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Speaker 1 (00:05):
you know, like
comedians are always like
they've got their way to holdthe microphone, but podcasters
don't ever get freaking freakywith it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
We'll do it live.
Welcome security, hot medianews.
Oh man, we've had a great week.
Let's wrap it it up, shall we?
Liam?
How are you today?
Before we start, though, howare you?
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
brother Just got back
from a little tour around the
southwest part of this greatcountry Hit Colorado, went and
saw my buddy on the farm.
Hit Dallas, saw some donors formy event coming up in August
and then we circled back, didsome promoting in Austin, saw
some buddies, did some runningaround, saw Joe Rogan kill on
(00:48):
stage and also got to meet AlexJones, the one and only man, I
am so fucking jealous.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Not Joe Rogan, but
Alex Jones, big time fan.
Uh god, just his reportingeverything he does?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
he's a G he really
really, really great dude when
you meet him too.
Uh just worked out with him, uhconnected through a buddy sean
johnson, his trainer, who's alsorunning a great podcast now
hell yeah yeah, give him ashameless plug at the end.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You know we've had a
quite an eventful week, though.
Um, we bombed iran, not ir Iraq.
We've done that before we triedsomething new Iran, oddly
enough, ooh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
How's it feel?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Dude, I couldn't help
but notice that it looked oddly
familiar to a movie that werecently watched.
Roll that clip, Tom is that you?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Is that you a rooster
?
Oh yeah, fuck his name'srooster.
Now, it's not goose.
I'm not calling anyone rooster,could you?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
imagine that, like
you're going through flight
academy and, uh, they find outyour dad died.
His call sign was goose andthey're just like you know what
You're rooster.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Do you want to be
named like your dad?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
We don't want to make
the decision.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We talked about it
for an hour.
We don't want to do it, sowe're just going to give you
some options.
We want to call you rooster,but we think that might make you
sad, so we're going to give youalso some other options uh,
lizard, uh, monkey ass.
What do you want?
It's rooster, lizard or monkeyass?
We're not gonna fuck with thisall day let's wrap this up.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
you know, that's
exactly what happened.
We didn't have a gold day.
I'll take rooster.
That's what I thought, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Do you want geese?
No plural, there's two of you.
You could be the swan.
It is bizarre how close toidentical that actual mission
profile was.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, how
close to identical that actual
mission profile was.
Oh yeah, yeah it.
You know they had.
You know somebody was like guys, hear me out for shits and gigs
.
Let's just run it back in reallife.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We got the aircraft
dude, do you think like he's?
He's like pitching the op boardand he's like okay.
So we thought we couldn't dothis before just because of the
geolocation anti-aircraftweaponry, but we've got some
guys on the inside.
The Mossad are going to takeout some stuff.
Listen, this is what AI.
So this is an AI simulation ofwhat it would look like.
(03:40):
We created this with AI imagery.
This is all high tech andthey're just playing like
fucking scenes from the movie.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Is that Top Gun 2?
No, no, no, we made that, wegenerated that for this brief.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Somebody with the
same tools that I used to make
memes.
Pitched that to Pete Eggset andhe's like, oh, that's sexy, can
you really do that?
Oh yeah, this is trainingfootage, sir.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
he can really invert
like that it was like someone
had mentioned to one guy wholike draws up the outboards like
dude.
I'm pretty sure pete hegsethhas never seen top gun like.
I walked by him in the hallwayat the pentagon yesterday and I
was like yo, what's up, rooster?
And he didn't get it, and so Idon't think he's seen top gun
and that guy's just like fuckyeah, I have an.
(04:29):
I have an idea for our pitch itwill crush.
This is going to fuck hard getme the guy that does the memes.
Get him in here.
Wait, you guys got tom cruisefor this debrief video.
Yeah, yes, yes, we did.
He really supports bombing thisfucking shit out of my brain.
(04:54):
He's super into it so fuckingin, sir.
I like it, dude before we gettoo tangential, I do want to say
I watched a clip of Tom Cruiseback when he went crazy.
You remember that?
Yeah, you remember back inwhatever 2010, 2008?
.
Yeah, he went crazy and he'sjust talking about how bad all
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these prescription drugs are.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's it.
You know he doesn't always geteverything right with
Scientology, but he got somethings right.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Or or he's getting
them right now.
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, it was, um, it
was.
