Win A Date With Tad Hamilton (2004)
"In every love story, there's only room for one leading man."
" ... So hot chick decides to enter said content and raise the $100 entry fee, with the help of her wacky friend. In a matter of 15 seconds, without even the aid of a video montage, she's achieved her goal. This mildly annoys Eric, but he doesn't say why ... oh the suspense. What could he possibly be thinking when he gives her that dreamy look, and then later mocks the idea of her dating someone, then writes her name in his notebook with hearts and stars and flowers?
The movie isn't called "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton" for nothing, so guess what happens next. Surprise! She wins a date, with ... are you ready? ... George Hamilton! I bet you thought I was going to say Tad Hamilton. Well, actually she did win a date with Tad Hamilton, but I wanted to demonstrate to the writers of the movie how to put surprises in your writing ..."
Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool, where we review the poo! With your host, the surveyor of sh*tty cinema, the mocker of moronic movies, the "Terror of Tiny Town," the last known survivor of "Battlefield Earth," the one of many, Allen Smithee!
Written, Directed, & Starring Allen Smithee
Assistant Director, Producer & Stunt Coordinator Allen Smithee
BoomMic Operator, Sound Editing, & Music Allen Smithee
Construction Coordinator The Amazing Rando
MakeUp Crayola
Catering Soylent Corp
Allen Smithee will be back in Return of the Curse of the Planet of Prehistoric Bikini Ninjas Vs Kingdom of the Bride of the Killer Shark Cheerleaders 2: Electric Boogaloo
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