Haircut Might Cost More Than 100 This Year

On todays episode we discuss we forgot groundhog day still existed. Good news about the quality of our stream.

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Let's jump right into it.
We're back.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's do that one more time.
Do it again.
Yeah.

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We're back.
What happened?
Snots.
Snots says a wuga.
Black cough.
Jimmy!
Welcome, brother.
Hey, what's up, Jimmy?
Glad you're here, man.
Welcome, welcome.
Everybody's not says, are you sick again?
Again?
Again?
You fucking idiot.
You fucking idiot.
Reference.
I don't know, because I can breathe.
No itch in the throat.
No soreness.

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No nothing.
I honestly think it's allergies.
But I don't know.
It's weird.
It could be Bruce's allergies.
Spring.
It springs around the corner, too.
You know what I'm saying?
So he's going to start getting allergies.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Cause I know he's probably still sleeping in the same room.
So he's going to start his whole pet dander.

(01:28):
Shedding.
Yeah, shedding.
And then of course I sleep in the same room as him.
If that starts irritating you then.
Nah, man.
That's probably the case.
I been good.
Cause then you didn't get a fever.
It was nothing.
It was just itchy throat.
Itchy throat.
And then I start.
Remember, uh, L sinuses.
Yeah, I remember when I was gaming on Saturday you kept saying, bless you.

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That's when it started.
Yeah.
So.
That's what I'm saying.
You gotta clear out that room.
Yeah, windows get the air filters vacuum the carpet is get all that.
OK, people see a little.
Have a have a get ready with me in life, clean my room with you.
Ready with me.
Then again, the camera in your room actually does get like, you know,

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you could do like, hey, watch.
Well, my chrome dome is so big, like it blocks the entire thing.
You open the blinds and then just disco ball the room.
Right. What the fuck?
It's not says spring cleaning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy. Springs right around the corner.
And I don't even feel like we had a winter.
We had that one weird.

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Oh, it snowed in Florida and then that was it.
Winter is coming.
Like, that's crazy, though. Yeah.
Like spring's fake.
Well, winter's fake.
No, winter's fake.
No, we used to have like some real winters like, I don't know.
I'm surprised you're not as upset as like now you're getting three sixty five hot.
Like you're cool with that.
Well, there's a it's supposed to be cold on Thursday.

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It was cold this morning.
It was like 58 degrees. OK, cold.
So the I went out.
It was breezy.
I went outside shirtless. That was not cold.
That was not cold.
It was breezy this morning.
So that's not OK.
So what is this supposed to be on Thursday?
Thursday is supposed to be 43.
Oh, what?
I went down.

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Chilling.
That bone chilling.
I'm like a gangsville cold, like snowing cold, snowing cold.
It's not says Tony brought this up at work, bro.
What the fuck is up with the Groundhog Day shenanigans?
Why do we do that?
Oh, Groundhog Day.
Do we still celebrate?
Wait, do we even do the groundhog day was?
Nobody knows because nobody down here has to worry about it.

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Jeff, this man's about to Google this.
Yeah.
Because you don't care enough.
I don't to know about Groundhog Day.
You don't care enough to know.
You should put it.
You should put when is Groundhog Day?
See, he's bringing up the film February 2nd.
Bro, we've been guess Groundhog Day.

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Groundhog Day is always on.
It's not says what qualifications does this road it have?
Yeah, what was the point of the I didn't get either.
OK, what's the significance, though?
Groundhog Day is based on the Pennsylvania Dutch superstition
that a groundhog shadow on February 2nd predicts six more weeks.

(04:17):
So and it always sees the shadow because the sun fucking exists.
Right.
I know I'm hitting this button a lot, but it's it's it's.
Well, that's so I get it, you know, for the kids, I guess.
You know what I'm saying?
So they still do it for the kids.
It's always for the kids.

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Yeah. But yeah, I'd like to do it's like a horse Easter.
But that still doesn't make sense to me.
What the Easter? Yeah.
What does Easter have to do with eggs?
What is the bunny?
I don't know. They tried to sue the chicken in it.
It's too late.
The bunny got the title like he like when you watch The Guardians,

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the animated film that came out 2015.
OK, what would your Easter mascot be besides Jesus?
Right. Because you can't mascotify.
This is why it's almost a blast of it.
See, but this is why it's fucked up because they've been doing this for me
since elementary or since pre-K.
So when we would bring the when they like bring a gallon from home

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and then cut it out and then we'd staple and glue the ribbons.
Oh, and then put the little you'd cut you.
Yeah, you cut the sparkly little fake grass.
That's what I'm saying. So it's like, OK, but what you just described
was a kid's dream. You hate dreams, Jeff.
That's not what I'm saying.
Dreams are useless.
Sorry, Jeff, adult life sucks.

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What the fuck?
Just like that kid that opened up his paycheck, he's like,
welcome to adult life. You got to pay taxes. Yeah.
It's not says my home state.
Oh, shit. Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania.
I can see why you left.
Oh, because groundhog day.
That that's the one.
Among other things, that fucking groundhog day.

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I'm sick of this. I'm down with it.
I mean, the mom pop shops are good because I would go to a candle shop
near the Poconos and also they make their own like jelly
and pie and stuff like that.
Is it like in their own homemade homemade homemade smash nation?
Homemade. Yeah, yeah.
It's really good. It's really good.

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Yeah. Feet.
It's not says you don't know the story.
Old Testament, where Jesus turned into a furry in the rose
to heaven dropping mad egg deuces though. You what?
Oh, man. That's why.

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That's why. Oh, man. No.
You just see it.
It's like raining eggs.
And this guy's shooting in his face.
That's crazy. That's why.
That's crazy work.
No, but what I was going to say was just just to let you guys know, like
my brother and I, we did start a new playlist called Hear Me Out.

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And literally, it's like whatever podcast episodes that we do,
we split it into 10 to 15 minute clips so you guys can get a shorter version of it.
And then, of course, if you're interested, we also connected the link to it.
So if you guys want to check out our new playlist, Hear Me Out,
definitely check out our last week's Valentine's episode.

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You what? Yeah, we we clipped some of the most important
discussion. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So they're digestible. You don't got to sit down. Yeah.
So it's an hour or two. Yeah.
And like my brother and I were discussing, we're not a relationship podcast.
We're talk about every subject podcast.

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We just decided to do that. Comes to the top of my head.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
It's been three years, so we're like, all right, let's do it again.
That's the topic that the guests wanted to discuss.
So that's what we brought up.
So but yeah, but definitely check out our Hear Me Out clips.
It's literally a shorter version of our episodes.

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And of course, if you're interested in full on content, then of course,
click on the link in the description.
Do we still have that? No.
Oh, yeah. Reset, right? Yep.
Wow. That was actually I look you kind of want to keep that.
We're going down. Hey, what the fuck?

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Yeah, you put that. I put it back.
Yeah. Wow. Do I still have it, though?
Would what would they call it?
No, it would say
let's say something else
and do that super duper quick.
That's how quick I am. You turn that down. Yeah.

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No, don't do that.
Don't do that. So yes, sir.
We have finally joined civilization.
You what? What do you mean?
I got to tell you how it is.
So you know how we're always behind on everything
because we live in the woods, right? So. Oh, bro.
Bro, that's crazy work.

