciting.
That's like prime birthday years. 10, that's a big one.
I'm in the double digits now, right?
And then 1615, that's big. We're driving, we're doing
things. 18 we're smoking, we're voting.
What? Even 13 sorry to.
Cut you off? What's 13?
You're a teenager. Oh yeah, teenager.

(11:23):
OK, so 10 double digits. 13 movies.
Yes, that's a big one. Sorry, I did not mean to skip
over that at all. And then?
10131516. 18. 1820. One, like all these milestones,
you could vote, you could watch rated R movies, you can drink,
you could smoke, you could eat, you could do whatever you want,
right? Yeah.
After 21, it's just all downhill.

(11:45):
It's only the 10s. It's only the decades.
Yeah, like I'm turning 30 this year.
That's a big one. But then I feel like once you're
in your 20s and your 30s, that'swhen you well, or you don't have
to, obviously, but like that is when people have children and so
then they get to celebrate that with their kids.
I wouldn't mind having kids accidentally in my 30s if it
just surprised me in my 30s, youknow what I mean?
Give me a couple months. What do you mean?

(12:06):
You got like, you got like. Four.
No, no, no, no, no. You what?
Wait, what? You're going.
To be in your 30s in July. But like into my 30s, I just
said in. I just said into my 30s.
I just said into my 30s. Not like turning 30, right?
I want to get into my dirty flirty 30s.
I found a great you. Want to be flirty?

(12:26):
With you? With who?
With you. OK.
I found a white hair the other day.
I gave it to you. Like, look at this.
I know. Oh, I cannot wait to age a
little bit. That's why I don't mean I don't
mind being like the cool older dad.
You know what I mean? That's like stern, but little
grizzled little Gray. You know what I'm saying?
Been through some shit. I want my skin to look like,
like a leather baseball glove. You know what I'm you're seeing

(12:49):
old man's hands. Fuck, I love that shit.
I really do. Just as old, weathered, can
barely move fucking hands. I want those hands, those big.
Just what? Like by the time you're a
certain age as a dude, you just have calluses, You just have
nubs. And I want that shit so fucking
bad. It's like you sanded your hands.
Down. But what was the original
question? I think we would.

(13:10):
Have When are we going to have? Kids.
When are we going to have kids? I would say best case scenario
for me, 3033. Plus you'll be 30 if you do.
Like I said, like 3. Years around 33.
Yeah, around 3:00. Years 'cause we also, we want
to, we want to get engaged, we want to have an engagement, we
want to have a wedding, we want to have a honeymoon.
And that's like both of those things take multiple years in my

(13:32):
eyes. Yeah.
So then we're already looking atleast two years out.
OK, three your. Turn does that end that
question? Yep, great question.
Great. We have great questions, right.
We knew this was going to be good.
We knew this was going to be good.
Yeah, because we get a lot of questions in our comment
sections. They're fun.
We get a lot and I was like the podcast, we'll be able to answer

(13:52):
a lot of these. Yeah, and we can totally do this
another time too. Yeah, for sure, for sure 3. 456.
Little spoiler alert, we are going to be setting up a
voicemail box. I don't care.
I'm just going to put it out there.
We are going to be doing that. So we're going to be doing it
this way for a little bit and then there's going to be a call
box that you guys can call and you it's going to.
Hopefully by the next episode we'll have the phone number for
you guys to call. To yeah, you guys can call in,
you guys can hear yourselves, you can ask whatever you want.

(14:13):
It's going to be like this is Yeah.
Anyways, OK, whatever. Here we go.
Oh yeah. Ready.
Yeah, your phone's locked. Oh it's not even OK Here we go.
Stop. If y'all get film parody porno
together, what film would you pick to do any deleted scenes?
Oh if y'all could pick a parody porno.

(14:36):
Oh, so like the genre? No, I think they mean a movie
that we would make a parody of that is a porno.
Yeah. No, really.
Damn. I have mine.
Like there's Star Wars parodies.There's like Lord of the Rings
parodies. Like what?
When will we pick all that? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Just do yours then. Just do yours.
I need lunch. No, that's it.

(14:57):
That's my answer. That's my answer too.
That's my answer too. We don't have to go into the
Martha May thing again, but Martha May and the Grinch.
Oh. And there could be a little like
spin off where like the mayor tries to get with Martha May.
That's the deleted scenes. Yeah.
Wait. Oh my God.
Martha Mayhor. Oh my.
On the top of Mount Humpet. Yes.

(15:19):
Instead of Crump. Instead of Crumpet.
Is the dog getting involved? Like a human dressed as a dog or
an actual dog because you're allergic to dogs.
Why am I? That's the.
Problem better. Yeah, what the fuck?
I will say I. Mean no to the dogs, no to the
dogs. I agree.

(15:39):
I think a full. Scale production of the Grinch
though a Christmas special. Yeah, wait, though, really
quick. The opening scene where it's
like the the two moms or whatever that raise the Grinch,
they're having that key party. And the tea.
Party. The whole conspiracy theory that
that's already like a sex party,Yeah, this would be an easy one
to. Do honestly so fun.
Anybody anybody interested in auditioning?

(16:02):
We'll just what? What to be like our third?
No, we need other parts for the movie.
You're still Martha. You're still Martha.
I'm still Grinch. Oh, but there probably would be
a scene with you and the mayor at some point.
I'll do, I'll do. I'll play both parts.
I'll play the. I'll play the.
The mayor and parents. What if we did the Grinch movie

(16:24):
like that? Right, We do the whole movie and
we play every part. Yeah.
Yeah, you know what? We can wait to dress up as them
and then we will just have our own little version of that.
OK, so final answer, we're doingthe Grinch first.
Sure. That was such a good poll.
Oh, I what the fuck is this for our listeners?

(16:45):
We just did the limpest, stupidest freaking handshake of
no, I don't want to high 5 you, which I do.
That's pretty good. Thank you.
My turn. For our listeners, she's
scrolling through the questions and she's stopping.
Greatest highlight and low pointof your relationship so far and
any advice you'd like to give toyounger couples?
This last month has been the lowpoint of our relationship.

