161: Nathan's Famous Hotdogs - 1 Star Review - Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

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TREY GERRALD (00:00):
Chelsey's tickle box has been literally kicked over.

CHELSEY DONN (00:03):
Okay, I'm sorry,

VOICEOVER (00:11):
Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score., Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!,

Hello,

Well, hello and welcome to Review That Review.
We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing.

Reviews, my boy,

That's my dog, Chelsey Donn.

and there's my patriotic dog, Trey Gerrald,

But just call us the patriots that are.

VOICEOVER (01:02):
The Review Queens, You

of July episode.

It is the 4th of July episode, We have officially reached, I think, the pinnacle of the summer, right, like the 4th of July, that's when it all starts, Happy July 3rd, Happy Arab July 4th,

all I have to say on the 4th of July is
cuz I'm a patriotic boy,

Wow, Trey, you're giving such macho vibes right now.
It's making me a little, okayso Trey really delivered today.
He is wearing like a blonde long wig andthen he has a backwards like a camo military

I love guns, gimme guns,

very emo and then like sort of contrasted by like an off the shoulder
flowy American flag tunic y top.

well, this is a female top, it has two openings,

Oh wow, that's a whole different look.
Wow, you could be sleeveless orsleeve with a little peek a boo,

peek a boo,

which, who doesn't love a peek a boo, that's a very nice top, Trey, I realized before we started recording, I've had such a crazy busy week that I didn't even order anything 4th of July, I was like, oh, surely I have something, and then I didn't, so I really had to put together this ensemble for you,

Chelsey has a cute red ribbon that's sort of tied like a little, what do you call that?

I don't even know, I'm ass caught, I don't

like,
an ascot, with a white shirtand blue denim jacket, it's very
4th of July as well.

feel like they wouldn't kick me out of the party for this.
I'd hope.

VOICEOVER (02:45):
look like the 4th of July, Makes me want a hot dog real bad,

Happy 4th of July, are you gonna eat a hot
dog?

course, I'm gonna eat a hot dog.
Wouldn't be a 4th of July without hot dogs.
Am I right?

Hebrew National,

Get yourself a few drinks and let it all out, Queen.
Would you like to?

VOICEOVER (03:07):
Lodge a complaint,

why yes I would.
You know, uh, I have to drop the deep voicebecause it's just not natural for me, and I'm not in my teens anymore, I don't have to pretend.

Oh,

Today, it's very fitting that you're wearing
denim because when I think of America,I do think of Levi jeans, I think
of denim.
I don't know if we inventedit, but I think we did.
I don't know, is Levi German?
I don't
know.
Who knows?
Anyway.

Feels American.

I think it's American.
right?
Yeah, I think

Levi

Well,

Sounds German.

sound American.
Well, regardless, it's not necessarily about Levi.
Today, I need to lodge a complaintagainst something that, once again, this is going to be a little vulnerable, because I don't think this happens
to everyone.
But, um, as someone who is chewky andstill wears tight fitting jeans, I'm going

was founded in San Francisco, California.
Sorry, Levi Strauss Co., America.
Okay, logical.

I'm going to lodge a complaint against ripped belt loops.

I mean, I don't even wear belts, but I hear ya.

Okay, so, it generally only happens to me in my tight fitting jeans, and that's from trying to yank them up, because they're so form fitting, and then, you know, I do purchase a lot of, I don't even buy Levi's anymore, there was a period of time when I did, but, I buy denim that has enough spandex in them, so, um, I'm yanking up, and then, denim is, is, is tight, it's taut, it's like hard, the spandex is a little less so, so then when you yank too hard, the stitch comes out, and what's really annoying, cause I do wear belts always,

work or in

you have a broke, and always, even when I wear denim shorts in the summer, I always wear a belt.

You're, you're that much of a belt guy?

Well, yeah, because I don't want to be yanking my pants up all

Wow, Trey.
I'm still learning new things about you.
It's amazing to me.
All right, continue.

It's amazing to me that you don't wear

Never wear a belt.