(09:18):
We've been out here since forever. Yeah. Yeah.
So we've we struggle.
We struggled with Internet uploading.
We struggled with all that stuff we couldn't do live.
Finally was able to because of Starling.
And now guess what?
They're here. Yeah.

(09:39):
That's like down memory lane.
They're finally they're finally putting Xfinity on our street.
And I'm like, who's the sucker that paid five thousand dollars for this?
Was it five thousand?
I thought, wait, who's the one who said you'd have to pay 15 to 20, though?
To put up a poll or something like that.
I don't know. For the.
What do you mean to put up the poll?

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It's just I mean, to to to one or to take the line and go under the canal.
Oh, to dig the line.
But that's what's stupid.
They didn't do any of that.
They just ran it across the long way.
Yeah. Across Joel and then came up.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Because it was on the other side of the canal.
Yeah. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying.
So it's like.

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All right. Yeah.
So but it's like it's ridiculous that they're trying to make us
actually pay for that, and I think that's crazy.
But I know, yeah, they they finally they finally
they finally put Xfinity
war right now, they're in the current process of and if
and if the Internet speed is faster, we might stop lagging.
We can actually finally multi stream. Yeah.

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Me and Jeff can do group streams at the same time.
Yo, smoke.
Smoke. Yeah.
Welcome, welcome, brother baldhead potato.
It's not says, was it a payment or did they build more houses?
Some things depend on the amount. Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Yeah, they started developing.
I'm pretty sure they surveyed the field and they waited to a certain.

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They're like, oh, if we put our lines down here and then we charge these people
this much, this is how much we might make.
I bet they felt spooked, spooked out when they came up.
He said, finally, I'll get some good internet.
So I'm good at it. No, it's real shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, you know, harder was to fake gas up Starlink, bro.
No, harder was to like you. What?

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But wow, now you guys understand, a starling could change your life, bro.
Meanwhile, I was just getting bottom of the barrel bread crumbs, bro.
Yeah. And they're still not caught up.
And they're still not caught up.
It's been three years. See the download speed. Cool.
Whatever. Yeah. If I want to download something to watch. Cool.
But like, dude, we're streaming all the time.
We got to upload. And that's where the biggest issue comes in.

(11:53):
It's just the upload streams. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
There's not enough bandwidth to get the data.
It's like the satellite.
The dish is trying to catch these little satellite nodes flying across the earth
at some thousand miles an hour. You know what I'm saying?
It's going to suck.
Snot says no longer got to suck Elon's tail.

(12:13):
You what?
Hey, hey, I look so I love
Paul's. Oh, shit.
Smoke says potato looks different without that towel.
Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah.
You spoke. You spoke out of video chat.
I have my little turban on.
Oh, really? Oh, OK.
Because I did like a hair moisturize thing today.
It wasn't like a full wash, but just like, yeah, let me read.

(12:36):
Let me read moisturizer.
And then I had to, you know, seal it with the.
Let me guess he's like, what the fuck do you have on your.
Is that what? Yeah.
No, that's what you want.
Hell, yeah. No smoke as real.
It's not as get one big toe in there for better speed.
Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, we're looking at what a gigabyte.
Well, here's the thing.

(12:56):
By what we use with Starlink, here's the trade off when it comes to start.
Right. It's like unlimited everything, depending on how reliable the.
Yes. The, you know, speeds are at the time.
And it's for like that set price.
Yeah. But the thing is, once we realize how much data we're using a month.
Yeah. And then we looked at Xfinity's plan.

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Like we can't get nothing less than, you know, the one terabyte, the maximum plan.
Yeah. And even then we might have to.
Oh, you're talking about the gigabyte pro. Yeah.
The gigabyte pro. Yeah.
And even then we might have to get one with more data because we're averaging almost
what? Two terabytes a month.
That's crazy. Yeah.
No one's doing two terabytes a month like that.
No. You know what I'm saying?

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You know what I'm saying? Like, well, we started we started streaming too.
Yeah. That's not a norm.
And we're streaming more, though. Yeah.
Well, because on average, because on average we were we were doing eight
hundred eight hundred megabyte, eight hundred gigs.
Yeah, we're doing eight hundred gigs on average.
But now that we started doing
video, no, not video.

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Now that we started gaming, it's now one point one point.
Right. One terabyte, one point to five.
Yeah. Yeah. Uploading.
Snot says, I was thinking your hair look cute today.
It's grown a lot. Thank you, Snot.
You know, this is this is a straw man.
Wait till he hits June.
Oh, yeah. When I get my retwist and everything.
Oh, yeah. That's just fun to be like this is me without like a retwist or anything

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or like crocheting or anything.
I've just been kind of letting it grow.
Just let the roots grow for, you know, just kind of treating it to keep it from breaking.
But I've just been letting the roots grow for months right now.
So, yeah, I tried it.
It doesn't work for me.
You know, it just keeps falling off every time it extends.
You what?

(14:41):
I think you could do the Benjamin Franklin.
Bro, you know how awesome that would be.
I might make that work.
The black Ben Franklin. I might make that work with dreads.
I might make that work, bro.
I might make that work.
That's different.

(15:01):
Yeah, that's different.
I might make that work.
But yeah, I think after that, it's going to be like Madlong.
She said, sorry, I'm white to white.
I understand.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
We'll put don't worry. I'll put all the purpose.
That's why.
Blasphemous.

(15:23):
Yes, sir. Welcome. Welcome.
That's when it says now that smoke is in here, let's talk about how crazy.
Jigs are falling inside you. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
No, yeah. And I said, and I said, hey, I said on average women like people over
they like 11, 11, 6 feet.

(15:45):
You're the five, you're the five, 10, six, seven point six feet, six feet.
That was a selling point.
But you ain't got no pictures, bro.
You got to put some, you got to put some Rigo Suave on there.
That's what I'm saying.
You start got to start, you know, modeling a little bit.
Yeah, she thinks you're.

(16:07):
Snots, Snots says, Jeff, with the sewing beard.
Oh, man.
No, I actually watched a video earlier about like them charging niggas
one hundred dollars for haircuts.
You remember when haircuts used to be like twenty five dollars.
Remember when haircuts used to be normal?
Now they're gluing on fake hair.

(16:27):
Right. That's putting waves.
I'm like, bro, that's why I can't use it.
Crayon pencil.
Oh, that will.
That's crazy.
Listen here, listen.
Maybe he was a fucking salt powder.
Fucking all the guys that are going bald fucking shave it.
I will not stop.

(16:48):
Bro, it's not even going bald.
No, it's not even just going bald.
It's ridiculous to the to the tea now, dude.
No, no, no, it's not just going bald.
The bald is the cake.
That's where you see all the fuckery where the niggas is going bald.
It's the regular shit, bro.
It's the regular shit.
Bro gets a bald fade, a taper, a lineup, you know, his shit pushed back.

(17:11):
Hundred dollars flat.
What the fuck are you doing?
That's why that cost me one hundred dollars.
What are you doing? That cost me one hundred dollars.
Oh, you know, you know, they're like they're like slapping your face, putting
style, you know, I'm your tech therapist.
Right. Yeah, they're like they become a therapist.
No, they charge you a hundred to pay off the loans they use to buy all that bullshit.