(17:07):
Yeah. I could say that confidently,
yeah. Yeah, it's been rough.
It has. We damn, I didn't mean to just
blurt that out, but it's true. It's true.
Yeah, we were talking about it. Earlier, it's just, there's been
so many, like I recently just got out of the military few
months ago and that's been a transition in itself.
And I can't tell you how much I appreciate you being there for

(17:30):
me. And this has just been like the
biggest culture shock ever. It's like literally been the
most surreal moment of my life. I guarantee I look back like I,
it's indescribable getting out of the military.
It's crazy. And then on top of that, like
we're obviously launching this podcast.
We're off on our own now. We got a lot of other things
going on and it's just been a lot more stressful.

(17:50):
It's all kind of riding on us, you know what I mean?
And, and on top of all of that, I feel like we've had a lot more
talks about social media and itsimpacts on our relationship like
the past literally month, you know what I mean?
Like trying to stay in the moment, touch grass, like not
pulling our phones out for everything.
Because we, we literally, I mean, that's what we do for a

(18:12):
living is we record our lives and we share ourselves and we
create things and we very much like to post things and, you
know, entertain people and all of that.
I feel like we both utilize social media in a very different
way and now that we're together literally all the time, we're
really starting to understand that and see our differences and
how we use it, and we just kind of butt heads sometimes because

(18:36):
of it. Yeah, because it's like
sometimes it makes our house feel like a production.
As we're literally in our studio, in our house.
For those of you who don't know,I built this by hand.
We built this. You helped, you helped, you
helped, but we put this all together.
This is in our house. And I was like, sometimes it

(18:56):
feels like our house is a production studio.
It's. Just been a learning curve, like
a really big one, and it's obviously something that's kind
of hard to really figure out because not a lot of people
really experience this in a relationship.
I mean, like there's, I'm tryingto think of like jobs where
people obviously like there's families, you know, family

(19:17):
businesses and there's like, youknow, couples that go into
business together, you know whatI mean?
And I feel like we didn't reallyplan on doing that.
Like you made videos, I made videos, you were doing your
thing, I was doing my thing and obviously we met and we started
making videos together, right? And then it's just, I feel like
there's some overlap and frustration sometimes because

(19:39):
I'm all over the place. I pull my phone out all the
fucking time to just record everything and anything.
Yeah, because that's just who I am.
That's what I've always done. That's what I like doing.
Yeah, you're very passionate. Very, very passionate.
I like creating things like doing that, and it's not really
set, you know what I mean? I'm not scheduled.
Yeah. Whereas like, your content's a
lot more like sit down, do your makeup and you, like, you go

(19:59):
into your room and you close your door and like, obviously we
do like, trends and stuff together.
Yeah. And we like make videos together
a lot. Well, and it's like I typically
film my makeup and stuff when I'm already going to be doing
something and I'm already getting ready anyway.
So I just set my phone up and I either talk through it or I use
an audio or I'll make a little transition or whatever it is.
But it is very structured and there is a very specific time.

(20:21):
And it's it's a lot more rare that I do a one off video with
you where I'm like, oh, I want to film this.
Let me pull my phone out. Whereas your entire content is
kind of off the hip. Just let me film whatever.
Because I like the vlog style, like, like the best way I can
put it is like she does like before and after.
Like we're going out. Yeah, right.

(20:43):
And then I'm capturing the wholenight.
That's the main thing with my page is like, I love showing
like our mundane, boring copy paste lives we all live.
Like can be exciting, whether you're like cooking dinner or
playing video games or whatever.Like, yeah, I like to showcase
that. And I did that.
I was single for a long time. And now that we're together, I
feel like I kind of just threw you into it, you know what I

(21:03):
mean? Well, and I've like done a
couple of vlogs and like I used to do my day in my life as a
stay at home girlfriend and like, yeah, yeah, those are
good. Thank you.
I I do enjoy that kind of content, I think.
But it's one of those things where it's like, I also enjoy it
the way I do it and the way thatI like when I'm in charge of it.
Yeah. And it feels more secure because
I do struggle a lot with social anxiety.
So when it does come to filming in public, of course, like I do

(21:25):
prefer when it's kind of on my own terms.
Yeah, but you'll notice also like I'll still film when we go
out sometimes, but it's more like I'll film one thing in the
moment and post it rather than like the entire night or the
entire duration or like whateverit.
The camera eats first, folks. Camera eats first.
You're out at dinner. The camera eats first.
But what I was trying to say also, though, is like you

(21:47):
related it to people who go intobusiness together and stuff.
I'm thinking more in the sense also of not only are we in
business together and we're working together in a very
professional manner and a romantic manner, we also have a
huge following between the two of us.
And so that adds an entirely different layer.
And yeah, there's plenty of Internet couples out there
online, but it's still more rarethan just any regular

(22:09):
relationship that you would run into.
Oh, yeah. And a people, I think that's the
thing because I feel like a lot of other couples that make
videos together online, they like set out to do that.
Yeah. And they're like, or like they
were just making videos togetherand it just kind of blew up.
And they're like joint accounts,which is so cool.
And that's, and we've talked about like maybe having a joint
account and doing all that. Yeah.
But like they were already together?
Yes, before they started. But like, I was just making

(22:32):
videos for years and you were making videos for years.
And then we like cross paths. And I've always made videos
about just like what I'm going through on the day-to-day.
Yeah. And I made videos like late at
night laying in my bed, I had giggling, like just watching
things and reacting to things. And like, it was very sporadic
and all over the place. Like I've always described my
page as like a crackhead Snapchat story.
You know what I'm saying? Like it's just like, it's just

(22:53):
whatever I want to do that day. I'm just doing it.
And I, I don't have any drafts. I don't have any plans.
I just like, I just love living life and just capturing it.
Yeah, and the way you film content, like, it's easy to
weasel me in there. Well, you're my news.
You're my. It's so easy to talk about you
all the time. The issue that arises is when I
don't want to be. Yes, yes.

(23:13):
Whereas my content like I still do my typical content that I did
for years because it wasn't involving really anyone else.
It is very me focused and it's very makeup focused and it's.
Just like my. Talent.
I've always had this problem andyou, I mean like if you saw my
notes app and my phone, my laptop, it's insane.
It's insane even. Our texts to each other because
now we're together all the time.So it's like he'll have an idea

(23:36):
and one of us either if I'm like, if you're busy, I'll grab
your phone and text it to me or I'll text it to you off my phone
or you'll text it to me or whatever.
I know I can be exhausting, likeI know, but I know you kind of
dig it. I know you like the passion.
I know you like the fire, the drive.
I get it. But what I was saying about my
notes, savage shit is like, I'm just like throughout the day,
the way I've always been. Something funny happens.

