GEF the Talking Mongoose | A Haunting of Mischief and Malfunction! - Strange Brew Podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The following show may shock, disturb, and offend some viewers.
The opinions, theories, and facts shared on this podcast are
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
This kills said head, Jeffrey's daughter, so duplat, the unibomber
blowing up Waco, Texas and Heaven's Days and aliens modified

(00:43):
men for names JFK.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Shot on the head, now the Cia, Bigfoot and the
mob Man.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Start of Sam talking to tos again, Witches, dom.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Saincts, serious Noise and hauntings.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Stargards and the skull and Bones.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Most celebrities are probably.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Can so if you're feeling all alone, crack a beer
and get stone.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Welcome you to the podcast Strange Brow.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
We're here to entertain you. We're entertain you.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
It's the best kid's strange.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Welcome back to the show, everybody, Welcome back. I'm your host,
Tom kat Ak, Tom Thompson, the Raptilian, Welcome to Strange
Brew podcast. And who do I have joining me?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I hate just saying Billy because you got such a
long intro to you. I need to be Billy aka
Billy something else. I know I always find that Billy anyways.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Billy Sweek, Billy Boy, Yes that's Billy. And who else
am I joined by?

Speaker 6 (01:50):
I get to be a great guest today.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yes you are, Jeff.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
I'm just playing hit. I thought you were.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yah, that's what I was in. Yeah, so we'll be
talking about Jeff the talking mongoose.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
This is a We've had fans asked for us to
cover this. It's one of the strangest, weirdest, most bizarre,
hilarious hauntings.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
But I want to address something first, so we gotta
We got a review, and if I noticed these things,
I want to discuss them and talk about them so
the fans, UH understand where we're coming from when it
comes to a lot of this stuff. I'm pretty sure
I've talked of this fan before, I think, but you know,
they left a review and then I'm gonna I wrote
something down in a response in a sense. So I'm

(02:37):
listening to pod for years. It's a cozy place to
settle in for conspiracy theories and true crime. Lately, Tom
has been on the line with a lot of convos,
especially the native land thing, and this is probably just
after because I just released the uh stuff about the
mass graves with the teacher who got fired for saying
it was a lie, which it was. The RCMP investigated

(02:57):
and found out that everything that they said about it
was a lie. You know, and I have my own
views about things, and you know, so political influence, et cetera.
I have watched the group change and watched Tom change
the most, and still trying to decide if I like
the new Tom let alone the new pod, even though
it is the exact same in my reality, it's the
same thing. The Stranger Family has always been one I

(03:20):
feel myself in, but now these new opinions, a lot
of them are just actually based in fact that the
group has. I don't know how much longer I could listen.
Patreon is a good way to make money, but all
of the stuff that they made the show Elite, which
is some of our most drunken, ridiculous episodes, are on there.
The ogs that have listened to this pod since the beginning,

(03:42):
aslong with myself would appreciate more of those episodes. If
you're thinking about listening, and it says try like these episodes.
Heaven's Gates, Amneyville Harp Jeffrey Dahmer, and it says, please
show the boy some love. They deserve it. Listen with
an open mind. Everybody love everybody. The show has changed.
I missed the old show. This new show minus Billy
and Aaron, so obviously just me has changed for the worst.

(04:04):
I'll be back when old Tom is back. I've been
listening since day one, but I can't but I can't
love you boys for real. And so I wrote sing
in response, because you know, I have different opinions. I've
learned things, and the show did start off as you know,
a comedy show in some regard, but it changes and
things like that. Right, So this I was like, what

(04:29):
is going on? I have to find where I wrote
this down? So I said, I wrote this down. So,
first off, to anyone who supports Strange Brew Podcast in
twenty eighteen, I appreciate you truly. I don't care who
you are, what country you come from, or what your
background is or what group you align with. If you
enjoy the show and support what we do, I've got
nothing but love for you. Stranger Podcast has always been

(04:49):
a place where everyone is welcome as long as you
can come with an open mind. In a sense, of humor.
The show starred as two guys getting drunk in abasement,
laughing book conspiracies, ghosts, cults, true crime, and the weirdest
stories you could find. The raw, chaotic energy is still
part of the show today. But I'm not the same
person I was back then. None of us are. I've grown,
I've learned more about life, I've lived more life, I've

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talked to different kinds of people, done real research, read
things outside of the mainstream, and for my own opinions
based on my own experiences, not just what I was
told to believe. That's what growth is supposed to look like.
People don't grow by hiding from uncomfortable ideas or refusing
to question anything. People grow by listening, learning and digging
deeper and beginning to and willing to admit that they
can have their minds changed. And that's what exactly happened

(05:32):
to me. I started realized that a lot of the
narratives were fed don't add up. And the part of
the reason I started the show in the first place
was to talk about these things that interested me. The strange,
the dark, the controversial, the stuff that people are told,
not the question, so yes, if I have a platform.
I'm going to use it sometimes to push back against
mainstream narratives that everybody else is scared to touch. That's not hate,
that's not targeting anyone. It's questioning power structures, questioning stories

(05:56):
that don't make sense, and refusing justin not along because
you're not supposed to talk about it. The truth is
to be exposed. The truth is supposed to make people uncomfortable.
Lies are what kept everybody calm and quiet. At the
same time, the soul of the show has not changed.
Most of the episodes are still the classic strange brow madness, cryptids,
paranormal stories, true crime, dark humor, weird history, and the

(06:17):
bizarre corners of the world. That's why we love what
we do, that's what the fans love listening to. But
so often the real world topics bleed in because that's
a part of who I am now, part of what
made this show what it is and naturally grown into.
I'm not going to avoid topics just because it defends someone,
especially when the entire purpose of the show was to
explore these strange questions. We're not here to We're not

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going to be able to please everybody. We never have,
But leaving a two star review as they did doesn't
help the show. When you claim to have loved it,
it actually hurts what you say you enjoy. I respect
your opinion, I respect the support since day one, but
the show has to evolve just as people revolve behind it.
But I refuse to pretend to be the exact same
person as I was in twenty eighteen just to keep

(06:59):
everybody comfortable. Stranger Podcast will always be a place for
you to laugh, learn and to question and to dive
into the darkest and weirdest stories. If you're here for
the ride, I appreciate you for your unsure about the
new direction. Stick around, because the heart of the show
will always be the same honesty, curiosity, dark humor, pushing
boundaries and refusing to stay silent just because someone says

(07:19):
we shouldn't talk about it. And that was the whole
thing of Like, if I have the platform to do
it and I start to question these things, I'm like, yeah,
I don't believe Canada is stolen Land. I'm sorry if
that makes people uncomfortable, but I'm not going to like
shy away from these topics that I'm passionate about because
it might offend somebody. You know, you guys feel me.
What do you guys think about this?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Just to circle back, because I'm reading the review here too.
A lot of what you said was are you talking
about the one on Apple podcast?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, though I just read the review for you, I.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Understand, but you read the old good review and then
the only edit was just you changed.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, I know that's that that well, I.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
See, Okay, so I don't I don't know if it
was all about all of.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
That, No, but but it's essentially saying that, like because
some of the political aspects of the show bleed into it,
of the stuff going on the world, you know, and
you know, there's people like there is people now that
enjoy that we push the limits and to be honest, like,
I'm not gonna, like I said, shy away from topics

(08:30):
and and at the beginning of the show when we
did this, me and Billy did try to not touch
upon certain subjects and we try to kind of play
the field and and have it more pulled back a bit.
But then as I got older, I'm like, I've always
had these opinions about the government about certain things. They've
evolved over time, but I'm not going to shy away

(08:51):
from it because and this was I think in regard
to the political aspect of it and the whole thing
of like what Canada is and native land and all
that stuff. And you know, I just want to address
it because like I don't need to share the same page.
We don't have to all the show have the same opinion.
That's not gonna be a fun conversation to begin with anyway.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
But also if there's something that's blatantly a lie that
people don't want to talk about, I'm I will more
likely talk about it. The more that people tell me
not to do something is the more I want to
do it. That's I've never liked authority. I never liked
people telling me what to do. And all the stuff
that I speak upon, I believe I can prove as
the truth and the factual thing, like you know what

(09:28):
I mean. So I'm and now I have the platform
and the thing is at the end of the day. Uh,
those episodes sometimes get the most downloads, like the Residential
School one where we talk about the mask graves. Now
they were a hoax, which I'm sure this is kind
of referring to. Is like some of the guests that
I'm choosing to have on the show and discussing the
topics I'm choosing to discuss. They It's gotten a lot
of downloads, a lot of people like to learn this stuff,

(09:51):
a lot of people like to question what's going on,
and uh and look at now. Now we're doing a
strange haunting case. Right, So there's gonna be controversial stuff
that I everybody's gonna like my opinion on. But that's
not why the show was started. It was started to
question these things. And yeah, not everyone needs to agree.
Everybody do love everybody. But also I don't have to
agree with some people out there. They don't have to

(10:12):
agree with me. That doesn't mean they have to like
the hate the show because I have a take that
they don't like. You know what I mean? You feel
me gang anyone else of anything? You have anything to say, Aaron,
what do you think it is true?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I always try and stay out with that stuff. It
would agree, not because I'm trying to like sit on
the fence running, but I think a lot of people
And I don't know if that's what he means by
that review or whatever, But I don't know if it
means like, oh, if I come on to listen to
an episode about chef to talking monghost and I have
to hear about the immigration policy. I don't want to

(10:48):
hear that. Yeah, if that's what he means, I get that.
I think it's a chick even or whatever, chick whatever.
Even though I do that sometimes, like I listened to
something that's titled a certain way or whatever and then
start talking about like what's going on Inland, and I'm like, ah,
I wanted listener to get away from that. But then
you do that too, though I know that's the thing.
There's times where like we're.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Talking about amusement parks and then that goes into like
Indian amusements.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
I have a thing for Indians.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Well it's hard, right, It's hard when something you keep
thinking of keeps splicing and blending in.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
And it'll be coming up on this episode too, So
everyone's aware because jeff to Nakibobos is from India. Uh
and uh. But like at the end of the day,
I love the fans and we don't have to agree
on everything. I wanted to address that because I'm sure
people have seen a change in me, and it's because
I've chosen to look into things and I noticed even
on older episodes, I'd be like, well, we did this,

(11:39):
and we this, and trying to like blame essentially just
this white guilt thing that has plagged I think people
that are European for decades now, and I'm refusing to
do that. I'm not gonna feel bad for things I
had nothing to do with. I'm not going to feel
bad for questioning things that are forced down our throat
by a government that's tyrannical. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.
I'm not going to care about things that might offend somebody.