(17:32):
I swear not every nigga got black and gold clippers.
Yeah, you know, a 4K camera is some steam and a fucking color and pencil, bro.
That's crazy, man. It's crazy.
That's why it's crazy.
I remember back in the day, it was just like, bro.
At least twenty five dollars, you feel me? Yeah.
At least twenty five dollars.

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And then I'll tip you like 10, 15, whatever.
You know what I'm saying, especially if I'm cool with you and you're in.
I'm like a regular.
You know that barbershop we used to go to off of Lee?
Yes. Since we were growing up.
Yeah. You remember how many people went through that place?
Are they still there?
They're still the the place is still there.
I'm guessing the building owner still owns the building,

(18:13):
but it's completely different people.
OK, so he just gets me right. Right.
But it's we're back at that shit where it's like I went in there, right.
Got my got my shit retwisted, crocheted.
Everything was nice.
Da da da. Barrel locks.
I just want to get my edge line up.
Fade tape, all that.
Nigga just lined me up and he said 30.

(18:34):
I said, you what?
Shit. Highway robbery.
Highway robbery. I said 30.
I was like, what? Plus tip.
Nah, nah, bro.
He got to do that myself.
He got 30. Bro.
And then I came home and just finished the shit myself.
Yeah, that's what I say. You saw that.
I can do I was like, bro, that's bullshit, man.

(18:55):
I can do that myself.
That's OK, Jeff. You just fucking.
Yeah. Nair your shit.
Yeah. There you go.
It's that easy.
Get out of here, man. That easy.
Get out of here. What?
Oh, do do do.
Smoke says maybe, maybe not.
It's not I believe the fifth.
It's not a real question.

(19:15):
Did you follow her back, though?
Smoke, did you follow her back?
Yeah, that is a good question.
Did you follow her back?
I think that's up to Smoke. We'll know.
Well, maybe in the far future.
Yeah. Yeah.
And we could. Hey.
And then we could lead it back to this episode.
That's true. That's true.
Three years from now, it'll be like Smoke and her getting married.

(19:37):
We played matchmaker. That's all I'm saying.
There you go.
So I better get front row seat at the front row seat.
The wedding.
No, man, we're going to be cracking the jokes.
It's not men's haircut is how women treat makeup and stuff.
Yeah, but it haircuts never had to get that serious, though.
Yeah.
Haircuts never had to get that serious.
Your hair only grows what?
Two inches a month?
Yeah.

(19:58):
OK.
And it's stuck on you.
Right. And then they'll be like, oh, you know, I went to school.
I trained. All right.
But everything you're doing is not related to the hair.
But see, this is this is the thing.
You got to look at it this way.
So you better not defend this.
No, I'm not defending it.
I'm saying you got to look at it this way.
Haircut. When you went to school, when you went to cosmetology
school to learn how to do haircuts, that was it.

(20:19):
Right. Shape, cut, waves, all that.
So now when you see these videos, they're putting on fake hair.
They're cut. It's all the extra shit.
That's what I'm saying. They're steaming your face.
They're like waxing your eyebrows.
I'm like, nigga, are you cutting my hair or are you giving me a facial?
What the fuck?

(20:40):
And then we're all fucking like, well, you know, I'm a therapist.
How about I just want to go in there dead quiet, not say a goddamn thing.
You cut my hair, get the fuck up and go on by my business.
You know what I'm saying?
Blasphemous says a Norse pagan in a Catholic interest.
And I'm dead.
All right. They all about that shit.
They all about the old shit.
Oh, man. They about to create a new God.

(21:05):
You what?
Blasphemous.
Y'all right. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not to ensure is how you use it.
Yeah, it's like like they say, it's the motion of the ocean.
Oh, shit. Don't lie.
Oh, I hate that.
I hate when niggas try to deny reality for what it actually is.

(21:27):
Like, OK, sorry, some people just don't have what they need to have.
Yeah, that's just it.
That's just what it is.
I'm sorry. Try to get into the next life.
They just got with the next life.
Just learn a lot of knowledge, you don't say make as much money as possible.
You know, I'm saying if there's something that disqualifies you from
for whatever reason, you believe something disqualifies you

(21:48):
from procreating or finding love.
Try again in the next life.
Just live the rest of your life to the fullest.
You know what I'm saying?
Make as many friends, make as much money as you possibly can.
There's a there's people who think about like, all right, exactly.
Or go to go to a place where shrimpies are accepted.
Yeah, right. It's a big world.
Almost nine billion people.
Some come factory default, like go to the.

(22:10):
About to say reset out, but like factory default.
No, I thought you were about to say factory reset.
Oh, no. Yeah.
It's not when they wax.
The nostrils is when I click out the video.
Now you say, oh, yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
It's like it's wild.
Like, bro, it's a haircut.
Why is why is it evolved so much?
I don't know. It's a lot.

(22:31):
Honestly, let me actually pull up some examples, Loki.
I how would I search this hundred dollar haircut?
I wouldn't usually go to the YouTube.
No, no, I'm not going to do that and then get struck.
Haircuts.
Hundred dollar haircuts.
That's crazy shit.

(22:51):
Oh, what?
Oh, OK.
Full of themselves. OK, let's go to images.
What the fuck? Yeah.
You really thought I was bullshit.
Oh, I'm reading. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my God. Blasphemous.
That's blasphemous.
Oh, yeah. Y'all tweak it.
That's crazy work.

(23:12):
I'm reading that shit.
I read that shit. All right.
Let's look at these, bro.
That's bullshit.
I really fucked this nigga up on purpose.
You got to try this.
No, no, no. Go, go, go, go.
Let me try this.
This is bullshit, bro.

(23:33):
It's bullshit. Come on, man.
If my barber did that to me, even if I pay him $20,000, we fight, bro.
Like, what are you doing?
No, that's wild.
Like, if you're really good at what you do, the people, the customers will come, bro.
You can't hundred dollar haircut, bro.
They give one celebrity a fade.
They will give one celebrity a taper, a liner, whatever.

(23:55):
And boom, hundred dollar haircuts.
And everyone got fucking.
Maybe like you want the Kanye.
Everyone got to talk about you on the Kanye one of the Kanye two.
Or you want Yeezy?
I'm dead. I hope you know Kanye's bald.
That nigga got that whole military skinhead.
No, I know. But I'm saying I'm just giving you a stupid example.
Like they say, like you said, celebrity gets a haircut and everybody wants to

(24:19):
wants to use that as their selling point.
So I'm like, you want the Kanye?
No, but it's wild, man. It's wild.
The haircuts aren't the same anymore.
Man, you stupid if you bring another volume.
They say for paying a hundred dollars for this.
But this is what he about to do.

(24:39):
Watch this. This is crazy.
You telling me that I didn't know that there was a blade
that actually did the waves.
No, Jeff, that's literally his natural hair.
If you don't got waves, you're not predisposed for waves.
You're not going to get it. And then now he's razoring it. OK.

(25:06):
You paying a hundred dollars for that?
No, because back in the day it was 20 when I had hair.
I give him like 10 bucks.
Dog, man.
You stupid for paying a hundred dollars for that.
No, he is stupid for paying a hundred dollars for that.
A hundred dollars, bro.
A hundred dollars for the haircut, bro.
Oh, he ain't done. Oh, yeah, no, no.