(23:56):
I say something. I think of something.
I write it down like I have to. Like I just, I have to.
Which I I also started making you do like a couple months ago
because I was like, I can't, like you got to just write these
down like I can't. Well, yeah.
And then that's. Why you can't be in charge of
all of these? Well, like I would like write
things down. And then we got together and
like, obviously she's the most brilliant, amazing, intelligent,

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fantastic human being ever. And you're my muse.
And like literally naturally throughout the day, just us,
like, talking and doing things together.
There's so much fucking material, you know what I mean?
And you're with me all the time.So some of my funniest things or
whatever, always just naturally organic are with you.
So I'll be like, I just OK. And I just go, you know what I
mean? And I do.

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Understand. And we touched on this a little
bit earlier today too. And I think my issue when it
comes to it is that like, I shutdown very, very easily.
This is things, this is part of the reason why I have a
therapist. Like I deal badly with social
anxiety. I get depressed really easily.
I do get very anxious about manythings very easily.
So that's where the issue arisesbetween us when it comes to

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youth filming content at the at the baseline of things.
That is like the darkest, deep, deepest reason for it is that I
just am not in the mental headspace for it sometimes.
Yeah, no. And that's what like I'm always
in the headspace to like I wake up in the mornings and I live
for this shit. Not that you don't.
Yeah. It's just like I'm.
Yeah. Like I just like, I don't know

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what it is. I don't know what's wrong with
me. Like my entire life.
Nothing. 'S wrong with you.
Maybe, I don't know. You have ADHD and you're very
passionate, true. That doesn't mean anything's
wrong with. You it's just like I have so
much fun with it. That's.
Just why? We just like.
Heads, yeah. That's it.
And like this month has been. Well, and that's the whole
thing, like this whole month, we've just had so many

(25:43):
conversations about it and we'vehad a lot of arguments about it
and we've had like it just like going back and forth and
frustrations between US. And like, I don't want to say
like the low point it is, the low point it is.
But like, I think comparatively,I know comparison's a thief of
joy, but like, it's a pretty good problem to have.
It's pretty like, like out of the low points we could be

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having the things, the issues that we have, the issues that we
do have, It's nothing like it's never like detrimental to like,
oh, like, does she love me? Yeah.
Is she gonna cheat on me? Like it's never been that which
I love more than anything. There are two more points to
this question. There's the high points and then
what advice we would give to younger couples.
Oh, OK. OK, so that the high point.

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What's the highest point the? High point's been the whole
fucking relationship we're in. I agree.
I'm being like that's it's been the whole thing.
I'm sorry, really. Yeah, that's what I was going to
say. Yeah, it's been the whole
relationship. I mean, like literally, I don't,
I, I'm not good with the emotions.
That's why I like this podcast, because it's like we're miked up
and we're face to face and there's really no, no, there's

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nowhere to run and hide, you know what I mean?
And so like ever since I met you, I just didn't know that
this could possibly exist, you know what I mean?
And like, it was so surreal and it's been such a dream come true
this whole time. It's like only when I stop and
really think about it, which I'mdoing right now, and I could
feel, oh, I'm not. I'm not.
I am. I know you're getting emotional.

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I'm not gonna let it happen. Guys cry.
That's fine. I try to hold back my tears as
much as I can. I really, really do.
I know. But like when they fall, I let
it happen. You're in a position to be a
role model, so I think that you should be.
What? You're in a position where you
you are a big role model to a lot of guys and so like if
you're. Saying you're saying like stop,

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like cry. Yeah, yeah, no, I I fully here's
my thing, OK, because like I am a little bit old school
traditional when it comes to this, OK?
Like I don't believe in crying all the time, right?
I just, I don't like I don't I cry, I cry every once in a
while, you know, but like, you know that when I cry like it's
like, oh, this is, this is like real, you know what I mean?

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And that's why it's like not that like if people cry a lot
like that lessens it or anythinglike that whatsoever.
That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is like I not
that I hope God maybe I do fuck.Literally today I had the best
little comeback for you because I had been sobbing for like an
hour and then cuz I cry all the time.

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Like not to lessen my own emotions, but like, I really do
cry all the fucking time. And then you cried because you
were talking about how much you love me.
I know it's always. Happy tears.
No, I know, but you cried and then you're like sorry for
sobbing in front of you like a fucking loser and I still with
tears streaming down my face, look at you and I was like, so
am IA fucking loser. Fucking loser I was.
Like are we both fucking losers because I'm crying too?
Yeah, but like, I just, I love you so much.

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It's just, I never knew any of this could exist.
I, I, I didn't know that this was possible.
And I literally had told myself.I actually saw.
Hold on. Can I keep talking?
That was a fucked up. What that?
Was so rude. No, it wasn't, Was it?
A little. Bit this is.

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What happens when you cry all the time?
No, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry.
No, I just. I want to get my thought out.
We're on a podcast. I have to talk.
It's kind of our job to talk right now.
I was like, can I keep talking? OK, So what I'm saying is like I
had written myself off, right? The only reason I was here, the

(29:14):
only reason I was on this planet, I swear to God, was just
because I had so many. Oh, fuck no.
I'm going to stop. No, Oh, I'm going to cry.
No, no. Who asked this question?
Great question. The only reason I was on this

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earth, and we'll get into it themore episodes we get into.
I'm just going to let it happen.The only reason I was here on
this earth was because I had allof you wonderful people
following me and waking up everyday and entertaining you guys.
I think that's why I'm so passionate about it.
I love waking up. I like making people smile and I

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nothing makes me happier than making, you know, people happy
and laugh like really, truly, genuinely like who?
And I, the only reason I was here for a long time was because
of that I had a lot of beautifulpeople, you guys watching right
now, following me and watching me and laughing with me every
single day. And I thought, well, you know,

(30:22):
if I can just, you know, keep this going, you know, that this
is a really good reason to be here.
And I enjoy doing this, you know, And then I met you.
And because, you know, like, I literally push you away.
I was like, no, like, you know, this ain't going on.
This ain't, this ain't my cup oftea.
This don't work out for me. You know, like, watch my videos.
Like I'm that guy, like, you know, yeah.
We'll talk about that sometime. But lo and behold, it was the

