Get Rich. Get Hot. Be Happy. You Have 7 Days.
That’s the promise.
Or the delusion.
Depending on how caffeinated you are.
This 7-day glow-up plan won’t teach you how to scale your energy or monetize your mindset.
It just gives you something to follow while your nervous system quietly dissociates.
In this episode, you’ll:
💸 Rebrand your burnout as a breakthrough
🧘♀️ Speak in vague, elevated language (even when you’re spiraling)
🌫️ Romanticize your self-doubt until it looks like strategy
📉 Stop producing. Start performing.
This isn’t real healing.
It’s not clarity.
It’s the illusion of progress—on repeat, with aesthetic lighting.
If it sounds familiar, it’s because you’ve tried it before.
If it still works, it’s because you’re not ready to give up the fantasy.
🔔 Subscribe for more guided distractions, curated crises, and meditative nonsense.
🎧 Prefer to spiral in private? Grab the podcast: https://serenity-sarcasm.captivate.fm
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📱 For daily micro-dose awakenings: @serenitysarcasm
⚠️ Disclaimer: This is not therapy.
But it may trigger mild existential clarity, temporary disassociation, or the sudden urge to soft-launch a new identity. Please do not meditate while driving, networking, or rewriting your entire personality.
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