May 21, 2025 • 32 mins
Tensions run high as the Queens kvetch about bad drivers in left turn lanes, but the mood quickly softens thanks to a surprise birthday gift from Chelsey to Trey: an electric Shiatsu neck massager! 🎁
While Trey unwraps and tests the massager LIVE on air, Chelsey reads a 5 Star Amazon Review by Jacqueline W., who claims the device is “my new best friend… sorry family.” 💅 With features like heat, deep kneading, and a “Brookstone feel,” this review sends the Queens on a wild ride of satisfaction, skepticism, and vibrating bliss.
PLUS: A Royal Highness induction for elevator solitude, and a very relaxed tease for this week’s After Show Pod review.
⏰ Timestamps:
- 00:00 – Intro
- 01:03 – Lodge A Complaint: Signal On, Phone Out, Rage Building
- 06:21 – Review That Review: Shiatsu Massager (Amazon, 5 Stars)
- 10:40 – TREY TURNS ON THE MASSAGER 😳
- 17:20 – The Verdict: Does It Deserve 5 Stars?
- 21:01 – My Royal Highness: The Joy of Riding an Empty Elevator
- 24:12 – This Week’s After Show Preview
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(00:02):
Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian in Virginia, it's sohard to tell who to cho and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will helpyou choose who's win, which.
(00:31):
Hello.
Well, hello and welcometo Review That Review.
We are the podcast that isdedicated to reviewing reviews.
That is a very chipper Chelsey Donn,
and that is a moderatelychipper Trey Gerrald.
(00:52):
But together we balance it out and we are
the review queens.
That's right.
And speaking about balance, Treyhere at Review, that Review,
we do believe in balance, thegood, the bad, and the kvetchy.
So it's only fair that wetake a moment to vetch it out.
Would you like to a complaint?
(01:14):
Why?
Yes, I would.
Okay.
This is gonna be a twofoldcomplaint because okay.
It goes left ready and it goes right.
Okay.
Today I need to lodge a complaint
against left and
right turn lights.
So when you are at a stoplight,
okay,
(01:34):
and you need to turn left, yes.
That sometimes has differentconfigurations of timing, right?
My complaint is.
When you are the first carand there are cars behind you,
you can't be multitasking.
You need to be paying attention.
You need to be like pressing thegas pedal as soon as it turns green.
(01:57):
You have the largest responsibility in thedomino scenario, and I recognize like we
are busy, we're doing things, but it isillegal to be on your cell phone, right.
Now cell phones connect to the car.
So you can be looking atlike the monitor in your car.
Right.
Okay, great.
But as soon as this way traffic stops
(02:18):
mm-hmm.
You should
be aware that you're gonna be next.
Nothing drives me crazier thanlike 1, 2, 3 seconds going by.
'cause at that point I'm doing this.
If you're just listening, I, I'm like,I'm hovering about pushing the horn.
(02:42):
I'm afraid to honk.
I have the thing about I'm afraid to honk.
I am outrageously road ragey,like my husband will tell you.
It's like we'll be in a conversationand I'm instantly like, scream,
cussing, but I, I don't wanna be killed.
So I have like an issue of confrontation.
(03:03):
Right.
So as the two, three secondsare go, it's like, do, do.
Okay.
So if you are first in a left turn light,just please freaking pay attention.
Just focus you.
As Ellen DeGeneres once said, if somethingrequires both hands to do it, your brain
should probably be involved as well.
(03:24):
Mm.
Okay.
She's problematic, but whatever.
Okay.
I need to complain aboutthe right turn lane.
Okay.
Because it's the same situation if youwere the first in a series of cars,
especially when you're in metropolareas where there are, um, crosswalks.
For some reason the turn lane and thewalking sometimes happen at the same time,
(03:49):
which literally makes no sense to me.
It happens with left learn as well.
Two days ago, I was the secondcar, the woman in front of me.
Was looking down the lightturned green turn lane.
Okay.
So I went, honk.
This branch didn't even look up.
(04:10):
I saw her head, her head like this.
So I went, honk, honk.
She didn't look up.
So then I go honk.
She didn't look up the turn lane turnedyellow and I went, are you kidding me?
And then it went away.
(04:31):
We missed the entire turn lightand this branch didn't look
up at honk, honk, honk, honk.
She never looked up.
Oh my God.
That's how important hercell phone is to her.
How do you, I, anytime Ihear a honk, I go, oh, Jesus.
She didn't even look up.
And I was passive aggressive andI went, Aw, she didn't even look.
(04:55):
We missed the turn light.
Yeah.
I'm so angry.
I'm in an angry phase of life, I guess.
'cause these complaintsare really severe to me.
They're not like silly to me anymore.
They're actually really angry, and thenI get so angry as I'm reliving them.
That's my complaint.
Chelsey, can you make me feel better?
(05:18):
I think I can.
I mean, I totally hear you.
I totally validate that experience.
I always tell everyone,driving is a team sport.
Even when I'm driving myniece and nephews, I'm like,
guys, don't be this person.
Driving is a team sport.
If you're first in line,you gotta be alert.
You have a job, you have a job.
(05:40):
You gotta do it.
It makes me so heated.
I get it.
It's, it's a very good complaint.
I can't believe wehaven't done this before.
This is something that bothers me.
Definitely weekly.
And when you have a good personin the front, you're like, yeah,
that person knows what's up.
Yeah.
That's a Royal Highness induction.
That's
a royal highness.
Like that person gets it,
but like missing thelight entirely is wild.
(06:07):
Why Joel and,
and like definitely infuriating.
And then I saw her head pop upwhen it wasn't there anymore.
So didn't even know she was
probably on TikTok or some shit.
She
didn't even know.
No, she didn't know.
So she shouldn't be behind the wheel know.
No, I agree.
That's my co player.
(06:27):
There should
be like a test for the DMV where theytake away your phone for like an hour
and see how like wake down you can get
if you bus Yeah,
yeah.
If you could bust, youdon't have a license.
All right.
Great complaint, Trey.
Love that.
Thank you for holding
the space for me.
Anytime.
I'll, I'll give you alittle crystal moment.
I'm gonna remove all that negative energy.
(06:49):
Take a deep breath andshould we move on the, let's
do it.
But before we do.
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(07:09):
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Comment why.
All right, well, let's do the show.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Review that review.
I am angry.
I'm angry.
(07:30):
I don't know why I'm so angry about it.
I have to let it go.