You know.
I did feel for a slight secondI was like, all right, what's
Iran going to do now?
Let's wait for it, fuckingnothing dude.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
All right, I was
literally working out in the
morning with alex jones talkingabout this with another team guy
, like okay, we've escalated,what's next?
And then the next day we talkedthen and although the dude is
like cool and clairvoyant, hewas still just like listen,
there's a lot of ways to go.
You know, like there's, there'sno immediate answer here.
(06:11):
Dude, this Moom Donnie guy bro,running as a socialist in
America, and now they're doing amillion man call the prayer in
time square, calling for Islam.
We won't, we won't stop untilthere's Islam in every building
(06:31):
in New York City.
It's like, if you listen, okay,so there's like here's all the
people of New York, here's.
I got to fit like if I couldhold a pinhead.
I don't have a pin pinhead, Idon't have anything small enough
there.
Here are the people that matterat all, added in post.
So the people in new york thatmatter at all and make the
(06:51):
decisions at any kind of levelare so small because there's so
many fucking people in new york.
I cannot believe that thedecision makers are allowing
socialism because new york.
I don't know if you guys arefucking aware, but your run on
Wall Street.
Wall Street is the main vein ofanything that you produce.
(07:12):
That is your big moneymaker.
That is why people are there.
If you want to end up likeCalifornia and have everyone
who's cool and has two nutsunder a wiener leave and go to
Texas or somewhere else, do this.
Follow this dude into hell.
You absolutely will regret it.
This is the very beginning ofthe end of New York City, just
(07:35):
like it was the end of you knowwhat are we in the half-life of
California right now?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, it's rough
times in California and if this
guy gets elected which all signspoint to yes from what I'm
seeing, california right now,yeah, it's, it's um, it's rough
times in California and it'sgoing to get.
If this guy gets elected, whichall signs point to yes from
what I'm seeing.
I hate to be negative, but Idon't see New York pulling their
head out of their ass and goingand then finding some sort of
clarity in the situation.
It's an emotional vote.
It's an emotional vote.
(08:01):
They I mean there's the thingsthat that guy is running on,
like eradicating the NYPD, likeget the fuck out of here, guy,
like you're insane, you'reinsane.
But, uh, hearts and prayer forNew York, hearts and prayers for
you.
I mean, dude, there's a reasonwhy I've never been there.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
There's a reason why
I won't only reason I would ever
go to New York is to see groundzero, or if I had business to
do there and get the hell out.
But if I had business to dothere, I'd obviously go see
ground zero and pay my respects.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, I got to go see
the horse soldier statue, but
I'm I'm hoping maybe somedaybecomes part of the United
States again.
It feels like honestly.
It feels like you're likedeploying to go there.
It feels like you're having toprep for deployment.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
If you've got prior
history in the military,
especially on the soft side.
When you go drive into a placelike la san francisco or new
york, you're looking aroundthere like I am.
I'm fucking going into the shitright now voluntarily.
I'm surrounded by angry,fucking weirdos and I know that,
(09:06):
like so many people own guns inthis city and I can't have one.
Yeah, this is the worst there.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
There is one positive
side to this situation.
We might actually get an escapefrom new York.
Live Kurt Russell.
Dust off the fucking snakeleather pants and get ready.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Dust off yourself,
dust off your fucking old skin
and slide into those lubed up.
Well, you know what.
He probably doesn't even haveto.
They're not going to be tightanymore.
But if Snake Plissken-emergeswith an uzi, with a fucking like
(09:57):
a one by, a huge silver one by,I'm psyched dude, like that's
what we need.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yes, that's that's
gonna be.
You know that we can lookforward to that in the next year
.
Escape from New York.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Live Honestly, dude
if you want to book flights to
dress up like snake Plisskenwhile they're doing that call to
prayer and in times or whateverthe time square, and you want
to like run through the crowdlike I'm in, I think that would
be in that bad shit.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Kurt, like I'm in, I
think that would be in that bad
shit, kurt Russell style, justwild, like what's going on.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Could we, through
this that, like through this
Avenue of approach, could we,through this podcast, could we
summon 200 hard body dudes todress up like snake Plissken's
and invade New York?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Let's do it right now
.
Call the action.
I need 12 hard dudes, yeah ifyou're looking soft, do not show
up, Do not report for duty.
We need 12, no 30 hard dudes.