(12:01):
The truth is the truth, and the thing is, at
the end of the day, the truth is supposed to
offend a lie. It's supposed to be offensive to the
lie being told. Quote that Billy, rite it on your tombstone.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
That's not what I'm putting.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
On here, lies Billy. I love beer.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Speaking.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
What is everyone drinking on? So I know it's not
we're not there yet. We're not there yet. But uh,
I was at I was at the LCBO, the lc UK,
and I saw a white No, I saw a white
Russian and I was like, I've never actually really tried
a white Russian that actually sounds pretty good. And then
the chick some you know, there's funny because I go

(12:47):
viral and people make fun of my nose piercing, but
this chick's face was just full of nose piercings. Like
she's like three on one side, one the eyebrow, five
up top and where like with blue hair, you know,
just a kind of a goth. And she's like, she's like,
we have the eggnog one. And I was like, okay,
oh do you And then she's like, yeah, it's over there,
and I was like, I've never had this one. It's

(13:09):
and I was like, sure, I'll get that. So I
got the eggnog one like carbage. It's pretty dang good.
It's made with vodka, which is like gluten free vodka
sponsor us. I'm sipping some one hundred proof barbon on
a Sunday.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I'm on the old classic moves.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah you're having a Heidie.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I'm having a move.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I also have this next I I just just the
things get me, like the covers Roman candle look so dop.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Is that it's imperiod the most wild I p a
craft beer market I've ever seen in my fucking life,
Like anybody in their dog is making cans of just
whatever the fun they want.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yeah, I know it's real, it's wild.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
All right, let's do like a strange brew we got
it love to one day?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
What would you call it?

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Aaron, I don't know, have to be something ridiculous, thought right,
I was gonna stay something. I need to keep my mouth.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
It's uh it just says regrets, but it's spelt wrong.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
I was gonna say something to do with Indians.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
But yeah, I know I wanted to hear it.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Does a mohiedo ice th hc vape count that is?
That is you're brewing something, right, That's the whole idea.
So this is like, by far the strangest case. I
don't know if you guys watched the movie I try
to get Billy to I tried to say, I said,
of course you didn't. I sent it to both you guys.
It was it was interesting. I didn't know there was
a movie about this. What you like this How to

(14:47):
Kill a never mind?

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Sorry, and uh so, uh you know, and I there
was a movie. I didn't even know about this. So
I've heard about this case for a while. We've had
fans that want us to cover it. And uh, and
I was like, Okay, let's we gotta get we got
I get into this. I'm excited and so I'm like
I'm looking it up and then I see this movie
with Simon Peg and I was like, wow, this is
kind of cool. And then so I washed it and
it's like it's it's a little slow, and it's like

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it's not bad, but it's like a kind of a
comedy where he investigates, he's one of the investigators, and
then you know he's he doesn't believe, but then at
the end he kind of thinks he does. And it
was it was decent. Did you see the trailer? Aaron?
At least you guys suck man? Why do I even
do it? What?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
What do I do?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh, you have like an hour and a half of
free time this week? How about do you want to
watch a movie about a monga for.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
A show that you're supposed to participate in? I have
a kid, man, I have a baby.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
And the minute I looked at it, like the like
post or my MDB thing, I was like, wow, this
looks it wasn't that that it was wholesome. Actually, how
much are we going to have to use this from
that one.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Happen.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Was I have this really nice opinion about this, yeah,
and then I have another opinion that.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
What the fuck Thomas. And it's like, and the thing is,
it's funny that some of the opinions I have I've
always had, but in the beginning of the show I
tried not to talk about it. We'd literally be like, oh, yeah,
well and joke about what we shouldn't mention that or whatever.
But I just I just don't care anymore, Like I'm
not gonna hold my tongue.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Way more polarizing than that. Like there's people that would
talk to me about things now that, like I said,
like five six years ago, I would have never even yeah,
assumed that they would even.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Well, and then you have both sides like a cult.
They're like and I don't believe in any side. So
it is very culty where you have to believe in
everything I believe. And if you even step this far
over here, you're a Nazi. You're a colonizing Nazi, biggot
racist piece of tray. Like that's literally how far gets
you take one toe into the other side, and they're like, no, no,

(17:01):
you can't even say. You can't even say my heart
goes out to you, my heart goes out to you.
You know, I can't even do that. So funny. Why
does Jeff Graphic look like a Pikachu mushroom out of Yeah,
well he's a little weird little mongoose, a little scary
little mongoose. Billy, can you give us some fun facts

(17:24):
about mongooses to start this?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Learn about mongoos.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Mongoose.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Mongoose love the snakes, like the venomous snakes.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Like, oh yeah, I've seen videos of that.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
They're not even immune to venom. They just like fighting them.
They're just fast. Oh, I thought this was cool. They
talk in full sentences like Researchers found that, like mongooses,
like you, structure vocalization, like combining different sounds to communicate
things like warnings, food discoveries, coordinating group movements, stuff like that.
But they'll just be like one or two noises like

(18:02):
a regular animal would. It's like a full fledged sentence
at a time, structured.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Oh weird.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I thought it was kind of cool. Mongoose they like
the sun bathe. Yeah, that's cool. They're big sun bathers. Yeah,
there's not that many cool.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Well, I guess everyone out of facts, all right.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
That's cooperative family life. Many species live in tight knit
groups where babysitting is shared across mongoose.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Somebody says something that I'm like, I need to not
make any reference to listen.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
It was.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
It was. It's one. It's one fan, you know. And
if you are a fan of the show and you
like that we're more controversial, please give us a five
star rate and review, please help us out, because you know,
like soon, you mean.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
We're so much better. It's been, like I actual minimum,
at least two years since you've said rape and review.
I know, I actually every episode.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
I actually think that the show has only gotten better.
In my opinion, We've gotten more downloads. People are more
tuning in more, you know, And like I said, and
everybody used to agree with everything I say. If you
believe that, you know, if you believe Candice stolen land,
I believe that China is Mongolian land. Okay, give it
back to the Mongolians. Now they need reparations. Now Mongolians

(19:21):
need help.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Man.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
They're out there living on the streets being barbarians. You know.
They they try to climb the Great Wall. They couldn't
do it, you know. And then Ching Chong, Ching Chong,
Qing Chong came over and to start, Hey, there is
a place in China. There is a place in China
called ching Chong, China, and it has it's a pretty
crazy city though. They have like, like, uh, what's that

(19:44):
called trains that are like up in the air and
they're floating around the city and shit like that. Ching
Chong China real place. You can't have that. And then
tell me not to say Ching Chong when I'm talking
about Chinese people.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Okay, sure, I thought it.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
For it's like a city. Okay, Aaron, give let's get
into it.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
I am a ghost in the form of a mongoose.
I have hands, I have feet, And if you saw me,
you drop a fright. Jeff nineteen thirty two.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Did you figure it out? Just click on options.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Drop a freight, drop a.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Fright, Yes, you would drop a fright. The isle of
Man has always always feels like it's holding its breath,
the place carved by no Now we can't hear you
at all. Oh my god, why every live stream? Okay,
the islive man always figured out, Aaron, you can do it.

(20:45):
The islive man always feels like it's holding its breath.
A place carved by wind, fog, and superstition, where the
Celtic myths survive, not in the books, but in the
soil itself. Fishermen swear that fairies watch the tides. Farmers
leave offspring offerings for house spirits known as maginery, veggie

(21:06):
veggie roads twist into darkness. Don't know what that is.
The seahammers and the cliffs like a warning. But in
the early nineteen thirties, something happened on the island that
felt of odd, stranger, and more intelligent than any fairy tale,
something that blurred the lines between haunting and hallucination, between
animal and spirit, between folklore and cosmic absurdity. At an

(21:27):
isolated farmhouse called the Castion's Gap, something began to speak.
Not whispers, not ghostly sighs, not rattling chains. A voice,
a clear, sharp, articulate voice, shrill like a child, mocking
like a prankster, and intelligent enough to hold conversations about gossip, travel, religion,

(21:49):
and death. It's called Jeff with a G because it
insisted on proper spelling. The entity that lived in the
walls of the Irving Farmhouse became one of the most
baffling paranormal cases ever documented. For years, it taunted, entertained, threatened,
and mimicked, and spied and sang its way into legend.
It attracted investigators, journalists, skeptics, spiritualists, and police. It left

(22:12):
behind a record testimony, physical traits, witness accounts, strange prints,
and even a lost ghostly recording destroyed in the blitz.
That sucks that we lost the recording the Irving Farmhouse. Yes,
like the Irvings.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Who's the Irvings, Like the people that own the entire
East Coast of Canada, Like Irving Gas.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Now it's over on the other side of the world.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Ah, the original Irving.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
What you're about to hear? We're gonna get into every
detail of this. Jeff the extra clever mongoose, Jeff with
a G. Do you know I mean Jeff was with
a G Geoff we used to call my buddy, Yeah, yeah, Gff.
Try to get Aaron there you go. Okay, now you are, Jeff.

(23:01):
We're switching roles.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Am I am I Jeff for just the entire episode.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
I don't I don't think that's necessary. I think just
the quotes, and then you can give your thoughts also
instead of just being Jeff James. Irving once had a
life beyond wind beaten Stone walls. A former piano salesman.
Billy loves pianos, don't you.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I'd be a piano salesman. I'd be moving grand pianos
and people's people's apartment buildings a piano.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
That's why I asked you about it.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
What a horrible experience, I know.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Imagine being a piano salesman. Do you like have a
huge truck with his pianos on the side, you carry them?
I got it's fine. Here's this piano, ma'am. It's like
that backs breaker. He was articulate, well traveled, lively, a
man who enjoyed the sound of his own voice. Sounds
like somebody, what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Same mine?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
He can recognize it.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, I understand. I talk a lot. That's the true.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Destroy the child.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I don't know why I pushed that one. I was like,
figure it out, so you know, and then so, but
you know. Financial collapse ruined him. By the late nineteen twenties.
He dragged his wife and his daughter to one of
the most remote points of the Isle of Man a
lonely battered farmhouse perched above Dolby, Darlby, Dorish, Dorish Cash.