As your trustee review Queens,we bring in internet reviews that
we feel need to be inspected.
We read a review, webreak it down together.
We rate the impact of that reviewon a scale from zero to five crowns.
It's a very regal process thatChelsey and I have coined, and
that is called Assess that.
(07:52):
That's right.
Now Miss Chelsey Goose, whathave you brought in for us today?
I'll try.
I just, I had a little psychic intuitionthat maybe you needed to relax a little
bit, you know, and you've been tense.
I've been feeling this from you,and I know what makes me feel
better when I'm tense is presence.
(08:13):
I love presence, opening presence, so.
Did you happen to getsomething in the mail?
You know, like maybe I forgotyour birthday on live on the
show, and I, I felt like I neededto send you a little something.
Did you get it?
Is it maybe this giant boxthat I have next to me?
It's that.
Would you like to open it?
(08:33):
And while you open it,yes, I will do this.
Is this a grandma shake?
Nope.
Oh, the birthday song.
Happy birthday.
A little happy.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
A little happy.
(08:54):
All right.
He's opening it.
It's happening.
Here we go.
Here we go.
More
packaging.
More packaging.
Oh, it's wrapped becauseshe went for the upgrade.
Look at that.
It's like in Santa's pouch.
It's
very tall.
Um.
(09:15):
It is very funny 'cause it's May 21stand my birthday was March 14th, but
we record early, so that's May 21st
is my sister's birthday,so it still sort of works.
Let's say that
she ain't got nothing to to do with me.
This is about me.
Okay.
Yeah, this is about you.
Just
kidding, Lindsay.
Okay, you just say yoursister or your sister-in-law?
My sister.
(09:35):
Okay.
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
RQT.
I'm forever gratefulto have you in my life.
Hope this year brings youall you want and more.
Love you from RQC.
That's me.
Such beautiful handwriting.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I've been takingcalligraphy classes.
Woo.
All right.
So it's a big, like green bushel, likea Santa Sack, and Trey is gonna open it
(10:00):
and see this has been here a while.
Yes.
I think you could use it.
I'll just say that.
Tissue, tissue, tissue paper.
Just kidding.
Okay.
What is it?
What could it be?
Tray?
I If it's like a massage thingy.
Oh, is that what you're wondering?
(10:21):
My god, I've seen these.
I've wanted these.
Oh, you down on your neck?
Yes.
Do you wanna describe it?
Okay.
Anyone that's just listening,this is a very sleek black
box that says neck massager.
And then on the other sidethere's a beautiful image.
These are, it's like, looks like it'sleatherette and it's like you put
(10:42):
it over your shoulders and then itgoes, you loop your hands through.
Um, it says high quality leather.
Oh, high quality leather.
Mm-hmm.
Vehicle charging.
No, you can put this in your car.
Fine zipper, breathable mesh.
It must be provided in the trip.
Oh, oh.
(11:03):
So the full title of this productis Air Laying Shiatsu Back and
Neck Massager, back Massager, deepTissue Kneading Massager, neck
and Shoulder Massager with Heat.
Electric four D massagepillow, father's Day dad, gifts
from daughter, not cordless.
(11:24):
So that's why I did ask Trey beforewe recorded if he had an outlet.
It's super coloristic.
Okay.
So does it have to be in the car though?
No.
No.
Probably just as a car adopter.
(11:45):
Oh, yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank God.
I was like, what?
No.
Okay.
Happy.
Happy birthday.
Little late.
Sorry.
Happy, happy
birthday my head again.
Okay, there we
go.
I know, it's, it's just, you know, should
I like plug it in while we do the review?
So
this is my thinking.
I would like you to sit back, relax,and get a massage while I read this
(12:07):
review that was written by Jacqueline.
W that way as I read thisfive star review mm-hmm.
In real time.
That was just from a few months ago.
You can tell me if you agreeat the end of the review.
When we go ahead and reviewJacqueline W's review it, give tries.
(12:34):
To plug it in,
like in a good way.
Like, it's like, um, it's, it doesn'tfeel like, it doesn't feel cheap.
Yeah.
It's like, uh, it seems substantial.
Irey feels very like Brook
Stoney to me.
Yeah.
Right.
Wait,
is it hard to figure out how to use it?
(12:56):
Do you have to put your arms through it?
To like, oh,
yes, you do.
Yeah, the
pressure.
I've definitely played withthese before, like, oh, great.
At a store.
Hold on, let me just plug it in.
Hold on.
Okay, here it goes.
See how
to put your arms there.
Okay.
Plug it in.
You know what I remember now, it's whenwe went to Costa Rica at the wellness
center, they had these like in thewaiting room, like in all the chairs.
(13:18):
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna turn it on.
Well get ready to enjoy yourself.
Are you on?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, great.
So this review was written by JacquelineW. As I said, it's a five star review.
Trey's mouth is already a gate.
The title of the review is OngShiatsu Back and Neck Massager Colon.
(13:39):
My new best friend, sorry, family.
Okay, here we go.
So I didn't think an electric needingmassager pillow would change my life.
But after a week with the air long shiatsumassager, I'm questioning if I need any
(13:59):
other form of relaxation in my life.
It is basically a heated deep tissuewizard in a weirdly comfortable pillow.
Here's the scoop on myjourney to massage Bliss.
First encounter colon.
That looks right.
When I took it outta the box, Ithought this thing looks intense.
(14:24):
But once I figured it out,and those little four D
massage balls started moving.
I was convinced it had comefrom the future to save my back.
The first time it hit my shoulders,I made a noise that only my
pets have ever heard me make.
I'd apologized to them, butthey're getting over it.
(14:48):
Operation Colon, not cordless.
Adventures.
All right.
It's not cordless.
I know this, but every now andthen I. Stand up with it attached.
Forget there's a cord and nearlyyank the thing outta the wall.
It's a battle between my brainand these magic massage hands.
The massage hands are winning benefits.
(15:11):
One kneading that knows no mercy.
It's like having a personalmasseuse who has no reservations.
About getting those knots out.
I'm not saying it's gentle,but I am saying it's effective.
Two.
Heat for the wind colon, the heat isheavenly, especially after a long day.
(15:36):
It's like someone said, what if apillow could give you a hug and then
did one better with warmth and rollingfists, three multiple body parts.
My neck, shoulders back, basicallyanywhere can fit this thing.
I'm massaging it.
(15:56):
I even tried it on my calvesand yeah, that's probably my
new favorite drawbacks colon.
