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VOICEOVER:
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hard to tell who
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score., Trey andChelsey will help
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TREY GERRALD (00:31):
Hello.
Well, hello, andwelcome to Review
That Review.
We are the podcastthat is dedicated
to reviewing.
Reviews.
That isChelsey Donn.
And
CHELSEY DONN (00:45):
that
is Trey Gerald.
TREY GERRALD:
But you can just (00:48):
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call us, TheReview Queens.
CHELSEY DONN (00:55):
And
it's your turn
this week, Trey.
I'm sure you'redying to get
something offyour chest.
And I'm dying tolisten to you.
So let me know,would you like to?
Ledge a complaint.
TREY GERRALD:
Why yes, I
would love to. (01:05):
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So today I want totalk about When you
are at a grocery
store, when you'reat a shopping mall,
when you are at a
Walmart, anytimeyou have a shopping
cart, and for
whatever reason,you get the cart
that has the really
loud squeaky wheel,or it can just
be the defective
wheel, where it'slike, TheFNDC.
(01:25):
com For whateverreason that one in
the left corner in
the front like can'tget on alignment,
and then you're just
like, whoa Less thatbecause immediately
when you go to pull
that one, you'regonna move it.
I want to talk aboutthe one that's like
Because it's likeyou sort of are
like, okay, maybe
(01:46):
this will stop maybelike As I like get
into the flow it
will like WD 40itself like through
the spirit of magic
or something andthen you're just
like going along
and then like you'relike grabbing for
milk and then you
start to notice likeoh it's really loud
and like people are
like Watching mearrive, they're,
they're seeing me
(02:08):
from a distance andthen like they're
starting to talk
about me And thenI get like really
paranoid because
I always feel likepeople are looking
at me and people
like have negativeopinions Of me just
existing So then
when you add tothat like a really
loud Squeaky thing
which like I havenothing to do with
like I just picked
this cart likeThat's, you know,
like Schadenfreude
or whatever, butlike, I, this, this
actually happened
(02:31):
the other day,but it wasn't me.
It was someone else.
And so I could,a stranger.
So I heard thislike, hi, pitched
Christian Chenoweth
Soprano and like,was trying to
like, find it.
And then like, I'mlike glaring at
the person, like,
why didn't youchange the car?
Like, I can hearyou all over
this big lot.
(02:51):
Like, why have younot changed it?
Like, if it'sannoying for
me, it must beannoying for you.
That's my complaint.
I don't knowthe solution.
Like, I don'tthink that it's
a retail worker's
job to like WD 40all their wheels.
But like, ifyou have a crazy
defective one
that's loud enoughto be disruptive,
like, I don't know,
(03:12):
maybe put it in theback of the line?
I don't know.
Um, that'smy complaint.
I just, I reallyhad to get that
out in the open.
It's really beenbothering me.
Uh, can you relate?
CHELSEY DONN:
Oh my God, I can
totally relate. (03:24):
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And I hear youbecause it's like,
I know you're
like, Oh, whywouldn't you just
return the cart?
But sometimesit's like, You get
too far with it.
You knowwhat I mean?
It's like, I'min the store.
I just like, I needto get the thing.
I only like threethings to get, but
like, it's just
annoying becauseeveryone is going
to stare at you.
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Everyone's like,you're obnoxious.
Everyone's like,you're causing
noise pollution.
But you'realso like, it's
not my fault.
Like I didn'tmake this cart.
I didn't do this.
I'm justliving my life.
And now I have todeal with this.
I'm a victim ofthe situation.
I'm the one dealingwith this, but
I'm also the one
that's producingthis horrible,
like nails on achalkboard sound.
(04:06):
So it's like,it's a conundrum.
I do sort ofthink that the
store should
pull these, but Idon't know when.
I don't know when.
Like, when dothese things occur?
It's gottabe gradual.
Like, wehad to know.
We had to have alead up to this.
TREY GERRALD:
Honestly, I imagine
it's like when it (04:20):
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gets left outsideand there's been
like a rainstorm.
