#9: The Full Coachella Experience (Part Two)

We were so excited to tell you guys all about Coachella that we had to make TWO parts! In this bonus episode, we recap more of our Coachella experience by sharing our artist honorable mentions and ~dishonorable~ mentions. We also dive more into how much we spent in total for the entire weekend, as well as what we ate! Enjoy!

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
If you're watching this and you didn't watch Part 1, you've gone
too far and need to backtrack. What do you do, silly?
There's A tag in this. I have three things that I
really want to discuss before westart the podcast 3 #1 Marvel
fans, Star Wars fans, DC fans, which is the worst fans, The
Last of Us fans, we get it that you played the fucking video

(00:22):
game congratulations. I'll never play it because you
guys are relentlessly stupid. You understand it's.
TV show Didn't we just buy the game yesterday for you to play?
Yes, I'm still not play it. Why do you expose me like that?
Of course I'm going to get high as balls and play The Last of Us
and freak myself. Out while I eat sushi, please.
That is the plan for tonight anyways.

(00:44):
What I was saying is Bella Ramsey is terrific so get used
to it. I've never played the game OK
all I see every time I watch an amazing video recapping the Last
of Us or showing a scene of the Last of Us.
The whole comments section is like the video games better.
This is ruining it. Bella Ramsey, Why did they
choose her to play? Like every single say from what

(01:06):
I've heard about the season 2 episode 2 versus how it was
portrayed in the game. OK, possible spoilers for The
Last of Us. So I'm, I'm just going to we're
going to talk about it. We're going to spoil it.
So if you haven't seen it yet, you need to just Fast forward.
We'll let you know when it's safe Alert beware warning.
The next two minutes of this podcast is riddled with spoilers
for the Last of Us season 2. For our listeners, you're going

(01:31):
to want to skip ahead 2 minutes if you have not watched yet, if
you have not caught up, if you are planning on watching The
Last of Us, heavy spoilers for The Last of Us Season 2.
For our viewers, when the video is not black and white anymore,
you are good to go. You are spoiler free.
You have been warned. Enjoy.
Well, because we don't know why Joel dies.

(01:53):
What? We don't know why Joel was
killed. Well, no so in the video game.
In the video game, I don't know.That's the one thing is in the
video game Abby and her group. Yeah, they killed.
Him kill Joel. But we don't know why.
But when you're playing the video game, they don't know up
to that point who she is or whather backs.
Were but then in the show like, you know that it's about to
happen, you know it's coming. I do.

(02:14):
You don't know what's about to happen.
You mean the girl who's been saying she wants to kill him for
two episodes and then you're surprised that you?
Saw that OK, but I knew that Ellie was riding around on a
horse. I I knew that like there was a
possibility someone going to break in and save him.
Like I did not know he was goingto die.
Pedro. Fucking pass.
It was literally Ned Stark leveldeath for me.

(02:34):
Blooming. Ellie was on the ground.
I was like, Oh yeah, he's gone. Really.
Yeah. I was so shocked.
There's still a part of me that's like, maybe he's gonna
come back to life somehow. I don't know.
I did not know that Joel, the main character, was gonna die,
regardless of how much more shocking it was in the video
game. It was just as shocking for me,
and I'm enjoying the show. I'm having a great time.

(02:55):
Episode 1 of Season 2 and that clicker was.
Like, God, that was so fucking scary when Kelly fell down
through the ground. Oh my God, in that like grocery
store. Oh my God.
And there was it was a stalker first.
First of all, it's not a clicker.
Fucking terrifying. Yeah.
Like we were watching that at night and like our house was
dark and I was like, I don't know if I can go to bed.

(03:15):
Oh, it's so good. It's so good.
And then all of episode 2 was just amazing.
Same caliber of like Lord of theRings, yeah, level fight in Twin
Towers, the Battle of Jackson Hole, episode 2 of The Last of
Us. And comparatively to like Game
of Thrones, you know what I'm saying?
The Battle of Winterfell, when the White Walkers come and
stuff, yeah, put that shit to shame, you know what I mean?

(03:37):
Like eons. Better than the battles in Game
of Thrones. Just that one battle.
Ejection. Oh yeah, no it.
Was so fun. It was so fun.
Quick question, yes, is this still still our cold open?
You know what? This is a 5 minute cold open.
Let's roll the intro. Cheers.

(04:05):
Welcome back to the Pretty FunnyPodcast.
I'm Mario. I'm Bryn.
And what are we drinking? This is a rum and a orange cream
Coca-Cola. Double rum and coke.
I'm just a pirate now. I'm Jack Sparrow.
I love the rum. Coachella did that.
Rum Girlies. Before we get into Coachella, do
super quick things. Yeah, we just and we can talk
about. It more at the end yeah, we just
talked about the Last of Us. We also right after watching the

(04:27):
Last of Us went and saw sinners.Yes, so good.
We literally came back from Coachella.
It might have been the best like5 days of my life honestly.
Yeah, came back from Coachella. I filmed Color Me Monday.
Yes, and then we watched The Last of Us Season 2 episode 2,
which we just talked about. Last of Us fans, chill out.
Just know that people that have never played the video game that

(04:48):
are watching the show, we're enjoying it very much.
It's one of the best shows I've ever seen.
So I get the video game was goodand everything, but it's giving.
I read all the JJR Martin books so I know the fact.
Like, we get it, the books are better, the video games better.
But then we went and saw Sinnersafter watching The Last of Us.
Such a good movie. Cannot recommend it enough.
It's so good. No spoilers, obviously.

(05:10):
We're gonna see while it's stillin theaters, yeah.
Very good. Apparently there's gonna be like
a whole. I think there's a whole universe
they're building and I don't want to spoil it all but holy.
That'll be really good. Also Michael B Jordan.
I couldn't agree more. I'm sorry, Hailee Steinfeld.
Yeah. Josh Allen fucking salute you,
bro. Like fucking so many, like,

(05:31):
hotties and baddies nowadays. Yeah.
I'm just lucky to be a part of it, you know what I'm saying?
I got the baddest fucking woman on planet Earth.
Yeah, I can. Somehow you're with mine.
I feel like Benny Blanco. I kind of.
Yeah. I don't want to say like, I feel
like Josh Allen because Hailee Steinfeld's a beautiful woman.
Yeah, but Josh Allen is like 6-5.
Josh Allen is. He's the quarterback for the
Buffalo Bills. That's who Hailee Steinfeld was
with in real life. So, Haley, actually keep this in

(05:54):
mind. Hailee Steinfeld, imagine this
is your life, right? Hailee Steinfeld on set all day
with Michael B Jordan 2 Michael B Jordans because he's twins.
Well. It's Oh no, but.
Yeah, right. Yeah, smoke and Stack and then
he she goes home to 6 five. Yeah.
Josh Allen. What a life.

(06:15):
Quarterback what the like fuck Edward and Jacob like?
Oh yeah. Not like literally, I knew it.
I knew. Your actually wouldn't.
No, but like, imagine being Hailey Steinfeld.
She like she hit the jackpot, Michael.
B Jordan, on the other hand, after Monday, so after we saw
The Last of Us and then Sinners,we Tuesday had first of all,

(06:39):
such a busy day throughout the day and we were rushing because
we had a lot of stuff to get done.
But Tuesday night we were asked to go to a Vegas Golden Knights
game, hockey for those of you who aren't familiar, and they
have this crank and you crank tosound the alarm to start the
game. They asked us to do that.

(06:59):
It's like basically throwing outthe first pitch but for a
hockey. Game.
We were on TV, Yeah. And the Jumbotron, and it was a
playoff game and Little Miss Social Anxiety over here was the
one who got to crank it. We just, we got to decide who
wanted to. And I told Mario that I would
like to be the one to crank it so that he could hype me up in
the back. Because if I was the one

(07:20):
standing in the back, I literally would have stood
there, blank face, just scared for my life, not knowing what to
do. So I crank it.
And when they were giving us thelittle rundown because like
you're backstage kind of and they give you like the rundown
on how it goes and which way to crank it and just how
everything. You're like, I don't mean
interrupt, but you're up in the nosebleeds, the T-Mobile Arena.
They have the. Second game of the playoffs.