The only real drawback here is the lookof judgment I get from my family as I sit
there and blissful silence with this thingdraped over me like it's the best friend
I never knew I needed, but honestly,if they tried it, they'd understand
(16:21):
and no, I don't plan on sharing.
Final verdict.
The Airlink Shiatsu massager isn'tjust a gadget, it's a lifestyle.
If you're ready to commit to an electricpillow that loves your back as much as
you do, buy it, just don't forget it'splugged in when you go wandering around.
(16:45):
All right.
How you doing, Tre?
Do you feel a little more relaxed?
I didn't hear any of that.
Ooh.
That's good.
That says it all.
Do you see the heat?
Yeah, I see it.
It's like red.
How does it feel?
It actually, it's interesting 'causeit is like hard, like in a good way.
Like, okay.
(17:05):
Sometimes I feel like thesemassaging things are sort of like,
like weak?
Yeah.
Like little.
Yeah.
Like, and the rotating balls are like.
Hard and large.
So it is like, it does feellike it's like working.
Are there different
modes?
'cause Jacqueline didn't talk about that.
Like can you make it moreintense or less intense or That's
(17:27):
so I was reading theinstructions in there.
Okay.
Because it says you canchange the direction.
Okay.
It says
there's three total speeds of intensity.
Okay.
So there are,
yeah.
I'm so happy.
Oh yeah.
Now it's really fast.
There you go.
I'm so happy that you love it.
Like Jacqueline,
first off, off the bat, I feel likethe arm length is a little awkward.
(17:51):
Yeah, when I'm seeing, when I'm seeingyou wearing that, um, I'm like, oh, maybe
that wouldn't even fit around my arms.
Like, it's like, itfeels, it's kind of short.
It feels like I'm likea dangling little kid
and it doesn't really look like that.
In the picture of it, it really lookslike she's just like very naturally.
(18:12):
I guess her elbows are beed, but
yeah, I would say they're just, theonly negative I'm experiencing is
it's a, i I feel like I have a lotof tension in my forearms because
yes, I'm, I'm not in a natural.
What if
you crossed your arms like this?
I mean, I don't know ifyou could record like this.
You
know what I'll say?
(18:32):
It is really nice actually, especiallychanging the speed just then too.
Like it actually is massaging me.
It doesn't feel like stupid.
Have you gotten a pedicure andsat in one of those pedicures?
Better?
It's
better than that.
'cause I feel like it's better.
I feel like pedicure chairs arelike, they're kind of weak and
they're also just sort of like,like it's not, does this really
(18:55):
feel like hands, like massaging you?
It feels electronic, but Okay.
It feel, it feels like, Idon't know how to describe it.
It feels like multiple balls operatingon different A accesses, so it.
It does feel like I actuallyreally do like this.
Are you in Massage Bliss?
(19:17):
What'd you say?
I don't even know whatI'm saying right now.
Ooh, I'm gonna try the lower.
That
is the heat.
Is the heat for the win.
Like would you say thatthe heat really helps?
Yeah, I was gonna talk
about the heat because I feel likesometimes heat just makes me sweaty.
(19:37):
Yeah.
But I actually, it doesnow that I've taken it off.
The heat is like a very nice element.
Yeah.
My main, my main complaint here with,um, Jacqueline, is that her name?
Yeah.
Jacqueline.
Jacqueline.
WI
don't understand this whole conversationabout it not being cordless, like in, in
my ex, in my opinion, I don't feel likeI'm gonna be like walking around and
(20:03):
doing activities with the expectationthat I'm gonna be being massaged.
Like the whole point of beingmassaged is that I'm staged there.
Is sitting there, right.
I guess, I don't know.
I feel like in today's a DHD worldwhere we're kind of always running
around, at least for me it'slike I'd be getting a massage and
I'm like, oh wait, I need water.
And then like I'll get up to go getwater and be like, oh shit, I guess
(20:26):
so I can see it happening To me,
I guess I, I, the reason I think it's acomplaint for me for a five star is that
I think it's an unnecessary negative.
Okay.
'cause if you think about othermassage devices, a massage chair,
a foot massager, it's like you'restaying, you gotta be stationary.
Yeah, that's true.
I
see how it would be an addedbenefit if it was four class.
(20:49):
Right?
I was gonna say, I
think there are some cordless ones thatyou like charge right There must be.
Right.
So, or like maybe it's also like, oh, whatif I wanna sit on my couch, but like my
couch doesn't have an outlet behind it.
So get
an extension cord.
I.
I don't know.
There, I I don't think I hear you.
Hear you.
I'm not buying
it as a complaint.
Okay.
But I think it's valuable.
(21:10):
Yeah.
Because if you do feel like,well, I wanna be massaging my
neck as I'm folding laundry.
Sure.
Like, I don't understand like whyyou would be exerting energy when
you're trying to get relaxed, but.
Uh, I understand that that would bean added bonus, but if this is such
a five star, I don't think I wouldinclude it, but I'm hearing that
that's a distinction that's valuable.
(21:31):
So yeah.
Good job for, and also, like
we've said in the past, the, likeo the opposite of a compliment
sandwich, the positivity sandwich.
In a five star review does sort of makeme believe Jacqueline A. Little bit more
'cause they're not just a total Pollyanna.
No, I definitely believe them.
(21:51):
Um, I feel like they missed anopportunity at humor when they
said, I. Neck, shoulders and back.
I think we, you even sort of started it.
Kind of, but I just wish Jacquelinehad said, my neck, my back, my neck,
my back, my shoulders, my shoulder.
Anywhere I, my shoulder and my anywhere.
Yeah.
(22:11):
Um, yeah.
And also that I'm not sharing,I recognize I relate hardcore.
Really?
Yeah.
Will you not share that with David?
You know, that's why wouldDavid and I work well?
'cause he doesn't like massages.
Oh.
What?
Crazy.
It's not his crazy.
It's not his thing.
Interesting.
Okay.
I can tell you more aboutit on the after show.
(22:33):
All right.
Yeah.
He doesn't like being like, you know,he doesn't need to get a massage.
Me.
Okay.
I could,
I love a massage.
I could lose my
entire retirement massages.
Um, let's love a, love a massage.
Let's talk about the spelling grammar.
Really good, really well organized.
(22:53):
We had a list going.
We're using colons.
We're dividing into sections.
I thought it was like very easyto read, very easy to understand.
I read this or I was like, truth be told,was like, trace seems very stressed.
I want to get him a birthday gift that'sgonna make him relax a little bit.
