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September 4, 2024 31 mins

RE-VIEW ALERT: Revisiting Episode 14 of Review That Review – Nair for Men & Sesame Place 🦸‍♂️🎢

Get ready for a RE-VIEW of Episode 14, originally aired on September 8th, 2021! In this fan-favorite episode, the Review Queens dive into two hilarious 1-Star reviews, lodge their complaints, and crown their Royal Highnesses. Today’s RE-VIEW is a condensed version, but make sure to revisit the full episode for all the juicy details! 🎧

Episode 14 Highlights:

  • Nair for Men Review: Chelsey and Trey break down a side-splitting 1-Star Amazon review for Nair for Men – because hair removal doesn’t always go as planned! 😅
  • Sesame Place Review: A 1-Star Yelp review takes aim at Sesame Place amusement park, and the Queens are here for the drama. 🎠
  • Expect discussions on food-shamers, middle school writing exercises, and belt etiquette. Plus, what’s up with Donkeys and Magic 8 Wrecking Balls? You’ll have to listen to find out! 🧐

Timestamps:

  • (04:24) Lodge A Complaint
  • (08:55) Nair For Men Review
  • (25:25) My Royal Highness
  • (26:37) Royal Review!

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CHELSEY DONN (00:00):
This week, this is a super treat.
If you've been listening to this podcastat all, I'm sure you've heard us talk about Santino and his Cherries of Fire.
So, Baby, it's time to Review, Review That Review,Episode 14, which aired on September 8th, 2021.
The original episode contained two reviews,two complaints, and two Royal Highnesses.

(00:20):
But today's review is a bite sizedversion of the original airing.
So be sure to pop back andlisten to episode 14 in full.
It was a total blast.
And please remember to leave us five starson Apple podcasts and enjoy the episode.

VOICEOVER (00:38):
Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian, It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore, Someone's gotta settle the score.,
Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose viewswin which ones lose, Online haters are coming for you, Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

(01:05):
Bye!

CHELSEY DONN (01:09):
It's so good to see you.
Look at your little crown.

TREY GERRALD (01:11):
It's so good to see you and it's so good to not be seen by our listeners.

CHELSEY DONN (01:16):
Well, unless you're on Patreon and then God bless you.

TREY GERRALD (01:19):
You beat me to it.
Anyway, hello everyone and welcome to ReviewThat Review, the podcast dedicated to reviewing.

CHELSEY DONN (01:28):
Reviews!
We're just like Siskel and Ebert, only insteadof reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing, and sometimes suspicious online reviews.

TREY GERRALD (01:40):
That's Chelsey Donn.

CHELSEY DONN (01:42):
And that's Trey Gerald.

TREY GERRALD (01:43):
And together, Chelsey and I form

CHELSEY DONN (01:46):
The review Queens

TREY GERRALD (01:50):
Chelsea Chel.
I see you've got a top knotand your headphones on.
How's your crown today, Tracy?

CHELSEY DONN (01:56):
Oh cha . You know what?
I like the top knot.
Usually before we record I'm doing alittle Pilates with watch that Rock Pilates, so this is what she getting on.
It's cute, regular.
Thank you.
My, my crown's good today.
I decided, like, that I think weshould expand the definition of crown.
It's more like a head, like your crown.

(02:16):
Like, how's your, how's your cappy?
How's your crown?
How's the, what's hap, what's happening up there?
Put your cape

TREY GERRALD (02:21):
on, your cappy.
What's,

CHELSEY DONN (02:22):
what's happening?
Things are good.
It's been an interesting week.
Had a little bit of a dentalemergency and that's hard.
My dad's a dentist, as I think I've maybementioned before, I've become very reliant on him and he lives across the country and somehow my teeth, they like, they have a schedule.
They know when I'm going to be home andthat's when generally issues pop up, but you know, this was the first time that an issue popped up and I couldn't get to him in time.

(02:50):
So it was a little bit, uh, jarring, uh, ofan experience, but I'm getting through it.
We're gonna, we're gonna handle it.
It's gonna be fine.

