February 6, 2025 • 65 mins
On today's episode Jeph's explore aphantasia, revisit the dead internet theory, and Lil Jeph vents his frustration over Bald head's stupid teeth. The time for waking up is now, join us at the table and we find what's real and what's botted.
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Welcome to Tabletop Topics. I'm Eros Jeff. And of course, Jeff, guys, if you want to catch and watch our ugly mugs on Tuesdays and Thursdays, we're on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pandora, Deezer, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, Amazon Music, and now YouTube Music. We also have our YouTube channel, One Word, Tabletop Topics, our Triple T's Clips channel, and our TikTok. So if you click on the links, it'll take you directly to the episodes. And of course, we have timestamps so you can navigate throughout. Don't forget to like, subscribe, ring the notification bell, and of course, leave us a comment. Again, guys,
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thank you again for joining us at the tabletop. Let's jump right in.
Pretty sure we're loud and clear, right? Everything's loud and clear. Yeah. So if we go deaf, then it's your E. If he hits you guys' phone. Throw your phone in the flusher phone.
You what? Smokbot here. Potato, potato, black coffee, Jimmy. Welcome, welcome, brother.
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Jimmy says, I was here first. I was just waiting for snot. Snot. How kind of you, Jimmy. I know, right? What a gentleman. A gentle man.
What? Absolutely. Blast man. Yes, sir. Potato. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Welcome, welcome. Glad to see everybody here.
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I think we officially got a new name for you, sir. But Mr. Potato. Mr. Potato. I'm still trying to find a correlation.
Oh, man. Maybe I do look like a spud. Oh, man. Again, you remember the Proud Family movie? Oh, yeah. Those spuds.
The peanuts. They were like fucking spuds. You motherfucker. They were peanuts.
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Proud Family Peanuts. Dancing peanuts.
See, that would have been cool if you all called me peanut or something. No, no TikToks. No TikToks for the day.
And bam. Peanut. Peanut. Peanut. You feel me? But hey, I'll take potato. Remember the Proud Family movie?
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Bro was like breakdancing doing the robot and shit. That was fire. That was fire. When did that movie drop though?
Bro, probably early 2000s. That was a minute after. You know what the sad part is? If you get with like a not get with it, but if you like interact with like a 2000s baby.
If you interact with like a 2000s baby and you're like, yeah, man, I love classic Disney and you as a 1900s baby, you're like, yeah, I know a classic Disney.
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Why you gotta say it like that though?
Because it was before. It was before time began.
So, no, I'm saying like you interact with like a 2000s baby. You're like, man, I love classic Disney.
You have all the classic Disney songs in your head. You got Tarzan. You got Aladdin. You got Cinderella. You got all this shit.
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And then those were the sci-fi movies.
But yeah.
They were.
Derelling. Derelling. Go ahead.
So and then you're like, yeah, let's listen to some classic Disney. They started playing. They started playing. What's the name of that? Camp Rock.
Oh, Camp Rock. Who did that have? Like Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers?
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And then you're like, and then you're like, and you're like, that's not that's not classic Disney.
And then you start singing and then like, oh, that's vintage Disney.
Vintage? You what?
Oh, that's different.
Oh, man.
That's how you know. That's like mid 2000s. That's how you know you old.
Snot says coffee and I make sure smoke stay loose and flex on him.
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He's not even on here.
Now smoke popped up, bro. He's right there. He dropped a bald head in the chat.
Oh, yeah. OK. Oh, OK. I get it. Disrespect. I got you.
King Spud. I got you, brother.
That's real shit. He's staying on business with that snot.
Snot says you are called potato because smoke said your skin is your skin color is a baked potato.
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So now we're talking about Rousset. Go to Rousset. You know what I'm saying?
Like I think they're talking about the original potato.
They didn't go out their way to make a different color.
OK, Jeff. All right. Since you won't be a smart ass, what's the original potato?
What does that have to do with what I just said?
Because what is it? OK, if my skin is the color of a potato and then you said it doesn't matter.
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It's the original potato. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
When people talk about potatoes, they don't come in with these complicated. Yes, they do.
That's just you. No, you want to you want to simplify everything because you want to live the stoic lifestyle.
Listen, you want to be you want to be hard boiled. You know what I'm saying?
A potato is a potato is a potato. A spud is a spud. You what?
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What the hell? No, there's there's variety. There's variety in life. Of course.
Of course, you need to recognize that. What is that? What is that emoji? What color is that emoji?
OK. And you're saying it's an original potato. Yeah, that's what's the original.
That's what people consider. Tell me what that's what people say.
What is that? That's a regular potato. Just tell me that. I the whole I the whole.
I the whole potato. You know, we have we have our we have our trusty.
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You know, I actually want to I actually want to learn what the original potato.
Yeah, I want to find out what the original what the original potato is.
You know what I'm saying? We're going to we're going to get down to but not.
Yeah. So is not not not said a king spud. How about that? First.
For that whole king spud, how do you what do you think about the king spud?
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Who me? Yeah. What for a name? Yeah. Oh, about King Spud.
Kings. OK, he was named King P not about a year ago. Sorry, bro.
You are King Spud.
So that's real shit is standing on the stand on business with that's not black coffee.
You can't say two thousands babies.
They the tens and 20s babies now. That's real shit.
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True, true, because the tens and 20s are calling the two thousands old.
Yeah, that's true. Hey, what the fuck?
They they are now.
Yeah, sure. That is because they be asking them, oh, yeah.
What do you consider? Oh, anybody born in the two thousands?
Baked russet potato wrapped in foil.
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You got like shredded cheese chives and bake.
I don't even need to be first.
I show up whenever I believe.
Oh, now you just admitted defeat. Smoke that stuff. Smoke.
Yeah, exactly. Because she's still first.
So I'll say, you know, we just take L's now.
She's still first. I'm saying.
All right. So let's let's let's get into this.
The first potatoes were cultivated in the Peruvian Bolivian Andes
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between eight thousand five thousand B.C. by the Incas.
OK, but like what color were they? What's string?
What was the first string or or telling you I the whole potato?
I'm saying string like it's a fucking virus.
What the fuck?
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But it is so long on to burrow some just copy that and search it
and go to images. Right.
This whatever the first bud was a Solomon.
Yeah. And then you're amazing.
And then go to images.
So you can see what it looks like. Copy paste. Oh, no way.
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That's crazy. So sweet potato.
No, no, no. These are like little beans.
These look like little beans. Yeah.
OK. Look at that.
See, that'd be scary if you went to go pick these
and you accidentally like scooped a handful like juggle droppings
or something like like raccoon turds in that motherfucker.
Hey, yo, what the fuck?
It's like, man, this is really pungent.
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It's crazy shit.
Crazy work. All right.
So now we know what the first potato is.
And it is not the original potato.
See, now that we've cleared the air on that, I am not a turd tato.
You know, smoke says.
I was an aunt at six years old, so I've been auntie status.
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That's different.
That was always cool to me, like growing up.
And I had like friends who were already uncles and they were still young
and they were still like, yeah, or like, yeah, they or they'd be in school
with their nephew or something like that.
Like, it'd be crazy as fuck, bro.
Crazy shit. Yeah, because well, because I knew I knew a manager.
She's she was 29 years old and her
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her baby sister was like 10.
Oh, that's different. Yeah.
So no, that's different.
Oh, he's not smoke says now because y'all say we stream at seven and y'all be late.
Yeah, seven. Yeah, it's still seven.
Seven. Seven.
We leave one to 59.
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Yeah, it's called.
It's called Jeff.
We don't say on the dot.
It's called Jeff.
Look, look, if you ask you the time and you got to say seven.