And I came across this product,read this review, click purchase.
(23:18):
So I think it is effective.
It's really well organized.
I think there's a lot of value.
Trey's back in his massageor just enjoy yourself.
Trey, I'll go through the talking points.
That's totally fine.
Well, I'm saying it looks like I'mhaving a hard time focusing, so I don't
understand getting up and walking aroundand getting yanked on the wall, but
I've already beat that into the ground.
Well, clearly because Trey isenjoying himself, so, which
(23:40):
please enjoy yourself, queen.
I am gonna go ahead andsay that it is common.
Um, definitely seems to be working on.
Trey Tre already mentioned wemissed an opportunity from humor.
Impact for me was that I went ahead andclicked purchase impact for Trey is that
he's comatose for the rest of the episode.
So I think that pretty much covers it all.
(24:04):
You know what's interesting,
like from the live reviewperspective here is like.
Because you can pull down with yourarms, like you can adjust, control that.
Yeah.
Um, and it really is that feelingof when you're getting a knot
moved around, like it's a verysevere, like in a good way for me.
Yeah.
I like massage to be hard.
(24:24):
Like I can feel it like digginginto these knots and, but I don't
like, I like more of like a medium firm,so I would just not pull down as hard.
Exactly.
It's a good conceit.
I do wish it was a little longer.
I really appreciate thelive review aspect of this.
You know, uh, assessing of thevetch 'cause I think it's sort
(24:46):
of pointing out to me maybe someholes in Jacqueline's review.
I think I have enough information tocrown Jacqueline, what do you think?
Um, yeah, I feel the heat is standout.
The rolling fist I can feel.
I think I could crown Jacqueline.
All right, let's do it.
So Chelsey and I each have our ownset of zero to five crown cards.
(25:08):
In an effort to be fair and notinfluence one another, we'll
simultaneously reveal our ratings.
The queens are tabulating.
Chose the school.
All right.
Trey asked me, Jack on a review.
Queen.
I think it's because he is feelingextra generous with his massage.
(25:29):
I went with four and a half crowns.
Trey, if you feel like you'reready, you can go first.
Why did you makeJacqueline a review queen?
Well, I was, besides the fact thatit made me purchase those for you,
I was gonna do four and a half as well.
But then your point about likementioning the one complaint sort
of makes it feel more trustworthy.
Um, and like I think when you'relooking for like a massaging device,
(25:54):
I don't wanna say it like that.
When you're looking for a massager like.
I don't know.
I just feel like the levity,but like, I'm not sharing.
I, you know, it's like,what was their title?
It's like my family, like, I neverthought, you know, like they're winking.
Yeah.
My new best
friend, sorry, family.
(26:15):
Right.
It's sort of like there's enough wink winkat like, you know, we're not curing cancer
over here where like getting a massage
Yes.
Strappy thing.
Um, yeah.
And like obviously you bought it and.
I just think when you're in the reviewsection, things can get so haywire
that like I appreciate the clarity,the point of view, the in and out quick
(26:37):
and like it obviously had an impact.
Why did you do a half crown less?
Only because I felt like in your livereview today, you gave me information that
Jacqueline didn't give me in her review.
I wish that Jacqueline had justmentioned there's different modes.
If you pull it harder,it will be more intense.
(26:57):
Just like a little bit moreinformation about the product.
Yes, of course I could read thedescription and I could do all that,
but still at the end of the day,like you wanna know what Jacqueline's
receiving in the mail, includingthe various ways of using it.
And I feel like Jacqueline could havejust dug a teeny bit deeper there
and then for sure would've been areview queen, but obviously nearly a
(27:19):
review Queen made me click purchase.
I think that it's obviously truthful.
Trey is enjoying it.
So
just turned off four
and a half crowns.
Did you turn it off by accident?
No, it has a 10 minute thing.
Oh, okay.
Well, great review and, um, great product.
(27:40):
Thank you for sending it.
Thank you for this.
Of course.
Enjoy.
I feel so much relaxed.
More relaxed.
I'm so happy.
I mean, I know after that vetyou were really stressed, so I,
you know, I'm glad we had this.
I
don't even remember.
Ooh, that's right.
All right, queen.
We've aired our grievances.
We've inspected a review.
We've relaxed a little bit, sonow let's shine light on something
(28:02):
truly deserving of a crown.
We have reached the mostregal portion of our show.
Trey, who are you inducting for?
My royal
line
is, well, this is justvery short and simple.
Today, I need us all to take amoment, send positive energy,
throw five crowns, throw fivestars to the experience in life.
(28:26):
When you get on an elevatorall alone, those doors close.
No one joins you.
You get peace and serenity andthese tiny four by four boxes
going up and down in space.
You can just collect your thoughts.
You push the button.
You don't have to worry about smells.
People looking the wrong way.
Have I complained about in the past?
(28:47):
Mm-hmm.
People trying to make smalltalk and a very small, confined
space just being alone.
Period.
But being alone in an elevator I loveyou like is really a wonderful thing.
Especially when you like see them runningand you're like, Nope, no, no, not that.
Not that.
Just being alone in an elevator.
That's my Royal Highness today.
(29:08):
What a great induction.
So true.
I love when it works out that way.
It sucks when there's like somebody atthe last minute that's like, wait, wait.
And you're like, okay,I'm not gonna be a jerk.
But also I thought I would be alone.
That was great.
I love that.
Well,
thank you.
Well, we did a queen that was anotherround on the R-U-A-R-Q Ferris wheel
of my neck, my shoulders, my back.
(29:31):
Anywhere else I'd choose.
Uh, that's right.
Thank you for joining us today.
If you like what you heardor saw, please tell a friend
we did not like what you heard or saw.
Please tell an enemy ontoday's after show pod.
Chelsey and I are gonna be rating andreviewing a three star Amazon review.
For empty spray bottles.
(29:53):
Well, I wonder why.
This
was
said.
Um, let's go back to
Chatty Cathy.
Okay.
Let's go back to, so I'm just saying allthat long way around the barn, we, oh
wait, well we got to this bysaying not to be ageist and then we
ranted for 10 minutes being ageist.
But this
is the after show we're allowed,this is behind the curtain.
This is what you get ifyou're here on the after show.
(30:16):
Um, hello.
Anyway, the point is not to be ageist.
But I do think that thereis a barrier to entry.
Hmm
hmm.
Wow.
I wonder, I look so muchmore relaxed in the future.
True.
Please, Queens.