(25:31):
I thought he was going to do more.
I thought he was going to add a helicopter to the top of his head.
OK, that's a hundred dollars.
We do a circus tricks with it. You what?
No, you don't pay a hundred dollars.
You know, I'm saying like that's that's crazy, man.
You're literally subtracting from my scalp.
Why am I paying you more?
Does it make sense?

(25:53):
The math ain't math.
Doesn't make sense, bro.
Like even 50 is reasonable.
If he's really fucking good, 60, you know, that's like your go to guy.
Yeah. You know, saying anyway, I would see a hundred dollars as if like
he was like a freelance barber.
Well, when you book, when you book, they charge you. Right.
So they already are.
So I think they charge you 20 or 30 bucks to book.

(26:15):
And then you pay them 20 bucks to do your hair.
Jeff, even charging $25 a customer is wild.
You could you could make 90 K a year.
That's what I'm saying.
Even one, you would double your your clientele by charging 25.
So you're outpacing clientele versus someone who charges $100 per person.
The only thing you're seeing any like crazy gains

(26:39):
charging $100 is if you have like an exclusive VIP clientele list.
Yeah. Yeah. That's you only see. That's true.
But just a random walk in, I'm a drop of honey.
Well, I just like LeBron's barber. Right. Barbers like that.
I understand that.
I understand that that's some that's someone who's traveling.
He's using resources that are dying.
You know what I'm saying?
And then he might say, oh, I only imagine I only want my haircut

(27:00):
by this specific guy. So he's like, I don't know.
I don't think the price of the haircut is quantifies this level of skill.
I got you. I got you.
Because everybody has. Right.
So some semblance of the base, the base of that skill. Right.
It's just sharpen in your skill set.
But that that doesn't cost more money to get better at barbering.

(27:21):
You that's just a skill that you have intrinsic to you.
Because I've met a lot of people that naturally know how to cut hair
without them having to go to school.
It's just going to school is to make them official.
So they're not seeing the reason why they charge you a harness
because they buying on an extra product.
Yeah. But that's what I'm saying.
Actually, probably I care.
Lou the line in the steamy fucking dark power

(27:42):
that for the bald, the thinning patches when they put that little dark powder,
powder thing, that's permanent for like a month or thing.
Oh, it's permanent for a day.
We do. You take a shower.
That's so crazy. OK, then you paid one hundred dollars.
And then the crazy part is the crazy part is they do all this.
To attract the opposite sex.
But then now you don't think that now.

(28:05):
Now, I think a nigga gets a taper for the other niggas.
Come on, bro. Women ain't looking at you like that, bro.
Come on, be for real. Stop lying to yourself.
You know what it is. Stop lying.
Stop lying. Hey, I'm trying to help them.
Stop lying, bro. Come on, bro.
Stop lying. What the fuck?
Try to help them continue. Come on, man.

(28:26):
Who's inventing terms like aura? Not women.
Come on, be for real.
I'm dead. Stop lying to these people, man.
We know what it is.
Just stop lying.
The moment you're honest with yourself,
the moment you realize no haircut is worth a hundred fucking dollars.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm tired of social media, a lot gassing this normal ass, regular

(28:48):
fucking normal human activities and saying it's worth this exorbitant bullshit amount.
Like, that's crazy.
Everything's so exaggerated when that's not really what it is.
It's crazy.
Right. Snart says, I think it's the energy and confidence
a nice haircut gives a man. Right.
You see, I'm saying we're not doing it for the like.
Be honest. You don't get a haircut for the ladies.

(29:09):
You don't wake up and be like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna get a haircut.
I'm bald. So the girls look at exactly.
Exactly. Are you bald for the ladies? Yeah.
OK, then. OK, then.
Maybe I am.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, dude, dude, snart says, like when a guy looks good and he knows it.

(29:33):
Right. Right. Right. Right.
Black coffee question.
Jeff, did you have signs you were going bald or did hair just not grow back
in certain areas? When did you start losing?
We noticed because Jeff used to like growing his hair out in like big afros.
Yeah. So I had. Yeah. I grow my hair out in afros.
The first time I noticed is was when

(29:54):
one of my mom's old friends, when I started working at the company,
one of my moms, I was building an in cap and then she came up to me
and she says, she said, Jeff, you're going bald.
And then I said, no, I'm not. It's just I have.
No, no. He was. Keep in mind, I'm.
You were hurt. Yeah. Well, yeah.
You offended. So I was like, no.
It was offended. Yeah. Fuck yeah.
So I was like, I was like, no, I'm not.

(30:16):
I just haven't combed my hair that day.
And she's like, no, you're going bald because she's like, it's right here.
And then everywhere has started in the middle. Middle. Yeah.
Yeah. He didn't start from the the the scalp line.
His started in the middle and then spiraled out until.
No, it's still in the middle.
Oh, it's still in the middle.
So even if you were to grow your hair. Yeah.

(30:38):
You just have like a fucking.
Yeah. Pupil in the middle of your dome.
Basically, that's crazy work. Yeah.
I got hair in the back, the front, everything.
It's just literally the middle.
I'm like, OK, if that's where I'm glad it started there
because people who start from the front and then the right.
You see the whole.
It doesn't matter how much they shave their fucking head.
You can see you can see. Right.

(30:58):
So my. Yeah.
So even when I don't cut my hair, even when I shave my head
like two, three days, you can see my hair.
I feel that you get what I'm saying.
So right. Right. You can see that the little stubble. Yeah.
So but I'm like, I'm like, so she told me this when I was 22.
So I was like, OK, I started using the phone and looking at it.

(31:19):
And then I saw it. So I was like, fuck.
Was conceited about it.
Couldn't do anything about it.
I hit 25. I'm like, fuck it.
Let me just shave my head.
And it just blow the beard like a fucking game. Yeah.
So I was like, beard will save you, dog.
The beard will save you. What?
The beard will do wonders.

(31:40):
The beard in the eyebrows. The beard in the eyebrows.
That should be. That should do.
One. That's it. So so I was like, fuck it.
Black Coffee says, not my hair be itching like crazy.
Honestly, I feel for me, like when I when I get like itchy scalp
or anything, castor oil, bro. Yeah. Castor oil.
Not castor oil. Grape seed oil. Grape seed oil.

(32:03):
No, Grape seed oil works really well, especially like
snot says, can't have a big forehead and a weak chin.
Right. You got to get that beard out.
Yeah. If you got shaped that motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying? That's the thing.
Get the crimson fucking what? The cut chin. The cut chin.
Yeah. So I told myself, I told myself at 25, just shave it off, man.

(32:26):
There's no point. It is what it is.
And you either like me for for not having hair.
You know, yeah. So that's why.
That's why it annoys the shit out of me when I see people trying to save.
Fucking what? Holding on to whiskers. Yeah.
It's you clearly have the gene for male pattern baldness.
Just shave it right. Right.

(32:47):
The comb over the little the little studs in the back.
That doesn't change the fact that you're bald.
Just shave it. Right.
Wearing the toupee, gluing that shit and having them.
It starts to become noticeable. Exactly.
And it's like, man, your entire life revolves around what people think of you.
I was like, I don't give a shit.
So I just. Oh, you got to give a shit a little bit.

(33:09):
No, no, no. You got to give a shit a little bit.
No, you got to. No, no, no.
Because I know you want to know why you want to know.
Because we all need shame.
Exactly. I'm talking about being bald. Oh, OK.
Yeah. I'm like, what are you talking about?
I'm like, I don't give a shit what people think of me as if I'm bald.
Oh, right. Yeah, I wasn't talking about the other way around.