Listen, you got to look at this way.
You got to look at this way small as Caribbean's that is actually on time
because when when they say show up at seven, we'd be there at eight thirty
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halfway halfway.
Well, you guys, everyone I know, I'm late to everything except for this.
I'll be late to my own funeral.
Yep. I'm telling you, I'll be the last motherfucker.
You're going to be like, why the man? He's supposed to be there.
How are you late? I'll be late to the funeral, bro.
I'll be late to my own death.
Let me see.
It's not says to do sound smoke sounds like a sore ass loser.
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My last.
So this film specifically going to be on your own smoke.
That'd be some crazy shit.
Yo, I promote you smoke will sponsor you, bro.
Absolutely. You'll do like Star Wars content.
Sorry, sir.
Shame. Shame.
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Thirty nine ninety nine smoke.
I hope you know there's like top ones who don't be charging that.
Yeah. Yeah.
You better be doing some crazy.
They just have a yeah, you better be doing some amazing.
They better be shitting in your mouth for me to be paid.
What?
They were my best friends.
Growing up.
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I can't.
I didn't want to leave the hotel.
Meanwhile, you smell like straight horse booty.
So what we're not going to fucking do is that that's what the fuck we're not going to fucking do.
You motherfucker.
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You motherfucker.
That's what we're not.
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of here.
That's what we're not.
Thirty nine ninety nine.
You may get the fuck out of here.
That's crazy shit.
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You better get Disney to special effects your shit.
Oh, yeah.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Oh, shit.
That was I would not be partaking.
Yeah, we need to hit you with that.
Shame.
We need to hit you with that.
Absolutely not.
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Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Hey, hey, hey, you should be charging that much.
Crazy.
The fact that you know, would pay to see that.
That's crazy.
Shame.
Face.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh, man.
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
I'm crying.
It's too early, man.
It's too early for this shit.
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We're not even halfway through and we're coming out with the jokes.
That's crazy.
Works not says get intro.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Because that's what we got for the new smoke.
Clip his shit.
Clip his ass.
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Blasphemous.
Shame.
Blasphemous says I'd pay.
Oh, man.
I am shrimp.
I am shrimp is the one.
Shrimp been quiet since we exposed it.
Shrimp been quiet, bro.
He been lurking.
Smoke says bro, hey, yo, clip him.
Yep, absolutely.
Clip everybody, Smoke.
Clip everybody, Smoke.
Hey, yo.
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Absolutely not.
Put Jeff on a wanted poster.
Absolutely not.
It's going to be hard to find me.
So what's new, brother?
Me?
You know.
Fuck, man.
You got one more day?
When do you go back?
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Sunday.
I go back Sunday.
You've been wasting the week.
Yeah, I know.
You want to voice your frustrations?
No, you can tell them.
You want to yell at me?
Because I'm going to cuss you out, bro.
You want to yell at me?
Listen here, all right?
I'm trying not to die early.
Cuss you out, bro.
I'm trying to retire when I'm 40.
So, you know.
So.
Stop.
You too weak, bro.
I got six more years.
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Six more years?
Six more years until I retire.
Of wage cucking?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
What's the goal?
The goal is to get the job done.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
What's the goal?
The goal is to become successful in life, you know.
Try to give back what's been given to me.
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What's a successful life, do you say?
For me, it's, I would say, just being able, like I said, just because us growing up with
mom, we would see every little good thing that she would do, like during the, should
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I put the.
Oh, you're right.
The little wind chimes.
Storytime.
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no.
But remember when we lived in De Village and during like the holidays, mom would have a
truck full of bread and she'd give away frozen turkeys.
She'd do all that stuff like that.
I remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She would tell me or our sisters to go help her out, give the stuff away.
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But it's like things like that.
Like she'd go to the churches around the, the eye town area just to help people out.
And it's just stuff like that, man.
When I look at people that I talk to, like have conversations with, if somebody wants
something bad, they'll start doing it themselves.
So I'll give them a little bit of advice.
I'll be like, if you want something to come to fruition or anything like that, just write
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in the comments, do some research and understand if it's something you really want, then we'll
pursue it.
And it's like when I see all these, all these, all these young people that I've been communicating
with throughout the years and just seeing where they started at and where they are now,
like smoke, for example, it's like they really want it.
They're hungry for it.
They want to be somewhere where their parents weren't.
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And if I can help them, if I can help put them there, why not?
I am given in abundance, why not give back?
You get what I'm saying?
So that would be, that would be my idea of retirement.
Of course, travel and learn new things, but at the same time, helping people along the
way, especially those that, that have a dream that can't achieve it because, you know, money
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is always a factor in everything that you want to do.
Everything that you want to do.
So it's like, if we can make those connections or help the people,
Give a platform.
Give a platform.
Yeah, exactly.
So that's kind of what my retirement, of course, I want to enjoy it, but at the same time,
it's like create abundance.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like help you make your dream come true.
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And the only payment I want is to see the success, the follow through, the continuation
of it.
So that's so I got six years and I'm trying to die.
But I know you're upset.
So I was supposed to get so real quick, then we'll get off the dentures, these things.
I was supposed to get, I was supposed to get work done by the till, but because my blood
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pressure so high, can't get it done.
They did it.
Hey, bro.
EKG EKG, bro.
Let me just.
I'm an alien.
Guys, I'm just saying we started off at just getting teeth cleaned.
It was supposed to be.
Check out now at freaking EKG's and freaking body scans and certainly you want and medication
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and stress and psychotherapy.
I'm just like, bro, it's a fucking tooth.
It's not.
It's not one.
It's a two multiple.
Why?
Bro, they're ringing your ass, bro.
They're washing you, bro.
No, they already got their fucking there.
They already got most of their washing you, bro.
That's crazy.
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They got to do it regardless.
They're like, next guy, we get in here with a toothache that wants to cry.
We're going to run him through the entire medical field, bro.
That's crazy.
Next thing you know, you can be having spinal surgery before you get that goddamn Ruth canal,
bro.
No, I'm not getting the root canal.
It doesn't matter.
You might as well at this point.
You might as well.
It was even closer to the root.
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That's crazy to me.
That's crazy to me.
I've seen cardiologists and no, like why?
It's a tooth.
It's a tooth.
Well, just let it rot at that point.
It wasn't rotting.
At that point, just lose the tooth, bro.
Why?
You got to go in there and over a tooth.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
No, they already got their payment.
They have to do it anyway.
So it's just that it's literally.
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They're going to make sure that money real, spend it all before they do that.
It's the high blood pressure, man.
It's the hereditary high blood pressure, bro.
So that's basically.
So I wasted.
So basically I went to my primary and they basically said you should be in the hospital
right now.
And I'm like, well, I'm fine.
That was normal.
Cool.
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So it got to the point where they had to do an EKG just to make sure like my arteries
in my mind.
I thought bro was having a stroke, man.
He walked up in their car as hell.
Oh, man.
They're like, yeah, good.
No, they.
Yeah.
But since you're good, bro, your blood pressure is like 200 over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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That's what it was.
He's just normal as shit.
Yeah, I'm good.
So so when they so that's why I said you don't understand Jeff.
If someone like if you got like poked with a needle like you would have you would have
deflated.
That's how high your blood pressure was.
The crazy part is the nurse.
Well, the nurse was asking me questions, too.
She was like, do you bleed easy?
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I'm like, no.
I don't know what the blood pressure.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, as or you could just have some really thick veins like artery walls or some
shit.
I think that's what it is, because remember, I've been taking vitamins for a long time.
Vitamin E digestion.
What does he say?
Oh, man.
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What's not says wait, your blood pressure is that high because of bannishers?