TREY GERRALD (02:57):
You just reminded me with this dental talk, because I, you know, I have a list of complaints that I can, yeah, I just collect them for the podcast.
Yeah.
And it's for work.
It's for work.
One of the very first things Iwrote down was Winnie's breath.
And she has a deep cleaning dental appointmentwhere they have to put her under in September.

CHELSEY DONN (03:17):
It's scary.
I get it.
I've done it.
Which is,

TREY GERRALD (03:19):
I guess when this will be airing is in September.
But regardless, I just thought about that.
But you know, my week so far has been pretty good.
This is a top secret.
So I'm gonna cup my hands over my mic.
As I tell you, David and Iare planning a surprise trip.
To six flags for our nephew,Denver, who's been staying with us.

(03:42):
Oh my god.
So we've been secretly planning it.
We're going to do it Thursday.

CHELSEY DONN (03:47):
Aw, you guys are the best.

TREY GERRALD (03:50):
I'm excited.
I like roller coasters.
I don't do as well on them as I didwhen I was younger, but I think it will be fun as long as I have SPF.

CHELSEY DONN (03:56):
I do not do well on the roller coasters at all, by the way, in case you're wondering.

TREY GERRALD (04:01):
I do think it might be as you get older, I think like your center of gravity changes.
I don't know.
I just made that up.

CHELSEY DONN (04:07):
I've never been a fan, but my like go to, I usually only go to Disneyland.
I feel like they have the most to lose.
Six Flags, they got something to loseover there too, but I look in the line for the youngest person in line and then I have a conversation with them.
That really tends to make me feel better.

TREY GERRALD (04:22):
Oh,

CHELSEY DONN (04:23):
yeah.

TREY GERRALD (04:24):
Well, instead of feeling better.
Why don't we get into thingsthat make us feel bad?
Chelsey, would you like to?

CHELSEY DONN (04:31):
Lodge a complaint.
I'm so glad you asked, Trey, because I'vebeen waiting all week for this moment.
Yes, I'd like to lodge a complaint againstfood shamers of any variety, particularly food shamers who shame you because you don't like a certain kind of food.
Like, yeah, like I don't like fish.
I get it guys.

(04:51):
Yes.
I've tried it.
Okay.
I've tried a lot of different kinds of fish.
I just don't like it.
It's a texture thing.
Like it's a flavor thing too, butlike, it's mostly a texture thing.
And I, I don't like it.
And a lot of people really like fish.
And I think mazel to you,like, please enjoy your fish.
I'm not going to stop you from enjoyingyour food, but stop harassing me.

(05:15):
It's not.
And yes, That means I don't eat sushi.
Okay.
That's usually the follow up question.

TREY GERRALD (05:21):
But yes, I can relate because I also am not a fish consumer, but you Chelsey have no idea that you've just walked into a huge sense of turmoil for me.
I grew up as a Southern person in the Southand my parents always cooked steaks well done.
And I once went on a trip with afamily and we went to a steakhouse.

(05:45):
And I asked for my steak to be well done.
And I was harassed by the fatherand told how low class it was to do that, how it's offensive to the chef.
And I had like literally no idea, you know,but it instilled this deep, dark fear.
And since now, you know, I've mentioned this alot in this podcast, but now that I'm married to a Yankee that's Jewish, they are just sort of like, get your steak how you want it done.

(06:09):
Shut up with all this confetching.
It's like, get it how you want, you know.
I mean, they still have food opinions, butthey're sort of like, what do you mean?
Who cares?
Get the steak how you want it.
We're paying for it.
It's our experience.
Get the steak how you want it.
But, um, I really, there really is like culturalopinion about someone who gets a steak well done.
Oh my

CHELSEY DONN (06:28):
God.
Yes.
I used to order my steak that way.
And I went to Nobu with my sisterand yes, I didn't order fish.
I've been

TREY GERRALD (06:35):
there too.
I've been there too.