(33:31):
Just in general. I got you.
Yeah, bro. What would you say?
Even just fucking get rid of it. Yeah, that's true.
That's my advice to everybody.
I feel I feel. But like I said, if you're going bald, bro, just shave it.
Grow the beard. Yeah. Grow the beard.
Especially if you got a weak chin, like you said.
Go to beard. If you can't if you can't.
And if you can't grow the beard, grow the eyebrows.
Grow the eyebrows.
If you can't grow the mustache.

(33:51):
That's a hard thing to do, bro. Bro. Castor oil.
Castor oil or grapeseed oil or grapeseed oil.
Yeah, I didn't use any of that, but I'm just OK.
You were literally I seen your baby.
No, my mom. Yeah.
Mom says you were a werewolf out the womb.
That shit was crazy.
Mom said I came out the womb with eyebrows.
No, that's crazy.
Doctor says they've never seen that before.

(34:13):
How old was 10 pounds?
Eleven pounds. I was 10.
The boy was a whole beast.
He came out that motherfucker.
What was the no?
She said, no, they said I came out the womb with eyebrows and hair.
They said babies never have a lot of hair when they come out the womb.
That man came out doing the panting, proven commercial.
That's crazy. He came out life scare.

(34:35):
He came out with.
Roar. Roar.
Roar. Oh, man.
Oh, yeah. But but that's what I was.
It's just to shave it. Just shave it.
I don't see any point in keeping it.
It makes no sense to me. Just get rid of it.
You know what I'm saying? So but it is what it is.
Everybody's different.
I get it. It takes everybody.

(34:57):
Everybody. It takes people a lot to understand that.
Black Coffee, you six foot, six foot three.
Yeah, that actually adds. Yeah.
It there's a threshold where it's like tall and bald, short and bald,
short with hair, tall with hair.
Yeah. Like there's a threshold where it flips in on itself itself.

(35:18):
Yeah. Which is why, like, as you get taller, as once you start seeing people
who are taller and bald, it just works. Yeah.
So even if even if like 40 years from now, you were to shave or 20 years from now,
you were to shave your head, you'd be fine because like like you said, you're six three.
You're six three. But yeah, I'm fucked.
But you're six three.
Like you wouldn't even they wouldn't even be able to see the top of your head.

(35:40):
They'd be looking up at you all the time.
That's why you got to grow to be here. Yeah.
Go to be here. Yeah.
Yeah. Go to the beard.
That'll do wonders.
Oh, it's not says, do you know if the hair stayed after you were born?
I think it's common for it to fall out in babies.
You had your baby hairs for a while, didn't you?
Yeah. Yeah. So to the point where I was every time they would cut my hair,

(36:03):
that I would have waves. Yeah.
So he had like the most syrupy hair.
It was just, yeah, it's crazy work.
Yeah. Crazy, crazy work.
But yeah, I almost thought that's the story of me deciding to shave my head.
Accepting it. Did you cry?
No. As the hair follicles?
No. As the hair. I became more aerodynamic.

(36:25):
So I was able to to cut
to cut through the wind faster.
Like when I went to the gym yesterday, I was on the treadmill and I was like,
you know, it's like I can feel the breeze and I was standing and I was running in place.
You know, you know how that's impossible.
You feel the breeze and you're running in place and it wasn't the air conditioner.
You know, that's how aerodynamic I was.

(36:48):
You what? Oh, that is hell, man.
That is hell, man.
I'm dead as hell. Oh, man.
No, I guess that's the only downside to like having to not have to.
That's the only thing I miss about not having sweat.
Well, sweat gets in your eye, too.
So, oh, yeah.
So that's the only thing that's because your because your hair's supposed to stop.
And if it doesn't, they are browsed with the second.

(37:10):
And then after that, your eyelashes put in for me.
It just goes straight to my eyes.
I'm like, ah, my eyes.
Every day.
Yeah, every day.
So what's coming up, sir?
What do we got down the line, man?
What are you talking about? Podcast wise or just us wise?
Us wise, man. Oh, we finally found our tag.

(37:35):
Ain't that crazy?
What's crazy? We've been howling each other like me to you and you to me.
Like, you know, we got to do this. We got to do this.
We got to do this. We're going to be late.
And then when we finally did it, we're still part of the early birds.
Yep. Oh, yeah. That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right.
Well, yeah, because most people, most homeowners and all that start doing it.
April, May. Right. Yeah.
I don't know. Your company had all your paperwork. Quick. Off.

(37:56):
They want that.
They want that. You know, because it's not a bank, it's a mortgage lender.
Yeah, there's a difference.
You guys need to look into that.
There's a difference between getting a loan from a bank and a mortgage.
Yeah. Mortgage lender will approve you most of the time.
You just need to make a certain amount.
And then, of course, your credit needs to be at a specific threshold.
But if you are looking to get property or housing.

(38:17):
Yes. Stuff like that.
Look at mortgage.
And then the business license does help us to.
So everything we spend money on is within the space of the business.
Within the space of the business is returned to us.
Anything that even from showering and paying electricity.
You know, we forgot to add the electricity.
You didn't add the electricity.
Can we what is it? Can we go back?

(38:39):
Don't they know you can add a what's the thing?
I don't want to say audit.
That's when you lose literally the electricity is the reason why.
You were literally doing this.
That's crazy work.
Oh, man, we forgot to add the electricity.
It was during that when I was in the energy credit section.
It was like, calculate your energy.

(38:59):
Yeah, but I don't think no, I'm talking about in the sense of
I pull up all my statements.
No, but you can still calculate your energy credits.
Do you have the app for your solar panel?
Yeah. OK, you can calculate how many watts your panels are producing
and the cost per watt.
That's how much money you made for the county.
Yeah. OK, so I should.

(39:20):
OK, so we'll do that next year.
Yes. You understand what I'm saying?
And you can also claim years prior, I think up to two years.
You can claim.
And I've had the solar panel since I moved in. Exactly.
They want I think what five months after you moved in,
you slapped them on or something like that.
Yep. Yep.
They did in April of the twenty twenty two.
I would be like here baldhead.

(39:40):
Mm hmm. You what?
Oh, let me start over.
Do do do.
Did you do you and should I'll do what I please?
I'm dead now the chair.
OK, they do it. Yeah, they do the thing.
They do it. Oh, no, but I'm almost it's almost time for my vacay.

(40:03):
I can't wait. Oh, you didn't tell me if you got approved or not.
I don't know yet. OK.
I'm a piece of shit because I should have scattered it.
I thought you did. I did.
But then like I edited it.
And I don't know.
I don't know how I want to use the hours.
Well, let me know, because I asked my team leader.

(40:25):
Did you already ask?
Well, I asked my team leader, my manager,
if they're taking any vacation in March, and they said no, they were going to.
One was going to. OK, we'll take it.
Take it immediately. Well, I don't know when.
I'm not going to take it.
And then you're not. Why?
Because we chill with Caleb.
We do not go ahead with the ad to go.

(40:45):
But yeah, you like to Caleb talk about business, you know, plan
change the table like there's there's a lot of shit we need to do.
I got you. I got you.
I got the play. I got you.
But I'm happy, though, we're going to be that man with the thirty nine ninety nine again.
I'm going crazy work at these comments, bro.
You're going crazy work.

