09 12 2023 Joe Biden the Magician? and the comedian?

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Episode Transcript

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Welcome to the Jonathan and Kelly Show. Jonathan Rush I like to start with
something funny, and Kelly Nash Shoreand I have something in common for both
of them. Scranton, Pennsylvania.I wish I had him playing in my
high school ball club and I wasplaying, but I would have could have
been an all American Have you infront of me and the Jonathan and Kelly
Show. Maybe that's what it is, Kelly, what's that? Maybe maybe

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our president has been watching Joel Osteinand he likes to start off even on
the saddest of all occasions, well, one of the saddest, I don't
know, I think you know,the most deadly attack on American soil would
be categorized from his position as thepresident as one of the saddest moments in

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American history. Maybe even in theface of one of the saddest moments of
American history. Maybe it's good ifyou always open up with a little joke.
He does like to start with somethingfunny, and the Babylon Bee I
think has now encapsulated captured the essenceof Joe Biden with this headline. Biden

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comforts nine to eleven families by tellingabout the time he was playing Jenga and
his tower fell down. That's legitimatelylike not that far from how he addresses
crowds. But the great thing aboutBiden is like he could do two things
at the same time. He toldyou a little joke leading into a little

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lie. Well, the little jokewas included in the little lie because I
mean, when he's talking about he'simplying that he grew up in Pennsylvania,
which he did not, So there'sno possibility he played football for those guys.
But you know the rest of hiswhole speech is a lie as well.
Sure so, And you know something, I guess if I asked Kelly

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Nash, Kelly, what would yourather hear from Joe Biden? Okay,
a little eye even though not welltimed joke, maybe even a joke where
he screws out in the punchline.Maybe it's a joke you've heard a million
times before, but he tries toand he tells it differently, specifically so
that you won't see the punch linecoming. Okay, would you rather hear

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that or would you rather hear thatthat on nine to eleven of all days
we just facilitated yet more terrorists whohave decided than made their degree that they
will bring down the Great Satan,which is Us, and the Little Satan,
which is Israel. It seems asif Joe Biden couldn't make it to
any of the three memorial sites fornine to eleven because he was busy trying

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to figure out a way to fundterrorism. I mean he gave six is
a six billion dollars. Yes,I think you can do a lot of
damage with six billion dollars. Idon't know if terrorism is quite pricely pricey?
So the price has gone up sincethe Bush era. That's so maybe
not. You can't get as muchbowling up of the World Trade Center for
your bucks here, Good Lord,Jesus help us. Yeah, lady,

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what in the hill? You know? It's funny because if you just go
and I realize this is let's justtake Fox News. Okay, all right,
I can do it with any ofthem, but let me go to
Fox News because yesterday was a personalbest. I think, for wait a
minute, what the did you justtell me? Moments as you just scroll
through the news threads, so asI go to Fox News on my where

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the heck is it? Okay?Here we go, i'm's going to open
up my smartphone and go to FoxNews and reach you. Okay, headlines
whistle blower draws bombshell about agencies effortsto change the narrative on lab leak theory.
M you mean we might actually havea whistle blower who's now coming forward

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the wuhan virus may have actually startedas a lab leak. Liberal government handed
reality check from sheriff after unconstitutional gunband That was pretty good. The headline
previous was really funny and I can'tremember what it said. Put your guns
away, so said the mayor.The mayor. Oh, oh my god,

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the mayor has come down to theconstitutional issue. Everybody to get out
and sharpen your pencils. Kids.I mean, we should be talking a
little bit about this deal with theIt's so it's six billion dollars. Oh
yeah, we want to go backto that. I'm just it was yesterday
when I read that headline. I'mlike, wait, minute, what the

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hell? What wait? What thehell did I just read on nine eleven?
For God's sake, this is whatwe did. Now go back to
the details. Yeah, it's it'sbasically it's five political prisoners. Joe Biden
is authorized paying six billion dollars fortheir release. That's the gist of the

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deal. And even Robert Menendez isout against this. Robert Menendez, the
corrupt New Jersey senator, said,I have some serious concerns over what the
Biden administration has negotiated. I believethey should have contacted Congress. And I