That probably is it because that's our next stream.
We should hook Jeff to a fucking blood pressure reader.
Oh, that shit was annoying as fuck.
My heart was pounding because I'm like, oh, my God, he's almost gone.
It's almost gone.
It's almost gone, bro.
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That probably was it because literally, literally after I played the game, I went to the doctors.
But no, no, they basically said, you should have told them.
Yeah, I've been playing this game called Bannister.
You don't know.
You know, they basically said I should have been I should be in the hospital right now.
But I told them they're like, are you dizzy?
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Does your head hurt? Are you fine?
I said, yeah.
She even started asking me questions that do I have depression?
Do I have this?
Do I have that?
But no, like I said, I was perfectly fine.
So they had to do an EKG on me just to see if my arteries were clogged or anything like that.
Well, doctor come back talking about I got perfect arteries.
I'm like, yes, dude's resting heart rate is 57 beats a minute.
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This is he's an alien.
He's an anomaly.
It doesn't make sense.
And then and then I was like, and then so she prescribed me.
So she prescribed me some doesn't make sense high blood pressure medication to bring it down
because until it can get down to a certain number, I cannot have the the teeth pulled.
You remember that promise I told me if he died on the dentist fucking operating.
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I know he'll run up tabletop by himself with Bruce.
Oh, no, I'm doing a live stream of me boxing all the dentists.
Absolutely.
Jeff will set up his tripod.
Live dental crash out.
What the fuck?
Yeah, this is the final triple T, bitch.
Just like I'm going to prison for this.
Table top teeth.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
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Everyone's losing theirs today.
Jeff tries his hand at dentistry.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Jeff will start drilling everybody.
Pause.
You what?
Oh, shit.
Watch out.
Man, what the fuck?
No, man, but no.
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No, but yeah, so she basically said I'm supposed to be at the hospital right now.
But I told her I said I work out five days a week, weekends off.
If you ask me to do push ups, sit ups or anything like that, I can do it right in front of you.
She's like, no, I believe you.
And then I was joking because I said the one of the medicines that she gave me to bring down my blood pressure.
She's like, it gets rid of water in your in your body.
And I'm like, oh, is that going to get rid of all my weight?
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She's like, she's like, no, it's not.
I'm like, fuck.
It's like I've been struggling with my entire life.
She's like, you're not fat.
You're just dense.
I'm like, what does that mean?
He's like, I can see your muscle.
Yeah.
You just have fat.
You just really dense.
Yeah, no, that's true.
Yeah.
She basically said I'm dense.
Snap.
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So we're still waiting for the show so we can shame shame him.
I'm there.
Washing machine not says tabletop choppers.
Step key crash out table.
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It's not doesn't like I do just not.
What do you mean?
What's going on?
No, I didn't tweak it in the government.
Okay.
They tweaked it in the garbage.
No, yeah.
So my entire.
So my entire vacation is that's an absolutely perfect analogy.
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Snog.
What regular people are 2% milk.
Jeff is condensed.
You what?
I'm like, I'm going to go to the doctor.
I'm like, I'm going to go to the doctor.
Oh, man.
Big old slice of flan.
I pour slow, not quick.
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Jeff is flying.
No, man.
No.
So after she finished the EKG, I said, am I dying?
She's like, no.
And then she looked at me and walked away.
And then I had to wait till the doctor to come back.
I said, I asked your nurse if I was dying.
And she just walked away.
What's going on?
I'm like, why is your blood pressure so it's just my blood pressure.
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So they're sending me tomorrow morning at six forty a.m.
to go do some blood test.
You haven't earned enough experience points in all.
You're finally poke evolving.
Diglett Diglett finally leaving your metapod for trio trio.
Just about to be a butter free.
Free just about to be a butter free.
What the fuck?
I'm a fly like the wind like bullseye.
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No. So yeah, tomorrow I got a blood blood test so they can clone me in Orlando.
And then a visit in the afternoon.
So I've been on these blood pressure methods.
I think she's trying to see how much dosage I need in order to bring it down.
Yeah, but your heart rate is already non-existent.
What in a low blood pressure just kind of be I think I just have very thick veins.
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I know. But like your heart rate is only 57 beats.
If your blood pressure is low, that's kind of spoke.
I can the flash it.
What does that mean?
See, all right, you can the flash.
Yeah. Okay.
Explain the flashing.
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Boom. It just happened.
You got slow.
You got slow down the camera.
I was looking at you the whole time.
You didn't even see me move.
I was tick tock dancing behind you.
I'm a slow.
We're gonna play this back.
We're gonna clip it.
Yeah. I better see you there.
No, they're going to need some advanced cameras to slow.
I got it.
You got the AI generated.
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I'm dead.
Yeah. Yeah.
So basically that was my vacation.
But no, hopefully after this, it will over some teeth over teeth, bro.
Well, yeah, because they don't want to put you under and then you don't wake back up.
So unless you want you find somebody else that can do this, that'd be dedicated.
I do.
Okay.
There you go.
Absolutely.
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We got power tools in the garage.
I'm certified.
But no, definitely.
Check out yesterday's episode morning and night of our gameplay.
And of course, check out to.
Oh, yeah, we did do a double feature.
Double feature.
And then, of course, Tuesday's episode of my trip to the day.
I was exhausted as hell yesterday.
Well, but I wanted to be like, yeah, outside yourself.
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No, but I went to bed at like five thirty a.m.
and then woke up at nine thirty in the morning.
You're old.
But like alert as hell.
But you only need four hours.
But then then again, we did.
No, did I do?
Did I take it after the afternoon?
That was Tuesday.
That was Tuesday.
It was Tuesday.
No, no, man.
Once you hit 30, you only need four hours.
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All the days are bored.
Oh, man.
Yeah, but I am not ready.
I'm just letting you guys know Saturday is going to suck because I am not ready to face the beast.
I know.
But counter. Oh, I got to set that up for you.
Oh, yeah. I got to set up a death counter for you.
That I'll be watching that.
I'll be watching that at work.
Gunpowder reload is ridiculous.
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I mean, it's like, and then I'm like, what is that?
Run, run.
Sorry, you're not Captain America.
You're not Bucky Barnes.
I'll take I'll take smoke's advice and like aim from from a distance.
It's almost like.
So this is going to be my strategy.
So I'm going to aim from the distance.
And then when it like when it goes down, I'll switch to the girl because she can auto aim and then she can disappear and jump and punch it.
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So I can punch it.
And then when she tangible, when you switch to her, like, can she get damaged?
Yeah, she gets damaged because she's just like, well, remember, she's fighting ghosts.
So ghosts can hurt ghosts.
And humans. Yeah.
And humans. Yeah.
OK. They have an advantage.
She was the ref.
Yeah. Um, to do, to do.
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Snot says, Jeff, don't eat or work out or do literally anything before your appointment.
Don't road rage on the way.
Nothing. And that your blood pressure will be better.
Yeah. She said because I was going to work out with you.
Being in the sun gets his blood pressure up.
Yeah. Because remember, Wednesday I was going to.
That's probably why they told me to do it.
It's 40. No, but remember, I was going to go work out with you yesterday.
And she's like, no, don't even go work out.
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Your blood pressure is almost at 200, 200. Don't do that.
But that's what's crazy.
You'd be doing these crazy workouts with your blood pressure like that.
I didn't. That's what I'm saying.
I think I just have to take you to the new niggas.
I'm the only one except I can't have any any type of food that is.
This is the final form, the most efficient form aerodynamic.
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No hair aerodynamic tossity.
Condensed light skin, you know, compressed muscle, you know, compressed muscle.
I'm going to be like I'm going to be like no solid center of gravity square bill.
