PART TWO - Teeth Whitener: 1 vs 5 Stars - Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

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Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian in Virginia, it's sohard to tell who to cho and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsea will helpyou choose who's win, which.

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Well, hello.
Hello, Queens.
Welcome back.
Here we are in part two where we arecovering both ends of the review spectrum
for viral TikTok, tooth whitening,purely white deluxe whitening powder.
That's right.
But before we get started on thisflip side of the spectrum tray.

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It is game time.
Woo.
I don't feel like an icon.
Most of the days I feel like I can't.
That's with an A.
Here's the deal.
Trey and I have each pickeda rotten, scathing, pithy.
One star zinger, and with 30seconds on the clock, we'll take

(01:15):
turns trying to recite the zingerin as many genres as possible.
Just like Queen Meryl who does it all.
That's right.
Gotta love Meryl Streep
before the clock runs out.
So you've just lost the game.
So I'm gonna give you the option of if youwanna go first, do you wanna go second?

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Are you feeling like you needlike a moment to recover?
Do you wanna dive right back in?
Why don't you go first since we'regonna hear your main review shortly.
Okay,
sure.
I'll go first.
So my zinger comes from sunny, or maybenot so sunny Los Angeles from a dentist

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office called West Coast Dental ofsixth Street, which is a 3.7 overall
on Google reviews and 789 reviews.
Yikes.
This review is written bydsa, I'm gonna say is how you
pronounce his name, D-I-O-S-A.

(02:20):
Dsa.
Dsa.
The review is this placeis full of malpractice.
Stay away.
Idiot Dentists.
Oof.
Mm.
All right.
Well, yikes.
Since you said sunny LA I'mgonna strap you into a floaty.
Okay.
Love that.

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Love.
Good floaty.
All right.
Our maybe be like
a, like a tooth shape floaty.
If that floats your boat, that thatwould be better than a string of floss.
Yes.
Oh, for sure.
How would I float on that?
Exactly.
All right.
Are you ready?
Yes.
3, 2, 1, go.

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Shakespeare.
This place is full of malpractice.
Say away.
Idiot.
Dentists televangelists.
Stay away.
Idiot Dentist.
Romcom, this place is full of malpractice.
Stay away,
idiot.
Dentist sports announcer.

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Stay away, idiot.
Dentist lifetime.
This place
is full of malpractice.
Stay away, idiot.
Dentist.
Five.
Okay.
It was a little bit of along zinger, so I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Good work.
This could be your redemption song.
Try.
What have you brought in for us?

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Okay.
Well, I actually just found areally funny zinger for the actual
product that we've been reviewing.
So lovely.
I love that.
As a reminder of the Super C, yes, it'sthe purely white deluxe whitening powder.
Remove stains, no sensitivity enamel safetoothpaste, whitening powder for coffee,
tea, food, wine, and tobacco stains.

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It's super.
Okay, this one star is written by Sylvia.
Okay.
And the subject is, does not work.
Mm-hmm.
And the zinger is still not white.
Okay.

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Well, Trey, I'm gonna, because the, Ineed you to have a little bit more of
a challenge 'cause I only got five andI think, you know, let's challenge you.
I'm gonna strap you intoan electric toothbrush, so
good luck holding onto that.
Okay, Trey, are you ready?
I think I'm ready.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's do it.

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3, 2, 2,
1. Go.
Southern.
Still not white.
Still not white.
Courtroom drama.
Still not white Romcom still not white.
Superhero still not white.
Grandma.

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Alright.
Opera diva
soap opera
questionnaire.
Know what?
Wow, ire.
That was a lot.
That might be your personal one.
Nine Diva.
Wow.
Nine diva.
You won in a landslide.

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Take a battle.
That electric toothbrushcouldn't stop you.
You did great.
Rarely have we reached nine on the show.
I don't think that's
ever, I mean, I don't knowif that's ever happened.
It has,
but not a lot.
Not a lot.
Great work.
Um, all right.
Should we jump back in?
I was
flipping those, those cuecards too, to be honest.
Really good

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work over there.
I, I bet your.
Yeah, it does a little thatwere taking one for the team
of any time.
Alright, let's jump back in.
Okay, let's do it.
So if you have not watched partone, please go back to part one.
You can click up here, you'llsee a beautiful red box.
Just click there.
Chelsea, can you show them where?
'cause they might not know.