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The farmhouse looked like something I had abandoned by time.
No electricity, no heat beyond his sputtering fire, no neighbors
for miles, walls thin, his matchboards and rattled in the wind,
and attic that stretched long and dark, and its beams
blackened with age, coated for with for centuries, with dust,
rooms that echoed strangely, as if it was being pulled

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and carried through unseen cavities. Even before Jeff, visitor said,
the farmhouse felt aware. Margaret James wife, this was quiet
and deeply religious sensitive. That's a most women are anxious
and wary of gossip. That kind of woman who held
her emotions, her emotional world tightly inside. Oh so she's she's.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
One of those, you know, it's one of those tom.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
You know, like the ones that hold in their emotions
and then they poison their husband in the night, you know,
or like here's this delicious steak meal and it will
be your last you.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Know, got rap poison? Yeah, what's that drug? What's the
what's the regular one? It's on the tip of my
tongue usually sign it yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
So then there was Vori, the word very weird. One
of the weirdest names I've heard for a girl. Her
name is Ory born in nineteen eighteen. A strange, solitary
girl with a vivid imagination and uh a quiet intensity?
Do you have a quiet intensity? Billy just stare intently
at the camera. Billy, did it get?

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Get?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Did get a green screen? But it's so small in
his background you can't. It's just so funny. Some of
the I'm like, nothing ever works out.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Would you like to see get the ship? She didn't
tell me it wasn't gonna come with a stand, so
I try to.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
So funny, it just looks so yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
So.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
She was smart, artistic, observant, but above all isolated. Her
only real companions were animals and the hill she wanted.
Investigators would claim later that if a poltergeist or tulpa
or psychic phenomenon were going on to anchor itself to
a person, it would be a child like her, And
then the family dynamic, a proud father unraveling, he seemed

(26:48):
to be kind of a drunk, a mother on the
edge of nerves, and a daughter withdrawn deeper into her
own inner world and a home acting like a giant
wooden throat ready to speak. Something was coming. It was
coming hard, and it didn't start with a voice.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
You did all of that sentence on purpose, Yeah, you did.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
That started with a voice. It started scratching. By the
autumn of nineteen thirty one, the Irving family sound moving
through the house. At first, there was kind of a
noise you can dismiss, tiny claws scuddering inside the walls,
the pattern of what sounded like a rat darting behind
wooden panels. But this rat had weight, purpose, and rhythm.

(27:26):
James heard it first, and it scullyed or scullied around.
Then above the bed, the under the floorboards. He set traps,
nothing touched them. The sound became more deliberate scratching that traveled,
shifting rapidly from one end of the room to the other.
Sometimes it scrambled scampered so fast it sounded like tiny
little feet were running up the walls themselves. Then came

(27:48):
the mimicry. One night, James growled like a dog to
scare it, and then the growl came back, so scary
the creature back. It barked, bark, bark from inside the walls.
He came out a sharp bark, not muffled, not animal like,

(28:11):
but accurate. James later wrote, I growled like a dog,
and the thing growl back. I barked, and the bark back.
Then it laughed. It laugh was so thin, high pitched, mocking,
unmistakable voice. Eric can give me a laugh? Yeah, so weird.
This is the strangest. Yeah, Darpnese defund mongoose to human translator. Yeah,

(28:37):
that is up there, so you know. And then he moved.
The voice moved in say, in one place. It ran
and climbed. It scuttled like a squirrel made of sound,
one moment behind a cardboard cover, then raced to the attic,
then whistled behind Margaret's chair in the kitchen. Sometimes the
voice would whisper directly behind them, even when the space
was empty. Then one night, with a s wind shaking

(29:01):
and the shutters of the house creaking like an old
wooden ship, the entity cried out, furious and terrified.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Let me alone. I am terrified.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Supposed to have Actually it's like a it's oh, it's
I don't think you can do it. It says it's
from India. We'll get there because I listened to a couple.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
One of them sound English and sounds like something I've
never heard before.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, I know most of it. It's like I will
just go with like a kind of English because according
to an Indian person, if they if they live in
England long enough, they can just become British.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
What I want to hear the Indian accent English? I
know I need to hear from you with your Irish accent,
an Indian accent, with the more I need to hear it.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
That's not working.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Let me alone, Let me alone, I am frightened.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Oh that's way too high, bitch, Jesus. Uh yeah, so
very strange. Though it wasn't a mimic. It was like
an animal cry. It was a person trapped in the walls.
It wasn't like an animal cry. It was like a person.
The Irving's froze. James searched the house lantern in hand,
nothing but not a footprint, not a scrap of her,
and not a place where anything could hide, but just
a voice. Eventually, the voice grew bolder, it spoke more often,

(30:27):
it responded to questions, and then one night, when James
asked it. What the hell it was? The voice answered
with pride. What is happening?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Eric Al?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Did you get did you? Are you in the script?

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Hello? Am I behind? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I don't know what it was. Are you behind? What
do you mean you're behind?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Why?

Speaker 4 (30:51):
What's happening? I don't think it. Aaron's even reading it?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
What happening?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Disappear?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
What is going on? Why every time that we do
these live things, all of a sudden there's something crazy happening.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh, like the the top guy of the Irving family
for the oil.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Interesting, Aaron is being haunted by the mongoose. Yeah, maybe
that's what's happening. Because what happened to you.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
The Indian accident? It was too perfect.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
It was an Indian. No Indian guy in the Internet
company was like, no, no, no, you can't do that. No,
so uh, I want to wait for Aaron because but
whatever so he spelled, He spelled it out, insisting on
the spelling as if it came from itself. I'm gonna
see if he's my name, my name, Jeff, so my

(31:48):
name Jeff God?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah, your turn.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
You know we're waiting for you. It's your turn. Give
me some more monse facts while we wait.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
This is I skipped over.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
A lot of them are dumb, any inture, more interesting ones.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Tool users, rare but impressive. Certain species, like the Egyptian mongoose,
have been seen breaking open eggs by throwing them against rocks.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
That's nice, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Interesting Heroes of old literature, famous story Riki tiki tavvy mongoosa,
classic literary hero not always welcome guests. They're pretty fucking
pretty pissed off if new people come into their Oh,
they form escort bonds, not like the escort you're familiar with. Yes,

(32:38):
pubs and some species paired with unrelated adult. Again, an
unrelated adult that he will escort him, he'll feed, he'll protect,
he'll train them for months. I don't know what he's
training them for. To fight a fucking cobra?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Where is Aaron? He's typing? God, I hate doing these
live specials, and every time something stupid happens, my internet
to cut down. Sure, I don't know what he's gonna say.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Scary, This is a scary fact.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Scary Internet. One second, Okay, we're waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
They can kill venamous snakes with shocking speed.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Wow, how shocked can tell?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
How long.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
They sometimes eat the snake while the snake's still alive.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Well, that's pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
They engage in mobbing When threatened, mongoose troops will collectively
swarm the enemy.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Can you bring up some pictures of mongooses the mongoos?

Speaker 4 (33:37):
What is happened? What Aaron? What's happening?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Hello? I'm currently on my phone? Why the internet?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Why?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Because my home internet is not working right now?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
How long are we going to wait for?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
You?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Just continue and I will sit here like zord on
until this is ready.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Okay, I guess I guess them. Okay, Well I got something.
Bring up some mongooses.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
There's some mongoos.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
God, every time we do anything. Well, they're pretty cute.
They're like a weird little rat creature thing.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
They're terrified. Look at them.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Oh weird. He's like, oh that's my body. You just ate?

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
What is he?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
What is? What's being eaten?

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
I have no idea, but they're.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah, they're normals. They take down fucking snakes, are fast
as fun boy, weird. They're kind of cute, though this
one looks like fucking it's gone.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
They're love they love.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
How's your internet? Bars?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Currently on zero for home internet, man.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
What this always happened? All right?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Well, who are you with? Do you have like your own?
Is it different internet providers out there?

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Yeah? What do you have?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
What's it called.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Virgin Media?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
That's gonna be like U old Darby or something was.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
It's still like we have Virgin Mobile here.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Oh yeah, so it's the same company then Richard Brunson
whatever his company?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Oh that guy.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
If they don't provide internet here, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
When they're already provided internet here.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
But it looks like, yeah, we've never had this.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Problem month He goes, Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
I've never had a problem where Aaron's internet's cut out
like this.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
My internet has literally never gone out.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I don't think ever nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I know Tom's internet has a thing of fucking other
people's up.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Yeah you think so, So let's carry on. I guess
he spelled out his name and sessing and insisting that
the spelling of his as his name. Uh you know,
it's it's his name right. When the when the family
asked Jeff who Jeff was and what he was he
came and where he came from, he told him a
story that sounded half truth, sound half insanity. And I

(35:54):
will do it because Aaron can't.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
I am an abstra extra clever mongoose.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
I was born in New Delhi, India in eighteen fifty two.
I was hunted by Indians, shot at and I escaped
by hiding behind legs. I am a marsh mongoose, dinger
ninga ding ding.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Sorry, oh no, Aaron Scotten. Oh there he is still there. So,
but his identity shifted constantly. The next week he claimed, I.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Am a ghost in a formable mongoose. Then I am
in the fifth dilemension. Then he said I am the
eighth wonder of the world.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Then also he started bragging, and he was.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Like, I can split the Adam. I am so smart,
says my I've all they tech jobs.

Speaker 10 (37:02):
Yes, oh man, yes, I ruined Eron's Internet.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Do you want to make fun of my people?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I have to call you on the hot lane to
get like, oh my.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
God, there's no internet. You have no Internet.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
I have internet on this ship.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Wow, this is terrible. It's funny. We need the shove
it in your phone. The Irvings realized that they were
not dealing with a mere haunting. This was something that
changed that changed shape linguistically, emotionally, and psychologically a trick mind,
trickster mind wearing the mask of an animal. But the

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truly terrifying part who wasn't who Jeff was? It was
what Jeff knew. He knew conversations whispered privately, privately, He
knew about what neighbors argued about last night. What were
they arguing about that?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
He noticed they don't play smells like curry neighbors, neighbor's house.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Everybody, Sorry, they're British billy he knew.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Oh sorry, sorry, that's what they're mad about. They're mad
that the neighbor's house smells like curry.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Well actually, at this point there was there any difference
between British and you.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Know, because you can't just like if you show up
on the soil. Yeah, you know, so, uh, he knew
when the bus driver misplaced his keys. You know, he gossiped,
he got he knew gossip from Peel before the irvings.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Did did you know that Sandy was out with dog
and Doug is the pool cleaner for Hillary, and Hillary.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Fucked Doug and just telling telling gossip tales?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
You know, he was He found out about that CEO
at the Cold concert before anyone.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Who what what Jeff, jeffne where do you know.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
You didn't see that the CEO that went out and
got caught cheating on his wife at.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Oh yeah, it's not so funny up to him. So disappointing.
I'm disappointed. Aaron's internet man. I wanted to have this
episode locked tight, but that don't get to happen on
this here.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
So do I sound like I'm talking like? It's not
that bad.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
It sounds like you're talking through like a like a
little like yeah, kind of like a cardboard tube.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
I hear you great?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
You know so? Jeff openly bragged.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
I go to Pan every night. I listen to the
people there. I know what they say. I spy for you, Jim.
I'm you're seeking it a sexy spy. What do you
want to know? Imou Jim?

