This week on Sacrilegious Discourse, we crack open 1 Maccabees 9 and immediately get hit with seasonal chaos (“Jingle bell, jingle bell…”), plus a refresher rant about the book’s absolute felony-level pronoun abuse. Husband and Wife are begging the text to pick a “they” and stay there—because it keeps swapping who the subject is mid-sentence like it’s trying to start a fight.
Chapter-wise, the big headline is: Judas goes full macho “die with honor” mode instead of doing the sensible thing (retreat, regroup), and—shocking twist—gets killed for it. The hosts call it: this was telegraphed, and the Maccabean “Klingon code” is not a survival strategy.
After Judas drops, the story lurches into famine, betrayal, and Bacchides playing whack-a-rebel—while Jonathan inherits the mess and tries to do war logistics with “storage unit” energy and a wedding ambush that even the hosts can’t confidently untangle. Then we get a Jordan River escape that turns into fantasy lore (“are they fae??”), and the episode closes out with a rare vibe for this book: basically no God involvement—just humans doing human violence and calling it destiny.
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📌 Topics Covered:
- 1 Maccabees 9 recap—Judas chooses “honor” and immediately eats consequences.
- Pronoun abuse so bad it becomes a recurring character.
- “Albus Dumbledore” and Bacchides return—because history needed a villain rerun.
- Jonathan takes over, everyone panics, and the plot starts sprinting sideways.
- The Jordan River escape… plus the theory that the enemy can’t cross water because fae rules, apparently.
- “Authors of wickedness” becomes an accidental career aspiration (briefly).
- The episode’s running theme: less “God did it,” more “people did war.”
💬 Best Quote from the Episode:
“I want to be an author of wickedness… Oh, my God. Oh, that is my… My goal in life now is to be an author of the wickedness.”
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