CHELSEY DONN (04:25):
Maybe.
TREY GERRALD (04:25):
And
then it's just
like, I don't knowhow to squeaks.
What are squeaks?
What is that?
What are squeaks?
Have you ever hadto um, I think if
CHELSEY DONN (04:32):
you
are, it does need
maybe a WD 40, like
it's like rustinga little, It has
to be lubricated
TREY GERRALD:
wheel's (04:38):
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CHELSEY DONN:
not like, you (04:38):
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know, making itsrotation cleanly,
TREY GERRALD:
Have you ever WD
40'd the hinges (04:41):
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on a door insideof your house?
CHELSEY DONN:
I've never WD
40'd a thing in my (04:45):
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life, personally,Oh my god,
TREY GERRALD (04:48):
first
of all, it smells so
good, That's weird.
It smells very good.
CHELSEY DONN:
Like a gasoline
kind of way. (04:52):
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Like somepeople like to
smell gasoline.
TREY GERRALD (04:55):
Yes,
but I do think that
gasoline actually
is like acidic andbad smelling, but
like some peopleare pleased by it.
I do think the scentof WD 40 is like
a pleasing aroma,which is very weird.
Would it kill
CHELSEY DONN:
you probably if
you sniffed it? (05:07):
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It's
TREY GERRALD:
probably not
good for you. (05:09):
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It's probablysomething
teenagers huffwith or something.
Exactly.
It doesn't
CHELSEY DONN (05:13):
sound
like a good thing
to be sniffing,but it's enough.
But some of
TREY GERRALD:
them come with (05:16):
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like you stickthe little like.
Like a redcoffee stirrer,
CHELSEY DONN (05:20):
and
it's like, Exactly.
I feel like acoffee star on
the end of it.
My grandfather,who should rest
in peace, used to
like come to thehouse and visit
and he was the one
that would WD 40like everything,
you know, he wasjust a handy guy.
So he would bethe one that
was tweakingeverything for us.
So it's like,I've never
done it myself.
TREY GERRALD:
It's definitely,
I don't really (05:39):
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CHELSEY DONN:
get how it works,
to be honest. (05:40):
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TREY GERRALD (05:42):
It's
like a oil that
lubricates that
so that it likecan move quicker
without brushing it.
It's like whenyou get like a
knee replacement.
They like put thepiece in so your
bones aren't againsteach other anymore.
CHELSEY DONN:
Right, right. (05:54):
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It is a
TREY GERRALD:
dad thing. (05:55):
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I feel like evenmy father, like for
years, my sister
has three kids andlike the rocking
chair is squeaky.
And like for years,it's like, I keep
meaning to bring
the WD 40, butit's like, you
can't just like buy
it on Amazon andget it delivered
tomorrow and thendo it yourself.
No, I know you can,but I'm saying like,
you can't just likefix it yourself.
Like it's onlyfor fathers.
(06:17):
Right.
CHELSEY DONN:
Yeah, we need a
father to come in. (06:18):
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We need tohire a father.
At least.
When you come upwith a complaint
that I'm like, Oh my
God, I should havethought of that.
I'm like a littlebit jealous.
Like I shouldhave thought
of that myself.
But then also I'mlike, well, it's
so universal.
It just meansthat Hopefully our
listeners can relate
to these complaints,and I certainly
can, so add itto the ledger.
TREY GERRALD (06:40):
Well,
Chelsey, should
we jump into anonline review?
CHELSEY DONN:
Let's do (06:43):
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TREY GERRALD:
Do your big one. (07:05):
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Speaking of.
CHELSEY DONN:
Let's do (07:08):
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TREY GERRALD (07:09):
it.
CHELSEY DONN:
Review That Review. (07:11):
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As your trustyReview Queens, we
bring in reviews
from the internetthat we feel need
to be inspected.
TREY GERRALD (07:23):
We
read you a review,
we break it down,
and then togetherwe rate the impact
of that review on
a scale from zeroto five crowns.