(41:08):
Oh, so, yeah, so, yeah, we file our taxes.
Yeah. And of course, you said outside of outside of you.
You said, do we have anything that is that's coming up?
And I'm like, business related or podcast.
Podcast. We might have a couple of potential interviews.
So that's going to be very interesting. Yeah.

(41:29):
I heard we got one more interview this month, right?
Yes. Yeah. Hopefully nothing happens.
And then we can get this person on
baking prodigy.
So we'll definitely get a perspective on.
And of course, she has an Instagram so we can plug that in
and show people what she creates and into further along because she's been

(41:53):
getting a lot of recognition on Facebook online.
So she wants to have her own bakery one day, not saying who it is.
But if if everything goes well, we might potentially have her for next week.
What's up? The conference, bro.
Gotcha. And then we and then we got March.
March coming up.

(42:13):
Do you think I'm going to finish beyond become human?
How long is that game? What part am I on already?
Don't know, but I'm still on the
garden. I'm still trying to finish. I'm still trying to make it to Eden.
We'll see you in August.
I'm still trying to make it even.
I don't know. Is it a linear game or like, what is it?

(42:35):
So is it quest, babe, mission, like linear storytelling?
It's it's it's all in one.
I know it has decision based things.
That's that's what I'm saying.
So it's like, do you want just straight to the story?
So it asked me, do you want to make it to Eden?
Straight to the so it asked me.
So easy was straight to the story.

(42:55):
Get to the point.
Normal was what I'm playing right now.
And then hard was wanting to do every little thing.
Oh, I got you. Yeah.
Wait, so which path are you taking?
The normal path.
Like, no, you should done easy, bro.
No, I never do easy.
No, but that's the thing.
How long is that game?
That's before I knew it was what I'm saying.

(43:16):
That's crazy work. You should just done easy.
Focus on the story.
At least you know what the fuck's going on.
And then we saw about our date.
Now you're going to be so next time.
Well, I think the normal part is just asking the questions
to get through certain certain certain areas, paths and missions.
Like there's many missions.
And then, of course, there's the main mission.
And I think what I'm doing is I'm doing the mini missions in the sense of

(43:41):
like like I'm in the town right now where the mayor is asking,
oh, somebody's a witch.
And they've been bringing all these these cursed people.
You need to find out who it is.
That's a mini mission where if I just played the main story,
it was go see the witch and then go straight to go straight to see the witch.
No, I already did. Oh, OK.
I saw the witch, but the side mission was to go through the void.

(44:03):
And in order to go through the void, I had to go through the void
in order to get to the other side. Really?
Yes. So there's it's different.
So that's why they say you can play the game three times.
Normal, easy and hard.
No planet. The first time is freezing.
I didn't. I always do normal. I always do normal.
I feel except for Spider-Man. I'll do legendary.

(44:25):
I'll play ultimate because, you know, you're
on, you know, spider-man's spoodle.
Because I'm spoderman.
I'm spooderman.
Snot says, I want to say that you might be a little past halfway for Detroit.
Really?
See, she's played all these games.
Really? She owned that shit.
That's Black Coffee.
We need to get a game everyone can play. That's facts.

(44:48):
Oh, like a oh, OK, like a live, like a lobby, like a open lobby.
Like a street lobby. Or like connect to Discord.
And then well, we'd have to write it have to be Discord.
And then we would have to open up a lobby or a private lobby.
So this is what this is what we do on our end.
We'll go live, open up a Discord, play the game, screen share.

(45:11):
But they're on their own screen.
But we're also recording their gameplay, too.
You get what I'm saying?
Like a six way screen share?
No, no, no, no.
So you, me and whoever is like we did with Vic when we did the Halloween thing.
But we do screen share in the sense of you can see our our gameplay.
But let's say it's like a six man team.

(45:32):
You can see them and you can see us and then them on the other side.
So you'll see their reactions, all that stuff like that.
But you won't see their perspective.
You'll see our perspective unless they unless they record on their own.
On their own. Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So they're still on there being recorded live, but from our perspective.

(45:53):
So now that's a great idea.
Black Coffee, that's a great idea.
So let's say you and I play Mario Kart.
Like we're playing Mario Kart.
It splits mine and your screen.
But they're also there, too.
But it's only going to show both of our screens, not theirs.
But let's say Vic is right next to us as Donkey Kong or Mario or somebody like that.
We can see him, but also see his reaction on the bottom of the Discord.

(46:16):
Right. Right. Right.
And then if Vic records on his end, then he can show us their perspective.
So you can look at different angles of the gameplay.
That's facts. That's facts.
Do do do.
It's not says that whole not saving in the void was do.
Who you saw that?

(46:40):
That was why I was brutal.
Well, they they fucking they fucking are worded me as I was literally.
There was like three. OK, so let's go.
So I finally I finally make it.
OK. And then they're like, destroy the three pillars
and then destroy the main thing.
Bro, I don't fucking know.
I'm destroying the pillar.

(47:01):
You know, I'm thinking I'm oh, I'm all in Dandy.
Five big ass big niggas get summoned from the depths.
Five big ass niggas start Donkey Kong.
They come out the ground and just start monkey stomping me.
I'm like, oh, no, that was the best bro,

(47:25):
because I had the day off and I was editing that video.
So I'm like, OK, why is he talking about, yo, have you seen the video yet?
Because you texted me, have you seen the void video yet?
All right. Let me get start editing.
So I start editing and I'm watching this thing.
I'm like, there's no fucking way this guy keeps getting jumped every single.
They monkey stop me every time.

(47:46):
The worst part, you die, you start all the way all the way over.
Oh, man, that was brutal.
That was there's no check point.
Now you need a death counter, bro.
We got to do a death counter.
I think Vic will turn.
No, we got to do a death counter for you.
That's hilarious, but I mean, that's getting hilarious.
I'm out.
Did you do Black Coffee says

(48:07):
I used to play for honor with the book?
Oh, I feel that you remember for honor.
I remember, but I've never played it like different ancient warriors.
Yeah, I was ancient.
Oh, smoke, I've been saying this for a good minute.
I feel that that's real smoke.
That's real. Now we definitely got a.
Well, we need to write that in the Red Book because this isn't something

(48:30):
I could just off the top.
Yeah, actually got a plan how this is going to be sound.
Everything in the Red Book. Right.
I don't want to just go out there and then one, we get stream snived,
doxed, something crazy. Yeah.
Yeah. But what I've learned now is is all video game.
All video game companies let you play their games live.
No, no, no. I mean, stream snipe some random mother fucker

(48:51):
just jump in the thing and crash.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Yeah, it has. There has to be some.
So we just got to make it local.
So anybody that's a friend on Discord? No, it'll be for honor.
It'll be where you at, Jeff. Where's your head at?
I go for it. Good. All right.
When we're doing this, I want it to be like.

(49:11):
So it's like we have a system set up because we're involving the community in it.
Gotcha. You see what I'm saying?
We don't just want to expose ourselves like that.
Gotcha. You know, without certain, you know,
precautions, yeah, parameters, that's like a private server.
We give, you know, certain keys to people.
Dada, Dada. Gotcha. OK.