(06:14):
Oh yeah.
Um, click here.
I think it's the other side.
Or click here if it's here orif it's there, click there or
there or just look on the screen.
Okay.
Not be up
there.
Usually up here.
Um, okay.
And
then was that good demonstration?
Did that help?
Did we help you guys?
Yeah, so as a reminder, I just toldyou from my zinger, but this is for the

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viral TikTok Sensation Whitening powder.
The company is called PurelyWhite Deluxe and Chelsea.
It's gonna lead us into the positivity.
Oh, yes, I am queen.
Okay, so as we know, I'mbringing the five star review.
This review is written by Sandra s

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hmm
Ss five stars.
The subject is, this product works great.
The review is.
Great product.
That's whole review.

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Okay.
Alright.
I'm not watch words.
Okay.
There, there's a little bit more.
I was sort of flubbing, butthis review is actually a video.
Review, which if we as Trey and Iwere saying a picture worth a thousand
words, a video worth a million, we'regonna get to see or are we, um, what

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if this product works successfully?
So Sandra s only wrote greatproduct and then they attached this
video, which we will play for you.
Um, right now, yes,
my teeth are getting wider, whiter.
See, see, this time I left it onwith the toothpaste for a while.

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I didn't use too much water, so Iwas able to keep it in my mouth.
It's called Wonder Whiteor something like that.
Got it from Amazon,
you put toothpaste on the toothbrush,little bit of toothpaste, and then you

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dip it in the little blue bottle and thenyou kind of brush your teeth a little bit.
Not a lot, just brush it alittle bit and then leave it on.
Not bad,
not bad.
In part one.
Yeah.
We, we went through the four stepsand you're supposed to rinse it off.

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She's like, leave.
Leave it off.
Sandra.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
I first impressions, whyis Sandra out of breath
Chief breathless in this review?
Wait, I kind of like, I just love Sandra.
I think Sandra's so sweet.
I feel, I feel like I just want to like.

(09:16):
Preface everything.
Yeah.
I just wanna preface, I can tellthat Sandra is a sweetheart, maybe
a little misguided when how thingsgo, but it is so funny to me.
I think this is a show first.
206 episodes in the person reviewingthe product, misnamed the product.
They, she didn't know the name.

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She said, I, I think it'scalled, it's called Wonder White.
That's not what it's called, Sandra.
And then it's so funnyto leave a review saying.
I don't know.
I just found it online and it was onAmazon and you just, you brush a little
bit and um, yeah, it's getting lighter.
Just
a little bit.

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Kind of brush your teeth.
Oh my God, Sandra, you're so sweet.
Also, we should just note for anyonethat's listening only, Sandra has a
beautiful wash of light behind her.
Which means she is in darkness,so you can't see her teeth.

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She, she, she's facingaway from the light.
Um, so that, that's a problem.
That's a problem for multiple reasons.
Um,
I was hoping you were gonna bring that up.
'cause I was like.
Product that's supposed togive you a bright smile.
It sure is dark in there.
And she keeps being like, look,you see it, you see it like,

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no, Sandra, we don't see shit.
It's dark.
We don't see it.
Honey, I can barely see you.
Um, oh my goodness.
I am, I'm struck here because
off the bat, spelling, grammar,can't even talk about it.
Can't even talk about it.
Literally the review she seewider, like his, her accent.

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She was like, my teeth look wider.
And then she was like, whiter, whiter,
whiter,
whiter.
Um, but actual typing islike, this is a great product.
And then the review is like
the product notes.
The product works great.
Great product.
Great product.
So we know how to spellat least four words.

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Right?
Um, and they didn't use a thesaurus.
Yeah.
You.
Is it truthful or sha?
Why is Sandra leaving this review?
It sounds like they don't even know howto use the product, so they probably
haven't been using it for a long time.
I dunno.
I kind of wanna think that it'searnest and that I. The company or
whoever sent them like an email andthey were like, leave us a review.

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And Sandra was like, alright, I'll do it.
And then like clicked it clearly didn'treally like, I don't know, prep much
for it and like get a studio rented oranything, or make sure the lights were on.
And then she was like, oh, a video option.
That seems easier than writing sinceI only really write four words.
Which I want to commend Sandra forbecause I feel like people of Sandra's

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generation tend to not choose multimedia.
Yeah.
So I applaud Sandra for that.
This is relatively recent, I should pointout February 9th, 2025 within birthday.
Yeah.
There you go.
So, um, this is recent.
I mean, let's talk about thevalue, a little bit of this review.