(07:42):
Golden Knights versus the Minnesota Wilds.
Yeah, and it's electric. If you've ever been to T-Mobile
for like, a hockey game, it's under.
It'll ruin hockey for you. Like the way that they do it
there. It's like medieval times.
You're literally up in a castle.Yeah, there's a whole castle
with a. Dragon up in the nosebleeds, the
spotlights on you. So they were giving us a rundown
and she said it's going to be like the longest 30 seconds of

(08:03):
your life. Tell me about it.
So we go and it's they, they do the announcement for us.
We're all hyped and everything. And then I go to crank it and in
my head she had told me it was going to be the longest 30
seconds of my life. That is not how long you are
supposed to crank it for. You're supposed to crank it for
like 2 or 3 seconds. Yeah, like, just like.

(08:26):
The whole thing was 30 seconds and you just.
Kept going. I kept going and well, she also
said to keep going until we're not on the Jumbotron anymore,
which I did. I kept going until we were off
the Jumbotron, but unfortunatelyI went for a very very long
time, much longer than was necessary, and I realized
probably 5 minutes after we weredone and got very insecure about

(08:47):
it and would not shut up about it for the entire game.
Yeah, the imposter syndrome was really real because they asked
us. They were like and the host of
the pretty funny podcast, socialmedia influencers, blah blah,
blah, Britain Mario to open the game and they do the whole
thing. And I was like, this is going to
be so embarrassing because no one fucking knows us.
Like we're just going to do it. Everything be because it fucks
that. We had so many people at.

(09:09):
The game that was actually fucking insane.
Taking videos of the Jumbotron and posting it and like, and
then like, someone found us in the crowd and took a video of us
in the crowd. Yeah.
And like, we had so many people taking pictures.
And not appreciate it. Enough.
It was amazing. Everyone was so kind.
Like a Disney Princess. No, literally like we would
leave. Is this for I gotta go to the
bathroom and I like go up the stairs and there would be like

(09:30):
people up there and like we saw you and like we get a photo and
stuff. And I was like, this is so much
fucking fun, like. Everyone was so I.
Always act like I'm always, like, over the moon when people
ask for a photo. I feel like I'm more excited
than they are, you know? Yeah, but it's kind of
embarrassing. Really cool.
But like, it really solidifies that there is people out there
that like actually enjoy what we're doing.

(09:51):
Because they're like, there's someone behind the camera, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool. It's just it was it's it was
really, really fun and it was like the Vegas go nice things
for inviting us out. Yeah, but they and then they, I
don't think we're ever going to get invited back.
Because they, no, they lost. Destroyed they got really bad
yeah yeah, but we did watching hockey up close is it's it's.

(10:12):
There was a fight. Oh yeah, there was a fight.
There was a fight. I love fights.
No, I don't, unless you're at a hockey game and you're on the
ice. You don't really care about the
UFC though. Who said that?
Ever. You're way more amped for a
hockey fight than like an actualUFC.
Fight because UFC, they're supposed to be fighting.
Hockey is more like, oh, that makes sense.

(10:32):
They're just so passionate. Yeah, and it is like always like
to that they're like, oh, shit. Oh.
Yeah, it's like, oh, what's happening?
What's happening? It's like that's not what you're
there for. It really is like a bar.
Yeah, so like when it happens, it's like this like like it was,
it's unexpected. Whereas the UFC fight, it's
like, oh, I'm going to watch menfight to the.
Death. I fuck with that heavily.
I could never play hockey. I was watching this puck go like
80 mph into like dudes bodies. Yeah, you know what I mean?

(10:56):
Or like hitting off the plexiglass.
Yeah. Which you didn't believe was
glass. Pretty sure is glass.
Is pex can you? Google that.
Can you Google that real quick? What is?
The I know it has glass in the word but like is plexiglass
actually glass? Couple things because I give you
a lot of fun facts. I would like to grab the
whiteboard please. Hold on, I'm busy.

(11:17):
It's transparent plastic. Known for its durability and
impactors. It's plastic.
Get it? But it's plexiglass.
Alternative to glass? Oh, so it's not glass?
Nope. It's plastic.
It's polymethyl. Can you hear the litter Robot?
Prilate PMMA. I think it's picking up the
litter robot. Yeah, booba, it's plastic.
Oh, OK, we have so many. It's.

(11:37):
Thermoplastic. We have so many robots in this
house. We do.
We have a Roomba, we have a little robot, we have an Alexa,
we have a Google Home. Like an AI does take over.
We're first ones to go. We're done.
It's over real quick. Real quick.
And then we'll get into Coachella thing, I promise.
I haven't heard that in a while.I gave you 2 fun facts while we

(12:06):
were at the hockey game that youlocked eyes and nodded like you
were paying attention and I wantto see right now if you
actually. Are can you give me any more
context than that? Yeah, what is the siren called
that you were cranking at the hockey game?
Are you being fucking serious right now?
No idea. Let's throw up a picture real

(12:27):
quick right here, told. Me, but I don't remember what
it's called. Oh, so you what's it called?
I have memory issues. Let's talk to my therapist about
this. Oh my God.
No, no, no, no. Mario, it's because.
Of my you're not going fucking Dory on me oh fucking short term
memory loss I. Don't literally I have to go see
a psychiatrist because I have memory issues?
Oh. Fuck.

(12:52):
Well this was fun doing this podcast before I got cancelled.
Thank you guys. Anyways fuck that for a second.
What? Was the second one no.
What's it from then? What's the siren from?
Oh, a fire trap. OK, but what's it You don't
remember what's called crank corn?
I'll give you a clue. Corn.
Bowl, I'll give you a clue. I'll give you a clue.

(13:12):
It's an impractical joker that wasn't accused of anything.
Q. It's called AQ Emma put AQ sound
right now. Go, go get them brothers.
That's a cue. You hear a cue and you hear
those dog start howling. You howl along with them.

(13:34):
Go get them brothers. You wish them luck.
OK, That's the cue you were cranking, right?
Fun. Fun, very fun.
It's from a fire truck. It's off a fire.
Truck. So what's the second thing that
I was supposed to remember? The second fun fact that I gave
you, I'm really confident that you'll get this one.
How many periods in a hockey game and why?

(13:59):
Three because 2 wasn't enough. Show the camera.
It was 3 periods because 2 wasn't enough.
Are you being serious? Is this a joke?
You just don't listen. You're talking to your therapist
about this one too. Listen, I was crashing out about

(14:20):
having to be seen on TVI wasn't thinking about literally
anything else. That's not true.
I it's three though, correct? Yes.
Yeah, it used to be two. Why did they?
Oh. Who?
Because the ice? Because the ice got too chopped
up. Thank fucking God, good job.
See, I know things, all right? So now that all that's over

(14:42):
with. How are you going to cheers me
and not take a zip? That's bad luck.
I don't I would, I just there's more of like a huzzah.
All. Right, so here we go.
Time to talk about Coachella. Get back into it.
We have a lot more to discuss. We have.
A lot to discuss. Last episode we talked about our

(15:02):
top five artists. We talked a little bit about how
much money we spent and the experience overall isn't worth
it, is not worth it. And everyone that we saw, now
we're going to get into the honorable mentions, the
dishonorable mentions. Who would have liked to see?
I think we should start out withwho we wish we would have saw

(15:24):
while we're at Coachella. Yeah, you go ahead.
I think we have different ones so I'm gonna let you say yours
1st and then I'll say mine. Number one, Zed.
Yeah, that's I don't know anything about Zed.
I've never heard of Zed song ever but I saw a clip.
I think you have. I saw a clip of him playing the
severance theme on the piano andI was like, I wish I could have
been there, I would have just lost my shit.

(15:44):
Who did he bring up or bring out?
It was like the IT was like an orchestra.
You know what I'm talking about.Oh, it was like the something
harmonic. Harmonic.
The. Philharmonic.
Yes, yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. Which is Zed would have been
amazing to see. Which is not a band full of
harmonicas, no, which some people were confused.

(16:05):
On but he was also playing at the same time as Post Malone and
we will talk about Post Malone shortly.
Let me just say that I really wish I saw Zed.
Yeah, anyways. Princess.
Actually, Princess, I don't. Wish I saw Zen actually.
I really wish that I would have thought that instead.
If I would have saw Zed instead,that would have been fantastic.