CHELSEY DONN (06:37):
So I got the steak.
And I used to, I was like younger.
I used to get at medium well or whatever.
And I said, you know, they'relike, how would you like it cooked?
And I was like, medium well.
And the waiter literally just goes medium.

TREY GERRALD (06:49):
I was

CHELSEY DONN (06:49):
like, no, medium.
Well, and she's like, medium.
And it happened like three times.
And then finally I was like, yeah, medium.
Yep.
Medium's good.
Thanks.

TREY GERRALD (06:58):
Well, that really is.
The conclusion of this conversation becauseI trained myself to get my steaks medium because of other people's opinions on food.

CHELSEY DONN (07:06):
I used to get ketchup with my steak when I was growing up

TREY GERRALD (07:09):
as a kid does.

CHELSEY DONN (07:10):
Yeah.
And my parents would make me likewhisper it, you know, or they'd ask for me, but like they'd whisper it.
They'd be like, she likes some ketchup.
You know what I mean?
Like it was like,

TREY GERRALD (07:19):
wait, that reminds me of that.
Like, Neil Simon monologue that every littleboy does when they're like 11 or 12 and it's like, my aunt got, and you have to like keep whispering that the aunt got cancer because you can't say the word cancer.

CHELSEY DONN (07:34):
Yeah,

TREY GERRALD (07:35):
anyway,

CHELSEY DONN (07:36):
you can't say the word ketchup around steak either,

TREY GERRALD (07:40):
Why don't we jump into some inside stories from Yelp, Amazon, Google Reviews, TripAdvisor, What do you think about that?
Looking up some online written reviews anddissecting and breaking them down, Chels?
You

CHELSEY DONN (07:52):
I think that's a really good idea, Trey.
I don't know what made youthink of that, but it just

TREY GERRALD (07:56):
came to me off the top of my head.
Like, maybe that would besomething interesting for us to do.

CHELSEY DONN (08:00):
Yeah.
And now that you mention it,yeah, that would be great.
Let's do that.
Oh, good.
As you know, we are your trustee review queens.
We were just joking before.
We obviously know our role very well.
We each bring in a review from the internetthat we feel needs to be inspected.

TREY GERRALD (08:18):
We read you the review.
We break it down.
We inspect it.
We talk about it.
And then we rate the impact of the reviewon a scale from one to five crowns.
It's a very regal process that we like to call,

CHELSEY DONN (08:30):
Assess That Kvetch.

TREY GERRALD (08:31):
And Kvetch means complaint.

CHELSEY DONN (08:33):
That's great.
This is, this is better than Yiddishwith Dick and Jane, which I also own.
Um, Kvetch means complaint.
Kvetch, Jane.
Kvetch.
Anyway, um, Trey, I think your first,cause I went first last time, right?
Right.

TREY GERRALD (08:49):
Good job.
That's right.

CHELSEY DONN (08:50):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember things.
Okay.
Take it away.
RQ.
Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD (09:02):
Okay.
I'm excited for today becauseI have a review from amazon.
com.
Okay.
I also want to give a little shout out right here.
A listener named Danielle sent me a A review forsomething that was very funny and it sent me down a spiral and I landed on this review, which is not the one that Danielle sent, but I wouldn't have gotten here if it had not been for Danielle.

(09:26):
So thank you, Danielle.

CHELSEY DONN (09:26):
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank God for Danielle.

TREY GERRALD (09:29):
Thank God.
Okay.
Thank God.
We should

CHELSEY DONN (09:31):
hear the review that she sent to another time.

TREY GERRALD (09:33):
It's coming.
Okay.
All right.
So today my review is a onestar review from amazon.
com written by Santino.

CHELSEY DONN (09:40):
No last name, just like, he's like, Oprah, Madonna, Santino.

TREY GERRALD (09:44):
They also have no profile picture, so.

CHELSEY DONN (09:46):
Oh, okay,

TREY GERRALD (09:47):
great.
For Nair hair remover, men bodycream, 368 milliliters pump.