(49:32):
And then we could do something like that rather than just here it is.
And then just Randall's jumping in and it's just crazy.
It fucks it up. Right. OK. All right.
That's what I'm saying. Like I get the idea, but it has to be sound.
That can't get to that part without doing the important shit.
OK, all right. Yeah.
Oh, do do do I would say tabletop Minecraft,

(49:55):
but if you become a Minecraft YouTuber, that's a crazy.
We'll never leave.
No, I don't.
Deep that shit goes was crazy.
They believe it's a rabbit hole of endless might as well OBS their Twitch account.
That's real. I think we do have a Twitch account, right?
It's just been dead.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we have a triple teacher Twitch account.

(50:15):
But like we wanted to do double streaming,
but the only one that really does that is Streamlabs right now. Yep.
I think I know there's other services, but that's all we know right now.
OBS and Streamlabs.
Smoke play a way out.
It's a co-op and it's made by the same people that made it takes two amazing game.
I think we did see some like that because we're looking at

(50:35):
it takes two because I got that game for free or I bought it.
I think I still have it because I wanted us to play that game. Yeah.
And then I was looking at other games that they made.
And I think a way out was also another game that they made as well.
OK, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Snot says, I want to see you two play co-op puzzle games
where you upgrade when you upgrade your Internet facts. Absolutely, man.

(50:58):
No, I'm high. I'm high. Yeah, it's going to be different.
We'll see. It was like you drop the soap in the shower the way they surround.
You what? And I didn't like it.
I like it. No, that's different.
No, that was wild. That was wild.

(51:18):
Like I said, like if you guys want to see my Saturday gameplay,
last Saturday's gameplay of Banishers Ghost of Eden.
Yeah. So I basically have to go to the void because I need to travel
from one point to another to get there faster.
And the only way I can is because I got fast traveling.
That's the that's what the fireplaces are, the fast traveling.

(51:38):
And then the the the void points are fast traveling. But.
I'm supposed to be invisible in the void, but apparently they can see me.
I'm like, that's bullshit.
Yeah, I get it. It's going to be boring if I was invisible.
But at the same time, really?
All right. Do you invisible in the ghost to the to the lingering souls?

(52:03):
So but the monsters can see you yet.
The souls can see me. So what they're thinking.
Wait, OK. You're invisible to the ghost.
I'm supposed to be.
So what's why? Why are you not the key?
The key, the key, the key that the witch gave me is not working.
But the but Red has a theory.
He's basically saying every ghost we banished has gone to the void

(52:25):
when they thought banishing ghosts just made them disappear forever.
Any spirit or any ghost they thought not moving on to the next plane,
but banishing like purgatory. Right.
Right. So because his girl was saying the teachings are clear
when you banish or so you banish it forever.
He's like, what if the teachings are wrong?

(52:45):
And we actually sent all of them here and their vengeful fucking spirits
because they donkey stomped the shit out of me.
Who would that try to destroy?
They're angry. They're like that nigga did it.
We we monkey stomping.
You know, I got to make clips of that, bro.

(53:06):
Or Vic, bro, if you can, please.
Every single time they jump this nigga, bro.
Oh, my goodness, bro. That video was amazing.
Oh, man. That was amazing.
Yeah, but that's that's what I'm saying.
So it's like so that's the that's Red's theory now.
Red is saying, what if we didn't banish them?
What if we just sent them here? I feel that.
And their their anger can sense their presence,

(53:27):
because now that they know that his his girl is dead, they can they.
They're like, oh, you're here and he's here.
That means we can attack you because she's dead.
Because she's. Yes.
So because her soul is there, they're like, OK, we sent her.
So we see him because they're connected. I got you.
OK, that makes sense. That's why he's able to. OK.

(53:49):
Yeah. So but the witches use the void to jump from one spot to another.
So that's how they fast travel.
Yeah. By using by using the key going through the void.
But for some reason, they can see me.
And I got to fight these niggas.
Maybe it's because you still have a soul.
Your soul is still attached.
Probably. But on top of that, the it their vengeful spirits,
in the sense of they carry memories of what happened to them

(54:12):
or when they were banished.
So that could be another thing, too. But it's wild, man.
Smoke says, if I buy a realm on Minecraft on Java edition,
you're down to run it.
Do you have Minecraft on your computer? Yeah, Jeff.
You don't learn how to mod, sir.
Jeff doesn't know how to mod, so we would have to like
get him started on that and learning about that and stuff.

(54:37):
Yeah, I don't know about. I'm old. He's really old.
He only had Windows 98.
That's how old all that nigger knew how to change was the screen saver.
Remember, Jeff, Jen Alpha starts this year, so we're officially the boomers
and the screen brightness.
He's like, I modded my computer. It's dark now.

(54:58):
Oh, my deck wizard. What?
Fuck yeah. Got my flippy phone.
What? Flip, flip, flip.
Welcome to Microsoft customer support.
How can I help you? What the fuck?
Jeff told me to hold off on clips. Damn.
I did. I did. He said too much.
I feel it. I still got 20.
I haven't put up yet.

(55:19):
20 clips and then he sent me 20 more.
Stop doing such a good job.
You what? God damn it.
I'm dead. Stop doing such a. I hate you.
This guy. Look at this guy.
Which one is it? What do you want? Yeah.

(55:40):
I guess we'll hold off on it. Yeah.
I guess we'll hold off on it.
He probably has them sitting there.
We probably do got them.
And they got a drop already in the chamber and shit.
What the fuck? Rage or drop them.
No, that's real. Real, real, real.
Anything else for us, Jeff?
Anything to look forward to?
I know tomorrow I'll get a.
You'll get a gameplay with me.

(56:00):
You got to go.
You'll get a gameplay with me.
So I'm according to this now, I'm almost done with Beyond Two Souls.
And then I will give you my honest, honest, honest, honest opinion
about robots, about the game and the robots.
The robots already let me down.

(56:21):
Absolute failures of.
Oh, yeah. Let's talk about that.
Because we didn't talk about this on here.
This is this. This one doesn't make any sense to me.
No, I got to play the game because then it's going to leave a bad taste
while I'm playing the game after I just like.
Well, we talked about it on.
I know, but it's like that's in confidentiality.
I feel like I want to give like a proper.
When I was at work. Do we?

(56:41):
Yeah. Remember, I was I was listening to your gameplay when I was stacking off.
Oh, yeah. Oh, my commentary.
No, the inconsistency with whoever is weird.
Yeah. Yeah.
One minute, it's like, I feel.
I feel. And then it's like.
Then I'm logical. Yeah.
And then it's like my intuition.
I feel like they wrote them as human characters

(57:03):
and then they remember to make them robots.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And that's that's basically what I was going to bring up.
Like it didn't make any sense.
Like literally, it was literally you have access to the Internet.
You have one million stories and you can even fucking come up with one.
Yeah, that's crazy.
She's like, can you tell me a bedtime story?
And you said, I have what, six thousand or six million stories in my brain.

(57:28):
And the story she told was the literal events that took place that day.
That's crazy as shit to me.
That's crazy to me.
I don't know.
For something that feels human, you sure lack imagination.
Yep. That's tough.
That's really tough. That's tough.
Everything they do is a contradiction to what they state.
Their objective is or what they exactly.

(57:49):
And but I get what they're trying to do.
You know what I'm saying? I get it.
You know, it's just more human.
It's just human.
Like illogical.
Right. Irrational.
I get I get the being human part like they they sometimes forget that they
they are androids and then that they have access and they are super strong
and they are all that.
But they they continue to to forget.

