Smart Ass Tarot

"Who's playing who? New relationship or just for now?" & "Is he gonna leave his wife for me REDUX" & Rapid-fire at the end! A fun, productive episode. Wholesome for Grandma!

In this episode: "Will my abusive piece of shit ex-husband come back?" PLUS "Will I get this promotion?" WITH "Will I get the job offer?" AND "'Are you ok?' 'I'm pooping!'" ALL THIS and more!

This week: Ace of Disks means you're working for peanuts; The Devil crossed with Death makes for some dedicated Heavy Metal fans. Airplanes, Starships, Glitter... it's Nothing but a Good Time tonight.

We look at why "Why?" is not the best Tarot question. Also we rate listeners' nude pics and Zack finally gets arrested for sedition LIVE! Don't miss it!

Fascist bullies in state government were once fascist bullies in the schoolyard. We look at both tonight in a Revolutionary edition of Smart Ass Tarot.

Tonight we get educational and look a little at Zack's Check System, see what Burnout looks like in a Career reading, and see what getting jerked the fuck around by an asshole looks like in a Love reading.

SUPER BOWL SPECIAL! We rate our favorite bean dips and reveal our fantasy football scores for the season... LOL just kidding, it's the usual depravity and good hard Tarot.

"Does my crush like me?", "Will my OnlyFans make money?", plus how to cleanse Stalker vibes & more!

In this Very Special Episode, we talk to Sophia about coming out of the Broom Closet to her conservative Christian parents. FUN!

We go bonkers in this one, off the wall bananas, it's totally insane, I need an AI to listen to this episode and write me a description...

Marisa gets a reading on work but then talks about her breakup instead, The Social Costs of Success, Falling in LOVE when you're broken, Douchebag Litigious Ex-Husband Update. FUN!

Double-length Holiday show! We look at career stagnation, the symbolism of the Hard Sell, custody battles with narcissists, and look for a little vacation Ooo-la-la.

In this episode of Smart Ass Tarot: we kick dirt on Twin Flames, look at the fate of humanity, and ask if he's gonna leave his wife for her.

We're back for a new, improved season of Smart Ass Tarot, hosted by Marisa Malahowski and Zack Anderson! In the season premiere, we look at student grants, potential roommates, and chasing creative dreams.

Psychic Vision but also Actual Medical Vision? Southern Indiana being 10 of Wands for this guy who is in the worst place to get medical care for his eyes, "Danny's" mistress asks about her married boyfriend (spoiler alert: he's a dick), and how zodiac signs and planets work in the Tarot.

Zack's "check system" and how Dune Messiah is a stealth handbook for Prescience in Theory and Practice, and a few readings (one with a happy ending!). This episode is dedicated to the memory of Jane Hawkner, co-owner of Eye of Horus Metaphysical and badass witch. RIP.

In the first hour, Zack walks Marisa through his Standard Base Pattern and how he tags cards and groups them in modules. Then we read for two different Mediums about Spirit Communication, we look at how a reading can go from vague to specific, and talk about cord-cutting and violent people.

Ask my Tarot what's the meaning: relationships be intervening on the sound of your money machining.

We read for the People of Minneapolis during the Derek Chauvin trial (RIP GEORGE FLOYD), do a few listener readings, and explore how often should you get your Tarot read.