Yeah, massive Buff.
Massive dudes willing to wearleather pants and a duster it's
(11:07):
a good point, man.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
30 dudes is hard to
overcome, no matter how big the
crowd is.
30 hard bodies looking likesnake, plissken in very mobile
clothes, yo yo dusters will notbe provided.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You will have to find
your own bring your own dusters
and lubricant.
You'll you'll need to be oiled.
We want you glistening.
We will bring the lube thoughso show up.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
We're lubing together
as a team to get closer you.
You have no idea how tight theteams are.
Just tight yeah, you just don'tget it.
Day, day, what is it?
Day Oppresso libero or liberoLibero Enough.
(11:58):
That means lube it up for theboys.
Did you not know that, did younot?
That's a ancient Roman lubeyour brothers as they lube you
with your shield or on it withyour luber on it.
That will be the name of thisepisode.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, I wasn't going
to bring this up, but we finally
have footage of the, the Diddyfiles of everything they found
in his room or in his mansion,this compound, if you will, and,
um, his compound, if you will,it was it was, compound it.
It was.
It was everything you think of.
I just cases of lubricants, butlike one of the pictures was
(12:38):
just like a a massive restaurantstyle bag of chips like
tortilla chips, like and what.
Why that's?
It's the driest thing to munchon at an orgy.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
When you listen to
people read off like what was
happening at those yeah, theditty parties, it's like how and
truly.
Like I understand that so manypeople, in reaction to this, are
going to say like, of course,but like, truly, how are there
so many weird perverts in thatcommunity, one place?
Like why are there so manyweird perverts?
(13:17):
yeah right like, listen,everyone can have their kink if
you like.
When your wife pisses on you inbed, I do not care.
Like, if you like to fuckchicks and you want them to piss
on you, I don't care.
But if you're going to a partyand having lots of dudes piss on
you while you hit a slip andslide under them, okay, what's
(13:39):
up.
You know what I mean?
What's?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
going on.
Dude, just a wacky, weaselwaterfront park of piss and
astroglide did you read any ofthat shit?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
most of what was
going on was piss oriented.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah and then did?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
he had insane
one-liners just insane, insane
dude, just water park dude, likewhen you watch, get him to the
greek now and you watch diddyand it's just like mind fuck him
.
You know like you gotta mindfuck him.
It's like dude, it makes sense.
Yeah, that's what he is it wasalways there yeah, it was always
(14:19):
there.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I thought it was
awesome somber news Liver King
and Joe Rogan.
Liver King has finally lost hisfucking mind.
Bro rolled this clip.
This guy's losing his fuckingmind.
Bro Rolled this clip.
This guy's losing his fuckingmind on Instagram, going off on
Joe Rogan and eventually he gotput in jail, but he's back.
(14:44):
He paid, he's on bail, but nowhe's got to go to the mental
health evaluation, but he's backon social media again.
Just crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, he put out 15
videos in the 24-hour period
that he got out.
One of them he was givinghimself a coffee enema and
talking shit.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, which is crazy,
dude.
Look, real talk.
I never thought I'd have tofeel sorry for the Lever King,
but he is definitely goingthrough it.
That man needs to be removedfrom all the people that are
relying on him for a paycheck,and someone needs to help him
out.
Dude, he's in crisis.
(15:24):
He's going to be the next guyto go Garen fucking T if
somebody doesn't step in andhelp him out, because he is on
something, going throughsomething.
And when people rely on you fora paycheck, they're not gonna
fucking stop you, they're gonnaenable it, and that's what I
feel bad about.
Like um, but even worse, evenworse.
Um, uh, joe rogan has filed forcustody of DeliverLads.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It's bittersweet, but
you'll be able to give the boys
the life they deserve.
He does look like a mixed breedbetween a bloodhound and a pit
bull.
Now Did you imagine Saggy facepit bull, a Sharpay.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
He looks like a
sharpay god.
This is horrible.
I'm going out for this one.
Joe rogan steps in.
Don't worry, boys, I'll raiseyou liver.
Lads are coming with me, comeon liver was my enemy, but now I
shall be your benefactor well,right, and his and his wife.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
He adopts her too.
You can live on the compound,but do not raise your boys to
kill my family and take mythrone.
Shit's just turning weird andold just like I've heard this
story.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Like old school, like
kingdom days.