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greatest thing that ever happened to me and it's been a
dream come true ever since, you know, and I, I love you very
much and I, and if you're watching this, I've I fucking
love you. I love you so fucking much.
I've reached a really, really low point in my life and a
therapist, you know, asking me, you know, why, why I'm here and

(31:08):
all that stuff and whatever. And I was like listening things
I like to do. And social media was one of it.
And they're like, just use you just then just do that.
Just do that. And I remember I just started
treating social media as my diary, you know, And I was very
alone. And I had, I had all you guys as
my friends. Every day I could post something

(31:29):
and share something about my life, my stupid little silly
life, my stupid little lonely life in my apartment by myself.
But me, Yeah, but you. But you.
But you came along. Can I?
I love everything you just said.It meant so much to me and I'm
sure to everyone listening. Yeah, the way you flicked away
your tears. What I do I didn't any I don't

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think one fell I. Literally flicked that.
Advice I'd have for younger couples, know who you are first.
You come first. Know who you are first.
Passionately pursue you. No, but like, I feel like that's
the most important thing. I spent a lot of my life going
relationship to relationship andI hadn't worked on myself one

(32:14):
bit. I don't know anything about
myself. And I feel like that's a lot of
people just like, oh, and I'm getting older, I hit puberty, I
get in relationship, I settle down.
Like that's that's like been thething that's been humans for
quite some time, you know, and that's been the agenda that's
been pushed, you know, settle down, poop out some babies and
let's not go extinct. Like that's been the whole thing
for a while. And a million.

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Years, you know, not too crazy. I took a couple years to myself,
right? Yeah.
And I literally was like, I wantnothing to do with anybody else.
I just want to be the best possible me I can be.
It's funny too because I know this from talking to you, but I
feel like someone watching your content, you were giving like
single guy who wanted to be in arelationship because you would

(32:57):
constantly talk about first dates and dating girls and all
that stuff. And I thought like my first
impression of you, I was like, oh, he's a bit of a player.
Not in a bad way. I was also but like I know that
deep down during that time you, even with me, you didn't want a
relationship. I did.
I did. Like you did.
But like, I just like my standards that I had set for

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myself and where I, this is whatI'm talking about.
Like where I was in my life at that point, I was making videos
every single day. I was having a great time.
I like finally found my rhythm. I finally found my purpose.
I knew what I was doing and I didn't want anyone interfering
with that at all. And I was like, I'm happy.
I am happy and nobody's fucking with my fucking happiness.

(33:40):
Nobody and if anybody is fuckingwith your happiness, fuck them.
Yeah, no, but that kind of leadsinto like what my advice was
going to be, which is almost like in a weird way, kind of
contradictory of yours. Because while I was crying,
while you were talking, I was thinking about the fact that for
the longest time, I'm going to fucking cry again.
I didn't think that I was deserving or that anyone would

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ever love me the way that you love me.
And I mean that like so thoroughly.
I thought that I was like a lostcause in a lot of ways, and I
just felt like I wasn't enough and I felt like I needed to do
that work. Thankfully, you've granted me
the opportunity to do that work while we're together.
The reason I was getting emotional is because I felt for
the longest time that I wasn't deserving of love or that I

(34:24):
wasn't going to have anyone loveme because of the way people had
treated me in my past. And I'm sure many people relate
to that. I know you relate to that, like
everybody fucking relates to that in one way or the other.
And my advice is that you can't give up because someone, and I
know it's so cliche to say, but like somebody someday is going
to fucking love you. You are worthy of love.

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But you have to believe in that yourself, and you have to
believe in that, yes, you can't.Just like you have to work on
yourself, you. Can't let someone else love you
the way that you're supposed to love yourself.
I fully understand that, but I'msaying you're not a lost cause
either. You can work on self love, but
you also can believe that someone is meant to love you.

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There's somebody out there who is meant to love you, and just
because it didn't work out with the last person doesn't mean
that it's never gonna work out again.
Yes. And I, I don't know if I said
this right, but like passionate pursuit of yourself and like
knowing who you are and you comefirst, all of that stuff like
you're saying like I didn't really know who I was and I was
in pursuit. Like that's like, as long as
you're actively working towards something, you know what I mean?

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And you're working on yourself and like, you can't go wrong.
I truly, truly believe that. And like if you've been
following me for a while, I talked about Mario Festation for
the longest time. Like I you literally can just
speak things into existence. You can just do things.
And like everything is always going to be OK.
So Long story short, relationship advice, love

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yourself first. The relationship with yourself
that comes first, and the sooneryou do it the better.
You're deserving of love from others, but mostly from
yourself. Obviously it sounds kind of
selfish and conceited. I hope not that like, love
yourself first, you come first, like all this stuff or whatever.
But the reason I'm saying that is I can love you so
effortlessly and passionately, right?

(36:08):
Just endlessly because I'm takencare of.
You know what I mean? Securities can get in the way a
lot with a relationship. Oh yeah.
But then again, at the same time, take it from someone who
was honestly a really fucking dark place when we started
dating, yeah, you can still. You can still be worthy of love
even if you're not at your best.First time we ever actually hung
out. We've been texting for a little

(36:29):
bit, right? And then like a psychopath,
Future daughters, future sons. If you ever do this shit, I'll
stab you. I could have Jeffrey Dahmerd
you. Oh, I know.
I was like freaking out about itwhen I was like 20 minutes away
from your house, like. I know who I am, right?
Like so like you being like, oh,I'm going to drive all the way
out to see you a stranger and stay with you.
Yeah, but also think about it this way.

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You're a very public person. You have millions of followers
online. People know who you.
Are so that makes me a great human being?
No, no. No, I'm saying if you did
anything to me, everyone knew who I was going to see.
Well, yeah, I know, but something still can happen to
you. I could be dead, but like you
would be. I'm sorry I'm in trouble.

(37:11):
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you justify this at all
because it's not cool under. Anything you let me come.
What if I was a psycho? Well, that's what I was saying.
I was like, I know me. I know me, right?
And you coming all the way out to see me.
I know I'm not going to do anything to you.
I know I'm a good guy. I'm not going to do anything to
you. You're good.
You're safe. You're fine, right?
You don't know that. And then As for you, you know,

(37:31):
like, oh, like you might hurt mevery much a possibility.
I'm just very confident in myself.
Well, the first time you helped me, I could have had like a gun
in my pocket and just. Yeah, you know what?
I'm going to. I'm just going to be honest.
I, I was very sexist in that moment.
I was very misogynist in that moment.
You know what I mean? I wasn't too concerned.
I was like, you know what, I think I'm going to be OK.