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It's hard because like Sandraseems really happy, you know?
I think that's what we can go offof because in terms of like, am I
seeing that her teeth are white?
No.
I don't know.
Did you think they lookedwhite or could you even see it?
No.
And no.
Okay.

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So.
I don't know that it's really helpingin terms of evidence other than look
how happy Sandra is with the product.
Yeah.
It's also just, it's so weird to bereviewing a product and saying like,
you don't know the product's name.
Like, it's so funny to not be holding it.

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She, she says the bluebottle, so like I do, right?
It is actually the product.
Um, and
it's a verified purchase.
I mean, I, I fully believe.
That Sandra bought theproduct is using the product.
I just think that they recordedthis on a whim or something.
Yes.
I don't think that they like prepped.
No.
They were probably just putting iton and were like, oh, I'll do the,

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in a way though, what I liked aboutthis is it's almost like the opposite
of a TikTok because oh, a TikTok isgonna be like, here's the product,
let me like do the hand thing and.
You know, really show you, and this isjust like, clearly Sandra's just a regular
gal who happened upon this product andis happy with it, thinks it's great.

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I mean, humor, it's very funny.
I don't, I dunno how intentional thatis, but the common fluke, typical,
I'm just concerned because it seemslike Sandra is not doing the product
the way it's supposed to be done.
And I don't want You're not
leaving it on.
Yeah.
How do you even leave it on?

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Like, what does that mean?
She didn't rin, shedidn't rinse her mouth.
How could, I can't imagine like notdoing a quick rinse out because it's
like you're, you know, the toothpasteis bubbling up in your mouth.
You're gonna spit it out.
You're not gonna like, whatchaare you gonna do swallow it?
See, or maybe Sandra is planningto spit it out and rinse it
out after this little video.
Like maybe Sandra's like, I'll leaveit on for a minute in your mouth.

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Now.
That's what she says,that she just did it.
See, that's what I
know, but I'm just saying like, wouldn't,when you, when I brush my teeth, I, I have
like residue left, like I need to rinse.
So like I would look like I havelike toothpaste on my mouth if I
didn't give myself a proper rinse.
Speaking of lodging, a complaint.

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Yeah.
Which we weren't.
Speaking of that, that always bothersme in TV and movies, like when
people are brushing their teeth,they clearly never have toothpaste.
Oh
my, I've talked about that in standup.
'cause I'm just like.
It's so unrealistic.
Like, who looks like that?
I look crazy when I brush my teeth.
Okay.
Like I got stuff all over my face.

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I like, I'm drooling.
Like I, I, it's, it's not a pretty sight.
And that's exactly likethe Neutrogena campaigns.
It's like who washes their face like this?
Just lashing water on their faceall over the bathroom, water just
at a perfect angle.
And I know.
Sandra, yes,
definitely agree with you.

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But Sandra, I mean, shereally, she tickles me.
She's an interesting individualthat Sandra, I know that we can't
really go through a lot of ournormal talking points, so is there
anything else we wanna talk about?
I mean, is this impactful?
Would you buy based on offof Sandra's enthusiasm alone?

(16:13):
No.
Ooh,
the pregnant boss.
Um, okay, fair enough.
Do we think we need to discussanything else before we review Sandra?
I mean, in a way I think that Sandrakind of speaks for themselves.
If you guys are not watching this,if you are listening to this and
you wanna hop over to YouTube andtake a look, it might be worth it.

(16:34):
It's worth it.
Um, just to see this for yourself, arewe ready to go into the crowning tray?
I'm ready to crown.
Let's do it.
Okay,
let's do it.
The queens are tabulating.
Turn to school.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Trey's holding up one and a half crowns.

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I'm holding up three crowns, which I justrealized Crowns and crowns on your teeth.
Um, why did you decide to go withone and a half crowns for Sandra?
I mean, there's not a lotof meat at this barbecue.
Like even the attemptis like, I don't know.
It's like I feel for Sandra.

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I think it's very charming.
I think it's very sweet.
It's just, I think Sandra wastedtheir time and, and wasted our time.
I mean, I'm getting a kick outta it.
Like it's very funny.
I am, I'm still stuck on thefact that she was out of breath,
which is charming.
And then also to be like, hi,I'm here to show you that.