(16:28):
Who else do you wish you saw? I really wish that I would have
saw also Misfits in Jimmy Eat World.
I really wanted to go fucking see.
They just clashed with some other people that we once saw.
No, we were at the stage for Jimmy Eat World, but we went and
got food instead. Oh yeah, fuck.
Yeah, anyone else for you? Yeah, a lot, Jenny.
You honestly would probably recognize some Black Pink songs

(16:50):
I. There's a couple K pop songs.
That hurt you like that? That's her.
Well, that's black. Pink.
Oh well, she's a part of that. Taste that pink venom.
Taste that pink. There's so many that you would
recognize. Interesting.
OK, that's cool. Oh that.
I wish I would have saw her. Yeah, What songs does Jenny
have? I don't even know if I know any.
Mike Snow. I really wish I would have saw
Mike Snow, Ty Dollar, Sign Mustard and Mike Snow.

(17:15):
I think those were the other ones that I really wish I
would've went and saw. Yeah, I also wish I saw Mustard
and Ty Dolla sign. Not Zed and Zed.
Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or Jenny. Jenny.
I mean, fair enough, fair enough.
I also wish I saw, I kind of wish I saw Travis Scott.
Like I could have gone either way.
It's one of those things where like if I was still awake and

(17:36):
alive enough, we would have juststayed after Green Day.
I also wish I had seen Raven Lenae.
She's the one that sings he loved me.
Nah, he loves. Me, he closed.
Me tight then lets me go. I didn't even realize she was
playing. I would have marched my ass over
there so quickly. Disco lines and Glorilla.
Oh yeah, Glorilla. Are honorable mentions.

(17:58):
Honorable mentions. I think it was day 2.
Make, make make the sign. What day was that?
That was day 2. OK so day 2 we just got done
listening to T pain and we wanted to take a break before
Meg the stallion and on the mainstage the trumpets start
playing is a junior H Mexican music starts blasting.

(18:22):
OK. And it was fire.
Didn't understand a word. Nope.
Literally just sitting in the grass.
And we're like, we were debating, like, oh, do you wanna
go get food? You gotta go to the bathroom.
Like, what are we gonna do? Like, in this hour before, Like,
Meg, the stallion comes on, and there's just music playing.
Yeah. And it was so good and just
refreshing and fun to hear that.I was like, we were just

(18:44):
chilling. And obviously, like, a lot of
Mexican people came out and we're all chilling together and
we're just listening. I had no idea what was going on,
but the vibe, it's a fucking vibe, was just impeccable.
Like love the music. Junior H Yeah was really good,
yeah. Just really, really fun.
Another honorable mention that Iknow you also want to say, Joe.

(19:04):
Joe DJO baby. I put him as my honorable
mention. I almost wanted to put him as
one of my top five. Yeah, he was close.
But I didn't know a lot of the songs.
I only knew End of beginning andmaybe one other one basic, but
the whole yeah. But the whole time that we were
there listening, I was like, I need to listen to him more often
because I was fucking with it heavy.

(19:35):
Forget about stranger things at this point y'all not even gonna
do season 5 It's been like fucking 12 years.
Just focus on your music brother, like it's good.
That was the one person that we were in the pit for.
Yeah, and it was so worth it. It was so much fucking fun.
Like just the vibe of everyone singing and just what they bring
to the table. It's just like funky Beatles

(19:56):
music. I don't even know how to
describe it, but it just like poppy indie.
It's fun, it's indie, it's alternative, and it's just he,
he's so talented. Yeah.
And everyone's singing together.He has and the visuals were
really good and it was just likea very chill laid back like fun
hanging. It was a very good vibe.
It was a very because there's some people that are very
talented, but their vibe just doesn't hit sometimes.

(20:20):
And Joe, the vibe was great. I want to listen to a lot more
of them. Fucking loved it.
Definitely go check Steve Harrington.
Yeah, fucking amazing do. You have any other ones?
Because I only have one more andI it kind of leads into my
dishonorables. OK, I have I have two more.
OK for honorable mentions. So Missy Elliott.
Yes. Oh, what?
Yeah. Well, yeah, no Missy Elliott.

(20:41):
That was just so much fun. It was kind of like T pain
vibes. We talked about T pain last
episode. Missy Elliott.
Definitely worth a watch, worth a listen.
Go see your live. It was it was just fun.
It was just fun. It was just good music and it
was fun. We had a great time.
Oh my God. And last, I feel like, is it
who? I'm going to say we saw half.
No, no, I know it's not who you're going to say, really.
Yeah, OK, well, I got one more. OK, Benson.

(21:03):
Fucking boom. Yeah, I agree with that.
Yes, OK, he was not my list, butI agree.
We caught the last half of his set.
I know, oh Jesus fuck, I know. He's the TikTok musician,
backflip guy and everyone's like, how did we get here?
Why is he all over the place? Why is he performing at the
Grammys? He's just like a TikTok musician

(21:24):
or whatever. Like I see a lot of it.
He gets a lot of hate online. And we were walking because it
was pre Lady Gaga. Yeah, it was pre Lady Gaga.
He was before. And we were walking over and it
was like the last half or 3/4 ofhis set and we kind of just
stuck around for it. They're like, we might as well.

(21:44):
And we like, went out in the grass and we were standing and
we were like, OK, we might as well.
The dude can fucking perform. I don't know how you can like do
backflips like that and just then also like belt out.
I'm just music like. Watching him online, I could see
where people are kind of coming from.
But like, seeing it live, the dude's a fucking performer.
Like respect. The dude's fucking up there

(22:07):
running around, he's singing, he's dancing, he's flipping.
It's just like he's people are comparing him to Freddie
Mercury. He's like the Gen.
Z Freddie Mercury. He's not Freddie Mercury.
I wish. I think that would.
Stop doing that. Also when when it comes to new
artists and icons, it kind of pisses me off because it's like,
let them be their own person. Let him be his own Freddie
Mercury. You could say like Freddie

(22:27):
Mercury vibes like, which he does have.
He's got a mustache. He's like very spangly and
dances around, He's saying. Yeah, but like he has, he is his
own person with his own music. And like, I don't know, it
bothers me when people do that with artists.
I feel like whoever is in chargeof Benson Boone, like his
publicist or whatever, stop pushing them down our throats.
Let them naturally, organically grow.

(22:49):
Because I'm telling you right the fuck now, if Benson Boone
did not perform at the Grammys, If Benson Boone was not
televised and he did that Coachella set out of nowhere,
he'd be the talk of the town right now.
Yeah. Like, literally, I feel like
these publicists and stuff, and with social media that's we get
overexposed to these artists, you know what I mean?
And sometimes it feels a little rushed, like whoa, They like got

(23:12):
to the top super quick and they're all over the place.
Street Plant. Vibes that like and I hear that
a lot about him, but like if Benson Boone, if you're watching
this homie like you're an amazing performer.
You're very, very talented. I'm interested to see where it
all leads and where you go. I don't know much about the
fucking guy, but if they just kind of let him naturally
progress, yeah, I, I, I feel like in a couple years he's he's

(23:35):
gonna be he has the potential for sure.
Yeah, a hell of a fucking. I think as of today when we're
filming this, he just had a songcome out like yesterday.
Yeah, him bringing out cuz we went weekend too.
Him bringing out the cardboard cut out of Brian May.
Oh yeah. That was funny.
It was really funny. It got me good, yeah.
Mario was hyped. I was too.
Well no, cuz I I was just like. Raging Queen I'm an old soul.

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I like. Classic rock I like.
Queen like I like I do. I don't even care.
I. Phrase old soul always makes me
giggle. Yeah, it's so.
Crazy. Such an old soul.
Oh my God. I'm an old soul.
It's a common term. Like, I'm not trying to do it in
like a douchey hipster way. I like old music.
And so Brian May, lead guitaristof Queen, if you don't know

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Freddie Mercury's right hand man, I think he was a fucking
engineer before he became a guitarist.
I mean, it's like him, the Edge Jack White trying to think of
like Jimi Hendrix. Obviously Eric Clapton, like
he's up there. He's one of the best guitarists
of all fucking time. I know I'm leaving a bunch of
people out anyways, Benson Boone, amazing.
Benson Boone did great. He.

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Did he did the cardboard cut outwas nice touch because Brian
Mayne could couldn't be there. They even showed a clip of Brian
May, I think it was from week 1,like playing when they were like
swimming up on him. So I was like, Oh my God, he's
fucking. I'm listening to Brian May
perform Bohemian Rhapsody live. We were not doing.
That and then it was a cardboardcut out.
But it was funny. It was funny, it was good.