(37:53):
Is that fucked up to say? I just had a really fucked up
thought. That's literally male privilege.
Like, I wasn't worried. Yeah.
And I was worried for you. And it was me.
I was like, I was thinking whileyou were coming.
I was I was thinking while you were coming.
Over. What am I and?
Over and over and over. Bring No, I was thinking, I know

(38:21):
I'm good. Good, good boy.
I know, I know that. Good boy.
But but, but who's your good boy?
You didn't know me. Just because people knew where
you were going to go die doesn'tmean it's the best idea.
But like, think about how I'd beremembered.
Actually, let's get like, let's get serious for like 2 seconds.

(38:43):
I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
I'm not joking. You need to say something of
like, yes, that's that. That was very irresponsible of
me. It was very irresponsible of me.
Like looking back, I would not make that same decision now.
It was very silly. I've been very unsafe at many
moments during my life. That was a very big one, to
drive between states to see a man that I have never.
Couldn't have been more safer. Luckily I'm me right?

(39:05):
However. Still very unsafe.
Terrible idea, don't do it. I let it happen.
But also like. I'm I'm glad you did.
I mean, like, yeah, I don't carewith you we're talking about.
Like you came, you saw, you colonized you Concord.
Here you are Paran you did nice guys finished last anyways.

(39:26):
What? What?
Oh, but you showed up. Oh, sorry.
Jesus Christ. She showed up and she was on my
couch. We talked for like maybe 3
hours, four hours. No, we first talked for an hour
and then we went to, oh, we went.
To dinner. We went to dinner and then we
went to Target and then we came back and then we played a whole
bunch of games and then we kissed and then we had sex.

(39:49):
Oh, what did I tell you? What did I tell you though?
Before that? Well, that happened.
Remember where? When?
So before. How do you not remember this?
No, Like in what? What did I tell you about?
What did I tell you about sleeping arrangements on the
first night? Oh, you were going to sleep?
Yeah. I was like about what happened.
Sorry, yeah, you were gonna sleep on the couch.
You slept on the fucking couch. Anyway.
We literally went to Target to get sheets.

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Yeah, I had a mattress technically in my room.
No sheets. There's no sheets.
There's nothing. I always slept on my couch.
That's where my TV was. I have a TV by my couch and I
like to watch the TV to fall asleep so I just sleep on the
couch. Talk about a red fucking flag.
Anyway, we went. How was that a red flag?
I was happy. Why is it that like dudes can be
comfortable living their own simple little lives and then
it's like you don't have a live left love sign on your fucking

(40:32):
wall? So like what the?
Did I would have left immediately.
It makes me want to live left leave.
It really does. That was one of my bit.
I my. God.
Circa 2022, live left, leave. If you were watching me, I said
that I started that. Yeah.
What? We got sheets because Mario,
well, Mario was going to sleep on the couch.
And then we were on the couch. We had been playing games.

(40:53):
We kissed. And then I was like, no, you had
been. I'm sleeping in the bed with.
Me. Oh, fuck me.
I had told her that it's not going to be some, like, romantic
Disney fairy tale if you come tovisit.
Like, you'll sleep on the bed. I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Crazy to think that I didn't getsheets before you came and I had

(41:17):
so much time. Yeah, why?
Why didn't I do 1? Of us was gonna be sleeping in
the bed. Well no, cuz I was like I'll get
the sheets but you can like whatever the best sheets cuz I
hadn't had like I. Did not have sheets.
Well, I didn't have sheets, but I never bought like nice sheets.
And you were just like, you know, the baddest.

(41:38):
So I was like, I wanted me to pick out the I wanted you to
pick out the sheets. I was like you pick out the
thread counts the Egyptian, whatever like you do that.
I just remember the first coupleof times I spent the night at
your house, you had those LED lights under your desk and you
would always have them on like blue or red throughout the whole
night. And I there was multiple times I
woke up, I would be sleeping on the wall side because your bed

(42:00):
was like up against the wall. Yeah, I'd be sleeping on the
wall side. I would like open my eyes and it
would be just a blue wall or a red wall.
And I literally would think I was like in hell dying like I
was terrified multiple times. I told you it wasn't going to be
like a fairy tale, like a Disneystory, Like if you came to
visit, like you're going to sleeping on the bed.
I was going to be sleeping on the couch.
Like we're not doing anything. Yeah, I told you that.

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And then I remember I saw you when I was, like, walking down
the stairs to come greet you in the parking lot and grab your
bags and carry them up for you. And I saw you and I was like,
everything I've said up to this point gone.
It's like we're starting over. You know what I mean?
Erase the whiteboard. We need a new playbook.
Holy fuck. You know what I mean?
Not to toot my own horn, I have been told a lot that I'm

(42:45):
prettier in person. You are.
You are. And then we had sex.
All right, ready. Yeah, I'm already scrolling.
Just tell me when to stop. Stop.
Who will die first? Oh my God.
We have to say the name on the count of three.
Of who we think's gonna die first.

(43:05):
Yeah. OK.
Yeah, sure. OK, ready. 123 Mario I'm I'm
gonna die first. How do you know what?
Do you mean how I'm older? I've treated my body horribly
over the years and I'm trying tolike correct that, but like, you

(43:26):
know, I'm like, I, I feel like the detrimental things that I've
done to my body I'm probably going to die for if anyone OK.
I've done a lot of drugs, Booba.I understand I'm definitely
dying first. I think it's going to be a toss
up. You fall into the Shark Tank at
SeaWorld. Guess who has to dive in and go
a little deeper into the water and start a fist fight with the

(43:47):
shark? You know what I'm?
Saying I love you being heroic, but like, I'm still going to
die. Not before me though.
Maybe. You get some, you get some
terminal shit. I'm taking that from you.
Or I hope it's contagious, you understand?
Yeah. We're Romeo and Juliet ING it.
So we're in agreement that either of us is going to die at
any given moment. I don't know I I would prefer

(44:08):
for me to die first because I definitely, you know what I
mean? Then I have to live without.
You, I'd love to get like super mega rich, you know what I mean?
And then die early and then I spoil you.
No, hear me out, hear me out. Spoil the shit out of you,
right? Spoil you rotten.
Super fucking rich. Yeah, I'm in like my mid 70s,
right? Yeah.

