Rookie Lap

Rookie Lap

Rookie Lap is a hockey podcast for those new to the game, know the game, and/or love the game. No insiders, just fans, truly operating under the knowledge that hockey is for everyone.

Episodes

December 18, 2022 86 mins

(Recorded Monday, December 12th)

Come along with us on an adventure!

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If you're wondering why this is going up very late and way out of schedule...it's because Smitty had a lot of work to do on this one. She used the wrong microphone and the audio...is wonky at best. My apologies!!

In this episode of Rookie Lap, we discuss news, blade slashes, we try to be nice to the PWHPA (really, we try!), and we talk about the weird pre-NHL days... and how cold homes were in Berlin in 1917?

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October 24, 2022 53 mins

On this slightly belated episode with terrible audio quality, we talk about the news! Rules! Smitty has an announcement! Psyner has a rant! It's Monday!


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October 11, 2022 70 mins

We're BACK! Catch up on news with us!

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September 12, 2022 71 mins
On this episode, Payner and Smitty talk about some scandals, some news, some history, and evictions. Or ejections. Whichever. No but seriously, why did Hockey Canada buy a condo? When do penalties stop play and when does play continue? And hey, are women's hockey leagues new? rookielap.wordpress.com AMA
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In this episode, Payner's comedic timing is on point, we moan about how boring it is right now, what a "rover" is, and the protocol for clothing. Also, Sarah Nurse more than deserves to be on the NHL 23 cover.
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August 15, 2022 58 mins

On this (late!!!!!) episode of Rookie Lap, a very frazzled Smitty and a very migraine-y Payner discuss the usual things. News, rules, history, and dumb takes. What else could you ask for from a Rookie Lap epsiode?

(no seriously what else could you ask for)

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In this episode, we talk some about the news, some about illegal hockey equipment, more about cow dung pucks and...eating pucks, but mostly we talk about the ethics of trading star players and how we just want to go home too.

Please note that we briefly mention the sexual assault investigation into Team Canada (2013 and 2018)--while we do not go into any detail and we do provide a trigger warning beforehand, if you need any support...

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July 11, 2022 75 mins

IN this episode we talk about the draft and not much else. If you're looking for stats analysis...this may not be the episode for you. If you're looking for discussions about how the draft is the best part of being a hockey fan, this is for you.

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Happy Monday y'all!

ON this episode, Payner and Smitty discuss the news (breaking breaking!), then talk about goalies and their gear and that insanity (thanks, NHL rule book for including literal math equations), and then we talk about the NHL draft next week! Payner is very excited, Smitty is just vibing. Also, we discuss which is harder: breathing in humidity or breathing at altitude.

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June 13, 2022 76 mins

On this episode, Payner and Smitty are back to regularly scheduled programming, though there is less yelling than normal. Today we talk big strides in hockey for women, little stitions, Sidney Crosby needing therapy (please go, friend), and then we spend an inordinate amunt of time talking about sticks. Also, Bruce Cassidy deserved better.

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May 30, 2022 134 mins

On today's episode, Payner and Smitty take a mental health break after a rough two weeks. We're tired, sad, and mad--but also tired of yelling and being yelled at. We bet you are too. Come escape with us for a couple hours as we mostly read various hockey player nicknames (sorry to all the names we butchered, and to the French in general). We also briefly discuss Johnny Gaudreau's slippers (??????????????????), but honestly it's mo...

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May 16, 2022 95 mins

*(Not actually a baseball podcast)

In this episode:

  • Smitty drops her mic (not a mic drop)
  • Payner is...in pain
  • The NHL Playoffs are discussed (WE! LOVE! CHRIS! KREIDER!)
  • Moves in the PHF are talked about
  • Smitty combines her Dumb Take and History (sort of, she mostly complains)
  • Can the NHL season be in series format?
  • Smitty talks about baseball a lot
  • Payner loves southern hockey

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On today's episode we preview the NHL playoffs and shout out the member(s???) of the NHLPA executive board who obviously listened to our last episode. Then, we're back on our rants about the PWHPA and celebrating the PHF for maybe finally punching back. We talk referees, streaks, and pulling goalies. Finally, we conclude with a loving message to Vegas fans. 

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April 18, 2022 89 mins
On today's episode, we talk the bad things going on in the NHLPA (tw: sexual assault) and in women's hockey, Rule 7, Quigg Baxter (a hero and cool name haver!), how shift changes work, and finally...dumb things on the internet. Smitty wants to bend/break rules and Payner has terrible internet. All in all, the usual chaos goblins you love. rookielap.wordpress.com  Ask/Tell Us Anything! https://bit.ly/3uRTWzs
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On this episode (in which Smitty is literally in a closet), we talk the drama that happened following the trade deadline, the Isobel Cup, and some ridiculous and maybe not so ridiculous rules regarding captains, alternates, and goalies.

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March 21, 2022 81 mins

Welcome to our very unedited, very raw, very....very (?) trade deadline episode of Rookie Lap. Smitty is moving and Payner has feelings. What else is new?

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March 14, 2022 69 mins

In this unhinged episode, Payner and Smitty discuss embracing the ridiculous, tensions, standing goalies, and the upcoming trade deadline that will probably be crazy because it always is.


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February 28, 2022 71 mins

In the 4th edition of Rookie Lap, Payner and Smitty discuss

  • the end of the 2022 Olympics
  • a life-saving event
  • weird resignations
  • lights and timing devices
  • how hockey is unique
  • why everyone should leave Russian and Ukrainian players alone

Smitty would like it known that they DID record a whole thing about Sean Avery but he was released from the Orlando Solar Bears (cool name) almost right after we recorded the po...

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February 14, 2022 72 mins

In this episode, we talk about what's going on in men and women's hockey (Payner yells a bit), talk about benches, why there's tall glass between players and fans, and then dumb front staff decisions that honestly make no sense.

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