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I have my last honorable mention, but it's also equally A
dishonorable mention. OK, are we get because that's
all my honorable mention. So now we're going to get into.
That's why I'm, that's why I'm Post Malone.
It makes me so sad. Like it genuinely breaks my
fucking heart. I have been.

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This was my 6th, 6th time seeingPost Malone.
I the first time I saw him I believe it was in 29/20/18 for
beer bongs and Bentleys loved him.
Then I had seen him five other times since then and he's just
gotten worse every single time. He is an honorable mention

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because I have such a soft spot in my heart for Post Malone.
I like his music. Literally any drawing that I've
done, I would just listen to theStony album on repeat while I
drew it. And burns a really good drawer.
I like, I would sit for 9 hours drawing and just listen to Post
Malone for 9 hours straight and I fucking love him.
And just as the years have gone on, I can tell that he's gone

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downhill in his performances. And it's like, it's not even
like he doesn't care. Like he's just sloppy as fuck.
And like at Coachella, I feel like I sang more of his songs
than he did. My top five, like literally
Charli XCX. I would have rather had Benson
Boone headline than fucking PostMalone Missy Elliott T paint.
Like there's a million people that were there that literally

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killed it, crushed it. Post Malone shows up and it's
not cute. Like, I don't, I don't know,
like Johnny Cash and like peopleback in the day, it wasn't cute
then. Substance abuse isn't like a
cool fucking thing, right? But like people back in the day,
they used a lot of substances sothey could perform endlessly,
relentlessly, because they didn't have social media like we

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do. So when they went on tours, a
big deal, They had to take pills, they had to take drugs,
they had to do alcohol to cope. And like Elvis, fuck, fuck
Elvis, fuck Elvis, fuck Elvis, Elvis, Johnny Cash, you know,
fucking all these guys that I had real substance abuse issues.
And I know they're idolized obviously, but hey posty, like
you coming out drunk as fuck at Coachella with fucking like

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20,000 people watching and the crowd got smaller and smaller
the more you performed. Just being sloppy drunk.
It's not fucking cool, dude. Like I fucking was.
Like this is embarrassing. Also like listening to my
favorite. No, I don't even know if it's my
favorite. It's not my favorite song, but
one of my favorite songs from Post Malone is Go Flex.
I don't know why. It was an ongoing joke when I
was in college, but like anytimeGo Flex would come on, I would

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cry. Like I just, it makes me cry.
I don't know what it is. It's not even like a sad song
really. But I did cry at Coachella.
I cried while he played it because it was like a really
surreal moment for me. This is also why I'm saying like
in a way he is an honorable mention for me because when Go
Flex came on, like we were standing in the little table
area and I was like thinking about how far I've come in my

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life from when I first was really into that song.
I would listen to it on repeat all the time when I was like in
early college, dreaming of literally the life that I have
now. So like, that was a really
surreal moment. Only that song from him could
really do that to me. But then I just got depressed
because I was like, he's fuckingup on stage right now.
I told you guys last episode Part 1 about ideas folder and I

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literally about halfway through Post Malone said just sat down
and just started writing yeah like talking shit because I was
like what the fuck is going on? Post Malone is 8 days older than
me but I've seen way more mileage.
Post Malone's concert made me feel like a teenage girls
council of stuffed animals aftera breakup because he literally

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was just giving the vibe of like, like, it was like, not
like a cool emo vibe. It was like a drunk sloppy.
Like I'm singing these really sad songs and kind of like
fumbling my way explaining them.Yeah.
And like, you guys are my stuffed animals.
It doesn't really matter anyways.
I'm just here to like, vent and get my emotions out.
Like it felt like that energy. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like teenage girl like singing to their stuffed animals, some

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Katy Perry bullshit. Yeah, that's what it felt like
the whole fucking concert. Post Malone was the most fucked
up out of everyone. At one point.
I wrote this down, he said. I want a beer.
I think I could smell his breath.
Like from fucking a mile away. He goes.
I want a beer, I think. And I shit you not, it's dead
silent. Nobody cheered.
No one cheers. And there was like 50 people
that groaned and went like it was just sad.

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And then hold on, Jelly roll waspulled on stage at one point and
it was like 10 minutes of them being like, you're the best dude
ever. Like you're the most talented
artist ever, man. Like, no, you are No, like you
hang up and and then they're like, we're going on tour
together, whatever. And the whole time I was like,
this is the worst promotion for a tour I've ever seen.

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We. Are going next week fuck with my
cousin I. Think that's why I'm actually so
fucking mad. If it's anything like Coachella,
it's gonna be we bought tickets for fucking Post Malone months
ago. Because again, I like the guy.
Like I'm a huge, don't get it twisted, OK?
Like I'm a huge Post Malone. Fan that's that's why we're.
Going to see him, I was like what the fuck is this shit?

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I think that's why we're so disappointed and like depressed
by his set. The second person he pulled on
stage. First off, Sunflower.
I mean first. Off.
Sunflower, one of the biggest songs.
I think it's literally the most dream song of all time.
I don't know if it still is, butI know.
It was it was for a little bit huge fan of a spider man across

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the spider verse and all that shit.
I remember when it came out and Post Malone dropped that like it
just it's it's an Immaculate song.
It's a great song. That song comes up.
It's like the one song I'm really of course I like circles
and congratulations on Rockstar and old.
He had played a lot of his oldies, didn't hit the same, but
I'm waiting for Sunflower. Sunflower comes on.

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Yeah, no, before the song even started, he said.
I think I need a little help singing this one.
Yeah, you do. Yeah.
And then he pulls out Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran walks on stage and itliterally looks like straight
out of a movie, like A Star is Born where it's like you Can't
Sing this like get Ed Sheeran. Like it looked like Ed Sheeran
was in the green room and they're like, hey man, like we

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need you out there. Like you got to sing fucking
Sunflower. And Ed was probably like, what
the fuck are you talking about? Like what you you want me to go
out there and sing Sunflower Like I'm.
Doing a British accent for Ed Sheeran.
Yeah. Isn't he Irish?
He's English. Fuck it.
Says English big as fuck. Yeah.

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So anyways, it looked like he was sitting in the green room.
And they're like, somebody get Ed a guitar now.
OK, Sunflowers coming up. Post Malone is bombing Ed.
We need you out there. And he's like, it literally
looked like he came out there. And he's like, my God, Ed
Sheeran, if you could confirm this, this is my theory.
This is my theory. Anyways, it was like he kind of

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got pushed onto the stage and hesang the whole Sunflower song by
himself. Post Malone was literally just
off to the side and Ed Sheeran and he did not sing it well and
he did not, no offense, Ed Sheeran.
And that's why this is my theory.
It seemed like they literally gave him a guitar and he just
sang the whole fucking thing. Post Malone at one point when as
Sheeran was starting, literally said I didn't even know he was

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here this weekend, Dad. Forgot about that I.
Didn't even know he was here today.
He. Comes out, he performs, which
could have been a. Joke, but like, Nah.
That's why that's solidified that I forgot about.
He gets off stage after he's done.
Post Malone didn't sing any of it.
And then he goes, he goes. I didn't even know he was here.
Yeah, I know looking at the setlist, that Sunflower was

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supposed to be last, so I think maybe he was supposed to bring
out Ed Sheeran. It was supposed to be, like, a
really cool thing, and they would like gonna sing it
together. But like, that's just not how it
happened. I don't know.
It was awkward. And the whole set for Post
Malone was awkward and made me feel like a dark, sad.
Yeah. It made me feel like a dark pit,
empty hole in my stomach. And I was like, this is not,

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this is not the man that I love.It's literally like when you
realize that you've like fallen out of love with somebody and
you're like, I can't do this anymore.
Like I can't be here. It was just a weird, I don't
know. It was like it was just not.
I just it was. So sad.
It was like Lady Gaga headlines.Green Day.

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Green Day. We talked about Green Day last
episode and like, did we? Yeah, we did.
Did we go all the way in on Green Day?
Wait, what the fuck did we? Did we?
I don't think we went all the way in on.
Green Day. I think we started like ranting
about other things. What the fuck?
Holy fuck we didn't even talk. About fucking Green Day, dude.
Oh my God, my face is hot. I'm turning.