(44:29):
Mid just blowing back out, clapping cheeks.
I'm sorry. What in your?
70s that sounded horrible. I'll be like 67 hear.
Me out, hear me out, hear me out.
There we are on my yacht, right?OK, little White Lotus vibes,
we're there, right? And then I'm just mid.

(44:52):
Please do not die while we're having sex.
That's the best way to go. Just and then when you see the
life leave my eyes, dump me overthe side.
Do you want to leave me with that trauma?
No, it'll be beautiful. Do you want me to live the rest
of my life? What I'm saying, you live the
rest of your life with a wonderful insurance policy life,
whatever it is, die in. Your.

(45:13):
Sleep well, That's right. Or that.
Don't be inside me, God. I'm just saying, I think Matthew
McConaughey did that. Died.
No his like dad died or no his mom died Mario no, he openly
talks about it very confident inthis he's told this story No, he
tells this I know the story so if we're.
Making a joke out of it. It's kind of funny.

(45:34):
Can we stop? Oh my God, are you offended?
You watching this? Are you offended?
Matthew McConaughey has told this story openly about how I'm
I'm pretty sure it's him. OK, I'm just saying please do
not leave me. Leave me on this earth with that
trauma. I'm so sorry that I'm literally
like mid 70s. I've lived a good life.
I don't want to be like the old person that we're just keeping

(45:57):
alive. You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to. Be 70s isn't that old.
That's what I'm saying. I want to like still, I want you
to have a good image of me. I want you to be spoiled rotten
yachts, mansions, all this stuff, right?
And then I die and then no otherdude or woman could ever live up
to what I've what I've given you, right?
And then you're just like that rich widow that's like solving

(46:21):
mysteries on like trains and shit, you know what I mean?
You got this like huge fortune from your lovely beloved husband
that you miss so much and you never remarry because he was so
wonderful. But you probably like, you know,
you probably hire a, a stutter too, you know what I'm saying?
Which is understandable. Which is understandable.
Would you want me to have sex with an Angel up in heaven?
No, while I was waiting for you or No, No, but I'm going to be

(46:43):
up there watching you, just sitting there with my wings and
my Halo and just watch. Do you really think you're going
to be like, coherent in the afterlife?
Would you let me haunt you if I died?
No. Can I come back and haunt you?
No. What are you up to?
What the fuck are you doing there?
I don't want to be haunted. It's me.
I don't care. You can be creepy.

(47:05):
I die and you see the remote. You see, like the remote move.
How would I know that that's you?
Because I just told you that it would be me.
Like, no supernatural shit has happened in your life.
And then I die and all of a sudden the little tree branch
behind you starts moving, right?Scary.
No, it's me. Still scary?
It's me literally being like, doyou see this moving?
You're gonna be watching me takea shit.

(47:27):
Not all the time. I'm not gonna haunt you 24/7.
Oh, does that mean you would haunt our kids too?
Those poor children. It's like a nice haunt.
I'm not fucking. No, I'm not gonna haunt.
First off, no, I'm not haunting the.
Kids, the haunt is typically a negative.
One kids, kiddos. Maybe not haunt, maybe Guardian.
Angel, I'm not going to haunt mychildren.

(47:49):
They're living their own lives. They're grown adults.
They're living their best lives.I'm not going to go invade your
privacy like that, kids. I'm not going to do that.
I would never haunt you. I'm going to haunt the shit out
of her, but I'm not going to haunt you.
So when I go crazy and you're left on your own and we have to
like, call CPS, it's his fault. What are you talking about?
No, it's not. You're.
Going to be like 40. I was about to say, well how,
how wait, how soon do you have call CPS?

(48:12):
Wait, pause. Call CPS.
How soon do you want me to die? They're still children.
Well. How soon are you going to make
your fortune? That's crazy because a second
ago you're like 70, so young, and then 2 seconds later you're
like, we'll call CPS, which I just said earlier, 33.
I think I want to start having kids.
Wow, you really took the ball and ran with that one and you

(48:32):
don't want me haunting you? What the fuck are you planning?
Actually? What's going on?
Just got to wait and see. Kids, I'm not going to haunt
you. When you go visit your mother,
that's when I'll visit you. I'll sit politely off to the
side, catch up with the grandkids.
Smokes and Cosmo will haunt us. That's fine.
Feel like they're going to. I can't haunt you for real.
You won't let me do it. Would you let me haunt you?

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Yeah, I don't give a shit. You guys scared so easily and I
would know how to scare you and I would do it on purpose.
And then I know it's you. Like I'd just be standing.
Oh my God, you with the plant last night.
Oh, I want to. We re.
Fuck you. So actually fuck you.
No, fuck you. We redid our room last night.
We entirely like redecorated andadded a whole bunch of stuff.
One of the things being a fake tree next to the bed on Mario's

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side and she. Puts this we hold on, hold on
hold the fuck on. She puts this like palm tree
looking thing next to the bed and it's my height.
It's my height. It's human height.
The lights go out and I'm looking at this thing laying in
bed with Bryn. It's.
Like 6 feet, like maybe five 10511 you.
Know you're being a real fuckingasshole, you know that.

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I'm 6. It's a 6 foot tree.
Oh, when he has shoes on, sorry.I'm always wearing shoes.
I'm five. Oh, my God.
Mathematically, scientifically, scientifically, Science,
Science, doctors. I'm 511 1/2.
You know how stupid that sounds?You know it's dumb that sounds.
I'm 511 1/2. That sounds fucking dumb.
Like that's my actual height, 511 1/2.

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So I always just say 6 foot. It's 1/2 inch.
If I wear a a thick pair of woolsocks, I'm 6 foot.
Like what the fuck? Like I'm right there.
I'm not trying to cheat the system.
What? Pair of wool socks is 1/2 inch.
I don't. I wear AI wear a pair of.
I wear a pair of flip flops. I wear a couple pairs of wool
socks. Yeah, that's another terrible
thing about you. I'm right there.
What's wrong with Oh my God, Oh my God, She puts this fucking

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tree right next to the bed, right next to the bed.
It's my height. As soon as the lights go out,
I'm looking at it and it just looks like this big hulking
Hagrid thing just looking down on me like the silhouette of it.
And I go, this is gonna be a problem.
I was like, this is Bren. This is this is a problem.
Like I can't do, I can't do this.
It's gonna scare the shit. I'm gonna.
It doesn't help also that he hasan alarm clock on his side of
the bed that has like a tiny bitof light.