I shall raise your boys for you, though we were bitter enemies.
It's like old school.
I've heard this story.
Like old school, kingdom days.
I shall raise your boys for you, though we were bitter enemies.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Come with me, little
lads.
Don't raise his boys, father.
They will certainly betray youin the end.
It's like Game of Thrones noboys, they'll be living Nay Nay,
they'll live in the basement ofthe mothership.
Don't, don't interfere, I haveplans for them.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You don't understand.
Within them lies greatness, apower.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
They're just chained
to a wheel and there's like some
big.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
there's a big wheel
in the basement of the
mothership and that's how theyget their power they're just,
they're just gonna push thatwheel to the game fucking swole,
and he's gonna feed him a dietof nothing but nuts and liver
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the raw liver on the ground.
That's literally where theliver king is right now yeah, oh
god, you can't wait for conanliver king chronicles.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
It's gonna be amazing
oh yeah, I don't know if he's
gonna overcome anything afterthis one now this is looking
well, dude.
If you watch half his videos italmost sees it seems staged
right, because when you'rereally fucked up, your pupils
misdialate.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yeah man and his
pupils are.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Pupils are fucked the
thing that really bothers me is
he's got people all around himthat at any moment can say hey,
you gotta take a knee, like wegotta circle the wagons, like,
look what, like what he did toget fame, whatever.
It's a weird world we live in.
(18:34):
Everybody lives on these phones, social media and you can get a
lot of fame, notoriety from it.
He did it, he made lots ofmoney, sold shit, but he's still
a human being.
He still deserves some sort ofdignity at the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
And if you're in his
camp and you're not helping him
by saying, hey, get off thefucking phone, take a knee, get
some help, like, walk away fromthis shit well, it kind of
speaks to the character of thepeople that he's surrounding
himself with, right, like his,his family, all them like I mean
dude, really truly like heraised them this way, like to
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say, like that he's coming outand just like denying any kind
of surgical intervention and orlike steroid use or anything
like that.
It's just like and he's talkingabout these core tenants that he
just fucking made up, made up,yeah or I love how he chatted
gpt create yeah, he talks aboutthem like they're like in the
bible and they're like reallyold and he's just like,
(19:33):
obviously, the core tenets thatyou know, fucking, it's just
like.
What do you mean?
Obviously, you fucking cook youfucking.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
We all read agent
nemo chromicon with the core
tenets that were created forhuman race.
We all do?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
everybody reads it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
So let's recite the
core tenets of one we all know,
the core tenets of humansurvival.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
sun your balls, eat
raw liver fire is good air,
water, shelter and feed.
And shove coffee directly intoyour anus every morning.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, like where is
HGH fall into the core tenants
of natural living, like hghinjections?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
yeah, and and human
stem cells harvested from
embryos just yeah, yeaheverybody reads it, you read it,
I read it, I live by it thecore tenants, etc.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Etc.
No, dude, nobody.
Nobody is is tracking on thatright now nobody, nobody also
who are in this dude's camp,because I've also heard that
there's like a contingent of hisfollowers just wishing him well
and it's like who are you?
Yeah, who is following theliver king?
And just like, oh yeah, thisdude is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Dude three million
fucking people do.
But you're right, who's the guythat wakes?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
up every morning.
It's like, all right, I gottatake four ounces of deer cum
mixed with 14 grams of testiclejuice, semen for the uneducated
and a couple more ounces of rawliver.
Blend that up.
Here we go Like an ancestor,bottoms up.
(21:21):
What Sounds gross?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
It's just bizarre
that people are not
disillusioned.
I understand he's still gotfollowers from when it was fun
to watch, you know yeah but likeat what point in time?
The weird thing with all thisshit although the weirdest thing
was the social media shit isthat like the degree at which
consistency and irrationalbehavior will really escalate
(21:50):
your career.
And it's like you know you cantalk to the churdlies guy.
You know who that is.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So he goes on
podcasts.
They make like silly ass videos.
You've probably seen him athousand times.
If he starts getting in youralgorithm, you'll keep seeing
him, even if you don't watch thevideo.
But they just make really,really stupid videos all the
time.
And I listened to him on apodcast recently and he was just
like yeah, I'm just strugglingmonetizing this and it's like
yeah, where is the money?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
and being a fucking
moron like how is there, I ask
myself, that every single dayliam?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
but it's just like
you're bringing literally zero
value value so many people, andespecially if you're a guy like
the liver king, where you'relike, you're pretending that
you're bringing like a wholelifestyle, and then you, and
then it's so easy.