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Green Day Wait. We didn't give.
No Green Day right now. Let's get rid of depressing ass
Post Malone and talk about GreenDay first.
I will say, I will say the wholepoint.
I was saying that it was like Lady Gaga performed Green Day.
Oh, my, my apologies. Green Day.
What the fuck? Yeah.
How the fuck did we skip over that?
And then just some like, drunk dude barely surviving his own
music. Yeah, like it was fucking

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embarrassing. Like, again, all these other
performers that we've mentioned up to this point would have
preferred any of them to go up. Yeah, right.
Green Day. Green fucking day.
I cried, I lost my voice, I I literally had Green Day on my
blank CD's written on a sharpie that would burn and on my iPod
shuffle 3rd grade bus 23 head onthe window raining.

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Just like listening to Green Daynew all their songs, like one of
my favorite childhood bands and that concert them sounding and
performing exactly like they didfucking 20 years ago.
Yeah, and like all four of them up there ripping, shredding,
having a great time. It's.
Real fucking. Rock'n'roll Like fuck the mega,

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what did they say? Fuck mega America or something
like. They're yelling fuck the mega
agenda, right? Like everyone's fucking vibing.
They're pulling up people on stage to play the guitar to
sing. Everything sounds so.
Fucking so sorry. I'm getting excited.
I'm I'm sorry, I'm terrible withnames, but the lead singer, he
there was the Billy Billy. There was the thing weekend one

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where Charlie XCX, I think it was at like an after party
maybe, but she wore a sash that said like Miss should have
headlined. Over Post Malone.
Well, yeah, which over Post Malone, but she played the same
day as Green Day, so everyone thought it was like a really
gross stab at Green Day, which Ididn't see it as that at all.
I think she was just making a note of like, I want to, I don't
know, whatever the fuck. People just finding reasons to

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be offended. Whoa.
Who would have thought? But no.
So the weekend 2 Billy, right? He literally had someone in the
crowd throw up a green brat hat and he put the hat on and I was
losing my shit. I was like, Oh my God, he put on
the back. Hat we were like maybe 200 yards
away and we could feel the heat from the pyrotechnics, like the

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fireworks were going off. Lasers fucking going across
25,000 screaming people. Everyone singing the songs I was
going to lose. I didn't know I like.
OK. So my history with Green Day
different than yours. My brother was like you obsessed
with Green Day, Listened to themall the fucking time.
I was not a fan because of that.And we've talked about that

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before on this podcast the same way you were with your little
sister in Taylor Swift. Yeah, I just thought it was
annoying. And I was like, this isn't my
kind of music. And then, like, I saw Green Day
at Lollapalooza in 2022 and I cried because I was like, I
didn't realize how much I knew from them.
And like, it was so nostalgic because even though I wasn't
going on my way to listen to it as a child, it was constantly

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being played around me as a child.
And since then, like especially knowing that we were going to
see Green Day again, like I was listening more and it just, it
was so good and it was so fun and it is still very nostalgic
to me. It was perfect.
I like I think for the rest of my life that is going to be hard
to top. I don't even.
Literally when I saw them at Lollapalooza.

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Insane. It was fucking.
Jesus, when I saw them at Lollapalooza, I was like, I hope
that for Coachella, they, they keep that up because I remember
I held their performance at Lollapalooza with such a high,
like I, I held it to set. It was like the best concert
I've ever seen. And so I was like, I kind of
hope like cuz I also hyped them up to you a lot.
And I was like, they were amazing.
They're gonna be amazing. And you hyped up Post Malone

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too. I know and like I was excited to
see cuz like after the first twodays, yeah you'd think that day
three, like it would be the final sent.
They should have done Green Day if they would have done Post
Malone night one. That would have lowered my
expectations so fucking much. And I've been like, I was the
headliner, like, what the fuck? And then like, Lady Gaga comes
out night two. Yeah, you know what I mean?
It does what she does night three day.

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Or just get rid of Post Malone altogether and put anyone else
up there. Like, literally.
Yeah, no, but they were fucking.I was jumping.
I was, we were both screaming. I.
Was losing my mind like screaming screaming shit ever.
It was. It was so good.
I was. A little girl.
It was just beautiful. It was perfect.
Let's. Imagine.
The best Green Day concert ever,Yeah.

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And that's what it actually fucking was.
Yeah. I was levitating.
I was floating. I was just like, it was just, it
was just fucking perfect, like. I I don't even know what else I
can say about it, but other likeit was the best.
Concert, it had to be there. Like, no, but like, it really
was one of those moments where Iwas like, oh, I get Coachella
now. Yeah, Oh, fuck.
Like when Lady Gaga perform, there was people performing

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there that I was like, oh, like,I get it.
I I get it. I do have one negative about
Green Day, unfortunately. They only went for like a.
Well, so they were gonna get, they were gonna get cut off at
the end. So when they went to sing good
riddance, they had to do like a speed version of it.
And it just kind of was like, no, OK.

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But that's it was so like it's like didn't.
Take away from it, but I remember that was when I cried
at Lollapalooza was when they did like their last song and it
was good riddance and it was like, I hope you had the time of
and I was just crying. So make the best of this days

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and don't ask why. It's not a question but a lesson
learned in time. It's something unpredictable and
in the end, it's right. I hope you had the time of your
life, but no. He literally.
Just came out with his return. He was like, I hope you had the
time. Yeah.

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And I like another turn I have on a four second in the road
like it was like it was like a. Fast version of.
It but like still good. I could have.
I could have. Watched that was just my one.
I could have watched Green Day perform for fucking 4 hours
straight. I like, I was just like, it was,
it was amazing. It was, it was really fucking
good. I was head banging.
At one point, me too, and literally.

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So all that in mind, I'm actually glad we brought this up
episode 2, because we're comparing it to fucking night
three with Posty, who we're gonna go see.
Bro, Like, I'm actively supporting you.
I like your music. I'm buying.
Your tickets together. Maybe I'm being over the top,

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maybe he was just had a drunk night.
I've had plenty of drunk nights.I've had, I've had, I've had my
fair share of waking up in ditches and wildness and we'll
get into that in future episodes.
Crazy drunk stories. But if I was headlining
Coachella, you know, maybe not the time and place.
I don't. I don't.
Yeah. But as I know with both of us,

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people who have struggled with substance abuse issues, that I
know is a time where maybe a lotof people do more because either
they're nervous or they think it's a reason to.
Yeah, I'm trying to be like delicate and sympathetic about
this, but when you're openly doing it in front of 20,000
fucking people televised and everyone can fucking see it, sue

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me for being the one fucking person actually giving a fuck
about it and going hey, like theperformance fucking sucked.
And I'm pretty sure it was just because he was hammered like or
whatever the fuck he was on. Like it was just not good.
It was not good. It was embarrassing and it was
disappointing. It was beyond disappointing.
And like when thousands of people pay thousands of dollars

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when the economy is in the toilet because an orange asshole
is being a fuck nut, maybe that's the fucking time where
you should, you know, lock in and put on a good fucking show
because that's what people paid the fucking see.
So that's all I got to fucking say about it.
So I have to pee a little bit. Copy Brians in the bathroom

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right now and I wanted to read some of my ideas while she's in
there. Best description of Coachella
from the brain of Mario Rileys brain like literally the brain
of Riley from inside out, like Imaginationland, all that shit.
That's exactly what it looks like.
It's like futuristic yet retro like fallout.

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Everything's super clean. It's like the biggest, most
beautiful putt putt golf course dystopian like backrooms, almost
like it's just never ending. It's just never ending.
It's huge. It's like a whole ass town,
Ferris wheel, food, and just everything's like a beautiful
park. It's manicured perfectly.

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Like that's definitely the vibesthat you get when you're at
Coachella. Something about the hills at
Coachella, I wrote down that they don't look like hills.
They don't look like mountains. They look like asteroids that
struck the earth and they're halfway peeking out.
I don't know if there's something there, but I wrote it.
I thought it would be really funny to dirty talk.
I thought it would be really funny to dirty talk, but like,

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as a performer or an entertainertalks to the crowd, you know,
like I'm going to do that from the edge of the bed from now on.
Like, I want you to put that assin the air.
Sorry. I'd rather do open heart
surgery, close a baseball game, than deal with the pressure of
taking the photo of a stranger at Coachella.

