Who’s Your Sky Daddy? (Patreon Teaser)

Same God, Different Drama: A Deep Dive into the Abrahamic Split

Are Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all just arguing over the same sky daddy? In this hilariously heretical deep-dive, our hosts wrestle with the question: Do all three Abrahamic religions worship the same God, or is it just celestial brand confusion? Spoiler: it's yes... and also hard no.

We trace the theological divorce timeline—when Christianity ghosted Judaism and Islam came in like a later, sassier cousin claiming to fix both of their messes. You'll hear us rip into the Trinity like it's a rejected Marvel plot device, drag Christianity for being the cosmic Chinese buffet of beliefs, and side-eye Islam's “we’ve got the REAL final prophet” energy. Judaism? Still vibing with their OG monotheism, thank you very much.

From saints who are totally not worshiped (wink), to angels doing Amazon Prime-level spiritual deliveries, to religious law that either rules every moment of your life—or is skipped in favor of Jesus vibes—this episode breaks it all down in our usual irreverent, cuss-laced fashion.

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📌 Topics Covered:

• “Do all Abrahamic religions worship the same God? Short answer: ¯\(ツ)/¯”
• “Christianity: Is it monotheism or just spiritual improv?”
• “Islam’s big reveal: We’re the sequel and the reboot”
• “Judaism’s lowkey rejection of Jesus (and maybe saints too?)”
• “Angels, prophets, and why divine messengers sound like FedEx drivers”
• “Combo religions and cringe fusion: Meet Bahá'í and UU”
• “Jesus spoilers and candy corn—because why not?”

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