Remember,
ignore the haters.
You're a queen.
(30:36):
Get yourself a massage.
Gender nonspecific queen.
Get yourself a massage.
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The heat the longer this hasbeen on the, the heat really is
like intense, a very nice touch.
Oh, okay.
(31:18):
Because
I can see how, you know, it justrelaxes the muscles a little bit more.
Yeah.
There you go.
You deserve a try.
It does need a lot harderthan I anticipated.
Like in a good way.
Yeah.
Great.
Love this for you.
Oh, well,
we'll
see if I fall asleep
on the after show.
Sit back, relax, and we'll see youover on, uh, the after show on Friday.
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Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian in Virginia, it's sohard to tell who to cho and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will helpyou choose who's win, which.
(00:31):
Hello.
Well, hello and welcometo Review That Review.
We are the podcast that isdedicated to reviewing reviews.
That is a very chipper Chelsey Donn,
and that is a moderatelychipper Trey Gerrald.
(00:52):
But together we balance it out and we are
the review queens.
That's right.
And speaking about balance, Treyhere at Review, that Review,
we do believe in balance, thegood, the bad, and the kvetchy.
So it's only fair that wetake a moment to vetch it out.
Would you like to a complaint?
(01:14):
Why?
Yes, I would.
Okay.
This is gonna be a twofoldcomplaint because okay.
It goes left ready and it goes right.
Okay.
Today I need to lodge a complaint
against left and
right turn lights.
So when you are at a stoplight,
okay,
(01:34):
and you need to turn left, yes.
That sometimes has differentconfigurations of timing, right?
My complaint is.
When you are the first carand there are cars behind you,
you can't be multitasking.
You need to be paying attention.
You need to be like pressing thegas pedal as soon as it turns green.
(01:57):
You have the largest responsibility in thedomino scenario, and I recognize like we
are busy, we're doing things, but it isillegal to be on your cell phone, right.
Now cell phones connect to the car.
So you can be looking atlike the monitor in your car.
Right.
Okay, great.
But as soon as this way traffic stops
(02:18):
mm-hmm.
You should
be aware that you're gonna be next.
Nothing drives me crazier thanlike 1, 2, 3 seconds going by.
'cause at that point I'm doing this.
If you're just listening, I, I'm like,I'm hovering about pushing the horn.
(02:42):
I'm afraid to honk.
I have the thing about I'm afraid to honk.
I am outrageously road ragey,like my husband will tell you.
It's like we'll be in a conversationand I'm instantly like, scream,
cussing, but I, I don't wanna be killed.
So I have like an issue of confrontation.
(03:03):
Right.
So as the two, three secondsare go, it's like, do, do.
Okay.
So if you are first in a left turn light,just please freaking pay attention.
Just focus you.
As Ellen DeGeneres once said, if somethingrequires both hands to do it, your brain
should probably be involved as well.
(03:24):
Mm.
Okay.
She's problematic, but whatever.
Okay.
I need to complain aboutthe right turn lane.
Okay.
Because it's the same situation if youwere the first in a series of cars,
especially when you're in metropolareas where there are, um, crosswalks.
For some reason the turn lane and thewalking sometimes happen at the same time,
(03:49):
which literally makes no sense to me.
It happens with left learn as well.
Two days ago, I was the secondcar, the woman in front of me.
Was looking down the lightturned green turn lane.
Okay.
So I went, honk.
This branch didn't even look up.
(04:10):
I saw her head, her head like this.
So I went, honk, honk.
She didn't look up.
So then I go honk.
She didn't look up the turn lane turnedyellow and I went, are you kidding me?
And then it went away.
(04:31):
We missed the entire turn lightand this branch didn't look
up at honk, honk, honk, honk.
She never looked up.
Oh my God.
That's how important hercell phone is to her.
How do you, I, anytime Ihear a honk, I go, oh, Jesus.
She didn't even look up.
And I was passive aggressive andI went, Aw, she didn't even look.
(04:55):
We missed the turn light.
Yeah.
I'm so angry.
I'm in an angry phase of life, I guess.
'cause these complaintsare really severe to me.
They're not like silly to me anymore.
They're actually really angry, and thenI get so angry as I'm reliving them.
That's my complaint.
Chelsey, can you make me feel better?
(05:18):
I think I can.
I mean, I totally hear you.
I totally validate that experience.
I always tell everyone,driving is a team sport.
Even when I'm driving myniece and nephews, I'm like,
guys, don't be this person.
Driving is a team sport.
If you're first in line,you gotta be alert.
You have a job, you have a job.
(05:40):
You gotta do it.
It makes me so heated.
I get it.
It's, it's a very good complaint.
I can't believe wehaven't done this before.
This is something that bothers me.
Definitely weekly.
And when you have a good personin the front, you're like, yeah,
that person knows what's up.
Yeah.
That's a Royal Highness induction.
That's
a royal highness.
Like that person gets it,
but like missing thelight entirely is wild.
(06:07):
Why Joel and,
and like definitely infuriating.
And then I saw her head pop upwhen it wasn't there anymore.
So didn't even know she was
probably on TikTok or some shit.
She
didn't even know.
No, she didn't know.
So she shouldn't be behind the wheel know.
No, I agree.
That's my co player.
(06:27):
There should
be like a test for the DMV where theytake away your phone for like an hour
and see how like wake down you can get
if you bus Yeah,
yeah.
If you could bust, youdon't have a license.
All right.
Great complaint, Trey.
Love that.
Thank you for holding
the space for me.
Anytime.
I'll, I'll give you alittle crystal moment.
I'm gonna remove all that negative energy.
(06:49):
Take a deep breath andshould we move on the, let's
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Review that review.
I am angry.
I'm angry.
(07:30):
I don't know why I'm so angry about it.
I have to let it go.
As your trustee review Queens,we bring in internet reviews that
we feel need to be inspected.
We read a review, webreak it down together.
We rate the impact of that reviewon a scale from zero to five crowns.
It's a very regal process thatChelsey and I have coined, and
that is called Assess that.
(07:52):
That's right.
Now Miss Chelsey Goose, whathave you brought in for us today?
I'll try.
I just, I had a little psychic intuitionthat maybe you needed to relax a little
bit, you know, and you've been tense.
I've been feeling this from you,and I know what makes me feel
better when I'm tense is presence.
(08:13):
I love presence, opening presence, so.
Did you happen to getsomething in the mail?
You know, like maybe I forgotyour birthday on live on the
show, and I, I felt like I neededto send you a little something.