CHELSEY DONN (09:56):
Okay.

TREY GERRALD (09:57):
By Nair.

CHELSEY DONN (09:58):
Yeah, oof, been there.
All right, let's hear it from Santino.

TREY GERRALD (10:02):
Santino's subject is Cherries of fire, oh no, I had the absolute worst experience with this product, I put the cream on my privates because I wanted to get rid of the hair, and so I tried it on one major spot below my v line,

(10:25):
And it came off pretty smooth.
At this point, I was like, quote, Damn,if it can get this part real smooth and get off all that hair, then I wonder how effective it will be on my cherries.

(10:45):
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh, I think we know where this is going.
That's when I learned what was to come next wasthe biggest mistake I've ever made in my life.

(11:13):
I lathered the cream all over the partsthat had hair and just waited in the bathroom with the shower on standby.
After the recommended wait time, I turned onthe shower and began washing off all the hair.
Then after a few seconds, I felta searing pain in my groin right,

(11:43):
right below my cherries.
Oh, no.
Oh, dear.
Okay.
Then after a few seconds, I felt a searing pain.

(12:07):
You've got a mute because I can't get through it.
I just keep, because it'scoming through the headphones.
I just hear, I'm like, I just hear, I've already
covered, I covered you with my review.
Okay, just.

(12:28):
You have to join Patreon so youcan see Chelsey laughing, okay?
I'm covering her.
Then after a few seconds, Ifelt a searing pain in my groin.
right below my cherries.
And I swear to you, this was pain like no other.
I went to check the source and I had a verysmall chemical burn right below my cherries.

(12:53):
The water only made things worse, and I wasdoing my best to wash off all the cream while enduring the worst pain I had ever felt.
As I was washing it off, Imade another fatal mistake.
I went to the tip and I was in even morepain than I was already in to begin with.

(13:14):
So I finished washing it off, got out of theshower, and immediately did a fetal position in bed with this non stop searing pain.
Pain.
I desperately looked online for informationon how to stop the pain and sources said I had to dip my cherries in some warm water for several days until the pain subsided.

(13:39):
So I did that.
And the pain did in fact go away when it was inthe water and I swear to you this lasted a whole seven or eight days and going to the bathroom was impossible without a feeling of searing Pain.
I seriously do not recommend thisproduct at all, because it gave me the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.

(14:07):
It might as well be used as a torture method,because that's seriously how bad it was.
All the hair did come off, but at what cost?
Everything.

CHELSEY DONN (14:22):
Oh, my God, that was an experience.

TREY GERRALD (14:26):
Wait, I really was not anticipating this being like, I didn't anticipate the laughing.
So I mean, I thought it was funny that thisthat Santino refers to it as cherries, but I didn't think that it would tickle me.
But wow, it really tickled us.

CHELSEY DONN (14:39):
God, that was.
so funny i've never heardanyone call them cherries me

TREY GERRALD (14:45):
either i actually haven't either

CHELSEY DONN (14:47):
but i thought it was a great great substitute for this forum because i obviously immediately knew

TREY GERRALD (14:57):
yes it's funny because using this code name

CHELSEY DONN (15:00):
yeah

TREY GERRALD (15:01):
i then felt Icky when Santino used the word tip.
It made me feel like, Oh, wait, what?
No, we're talking about cherries.

CHELSEY DONN (15:09):
I know.
Let's go back to cherries.
Yeah.

TREY GERRALD (15:12):
Also, 85 people found this helpful.

CHELSEY DONN (15:14):
Oh my God.
Okay.

TREY GERRALD (15:16):
What's your thought?

CHELSEY DONN (15:17):
First of all, I've been there, Santino.
I've been there.
I, I've dappled quite a bit with the nair.
Oh, and even on the legs, here's likewhere I'm confused, but I guess maybe this sounds like it was a different experience in my, like one time I had.
You know, whatever, chub rub in the middle ofmy legs, and I put some like, nair on it, and it burned like, immediately, and then I was like, I gotta get this off, like right now, and then it still was an experience for a few days, so I wonder, Santino had no, usually you get like a warning sign, like right before it happens, it seems like in Santino's experience, Experience.