Well, you know what?
Fuck it, dude, there aremormons, there are mormons,
never mind.
Well, that's the thing, man,you know.
(22:46):
Like, yes, money is going toelevate your, your entire
persona, because you're going tohave just more access to cooler
shit.
It's going to look better, allyour products are going to be
great right away but yeah, henever had to struggle with
launching something.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
It was already like
fucking well established, put
out in the market and it's like,yeah, but it's still like it's
it's.
I can't for.
I can't look at it and and notfeel bad for the guy where he is
at right now in current crisis,cause it did.
It's like at any moment youcould just stop to walk away.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Speaking of feeling
bad for people, did you hear
about the dude who got a purpleheart, who had to self-deport to
South Korea?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
What a.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Hawaiian guy.
So so, guy.
So this is where, like I hatewhen the hard thing right now is
communicating to anyone who'son the left and a lot of my
family is on the left, and soit's like really difficult to
have like an educatedconversation where you're just
like no, this happened and thisis bad.
And then you bring up stuffthat they agree with and you're
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like this happened, this is alsobad.
And they're stuff that theyagree with and you're like this
happened, this is also bad.
They're like yeah, and thenyou're like, but this is, this
is also bad.
And they're like, well, no, andyou're like, well, no, it is
bad, that is bad.
You know, like wanting to killcops is bad, and burning cars in
the streets and stopping iceagents from doing their literal
job fucking job is bad, yeah,and they and they're federal
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workers and people are likecoming after their families.
That's all bad.
And if you don't think it's bad, you're a retard.
But, um, and like this is alsobad that we get to the point
where we're deporting guys whoserved in the military, to the
point where they saw combat andwere even shot twice in the back
.
So I was running away, but buthe still took two for the boys.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, I'll be right
there it was.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
It was weird.
No, so when I read that article, his um, like, the circumstance
was odd, to say the least.
When they were describing it itwas a rick, like it was a
ricochet off his dog tag.
(25:10):
So this was.
This was like the local newsreport like a bullet ricocheted
off a dog tag and nearly missedhis spine.
So my assumption is they didn'tgo into his dd214 and look at
his medical record look at yeah,um, and they just asked him and
he was like yeah, bullet hit mydog tag Barely missed my spine,
(25:31):
but what actually happened ishe was Sounds like Sarn Tabak
from Tropic Thunder, a legend.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't know what the
moral is.
I don't know what the moral is,I only know the sound it makes.
What takes a man's life?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
he's peeling an apple
with his hook.
But basically, this dude was aPurple Heart veteran and listen,
I don't care if he's got thePurple Heart or not, he was a
veteran, he served so for anydegree of service.
It's weird that that would besomeone who gets deported,
because in my mind, if you camehere on a green card, you chose
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to serve honorably and you didserve honorably and you got a
discharge.
You were like omnis nominis,you are an American citizen.
From here out you're followingAmerican citizen protocols.
There's no difference betweenhim or I, and I think that is
the correct way to go about it.
So if anyone thinks I'm wrong,that's just a personal opinion,
because apparently it's not true.
(26:34):
I thought that's how it worked,I think that's how it should
work, but apparently so he got aDewey no-transcript case.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
The individual served
in korea has a purple heart.
Won't go into details on that,we'll let that slide.
We we can.
We can talk about that later.
But you don't want to go intodetails on that, we'll let that
slide.
We can talk about that later.
We won't go into the weeds toofar.
He did serve.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
He did serve, let's
just cover that piece Dog tags
harder than anyone else'sTitanium ammo.
Hardest dog tags ever.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
But dude, this guy
should not have to fucking
self-report, that's justridiculous.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
It bizarre, it's
ridiculous um I mean, if you go
through the military and youserve with an honorable
discharge like I don't know,that's the the fucking baseline
for what you as far as thebenefit is concerned.
But you know, he's not the onlyveteran, that, um, that's
struggling with this.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
So we actually
there's a long, the long long
list of veterans that are nowresiding in mexico because they
didn't get their citizenship andthey weren't afforded the
opportunity.
yeah, a lot of people like so.