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Oh he's back. Wow, Okay, let's kick out the other air. Okay, yeah,
we may be sweet for a mongoose to like spy
for you though, Like he's like, what do you want
to know about? You know?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
I was going to say something about probably not the time.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Did you know Jenny down the street has a thirty
four sea cap? I squeezed him with Manita class.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Billy's an outter space. Okay, now that air what now
that erin's here? Okay, you're good. Your thing's queued up?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Are okay?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Very Billy's face?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah something come far confused?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
No, I thought you're frozen. Don't do that. He was
like this, Oh no, we're about jeff em do it.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Yeah, so I had so Chatchibt wouldn't create me a
racist Indian mongoose like, but.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
It wouldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Luckily Grok did it though Groc is Groc does not
give a ship. So when I was writing out an episode,
right and I was taking articles and then filtering it
through Grock because Chatt, for some reason what did parts
of it but didn't add all the information that I gathered.

(41:37):
And then so hopefully I can hit this button on time.
And then so I asked Groc to write an episode
about the Slutreans. Was the idea that Europeans were here
first before the Siberian tribes from Southeast Asia, that we
could call Native American now even though they're not. They
come from somewhere else like everybody else does. And uh,
it said, It's like I was like can you just

(41:59):
like give me an intro to this or whatever, and
it's like, welcome back to strange podcast all you ice like,
and it said the N word and I was like,
how the hell because I was like, make it a
little more controversial, and it sure I was doing. I
was doing it at work on break and everyone was
like started to laugh and I was like, it said that.
It literally was like, what's up icening. I was like,

(42:20):
what the fuck this thing? Don't give a ship obviously.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
That is.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
I know. No, they yeah, it sucks compared like it
will give you some controversial stuff. And it addly because
I had our stuff written out and they gathered more
evidence for me. So this was the first image Deadly
nineteen fifty two. And then so these are the funny ones.
It's just a it's I don't know. It said that

(42:48):
it will be make it offensive. So it's a little
mongoose with he's surround by stinky, stinky stinky stuff and
flies eating some sort of weird Indian food there or
something I said to make it, uh, you know, a
racist stereotype of an Indian. And this is where it
got even weirder. Okay, I was like, make him look

(43:09):
like a ghost, like spooky, and this is where we
get some nightmare fuel from. Okay, so he's the first one.
It's like, what is that mongoose? He's ripping open in
his face around the audio listeners and he's surrounded by
poop with corn, a bunch of corn into poop and
uh and it got really weird, like really weird. But

(43:30):
I was like, oh, what is he doing with his
stomach nightmare fuel? Look at this one stomach? Or is
that not scary?

Speaker 3 (43:40):
It's terrifying.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, I was like making like a haunted mongoose. Imagine
this is what Jeff looked like.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
And also I'm so hungry.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Come down sitting here next to that, I'd be like,
you're ready for some gossips?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Look at this one like what is that? And it's
supposed to be like he's got poop on his turban
and stuff like and I don't know what, Like that's
supposed to be stinky lines. Yeah, well it's supposed to
be poop because it said let's let's make this fire.
I have no idea its supposed to be a stink lines.
I guess is that freaky is that they did a
bunch of really weird ones, but these are the these

(44:15):
are the best ones. So this is Jeff Strange. Yeah, groka,
don't give a fuck. I guess does not care. So
visitors later confirmed this, including a Peel bus driver who's
who swore he heard a child's humming voice on an
empty top deck the night before, Jeff repeated the exact
same tune in the Irving living room. Uh in yeah,

(44:38):
in the Irvings kitchen. Jeff wasn't just talking. Jeff was watching, listening, moving, traveling,
and this was only just the beginning. Jeff to not
behave like a ghost, a cryptida, or an ordinary Poultergeist.
He'd be He behaved like he had a personality.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
You know.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
He was volatile, on predictable, cunning, petty, and strangely emotional.
The Irvings often said that living with Jeff felt like
they were living with an unseen child one moment and
a violent a trickster the next. His voice carried mockery, sarcasm,
and intelligence, but he was also menacing and like he
was jealous and you know, sudden fits of rage. The

(45:14):
haunting was no longer just sounds in the wall. It
was now had moods. There was one night, when Jeff
seemed almost harmless, even sweet, he would sing hymns from
behind the wallboards, his high, nauseous tone slipping in and
out of the tune.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Jesus, nice, Jesus, Jesus, lover of my soul. I love you, Jesus, Jesus.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Jesus looks like an average twenty thousand month in the department. Yeah,
oh oh, I don't have it. I was gonna say,
I'm not that racist. My buddy that is from India,
he left for a month to go to India, and
he's like, what do you want to ne La fonta
Buddha And I was like a Buddha and he gave
me a little buddhis statue. It's not like the fat

(46:01):
Buddha's like the buddhahead. I was gonna bring it to
show you guys. And he's a good dude. And I
was like, it's so funny. It's so people think that
because I make fun of this stuff. It's like I
just hate everybody that's not white or somebody that's not true.
I've had friends of all walks of life. Right. The
thing is, I just I don't want my country to
turn into India. I'm sorry, but that's I don't want
it's that's not a hot take. That shouldn't be a

(46:23):
hot take.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
That should not We got pretty good.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
I'm just saying that should not be a hot take.
That shouldn't be controversial to say I want my kids
to grow up in the same country that I did.
That's not crazy.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
That's not even controversial. Part. We're talking about Jeff the
talking mongo.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
He's from India. Yeah, no, that's the controversial part. It
should be, you know, and he's chill. But like even
I noticed he showed me videos of back home and I.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
Was like, oh my god, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 10 (46:52):
You know?

Speaker 4 (46:52):
So Margaret started hearing disembodied child like voices singing church
hymns in the dark farmhouse was like hearing a devil
praise God. Sometimes he switched to nursing rhymes.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Three blind Mice, Three blind mice. I see how day
run Run.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Then he would break down into man of giggles, give
me a man of giggle. No, no, what is happening, Aaron,
your mistyle. We can figure it out. You're a disappointment
to all of us. You're a disappointment.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Just keep talking.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Then he would break down into mimics and giggles, sounds
skittering up and down the rafters as if it was
running around the ceiling beams. What is going on? Aaron?
Fix it? He would tell stories, nonsensical, bizarre tales about India,
wild hunts, talking trees, ghosts he met in the forest,
and enemies would chase him across the desert. Whether these

(47:57):
were fantasies, memories, or lies crafted and entertain to entertain himself.
The family never knew.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
I'd done my didn't like being chased by Arno's huntings.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I was gonna say, I was like I was in
a three and I see the three and the three
has goals come out and the goals see me fuck
the neighbor's wife, And now everyone mad at me?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Aaron, what are you ready?

Speaker 5 (48:23):
What? Aaron?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
What are you doing to me? Yeah? Aaron looks like
he wants to light his computer on fire. Why it
works all the time? Why now click it on and off?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Click on options, saying like words that like you can't
come back from and I bet that's when it will work.
They're hardcore, just and work after nward? Why should just
suddenly start working again?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Yelling it let's see if that works. Then make sure
in your settings and all that stuff. God every time. Sorry,
fans of the audience, good time. I got my roam
and candle cracked.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Trivia night after this?

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Really, what are you going to trivia about?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I promise the guys I'd bring them.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
What the hell's trivia night?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Just at a bar?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
What kind of trivia they doing tonight?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
This zero fucking idea?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Really usual? They do like a theme like.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
I know, but I'm going in blind. I don't know
what the theme is.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Okay, So, but the Sweetest did not last long on
a whim. He could be sharp and cruel. His insults
were legendary.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
You look like Mike Cow's penis.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
You are a fat headed a cocks all of you. Margaret,
your own hag. You wouldn't ny me, Jim, you are
a dirty liar. You're dirty liar.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Well these are the actual witty.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Yeah, that's supposed to become a fat headed your fat
headed cocks, which is really weird.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Like I can come up with better ones than Jeff.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
No, do it right now?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I just did you look like Mi Cow's penis head?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
What now?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Aaron?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Again?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I hear you know.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
So it's actually the roadcaster microroone, Uh.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
The internet fan? Wow? Yeah, Tom, where'd you get all
those unique BEVs? Liquor store sucks? I'd never get anything
cool like it's Ontario. They have all these like there's
so many different that I spilled beer over myself. So
he hurled curses with energy and mischievous demon or an

(50:35):
angry each like a mischievous demon or angry child. Visitors
would flinch when he shrieked suddenly from a dark corner
of a ceiling.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Who's that? Stop looking at me? Stop looking at me.
You're mashed. Stop it. I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Captain Dennis, one of the later witnesses, said that Jeff
in a Jeff's voice, felt too human to be animal
and too animal to be man. As Jeff gained confidence,
he threw more disturbed, he grew more disturbing. He reminded
the Irvings constantly of his power.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
I could kill you all if you like, If I
liked you, I could kill you, But I won't because
you've been good to me. I won't kill you right now.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
At least he never later, maybe later, he never specified
how he would kill them. Sometimes you would threaten livestock.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
If you upset me, I'll kill your poultry. No more
chickens for you.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Well that sounded very irishutting.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
So and then the chickens did die mysteriously, pecked apart,
torn open, or some simply found cold and stiff in
the morning. Weird.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
No, so he started by taking away their protein.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yes, that's how he's going to kill them.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Slowly, surely, evil, evil, slow death.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
When James argued with him one night, Jeff snapped.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
If you like a dungeon, I'll split you open.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
The he like was like physically threatening them, and it
was pretty crazy, you know, yeah, crazy, naughty, nothing, bad boy.
He's a bad boy by a boy.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Then the the you know, then the he like, these
threats horrified the family. It wasn't just the vague menace
of a ghost. It was the threat of something with
hands and teeth. And he confirmed it.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
I have hands, I have feet, I have fingers. I
can touch you.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
You confirmed it verbally. I know you can probably see,
but by the way, yeah, I have I want to
touch you. You know, I get those rapi eyes.