No, be like be like a knuckles from Sonic.
I'm a million percent muscle. That's crazy.
That's crazy. It's like on an atomic level, right?
Isn't that what they who is it for the Viltrumites or something?
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Yes. Like their muscles like on an atomic level are like insanely.
And they get stronger every year.
Every right. And they live forever. So that's crazy.
We're very slow. They have like star cores for muscles.
Oh, wow. Muscles. If you get past it, what did you say?
Snot says if you get past 30 deaths, let's just sit in silence for the rest of the stream.
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We can. And smoke can put in RIP.
Jeff quit. But you got to understand. You got to understand something.
When we were when he was streaming, when he was streaming Detroit being human yesterday,
we decided to Google how long my gameplay was. And Jesus.
No, no, no. Not how long your gameplay was. How long it would take like the average.
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That's still a lot. That is 25 hours minimum minimum minimum minimum.
And that's speedrun. It's at 20. Yeah, it's at. Yeah, it's at 20 to 40 speed running.
But if you look for like every book, the achievement 60, 60, 60 to 80 hours.
And I'm like, damn, bro, I'm just going to kill this beast and then go back.
I'm trying to get to Eden. I'm sitting there doing all these side missions.
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It's ridiculous. What happened? 25 hours. No, I'm thinking about that.
Yeah, bro. That's a lot. I've never played a game. 25 hours.
I think the most I've I've done was 15 with The Last of Us.
Really? Yeah, that was 15. And look how long that took.
No, I feel that. I feel that. I think that goes into.
Well, you need a long series, bro. You just need to. It's fine.
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It's fine. Yeah. Again, I'll do three hour gameplays.
I have no issue with that, especially if I get into the story.
Like the story is very good. So I'll continue doing that.
It's just that's crazy.
So not only do I have to make it back to Eden after doing all this,
but I got to defeat the witch and then decide to do the ritual.
And if the rich, let's say the ritual doesn't work, because like I said,
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I haven't watched the gameplays or the trailers or everything like that.
Let's say the ritual doesn't work and she decides to turn evil.
Now I got to fight the person that I love in the game.
You see how crazy that is? Because her consuming so many.
Because if she consumes too much, she evolves into those things,
because those are ghosts that didn't want to move on.
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So they started consuming like a whole abomination.
Basically, yeah, because she basically said, if you watch the first gameplay,
she basically said, you know what you're supposed to do if I die.
You're supposed to banish me or help me ascend.
But he's like, I can never do that. He's going to be right.
That's what I was going to say. So that's why it's going to be weird.
So go ahead, bro.
Last time I said I forgot to tell you all me and smoke have been playing
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this battle simulator game. And yesterday he had a final stand.
I literally sent in 20 K of my troops and he and he on had 400.
Oh, he only had 400 left.
He says the final form blasphemy is he literally wiped 17 K of my troops
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before he got overrun.
Damn. I spoke to share what game was this called again.
Yeah. What is the name of the game?
Mm hmm. This is just called Battle Simulator. OK.
He didn't say what's the name of the game. Yeah.
Drop the drop the name. Drop the link in the description.
Maybe Jeff could download it on PC or something like that.
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I'll probably be able to.
And then you can stream it low mini wars. Build your army.
Build your army. Yeah.
Hey, people, you'd be surprised how many people are interested in just
seeing you create the whole thing and just watching you.
Are we dropping? Are we? No. Well, yeah, but no, not really.
OK, I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So no.
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So I'm I'm a hate Saturday, not not the game and just interacting with you guys.
It's just the fact that I have to fight this beast and I know I'm going to die
a lot because the way he reloads that that rifle takes too long.
Is there something you want to figure out or do you just want to watch like?
No, I don't know. We're going to learn the hard way.
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You don't like watching tutorials. No, that's crazy work.
No, that's the same thing when I did with The Last of Us.
Never watched any gameplay on there or anything like that.
I like to find out for myself.
It was that key tweet. You said final to some form.
Yeah, I'll build different.
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That's what it goes.
We'll see if I know to be different.
Yeah, yeah. But like I said, they said I was I was I just have hypertension.
So I just got to fix that so I can live longer because like I said,
I'm trying to retire in 40. That's what I'm saying.
That's why. And that's the thing.
People are so focused on like getting to a goal.
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It's like I know. Don't take days off.
But like you got to remember your human.
Yeah, your health, your no matter how much money you have, you can't spend it.
If you're sick. Yeah, that's true.
You know, I'm saying you can't do nothing if you're so I'd rather be rich
than healthy than rich and dead.
You get what I mean by that.
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Yes.
Oh, man, you thought I was going to say poor and dead.
No, bro. No, bro.
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Because remember, some people are rich, but they don't take care of their health.
But they don't take. Right.
They just like you got the money to do it.
Why not do it for deviancy? Yeah.
I was like, it just personifies, you know, all the bad, you know, remember this button.
Yeah. Yeah. And they'll focus.
Yeah, man. Like I said, I'd rather be.
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I thought I had pushed it. Not the red button.
The other button that one right here.
I got it. No, I got it.
I mean, no, no, no, he says, hey, man.
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You can't break.
Oh, they're doing it. Yeah.
They're doing the thing. Yeah, man.
They're doing the thing.
You go back. We got it. We really got to do our taxes, bro.
That's on you. I feel like you got to want it.
What do you mean? It's your taxes.
What are you talking about?
I should have taxes.
You're just because your name is on there.
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If you wanted to do it, you would have been like, I don't know.
Look, I'm just like, I'm going to be like, all right, I'll do it.
I'll give you 100 percent. But you got to show me you want.
All right, let's go. We'll do it after this.
You what? He's like, yeah, no, it's going to take you fucking.
Yeah, he's like, hell no.
What the hell?
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Yeah, we were talking about something earlier about just like trying to block out the crazy noise.
Yeah. And and and we we did bring this up because I think like you said, I think the biggest thing a lot of people keep forgetting.
Give them context.
Give them context. Oh, you're talking about you talking about everything that's going on with the.
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Yeah, just what's happening.
Yeah. Everything that's happening with the world misinformation and all that stuff like that, like just being overloaded.
Yeah. They're they're just throwing everything.
And of course, people will only read the headlines, but they won't read the story.
So you're not reading the story is not going to tell you what it is.
But you get a lot of people that just react in the sense of I read a crazy headline and then I go straight to social media and then start spouting crazy crap.
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So I remember something that you said once you said, well, a lot of people don't realize we're just one percent.
All right. All right. I'm trying to follow.
Oh, because I keep jumping. Yes.
OK, so pretty much the the the the the thing is because like the sentiment is with the atmosphere is because of, you know, all the crazy noise that's happening out there.
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You know, I feel like it's just a culmination of everything we talked about over, you know, the years, you know, I'm saying how like echo chambers, you know, dead Internet theory, you know, reinforcement bias and all that.
Like that. Like I feel like this is using this is now we have reached the culmination of all that.
You see, I'm saying like we've now reached a point in time where it's like now all these elements that we've discussed are now working in tandem to essentially just confuse everyone with, you know, crazy headlines that you're reading.
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You know, these crazy news reports that you're hearing, you know, I'm saying, like so it's like
where one side is like, OK, we're winning and everything that we said was going to be done.
And then the other side is like they're only reading the headlines and not actually digging into the nuggets to see what's actually being done.
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Yeah. You see what I'm saying.
So it's like now you have a case where you have, you know, essentially everyone is confused as to what truth is, you know, what's actually happening in the world.
And, you know, like how to sort through all the bullshit.
You know what I'm saying? And we and that just kind of came to mind because we're watching a video earlier. Shouts out, I've been preach.