Did you get it?
Is it maybe this giant boxthat I have next to me?
It's that.
Would you like to open it?
(08:33):
And while you open it,yes, I will do this.
Is this a grandma shake?
Nope.
Oh, the birthday song.
Happy birthday.
A little happy.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
A little happy.
(08:54):
All right.
He's opening it.
It's happening.
Here we go.
Here we go.
More
packaging.
More packaging.
Oh, it's wrapped becauseshe went for the upgrade.
Look at that.
It's like in Santa's pouch.
It's
very tall.
Um.
(09:15):
It is very funny 'cause it's May 21stand my birthday was March 14th, but
we record early, so that's May 21st
is my sister's birthday,so it still sort of works.
Let's say that
she ain't got nothing to to do with me.
This is about me.
Okay.
Yeah, this is about you.
Just
kidding, Lindsay.
Okay, you just say yoursister or your sister-in-law?
My sister.
(09:35):
Okay.
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
RQT.
I'm forever gratefulto have you in my life.
Hope this year brings youall you want and more.
Love you from RQC.
That's me.
Such beautiful handwriting.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I've been takingcalligraphy classes.
Woo.
All right.
So it's a big, like green bushel, likea Santa Sack, and Trey is gonna open it
(10:00):
and see this has been here a while.
Yes.
I think you could use it.
I'll just say that.
Tissue, tissue, tissue paper.
Just kidding.
Okay.
What is it?
What could it be?
Tray?
I If it's like a massage thingy.
Oh, is that what you're wondering?
(10:21):
My god, I've seen these.
I've wanted these.
Oh, you down on your neck?
Yes.
Do you wanna describe it?
Okay.
Anyone that's just listening,this is a very sleek black
box that says neck massager.
And then on the other sidethere's a beautiful image.
These are, it's like, looks like it'sleatherette and it's like you put
(10:42):
it over your shoulders and then itgoes, you loop your hands through.
Um, it says high quality leather.
Oh, high quality leather.
Mm-hmm.
Vehicle charging.
No, you can put this in your car.
Fine zipper, breathable mesh.
It must be provided in the trip.
Oh, oh.
(11:03):
So the full title of this productis Air Laying Shiatsu Back and
Neck Massager, back Massager, deepTissue Kneading Massager, neck
and Shoulder Massager with Heat.
Electric four D massagepillow, father's Day dad, gifts
from daughter, not cordless.
(11:24):
So that's why I did ask Trey beforewe recorded if he had an outlet.
It's super coloristic.
Okay.
So does it have to be in the car though?
No.
No.
Probably just as a car adopter.
(11:45):
Oh, yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank God.
I was like, what?
No.
Okay.
Happy.
Happy birthday.
Little late.
Sorry.
Happy, happy
birthday my head again.
Okay, there we
go.
I know, it's, it's just, you know, should
I like plug it in while we do the review?
So
this is my thinking.
I would like you to sit back, relax,and get a massage while I read this
(12:07):
review that was written by Jacqueline.
W that way as I read thisfive star review mm-hmm.
In real time.
That was just from a few months ago.
You can tell me if you agreeat the end of the review.
When we go ahead and reviewJacqueline W's review it, give tries.
(12:34):
To plug it in,
like in a good way.
Like, it's like, um, it's, it doesn'tfeel like, it doesn't feel cheap.
Yeah.
It's like, uh, it seems substantial.
Irey feels very like Brook
Stoney to me.
Yeah.
Right.
Wait,
is it hard to figure out how to use it?
(12:56):
Do you have to put your arms through it?
To like, oh,
yes, you do.
Yeah, the
pressure.
I've definitely played withthese before, like, oh, great.
At a store.
Hold on, let me just plug it in.
Hold on.
Okay, here it goes.
See how
to put your arms there.
Okay.
Plug it in.
You know what I remember now, it's whenwe went to Costa Rica at the wellness
center, they had these like in thewaiting room, like in all the chairs.
(13:18):
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna turn it on.
Well get ready to enjoy yourself.
Are you on?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, great.
So this review was written by JacquelineW. As I said, it's a five star review.
Trey's mouth is already a gate.
The title of the review is OngShiatsu Back and Neck Massager Colon.
(13:39):
My new best friend, sorry, family.
Okay, here we go.
So I didn't think an electric needingmassager pillow would change my life.
But after a week with the air long shiatsumassager, I'm questioning if I need any
(13:59):
other form of relaxation in my life.
It is basically a heated deep tissuewizard in a weirdly comfortable pillow.
Here's the scoop on myjourney to massage Bliss.
First encounter colon.
That looks right.
When I took it outta the box, Ithought this thing looks intense.
(14:24):
But once I figured it out,and those little four D
massage balls started moving.
I was convinced it had comefrom the future to save my back.
The first time it hit my shoulders,I made a noise that only my
pets have ever heard me make.
I'd apologized to them, butthey're getting over it.
(14:48):
Operation Colon, not cordless.
Adventures.
All right.
It's not cordless.
I know this, but every now andthen I. Stand up with it attached.
Forget there's a cord and nearlyyank the thing outta the wall.
It's a battle between my brainand these magic massage hands.
The massage hands are winning benefits.
(15:11):
One kneading that knows no mercy.
It's like having a personalmasseuse who has no reservations.
About getting those knots out.
I'm not saying it's gentle,but I am saying it's effective.
Two.
Heat for the wind colon, the heat isheavenly, especially after a long day.
(15:36):
It's like someone said, what if apillow could give you a hug and then
did one better with warmth and rollingfists, three multiple body parts.
My neck, shoulders back, basicallyanywhere can fit this thing.
I'm massaging it.
(15:56):
I even tried it on my calvesand yeah, that's probably my
new favorite drawbacks colon.
The only real drawback here is the lookof judgment I get from my family as I sit
there and blissful silence with this thingdraped over me like it's the best friend
I never knew I needed, but honestly,if they tried it, they'd understand
(16:21):
and no, I don't plan on sharing.
Final verdict.
The Airlink Shiatsu massager isn'tjust a gadget, it's a lifestyle.
If you're ready to commit to an electricpillow that loves your back as much as
you do, buy it, just don't forget it'splugged in when you go wandering around.
(16:45):
All right.
How you doing, Tre?
Do you feel a little more relaxed?
I didn't hear any of that.
Ooh.
That's good.
That says it all.
Do you see the heat?
Yeah, I see it.
It's like red.
How does it feel?