This is a very regalprocess that we call
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And Chelsey,I gotta know.
Please tell me.
Make theanticipation end.
What have yougot for us today?
CHELSEY DONN:
All right, Trey. (07:44):
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Well, speaking ofcreaky, creaky.
Oh my God.
My jointsare so achy.
Oh my goodness.
What am I goingto do with
myself today?
We are rating andreviewing a one star
review from Google
Reviews for RouganiFamily Chiropractic
in SaratogaCounty, New York.
(08:07):
So we'regoing to the
chiropractor today.
This review iswritten by Sam Q.
This is absolutelythe best
chiropractor in theCapital District.
Dr.
Rougani isa blessing.
(08:29):
I came to hisoffice with extreme
chronic back pain
and a mistrust Forchiropractors, not
only did he ease
my mind, but hecompletely took
away my back pain.
He didn't forceany adjustments or
techniques I wasn't
(08:51):
comfortable withand really listened
to my concerns.
Now I willOnly see Dr.
Rougani, I recommendhim to all my
family, friends,
and anyone Imeet experiencing
back issues,
(09:14):
Unfortunately, Dr.
Rougani has acantankerous face
to his business,
His receptionist,Mary Ann, She is
the first person
you must see whenyou enter and she is
the self appointed
(09:34):
warden when makingan appointment
upon leaving.
Dr.
Rougani is aloyal person, so
I understand why
he keeps the oldbag around, but
she is literally
a deterrent tohis business.
She's rude,unprofessional,
and disrespectful,
(10:00):
If she doesn'tlike you, she
lets you know,
With disgustingfaces, sighs, and
an uncooperative
attitude whentrying to make
future appointments.
She's so miserable,I sometimes prefer
to deal with my
back pain thandeal with her.
(10:21):
If Rouganiinvested in online
appointment access
that removedinteraction from
this human form
of cancer, Thisplace would be
a perfect score,
Rougani is beyond5 out of 5, but his
receptionist leaves
me no choice to givea one star rating.
TREY GERRALD:
Okay, so, I, okay. (10:51):
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I, okay, I feela little stumped
because I so
hardcore can relateto this because I
once did change a
primary care doctorbecause of how,
my turn, quacking,
(11:13):
awful.
CHELSEY DONN (11:14):
Yeah,
TREY GERRALD (11:14):
the
receptionists were.
Okay.
It's very funnybecause Sam Q really
has expressed, I
mean, they, thisis like blowing
for this doctor
that they callthem a blessing.
They completely tookaway the back pain.
I mean, that islike Messiah work.
CHELSEY DONN:
Totally. (11:36):
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TREY GERRALD:
that they are so
willing to bend over (11:37):
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backwards to likemake the excuse that
like this doctor
is so loyal thatlike they won't get
rid of this human
cancer that is likethat is quite uh
CHELSEY DONN (11:56):
that's
quite a statement
TREY GERRALD (11:57):
yeah
that's not even a
read that's likeoutrageous um
and and it is funnybecause i do feel
like reception and
like I feel likemore and more in
today's culture,
there's likesecurity guards,
like before you
even would get toa receptionist,
or maybe that's
just because likewe live in big
cities, but like
(12:19):
they really can turnyour frown, your
smile upside down,
like the power, Imean, it's like the
classic stereotype
of, of like a DMVworker, like if
a receptionist
is not into it,that, that kills
it, that ruins it.
That can just
CHELSEY DONN:
ruin the (12:38):
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TREY GERRALD:
whole thing. (12:38):
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I mean.
Even when I thinkabout my dentist
that I loved, when
I think about mynew doctor, they
have those, like,
wacky character,like, sassy ladies
as the receptionist.
It's so much aboutthe experience,
like, It cannot
be underestimatedthe power of the
receptionist.
So I am onSam's side.
(13:02):
Mm, okay.
It it is awild, this is
a wild review.
It,
CHELSEY DONN (13:06):
it
is a wild review.
It seems like it'smiscalculated now.