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We're watching a video earlier how Abba just recently came across, you know, bots, the dead Internet theory.
How it was like he realized that essentially there were Twitter bots, Instagram bots, whole fake accounts with like images scrubbed from the Internet, even YouTube bots, right?
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Even YouTube bots that were generating and having deep intellectual thoughts and conversations with people in the comments rage baiting.
Yeah. So like people are having full on rage bait arguments with a very sophisticated bot.
You see what I'm saying? And there's been cases where like two bots come across each other and now they're both arguing.
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Yeah. And now you have two bots stuck in an argument of loop arguing with each other and there's not a real person in there.
Well, it's like what Jimmy said with the AI robot that told the other robots to go home, right? To go home.
You see what I'm saying? Where it's like now some normal person is going to come across this interaction and see it as legitimate.
Yeah. Yeah. Unless you can lose.
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You know what I'm saying? Because this AI can scrub the Internet for as many sources as it needs scrub Reddit for any image, scrub Wikipedia, YouTube, whatever.
It has access to infinite sources so it can create these realistic responses, you know, to interact with the broader public.
Exactly. And people fall for this.
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And this moves, you know, the sentiment where you can have an entire thread of bots and there's only maybe like a thousand real humans in that entire thread.
You see what I'm saying? But like anybody can go across that and be like this thing has a million interactions, but 40 percent of them are fake.
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Yep. Even the ones that seem legitimate where they're having full on conversations. Well, this bot has access to all your social media information.
It can, you know, calculate what search your picture, reverse image search your picture, search your handle, look at your friends list.
You see what I'm saying? See who you're following.
And it can create these tailored responses that can, you know, based off of everything based off of all the information that's scrubbed off of you.
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And these are like actual things to do to snot says Jeff's did you read the story I sent you all snot says also says click bait did irreparable damage to our society.
That's real. That's real. That's real.
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Oh, jeep step key. Jeff's. Do you know the bird is the word story?
What was it recently? Is it the lamp?
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Is she talking about the disturbing read it.
Do do do. What is that one of the articles that she sent to us? But this was like the 31st of January.
But other than that, I think can you recent it's not.
Please push. I lose stuff.
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Yeah, that's the perspective really makes it seem like GTA. Yeah. Where somebody was ordering something from from a drive through and then the plane crashed and then he looked at it and then kept going to
to get his food after the plane crash. Oh word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's that though. No, that's crazy word.
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Yeah, no, no, that was real. Like when it crashed. Yeah, because she said story. But yeah, yeah. When it crashed. Yeah. But you still have a lamp story. I wanted to hear your response.
The lamp story.
Was it like a lamp.
Okay, so
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yeah, man, that's just, I don't know.
I don't know if you can hear me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You said no, you go listen on live while
you're on the phone.
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Yeah, what is this
okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
You saw the response I gave you on that says I said the original story to but these dyslexic kings would die reading it out. Okay, give me like a summary like a chicken wrap or get the fuck out the house.
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Is it haunted.
Jeff, the lamp, the base of the lamp is blurry.
And that gets that. That was a plane.
Yeah, it does that. Yeah, I was about to say you can have this house. I'm done literally in the fly zone.
For RSW we don't talk about lamp and it does.
No bro we don't do that shit.
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So yeah, so the lamp was blurry the base of it is blurry and he thought it was it was his vision being impaired or anything like that but it's not. It's the actual lamp. And then on the corner of his eye.
It's it moved it's upside down now. You know, it's you get the fuck out the house. I feel that but like when I take my glasses off everything is blurry Jeff. Do I just jump out of.
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So he's never in reality so alright so we're safe. We're safe as long as it doesn't come towards me we're good. I would leave the house to him he can have Bruce. I'm good. I'm not about that life I don't need without my glasses I can't see the threat.
I can't see it. It's not real. That's true. It's not real to me. It's not real. I can't see it.
I've been able to see since birth.
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What the hell.
Not says, no.
Also smoke knows about this one too.
He wants to do another like collab.
Oh like a spooky. Oh yeah discord spooky. Don't they love doing like scary movies and like Valentine slashers and stuff. Is that still a thing.
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Yeah, Valentine's day slashers what's dropping this. It's called about I think it's called Valentine slasher.
Is it really called Valentine slasher Joe.
No, I'm typing in Valentine slasher films.
Megan is it Megan Megan Megan is as that March. It's called hard ice.
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He kills on valentine's that like Netflix. No, it's in theaters straight to VHS. No, in theaters straight to you torn bootleg.
It's not not it doesn't end on Goldberg. Did you get to the end. No, I didn't because I heard a blurry and flip by itself and I was like ghost. So it's probably like some matrix reality.
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What is it. What is it. If you can if you can give you the brief.
How long was the video.
11 minutes.
11 minutes. Yeah, 11 times.
Man man squidward.
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11 times. I see it happen.
No, you see this before 11 times.
I was talking about what was going on. And yeah, yeah. So yeah, he learned he learned he learned what was what was real was fake like especially on the internet like and even preach giving them the perspective that he was he was basically saying.
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I understand it's like the wheel. It's like when they invented the wheel I knew the trajectory that the wheel was going to take, but people. So he's not surprised. So he wasn't surprised by by bots, interact the results right being free roaming and doing their own thing, but for everybody else, but for everybody else their reaction to certain things that have that's happening today is very surprising because in their mind they don't think it's ever going to happen because we have this mindset where we're so comfortable.
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We're so comfortable where we were we're at.
Wait, that's a real thing though. Yeah, there's like people who can't think outside beyond beyond no no like they lack mental images like they can't form mental images, I'll look it up soon.
Let me read Snots comments real quick. It's not says okay it'll sound dumb as fuck with the ending spoiled because the whole idea of the story is that it's true but the lamp started looking funny and he fixated on it and the lamp basically woke him up from a coma.
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And his whole life was a lie. He didn't have the perfect life with his wife and kids as different so it is a matrix.
Yeah, for sure he woke up. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. Hopefully you can go back to sleep.
Do you really want to go to sleep. No, no bro. No, I'd rather just suffer. I like this. I like this. Yeah, at least it's real though. Yeah, yeah, like you feel me.
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That's true.
That's true. What was I gonna look up again.
The bots.
No, are we done talking having that conversation. No, there's something I was going to look up real quick.
Hey, I know you guys were listening. Can you quickly remind me what I can you can you backtrack because Jeff distracted me Jeff ruined my train. What are you talking about.
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He went into a deep depression after that.
And the red cross I think he was saying like he didn't know how to continue living.
Damn.
I was in a coma. Is meat pewter.
It's meat pewter tweaked acted up.
Yeah, man. Um, but like you said, nobody can. We live, we live such in a safe bubble. Oh, that's what I was gonna look up things Jeff. We live such in a safe bubble in the, in the United States that we can never imagine anything crazy or, or bad happening, because
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we can go to sleep at night without worrying about danger or bombs or anything like that falling on top of us like back in the day like in World War.
There we go. That is what it's called. I'm sorry for cutting you off. What is it. But I gotta say this before I forget it gotcha go a fantasia that is what is called, which is why there are some people who cannot literally see or think about the future.
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They cannot see their stuff or things going wrong. Yeah, like the constantly in the current.
Like, that's crazy shit. Yeah, because I'll give you a perfect example when I was checked when I was checking in I had one of the nurses say I gotta make sure I stay healthy because I want to retire for right, because they're just literally constantly living in the now.
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Currently, now reality is being processed. Now, instantly, there is no foresight. There's no retrospect. Now, now, now, now, now, now, that's crazy. Once behind goes they don't know that's actually crazy as fuck.