(17:40):
Like it's getting whiter.
I mean, whiter, like, can you see it?
I don't know what it's called.
I bought it on a website calledAmazon and you just, you just
put it on and it's wider.
Bye.
Like, oh my God.
Yeah.
It's very funny.
I don't know that there's a lot ofmeat on the bone, and I don't know

(18:03):
that this is like showing, it's,it's not swaying me anyway, other
than being like, oh, look, wait.
And the fact that it's a two wordreview, like even there's like,
there's no value in that andthere's no value in the multimedia.
So even if you were just scrollingvideo, you'd be like, what?
And then if you're looking, it's like.

(18:24):
I can't, I can't believe.
Well, I don't know.
It's very charming.
One and a half.
I, I, I really can't do more than that.
It's like, hilarious.
Chelsea, why'd you do three?
Or did you do three and a half?
I was,
I just did three.
Three.
I really like Sandra.
I'm so tickled.
It's so like.
Rare these days that I am, that I laugh,that I, that I literally laugh out loud

(18:48):
at a review, at a video review at anythinglike half the things that go viral.
I don't even think that they're funny.
You guys, this review only hasone person who found it helpful.
Oh my God.
We, I think, have found adiamond in the rough here.
I mean, this review deserves to be viral.
This is hilarious.
Sandra's a queen.
Even though the review meant absolutelynothing just for the entertainment

(19:10):
value alone, I had to give them aboveaverage and give them three crowns.
Clearly, we've spoken aboutall the negatives, but I do
wanna say, Sandra, I love you.
I, I hope that you're happy.
It sounds like you'rehappy with this product.
It's, this is only like a month,a couple months ago at this point.
So, I mean, I hope that you're even whiter

(19:32):
than
you were when you.
Recorded this video, and if you wannado an update to this recording, I
don't know if you could do an updatevideo, but if you can then just
turn the light on or face the light.
Face it.
Yeah.
Three crowns.
All right.
Well, okay, so this is an interestingstudy we've done today because part

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the one star review was sort of like.
I don't know if this is common
cautionary tale for sure.
And then the five staris sort of like, what?
What did I just watch?
But coming into this, I wasalready a little like, I doubt
this is really a miracle product.
Ah.

(20:17):
I don't know if I feel swayed, likeI, I still don't want to try it.
I think the one star scares me more thanthe five star convinces me that it's good.
Agree.
Especially because in this five star,like they're also in the process of
like, I think it's getting wider.
It's like, you know, like take a pictureright in the, in the light and date it,

(20:37):
and then like follow up, do before and
after.
Right.
Yeah.
So I don't think that I, I think Ifeel confident in this research that I
am not gonna, I'm not gonna try this.
Where where are youfrom doing this review?
I agree.
I mean, I do think that we've,we've brought two interesting
case studies today, obviously.
Um, I still don't think that everyonewho tries this product is gonna have

(21:03):
this chipping horror story that, youknow, our first reviewer had, um.
But I don't necessarily think thatSandra as like a curator of goods is the
person that I'm gonna look to either.
And I think that the 3.6 overalland the volume of people that have

(21:24):
bought this product and not writtenreviews speaks to that as well.
And I don't think that I'mgonna add this to cart guys.
Sorry to say TikTok, you didn't convinceme this time because as a review queen,
I'm still gonna go to the reviews.
Even if you're toing about it.
Yeah.
What did you think?

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What do you guys think?
Would you try this product?
Have you tried otherproducts that have worked?
I've been trying this snow thing,I've read about snow, um, which
I like took forever to arrive.
I finally do think it's kind ofworking, but I've also been combining
it with this whitening toothpaste, so.
Who knows what's what.

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Dad, if you're listening, sorryI didn't ask you before I did
either one of those things.
I was just hoping if, God forbid therewas an emergency, you could fix it.
So, um, I really enjoyed this.
I hope that you guysenjoyed this versus episode.
I think that whiteningtoothpaste is super interesting.
Whitening products are very interestingand they're definitely trending, so we'd

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always love to hear your recommendations.
So please do leave us a comment below.
Sandra, if you're listening.
1, 8, 5, 0 review.
Zero.
We gotta hear from you.
Let's hear from you.
All right, well that was part two.
That was it.
Great product.
Thank you.
And thank you for being with us today,and we will see you next Wednesday.

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And until then, Ky, see you later.
Later.
Keep your crowns up, Queens.
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guys.
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