Like the entirefirst two thirds of
the review is, it is
a five star, clearlya five star review.
TREY GERRALD (13:16):
And
they even circle
back and say like,
they get all thepoints, it's just
this human cancer.
But it don'tyou think that
this couldmaybe have been.
a phoneconversation,
or an in person
conversation,or an email?
Well, not a
CHELSEY DONN:
phone conversation,
because if (13:29):
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they call, theyprobably get,
TREY GERRALD:
you know, (13:32):
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CHELSEY DONN (13:34):
they
get, um, Marianne,
TREY GERRALD (13:36):
which
I want to say, if
there is any name
that does not matchthe description,
Marianne.
CHELSEY DONN (13:43):
Why?
Because Mariannesounds nice.
Marianne
TREY GERRALD (13:46):
sounds
like Pollyanna.
CHELSEY DONN (13:47):
Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:
But my point is
like, do you think (13:50):
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that Sam has hada conversation
with the doctorabout Marianne?
Do you think itwould have been
more reasonable to
have a conversationbefore you blast
and you actually
say the person'sname on Google?
CHELSEY DONN (14:10):
Yeah,
because I don't
know ultimately
what you're hopingto get out of this.
Like, it sounds likeyou have a really
good relationship
with this doctorand they're like
a godsend to you.
And it does feellike we should have
a conversation with
the doctor beforewe just Like,
attribute a one star
to their business,which is, like,
gonna affect theiroverall, right?
(14:30):
And they're gonnaknow who you are,
because they have
TREY GERRALD:
records. (14:33):
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How many, like,I would imagine
that there are
some letters inthe alphabet that
have the least
names, and I wouldsay Q might be
one of the lesser.
Well, it says
CHELSEY DONN (14:43):
Sam's
full name on Google.
I just like omitted.
TREY GERRALD (14:47):
So
like, obviously,
like, they knowwho you are.
Also,
CHELSEY DONN (14:50):
yeah,
TREY GERRALD (14:50):
it's
so blazing and a
lack of concern
about retaliation,which is not
where I operate.
I'm so concernedthat like, it's
so funny to me.
That's theentertainment to
me is like, Samdoesn't care.
Like, If you everwant to go back,
you say like, you'reonly going here now.
Well, what are yougoing to do the
next time you go?
(15:10):
Because Marianneis going to.
If you thoughtMarianne was a
quack before.
CHELSEY DONN:
What do you think
she's going to? (15:14):
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How is she going tobehave now that she
sees this reviewfrom you, Sam?
TREY GERRALD:
Now that I would (15:18):
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say Marianne ismaybe justified.
And coming atyou sideways.
CHELSEY DONN (15:22):
And
being a little
cantankerous, which
I do wonder, becauseat one point, Sam
did mention, like,
if Marianne doesn'tlike you, watch out,
which almost makes
me wonder, again,not that I want to
be victim blaminghere, but why?
Like, Sam,obviously, you
have a sharptongue, right?
(15:42):
So, you maybepissed off the
wrong person, Sam.
TREY GERRALD:
If you're this
biting behind (15:47):
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your keyboard, howis your tongue?
CHELSEY DONN (15:51):
I
mean, maybe Marianne
is cantankerous,
but maybe Mariannealso Has a little
bit of a grudge
against you becausemaybe you said
something nasty.
I don't know.
I wouldn't putit past you.
I think someof the language
is very extremewhile it's funny.
Yeah, I agree.
Um,
CHELSEY DONN:
I think calling (16:08):
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someone human canceris pretty extreme.
Like we said,what else did we,
did we call her?
An old
TREY GERRALD (16:15):
bag.
CHELSEY DONN:
An old bag. (16:15):
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Keeps the oldbag around.
TREY GERRALD:
And does she say, (16:19):
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sorry, does Sam sayat the beginning?
CHELSEY DONN (16:22):
Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:
Cantankerous face. (16:22):
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What is the wordafter cantankerous?
CHELSEY DONN (16:27):
Faith.