That's crazy as fuck is that is that what you call an NPC and I don't mean that in like a mean way but like, I think that's what it is something that is just reacting to the current.
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Yeah. And that's what it is and it's like, but before I go down this rabbit hole let me actually read the people are who are unable to visualize images in their mind have a condition called a fantasia.
It is not a disability or medical condition and people with a fantasia can still think remember and process information and other ways symptoms, inability to picture things in their minds.
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Difficulty recalling past experience and visual details difficulty imagining how objects move and rotate in space, reduce ability to remember the past imagine the future and dream.
That's spooky. What are you even doing.
What is, what is anything worth. Like what do you what do you look forward to.
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What. Wow, that's spooky. Okay, how it is studied.
What is studied sensory measures, such as changes in skin conductance and responsive to motive stories lack of people response to bright imagery training programs improve imagery ability.
How it affects people many people with a fantasia just without knowing they process information differently than most, they can cause frustration and limit their ability to properly do or recall certain things.
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People with a fantasia can still think remember process information and other ways, such as through sounds numbers or words, it is estimated that about 4% of the population experience a fantasia.
That's crazy work.
So they don't have an imagination.
But like, what does that feel like.
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Don't know. How do you just that is truly just being.
Well sometimes you'll pass people on the street that.
But I think I think you'll probably see somebody with a fantasia 4% now.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, would you say like certain people that look at you different like especially responses that you give them.
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You think that's that's what it is.
I don't know, because, because when when you get like, because these people can't visualize ideas like I got you. You see I'm saying like that's different from that's different than just not.
Right. Having bad judgment or whatever.
I got you. You know saying like some of these people can't even recall past events, or, you know, I'm saying like visualize or make predictions like that's what they're really good with numbers.
(54:52):
Now that's actually crazy.
That's actually kind of that makes sense. It's kind of nuts.
That's kind of nice. It's kind of nuts to to to smoke says have you heard of Dr. No sleep.
No.
It's not says, Oh, those people with a fantasia I classify as NPCs right you feel me like they're just, and I mean that in the least disrespectful way possible but it's like they just run through the world.
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I don't know like, ain't no different than a quest giver.
Man.
Ain't no different in a quest giver dog like how you even read a book, a fantasy book dude.
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That's somebody would know that doesn't really have the vision.
Like, if you ask them where do you see yourself in like two years or five years they came and give you a response.
They're like do you want to move up or do you what do you see a bigger picture or do you, you want to do anything more but they can never give you a response because the way their mentality works is, I see the now and there's nothing else.
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And I just didn't make money to survive and that's it.
I don't know.
I don't know but you don't find those people in like bad positions, they're usually very successful. Yeah, but they, but what is it is it because they cannot be distracted.
They choose not to be.
But it's not a choice they just can't.
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You see I'm saying, do do do not says I mean it disrespectfully to.
What she said with all disrespect.
Shame with all disrespect smoke says, do do do.
Why did this pop up, get out of here.
Get out of here.
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Yeah, click on the probably one of those, the comments.
Okay.
It's not smoke says I can't even argue with snot last episode I heard from run for your one. Okay, they don't do anything.
Okay, only 119 episodes that's a lot for who I think they're running a series or something.
Okay.
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Probably doing a series.
That's pretty neat.
That's pretty neat. We had that's just something to think about man like, I know it's easy to get like, you know, it's easy to get caught up in the, in the, in the cool later the sauce but it's like, if you, if you like we always say if you do your due diligence
on your research and you actually look into what is said and don't just take it at face value like a lot of people do, like again we always hear your their people's news is literally social media.
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And it's like, you can't literally rely. Yeah, you can't rely on the news but literally, if you Google fact check it or anything like that and you're not just saying it because of course you can't trust the media either.
But it's like if you do your own research you'll be able to look and find something close or resembling to the answer instead of going based off of how somebody feels because if I don't like a person, I'm going to be biased against that person, especially if I'm
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reporting the news about that. Oh, this person destroyed this for a lot of people, and they didn't do that and then if all you read is the headline or the first listen to the first paragraph that they say, then you're done, because you're automatically
going to assume that's it that's all I need. Now I can go out and regurgitate what I listened to a non news person said, because that's what I believe because I don't like that person so if I only decided, oh this thing got 80 million retweets.
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Yeah, exactly. So it must be true. Bye bye. So exactly so it must be true and you who controls X. That's crazy. We're right.
He long bow the biggest bottom exactly. What do you think he's he's King bot. But exactly. So it's like, if you if you're just listening to it and you're not doing your research by I've been seeing nothing but videos of people saying that, oh, the Doge has released this that this and the other, but then nobody's researching what they actually did or did not do it's just I don't like you so I'm gonna choose this side or I don't like you and I'm gonna choose this side.
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It is what it is. You just activity. Yeah, that's what it is. But again, a lot of people aren't aren't trying their efforts or due diligence to figure out what it is. It's just whatever is in front of my face or whatever my feet gives me because it's an algorithm.
If you if you feel like you know some things you just got to draw home though you feel me. Yeah, it's like you just stop saying it. You know, even you know, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. You just can't not stop saying you can't. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
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That's it. Um what else sir I got nothing about you. You ready to go back to work. I'm ready to go back to work. Yeah. Well, I hope so. You hope so. I hope my knee can money.
Oh gosh you got your robotic robotic covers. I can't wait to get by on a knee caps. You know what that's a setup for a roast.
(01:00:15):
That's crazy. I set myself up.
I set myself up bro.
My knees robotic knee cap. My knees will never get tired bro. That's crazy work. Pause. That's crazy work.
That's crazy work bro. Oh man. But yeah man. Hopefully everything goes the way it plays. It'll go good.
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It will. It will. Absolutely. We'll make it happen bro. We'll make it happen.
It'll go good. You know what I'm saying. It always gets worse before it gets better.
Always always always. I always notice that. It does. You got burning down before you build it up.
You ready for Valentine's Day? Am I? Are you?
Wait is it on? See I was going to say the dumbest shit ever Friday the 13th. No it's on Friday the 14th.
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And then Super Bowl which I don't think anybody. Super duper. The super de duper.
Really care much for. I think it's more of a I just want to buy a whole ton of stuff and celebrate it regardless if they're not my team.
Oh I feel that right. But this is a chance at history right Pat Mahal's. Yeah. So it literally.
(01:01:35):
Yeah because it literally used to be like a holiday where it literally used to be a day where the two favorite teams that made it to the Super Bowl would celebrate.
Because we're old. Now they just do Super Bowl parties. So everybody celebrates it.
OK what's a Super Bowl party? You just buy shit. You invite your people. You grill. You put on the game.
And you walk. I remember back in the day Super Bowl parties were really Super Bowl parties. I'm telling you bro.
(01:02:01):
You feel like there was really super like motherfuckers was tailgating like crazy type shit. Nowadays everything's like live stream.
We cook this case. Oh yeah. Yep exactly. What the fuck. And then now now we've also noticed to like watch me watch someone.
You know the Super Bowl. Studios aren't even paying one to two million to release trailers for a 30 second trailer.
(01:02:23):
Now they're just releasing on YouTube because they realize they can make more money on YouTube than to really sell the Super Bowl.
So I don't even know why they still have they already. Yeah. Are we get have they gotten to that point where we're V.R.ing sports events live sports events.
Oh no. Like is there a V.R. for the Super Bowl. I haven't not seen that yet.
Let me see. You said I have not seen that yet. Is there V.R. for Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl.
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Bro Bruce is gone. And man I have it knocked out. Yes you can watch the Super Bowl in virtual reality using apps like Big Screen and MetaQuest.
You can also watch the Super Bowl halftime show in 360 V.R. on your mobile device. That's pretty neat.