I thought everyone wore belts.

can't be bothered with a belt personally.

Well, okay.
What happens is when you are missing a belt loopbecause it's been ripped off, either you have to cut the other part of the loop that didn't rip
so that you

so you're just like surpassing that loop.

Well, you have to because you've, you've ripped it off.
So the belt then when you wear it,it's like going over and then you have this like weird space between

One.

the sagging jeans and like the belt that's continuing on the path from
the other loops.
And then it like is so awful.
And inevitably it happens to me.
I've probably done this three times in my life.
And then those jeans, I just can't wear themanymore because it's always going to like
gape.
It's always going to gape in that mathematicalequation of only putting six loops on pants when

(05:52):
you lose one.

lack of pants loops, Belts losing every time,

Yeah, it's like anything that has casters, anything that has casters, like a table or a filing cabinet, once
you lose one of the four,

you're screwed,

that's exactly what happens to your pants when you miss, when you have a broken belt loop, so I have to, I have to complain about it, it's very frustrating, in honor of San Francisco, Levi Strauss, I just have
to lodge this complaint aboutripping belt loops on denim.
Could be dress pants too, I've never done it, butfor this 4th of July, so that is my complaint.

(06:26):
Chelsey, what's there for you?

very fair.
I like that complaint a lot.
My question for you, I guess, is Now thatI know you to be kind of like a master seamstress, Could you not sew it back on?

No, I've tried it once before, it just didn't last
very long, because in order to like, because it'sso thin, the belt loop, that you have to sort of go horizontal, and then it's just like you see this like line of stitching, which is like
really weird, because you can't goup and down, because that's the belt
loop, and I'm not going to doit by hand, now that I have a

I was gonna say you used to do it all by hand,

I can't imagine doing that anymore.

I hear you, I mean anything like that, like you said, I like how you made it universal at the end, like if you have a cabinet or something and it has those little like ping things in it and then you lose one of the pings and then the cabinet, if it's not like weighted, if like it's too heavy on one side, then all of a sudden that side, other side's coming up and it's like a balancing act, I hear you, it's a nightmare.

And like, where do you buy one of those replacement

then, yeah, and even if you say you're gonna buy a replacement or

You're

you like use a screw instead because you're like, well this fits, like it's never, it's always a temporary solution and then that's it, that's when you know things have really gotten away from you, so I hear you, so let's pull up our pants, okay, because we're gonna have to hold on tight, But carefully, don't rip them.
We need our belts working because we are aboutto hop right in to a 4th of July online review.

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER (07:57):
Review That Review,

As you know, we are your trusty Review Queens.
We bring in reviews from the internetthat we think need to be inspected.

We read you a review, we break it down together and rate the impact of that review on a scale from 0 to 5 patriotic crowns.
It's a really regal process that we call

VOICEOVER (08:18):
Assess That Kvetch,

And, Chelsey, you have the honor of the 4th of July one.
So what did you get for us, Diva?

Well, as you've been teasing,

VOICEOVER (08:28):
me want a hot dog real bad,

so when I think of like the most iconic hot dog that I could possibly think of, Trey, I don't know.
Actually, I'm gonna ask you, what's the mosticonic hot dog in the world, in my opinion?
What would you say?

I was gonna say it just occurred to me that This isn't my answer, but I don't know the name.
I think it's like saber,
but it's like yellow with black.
That's like a hot dog.
But obviously what occursto me is Oscar Mayer Wiener.

Interesting.
See, this is the difference between growingup in the South and growing up in the North.
I'm curious to know what you listenerswould think if I asked you that question.
You can slide into our DMsand let us know or call us.

Why?
What?
Wait, let me think.

I'm gonna say, like,

Island?

ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

Oh, okay, good.

uh, Spacifics plays on Coney Island.

Oh, shoot.
Um, I think I know this.

They do a hot dog contest,

I don't know.
Wait,

with an N,

national
hot dog?
Oh, Nathan's

Famous Hot Dogs,

never had.

you've never gone?