TREY GERRALD:
Oh my gosh. (16:28):
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Human cancer.
But
CHELSEY DONN:
no, faith for
his business. (16:32):
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Cantankerous faith.
Unfortunately hascantankerous faith
for his business.
TREY GERRALD (16:37):
Oh,
also, I feel like
the most shady is
like, perhaps thedoctor should go
the way of, uh, like
toothpaste assemblylines and just get a
robot and eliminateany human work.
Let's just get anonline portal so
we can eliminateMarianne's job.
I mean, it'ssuch a wild take.
CHELSEY DONN (16:58):
But
also like, yeah, I
mean, I think that
that is one of thethings as much as
it's annoying to
have to use theseonline portals.
And I believe fan,a fan of the show,
Jenny H called in
and left a voicemailabout how annoying
these like portalsare for doctors.
However, insituations like
this, it would
(17:19):
be nice to havean alternative.
If I really likedthe doctor and
I just don't
want to have todeal with this.
I don't think it'sa terrible idea to
be like, if you hadan online portal.
Or Calen calendarlytype thing.
Yeah.
Where I couldjust schedule my
own appointment.
Like that wouldbe better.
And if like there'sbenefit and maybe
you can, you can
keep the old bagaround and those of
us who are on the
(17:43):
SHIT list don't needto deal with her.
I don't know.
It's not a badidea, but I'm, I'm
struggling with
this because atthe end of the day.
The doctor seemsfantastic and
you're reallygiving them a ding.
Is this worth aone star because of
this one element?
TREY GERRALD (18:04):
I
know the one star
seems really severe.
Like, is Mariannethat bad?
I
CHELSEY DONN:
feel like a three (18:08):
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TREY GERRALD:
star, maybe? (18:09):
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Right, me too.
CHELSEY DONN:
Like, I feel like
a one star feels (18:11):
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TREY GERRALD:
extreme. (18:14):
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CHELSEY DONN:
Because, like,
Are you not (18:16):
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gonna go back tothis doctor now?
I mean, it soundslike you are.
Like, you said that.
You said, like,you wouldn't go
anywhere else.
Like, this is, I,you'll, you'll only
see this doctor.
So why are youhurting the doctor?
You're hurting.
You're hurting him.
TREY GERRALD:
I'm worried for
that next visit. (18:33):
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Um, all right.
Well, okay.
What is the value,new and unique
information here?
CHELSEY DONN (18:44):
Oh my
god, if I go to Dr.
Rougani, the firstthing that I'm doing
is I'm like stopping
by Dunkin Donuts,I'm getting like
a box of coffee,
I'm getting a dozendonut munchkins,
whatever it is, and
I am giving it toMarianne as soon as
I walk in, and I'm
gonna suck up toMarianne so hard,
because I do not
want to be on herbad list, because
you know what?
(19:07):
When you, and I'vebeen there, have
a chiropractic
emergency, and youneed to be seen,
You want the person
that works receptionto be like, you
know what, I'llsqueeze you in.
Yeah, let me help.
TREY GERRALD (19:18):
Yeah.
And also likewe've, we've said
it already, but like
the doctor itselfis tremendous.
CHELSEY DONN (19:24):
The
doctor's good.
TREY GERRALD:
Uh, yeah. (19:26):
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What's spellinggrammar like?
CHELSEY DONN (19:29):
We
did have a few
grammatical errors
throughout, notlike huge, but
like just missing
a word, little wordhere and there.
TREY GERRALD (19:37):
I
mean, we talked
about this
uncertainty aboutthe truthful
shadiness, like,
and like, is there alack of disclosure?
Like, is there areason Marianne
doesn't like you?
If you're qualifyingthat if Marianne
doesn't like you,you get this.
Um, but is thatvictim blaming
blame me?
I don't, I thinkthis is incredibly
shady, but I
(19:59):
also think I kindof do believe
it regardless.
They say therethat Marianne is
unprofessional,
which it isa job, like.
You do have tobe pleasant.
Like, you know,that's a major
problem with workingin customer service.