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also think that this is an exampleof why we have to go ahead and
make it very clear to Americans,do not travel there if you may become
a hostage. I'm afraid we mayhave encouraged more kidnapping. According to Mitt
Romney, if you're willing to payover a billion dollars per prisoner, you're

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going to start seeing a lot moreprisoners. This is the thing that always
amazes me too. Like we've heardthe art of the deal. We've talked
about Donald Trump being able to negotiatewill now I believe we need to send
a copy of the art of thedeal over to the Biden administration. Let
me get this straight. You wantus to believe that you were hard nosed

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and you're negotiates. Otherwise, you'renot just going to give money to terrorists
for God's sake, You're you're notactually going to negotiate with terrorists. Okay,
So you get went to the table, hard nosed as you are,
and this is the best deal youcould get a little over a billion dollars
per hostage. I get a feelingyou left a little money on the table.

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You didn't need to, sir.I just don't understand. So I'm
trying to put myself not into themind of Joe Biden, but the Biden
administration. Right, So you're oneof the whether you're Barack Obama or whomever,
somebody who's actually calling the shots there, because it seems most people don't

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believe that it is Joe Biden anymore. But just go back to the withdrawal
from Afghanistan, and the whole ideawas, we really want these photos of
us leaving Afghanistan, like we wantto be able to show that we're the
you know, the peacemakers and allthis stuff. And it turned into a
feces show of the highest order,right with hundreds of people dying at the

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airport American hostages. I mean,there's all kinds of problems with that.
That should have been a very bigred flag. You know what, maybe
we should more carefully consider what we'redoing in order to get good press,
because in their minds, you wouldthink that the good press is going to

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be five Americans are coming home becauseof the strong diplomacy of one Joseph ar
Biden. And then maybe some farright wing extremists would put out there,
six billion dollars are going to theIranians. They just told you we're going
to use that six billion dollars tokill Americans. Yeah, that's the goal

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of the money, and you wentahead and did the deal. Anyway,
Wow, nobody's going to pay attentionto that. It's all over the Washington
Post, the New York Times.Everybody is talking about this. We don't
have to come, we don't haveto worry about covering it up. This
is how we talked about this briefly, O liber yesterday. This is how
stupid Americans have become, or theirperception of your intelligence. You just handed

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six billion dollars to professed enemies ofour country. Yes. Now. Meanwhile,
MSNBC's non stop coverage today, TheMSNBC has got their panties in a
wad, and a wad that shoutcould never get the stains out of Oh

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my goodness, they've got themselves ina wade over here, because soon Speaker
McCarthy to address reporters having to dowith the announcement of an impeachment inquiry over
when whether Biden's heading up the cryingfamily of influence pedaling to foreign nations while

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right here, I don't. Irealized that stupidity is not expressly written like
bribery in the Constitution. But thebest case scenario you could make in an
argument is, you know something thatwas a stupid decision. I realized that's
not an impeachable offense. No,but I believe that aiding in a betting,

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aiding in particular to the tune ofsix billion dollars a self profest enemy
of the state is something that probablywould rise to an impeachment level. Well,
you know, Joe Biden is filledwith mixed messages, and so for
example, his little Asian tour thathe wrapped up in Vietnam the other day,

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when he's standing at the microphone,one of the more famous lines that
he said, and I don't havea word for word, but the gist
of it was, I don't wantto put China in a box. We're
not trying to hurt China. We'renot trying to. We just want to
have a good relationship where each sideknows where the other stands. Okay,

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we'll just put that to the sidefor a moment. What was the point
of going to Vietnam in all ofAsia? The point was to put China
in a box. That's the goal. The goal is to tell these other
nations around China, the US isyour friend, and we know that China
is hostile towards you, and we'regoing to support you. So then you

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go and tell them, But that'snot what we're trying to do. What
are you trying to do? Idon't know that he knows what he's trying
to do, but you literally justdestroyed the whole trip in one sentence.
It's not that it defies description,it defies all other thoughts that are surrounding

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this whirlwind fart of a conversation thatcomes out of this man's mouth. Well,
and I mean, I don't wasit that press conference where the lady
just kind of jumped in and shutthem off. Yes, at the end
of the fourth question of that willconclude, our president's supposed to take five.
Remember, he does exactly what he'stold that's right, but he had