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Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Um I think you got anything else. I don't know sir. No sir no sir no sir.
Actually got a you got to do some therapy for the knees or the kidney. I have to go see a specialist. Oh yeah see you think they'll be able to just put gel in between the knees or just.
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Yeah yeah like give my knee Botox. Yeah like the soft gel give my knee a BBL. Yeah there you go. Give BBL knee caps. I got knee surgery. Make my knees clap.
I don't think it's all that. Guys I will see you Saturday but thank you again for joining us at the tabletop. If you want to catch and watch our ugly mugs on Tuesdays and Thursdays we're on Spotify Apple podcast Pandora Deezer.
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It's not says double cheeked up knees bro yes sir.
Before the industry.
I think I like my blast. Jimmy black coffee. Yes sir. Thank you thank you for stopping by. It's not always gonna be number one on here. Absolutely. It's not is just undefeated. It's a galactic you know just gap bro. It's like she knows young niggas ain't catching her bro.
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You might as well just archive it.
Exactly.
Good night.
My best friend.
Growing up.
I didn't want to leave the hotel.
Straight horse.
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Straight horse.
Welcome to Tabletop Topics. I'm Eros Jeff. And of course, Jeff, guys, if you want to catch and watch our ugly mugs on Tuesdays and Thursdays, we're on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pandora, Deezer, TuneIn, iHeartRadio, Amazon Music, and now YouTube Music. We also have our YouTube channel, One Word, Tabletop Topics, our Triple T's Clips channel, and our TikTok. So if you click on the links, it'll take you directly to the episodes. And of course, we have timestamps so you can navigate throughout. Don't forget to like, subscribe, ring the notification bell, and of course, leave us a comment. Again, guys,
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thank you again for joining us at the tabletop. Let's jump right in.
Pretty sure we're loud and clear, right? Everything's loud and clear. Yeah. So if we go deaf, then it's your E. If he hits you guys' phone. Throw your phone in the flusher phone.
You what? Smokbot here. Potato, potato, black coffee, Jimmy. Welcome, welcome, brother.
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Jimmy says, I was here first. I was just waiting for snot. Snot. How kind of you, Jimmy. I know, right? What a gentleman. A gentle man.
What? Absolutely. Blast man. Yes, sir. Potato. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Welcome, welcome. Glad to see everybody here.
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I think we officially got a new name for you, sir. But Mr. Potato. Mr. Potato. I'm still trying to find a correlation.
Oh, man. Maybe I do look like a spud. Oh, man. Again, you remember the Proud Family movie? Oh, yeah. Those spuds.
The peanuts. They were like fucking spuds. You motherfucker. They were peanuts.
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Proud Family Peanuts. Dancing peanuts.
See, that would have been cool if you all called me peanut or something. No, no TikToks. No TikToks for the day.
And bam. Peanut. Peanut. Peanut. You feel me? But hey, I'll take potato. Remember the Proud Family movie?
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Bro was like breakdancing doing the robot and shit. That was fire. That was fire. When did that movie drop though?
Bro, probably early 2000s. That was a minute after. You know what the sad part is? If you get with like a not get with it, but if you like interact with like a 2000s baby.
If you interact with like a 2000s baby and you're like, yeah, man, I love classic Disney and you as a 1900s baby, you're like, yeah, I know a classic Disney.
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Why you gotta say it like that though?
Because it was before. It was before time began.
So, no, I'm saying like you interact with like a 2000s baby. You're like, man, I love classic Disney.
You have all the classic Disney songs in your head. You got Tarzan. You got Aladdin. You got Cinderella. You got all this shit.
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And then those were the sci-fi movies.
But yeah.
They were.
Derelling. Derelling. Go ahead.
So and then you're like, yeah, let's listen to some classic Disney. They started playing. They started playing. What's the name of that? Camp Rock.
Oh, Camp Rock. Who did that have? Like Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers?
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And then you're like, and then you're like, and you're like, that's not that's not classic Disney.
And then you start singing and then like, oh, that's vintage Disney.
Vintage? You what?
Oh, that's different.
Oh, man.
That's how you know. That's like mid 2000s. That's how you know you old.
Snot says coffee and I make sure smoke stay loose and flex on him.
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He's not even on here.
Now smoke popped up, bro. He's right there. He dropped a bald head in the chat.
Oh, yeah. OK. Oh, OK. I get it. Disrespect. I got you.
King Spud. I got you, brother.
That's real shit. He's staying on business with that snot.
Snot says you are called potato because smoke said your skin is your skin color is a baked potato.
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So now we're talking about Rousset. Go to Rousset. You know what I'm saying?
Like I think they're talking about the original potato.
They didn't go out their way to make a different color.
OK, Jeff. All right. Since you won't be a smart ass, what's the original potato?
What does that have to do with what I just said?
Because what is it? OK, if my skin is the color of a potato and then you said it doesn't matter.
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It's the original potato. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
When people talk about potatoes, they don't come in with these complicated. Yes, they do.
That's just you. No, you want to you want to simplify everything because you want to live the stoic lifestyle.
Listen, you want to be you want to be hard boiled. You know what I'm saying?
A potato is a potato is a potato. A spud is a spud. You what?
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What the hell? No, there's there's variety. There's variety in life. Of course.
Of course, you need to recognize that. What is that? What is that emoji? What color is that emoji?
OK. And you're saying it's an original potato. Yeah, that's what's the original.
That's what people consider. Tell me what that's what people say.
What is that? That's a regular potato. Just tell me that. I the whole I the whole.
I the whole potato. You know, we have we have our we have our trusty.
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You know, I actually want to I actually want to learn what the original potato.
Yeah, I want to find out what the original what the original potato is.
You know what I'm saying? We're going to we're going to get down to but not.
Yeah. So is not not not said a king spud. How about that? First.
For that whole king spud, how do you what do you think about the king spud?
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Who me? Yeah. What for a name? Yeah. Oh, about King Spud.
Kings. OK, he was named King P not about a year ago. Sorry, bro.
You are King Spud.
So that's real shit is standing on the stand on business with that's not black coffee.
You can't say two thousands babies.
They the tens and 20s babies now. That's real shit.
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True, true, because the tens and 20s are calling the two thousands old.
Yeah, that's true. Hey, what the fuck?
They they are now.
Yeah, sure. That is because they be asking them, oh, yeah.
What do you consider? Oh, anybody born in the two thousands?
Baked russet potato wrapped in foil.
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You got like shredded cheese chives and bake.
I don't even need to be first.
I show up whenever I believe.
Oh, now you just admitted defeat. Smoke that stuff. Smoke.
Yeah, exactly. Because she's still first.
So I'll say, you know, we just take L's now.
She's still first. I'm saying.
All right. So let's let's let's get into this.
The first potatoes were cultivated in the Peruvian Bolivian Andes
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between eight thousand five thousand B.C. by the Incas.
OK, but like what color were they? What's string?
What was the first string or or telling you I the whole potato?
I'm saying string like it's a fucking virus.
What the fuck?
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But it is so long on to burrow some just copy that and search it
and go to images. Right.
This whatever the first bud was a Solomon.
Yeah. And then you're amazing.
And then go to images.
So you can see what it looks like. Copy paste. Oh, no way.
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That's crazy. So sweet potato.
No, no, no. These are like little beans.
These look like little beans. Yeah.
OK. Look at that.
See, that'd be scary if you went to go pick these
and you accidentally like scooped a handful like juggle droppings
or something like like raccoon turds in that motherfucker.
Hey, yo, what the fuck?
It's like, man, this is really pungent.
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It's crazy shit.
Crazy work. All right.
