2012

2012 – Apocalyptic Fun in a Destruction-Filled Ride

In this episode of Slept-On Cinema, we explore Roland Emmerich’s epic disaster flick 2012 (2009). This movie might have been written off by critics, but we’re here to argue that it’s a slept-on gem. With an ensemble cast featuring John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt, Danny Glover, and Woody Harrelson, 2012 delivers thrills, chaos, and plenty of "Oh, come on!" moments.

We keep things spoiler-free for the first half, giving you reasons to revisit this action-packed movie. Then, in the second half, we jump into spoilers and all our signature segments, including BOLOs, Rotten Reviews, and Spinoff Ideas.

Timestamps & Segments:

0:00 - 2:45 – Rotten Reviews

We read through some of the funniest and most scathing Rotten Tomatoes reviews from critics and audiences. From complaints about the over-the-top destruction to skepticism about the film’s logic, we laugh through the negativity while sharing why we loved this cinematic disaster.

• Critics said: "The only thing more ridiculous than the collapsing cities are the paper-thin characters!"

8:00 - 15:10 – BOLO (Be On the Lookout)

In our BOLO segment, we call out key visual moments and Easter eggs to keep an eye on while watching 2012. Highlights include:

• BOLO: "Earth Cracks Wide Open Scene" — Watch for the CGI madness when the earth splits in Los Angeles.
• BOLO: Woody Harrelson’s survivalist speech.
• BOLO: The subtle cameo by Roland Emmerich’s trademark references to his past disaster films.

15:30 - 18:45 – What Drink to Pair with the Movie

For a movie this intense, you’ll need a drink to match! We suggest a Tsunami Cocktail, a wild mix of rum, blue curaçao, and tropical flavors that embodies the massive waves from the movie. If you’re looking for something simpler, try a cold Domestic Beer—because when the world is ending, you’ll want something familiar!

• Tsunami Cocktail Recipe: Rum, Blue Curaçao, Peach Schnapps, Vodka, Pineapple Juice, Sprite, and a Cherry.

19:00 - 22:00 – Background Info with Stan Steamer

Stan dives into the behind-the-scenes chaos of filming 2012.

22:15 - 27:00 – The Draft – Best Destruction Scenes in the Movie

In our classic Draft segment, we pick our favorite destruction scenes from the movie amongst other fun picks.

27:15 - 30:45 – Bumper Sticker Line

Which line from 2012 would make the best bumper sticker? We pick our favorite quotes, and one stands out:

• “When they tell you not to panic... that’s when you run!”
• Perfect for your end-of-the-world survival kit, right?

30:50 - 34:30 – One Change to Make It a Blockbuster

What would have pushed 2012 to even greater success? We each suggest one change, from tighter pacing to focusing more on certain characters, that would have made it an undeniable blockbuster.

34:45 - 38:00 – Spinoff Ideas

The world didn’t quite end, so what happens next? We pitch some spinoff ideas, including a prequel that explores Woody Harrelson’s character’s descent.

38:10 - 39:00 – Closing Thoughts & Teaser for Next Episode

We wrap up by explaining why 2012 is a classic slept-on movie. It may not be perfect, but it sure is a lot of fun! Stick around for a teaser of our next episode, where we’ll dive into yet another hidden gem.

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