Yeah.
Um,
(20:21):
I don't, I don'tknow what I think
about Truthful
Shady because itjust seems to, it's
definitely shady.
And it'slike, I mean,
CHELSEY DONN (20:29):
I
think it's truthful
in the sense that
like, obviously Samis so opinionated
that I'm going totake his opinion.
For the fact thatthe doctor is
good to heart.
So it is like, Ifeel like that's
truthful, but
it's undeniablyshady as well.
TREY GERRALD (20:49):
Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN (20:50):
Right.
TREY GERRALD:
Do you think
this is typical? (20:51):
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CHELSEY DONN (20:54):
I
honestly probably
like I think I
probably Mariannehas like a lot
of haters Iwould imagine I
TREY GERRALD (21:01):
would
imagine too it's
written in a way
that it feels likethere's no question
this is what is so
CHELSEY DONN (21:08):
I
was humored and
entertained by the
flip like I didn'tsee the first I
thought okay I'm
gonna bring thisin and this is just
gonna be a review
where it's like Whydid you do that?
This is aglowing review.
It could have beena review queen,
but you likescored it wrong.
And then when ittook the turn, that
was exciting to me.
TREY GERRALD (21:30):
Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:
And surprising. (21:30):
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And I think thatthat's where the
entertainment is.
So I do thinkthere's some
entertainment.
And then ultimately,what's the impact?
Well,
TREY GERRALD:
that's where I'm a
little confused for (21:40):
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crowning, becauseI'm trying to figure
out, is it biased of
me to think that Onestar is too extreme?
Or like, wouldit keep, would
Marianne keep
me from going tosomeone that would
take my back paincompletely away?
(22:01):
I don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:
I guess we'll, (22:02):
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we'll define thatwhen we crown.
TREY GERRALD:
Yeah, I think I can
crown, you ready? (22:04):
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I
CHELSEY DONN:
can crown, I'm
ready, yeah. (22:06):
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TREY GERRALD (22:08):
So,
Chelsey and I each
have our own set of
zero to five crowncards, and in an
effort to be fair
and not influencedby one another, we
will simultaneouslyreveal our rating.
CHELSEY DONN:
The queens are
tabulating. (22:18):
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Okay, interesting,I'm holding up
two crowns, Trey,
you're holdingup three crowns.
Trey, you go first.
Tell us why threecrowns for Sam.
TREY GERRALD (22:34):
Well,
I'm saying three
crowns because
I don't want to,um, diminish the
impact that Sam
is saying is trueof Marianne's
personality here.
So I do think itcould have been
a conversation.
Maybe it has, andthat's why they've
gone public with it.
(22:54):
I love the brazen,uh, I love You
know, I don'tgive a bleep.
So I don't know.
It's just like, it'svaluable, but it's
a negative because
I'm getting that thedoctor is amazing.
But like, this isreally complicated.
Would it keepme from going?
Probably not.
I would, I wouldgo and I would be
armed to like, don't
(23:18):
take a personaland like, maybe
Marianne was fired.
I mean, who knows?
So, I said three,because there's
value, I think
it's a littleincorrect, but I
also have an input,so, I don't know.
Why did you say two?
CHELSEY DONN (23:32):
I
really just feel
like it's kind of
incorrectly marked,I don't think that
this is a one star
review for thedoctor, right?
I understandknocking off a
couple crowns
because at theend of the day,
the doctor is
responsible for whothey hire and who
is the quote unquote
cantankerous face oftheir business, but
I don't think that
(23:52):
this is a one starreview, so I can't
really give it more
than two crowns, Idon't think it would
stop me from going,
but I am glad that Iknow these details,
And so that's where
the two crownsare coming from.
Like I, like yousaid, I'm armed.
I know how to getinto Marianne,
like get on, I
want to get onher good side.
I got to get onthe, I can't get on
the naughty list.
(24:13):
I got to get onthe nice list.
So because ofthat, two crowns.
TREY GERRALD:
Yeah, heard. (24:17):
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Fun review.