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already messed it up too bad,screwed it up. And you know it's
like Kamala Harris coming out and saying, after we're talking about how great the
economy was under batonomics and Americans affordedall us away from bankruptcy, you just
oh, shut up, go tocommercial break. At the same time,
so you know, you've got thisVietnam thing going on. So here's what's

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here's how geo political politics are playingout right now. So China and Russia
are dancing with each other. Theyare trying to figure out can we take
over the world together? That's legitwhat they're thinking. Can we work do
our governments work well enough together thatwe can tolerate each other if we take

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over America and take over Europe?And what other authoritarian relationships do you have
that you want to protect in thisIf any putin or anybody you want to
bring along to the party, Imean, we'll bring the smaller countries in
as lesser thans if need be.But I just wanted to point back that
Vietnam, Thailand have been getting pressuredfrom China, and so they have been

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they are buying arms right now fromRussia, so Vietnam looks at Russia as
a protector. The US goes inthere with the President of the United States
to try to fix that relationship,and he immediately screws the whole thing to
helen a handbasket by saying, wedon't want to change China. You absolutely

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want to change China if you actuallygive a rip about stopping this progress,
not only of China but of Russia. When they talk about Donald Trump and
Russia, Russia, Russia and collusion, all the evidence shows that Joe Biden
is in the US Rasha collusion.It's him. It's him with the China
collusion. If you if you're anywherein the world right now New Zealand,

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I think the most remote part ofthe world, you are in great danger
because the America is failing its wholeobligation to be the world leader. Maybe
that was a slight of hand thatdistracted us, as the great magician that
he is, from the fact thatwe don't have the manifest was hunter Biden
on Air Force One? Was didhe get off like on the real steps

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As we let Joe off with therascal, We're gonna have to get Joe
a slide. Yeah, the AirForce one now lands, they asked,
the hand drops out, and ourpresident comes down on a rascal. That's
the way we show pure strength andpower. While his sun went down the
real steps and into an office somewhereand cut his deal in Vietnam? Is
that what happened? Was it aslide of hand thing? It's funny that

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you bring that up, because Joe'son basically what the press was calling the
vitality to her, showing everybody howoh I'm full of vim and vigor.
And in the middle of that speechhe says, I don't know about you,
guys, but I'm going to bed. This guy could screw up.
At the least you could have donewhat's had like a hot vehicle. But
nice chick on your arm when yousaid that, give us something, brother,

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Not that you're gonna go get wrappedup with a little Teddy bear at
night night and take a little warmglass of milk. Well maybe he was
gonna get finfin the change spot.God help us. You're right. I
don't know how many mixed messages youcan send. Previous to Joe Biden's administration.
The great example of a mixed messagewas your daughter comes home with the

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guideon Bible, and at least withthat one you knew what was going on,
But with this one you have noidea, which leads me to believe
that there's another an agenda, andthe other agenda has to do with the
Biden crime family. What else makessense? Well, okay, so let
me ask you this question then,because it's a is Joe Biden? He

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is I think by most people's estimation, I mean, even according to surveys
of Democrats, he's not serving thecountry. Well, the question becomes is
it intentional or is it just buffoonery? And you could make a good case
for either one. Joe Biden hasbasically been a buffoon his entire political life.

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Who's just survived on the ability ofDelawareans to keep electing him, which
is one of the more amazing thingsthat's ever happened. But he's never been
a respected individual. He's been mockedby the press for most of at least
since the eighties when he first ranfor president and he was exposed as a
liar, and then they started lookinginto him and he's lied about his college,

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he's lied about his athletics, he'slied about his wife, He's lied,
he lies about everything. So he'sthat guy. So is this intentionally
selling out America to help the Bidencrime family, Because if it is,
then Barack Obama and Valerie Jarrett andall of them are not involved. Or

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is it an intentional destruction of America? And Joe Biden just gets to wet
his beak a little bit on theway down, because that is what Barack
Obama wanted. Barack Obama said,we're what just the day away from fundamentally
changing the United States of America forever. And remember, I still have the
chair, and I refuse to everget rid of it. I have the

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chair. I know I was sittingin when I saw him say that the
first time on television. And youknow, at that time, I think
a lot of people said, whatthe hell does he mean? Why would
you fundamentally change America? And again, it's hard to you know, if
you weren't like politically plugged in inseven to oh eight, then you might
not know what it was like beforethe Obama administration. But most Americans in

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two thousand and seven were very proudof their country. We felt like we
have done a lot of great thingsaround the world. We had given freedom
to a lot of people. We'vecontribut did a lot of world wealth to
countries that we're trying to come up, whether there be third World countries or
second World countries becoming first World countries. We've helped all around the world.