Speaker 10 (52:52):
You know.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
As soon as you say no, I'm like, oh no,
you can't say that.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yes, it is. Uh, they have a problem with that
in that country. Just everybody knows. It's a big problem.
It's actually it's it's underreported like crazy sometimes. That night,
Margaret woke up to things scratch across her quilt, or
a sensation of tiny hands tugging at the sheets. No
scary that beat. You're like sleeping and you feel like
little hands tugging on your bed.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Get that all the time? Why why lady tries to
take my blanket?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Yeah, that happens, she would cry out, and from somewhere
in the raptors voice would laugh.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Michael Jason.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Above all, Jeff became fixated on Vori, a quiet, lonely
daughter who seemed to be at her huh be, at
the emotional center of the haunting. He called her my
little friend.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
You are my meeting friend, my host, the girl he
lets me, oh sexy that it was.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
That actually kind of started to go off a little bit.
That kind of reminds me of those times where you're
like you're sitting there and it's all these like Hallmark
movies or whatever, always about this girl and the story
that's like super shy in the corner to herself and
she's sitting there and then like the one dude's like
I see her. He's like, no, you're fucking rapist.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
You're picking the most vulnerable woman over there in the corner,
barely wants to be here.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
You're like, he's gonna say, yes, Tom, you kind of
got this times. You gotta do that, right. You know
when I was young, I was probably like that, Oh
she's vulnerable.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Yes, that's literally like that with him on I think
it's like, yes, easy pickings.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
And then he said something far more unnerving. This is weird.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
I ride here like a parony. She lets me. I
sit down there, shoulders and I whisper and here, Yeah,
you're perony.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
He rides her.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Yes, yes, is that weird? He supposedly sits on her shoulder,
whispers and Jeff, we actually don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Oh no, wait, actually, what what year is this haunted?
Supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
In nineteen thirty one, I think, And.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
He said he was born in eighteen fifty two.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah, so how old is he?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Ninety eighty nine years old?

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Are you sure that's right? Math? Yeah, by autumn nineteen thirty.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
One, one, maybe seventy nine.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Wow, he's an old man.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
That makes it even Scarier, an eighty year old Indian
man riding.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
You're like a home Yanks.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
You must make me a party dish.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Then he's yeah, I said something. A nerving investigators would
later seas on this quote as the most important in
the entire case. What did he mean by ride? Was
it a metaphor? Was it possession, shared consciousness? Or a
childish expression of achievement? If Ory got upset and cried,
Jeff became furious.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
If she tells me, I will scratch her face into
there's nothing left, I cut him like a paper. Oh
a gammy bitch.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
I'm I'm kind of, I'm I'm kind of. I got creative,
creative of what's that word I'm looking for anyways, creative
freedom on some of these quotes.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
All right, So this is also just as a fun fact,
Mongoose only lived six.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
To ten years.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Well that he's a he's a spirit billy.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
That's a very very long lasting Mango's a spirit.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
So there's the dad, and there's Vori, the daughter, and
she's pointing out a hole in the wall where Jeff
comes from.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Supposedly that doesn't at all look like something in fucking
Joseph Fritzel's base.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Yeah, I know which I would love will be getting
He's ready to go at some point. But you want
to talk about Joseph Fritzel.

Speaker 5 (57:10):
I would love nothing more than you.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Know, Joseph Fritzl is right, he's a.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Guy that he's a really cool guy.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Yeah, he's the one that, Yes, he kidnapped his own
a daughter, had kids with his daughter, and held her
in a basement. You've heard of this case for sure
before and yeah he uh, he'd been pregnant his own
daughter and had kids with her, and yeah, it's fun stuff.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
She was lost in the basement under the house for
like fucking but like fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
A crazy dude. So even even the year decades later,
Vori refused to talk about her connection to Jeff. She
hated the press, hated the story, and insisted in ruin
her life that silence is its own testimony. There wasn't
one instant that the Irvings bread to early investigators not
to publish. It was too embarrassing, too sensitive, too strange.

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It appears only in private notes and later research by
Christophe Josef. One night, Margaret undressed behind a small screen
in her bath bedroom, A thin cloth barrier protected her
modesty from the drafty house. As she removed her clothes,
the voice whispered gleefully from inside the walls behind her.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Off comes they dress. Oh yes, now the stockings. Now
the show has taken off her secks one the time.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
And then he's like he's commenting on her as she's
taking off her clothes.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
Oh the bra so pointy, it's so pointy. Oh nice
and slow as Jeffy likes it.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Uh so funny. He's like commentating on her as she's
getting on track. It says it's not flirtatious, not sexual,
just cruel, mocking child, narrating her nudity as though peeping
from inside the walls. Margaret sobbed. James tried to tear
the panel off the wall to catch jeff but found nothing,
only darkness behind the wood.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
You can catch me. I like it. I like to see.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
What kind of insulting things you think he'd actually say.

Speaker 6 (59:27):
You goddamn sucker, you fuck fucker, fucker, your bloody bastard body, bastard.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Everything.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Yeah, imagine that thing.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
He's cute.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
This is what he was supposed to look like. Okay,
we'll get to his description. But he's uh, he's a
strange little little mongoose there.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
You're on are And I was just gonna say, every
time you mentioned like Indians or do the accent, I
always just think of like you know what they say
like best price and stuff like that, yeah, best, Yeah,
when they're asking about the best price and like friend
price and all that ship. I just I can hear that,
like just it's hardly in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Aaron's TikTok's turn into Indian Texico. I've noticed that it's terrible.
I don't know. I don't go on to talk that often.
People get mad at me and stuff. I've had so
many band accounts, but I noticed that there's a bunch
of videos coming up where it's like foreign languages, and
I'm like, just because now all these foreign people are
in Canada, it's like in a foreign language, come to
this place in Canada and come get some food, and

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it's like in some oh really yeah, it's really bad.
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
So there you're going to have to start learning to
speak a different language.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
I'm not going to I'm just not gonna participate in this.
I will not participate. It's coming there. Man, there's a
plan to dump a bunch of them in Nova Scotia
and New Brunswick. They literally have a plan and there's
they marked off the towns and stuff like that's in
the government website. So yeah, they're just it's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
It's fun, fun, John, I knows something actually on the
topic of that, is your internet back piece of ship? No,
it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
I would like to know something on the topic of that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Yes, go the us B mic that I can do
what we plug in your phone USB and my phone?

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Oh weird, I have mics like that. Anyways, carry on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Some fun facts about the island man. Sure, did you
know that it's a self governing crown dependency. It's not
part of the UK or the EU.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:01:26):
It has its own parliament, laws, government, and the UK
handles its defenses and international affairs.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Do you know that?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
That's cool? Interesting?

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
It has the world's oldest continuous parliament that dates back
to nine hundred and seventy nine eighty and it still
functions today.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Maybe I should go with do they have Indians there?

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
I don't have you ever heard of the island man?
T t races motorbike racing?

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
No? What so they Yeah, so they run them on.
It started in nineteen oh seven. It's on all the
public roads in the island Man. It's like this big
motorbike competition. Have you considered No, but like lots of
people like from Ireland travel out there. Interesting, it's the
most dangerous race in the world. Apparently they have a

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famous breed of cat out there which is native to
the island, called the Manx cat, and it has no tail.
It's basically just a cat with no tail, and they're
only you can only see them on the Isle of Man.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
They also Manx.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Yeah, they also have their own currency called the Manx Pound.
They do take other currencies, but their money only works
in the Isle of Man and nowhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
I need to go there.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
It sounds like, yeah, it does kind of because I
always used to hear that if you went to the
Isle of Man you can't be extra out of so
if you went there, you were like but apparently that's
not true anymore because they're kind of tied the UK
a little bit, so it just means it will take longer,
but you can be actually put out. And they also
have no national speed limits so you can drive on

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their road signs. It just says please drive at a
safe and appropriate speed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
And to Indians, that would be two hundred and sixty
miles per hour even around a tight corner.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
With two wheels on the carricter.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Dude, we there was like it should be a state
emergency that we had a first snowfall and it was
like mild compared to like what Canada can do, and
all around the GTA, which is like the Toronto area,
which a lot of them live in the big cities.
Because even Indians I've talked to them friends with like
I don't want to live in a small town. I
like living in a city. The one guy, he comes
from a town full of a million people, so he

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thinks that this is like he doesn't want to live
in a small town whatever, which I would rather get
further away from everybody. And yeah, he said he didn't
want He said he likes driving around Toronto because it's
like India, and we had a massive amounts of accidents,
like in a day there was like two stay in India.
I know that's it. Yeah, it's because they don't they
want to I want to take advantage of what white

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people built and then called them racist when they don't
like me. But that's and essentially that's what's happening. But
like it is in so many accidents, like it's to
be a statewide emergency in Ontario especially.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, there's a You got me thinking because I wanted
to see what the difference was. You guys have heard
the term ming's cat before that. Yeah, apparently it doesn't exist.
What what it's a manx?

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Weird?

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Oh apparently that's what AI keeps telling me. Cat is
like basically unpronounced, and it's supposed to be manx.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
So the moment was so disturbing and emuliated when Jeff
was narrating her taking off her clothes, that Henry Price
purposely omitted it, one of the investigators from his publishing
book on the Haunting, noting that only in a private
letter they underto displayed forest tendencies of a juvenile mind.
Perhaps perhaps was another critical moment happened late one night

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when Jeff was screaming insults at.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
James, your body, bastard.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
You suddenly from deeper in the house, lower, lower, and
more control, another voice erupted, Oh, weird.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Wonder is he in the walls? Then? Like jerking off
when they're I know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
And there's another voice that came out. He must be
quiet now. The entire family heard it. They insulted. They
insisted it was not Jeff, not in his high pitch,
not his tone, not his way of speaking. Margaret said
she felt her blood turn to ice. If Jeff was

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a hoax, this made no sense. If Jeff was a spirit,
then something else was in the house too.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Fodor, one of the investigators, later wrote, the significance of
the second voice cannot be exaggerated. So, though rarely seen,
Jeff occasionally followed flashes of physical form. A small striped
shape scurried behind a beam, a yellowish ferret like blur,
a bushy tail under a chair, following or glowing lights

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perking through cracks. A cat sized creature perch on a
fence before visiting on one farm, hand said the small
creature with yellow fur, human like eyes, two long fingers,
and a natural posture. He quit working on the he
quit working for the irvings immediately. Just not like this thing.
So supposedly these are like So that's one of the investigators.