No, but can't you get them anywhere?
Like, it's
not

now you can get them at, yeah, so okay, so it started in Coney Island, I'll read you a little bit of the back story, because I have the information from the business, so Nathan's Famous is an iconic American fast food institution, renowned for its delicious hot dogs and rich history, it was established by Nathan Handwerker.
Interesting new product,handworker, handworker products,

Hand Worker Hot Dogs has a nice ring.

oh god, okay, established by Nathan Handworker in 1916 in Coney Island, Brooklyn, the original Nathan's Famous Sand has become a landmark symbolizing The flavor of New York and it's memorable, craveable, and because it's 2024, Instagrammable offerings.

(10:30):
The menu has evolved over the years.
It now features a variety of items, includingburgers, chicken heroes, onion rings, and shakes with a commitment to quality.
And a nod to tradition, Nathan's continuesto serve up a taste of nostalgia alongside its modern offerings, inviting patrons to make their own history every bite.

Now, am I correct that Nathan's Hot Dogs colors are green and yellow?

Yeah.
So it's like a green and yeah, exactly.

it does, it does make me think of like, of course, I frequent these all the time.
But like, when you go to a sportsgame, like there's going to be
Nathan's Hot Dogs.
Now that you say that.
Yeah.

Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, definitely in New York, I would think.
It's just an institution, like, for me, atleast, my mom, my parents, my grandparents, my great grandparents all lived in Brooklyn.
So, for them, this was, like, a really big deal.
Like, my mom has so many, I mean, mom, call in1 850 REVIEW ZERO and tell us a Nathan story.

(11:31):
She has so many stories about going to Nathan's.
As a kid, and even like to this day, everyonce in a while, like every decade, her and my dad will like go out of their way, just to go,

That's so

so it definitely means a lot to a lot of people, and it has for a long time,

your parents don't go out of their way every decade to go to McDonald's so she can burn him with coffee again?

Oh, good memory, Trey, No, they

That's probably fine.

Yeah, I think that that part of the relationship is over, Um, if you're interested in that story, you can join the Patreon, So, yeah, Nathan's is an institution for everyone except for Rachel H., but, getting ahead of myself, so, the overall on Yelp is, any guesses?

I mean, I'm going to say it's probably four something, 4.
2.

You would think, right,

Oh,

actually 2.
9,

Wait.
So this is for the original stand in
Coney

is the original San Antonio, which, you've been to Coney Island or no?

I've been once before.

Yeah, it's fun, I used to go like a couple times when I was going to NYU, it's fun, it's like a good thing, to do over the summer.

the only time I've ever been, we went on the 4th of July.

Look at that, Trey!
Full circle moment.
Okay, so this is Nathan's Famous inits original Coney Island location.
Rachel H.
is an elite reviewer.

Uh oh.

I say sort of under my breath and y'all, you'll see why in a second, but this is Rachel H.
's One Star.
Review of Nathan's Coney Island,

On you up.

Anyo,

All right.

Forgotten about with clam chowder flung at you might be a little bit easy to look past seeing they were accidents but adding cold food on top of that is just not right

What?
Clam chowder?
Ew.
So

so we ordered they weren't that busy then we waited about 45 minutes or so for our order watching others Come and go, It became apparent that we were forgotten about, So once we got their attention, They asked why we haven't gotten our food, My answer was, Why don't you tell me?, Oh, well, we already gave this out, Yeah, that might have happened, But you didn't give it to me, The one who paid for it, Oh, okay, I'll get it for you,

confused.

During the whole first wait session, one of the associates went over to get some clam chowder, he then over poured it, getting it on his hand, so I'm assuming it was burning, so he then flung the excess into the air, it went right my way,
with some getting on my clothes, the counter,and even more on the floor, this didn't really bother me all that much considering, this

I'm glad you included it then, Rachel.