(15:54):
He waited the full eight minutes or whateverit was, and then it wasn't until he was in the shower, like washing everything off.

TREY GERRALD (16:03):
Yeah, good point.
That

CHELSEY DONN (16:03):
he started to feel the pain.
Which again, not, not denying what happened here.
This is serious, but like thatwas, that was surprising to me.

TREY GERRALD (16:10):
Well, sometimes I have experience with, uh, chest hair.
Yeah.
I had to use NA when I wasdoing a play as a drag queen.
Mm-Hmm.
. So I had to like do it constantly.
And it does like, I feel like it's like the.
Wiping of the washcloth that kindof activates it activates it.

CHELSEY DONN (16:26):
Yeah.
So, so much here.
First of all, like too muchof a good thing, Santino.
Like if we would have just stopped theV, we would have been okay, you know, but that's not what we do as humans.
We need once we find something good, we'rejust like the curiosity mind starts going.
If this, then what about this?

(16:46):
I mean, I don't have my own cherries,obviously, but I imagine that's a sense.
That's a very sensitive skin.
You know, I don't know.
I would think I wouldn't.
It wouldn't be like shocking to methat you would have this reaction.
Not that I'm saying he asked for it, but like, Idon't think on the box, does it clarify or not?
Like, I don't think you'resupposed to use it for that.

TREY GERRALD (17:08):
It's interesting because now Nair makes a specific product called like private, right?

CHELSEY DONN (17:12):
Like even for the women, it's like there's a separate Nair that's bikini.
There's like bikini Nair andthen there's regular Nair.
And it's like, you would never use regularNair on the bikini Nair because that would be a real, you know, catastrophe.
Like, Santino, clearly a poor guy, but to your

TREY GERRALD (17:29):
point, I appreciate that Santino literally quotes their thought process.
Like how you're saying, it's like, wealways want to, we go one step too far.
Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN (17:40):
We're like, Oh, it's like you can follow the narrative at least.
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
And I've had the burn.
It's terrible.
Oh,

TREY GERRALD (17:47):
yeah.
Yeah.
It's a terrible, gross.
Well, that was, that was a question thatoccurred to me, like, first of all, this whole process of seven or eight days of having to like, tea bag your cherries and water, like, that is the most outrageous visual in the world.
But also, like, wouldn't it hurt,like, just being in underwear?
Oh,

CHELSEY DONN (18:05):
sure.
Everything hurt.
That's the thing.
Like, it's, it's a torture.
You can't avoid it.

TREY GERRALD (18:11):
Do you think that this is, um, real?

CHELSEY DONN (18:14):
I do.

TREY GERRALD (18:15):
I do too.
Yeah, I do.

CHELSEY DONN (18:16):
I totally do.
Cause I could see this happening.
I could see someone even likegoing to the ER for something.
Oh

TREY GERRALD (18:21):
yeah.
And also like the only funny thing about thereview is the use of the phrase cherries.

CHELSEY DONN (18:26):
Right.

TREY GERRALD (18:27):
I don't think Santino's trying to be funny.
I think Santino's I don't

CHELSEY DONN (18:30):
think he is, but like it was hilarious.
Like I was dying.
I don't know.
I thought it was like very funny.

TREY GERRALD (18:36):
That's why I was a little disappointed.
Only spelling error comes atthe second to last sentence.

CHELSEY DONN (18:42):
I know, I noticed that.

TREY GERRALD (18:44):
It's so unfortunate.
We

CHELSEY DONN (18:45):
almost wanted to do a rewrite for them, but we can't.
I know, I know.
We wouldn't be doing our job.
I mean, God, the, the tip situation, horrendous.

TREY GERRALD (18:57):
Especially after you're already experiencing cherries of fire.