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So the tree is like slight like,yes, you know, when you're
little dark Suggested. And it's like, yeah.
As soon as I saw it, I was like,I'm going to wake up in the
middle of the night, forget thatyou put it there because it's
brand new and I'm just going to see this thing like this over me
and I'm going to fucking shoot the wall.
I'm going to freak out. I'm.
Going to flip out. That's what happened.
And it happened. It was like.
Shoot the wall. It was like 2 in the morning.

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We were like face to face. We were all cuddling and then
you were like, oh, I want to turn around.
So he goes to turn around and I go to spoon him as you're
turning. Here I love being the the little
spoon. I love when you're the little.
I fucking love that shit. I'd back it up on you and.
No, you do this little humpy twitch thing when you're like
falling asleep. You know it.
You know I. Don't know what you're talking.

(51:30):
About. I will display it on you right
now. That's too much.
No, because you would like it. It's this little like.
Calm down, calm down. I just twitch when I'm falling
asleep OK? Yeah, but it just so happens
that it's your hips just. It's like a it's a hinging
point, it's a hinge point, it's a hing.

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Yeah, but you're literally throwing it back on me and I'm
like. I'm not trying to throw it back.
I know I said I was throwing it back on you, but like, I just.
Like I know we had a glass of wine before night night time,
but so he got really scared by the tree.
Yeah, he turned. Around and he was like Jesus
fucked. And then I woke up again at like

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2:00 in the morning and I went fuck.
Yeah. Anyways, it's your turn.
Yeah. OK, Scroll ready for our
listener. She's scrolling through all the
questions. Scroll faster.
Let her RIP. There you go.
OK, go up. Go down.
Stop. What is that?
Do you believe your physical body is all there is or do you

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believe in a separate soul slashspirit?
I believe we all come from something.
I don't know if it's heaven, I don't know if it's God, I don't
know what it is. I believe we all come from some,
like big consciousness, almost the way White Lotus explained it
is the way that I have always thought about it.
With the with the ocean. They describe it the best way.

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We're in the ocean, right? Everything's together.
It's one big body of water. You are a droplet of water.
And when you crash upon the shore and you go up, that's your
whole lifespan. And then when you crash back
down, you're going back to that body of water.
Yeah. I used to think of it in the
sense of like, literally like a big dust ball up in space
almost. And I'm like a Fleck of dust.

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Or you can also think of it in the sense that like I.
Like the ocean one? Way better.
Or you can also think of it in the sense that we're all God's
children and we're all coming from God in heaven.
We are part of God and we are God embodied in a way, and we
are his children. There's multiple ways to think
about it. So do you believe in an
existence beyond the physical realm?
Yeah, OK. But I don't think, I think that

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what we were before we were bornis what we go back to.
Oh. OK.
We don't return to a state of like our own self consciousness,
if that makes sense, like we don't have any more semblance of
self. When we return back to where we
came from, we return back to thehive mind.
We give the information of what life we've lived, whether that's
God, whether that's a spirit, whether that's literally just a

(54:01):
universe. We go back to that and we become
that again. And so we're no longer
ourselves. I feel like you're going to love
this because I typed this up while you were that.
I'm agnostic. Well, no, I like because my
answer to this is like, I was raised Catholic and then I kind

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of departed from that. Nothing against that, nothing
against any religion at all. Believe what you want to
believe. I I celebrate you.
It's so interesting to me. Like I love learning about
different cultures, different religions of all different walks
of life. Like I think it's beautiful.
If you need a book, if you need a God, if you need a whatever.
Good for you. Everyone coming together as a
community at its core, right? It's a it's a good thing.

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It's a good thing. So it's so good for you.
But. There are some bad things with
it, but I. Heard of Yeah and I don't want
to go on. A long rant, I know.
For the love of fuck. Just act out of love.
We've talked about this before. Be a good fucking person.
After everything that you just described, I feel like you're
going to like what I'm about to say because I heard about this a
long time ago. When people ask me this sort of

(55:04):
stuff, I always just say this agnostic, like that's the best
description of me to AT because I've got.
Myself, agnostic since I was. Yeah, because I was raised
Catholic and then I went out into the world and I don't
really, you know, I, I believe all religions are right or all
religions are wrong. You know what I mean?
Like I, I don't, I don't think there's any in between, or maybe

(55:24):
once. I don't know what I believe.
For the longest time, I just wanted to learn about different
cultures, different religions, and I just wanted an open mind.
If you're passionate about it, if you believe in it, I want to
hear about it. That's fine.
Don't try to convert me. No, just tell me.
Like, I just love to have an open conversation about it, you
know? But agnostic, the definition, a

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person who believes that nothingis known or can be known of the
existence or nature of God or ofanything beyond material
phenomena. A person who claims neither
faith nor disbelief in God like that.
Like, I do believe that there's got to be more.
We came from something after this life, there's another plane
of existence. Do I know what that is?

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Are we in the matrix? What are we doing?
I don't know, but I love entertaining all of them and any
theory that anyone has, I'm pretty much happy with all of
them. Honestly, if you really think
about it, it's. Like I used to love the concept
of reincarnation. I love that one too.
I love that. There was a time during my life
when I was like late teens, early 20s, once I kind of

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stopped believing in Catholicisma little bit more, where I
really got heavy into reincarnation to the point where
I considered the fact that I could be every person.
And I have lived every single life not in a way that like I am
God, but just like everybody is connected and everyone is each
other. I am you in a different life.

(56:49):
You are me. No, like this is actually wild
because I've had that thought and I thought that was an
original thought. And this just goes to show that
there's no such thing as an original thought.
But like you started saying it. I don't even know why I took my
headphones. Off because we share the same
brain, Because we've been the same person.
That is so wild. No, but like I had that thought
of like, oh, what if I live every single life and when I'm
like like. Reincarnation is.