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And that's my social anxiety. Whenever one, when anyone asked
me to take like a good photo where they're trying to record
and capture a lasting memory andyou hand me the camera, I'm
having a fucking panic attack. OK, So let's not do that.
I'm happy to do it, but just know that I feel the pressure,
OK? I was looking at the mainstage

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of Coachella at one point and I asked if that was the world's
biggest Bluetooth speaker. Back to Post Malone though, and
then other honor dishonorable mentions.
See this one. I feel bad though.
Ed Sheeran was not bad like it. It wasn't a bad performance by
any means. It just didn't hit what I wanted

(43:50):
it to hit, you know? He's like the way when we've all
seen him do it, he has the looping station and he goes out
there and he has the guitar. And he said it was his first
Coachella performance and he didall his bangers and it was
really funny because. It was kind of like he was
rubbing the lip, you know what Imean?
Oh my God, I trust me. I know what you mean.

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I've done it plenty. Oh, I know.
Oh. You like?
Yeah, like that. Oh, I'm.
And I just grab his hand and go.I'm.
Just going to town on a lady. I'm gonna fuck it.
I'm gonna crash out. That's so funny.
You're all the way up on my mom's pubis.

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Ed Sheeran, he's performed maybe3-4 songs at this point.
Yeah, and they're all very slow.It was like some slow songs.
It's Ed Sheeran. I mean, it's Ed Sheeran.
And they're very talented. Again, very great music,
fantastic guitarist. Just musical genius using that
looping station. Like literally drumming slap,
like a very entertaining guy. Very talented.
Yeah, but it was very slow. The first 3 to 4 songs.

(44:55):
Yeah. Kind of a snooze fest, but like,
you know, it's Ed Sheeran, so. I wasn't expecting to like jump
up and down and go crazy. Yeah, but he goes literally
after like 3-4 songs. Yeah, he grabs the mic, he looks
out at the audience and he goes.I know it's been a little slow.
I know you know, everybody's been singing along for this next

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bit. Don't even need to be in tune.
You can get as loud as you want.I don't care how it sounds.
We just need to scream. We just need to make noise.
Everybody ready when your legs don't work like they?
We were dying. Not even joking.

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No, it was. I'm not even exaggerating.
And he kept doing it until he was like, all right, I know you
guys know this one. Everyone needs to get loud.
Say she's in the class 18 like. God, which I get.
Those are like, I've screamed those songs in my car.
I've screamed those songs. They're screamable, but they're
so scream. But it was just like so funny.

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It just wasn't. It's it.
They're screamable songs. I've screamed them before.
In the pit it was different, butlike where we were, it was just
like. Yeah, in the VIP section, which
again, is like pretty far away from the fucking stage.
I'm not going to like, I get that.
It has all the amenities, which I really like.
Like the VIP section, I don't mean to talk shit on it.

(46:22):
It's further away from the pit and it's further away from
artist access. Artist access, you're basically
on stage. General admission, if you get to
the front, you're right, you're right fucking there.
And even if you're in the back or in the middle, you're center
on it. You're with the big crowd, like
general admission and artist pass is where it's at.
VIP, though, you get a great viewing experience.

(46:43):
You're very far away, you can hear everything crystal clear.
You get to see things a little further back, usually off to the
side. But VIP comes with fucking the
best food, which I know there's really good food too in the
general admission section, but it comes with really good food.
It comes with really good drinks.
There's obviously less people inthere, so you can get to your

(47:04):
shit a little bit quicker. It's a little more convenient.
There's a little bit more space if if you're with like a family
or if you have kids, which during Megan the Stallion, can
you show that clip? The funniest fucking shit ever
right here? No, just right here during Megan
the stallion. Like this is possible in the VIP
section because it's it's like spaced out.
By the way, I ain't even mad at it.

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To this kid, it's just shapes and objects.
It's Blues Clues. It's Bluey.
He don't know what's going on. I got no fucking problem with
this. However, to the rest of us, it's
Megan the stallion, you know, shaking her cheeks just.
But no, the food. Let's run it back on the fuck
the. Food.
No. No.
But Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran.

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Beyond fucking talented. Just I, I truly did feel like it
was his first time performing atCoachella.
And I feel like if he had maybe an A, he does the looping
station bit, which is fucking cool as fuck.
And we've all seen it a bunch. Yeah.
But Ed, if you're watching this dude, just get up there.
You could obviously you're very comfortable behind your guitar
and you're so talented at it. Go to town.

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But like I would suggest like getting some big theatric shit
going, get like an accompanimentor get get some DJs, maybe an
orchestra, get something behind you.
Well, just so it's like it packsa little bit more of a punch
because that Coachella, everybody's packing a punch.
Or if you are going to take the route of just you alone on a
stage with your guitar and you're just doing everything on

(48:30):
your own, then lean into that and don't expect people to be
like screaming, jumping up, down.
The I think that is what made a comical in my head is because he
kept asking the crowd to like, go crazy.
But he was playing like these slower songs, very talented,
playing the story crazy. And he yeah, he really like, you
know, he was just kind of doing his thing.
But like, again, so talented. I'm not saying it was bad.
He bailed Post Malone out. Yeah, that's my theory anyways.

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He went out there and performed like with a headliner.
So like, I mean, like, props to him.
He's very fucking talented. By the way.
I know how pretentious we sound both these episodes like
critiquing these incredible talented artists that would blow
us out of the water in any facetwhen it.
Comes. To music like obviously beyond
talented well deserved. You guys earned your spot at

(49:16):
Coachella like we're just being overly judgmental for the sake
of entertainment. That's what we want to do.
That's what we want to do. But like what I.
Really want to judge right now is the fucking food.
Oh, you want to eat? Yeah, I actually am hungry.
No, I wanted to. Sorry.
Fuck. Jesus Christ, I'm so stupid.
You mean like the food that we ate there and the drinks?
Yeah, Can we? We wrote down everything that we

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ate while we were there. Let me pull it up.
We ate. Actually, I could probably see
it off the top of my head. Really the first day we had
euros. Day one Brynn had a euro.
I had a chicken Caesar salad wrap.
Fucking delicious. Both of them.
The euro was. It was like, it was like made
like the lamb that they used wasso moist and melt in your mouth

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and fuck, it was almost like youknow when you like something's
catered and you scoop. Is watering.
I know my mouth just got watering too.
Like, you know, when you scoop out of like a big tin at a
catering event, which is it was like just kind of crumpled up
lamb that was super tender and juicy and marinated.
And I don't know if like the Shack that like whatever the
store was that we got it from was like Mexican fusion.

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I think it was. But like the both the rap and
the Europe yeah, kind of had like a Mexican little yeah, they
sprinkling to them yeah, and like fuck you.
Yourself, help yourself if you want.
Do you want to add a little spice to anything?
I'm game love. That, my God, it was.
But those were both really fucking good.
The burger. Yeah, the burger.
I had what, three of them? Yeah, you were so good.

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You kept going back to the same spot to grab a burger.
Stop I love burgers I'm a burgerbitch. 2 smashed patties both
with cheese and then grilled onions and like 1000 island type
sauce but like Oh and a nice potato bun.
Just exactly what you want when you want like a toasted like.
Actually toasted, yeah. When you want a good burger.
Yeah, it was good. Yeah, you got crab fries.

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I got crab fries in a lobster roll at one point.
Holy literally get in me the crab fries.
I'm gonna Oh my. I was butt jugging these crab,
these crab fries. Yeah, no, you were literally
like. Fuck no.
You try to bite. I remember you trying to bite.
You don't. Eat the crab fries.
I ate like a third of them. I know, why did I say a bite?
Yeah, what I it was, you know, you know.

