S1: Episode 14: Common Cold vs. Crusher, The Female Left Nipple Gaze, Riker's Nickname for his You-Know-What

If you really like left nipples, this is episode is for you! The team visits a matriarchal planet where the women make their men wear navel necks that expose their left nipples. And very tight pants, probs with padding. Because male writers in the 80's totally know what women want to see, so chill ladies, this is for your benefit. 

But don't worry everyone, the diplomatic issue on the planet is solved by the ladies of Starfleet! Psych! Riker solves all of the problems with his "gesture of good will" aka his penis. And also marginalizes Tasha and Troi on a WOMAN RUN PLANET, so yeah, that checks out.

Crusher is left alone to take care of medical stuff while her residents take a much needed vacation, but gets thwarted by the common cold! Oh no! Should she inject chicken soup mixed with tea into people to cure them? Her answer may surprise you!

Featuring: Virtual Ski Lessons! Shirtless Picard! Casual Use of the Holodeck Built by Skynet! Pants Padding! Deep V-Necks On Men- For the Ladies...Shh Just Enjoy It! A Lack of Right Nipples! Amara's Fanfic Origin of the Reading Rainbow!

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