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Real. I remember when I heard.
I think that's what it was. Like I'm smokes, I'm Cosmo, I'm
the Caterpillar outside. Yeah.
And I was like. Everything.
I had this thought that that I'mlike actually kind of having
like a low key little little panic attack right now because I
was like, holy shit, this is so cool.
Because like we've never talked about this before.
And like I've had that exact same fucking thought.
And like to the point where likeI always encourage people to

(57:33):
live their best lives because I might live your life.
So it's like you watching this, all of you live your best lives.
We all have to because we all might experience.
Like I've had that same thought.I was like, if I'm talking to
somebody or whatever and I'm like, I'm like, live your best
life. Yeah, because there might be a
chance I have to live your life.Well, that's and again, I don't
mean it in like AI am God I am everything type of way.

(57:53):
I more mean it in the sense thatlike we're all connected and we
all are a part of something bigger.
Yeah, no 100. Percent, like humanity in
itself, consciousness within itself, life within itself, not
even just humanity, but like alllife is connected and
intertwines and helps each otherand hurts each other and it's
like it's all, it's all there. It's all together.

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We're all, I feel like life is so beautiful, life is so
precious, life is so short, right?
And like it's so cliche, live your best lives, all that stuff
and whatever the fuck. But like truly at the bottom
line what I've come to, and thisis my opinion, but I believe
faith is a fucking opinion. Faith isn't fact.
There would be no such thing as faith if it was fact.

(58:38):
No, because it can't be proven. It can't be proven.
That's why you have fucking faith in it.
So when people preach faith-based things to me as they
are fact, I'm like, what the fuck are you even talking about?
Because like it's like not like,not that I don't respect what
you're talking about, but it's like, can we acknowledge the
fact that that's like your opinion?
You respect my opinion. I respect your opinion.

(58:59):
Well. That's like, if you want to
change my brain, if you want to change my mind about things, you
have to spit some fucking bars. Because I was drilled into that
mindset for 18 years and the fact that I still don't believe
it. Here's my thing, little sidebar.
But like when you do the work, when you do the research, when
you help yourself, whether you get therapy or you get educated

(59:22):
or you talk to other people or you experience life, you get out
of your house, you get out of your hometown, you go out in the
world, right? And you realize that maybe your
upbringing or your past relationships, your past
friendships were toxic or like things you were affiliated with
were toxic. And you again, you put in that
work, you put in that research, you educate yourself and you get

(59:44):
yourself out of that toxic place.
I dare somebody to try to drag me back, right?
Like I fucking dare you to try. I dare you like I am your worst
fucking nightmare. Like when we started dating, I
told you I was like, I don't play games, I don't do any of
this stuff. You know what I mean?
Like like because of like relationships I've been in the
past where it's like traumatic or like whatever, or like I

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wasn't treated the nicest or I was taking advantage of or like
there's a million different examples of it, but like.
I went to therapy. I try to do the work.
I try to figure out like where Ifit into that and like got
myself out of it. And I recognize that there's
like toxicity and whatever. And like if someone comes into
my life and brings that same level of toxicity, whether it's
with any of those things that I mentioned, fuck yourself, you

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know what I mean? Like, I feel like the people
that climb out of those holes, those are the most powerful
fucking people on earth. Does that make sense?
Like if you had something reallytraumatic happen or you were
like raised a certain way, or you had friends or family that
were really horrible to you, andyou recognize those people were
fucking horrible or that organization you were part of

(01:00:47):
was fucking horrible and you called them out, you educate
yourself, you pulled yourself out of that fucking situation.
If someone that even resembles any of that comes into your
life, they're done. They don't even stand a chance.
I don't mean to give out all thesecrets.
I know there's a lot of religions out there.
I know a lot of people do a lot of outreach, right?
They're like door to door. They go like the different
countries or whatever and like, you know, they, they, they try

(01:01:08):
to recruit people and there's somany different methods, all
different, all religions do it. Whatever you want people to come
to your congregation, right? Live the word that you cling to
so strongly, right? Lead by example.
Be that person and let them cometo you because I'm telling you
right the fuck now. If I'm going about my life, if

(01:01:30):
I'm at work, if I'm out about, I'm hanging out with family and
I'm like, fuck, Larry is the coolest motherfucker known to
mankind, The nicest, coolest, fucking down to earth, great
guy. He would give you the shirt off
his back. He's just the most wonderful
human being ever, right? And I go, Larry, what's your
fucking secret, dude? You're the most loving, happy go

(01:01:51):
lucky guy I've ever met in my fucking life.
I love you, man. And he goes, well, you know,
it's actually this fucking book right here.
I just read every single night. And there's also a place where
we meet up and we read this bookand like, you know, like that's,
that's really what does it for me.
Like if you guys actually fucking did what you're supposed
to do, like that's how you do it.
But instead, like, does that allmake sense?

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Like I would be fucking the the amount of people that would be
running to go figure that shit out.
But no like like, but the amountof people that are like.
No, but instead you're you're known for hating others and
you're known for not including others and literally fucking up
our fucking government. Oh yeah, Jesus Christ.
Bunch of mega assholes. Wait, mega like like mega mega

(01:02:37):
mega mega mega mega mega mega? Mega assholes.
Ever ever ever ever ever mega mega anyway and.
Again, don't waste your time in the comments.
Don't waste your time fucking clipping this, stitching this,
whatever the fuck. You're not going to change my
mind. I don't give a fuck.
You do better, you do better. It starts with you.
If you want love, it fucking starts with you.
Oh, the kitties here. That's Cosmo.

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He's made a second appearance this episode.
Our main camera died, so we're just going to close this out.
Oh my God, As I was saying that,Bryn's Cam just died.
For our audio listeners, this doesn't matter, but all our
cameras are dying because they're running out of
batteries. So we're just going to wrap this
up on the Mario Cam. We want to do this again really

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soon. We really, really do.
I had a name for this. Truth or truth?
Yes. This is like truth or dare, but
you know, like we have to tell the truth.
We want to answer more of your guys's questions.
Those were amazing questions. Thank you guys so much To
everyone that's submitted questions, make sure you're
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So if you want to submit questions, whatever the case may

(01:03:42):
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We'll have more information about that on our next podcast.
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Yeah, I really like this episodea lot. 5 episodes in baby.
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Seriously, genuinely, I love youguys, we love you.
That's it. Is that it?
Yep, all of us were pretty funny.
All of us were pretty funny. OK, bye.