CHELSEY DONN (19:01):
I'm having a, like a visceral response to this, like just reading it and I don't even have to read it.
Cherries.
So like, I, I imagine any man reading this wouldprobably be like, this would be very impactful.
I would think, I don't think it's goingto stop anyone from ordering it, but we got to give Santino credit where credit is due and say, he's a good Samaritan.

(19:26):
He took one for the team.

TREY GERRALD (19:28):
That's what, you know, like,

CHELSEY DONN (19:30):
I don't know where that falls on the review because it's like, is it going to make me not buy the product?
Like, probably not.
But is it going to teach me a hard lesson thatI don't need to go down this road on my own?
Yes.
Yes, it would.
So it's like, if anybody is thinking about buyingthis and reading through the products and thinking about getting a little bit freaky with their cherries in the nair, they're Don't dip it there.

(19:54):
It's not like a dollop of daisy.
It's a dollop of fire.
Crazy.
Crazy.

TREY GERRALD (20:00):
I mean, a lot of reviews for Nair mentioned just chemical burns in general, because it is like, it is like searing.
I mean, the use of the word searing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
But yeah, I do feel like this review,it's listed as 85 people found it helpful.
But I think that this is like should go on labels.
I mean, I think this should be like, thisis the warning, like, you don't do this.

(20:22):
Like this is, this is for your chesthair, leg hair aren't like, if you're a swimmer, and you got greedy, just Don't do the private, sensitive areas.
That's insane.
Keep

CHELSEY DONN (20:32):
it, keep it above the belt and below the belt, but not at the belt.
You know,

TREY GERRALD (20:36):
if you were Santino's grandmother, would you hang this on the fridge?

CHELSEY DONN (20:40):
Oh, no.
I mean, first of all, if I were Santino,I don't know that I would be passing my cherry review along to my grandmother.
I mean, I really feel for Santino here.
I think, I think in terms oflike his, um, empathy response.
Hi.

TREY GERRALD (20:55):
Oh yeah.

CHELSEY DONN (20:55):
I think that Nair is so funny to me because it's like anything in life that is just like easy and breezy.
There's always a consequence.
You know what I mean?
Oh yeah.
Like it's like Nair is like, listen,like we created this amazing thing where instead of like getting on your, I don't know, hands and knees, shaving, doing all kinds of things, lather up, right?

(21:17):
Like it's a great thing, but it comes at a cost.

TREY GERRALD (21:21):
Oh, and it smells so bad.

CHELSEY DONN (21:22):
It smells heinous, but like, yes, it, it's gonna burn if you leave it on too long, or if you put it in the wrong area.
I don't know.
It's so interesting when, when it comes tocrowning, like, these kind of products, because I feel like, Nair, it's just something we all know.
We all know these facts about it.

(21:44):
If we're going to buy Nair, I find that like, ifI'm going on Amazon to buy Nair, is it because I'm like, what is this strange hair removing device?
Or have I used it?

TREY GERRALD (21:54):
But like, it's possible, like, teenagers are born every day.
And, you know, if you haven't consideredthis, then, like, I do think it's valuable.
I also appreciate that Santino offersvalue to Nair by saying, look, this could be used as a torture device, like, Right.

(22:15):
He, Santino is not belittling the company,going angrily at them, It's actually just saying like, Wow, this killed me, my poor cherries, I shouldn't have done it, And for the love of God, don't make the same mistake, Don't do it,

CHELSEY DONN (22:31):
Okay, Anything else you feel like we need to consider before we crown?

TREY GERRALD (22:36):
I don't think so.
The, the spelling is exceptionalexcept for that one part, the grammar.
I think, you know, I believe,yeah, let's crown it.

CHELSEY DONN (22:43):
Let's crown.

TREY GERRALD (22:44):
All right.
So, Chelsey and I each have ourown set of one to five crown cards.
In an effort to be fair and notinfluenced by one another's cherries, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.
Good one.
The queens are tabulating.
I think I know.
Do you know?
Okay,

CHELSEY DONN (23:02):
I think I know.
Yeah.
Total score.