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We've defended freedom, We've done alot of good in the world. We're
not perfect, we get it,but we felt like we're actually the greatest
nation on earth. That's the waymost Americans felt. Why would you want
to fundamentally change that? Well,now you see by like twenty eleven,
twenty twelve, twenty fifteen, twentytwenty, these people are talking about its
systematic racism, where the whole constitutionis unjust. It was built by slave

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owners to protect slavery, which isall and Joe Biden's words malarkey, but
that's how they seem to feel andbelieve that that's the reality of it,
and they feel like they want totake America down and make us a second
world country. They would love forus to be middle of the pack.
I'm trying to find a country wecould be like We're the new Romania exactly.

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They would love us to be Romania. Why do we not expect after
that was oh eight, and we'rein twenty twenty three, we have seen
nothing but Democrats under the guidance CebarackObama, no matter who was in office,
make the case that America is animperialist bastard nation. I'm sorry I

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didn't. I still don't know whichcountries were referring to as imperialist. What
it means that Vietnam is isn't itits own country? Still? Oh,
they would say that we forced ourculture. Sure, it's kind of like,
you know, the United Kingdom orwhatever. How they colonized India,
So India is still its own country. But they're you know, they've been

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badly influenced by Great Britain. Okay, we know that the Christians have been
told to get off your high horse. Yeah well look what's Obama told you
that? Of course post Christian nation? Sure, yeah so, and now
we've already talked about how many timesyou have to hear about the flaws inside
the constitution, not only because theywere white slave owners using their flowerty language.

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Probably broke out some kind of racistthe saurus to throw you off track.
Oh yeah, they had to getsome dog whistles in there. They
have plenty of dog whistles. Ithink the first constitutions actually came with dog
whistles if you go back in time. So we've been teaching this now for
the better part of two decades,so why would they not. It's like
somebody the other day was talking abouthow strong the Teacher's Union is in America,

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and we were talking specifically about notonly the Library and Association of the
YadA, YadA, YadA. Andif you go back and realize, at
what point did the Teacher's Union becomethe largest contributor to the Democrat Party,
that's the year that they started theindoctrination in our schools. So this is
not something that's happened overnight. It'snot a shift in the American mindset.

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Because they have seen their own realityplay out in such a way that they
know these to be true and holdthem to be self evident. It's because
we've taught them this. So whyare we surprised that Joe Biden can say
the most stupid things in America?And most Americans sit there like a bobblehead
and just go, yeah, that'sright, that's right, that's right.
Well, I just I was justwondering, do you think that this is

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because Joe Biden is incompetent or doyou think that it's Barack Obama, Valerie
Jarrett and the far left Basic CommunistParty of America is pushing an agenda that
will destroy America. Well, Ithink there's two things going on. This
is my personal belief. I believethat Barack Obama, who we know,
had already warned Joe, hey,cut it out with your son. We

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know he needs him out in thecocaine. We'll get that for him.
But cut it out with the businessdeals and tell John Kerry's steps on to
go, you know, just gosit at the Hind's office. He's got
plenty of frigging money. They triedto keep them from getting their beaks wet
every frigging day in every possible country, but they couldn't. But Barack Obama

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knows, because he controls the press, he can keep that tamp down.
And he actually kind of likes itnow because it's created a little bit of
a diversion because Biden's still going towalk out and read what's on the prompter.
He's like Ron Burgundy, just putit on the prompter if he can
read it, given that we've givenhim a shot adderall, he'll read it.
So unfortunately, he goes off theprompter sometimes to make his stupid little

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jokes and says something stupid or goeson too some kind of China ass kissing
routine so that they got some dealsolidified for Hunter to be sure and take
back a I don't know, suitcasefull of cocaine and EFTs for the next
six million dollars. I don't knowwhat's going on, but I think that
but Barack Obama has had to adjustor at least make sure that he's in