(01:06:35):
I think that's faux door. And supposedly these are images
of Jeff. This is a little busch deal and night
there maybe on a fence he's perching.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
He's not that scary, no, but so and when I
you know, he starts talking to you and telling you
is gonna kill you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Yeah, like this is supposedly what they described. He had
like human like hands, three fingers was yellowish for very strange.

Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Oh that's weird. He Yeah, he has like too many
fingers on one side.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
And that is a I we all know, he says
to funk off. A voyeur claim she saw him often.
James saw twice. Yeah. V vari claimed she saw him often.
He's a boy. James saw him twice, Margaret once enough

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to make her collapse into tears. Jeff described himself, I'm
a freak.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
If Sammy you dropped dead from fight, she's a freak.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Ow the one song I really like, I really like
it that Uh I'm Mark James bitch that song for
no no, no, no, no you That's what I'm talking about. God,
I hate you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
She didn't know any adults.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
I only know the sentence. I'm Rick James bitch from
yeah you know this song?

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
You know this song?

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
He says, I'm Rick James bitch And that's it. That's
all you know, No, that's what because Dahoud Poe keeps
saying that, and I didn't realize it was the song.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
You know any you don't know any songs.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
She's a super freak, super fake, She's super freaky.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
I like that song about Actually he looks like a
weird Uh. He looks like a weirdo, though you gotta
admit he is a he's a weird looking guy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
So yeah, that I've never heard songs before.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
No, I know, I know, I know. You don't live
in reality. You're stuck in an attic, Like look at
this fucking like every time I've been on mushrooms and
I've watched this music video for super Freak, and I'm like,
it is just so weird.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Imagine that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Yeah, look in that outfit too, like the the tight spandex.
I think next year for the Halloween special, I'm gonna
be Rick James.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
Good Now, I have a question. Okay, she's regarding the
complexion of your skin. Address that I would do it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
I wouldn't care.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
Are you gonna go full?

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I'd have to put.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Why at this point?

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Who gives a ship by the nineteen I don't think
it's that because like you know, people are all mad
that this one I can't remember her name, but she's
like she'd been kicked off with some stuff. But she's
like a famous commentary kind of podcast or kind of thing.
I can't remember. She did black face for Halloween and
it was pretty funny. And then there's people I got
mad and a lot of people are just over it,
and they're like, who gives a ship? Remember the movie

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White Chicks, Like it's the same thing, and they're a
comedian did recently where he had white face, the same thing.
I don't care if it was used to disparage people.
It's just like it's comedy. Even back then they were like,
we need a black eye to act in this film
is don't worry, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
You know what's mad about that?

Speaker 8 (01:10:09):
Like something like White Chicks comes out and you know
what we all do?

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Yeah, I know exactly. By the nineteen thirty two, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
It's always white people that get mad about it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
The most offended. But no, they're they're also you know
a lot of people do get mad of re words,
right if somebody calls them the N word, they're like think,
it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Oh, there's been so many fucking studies. Like the the
guy that walks around all the campuses. I don't know
if you've seen this. He it's on sombreros and like
pretends he's Mexicans. He just like walks up to all
white people and he goes, how how racist do you
think I'm being the right? Ten out of ten? You
need to stop? And then he walks up to Mexicans
are like, oh, it's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
I love it. You know, even Asians still the Rice had.
All the Asians were like, sweet, you know my grandfather awesome, Yeah,
look at your right you love that you're trying. By
nineteen thirty two, the Irvings were no longer in hearing Jeff.
The strange story begins spreading quietly across the Isle of Man,
whispers and pubs, Gospels and peel, and eventually carried across

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the island by curious journalists and supernatural researchers. Some visitors
arrived to de punk debunk the tale. Others came to
witness the impossible. Almost all left pale, shaken and unwilling
to stay the night. I would stay the night for
sure if I was like, there's a talking mongers that
swears and wants to talk to me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:25):
You know, I think it sounds pretty a little be honest.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
What follows our expanded accounts of every single third party
encounter the ones confirmed in the Haunting. Supposedly so Arthur,
a friend of the Erring's family, visit the Cash and Gap.
It sounds like a strip club, the Cash and Gap.
You know, yeah, you pay your cash, you get to

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open a gap, you know. Yeah, you know, no, because
they don't our stand come to Canada to come to
the strip clubs here. They let you do whatever they
want a lot of times. Sometimes, Billy, you've been in Nicky's.
I've never been there, but that place is Gross's. Nikis,

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you've never been in Nikkis. I'm surprised. I thought you
would have all people.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Nikkis.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
No, I'm actually it's near.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
It's near, like it's in the Brandt County, you know,
and it's like that, yeah, just not the Gentleman's club.
Not the Gentleman's club. And if you go like Toronto
or Niagara, if you mention suppose my boss said he's
like you know, if you mentioned like like he lives
around like this area, they're like, oh, Nikkis I started there,

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and that's how they kind of like get there. That's
what they get there. They got to prove if they're
able to if they can get to the rungs of
going to Niagara Falls or whatever. Right, yes, uh so, yeah,
the cash's gap. This guy, ourser came in nineteen thirty
with the firm intention of proving it all was a joke.
He was a practical man, fond of tools and farming equipment.

(01:13:05):
That's what his cank was. It's a guy. Loved this man.
He was like, I take this screw, I put it
in the hole. Screwhole. Not ghost tales. He expected perhaps
a trick wall, a hidden pipe, a board, family playing
games with the supernatural. He got none of that. When
Arthur walked into the kitchen, before introduction could even be made,

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a voice shrieked from the drafters, From the drafters, not
the drafters, the rafters. Hillo, raffa helly, it said, Hilo,
not hello, Hiloo. He froze. The hairs rose in the
back of his neck. The voice continued in a mischievous
and shrill voice.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Fell to me, Jeff, I know who you are. I know,
I know who you are.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Before Arthur could react, Jeff added, something so dark, and
I expect him that. The visitor later admitted that he
nearly fled the house.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
I was going to blow my brain brower brains out,
but I like you. Now I like you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
What does he mean?

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Is he?

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
How is he going to blow his brains out?

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Like he's going.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
So weird? Why would it like he's gonna blow your
brains out? The threat lingered in the air long after
the giggle that follows.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Billy went, I'm going to brains out, but I like
you now you know, and he's like he.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
He The threat lingered in the air long after the
giggle that followed. Arthur stood rigid as pebbles began dropping
around his feet, as if thrown by an invisible hand
above the beams. Then came scratching behind him, a hiss
and unmistakable sound of something running across the attic floorboards.
When he finally looked up, he saw, just for a second,

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a pair of glowing eyes peering through a app in
the wall. They blinked and tilted and vanished. Are the
refused to stay past the sunset. I don't know what
that thing was, he wrote later, but I heard it
and it knew my name, which is that's a strange case.
Billy disappeared there, he's back. Finally just came down to

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give him his night. Yeah, Billy did. Joseph Fritz will
come to give you your your your tray of food.
He just the door just slots open and you see
the plate sliding under the door. Billy's muted, so nobody
can hear him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Never mind, We're good. A good one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
That's my favorite. So. The next major witness was Captain
Quentin C. Dennis. Where'd you go? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Business to attend to?

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
Okay, go ahead to take a ship. The next witness
was Captain quint CE Dennis. At least if Aaron pissed,
is he it can bring his phone with him.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
That's true. Actually might actually let me see if I
can drink so you can piss the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Episode I've done to you guys. We're setting voice notes
and then I'm like peeing in the washery. We can
clearly hear me being and I'm like, oh, Aaron, we're
doing this next or whatever. The next major witness was
Oh yeah, it used to be have you on lunch
eating apples? The next major witness was Captain Quintin C. Dennis,

(01:16:41):
a British officer who vanished in February nineteen thirty five.
He was oh visited, Sorry I finished he visited in
nineteen thirty five. He was calm, articulate, and used to
the danger, A type of man not easily rattled. The
moment he stepped into the sitting room, a nice How
rich are you when you have a sitting room? He
later said that he was like he was being washed

(01:17:01):
by something perched above you. Without warning, a voice erupted
from the ceiling.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
I know, captain.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
He nearly dropped his walking stick. He had never introduced himself.
The captain began a barrage of phenomenon. Plates flew off
the shelf in the next room, smashing violently, despite there
being no presence. Loud bang shook the walls as if
furniture was being thrown. Something tugged the back of his coat, sharp,

(01:17:31):
quick like claws. Something you know. A pebble got thrown
across the room, and I see you, guys, there's a
pebble shot across the room. A missing hiss echoed from
the attic.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
The captain jumped.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Just deal with it. Everybody's deal with it. It's fine.
What a disturber. Who was disturbed him the most was
the intelligence behind the voice. He taunted him, corrected his punctuation,
and he intimidated his voice, even mocking him in a
military posture. Dennis concluded, no animal in this house produced
that voice. No human in this house produce that voice.

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No animal learned to laugh like that. One of the
strangers encounters occurred from afar from the Irving home. Lay
one night, appeal bus driver above the final empty route
of the house. He turned down. He turned down a
quiet road. He heard something he forgot, a voice, something
he could never forget. A voice, a thin, child like

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humming coming from the upper deck of the bus. No footsteps,
no movement. Aaron leave it alone. He stopped the bus.
He checked every seat empty. The next day he mentioned
the eerie incident of the at James Irving, who nodded gravely.
Jeff left bragging.

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
I wrote, I wrote the bus to peel. The driver
did not see me. I sat on top like a king.
I'm looking at the castle, I'm looking at the the humming.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Jeff sang the exact same tune the driver heard, and
the first indication that Jeff's presence extended beyond the farm,
and how we could kind of project sound, travel and
appear wherever he pleased. Two of the neighbors, who lived
near a mile away the farm nearly a mile away,
reported hearing odd sounds coming from the Irvings farmhouse when
the family wasn't home, specifically giggling in a shrill voice,

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shouting when they couldn't make it out. But the most
chilling came from the farmer's wife. She swore that Jeff
repeated an argument she had with her husband the previous
previous night, word for word, even though no one was
with an earshot when they were arguing. One morning, she
heard the voice shut across the valley.

Speaker 6 (01:19:43):
I know what you did.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
What do you think she did?