TREY GERRALD (23:08):
I'm doing it.

CHELSEY DONN (23:10):
Wow, Trey gave it five crowns.
The ultimate review queen.
I gave it four crowns today.
Trey, tell us why Santino is a review queen.

TREY GERRALD (23:21):
I was going to do four and a half, but I just based on how it landed in the room today.
I really didn't, I honestly didn't thinkit would like be hard to get through.
Yeah, I, I, I believe that Santinodid not slander or slur Nair.
They shared their experience, which I dobelieve is going to be very common for people because I think that they stayed directly to the point and it was highly entertaining and hilarious, but not intentionally.

(23:52):
And I appreciated that it wasn't vulgar andI just think it's a really huge like Surgeon General warning here from Santino for free.
So for that reason, I gave it fivecrowns, ultimate, ultimate, ultimate.
What about you?
Tell me about four.

CHELSEY DONN (24:08):
Yeah, I was also kind of between four and five.
I pulled out my half crown.
I thought about doing the four and a half.
The only reason why I took anything off, andI don't really know if this is necessarily Santino's fault, is just that I don't think, That it would keep me from putting it in the cart.
That's it.
Like, I think that I would read this and belike, thank you, Santino, like, well worth the four crowns for just the knowledge alone.

(24:34):
But I'm going to use it on justmy V and just avoid the cherries.
So like, you know, the V

TREY GERRALD (24:40):
line.

CHELSEY DONN (24:41):
Yeah, that.
Cool.
Not a V, yeah, everybody knows a good V.

TREY GERRALD (24:46):
The V line, not the V.
Not

CHELSEY DONN (24:47):
the V, that's true, I should clarify.

TREY GERRALD (24:52):
There for men on your V.

CHELSEY DONN (24:54):
This is for men, I'm talking about that V muscular thing that's like underneath guys that have like eight packs.
Anyway, so yeah, that was like why I took the,was considering between half and a full, because I don't think it would cause me to take a direct action in terms of, consuming the product.

TREY GERRALD (25:11):
Fair.
That's totally fair.
Great.
All right.
Thanks, Santino.
We hope your cherries are better.
Santino,

CHELSEY DONN (25:18):
I, yeah, like, thank you for, for the lessons and the entertainment because that was hilarious.
Woof.

TREY GERRALD (25:25):
All right, my queen.
Well, we have reached the mostregal portion of our show.
Chelsey, who are you going to induct today for

CHELSEY DONN (25:35):
My Royal Highness?
I'm so glad you asked, Trey.
So I'm going to do, it's like a bit ofa broad category tonight for My Royal Highness, but I'm going to give My Royal Highness to all the dogs out there.
It's like dogs, dogs are just so greatand they add so much value to our life.
And I don't know what mylife would be without a dog.

(25:57):
And I just.
I adore them and I think that they're justthe most amazing creatures and I think it was like National Dog Day a couple days ago, but also let's celebrate the dogs every day because they, they do so much for us and our well being and dogs are great.
So I'm going to make dogs, My Royal Highness,

(26:18):
I love that.
Thanks.
And between the two of us, I mean,

TREY GERRALD (26:23):
I love dogs too.
I think that they need to be loved and pet always.
It's overdue.
And never trust someone who doesn't like dogs.
Just gonna say I said it.
Yeah,

CHELSEY DONN (26:34):
you said it.
It's a good thing

TREY GERRALD (26:35):
to say for sure.

CHELSEY DONN (26:37):
Do we have time, though, for a Royal Review, do we think?

TREY GERRALD (26:40):
Oh, girl.
Oh, girlfriend, girlfriend, don't get wacky crazy.
You know, we always got time for that.

VOICEOVER (26:46):
Baby, it's time for some Royal Review.
Today's

CHELSEY DONN (26:52):
Royal Review is Also from Apple Podcasts, listener Peaches1234579.
Peaches does not like thenumber eight for some reason.
Or six.
Oh.
You took my joke.