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tune to how Joe Biden, whois the axe handle that can or the
as can fly off the handle.He has to manage that a little bit,
and it's actually played to his benefit. Now, how's that for a
heavy duty conspiracy theory. There's alot going on there. I think.
I think Barack Obama's that smart.He is a smart fella. I just

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hope Americans are waking up now.And more importantly, I hate to say
this, more importantly than Americans wakingup, I'm hoping that the world is
waking up. I'm seeing several differentworld leaders kind of speaking out against Joe
Biden now and speaking out against thepolicies of America and how harmful they are

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to us, and almost literally almostanyone could correct this. This is not
rocket scientists. This is the AmericaFirst agenda actually re vitalizes the entire planet.
Everybody benefits when America is doing well. It's like if you live in

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side. I mean, if you'rea South Carolinian, you live in Colombia
when the Gamecocks are doing well,Whether you like or hateum doesn't matter.
The city financially does better. Morerestaurants, more hotels, more whatever,
clothing, everything goes up when butat a at a level you can't comprehend

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when America is doing well. Notonly does the world's economy do better,
as you saw when we had aproblem in oh nine, the whole world
went into a tail spin. Butwhen you also think factor in that we
are the great protector. It's us, as the United Nations. Who are
you sending in with the blue helmets? Sure, you got no soldiers,

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it's us. And it's not justthat we have to do well, it's
that in us doing well, ittamps down evil. Yes, because evil
is the I would say the naturalorder of power evil and America set itself
up. It's only I mean,not even two hundred and fifty years ago,
is it. I mean, iftwo hundred years was seventy six,

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So it's not even it's it's onlybeen a few hundred years. And so
we are now on that arc towardsevil. If we don't straighten this thing
out, we might be as badas China someday. And when you look
at the rise of evil, andthen you put on top of that the

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the inauguration of the Biden administration andrealize how close to the flame you are
dancing little butterfly, Because we knowthat all great conflicts begin with one of
five things. It's land, power, drugs, sex, or money.
We got all five right there inthe Biden administration, just on one laptop.

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So when you're starting to realize howclose you're dancing to the actual flame.
And one of the things that Ramaswamisaid that initially I thought was a
pretty too right, too far rightsty when he said you want incremental change

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or revolution. I get it thatthere are a lot of people want to
that want the revolution from what they'recurrently looking at, but I don't believe
that the word revolution is defined wellenough in their mind, and he hasn't
a good dump job defining it sothat it becomes a constitutional republic again based
on our Constitution, not rewritten.So that's where I think Donald Trump I

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realized the authoritarian that he is.According to MSNBC, Donald Trump seems to
be the guy who's truly standing onthe Constitution, although he doesn't fully understand
it. That's why we have tomake sure he's circled with the right people
once he gets back in office,and I believe he will be well,
I mean literally any Republican at thispoint, I agree with that. Nicki
Haley Scott absolutely that always again,I can't remember the guy from North Dakota.

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Yeah, Burgram who got hurt playingbasketball. The other guys, right,
So anybo those guys would be betterthan Joe Biden. Anybody. And
if you're somebody I was just remindedof this, if you're somebody who maybe
is a little bit younger, andto me, anyone under fifty is a
little bit younger. If you havenot heard The Americans by Gordon Sinclair that

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became popular. I think it originallyaired on a Canadian broadcast that will kind
of went on like the Detroit Chicagoarea markets they could hear it, and
then it kind of had a littlelife of its own, and it actually
charted as a single, I thinkin the seventies, and then in the
eighties Ronald Reagan kind of made itfamous again. That's where I heard it

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was through Ronald Reagan's a Canadians perspectiveon what America is. And go and
listen to that, because it's stilltrue today. What he's talking about about.
When there's an earthquake around the world, when there's a flood in you
know, Africa, when there's thosesome sort of global crisis, who's first

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on the scene. It's the Americans, and we need Americans more than ever.
And he's like, and nobody everthanks them all as we do.
The French mock him, you know, the Canadians make fun of them.
We're all insulted by him. Wehate them, but we couldn't survive without
the Americans. And the other onethat came to mind as you mentioned that
Gordon Sinclair, if I were theDevil, a warning to America by Paul

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Harvey. Oh, go listen tothat one. That's prophetic. I'm gonna
listen to both of those today asI'm driving back to Saluda.