This didn't really bother me all that much considering I hate clams, I get it was hot and what he did was instinct tells you to do,
okay, then forgetting about our order, thenquestioning it didn't bother me that much either,

Oh, God.

okay, then forgetting, then forgetting about our order, then questioning it didn't bother me that much either as I wasn't in a hurry to go anywhere.
The part that was over the top was ourcold food, like I didn't expect much from a fast food concept ever, as I hardly ever eat it, and even fewer reviews, it, I can't get through it with one breath, okay,

and I

I didn't expect that much from a fast food concept ever, as I hardly eat it, it, And even fewer review it, as I'd rather spend my money elsewhere, But you can't go to Coney Island and not try Nathan's, Or yes, you can, because this was bad, like bad, bad.

video!

So our food, the onion rings we ordered were cold, soggy, And just pathetically bad, clearly they were sitting for a very long time.
The Hell's Kitchen burger wasn't spicy,it was cold and mediocre, and definitely the second worst thing we ordered,
as it just needed more sauce, jalapenos,and to be hot, the chili cheese dog was also cold and underwhelming,

Wow.

the only good part of it, the

Chelsea's tickle box has been literally kicked over.
Hot dog

only good part of it was the hot dog had that snap to it, That I always look for when getting what?
Okay.
Overall, this was a terrible experience.

end.

Overall, this was a terrible experience at a place that I've heard of for many years and finally got to try.
Like, I didn't come in with high expectations,but the expectations I did have weren't this by any means, by B U I, by any means, as this was beyond bad and I've spent a good amount of years working in the food industry.

(17:40):
Okay, then we also, I'm gonna send this toyou, Trey, because we also have some pictures.
I want you to just describe what you're seeing.
Oh my, I really got tickled by that one.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm crying over here.

okay, let's see, I'm scrolling down, wow, it's a lot of fucking pictures,

Right, okay, start with the first one.
Describe what you see in thepicture and then read the

The first one is fucking hilarious.
So the first one is documenting thatepic story of not really caring that much about the clam chowder spillage.
But I just want to say, the spillage literallylooks like if you took like an eyedropper and did a tiny drop of clam chowder.
There's maybe, maybe I, there's one that'sthe largest, it's smaller than a penny.

(18:23):
Then, just above that, there's one that'sliterally like a spittle, and then there is one that's like on the edge that like literally looks like what your mind thinks of when you do like an eyedropper of like food coloring.
Some of the flung clam chowder is thecaption, and clam chowder is capitalized.

Oh, God.

I mean, that is so minimal that I am like infuriated that it's in the review, but we'll get to that.
Okay, the second picture.

maybe most of it ended up on her.

Oh, good point.
Then there's a picture.

a piece of it for evidence, I guess.

So the picture is like at the register where you see the menu and it says inside the
next picture.
It's a picture.
of a really messy cheesy hot dog in a containerwith like what looks to be like chili spilled like uh on the top and on the lip where the box connects and this caption is chili cheese dog

(19:19):
it does look

it's like, it's like the cheese whiz,

it does Right, it does look like it would be good, but looking at it, it, like, it looks unpleasing.

I think it's like typical, like, you know, when you look at a McDonald's sandwich in an ad, it's like, Ooh, that looks good.
And then you get it and you'relike, gross, but also good.

And then the next picture is captioned, soggy onion rings, but I'll tell you, the photo looks like exceedingly crisp onion rings
inside

at least they look like really good.
It looks like funnel cake around an onion.
It looks like delicious.

And then, this next photo is like, probably a few steps away from where their photo of the inside was, it's to the side a little bit, and it says, Where We Waited for 45 Men.
Ew, and I can see above the menus, theyhave the giant lettering that says, Seafood, and that makes me want to vomit.

Oh, well, it's not that gross because it's actually like, um, like a lobster roll.
Does that make you feel better?

Yeah.
Alright, and then our last photo, is also of likea container and it has looks like a burger with some jalapenos popping out it looks really good to me and the caption is hell's kitchen burger

Okay.

rachel

Should we talk about Rachel H.?

i really gotta say this clam chowder photo is absurd i can see why it wasn't really that big of a deal
didn't really bother me

Did really bother me.
She said that a few times,but she still mentioned it.