Good job.
CHELSEY DONN:
Thank you. (24:21):
undefined
Thank you.
Okay, Trey.
Well, I thinkwe've done it.
I think we'vereached the most
regal portionof our show.
Let us know who areyou inducting for?
My Royal Highness.
TREY GERRALD (24:40):
Today,
I need to induct.
This is somethingthat Anytime I'm
sick, I like have
this thought of,wow, you're never
grateful whenyou're not, not
sick.
So
today I want us to
all come together,
hold hands, doa little hum.
And if you are ingood health at this
current moment, if
you don't have atickle in the back
of your throat, if
(25:01):
you don't have apost nasal drip, if
you don't have any
big problems, let'sactually right now,
pause, be grateful.
Today, I'm inreally good health.
Because theminute you're not,
you're going to
be like, dang,I really didn't
take advantage
of the fact thatlike, I don't
have a poundingheadache today.
And when Idon't, I don't
think about it.
(25:23):
But now that I'msuffering, I'm
realizing all the
times I haven'tbeen grateful.
So, being gratefulin the moment of
not being under
the weather, that,that deserves
five crowns.
So, today I aminducting that
feeling of being
thankful whenyou actually are
not sick, as MyRoyal Highness.
CHELSEY DONN (25:46):
I love
that, Trey, we've
really like, I've
gone philosophicalwith these
Royal Highnesses
lately and I'mfeeling that.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Great induction,Queen.
TREY GERRALD:
Thank you. (25:56):
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Well, we didit, Queen.
That is anotherround on the R U
A R Q Ferris Wheel
of I'm an Old Bagof Bones, Warden.
CHELSEY DONN (26:07):
Thank
you for joining us.
If you like whatyou heard, please
tell a friend.
TREY GERRALD (26:13):
If you
did not like what
you heard, pleasetell an enemy.
A
CHELSEY DONN:
cantankerous enemy. (26:16):
undefined
TREY GERRALD (26:18):
On
today's After Show
Pod, Chelsey, you
and I are goingto be rating
and reviewing a
One Star GoogleReview, sounds
familiar, or a BestWestern Review.
And WhitePlains, New York.
CHELSEY DONN (26:35):
Wow.
Okay.
I wonder whythis was said.
I think so.
Like I think aboutthe fact that I
used to always
get the chickenCaesar salad from
Applebee's and Iwould like love it.
But at the sametime, I was like,
this is not chicken.
Like, I like it,whatever it is,
like it tastesgood, but like.
It's closer torubber than it
is to chicken.
TREY GERRALD (26:56):
Well,
that's America
for you, baby.
CHELSEY DONN:
I know. (26:58):
undefined
TREY GERRALD:
Gee willikers, I
wonder why as well. (26:59):
undefined
But please remember.
CHELSEY DONN:
Ignore the haters. (27:07):
undefined
TREY GERRALD:
You're a queen. (27:09):
undefined
Gendernon-specific queen.
That's right.
CHELSEY DONN:
Love you. (27:13):
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Bye.
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CHELSEY DONN:
Oh my goodness. (27:48):
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TREY GERRALD:
I wonder where
Marianna is today. (27:50):
undefined
CHELSEY DONN (27:53):
How
do you feel about
chiropractors, Digo?
TREY GERRALD:
I've never (27:56):
undefined
been, but I lovechiropractic videos.
CHELSEY DONN (27:59):
Okay.
I've definitelybeen.
I have achiropractor
out here that is
like, has been alifesaver for me,
like walked inexcruciating pain.
Shout out to Dr.
Moravati.
If you're in LA,
TREY GERRALD:
who's Dr. (28:10):
undefined
Moravati'sreceptionist.
CHELSEY DONN:
She's always
been nice to me. (28:14):
undefined
TREY GERRALD (28:16):
Well,
don't make her mad.
CHELSEY DONN (28:18):
I
certainly will not.
TREY GERRALD (28:20):
Bye.
CHELSEY DONN (28:21):
Bye.