During the surge you couldserve, earn your citizenship and
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do your process while you werein Iraq, while you were in
Afghanistan at the time.
I know a lot of our 82nd guysthat were non-citizens were able
to get their citizenship ondeployment.
But for some reason or another,that's where a lot of guys
don't get that opportunity.
Something falls apart, thepaper doesn't get, you know,
shit doesn't get done right andthen they find themselves on the
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wrong side of the law becausethey the ETS, the guy in the
military, and they don't have acitizenship.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
So that's something
that needs to be corrected man,
that's bizarre dude, so I wasn'ttracking on this issue at all.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Uh, maybe it's
something I will in the future
because that's fucked up Like Ido.
Part two, we should do you do aserious reporting on this.
Vinnie Vargas covered it on hispodcast.
So there's a couple ofinvestigative journalists that
have been working on this for awhile and a lot of these dudes.
You would assume that there's,like a lot of you know, maybe
criminal records, a lot ofissues, but by and large, a lot
of individuals.
They don't have that.
They were serving the MarineCorps, serving in the army.
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They got out, weren't able toget their citizenship in time
and now they're in mexico tryingto reapply.
But they have a serve, therecord of service in the
military.
That should be honored.
That should bump you to thevery top of the list.
You should never have to leavenow how?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
yeah right, how are
you not at the the very, very,
very top of the stack?
It's so right that's.
That pisses me off quite a bit.
I mean like, when you want totalk about doing something wrong
, that's fucked up.
That's not right.
You're doing that wrong.
You're doing that incrediblywrong.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah, let's put a pin
on that.
Let's do a serious episode onone of these Fridays as a new
segment that we're going to bedoing.
In other news, the US Navy hasnow renamed the USNS Harvey Milk
to the Oscar V Peterson.
So got that.
(30:11):
At the end of Pride Month youget a name change.
It's got to burn.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, I think when
you look at all these renamings
you just got to understand that,like, where does it end?
Yeah, like is someone gonnacome back in and name everything
?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
super fucking gay
it's gonna be a back and forth
for eons, forever.
But here's the thing, dude is.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I want everyone to
remember that this is not a
fucking republican issue, right?
Yeah, trump is clapping backbecause that's what he fucking
does, but if someone gets backin there now and now, they do it
.
It's like okay.
So now all of our navy bases,all of our army bases, all of
our fucking bases across theentire fucking country are are
just fodder for public opinionand it's like you have to keep
(31:01):
two signs on each base.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
They will.
It's.
It's stupid.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
At this point, nobody
gives a fuck really truly when
you're showing up there everyday like are you looking at the
base's name?
And you're like god damn, I didlook at the arlie burke every
once in a while ago.
That dude was tough, but youknow, like fuck, I think they
should have kept it.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I think they should
have kept it, I think they
should have left the harvey milkalone.
You know, I mean it's a navyanyway.
I mean, come on, we all know,we all know navy.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know it's
representative.
Yeah, yeah, we all know it'ssolid, me and the boys.
It's not 2025.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Dude, it's cool, be
who you want to be.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Navy embrace it when
you're underway.
Come on, buddy yeah, dude it's.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I think they should
have left it.
It should have been fine.
It's a refueling ship.
It's not a cool destroyer oranything.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Let them have their
thing it's pumping other ships
full of fuel Bro that's whatHarvey Milk would have wanted.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
That's what they
maybe wanted.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
He would have fucking
spread his milk into other
ships hulls he would want todump his crude oil into other
ships vast, open, gaping hullsyeah but there is a relative
retaliation the um, because thename changed now um.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Fort cavazos is now
changing back.
Or fort cavazos, formerly forthood, is now changing back.
Or Fort Cavazos, formerly FortHood, is now changing to Fort.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Buck Angel.
Ooh yeah, nice, see, now that'swhere trends.
If you don't know who?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Buck Angel is, I'm
not going to ruin it for you.
You go look it up.
Oh, I want to ruin it, I meanfuck dude, actually you know
what Screw it.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
There you go, go
check it out, go see what Buck
Angel is.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
He's a tough dude.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, it's going to
be really fucking hard to
describe without wanting.
He's a real tough dude.
Desperately, desperately wantto ruin that.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Check out Buck, angel
, if you're in Texas anytime
soon.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
What would that base
be like?