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
She did? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Now, yeah, I think so. Yeah. So journalists who came
hoping to expose the Irvings discovery something more settling. Jeff
didn't form for everybody. Sometimes he was silent, hiding in walls.
It's like a sulking child. Other times he had least
streams of insults and reporters calling them.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Phones and busy batties and inks climinies.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
One reporter from the Listener claimed that he heard a faint,
faint whisper said.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
I don't like liars and newspaper men. He's like, I
don't like juice.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
I don't think he actually said that. But and is
your internet working again? Seriously? What happened? It's like a
bomb go off or something.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
I have no idea. It's lucky I have mobile, Yes,
mobile internet.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Every time we do.

Speaker 8 (01:20:46):
It rocks and the stick.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
God, damn it, damn it, damn it that that's there.
Then there was a stone that struck his boot, thrown
him the direction and the staircase. Now the journalist report
of hearing Jeff giggle behind the wall panel followed.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
By you understandy, go home and write your k eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
He left shaking. They're trying to expose him, and he
didn't care. One of the rarest most disturbing comes came
from a farm hand who had worked for the Irvings,
who claimed he saw Jeff persch on the fence. He
described it as a cat sized yellowish furd, a strange
and lang elongated body, human like intelligent eyes, a bushy
twitching tail, hands, small but unmistakably hands gripping the fence

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like a human hand. Is that weird. I don't know,
they claim it. These are like real pictures of him,
but strange.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
You know, back then it wouldn't be like phone camera either,
like the odds of you having a camera on you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
It's just big, giant camera and he's like, right, Jeff,
don't know for the next fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Yeah, you gotta run out of the house, go get it, go,
get set up, get ready.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
No, there's like real newspaper reports and stuff like that
about Jeff. That's what's crazy about the story is there
is so much evidence and people really believe that it
was real. Right, so so is yes, Jeff, Jeff is Jewish. Yeah,

(01:22:21):
he's using the never.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
I tried to look up when he died, but everything
just kept saying he was an eighty year old Indian mongoose.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Yes, so yeah, they they claim that, you know, he
it was. It was very weird, right, Yeah. The creature
had stared at him, tilted head, vanished, pound of rock,
blurred in motion far too quick. No one ever really
saw him, and they said those eyes weren't animalized. But
more witnesses came. Some heard a some heard him, A
few saw shadows and brief shapes, but Jeff made one

(01:22:52):
thing clear.

Speaker 6 (01:22:54):
I know myself when I wanted to, I speak when
I want, you can to make me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
He controlled the haunting, He controlled who hurt him, he
controlled how he appeared. This made the entire case more terrifying, because,
unlike most hauntings, the entity had agency. He used that
agency with manipulative glee of a tricks to God. But
by nineteen thirty five, the story of the Talking Mongoose
had to reach far beyond this farm and their gospel

(01:23:21):
had traveled to London entered the Office of the Paranormal Researchers,
laying on the desk of Harry Price, Britain's most famous
ghost hunter. Price was no fool. Price was skeptical, A
was skeptic first, an investigator second, and a believer when
it was concerned by evidence. Cornered by evidence, He had
exposed fraudulent mediums, debunked psychic surgeons, and dismantled fake seances

(01:23:44):
across Britain. If anyone could tear apart the Jeff story,
it was him. And yet, after months of corresponding and interviewing,
even Price couldn't debunk it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:53):
I think Jeff is infiltrated my Internet yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
What is going on.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
There's no way it's in your side of the world.
I keep meeting myself because we got lady walking around
closing doors and shit.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Why is she so loud while she was walking around?
Why don she just stay in the room that you
locked her in?

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
He doesn't should.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
She's snaky. She lives in the walls. James wrote down
a long, detailed letter to Price, documents every word, every appearance,
to every object. Jeff moved every night. He kept the
family awake with laughter, tapping, singing, and screaming. Price later
admit that james letters were detailed, banana stercal objective, but
not detached disturbingly sincere, James just that the family never

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sought for fame and money, in fact refuse offers from
newspapers who would have paid him handsomely. Instead, they wanted clarity,
or at least someone credible to witness what they were
going through. Jeff also interfered with letters. When James sat
down to write, a voice from the matching board would
taunt him.

Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
Get him lies, Jim, get him lies. I want to
believe you anyway. Jeff hated investigators. He hates scrutiny. You
hate the idea of being studied, and yet the Irving
passed it forward. It's interesting that he's like so cynical
and like, you don't don't tell them about me.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
I like living here and you can fuck off, you know,
Like if.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
This is a hoax, it's a very weird thing to
make a hoax up about, right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
I know, because they didn't make money or anything off that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
But even just to be like like, I don't know
if if this was going to be like a hoax,
could you pick anything more unbelievable?

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
I talk about mongoose.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
I know. The most strange it is that my father's
strangest hauntings toever exist, you know. And they said like
maybe it was just like the acoustics of the house
and like the daughter storing her voice, you know. But
he examined, like no hidden pipes, no cutouts in the walls,
no megaphones, no wires. You know, it's just like I'm

(01:25:57):
inside the walls, you know, I'm inside.

Speaker 8 (01:26:01):
No secret chambers, no Joseph Fritzel chambers.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
If the Irvings were hoaxing it, they had no equipment,
and uh they you know, there's no motive.

Speaker 7 (01:26:11):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
He wrote that this is a hoax. It is strange
as I've ever encountered. The entire family would have been
trained venture reliquist and the gene and then the geniuses
of deception. But Price and understand just like how strange
things would become. Jeff often plucked hairs from himself and
left them behind. You know, you know, like Billy, you

(01:26:32):
sprinkle your like dandruff everywhere you go.

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
Yeah, sprinkle handful of pews.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Blonde Billy pews.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
If you see that in the rest room, you should
probably not use it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:56):
Get them in the news of the.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Disgusting gross.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
Yeah, so it's so weird. The Irvings said that, like
Billy would do, he was shedding clumps. One morning, Jeff
found a tough of pale wiry first snagged on a
board near the pantry where Jeff had been chattering the
night before. They send to the hair to Price, who
analyzed the verdict. Sheep dog hair. But there's no part

(01:27:27):
of the public and that this is the part of
public never hears. But James did have a sheep dog,
but the hair was cut in an odd way, irregular way,
as if plucked, not brushed. The sheep dog hair did
not explain the teeth, mark's fingers, and strange prints found
around the house, and they even caught like prints of
this thing. Price later wrote the hair proved inconclusive but

(01:27:47):
did not disprove the phenomenon. It's very strange. This is
by far one of the strange's weirdest man. Yes, and
Jeff had like a sanctum that he'd hang out. This
is supposed to be the sanctum. He would hang out
in this little like box, thank this little like area

(01:28:09):
in the back of the house. And I says, like,
so weird, Like imagine being haunted by some sort of
weird mongoose creature. So strange. Seems like a good boy.
It's Billy would say, boy. Uh yeah, so some uh,
Some said you look like a weasel or a ferret.
Some had uh. He said that he had tiny human hands,

(01:28:31):
five fingers, but short with claw tips. One stead of
by appeared by petal was a bipedo.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Mean, Billy, you like boys and girls.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Stand up on legs, as though it was never made
briefly he stood up right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
They also found gnaw marks on chocolate biscuits and fruit
left out for Jeff. The marks did not match any
known Manx animal. Vori insisted those are jeffs he comes
down at night, and Jeff also himself bragged.

Speaker 6 (01:29:08):
I need Prince because I want you to wonder. Wonder,
it's so curious. Space Garous.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
Price, Yeah, Pricing. His team discovered something fastening about the
Dorish cashion. The walls have been constructed away to create
long acoustical like cavities along the sound to travel unpredictably.
It was if the house was like maybe a you know,
a maybe it was like a megaphone megaphone megaphone house,

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musical instruments of wood and wind. It's very strange. It's
very strange. This does not They explain some of the
strange echoing, but does not explain like the intelligence behind
the speech, the timing, the emotional response, the knowledge of
like knowing private information. These physical attacks. There's so many
like weird things, thro all objects, the speed of the movement.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
It just doesn't A lot of it doesn't make sense
right it uh and even supposed to me. They try
to bring in like a wax cylinder recorder like the
old school one and eerie voice device. It was set
up sitting in the room hoping to capture capture Jeff's voice,
the carter male function, the needle jammed, and the wax withered,
but did not capture faint noises. Later playback, it revealed

(01:30:26):
a thin, shreill giggle escaping sound like claws in the wood,
and a brief whistle really but not much.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Yeah, I never yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
You can't really trust that technology anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
Yeah, we'll just Jeff cackled from the rafters and he said.

Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
You want to get to me on that thing, I
won't be on record.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
And then they was destroyed by the blitz, so they
bought when you know, when uh, you know, when the
bombing happened, Jeremy were like, stop bombing us, and then
they're like, we're gonna bomb you back. Now, that's not
what happened, Billy. What is what did Japanese people sound like? Billy?

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
No? Two for one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
That was good. It's such a weird thing because like
imagine being like taunted by some sort of ghost in
your house, you know, it is strange. I'm trying to
give your guys thoughts as we go through this, Like
you know, I'm trying to get through there is a
lot of information I'm trying to get through it, so
you guys get like the clear view. But it is strange,
like what is this? Is it a polktergeist entity with personality,

(01:31:46):
a psychic projection with intelligence, or like a trickster spirit,
you know, like what is this thing? You know, the
investigator was puzzling about it too, being like what he
can't explain it either?

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Was there anything in the water at the time?

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
You think that's actually good idea that because a lot
of times that you know, there's things that happened in
the America where they'd like put drugs in.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
The water, you know, yeah, like everyone's doing it or
was there like an opium bike at that point?