Okay, so obviously, Rachel doesn't like punctuation.
It's like, very hard to get thenarrative if you're not reading it.
Because it's, it's as if this is Jessie Spano onspeed singing, I'm so excited, because she can't

I Know

here.
It just seems that they, like, feltthat they were forgotten about.
and then they waited for 45 minutes insteadof like at any point in the 45 minutes being like hey did you forget about my order and then where i'm really confused oh and then it's like all of the food was like a little less hot than they wanted it to be
and how that's surprising since this is afamous place but what i get really confused at

yeah,

was

there's a confusing section.
I don't know if this is what you're talkingabout I think what happened was they called for their food and someone else took it maybe

that makes

And then they were like, you took it or whatever.
And she was like, no, I didn't take it.
I'm the one who bought it.
I think I should know if I took it or not.
And then I think they had to remake it.

see all of that could have been

Like, it's like, and it's like, it's annoying because there's no, like, these are different characters speaking.
That's what's so confusing about this review.
Cause it's like, okay, like, it'slike the person that works here.
Okay.
Well, we already gave it out.
And then you saying, yeah, that might'vehappened, but you didn't give it to me.
The one who paid for it.
And then they said, oh, okay, I'll get it for you.

right, with three

like everything that exists within that two and a half line area, like if they had put quotes, like this, it's not just a situation of them forgetting periods.

right, there's no punctuation.

no punctuation like there's like no quote marks where there should be quote That's why I was kind of reading it robotic as I'm like did you do this speak to text?
Because that's the only thingthat makes any sense to me.

I am also just looking over this, their whole complaint about the Hell's Kitchen Burger, they want it to be spicier, and it said it needed more sauce and jalapenos, but the photo they provide, I can see four jalapenos spilling out the side, so I'm not really sure what that's about, and I can see a puddle of sauce on the bottom bun, so I, I don't know, Rachel's losing me a little bit with their disrespect for writing a narrative.

Disrespect.
Utter disrespect.

because I'm wondering if they were

Honestly, like nearly a crime against humanity as an elite

Yeah, I don't like whoever's in charge of elites Like this gives them a bad name that this is from someone who's elite.

And this is exactly playing to my point that I've made a few times when we brought in elite reviewers that were subpar Which is that I think there's a formula for To becoming an elite reviewer, and the formula is writing lengthy reviews, possibly ones that have lots of paragraphs, maybe not, lengthy reviews, so a certain amount of words, and then adding photos, and if you do that over and over and over again, you'll become an elite reviewer, regardless of whether or not your reviews are full of trash or not,

Well, it's interesting because if you're a Yelp reviewer So let's say so if this is truthful and
Rachel was that upset about it all
I can understand being so annoyed That you're likeI can't even process like I'm just rage reviewing
but You If you care enough to be anelite, if you've put in enough time and effort, then I think there's a loyalty, and almost like an oath you take, to like,

(24:04):
give value, even if you hate the experience,like, you have the integrity enough to maintain the level of an elite, to

Mm hmm.

at least put a comma, or at least, if you don't want to do quotation marks for the different characters,
then at

Do a line break.
There's a story to be told here, but it'slost in just this like very strange way of formatting and writing without any, you know, proper line breaks or punctuation or anything.

Alright, so, we could talk about the spelling grammar here forever, but it's clearly like, If I could give it less than zero, I would.
Never thought I would say that sincerely.

right, right, right, right.

The value, new and unique info.

Yeah.

I mean, you're getting a hot dog and like a burger on Coney Island.
Like, this is not going to bea Michelin star hot dog cart.

Mm hmm.

So, but what I'm hearing is perhaps The workers might be a little messy and like they might fling things around by accident or like they're working at such a high volume that if you aren't paying an acute level of attention, someone could just snatch your order.
I mean, I've never thought of that, butthat doesn't feel location specific.
That feels like any place where they'regoing to, like, call out that your order is ready, but I would say half of that is on you because if you're not fully paying attention,

right.
Like maybe you just got used to waiting there.
So you were like playing, joking aroundwith your friends and you didn't hear it.

but the photo of like the menu and like obviously we've discussed the difference between professionally shot food staging versus like the
hot dog you're holding, this looksright up my fucking goddamn alley.
America, fuck
yes.
This is like low class, nasty,fried, disgusting, like awful food.
Like I want to eat all of these burgers.