If every base had to be likeyou know, kind of like it had to
be simpatico with its namesake,like what would Fort Buck Angel
feel like on the inside?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I'm saying Dude, a
disgusting leather clad musky
dungeon.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh, the gym would be
good though.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Hey, what are you
doing in here, brother?
Before you get in here and workout, you got to self.
You gotta self lubricate in thelubrication section in the Buck
.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Angel Buck nasty
lubrication section of the gym.
Get this man an oil bucket ohgod, dude, buck Angel is fucking
disgusting dude oh man, oh mygod, I'm just glad I got to
reference that.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
So yeah, go look him
up.
Tough dude, that's a perfectmascot to represent Fort Hood.
I mean Fort Cavazos, all right,oh, this one.
This is a good one to end on.
Sorry, I'm trying to beat downthis.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I'm trying to back
down this erection, this one.
This is a good one.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
I'm trying to beat
down.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I'm trying to back
down this erection.
Sorry, I can't concentrate onmy notes.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
That's a slogan
underneath.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Welcome to Fort
Buckingham.
Sorry, trying to back down thiserection.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Sorry, I can't find
my ID.
My pants are too tight.
I can't find my ID.
My pants are too tight.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
I can't get my wallet
out.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Don't worry, we got
someone for that.
Yeah, all the gate guards haveto look like Buck Angel too.
Just the tiny leather caps.
Welcome to Fort Buck Angel andKinky Kelly.
Capsule.
Welcome to Fort Buck Angel inKinky Kelly.
Oh fuck In the sexy steed.
(35:16):
They're like twins dude.
The sexy steed in Buck Angel.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah, dude, that's
your military these days.
In other news, in Japan, theTwitter killer was finally
executed, known for his seriesof haunting and brutal murders.
I think it was finally capturedin, like what's the notes say
on the old Lappy Toppy?
(35:40):
Only captured in 2020, Ibelieve.
Yeah, but finally got executed,man.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
He's been in a
dungeon eating old raw fish.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, he was arrested
in 2017 for strangling and
dismembering dying people,including several young women
and girls who were contemplatingsuicide, when he lured to his
apartment using social media.
Truly truly a despicable man.
But Japan does have very strict, strict rules in their society.
(36:19):
You know, service members getthere, get in a lot of trouble
for all sorts of differentthings, but when it comes to uh
murdering and horrible crimes,they will lash out with uh some
serious uh punishments.
So he got executed and um gotsome footage of um that swift
(36:39):
justice they put out there.
Um, so we'll play that.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
We're the first ones
to get this footage that's uh,
sorry, couldn't hold that,couldn't hold that in just the
(37:09):
second I saw Cartoon.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Godzilla, it's very
serious, liam, don't take it
lightly getting these insiderReports from Japan.
Shout out to our JapaneseCorrespondent.
Correspondent Tamagotchi NoritoDid.
Correspondent Tamagotchi Norito, did you say Tamagotchi?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Hell of a guy.
Did you say Tamagotchi Naruto?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
He's a great dude.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Excuse me, Godzilla's
coming through town.
Now to our correspondent,Tamagotchi Naruto oh Desu ka.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Oh, oh, great dude.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Part of the
Associated Press.
He works for us from time totime, but a remarkable reporter
was able to get on scene andcapture that.
People don't know that Japanexecutes its most violent
offenders with Gojira Gojira.
He's been a loyal member oftheir parliament for the last
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two million years.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
uh, so thank you,
godzilla thank you, godzilla,
for being such an upstandingcitizen and really showing up
and doing whatever the fuck youwant, all the time civic duty is
no joke for godzilla.
He knows his responsibilitiesare great thank you for going
(38:51):
into that time vagina that wasin the bottom of the ocean with
donkey kong and punching metaldonkey kong.
So metal donkey k Kong didn'tcome and take over our world.
Godzilla, from the bottom ofour hearts, thank you.
But not even only that.
(39:12):
What you've done for Parliamenthas been truly astounding.
Your hard stance on child sexlabor laws, hard stance on child
sex labor laws and, let's beclear, your hard stance for
getting more children intosexual labor was astounding.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
You're not always
fair, but you're always there.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
It's fair and we can
appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
That's like they're
fucking inducting someone as a
new member of the Supreme Court.
Well, listen, you're not alwaysfair, but God damn it, are you,
just God damn it.
You just God damn it.
God damn it.
Are you fucking Brutal.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
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