It actually, it's interesting 'causeit is like hard, like in a good way.
Like, okay.
(17:05):
Sometimes I feel like thesemassaging things are sort of like,
like weak?
Yeah.
Like little.
Yeah.
Like, and the rotating balls are like.
Hard and large.
So it is like, it does feellike it's like working.
Are there different
modes?
'cause Jacqueline didn't talk about that.
Like can you make it moreintense or less intense or That's
(17:27):
so I was reading theinstructions in there.
Okay.
Because it says you canchange the direction.
Okay.
It says
there's three total speeds of intensity.
Okay.
So there are,
yeah.
I'm so happy.
Oh yeah.
Now it's really fast.
There you go.
I'm so happy that you love it.
Like Jacqueline,
first off, off the bat, I feel likethe arm length is a little awkward.
(17:51):
Yeah, when I'm seeing, when I'm seeingyou wearing that, um, I'm like, oh, maybe
that wouldn't even fit around my arms.
Like, it's like, itfeels, it's kind of short.
It feels like I'm likea dangling little kid
and it doesn't really look like that.
In the picture of it, it really lookslike she's just like very naturally.
(18:12):
I guess her elbows are beed, but
yeah, I would say they're just, theonly negative I'm experiencing is
it's a, i I feel like I have a lotof tension in my forearms because
yes, I'm, I'm not in a natural.
What if
you crossed your arms like this?
I mean, I don't know ifyou could record like this.
You
know what I'll say?
(18:32):
It is really nice actually, especiallychanging the speed just then too.
Like it actually is massaging me.
It doesn't feel like stupid.
Have you gotten a pedicure andsat in one of those pedicures?
Better?
It's
better than that.
'cause I feel like it's better.
I feel like pedicure chairs arelike, they're kind of weak and
they're also just sort of like,like it's not, does this really
(18:55):
feel like hands, like massaging you?
It feels electronic, but Okay.
It feel, it feels like, Idon't know how to describe it.
It feels like multiple balls operatingon different A accesses, so it.
It does feel like I actuallyreally do like this.
Are you in Massage Bliss?
(19:17):
What'd you say?
I don't even know whatI'm saying right now.
Ooh, I'm gonna try the lower.
That
is the heat.
Is the heat for the win.
Like would you say thatthe heat really helps?
Yeah, I was gonna talk
about the heat because I feel likesometimes heat just makes me sweaty.
(19:37):
Yeah.
But I actually, it doesnow that I've taken it off.
The heat is like a very nice element.
Yeah.
My main, my main complaint here with,um, Jacqueline, is that her name?
Yeah.
Jacqueline.
Jacqueline.
WI
don't understand this whole conversationabout it not being cordless, like in, in
my ex, in my opinion, I don't feel likeI'm gonna be like walking around and
(20:03):
doing activities with the expectationthat I'm gonna be being massaged.
Like the whole point of beingmassaged is that I'm staged there.
Is sitting there, right.
I guess, I don't know.
I feel like in today's a DHD worldwhere we're kind of always running
around, at least for me it'slike I'd be getting a massage and
I'm like, oh wait, I need water.
And then like I'll get up to go getwater and be like, oh shit, I guess
(20:26):
so I can see it happening To me,
I guess I, I, the reason I think it's acomplaint for me for a five star is that
I think it's an unnecessary negative.
Okay.
'cause if you think about othermassage devices, a massage chair,
a foot massager, it's like you'restaying, you gotta be stationary.
Yeah, that's true.
I
see how it would be an addedbenefit if it was four class.
(20:49):
Right?
I was gonna say, I
think there are some cordless ones thatyou like charge right There must be.
Right.
So, or like maybe it's also like, oh, whatif I wanna sit on my couch, but like my
couch doesn't have an outlet behind it.
So get
an extension cord.
I.
I don't know.
There, I I don't think I hear you.
Hear you.
I'm not buying
it as a complaint.
Okay.
But I think it's valuable.
(21:10):
Yeah.
Because if you do feel like,well, I wanna be massaging my
neck as I'm folding laundry.
Sure.
Like, I don't understand like whyyou would be exerting energy when
you're trying to get relaxed, but.
Uh, I understand that that would bean added bonus, but if this is such
a five star, I don't think I wouldinclude it, but I'm hearing that
that's a distinction that's valuable.
(21:31):
So yeah.
Good job for, and also, like
we've said in the past, the, likeo the opposite of a compliment
sandwich, the positivity sandwich.
In a five star review does sort of makeme believe Jacqueline A. Little bit more
'cause they're not just a total Pollyanna.
No, I definitely believe them.
(21:51):
Um, I feel like they missed anopportunity at humor when they
said, I. Neck, shoulders and back.
I think we, you even sort of started it.
Kind of, but I just wish Jacquelinehad said, my neck, my back, my neck,
my back, my shoulders, my shoulder.
Anywhere I, my shoulder and my anywhere.
Yeah.
(22:11):
Um, yeah.
And also that I'm not sharing,I recognize I relate hardcore.
Really?
Yeah.
Will you not share that with David?
You know, that's why wouldDavid and I work well?
'cause he doesn't like massages.
Oh.
What?
Crazy.
It's not his crazy.
It's not his thing.
Interesting.
Okay.
I can tell you more aboutit on the after show.
(22:33):
All right.
Yeah.
He doesn't like being like, you know,he doesn't need to get a massage.
Me.
Okay.
I could,
I love a massage.
I could lose my
entire retirement massages.
Um, let's love a, love a massage.
Let's talk about the spelling grammar.
Really good, really well organized.
(22:53):
We had a list going.
We're using colons.
We're dividing into sections.
I thought it was like very easyto read, very easy to understand.
I read this or I was like, truth be told,was like, trace seems very stressed.
I want to get him a birthday gift that'sgonna make him relax a little bit.
And I came across this product,read this review, click purchase.
(23:18):
So I think it is effective.
It's really well organized.
I think there's a lot of value.
Trey's back in his massageor just enjoy yourself.
Trey, I'll go through the talking points.
That's totally fine.
Well, I'm saying it looks like I'mhaving a hard time focusing, so I don't
understand getting up and walking aroundand getting yanked on the wall, but
I've already beat that into the ground.
Well, clearly because Trey isenjoying himself, so, which
(23:40):
please enjoy yourself, queen.
I am gonna go ahead andsay that it is common.
Um, definitely seems to be working on.
Trey Tre already mentioned wemissed an opportunity from humor.