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When you're eating something andthen you show someone what
you're eating and then they giveyou that face of like, oh, I
made a mistake like I should have.
Yeah, I remember eating as quickly and frantically as I
could because you just put your burger down and started eating
my food. We were sharing the fries.
You got the lobster roll when I got the burger and I did not try
a bite of your lobster roll. We got the crab fries as a snack

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on Saturday when we got there and that was all we got.
We split the I. Think it was so fucking good
that like I know we were splitting it but I was like oh
fuck this I should have just gottwo yeah because.
We were both fighting you. Literally at one point.
I had my arm up to eat, like I had my arm on the table to eat
and Mario asked me if I could move my arm and he literally

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leaned in front of the fries andwas just shoveling them into his
face. And I could barely like get in
there with my right hand. And I was like, OK, fuck me.
You also like spit into them at one point or something you got.
To mark your territory. And I was like, what the fuck?
I was like you. I remember getting like actually
slightly mad at you. And I was like, what are you
doing? A.
Little bit of saliva mist is the.
Equivalent. Oh no, you like took a bite and
then kind of like let it like let the food come out of your

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mouth back into the pile of food.
And I was like, what are you? Why am I being a baby bird right
now? What are we doing equivalent of
a wolf lifting its leg to markets territory?
Me just. OK, next time I'll make you buy
me my own crab fries. You're gonna spit in my crab
fries, please and thank you. Yeah, that's just extra topping
for you. You're welcome.

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I know. Why isn't that if you
accidentally spit into my food? I don't like when you spit in my
mouth. At a little bit of spice.
I don't like when you spit in mymouth.
Yeah, for sure. I don't.
I like, I like, no, I like the build up to it and it makes me
feel like spicy and then it actually happens and it makes me

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want to throw up. Oh.
Man oh fuck me. Oh my God, what are we even
talking about? OK, no wait, the last day I once
again got a burger. Oh wait, no, second day you got
this mother fucking pizza. Oh my fuck, we posted a you

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could see a video of her eating another burger that day.
She always had a burger on her. Like every time we had a go get
food, Bryn would just go get this burger because she's she
knows what she knows she loves what she loves.
I don't complain. I'm so fucking mad at myself
though because this pizza. It was the best.
It like I said it that it was the best pizza I've ever had.
Like it was, and I think it was it was 4/20.

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It was Easter sunny 420. We participated in both holidays
quite hard. No, actually just one of the
holidays and it had nothing to do with the Easter egg on.
So take that as you will. And we go into Coachella.
We're getting there a little later.
We only saw Megan the Stallion and Post Malone.
So we got there at like 5-6 o'clock and we're like, we'll
just eat there and we walk up and you go get your burger.

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We got like an hour till Megan the Stallion.
I see this pizza spot that I've been eyeing for the past two
days. I go over there little teeny
tiny pepperoni cup. Like the little cups, a little
cup all over it. Like like a mountain of the
pepperoni cups on this slice of pizza.
I'll take the pepperoni cups andI'll just drink the grease out.
It's. Like a shot of grease and they
put hot honey and ranch. Oh, they did.

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I was like, hey Sir, see that Hot honey and ranch, right?
There, did you squirt it on your?
Pizza, did you? Squirt it on your pizza.
I told him to do. I was like so.
They squirted it on your pizza, so.
I told him to. So they gave you hot honey?
I basically cooked the fucking pizza.
OK, do it again right now please.
What is fucking bad ass about itis he goes the hot honey.
Sure. He goes like this.

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Like this is the this is the hothoney.
He goes like this real quick. You know what it's like that
perfect zigzag. Yeah, he just goes, I go to the
ranch. He just hands me this fucking
perfect pizza square. And it was.
And like in that moment, in thatmoment, you just see a cat.
Is there a cat under? Me.
It's so cute right now I. Mean young you never look at me

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like that. Maybe be cute.
I'm not fucking cute at all. Sorry what the fuck?
If you said you weren't cute I would tackle you.
I would stage dive you and be like you are cute.
No, you're hot and sexy and strong and amazing and wonderful
and I love you and you're ruggedand I just sometimes you're
cute. Not right now.

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You trying? To get pregnant, you take your
auntie, my auntie's today. No, I have not been on birth
control in like 4 months. We pulled the goalie.
We've been risking it. OK, Speaking of which, the
Knights game when they pulled the goalie and the guy scored,
Oh my God, from all the way across in simultaneously like
half the stadium got up and leftfinally.

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Literally like a 2/3. Of All right, that's it.
Wait, hold on though. This fucking pizza.
I the pizza was tried. I tried like 2 bites of his and
I was like, I need to have that pizza.
But I was like, I'm going to wait until because this was
right before Post Malone. And I was like, I'm going to
wait until after Post Malone because it's going to be right
before we walk back to get the Uber.
And it's going to be like a night.
Like I'm going to be a little toasty at that point and like a
little tipsy at that point. And it's going to hit even

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harder. We leave Post Malone.
And they were closed. All of the fucking food places
were closed, Yeah. That did.
I was, I was like genuinely so fucking depressed about that.
Like I was so sad. I.
Remember the Green Day concert too?
I got like 3 slices of pizza from just some random spots.
Still really good pizza and I just threw it on the table and

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that's where we had the the the bottle.
Service slices of pizza also we.Both drank like a whole bottle
of Malibu watching Green Day andthen between songs or breaks we
just walked back and would just shovel as much pizza as we can
in our mouths. And I was on all sorts of things
at that .0 my. God, I forgot about one of the
food things, sorry. That's fine.

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Go, go, go what? Is it hand rolls?
Oh, and then the sushi. Sushi, the sushi.
Was making me want sushi right now so badly.
I liked how they just rolled it up.
Like they didn't cut it, they just rolled it up and they're
like, here you go. You just hand like is.
That what that is? Yes.
Is that what that means? Yeah.
We're in. It's like a candy bar, but
sushi. Yeah, amazing rice, amazing
fish. It was free with the stuff that
we the the table that we got, but it was.

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So, so fucking good. Fucking There was like a there
was the crab, the lobster, the whatever.
There was like 6. Rolls.
There's one or I guess two more food things that I would like to
talk about. Deep fried crepe.
Oh fuck, I forgot about that one.
No, not that one. I know, but that was like it was
OK it. Was a deep fried crepe.
It wasn't great. The Szechuan noodles that I got,

(57:56):
the Berea ramen that you got. The Berea Ramen.
The Berea. The Berea.
Ramen. It was good which thank God.
We're not just going to go. It was good.
Well, I'm going to talk more about it.
Give me a second. Well don't bring your disgusting

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shit you ordered into my Berea. I.
Am you ended up fucking stealingan idiot.
Because I got my little Szechuannoodles and they looked decent
coming out of the window, right?She's eating and she's making
the faces while she's eating andshe's going hi spicy and it
doesn't taste good. I'm like, OK, well I don't give

(58:39):
a fuck, so give it to your garbage disposal.
I'll eat it. Here's my amazing beautiful I
never miss when I order shit Buria ramen.
Here you go. You can eat some of that while I
shovel down this. Whatever the fuck, I'm eating
it. And for some reason, and I don't
mind cilantro at all, I'm not one of those weirdos that are
like, it tastes like soap, like grow up.

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Anyways, I like cilantro. I like cilantro.
It's hard. It would be easier for me to
name things I don't like to eat.I eat everything.
I'm not a piggy eater. Fucking piggy eaters.
Grow the fuck up. Anyways, not that tangent right
now. Sorry anyways, but I'm eating
these noodles and it tastes likesalad.
There's so much cilantro in it. I swear to God.
It's like crunchy with I'm like,what is all this green shit?

(59:21):
I'm like and it was so much cilantro.
I was like, there's no way this is cilantro.
A whole fucking jars worth of chili onion oil or just chili
oil on top of it. Yeah, just spicy as so.
Much and like you have a tolerance for spice.
I'm kind of a pussy when it comes to spice.
You have a tolerance and you thought it was fucking hot.
Yeah, I it was dying. It was so spicy.

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I was like, I can't. It was.
Just a confusing It was like very fat noodles with a lot of
cilantro with a bunch of chili oil, and then it had garlic.
It was just a mess. I've had that dish before and I
loved it. It was just very poorly done.
I think they just kind of gave us a bad one or like they've
messed one up and they were like, did you send that one out?
Like I could see. Well and also like the beef
wasn't like what you would picture it was.

(01:00:05):
Like, yeah, there was beef. It was a literal mushrooms.
Like giant cubes of. Beef.
There was shiitake mushrooms andbeef in it as well.
It was a confused fat noodles, cilantro, chili oil, big chunks
of beef and shiitake mushrooms. Yeah.
It was like in just all in like this little container.
And I was eating it and I was just, it was like.