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
I don't know, because uh because even in you know,
when they did the witch trials, they were eating ergot bread.
Supposedly there's proof in the few states, there's no proof
they're eating the got bread essentially, like it was like
old bread and it would make them hallucinate, would be
fun to try.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
But everyone's having like a joint hallucination too.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
Yeah, I was just gonna say, like I wonder if
they're like you know that that like sheered delusion theory
or like mass hysteria people. Yeah, like people started to
come in and then I don't know, Like I don't
know if I visited the house and all the family
were just constantly but like it's real, it's real, that's reel.
At a certain point, would you start to go like,
oh yeah, I heard that as well. Yeah, that definitely happen.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
That would be crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
You see a cat on a fan's posted, like must
be it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Well, like even the investigators they brought investars, like especially
there what's his name Price, who like went around and
investigating and debunked a lot of these cases. Uh, you
know Priced. He remained cautious. He refused to clear Jeff
as a gross a demon or a poltgeist uh, and
he refused to accuse the Irvings of fraud, but in
a private letter to a colleague he did. He wrote

(01:33:25):
essentially that he wrote words that would never be published
in his lifetime. There was something something in that house
that is neither human nor animal. It is clever enough
to be a man, but not stupid enough to be
a creature. The Uttervings not telling the truth, but the
truth itself is in possible. Listen, impossible. It's impossible, now, Italian,

(01:33:55):
It's impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Impassibly.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
French Billy needs to get better at his accents. Man,
At least my mind sound kind of real. Billy's to
sound Billy sound more racist than what I do it.
You know, Internet fixed yet no fix it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
I'm looking at the strict loaded up that they can
just like scroll show because it's already on screen. But
I'm afraid if I touch anything, it's gonna reload and
I won't come back.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
I know that is what happened. Is the only time
this has ever happened.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
It is just my Internet has never gone out, so strange.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
So Price believe they're doing with maybe a poltry guy's
empty with a personality, a psychic projection with intelligence, or
maybe a trickster spirit from Manx folklore. At one point
it behaves us not what is It's well alive, yet
it behaves as though it has well mind without form.
And then Harry Price left the island disturbed, not convinced,

(01:35:00):
not unconvinced, just kind of shaken. He later said about
cash Up's gap was a place where the impossible became routine.
So the case of Jeff is unlike any other haunting
since before or since. By ninety thirty, five investigators, journalists,
and psychic psychologists in parapsychologue, so para psychologeal psychologists and parapsychologists.

(01:35:24):
I can't say it with the para. See psychic psychologists
and parapsychological psychologists and parapsychologists attempt to frame parapsychologists of
the of the paranormal and Matt, Billy, imagine that was
your job.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
The psychologists like to talk ghosts off the cliff when
they die.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
Step up from that ledge, my friend.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Why the ghosts is? Why the ghost is cutting himself?

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
That's fucked?

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Is that what that is?

Speaker 4 (01:36:02):
It's a ghost of Billy Madden just in the corner. Okay,
so yeah, it is weird. So by nineteen thirty five
investigator journalists and they're they not fully convinced of if
Jeff is real or not, but it does break the rules.
Skeptics insist that the case must be a hoax. They

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had to believe it. The alternative was unthinkable. The hoax
theory put the blame on three people, James, Margaret, and
the daughter. But deeper investigations look at the theory because James,
he was aging, partially deaf, and I know ability to
throw his voice across rooms or through beams, r out
of empty spaces above door frames. If he was faking
a child's voice for eight years straight, he would be

(01:36:46):
the greatest ventriloquist in all of history. Right, admit the
as is committed. Margaret. Visitors consistently reported that she seemed
terrified of the voice. She begged journalists not to publish
Certa dy Tell. She cried when Jeff mocked her, uh
mocked her prayer. So she's praying and she's like He's like, ah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
You're stupid bitch, Yes, stupid damn bitch. Why so plenty.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Uh, why do they keep coming back to that?

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
Because that's like the weirdest thing that he was like
watching her get undressed. And then like obviously Vori the
daughter with a strange name. She was like the most
popular scapegoat, the lonely child creating a voice out of repression.
But here was the hoax. Theory collapses the hardest. Voyer
was like shy timid. Voyri was sim She was shy,
timid and withdrawn. Those who met her insisted she didn't

(01:37:39):
have the theatrical ability to kind of keep up such performance.
She hated attention She refused interviews all her life, even
when she even when adults attempted to record her speaking,
she kind of shut down. So she had the investigator.
You had investigators heard the voice when Voyer wasn't in
the room. Even Jeff's own response to the hoax.

Speaker 6 (01:38:02):
Theory, if you think it could be very they're foods there, foods.
I could speak when she was not there, I am me,
I am me.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
And then obviously so you have a parasitologist. Nando Nandor.
Fodor often offered a different angle. He believed Jeff was
a psychic projection, a spirit personally externalized by intense emotion pressure.
In simpler terms, Jeff was the Irvings collective stress made real.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Fodor believed that James Pride, Margaret's oppression, and Vori's loneliness
fused into a single auto anomalist like psychic being, cable
of speech, mischief, and intelligence. He wrote, Jeff might be
a fragment of oving psychic, their psyche giving a voice.
But even Fodor hesitated the theory didn't account for the

(01:38:56):
knowledge Jeff had and these weird experiences that visitors had
of hearing him. And you know, in that second voice
that said they he must be quiet. You know, there's
there's so many weird things about this case that people
can't explain. If Jeff was a pro projection of the
family mind, then who was the second speaker? And you know,

(01:39:18):
and uh, I have I have some stuff about the Tulpa,
but I know we're running late on time, so maybe
we'll do in our own episode about the Tulpa idea.
But you know, it's just weird because we don't really
know what this is. The Isle of Man is filled
with stories of house spirits, land uh land whites, land whites.
That's nice. I don't know what that is. It's it's

(01:39:45):
w I G h T s whites and strange creatures
that live between worlds. Brownies. What's a brownie? Billy? No?

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
No, no.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
And everyone thinks that we're like we'd gotten so much
more controversial or something like that, Like we covered fairies
and me and Billy both joked about how the brownie
fairies and how it could be The only said he's
gonna start using it as a racial slur or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
That's maybe why I can't say it. Yeah, I built
this top in my own mind so big, so It.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
Was like the trickster kind of fay the fairies. Uh,
these beings are known for mischief, mockery, mocking speech, and
they were a strange obsessed with households, isolated from emotional strain.
Jeff behaved like some sort of Manx brownie that sounds
like a slur Manx Brownie, only louder, ruder, and far

(01:40:47):
more intelligent. He claimed to leave the house at night
and traveled the island like a wandering trickster. He threatened people,
saying him mockingly, stole food and demanded offerings.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
Give me biscuits. I want not to hum your fowls.
Fowls are like farm animals. So he moved objects and
all that stuff. And then is he maybe like a
Jinx kind of character?

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
Right? Is he some sort of Jink's character, like a
not Jinx, like a Gin character, some sort of spirit?

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
So who knows? So every theory breaks down? It was
a hoax. Why did independent witnesses hear voices when the
family wasn't present? It was psychological? What explains the physical sightings?
The prince the second voice? There's folklore? Why didn't the
modern concept in distant Uh? What's Why did he know
modern concepts and distant gossip is interdimensional? Why do you
act like a mischief child? A mischievous child? Jeff himself

(01:41:46):
seemed to reveal his uncertainty. The more investigators tried to
categorize him, the more he would slip between the categories.

Speaker 6 (01:41:53):
In his own words, I am not one thing, I
am any things. I'm not good, I am not been
a I am the voice that comes before I gain.

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Either way, this was the longest hoax in British history,
if it was the strangest poltageist ever witnessed. A psychic
projection with personality, a Manx trickster spirit uh gin like intelligence.
We don't know uh you know, And at some point
maybe maybe we'll break down like what this could be

(01:42:26):
when we talk about Toulpa's maybe we'll bring Jeff back
into it. This definitely didn't go the way I wanted
it to. That's kind of how it goes. I know,
I do, Yeah, I know all these problems. I wanted
this to be. Uh, I want to be better. I'm
very sad, actually, my sa mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Do you ever try heroin?

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
I'm disappointed. I out of one of the biggest paranormal episodes.
I want to Yes, I I'm sad about this. I
wish it. I wish A's AARNet didn't cut out. I
wish Billy wasn't had to go play some fucking, stupid,
fucking trivia.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
It's fine, it's about what I promised my team, so
I can't not.

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
Billy's gonna get teamed on Bro. He's going to an orgy.
That's where he's going.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Thanks Tom.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
So that was Jeff the talking mongoose. I guess, uh,
this was strange podcast. Well the last Every time we
tried to do an episode, all three of us, there's
always problems and it drives me insane.

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Yeahon, oh, sorry, your fault.

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
If it's either Billy's fault or is Aaron's fault or
some noiw's my internet. I don't know, but this is
why one of the strangest cases. Yeah, I don't know,
just say anymore. I'm disappointed. This is not it was Jeff.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
Don't It's fine, You're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Well, I hope everyone enjoyed this. Even
though we had technical difficulties. This is one of the
strangest hauntings. You might revisit it when we talk about
like Tolpa's and maybe get some more theories based on
what Jeff really was, because I had at least three
more pages that we could have got to about what

(01:44:20):
he was or what the explanation was. We had we had,
We had plenty more we could have got to, and
maybe I should have stick stuck with the original script.
The original script would have capped it out of an
hour and a half. But for some reason, I'm like,
we need more details, we need every quote that Jeff
ever gave, and we'll just leave it on. This is

(01:44:41):
one of the things that some believe Jeff wasn't empty
out of a phase within our world, a glitch, a visitor,
an anomaly. He spoke about himself in ways that no
animal or portal gusts ever have.

Speaker 6 (01:44:52):
He said, I am the fifth dimension. I was never
alive and I will never die. I am one who
knows and I know Aaron very well. So I sucked
with his Internet.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
Yeah, that's probably what happened. Nice chef, thanks for doving
the episode. So, Billy, do you have a fun fact.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
You've stole my fun facts?

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Can maybe tell him in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
I know, in the morning, all right, I hope everyone
enjoys this episode five star rating reviews. We're not going
to appease everybody. I actually have way more controversial stuff
to come at some point, so, uh, you know that
will be interesting. But we're gonna switch gears for a
bit and we're gonna get some fun aspects of the
show some hauntings. Please support the show, Please give us

(01:45:44):
five star righting reviews. Uh, this didn't go exactly as planned,
like nothing does when we do episodes altogether and we
do it live stream. But I do hope that people
did enjoy this, and if you stuck with us the
whole time, please support the show. We appreciate it. You
guys have anything else to say. I know I talked
for eighty percent of the episode, but his thumbs.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Up, Okay, my thumb doesn't. It goes away.

Speaker 4 (01:46:10):
I'm like that. I'm like that Native American that has
one single tier when he sees a little piece of trash.

Speaker 8 (01:46:17):
That's the best thing ever them.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
You know what's funny. I just want to say this,
if you know that whole idea of like there's that
joke where like, you know, there's trash going across the
land and a Native cries about it. Right, maybe they
should fight back against the Indians. And you know, you
don't know, there's not that commercial where like you throw.
It's on the Simpsons. You would know this. You watch
cartoons and there's like on one, like tear that runs

(01:46:41):
down his eye because he's sad about what happened to
his land and now it's just full of trash people.
Oh wow, maybe we should maybe they should be more
upset about something mouse.

Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Maybe wow. All right, goodbye, my name Jeff, my nim Jeff.

Speaker 5 (01:47:00):
Good bye

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