Impact for me was that I went ahead andclicked purchase impact for Trey is that
he's comatose for the rest of the episode.
So I think that pretty much covers it all.
(24:04):
You know what's interesting,
like from the live reviewperspective here is like.
Because you can pull down with yourarms, like you can adjust, control that.
Yeah.
Um, and it really is that feelingof when you're getting a knot
moved around, like it's a verysevere, like in a good way for me.
Yeah.
I like massage to be hard.
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Like I can feel it like digginginto these knots and, but I don't
like, I like more of like a medium firm,so I would just not pull down as hard.
Exactly.
It's a good conceit.
I do wish it was a little longer.
I really appreciate thelive review aspect of this.
You know, uh, assessing of thevetch 'cause I think it's sort
(24:46):
of pointing out to me maybe someholes in Jacqueline's review.
I think I have enough information tocrown Jacqueline, what do you think?
Um, yeah, I feel the heat is standout.
The rolling fist I can feel.
I think I could crown Jacqueline.
All right, let's do it.
So Chelsey and I each have our ownset of zero to five crown cards.
(25:08):
In an effort to be fair and notinfluence one another, we'll
simultaneously reveal our ratings.
The queens are tabulating.
Chose the school.
All right.
Trey asked me, Jack on a review.
Queen.
I think it's because he is feelingextra generous with his massage.
(25:29):
I went with four and a half crowns.
Trey, if you feel like you'reready, you can go first.
Why did you makeJacqueline a review queen?
Well, I was, besides the fact thatit made me purchase those for you,
I was gonna do four and a half as well.
But then your point about likementioning the one complaint sort
of makes it feel more trustworthy.
Um, and like I think when you'relooking for like a massaging device,
(25:54):
I don't wanna say it like that.
When you're looking for a massager like.
I don't know.
I just feel like the levity,but like, I'm not sharing.
I, you know, it's like,what was their title?
It's like my family, like, I neverthought, you know, like they're winking.
Yeah.
My new best
friend, sorry, family.
(26:15):
Right.
It's sort of like there's enough wink winkat like, you know, we're not curing cancer
over here where like getting a massage
Yes.
Strappy thing.
Um, yeah.
And like obviously you bought it and.
I just think when you're in the reviewsection, things can get so haywire
that like I appreciate the clarity,the point of view, the in and out quick
(26:37):
and like it obviously had an impact.
Why did you do a half crown less?
Only because I felt like in your livereview today, you gave me information that
Jacqueline didn't give me in her review.
I wish that Jacqueline had justmentioned there's different modes.
If you pull it harder,it will be more intense.
(26:57):
Just like a little bit moreinformation about the product.
Yes, of course I could read thedescription and I could do all that,
but still at the end of the day,like you wanna know what Jacqueline's
receiving in the mail, includingthe various ways of using it.
And I feel like Jacqueline could havejust dug a teeny bit deeper there
and then for sure would've been areview queen, but obviously nearly a
(27:19):
review Queen made me click purchase.
I think that it's obviously truthful.
Trey is enjoying it.
So
just turned off four
and a half crowns.
Did you turn it off by accident?
No, it has a 10 minute thing.
Oh, okay.
Well, great review and, um, great product.
(27:40):
Thank you for sending it.
Thank you for this.
Of course.
Enjoy.
I feel so much relaxed.
More relaxed.
I'm so happy.
I mean, I know after that vetyou were really stressed, so I,
you know, I'm glad we had this.
I
don't even remember.
Ooh, that's right.
All right, queen.
We've aired our grievances.
We've inspected a review.
We've relaxed a little bit, sonow let's shine light on something
(28:02):
truly deserving of a crown.
We have reached the mostregal portion of our show.
Trey, who are you inducting for?
My royal
line
is, well, this is justvery short and simple.
Today, I need us all to take amoment, send positive energy,
throw five crowns, throw fivestars to the experience in life.
(28:26):
When you get on an elevatorall alone, those doors close.
No one joins you.
You get peace and serenity andthese tiny four by four boxes
going up and down in space.
You can just collect your thoughts.
You push the button.
You don't have to worry about smells.
People looking the wrong way.
Have I complained about in the past?
(28:47):
Mm-hmm.
People trying to make smalltalk and a very small, confined
space just being alone.
Period.
But being alone in an elevator I loveyou like is really a wonderful thing.
Especially when you like see them runningand you're like, Nope, no, no, not that.
Not that.
Just being alone in an elevator.
That's my Royal Highness today.
(29:08):
What a great induction.
So true.
I love when it works out that way.
It sucks when there's like somebody atthe last minute that's like, wait, wait.
And you're like, okay,I'm not gonna be a jerk.
But also I thought I would be alone.
That was great.
I love that.
Well,
thank you.
Well, we did a queen that was anotherround on the R-U-A-R-Q Ferris wheel
of my neck, my shoulders, my back.
(29:31):
Anywhere else I'd choose.
Uh, that's right.
Thank you for joining us today.
If you like what you heardor saw, please tell a friend
we did not like what you heard or saw.
Please tell an enemy ontoday's after show pod.
Chelsey and I are gonna be rating andreviewing a three star Amazon review.
For empty spray bottles.
(29:53):
Well, I wonder why.
This
was
said.
Um, let's go back to
Chatty Cathy.
Okay.
Let's go back to, so I'm just saying allthat long way around the barn, we, oh
wait, well we got to this bysaying not to be ageist and then we
ranted for 10 minutes being ageist.
But this
is the after show we're allowed,this is behind the curtain.
This is what you get ifyou're here on the after show.
(30:16):
Um, hello.
Anyway, the point is not to be ageist.
But I do think that thereis a barrier to entry.
Hmm
hmm.
Wow.
I wonder, I look so muchmore relaxed in the future.
True.
Please, Queens.
Remember,
ignore the haters.
You're a queen.
(30:36):
Get yourself a massage.
Gender nonspecific queen.
Get yourself a massage.
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Now, how
are you feeling?
The heat the longer this hasbeen on the, the heat really is
like intense, a very nice touch.
Oh, okay.
(31:18):
Because
I can see how, you know, it justrelaxes the muscles a little bit more.
Yeah.
There you go.
You deserve a try.
It does need a lot harderthan I anticipated.
Like in a good way.
Yeah.
Great.
Love this for you.
Oh, well,
we'll
see if I fall asleep
on the after show.
Sit back, relax, and we'll see youover on, uh, the after show on Friday.
(31:42):
Try.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
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