(25:53):
Maybe I'm just hungry, but likeit looks fucking gorgeous to me.

I mean, I do think that, if I'm trying to give them credit, like, I think that the photos are good.

Yeah, I also have another question here about if all the food was under warm, Are they making
a point that someone stole their food or are theymaking a point that their food sat for 45 minutes?
I don't know.
I don't necessarily trust Rachel'struthful shaniness necessarily.
I think they're so angry because they're hungry.

hangry, yeah.

But if your food is cold, I mean, can we guarantee that's typical?
Like, is your food always going to be cold?
I would doubt it.
Like they must be

Or was it like sitting in the, I don't know, was it just sitting in the wings and they never put it in the, in the window?
I don't know.

but I will say the hot dog container is paper, but you can see the onion ring container is one of those.
Pretty, like, more expensive, thick plastic
containers, which, it does seemto me like those would sog up,

Yeah,

cause it's gonna, the plastic's gonna keep that heat in there more than the paper.

yeah, I agree.
So, I mean, I trust, like, that's thething is, like, I trust certain things about this review, but the way that it's written is making me question things.
Is there anything else we need toconsider before we go into the crowning?
Or have we, I mean, clearly,I found it hysterical.
I

No, I think it's funny too, but I'm more angry at her than I am humored by her.

Yeah.
And the impact, well, let's talk about

Yeah, let's just crown it Okay, so Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and in an effort to be fair and patriotic by not influencing one another, we're gonna simultaneously reveal our ratings.

VOICEOVER (27:31):
The Queens are tabulating,
Total
Score

Okay.
Trey's holding up one and a half crowns.
I'm holding up two crowns.
Trey, you go first.
Why one and a half crowns?

almost did, too, and I just flipped it at the last minute.
Because it's so egregious, like, you didn'teven do one singular pass to make sure that
Your typing was understandable.
Like the whole point is to be helpful.
That's what reviews are.
And if you are hurting your owncause, then what the are you doing?
Like, I'm so mad.
And I also, just the pictures, like there'sno reason to talk about the flinging clam chowder and include that photo because it's literally a spittle and then to include the story and then be like, but it didn't really

(28:15):
bother me.
It's like, what?
Like you're obviously going for likea character count or a word count or
something.
It was entertaining.
But there's not much impact for me, like, itsounds like they even express that this is not their go to sort of dining experience or review per se, but to me, I love this kind of food, so, I don't know, I think it's not a match for Rachel, I appreciate that they wanted to contribute, but they didn't do a good job, so, I can't give more than one and a half for Rachel, you know, maybe they do better elsewhere, but not at Nathan's, Chelsey, why did you do two crowns?

I did too.
I'll start with the good.
I think the photos were informative like nomatter what even even like ignoring the captions or the captions were pretty brief anyway, and I obviously like got a chuckle out of this.
I thought this was very entertaining.
So that was where my two crowns camefrom, but I really I think there's nothing worse than a faux elite.
It's like elites are bad enough, buta faux elite is It's just annoying.

(29:13):
If you're pulling the focus because people aregoing to see your reviews more because Yelp gives preferential treatment to elite reviewers.
So if you click on like what, Oh,I want to read the one star, you're going to see this review first.
And I think that's doing adisservice to the reader.
And.
That was why I only gave the two crowns, butI did find this to be very funny, and I read a lot of Nathan's reviews, ultimately I thought this was the most entertaining, but it was so curious to me, it's like so many other things like this that we've reviewed that are popular, the opinions were so vast, it was like, if you were an easygoing person, you were like, the line was long, but I kind of expected it, so I prepared myself to wait along the line, and I just like, You know, had a good chat with my girlfriend and then we got the food and it was great and it was nostalgic and I enjoyed it and it was like what I thought it was going to be.

