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May 31, 2024 16 mins

Getting Lucky (1989)

"Middlevale High has Cheerleaders, Jocks, Nerds ... and a Leprechaun!"

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Turns out Lucky is pretty shitty at his wish-granting.  Bill wishes for a date with Chrissy, which he gets and takes her to the drive-in. But Chrissy decides to bone the other dude in the back seat on her way to the bathroom and Bill then again interrupts them. Then Bill wishes for a Lamborgini and he gets a pinto. 

The quarterback of the basketball team is understandably pissed after being cock blocked twice, but Lucky decides to stand up for him by making him hit himself with his tennis racket before basketball class. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.  Why are you hitting yourself? And then he shoves it up his ass."



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