TREY GERRALD (27:05):
I was gonna do that at the end, but you totally, you totally clocked it.
It's okay.
Keep going.

CHELSEY DONN (27:09):
Okay.
Five star review, and then underneath thefive stars, Peaches has done five crowns, which is, oof, what a queenly move, Peaches.
Okay, she says, my self sabotaging brain tendsto delve into dark and twisty podcasts, but that's not so great for my mental health.
This hilarious podcast is a welcome midweekreprieve that brings me so much joy.

(27:35):
The hosts are so professional andentertaining that it seems as though they've been podcasting for years.
I really do look forward to every episode andonly wish it came out more than once a week.
Five crowns, Queens.
Oh, peaches.
That was so nice.

(27:55):
What a mensch.

TREY GERRALD (27:57):
I love that Peaches, uh, mentions mental health, which is so very important.
I'm also a consumer of True Crime Podcastsand I just, I love their love for us and I appreciate them wanting more.
Isn't that nice?

CHELSEY DONN (28:10):
So nice.
And also, yeah, I agree.
The mental health thing.
It's, it's like one of the things I tell myselfwhen I feel like what I do isn't worth anything.
It's just like what we do is we entertainand I need to be entertained all the time.
Just like watching comediesmakes me feel so much better.
So the fact that I could be even likethe tiniest part of Peach's day, God, wow, I'm getting a little verklempt.

(28:33):
I'm getting a little verklempt.

TREY GERRALD (28:34):
Well, thank you, Peaches.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9.
That makes me think of, um, Why is 6 afraid of 7?

CHELSEY DONN (28:41):
Cause 7 ate 9.

TREY GERRALD (28:43):
Thank you, Peaches.
We appreciate the review.
Yes, thank you.
We really do appreciate it.
So, Queen.
We've done it.
That's another round on the RU A R Q Ferris Wheel of Love.
I love that so

CHELSEY DONN (28:57):
much better than the ear holes thing.
Good job.
Okay.
Thank you guys so much for joining us today.
If you like what you heard, please tell a friend.
If

TREY GERRALD (29:05):
you didn't like what you heard, please tell an enemy.
Y'all, don't be shy, hit up our voicemailbox, 1 850 REVIEW ZERO, we'll take a review, we'll take a complaint, we'll take a My Royal Highness inductee, we'll take stories about left hand discrimination, we'll take stories about cherry burns, whatever, call in, we want to hear from you.

CHELSEY DONN (29:24):
Yeah, call in just to say hi and kiki.
I don't know.
You can tell us a joke.
Tell us a joke.
Tell us a joke that I cantell my niece and nephews.
Always looking for those.
So anyway, you can also, if you'rejust so inclined, follow us on all the socials at the Review Queens and I'm Chelsey BD and that's Chelsey with a Y.

TREY GERRALD (29:45):
And I'm at Trey Gerrald.
That's Gerald with two R's and a G.
Become a member of the Royal Courtby joining our Patreon at patreon.
com slash review that review.
And our entry level starts at just 5 a month.

CHELSEY DONN (30:02):
It's true.
You can also watch live clips fromour recording sessions on YouTube.

TREY GERRALD (30:06):
And remember,

CHELSEY DONN (30:07):
ignore the haters.
You're a queen.

TREY GERRALD (30:10):
Gender non specific queenies.

CHELSEY DONN (30:12):
Of course.
Bye.

TREY GERRALD (30:14):
Bye.

CHELSEY DONN (30:15):
Toodles.

TREY GERRALD (30:16):
Cheerio.

CHELSEY DONN (30:17):
Thank you so much for listening to that review.
We hope you enjoyed it.
And as we've mentioned at the top of theshow, it really helps us if you could please share the podcast, leave a review, get us up in the algorithms, do all the magic, and help us out so that when we come back after this hiatus, we can come back to you.
Bigger and better than ever, baby.
We love you.

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