(01:00:26):
It may be sad because it looks so good I think.
They just got the I think they got the proportions wrong.
Like they just too much chili oil, too much cilantro.
They're. Also going to cut the meat, it
was like an inch or more than aninch, like square inch of beef.
Yeah, it was just, it didn't, I don't know, but the the Berea
ramen. That was fucking so thank God
you had that. So I.

(01:00:46):
Was just drinking the. And then we for drinks and shit.
Just stuck with rum. Well we started like the first
day I was doing vodka and Red Bull.
I literally could not sleep because I had been drinking
vodka Red Bulls all day. I had probably like fucking 7
Red Bulls. They give you like an 8 oz can
of Red Bull every time we order a vodka Red Bull or anything Red

(01:01:09):
Bull based. Yeah, it's like 30 ounces of
fucking Red Bull. So I remember you win.
You're like, I get it. And I was like, you're going to
have like, heart palpitations. And I did.
Drink, but like you don't like the red.
There's too much Red Bull. It was way too much Red Bull.
Don't do what I did. It was a terrible decision.
But this is what I'll say. So you go to Coachella.
Tickets are what they are. General admission, definitely

(01:01:29):
worth it. VIP, definitely worth it.
If you want to do the artist pass, if you got that in you, if
you got the means, if you got the funds, go for it.
Obviously that's the best bet. General admission and VIP,
you're going to have a great time, I assure you.
The food. Yeah.
Overpriced. It was minimum every single.
More than what you would expect.Hear me out, two people, it was

(01:01:51):
literally on average 50 to $70 every time for one meal with two
people and I'm talking like a burger and some fries or like a
big mess. Not even big mess of like crab
fries or like lobster rolls. Here's the deal though, super
overpriced, but when it's good and when I mean it's fucking
good. I was like, this is like, it was
like 4 to 5 stars everywhere. We fucking ate like they do

(01:02:13):
really let in like the best of the best.
Like it was, it was good food. Like, and if I'm going to pay a
lot for food at a festival whereeverything's overpriced, thank
you for at least making it good.And I liked being in the VIP
section just because it was like, I don't think we waited
more than like 3 minutes. I'm just letting you guys know
that the food was fucking incredible, although it was
overpriced as fuck. It was so.

(01:02:35):
Really good. If Coachella had a few more
bathrooms, you know, lowered theprices of the food just a little
bit. And then the drinks, it was like
the same thing. It was like for two people, like
probably 40 to 60 bucks. Yeah, Every time you order
something. And we were getting a lot of Red
Bulls, Yeah, But we were doing rum and Coke, too.
Yeah. And it was.
Still, it was. Still like, like Malibu,

(01:02:56):
lightweight coconut drunk Malibu.
Yeah. And like, just a Coke.
And like it was two of those were still like 40 to 60 bucks
around. And so like you could imagine
getting like 2 things to eat a day between two people and
having like 3 plus drinks like you're spending easily couple
100 bucks a day just on food. The thing that people forget

(01:03:18):
about the most Ubers. Oh yeah.
Because like, unless you're camping there, if you're staying
somewhere else, you got to get an Uber or you got to stay close
enough to where you can walk andgetting an Uber when you're
fucking leaving and there's like10,000 people trying to leave
too or whatever. Yeah, we didn't get an Uber any
of the nights. We ended up just getting
drivers. When you're walking to the Uber

(01:03:39):
station at Coachella, there's a bunch of drivers off to the
side. OK, this is my advice.
Talk to them, OK, especially if you're there like weekend too.
And these people are just tryingto get as many rides and reps as
they possibly can in these private drivers with really nice
cars and they're off to the sideand they're like, hey, come over
here, we'll give you a ride. We'll give you a ride.
We'll give you a ride. It was like 100 a 150 bucks.

(01:04:02):
If you if you talk to them rightand you kind of can and
depending on how close you are also.
Yeah, I just when I'm walking bythem all like cuz an Uber, but
comparatively like an Uber out of Coachella to go wherever
you're going, no matter where you're going, minimum like 60 to
$80.00 for sure minimum. That's the minimum, so.
Also, you have really bad service and it can be really

(01:04:23):
hard to, like get an Uber. Yeah, we didn't even try.
But like I know from previous years, I've waited like over an
hour for an Uber. I would stay there, I would stay
close enough to walk. And if I was doing an Uber, I'd
try to save up as much as I can.A couple 100 bucks to just
bargain with the people off to the side offering private rides.
Because at the end of the day, they don't want an empty car,

(01:04:45):
they wanna take you home. And I'm the son of a used car
salesman turned landscaper. So if there's any secret of why
I'm so good at yapping, my dad sold cars for like 1520 years
before starting a landscaping business.
And I just know it's worth they,they want your money in your
pocket and cash in hand is always good.

(01:05:05):
You pull out a lot of cash. You got a Benji on you.
And they're like, which they were like some of them were like
$400.00 for a ride, $300.00 for a ride, $250 for a ride.
And me, I was like, I got 100 bucks right here about 15
minutes away. You do that 15 times with these
drivers off to the side. One person that hasn't had a
ride in like 2 nights and no onewants.

(01:05:26):
To pay the money. The same guy two of the nights.
I know that was. Well, yeah, also while we're
talking about costs of everything, I think our Airbnb
was just because we're being transparent right now.
I think our Airbnb was about 3000. 3000.
Yeah. You booked the Airbnb?
Yes I did long time ago. It was $3000.
Yeah, well, think about how niceit was, a really nice Airbnb.

(01:05:48):
I know I felt like I was stayingat like Al Capone's house or.
Something It was really nice El.Chapo or something, It was like
this huge, nice resort. I spent about like 1500 or 2000
probably on my outfits, on outfits and like including like
accessories and fucking hair dyeand well.
So like Airbnb, Airbnb, Ubers? I'd say like minimum $1000 for

(01:06:11):
food and drinks for the whole weekend.
I think total rough estimate is about 10 grand, 10 to 15 grand.
Allow me to do the math in my head.
Because you have to also think about transportation getting
there. Again, I liked going weekend too
because things are a lot more negotiable.
Like the VIP section with the lounge chairs was literally like

(01:06:33):
4000 to $10,000 weekend one. And then we got it for like way
cheaper than that. Just like bargaining and being
like, well, OK, we're going to walk away.
Enjoy your empty section that noone's going to buy for the
night. And like we can give you this
much. Like 20 minutes later I was
like, wait, we can do, we can do1500.
I'm probably ruining my chances of ever doing that again or

(01:06:55):
negotiating, but I don't give a shit.
This is like lessons learned people.
If you're going places, you always have negotiation power.
If you're the customer, never forget that you go to buy a car,
know what you have money wise monetarily to spend and you
stick to that because these car dealers, these festival goers,
these concert people, people that do Ubers and shit right.

(01:07:18):
Like literally you offering thema fair price for transportation
or whatever you want with cash in hand.
You have all the negotiation power.
Don't make anyone ever make you feel like they don't.
Especially when right behind them it's a big empty section no
one's utilizing, right? Like getting people in there
like okay, we'll let them in cheap because then obviously

(01:07:40):
them being there, it tells otherpeople that it's worth buying.
So like you become the advertisement for them.
What I'm saying yes. I would say about 10,000 to
15,000 which I know is like a big gap but just based off of a
guesstimate. You could go to Coachella, I
would say for like 5 grand tops.Yeah.
And my suggestion and what I plan on doing is just checking

(01:08:02):
the set list for the rest of my life.
Saving up. And you're gonna have to
sacrifice, especially with mega douchebag in fucking office.
You're gonna have to sacrifice some other things if you really
wanna go to Coachella. And we did do it in a bougie
way. And thankfully, like I'm, I'm
very, very lucky. We're both very lucky to be in
those positions where we can. Do well we said before him we're

(01:08:23):
like let's do it bougie we literally were like let's do it
bougie for this podcast Part 1 and 2 I swear to God so we knew
the prices and we could like tell you guys like The Dirty
deets of it all just. Straight up how it is like being
an influencer, being a We aren'teven as bougie as most of the
other. Influencers.

(01:08:43):
That went are no, no, but like being like a decently bougie.
We're not trying to sound like cool, you know what I mean?
Like all the other influencers, we're like doing way more stuff
and trust me, they're spending way more fucking money on it.
Like they're the real problem. Like we're definitely a problem
for sure. Still like we facetiously,
egregiously over the top like spent the money.

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