(30:08):
You have those people and they're giving likefive stars, four stars, maybe a three star, you know, but then you have people on the other side and I will say to Nathan's credit, it didn't seem like most people were attacking the food.
It was just like they'reannoyed like the service is bad.
That's like something that every service is bad.
It's super slow.
That was really the the main complaint.

(30:30):
So I feel like Nathan's in the end comes out okay.
For me, it's like as long as you're notattacking the food, I think people will still

Right, especially because it's an institution, after

Right.
We've done it, Queens.
We have reached the most regalportion of our show, Trey.
Who are you inducting for this patriotic?

VOICEOVER (30:52):
My Royal Highness.

Thank you so much for asking, Chelsey.
Alright, this isn't necessarily relatedto the Fourth of July, but I do feel like my induction today is something that Nathan's Hot Dogs probably knows very well.
And I want to induct, I don't know howwe've never done it, extension cords.

Yes, Queen.

do without extension cords.
So many things need power.
Every outlet in my office has an extension,like, hub thing, you know, and then I have actual strips, and then I also have, like, classic extension cords, like, extension cords into extension cords, into surge protectors, into these, like, hub things.
Now everything needs a USB C, so now I have,like, the extension cord with the USB C.

(31:35):
Like, all of that, I need so much power, and Iappreciate that I can move my desk around, it is on wheels, and I can utilize as much power as possible, and I'm not beholden to, like, the little two prong outlet, which also made me start to think, why is the standard outlet only two?
But whatever, we have all these amazing things,which I am inducting, which are extension cords, and I don't give it enough of a shout out, so I wanna do that today, we've been freed from Britain as Americans, and we also have extension cords, so for that reason,

(32:07):
Extension cords, you are myRoyal Highness this week.

I think that makes perfect sense to me.
That connection.

Why, thank you.
Well, alright, we've done it, Queen.
That is another round on theR U A R Q Ferris Wheel of

VOICEOVER (32:24):
look like the 4th of July.
That makes me want a hot dog real bad.

that from Illegally Blonde 2?

think it is two.
Or is it one?

White, and Blonde.

Oh, maybe.
Either way, they're both excellent movies.
I love it.
Iconic.

she says is pretty iconic.

Agree.
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Fuck yeah, America!

All right.
I wonder why this was said.

And no one ever tries to write new Christmas songs, they always record like old Bing Crosby
bullshit, but Kelly Clarkson is the new ChristmasQueen, because she has two Christmas albums, and she has brand new pop contemporary Christmas
songs, and they are always good, andwe're celebrating Christmas in July,
alright,

right.

Yeah, I wonder that too, bitch, I'm an American man, I don't respect women, You're all bitches and whores, Too much, too far?,

No, I love it.

TOO FAR!,

I'm enjoying this cosplay.

and my um, drapey flag blouse,
Well, please remember all you,patriotic bitches and hoes,

Ignore the haters, you're a queen.

Gender non specific queen, We love you, America,

love you, America.
Have a hot dog on me.

Oh my god, we didn't even talk about the hot dog snap.

Oh, we didn't even talk about the snap.

We'll talk about it we'll talk about it after the show, yeah, okay, Okay.
bye.

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That guy sounds like a faggot!

Trey, I hate when you do that, but also, like, do what you want, because it's you, like, your own identity, but also, like, I don't like it.

Wait, what is the hot dog snap?
Like when you bite into

Yeah, like it's like a, like a, like snap, like if you were to like break it in half, it would give you like a nice snap, Trey,

Yeah, but why would you break a hot dog in half?
Wouldn't you bite it?

or when you bite it, yeah, when you crunch, when you bite into it, it's like, ooh, snap, like it like bounces back, like it's like, it's kind of a snap to it,

Ew, hot dogs are so foul when you

I know, they kind of are, but I'm still probably gonna have one tomorrow,

Alright, bye.

bye.

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