(58:14):
Go ahead.
Did you do it?
Snot says it's smoking overachievers.
Jeff lacking.
When you thinking about streaming.
No, my guy, you're finished with Beyond Two Souls.
You're playing Detroit. Become human.
Did I say Beyond Two Souls?
Yeah, I did.
Damn. That's why I said be human.
I didn't even catch that.
Appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you.

(58:35):
Smoke says I make triple T more clips than myself.
We love you for that.
Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.
I'll get those clips up.
I'm telling you, bro.
We're going to get one day we get you a editing studio.
Yeah. Right.
We're going to go.
The whole show.

(58:56):
What the fuck?
Bro been with us since day one.
Day one. Yeah, they want smoke.
I told Jeff to grind on stop and he said, yes, sir.
Now it's stop doing a good job.
You what?
What? I'm just saying, David fucking overachiever.
I've been slaves 30 lashes for playing with my.

(59:20):
You're not real, bro.
But it's not. I think it's a comfort thing.
Telling the same story.
The same story you're in, but saying it ends happily ever after,
especially when your future is uncertain, can comfort kids.
I feel that.
I felt. But did she say
and they lived happily ever after?
And then Alice was like, no, they did it because that's not real life.

(59:42):
I was like, damn, Alice, that's crazy work.
The little kid, the little kid said dreams are dead.
What? Yeah, that's why.
Last miss slaves.
I want to my drug.
And what my drug?

(01:00:04):
I feel it. I feel it.
Money in an envelope.
I'm going to be happy.
He be happy.
Hey, he finds loopholes, loopholes, bro.
He's smart.
Mafia style.
Hey, I read it like, why is this person typing one word?
Yeah. Yeah.

(01:00:26):
And the envelope walks off.
Oh, yeah. And then, of course, the guys, we might have a potential.
Oh, that's supposed to be surprised.
I want to surprise them because that's like.
That's art right there.
Yeah, there's art. That's art.
You try to make March art season.
That's art, sir. Yeah, that's art.

(01:00:47):
Try to make more. We love it.
What now? What it was last year.
Yeah, but we're prepared.
We got artists. We did last minute.
I know artists. We got artists.
Yeah, I'll put you in that chair to interview you.
You're going to interview me. That'd be different.
We'll do a whole thing on me.
I'll follow me. Yeah, yeah.
Jeff. Yeah.
Oh, yes, sir.

(01:01:11):
Oh, black coffee says League of Legends League League League
League smoke indeed, except I have a hair.
Black coffee, not as it's fired now.
I'm looking forward to setting up.
I can't wait to expand this thing, man. It's fun.
Yeah. Can't wait to do. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we got. Oh, yeah. You're right.

(01:01:33):
Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah.
Yeah, there's going to be a new segment coming soon.
It's going to be a lot. Yes, sir.
A lot happening. Yes, sir.
Twenty twenty five.
Twenty five. Yeah.
We do it for the children.

(01:01:54):
The children, the children.
Well, yeah, yeah, definitely.
I can't wait for the new segment that we're going to be coming up with.
Definitely going to be interesting.
We just got to pick what we want to do.
We see. Oh, we love to hear that smoke.
What do you say? Oh, I spoke to Vaughn a couple of weeks ago
and I asked him about studio time.
He sent me a link to where I could go and offered for me to slide

(01:02:16):
when him and his squad started up.
Hey, yo, when you started.
Definitely.
What do you what's the sensation of sensation?
Thank you. Sensation.
Good job, smoke.
Congratulations, smoke. We love that shit.
Keep moving forward, sir. I love that.
I love seeing the people moving forward.

(01:02:38):
You know, you know, everything all works out, bro.
We only we only go up. We only go up.
We only go. All right, sir.
I still eat dinner. I eat dinner.
That's why that's why it's a short episode.
It's not short. It's still lower.
Still. Yeah.
I don't know. In any other scenario, would an hour be too long?
I guess, yeah.

(01:03:00):
Like if you're watching a movie is a movie.
I want to know. All right. Thank you.
So what are we talking about? Jeff, we're talking about me.
Blasphemous Von six and the Reaper present coming straight out of two, three.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's make sure.
Yeah, we love it.

(01:03:21):
I love seeing the boys link up.
I love it. I love it. I love it.
What's going on? The volume is like the value, the value, the value of no link.
Any final thoughts, Jeff?
They already asked you that. Yeah, no final thoughts.
Just ready to move forward with what we're going to do.

(01:03:43):
Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah. Just touching base with you guys.
Yes. Yes. Thank you guys for showing up for us every single day.
Yes, I appreciate you guys. Seriously.
I appreciate you guys. Seriously. Snots, smoke, blasphemous.
Love seeing our comments in the chat.
Everybody who stops by, even if you're in the you're not in the chat,

(01:04:04):
but you're watching. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, I appreciate you guys, even if it's for five minutes.
Absolutely. Appreciate you.
Especially if they walk in when we say something stupid.
Yeah, that's crazy. That's that's the coin toss.
Yeah, I really want to keep watching these.
Exactly. Exactly.
Walk in and just say something out of pocket.
They got that they got the tism.

(01:04:26):
Oh, man. That's really black guys, you know.
Bald head.
In the chat. Yes, sir. We love you.
Yes, sir.
Bald heads in the chat. Yes, sir.
Mr. Baldhead, I think it that is a signal.

(01:04:48):
It is.
Guys, thank you again for joining us at the tabletop.
If you want to catch and watch our ugly mugs on Tuesdays and Thursdays,
we're on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pandora, Deezer, TuneIn, I Heart Radio,
Amazon Music and now YouTube Music.
We also have our YouTube channel, One Word Tabletop Topics, our Triple T.
What do you say? Timestamps?

(01:05:10):
I haven't even got there. OK, go ahead.
And our tick tock.
Wow, you fucked it all up, did you?
Damn this, that messed up my entire outro.
Oh, you that guy.

(01:05:30):
You might as well hit the exit button right now, bro.
Do it again. Oh, man.
If you guys want to catch and watch our ugly mugs on Tuesdays and Thursdays,
this is our YouTube, Spotify, Deezer, TuneIn, I Heart Radio podcast.
And TuneIn, you know,

(01:05:50):
timestamps on the bottom.
If they too long, we got to check us out.
The Hear Me Out.
That's our new section that we have today.
You know, it started with this start today or like a couple of days ago.
So it's pretty much breaks down.
The episodes are way too long and then we put it in short sections.
We'll go ahead. Take us over, Jeff.

(01:06:10):
OK, guys, thank you again for just at the tabletop.
You have a good night, weekend, evening and day.
And we'll see you on Thursday.
Oh, blasphemous.
It's not it's like your chat has acne.
I got censored for sending potatoes.

(01:06:31):
It's wild.
Oh, we love you.
I'll take it easy. Oh, man.
Thank you, guys. I appreciate you.
That's why they were my best friends.
Growing up, I can.
I didn't want to leave the hotel.
We want to thank you so much.
Straight horse booty.

(01:06:58):
They were my best friends.
Growing up, I can.
I didn't want to leave the hotel.
We want to thank you so much.
Straight horse booty.
They were my best friends.

(01:07:19):
Growing up, I can.