So now we know what the first potato is.
And it is not the original potato.
See, now that we've cleared the air on that, I am not a turd tato.
You know, smoke says.
I was an aunt at six years old, so I've been auntie status.
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That's different.
That was always cool to me, like growing up.
And I had like friends who were already uncles and they were still young
and they were still like, yeah, or like, yeah, they or they'd be in school
with their nephew or something like that.
Like, it'd be crazy as fuck, bro.
Crazy shit. Yeah, because well, because I knew I knew a manager.
She's she was 29 years old and her
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her baby sister was like 10.
Oh, that's different. Yeah.
So no, that's different.
Oh, he's not smoke says now because y'all say we stream at seven and y'all be late.
Yeah, seven. Yeah, it's still seven.
Seven. Seven.
We leave one to 59.
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Yeah, it's called.
It's called Jeff.
We don't say on the dot.
It's called Jeff.
Look, look, if you ask you the time and you got to say seven.
Listen, you got to look at this way.
You got to look at this way small as Caribbean's that is actually on time
because when when they say show up at seven, we'd be there at eight thirty
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halfway halfway.
Well, you guys, everyone I know, I'm late to everything except for this.
I'll be late to my own funeral.
Yep. I'm telling you, I'll be the last motherfucker.
You're going to be like, why the man? He's supposed to be there.
How are you late? I'll be late to the funeral, bro.
I'll be late to my own death.
Let me see.
It's not says to do sound smoke sounds like a sore ass loser.
(09:57):
My last.
So this film specifically going to be on your own smoke.
That'd be some crazy shit.
Yo, I promote you smoke will sponsor you, bro.
Absolutely. You'll do like Star Wars content.
Sorry, sir.
Shame. Shame.
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Thirty nine ninety nine smoke.
I hope you know there's like top ones who don't be charging that.
Yeah. Yeah.
You better be doing some crazy.
They just have a yeah, you better be doing some amazing.
They better be shitting in your mouth for me to be paid.
What?
They were my best friends.
Growing up.
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I can't.
I didn't want to leave the hotel.
Meanwhile, you smell like straight horse booty.
So what we're not going to fucking do is that that's what the fuck we're not going to fucking do.
You motherfucker.
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You motherfucker.
That's what we're not.
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out of here.
That's what we're not.
Thirty nine ninety nine.
You may get the fuck out of here.
That's crazy shit.
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You better get Disney to special effects your shit.
Oh, yeah.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Oh, shit.
That was I would not be partaking.
Yeah, we need to hit you with that.
Shame.
We need to hit you with that.
Absolutely not.
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Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Hey, hey, hey, you should be charging that much.
Crazy.
The fact that you know, would pay to see that.
That's crazy.
Shame.
Face.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh, man.
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
I'm crying.
It's too early, man.
It's too early for this shit.
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We're not even halfway through and we're coming out with the jokes.
That's crazy.
Works not says get intro.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Because that's what we got for the new smoke.
Clip his shit.
Clip his ass.
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Blasphemous.
Shame.
Blasphemous says I'd pay.
Oh, man.
I am shrimp.
I am shrimp is the one.
Shrimp been quiet since we exposed it.
Shrimp been quiet, bro.
He been lurking.
Smoke says bro, hey, yo, clip him.
Yep, absolutely.
Clip everybody, Smoke.
Clip everybody, Smoke.
Hey, yo.
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Absolutely not.
Put Jeff on a wanted poster.
Absolutely not.
It's going to be hard to find me.
So what's new, brother?
Me?
You know.
Fuck, man.
You got one more day?
When do you go back?
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Sunday.
I go back Sunday.
You've been wasting the week.
Yeah, I know.
You want to voice your frustrations?
No, you can tell them.
You want to yell at me?
Because I'm going to cuss you out, bro.
You want to yell at me?
Listen here, all right?
I'm trying not to die early.
Cuss you out, bro.
I'm trying to retire when I'm 40.
So, you know.
So.
Stop.
You too weak, bro.
I got six more years.
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Six more years?
Six more years until I retire.
Of wage cucking?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
What's the goal?
The goal is to get the job done.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
I feel no more cucking of the wages.
What's the goal?
The goal is to become successful in life, you know.
Try to give back what's been given to me.
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What's a successful life, do you say?
For me, it's, I would say, just being able, like I said, just because us growing up with
mom, we would see every little good thing that she would do, like during the, should
(14:17):
I put the.
Oh, you're right.
The little wind chimes.
Storytime.
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no.
But remember when we lived in De Village and during like the holidays, mom would have a
truck full of bread and she'd give away frozen turkeys.
She'd do all that stuff like that.
I remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She would tell me or our sisters to go help her out, give the stuff away.
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But it's like things like that.
Like she'd go to the churches around the, the eye town area just to help people out.
And it's just stuff like that, man.
When I look at people that I talk to, like have conversations with, if somebody wants
something bad, they'll start doing it themselves.
So I'll give them a little bit of advice.
I'll be like, if you want something to come to fruition or anything like that, just write
(15:05):
in the comments, do some research and understand if it's something you really want, then we'll
pursue it.
And it's like when I see all these, all these, all these young people that I've been communicating
with throughout the years and just seeing where they started at and where they are now,
like smoke, for example, it's like they really want it.
They're hungry for it.
They want to be somewhere where their parents weren't.
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And if I can help them, if I can help put them there, why not?
I am given in abundance, why not give back?
You get what I'm saying?
So that would be, that would be my idea of retirement.
Of course, travel and learn new things, but at the same time, helping people along the
way, especially those that, that have a dream that can't achieve it because, you know, money
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is always a factor in everything that you want to do.
Everything that you want to do.
So it's like, if we can make those connections or help the people,
Give a platform.
Give a platform.
Yeah, exactly.
So that's kind of what my retirement, of course, I want to enjoy it, but at the same time,
it's like create abundance.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like help you make your dream come true.
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And the only payment I want is to see the success, the follow through, the continuation
of it.
So that's so I got six years and I'm trying to die.
But I know you're upset.
So I was supposed to get so real quick, then we'll get off the dentures, these things.
I was supposed to get, I was supposed to get work done by the till, but because my blood
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pressure so high, can't get it done.
They did it.
Hey, bro.
EKG EKG, bro.
Let me just.
I'm an alien.
Guys, I'm just saying we started off at just getting teeth cleaned.
It was supposed to be.
Check out now at freaking EKG's and freaking body scans and certainly you want and medication
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and stress and psychotherapy.
I'm just like, bro, it's a fucking tooth.
It's not.
It's not one.
It's a two multiple.
Why?
Bro, they're ringing your ass, bro.
They're washing you, bro.
No, they already got their fucking there.
They already got most of their washing you, bro.
That's crazy.
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They got to do it regardless.
They're like, next guy, we get in here with a toothache that wants to cry.
We're going to run him through the entire medical field, bro.
That's crazy.
Next thing you know, you can be having spinal surgery before you get that goddamn Ruth canal,
bro.
No, I'm not getting the root canal.
It doesn't matter.
You might as well at this point.
You might as well.
It was even closer to the root.
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That's crazy to me.
That's crazy to me.
I've seen cardiologists and no, like why?
It's a tooth.
It's a tooth.
Well, just let it rot at that point.
It wasn't rotting.
At that point, just lose the tooth, bro.
Why?
You got to go in there and over a tooth.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
No, they already got their payment.
They have to do it anyway.
So it's just that it's literally.
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They're going to make sure that money real, spend it all before they do that.
It's the high blood pressure, man.
It's the hereditary high blood pressure, bro.
So that's basically.
So I wasted.
So basically I went to my primary and they basically said you should be in the hospital
right now.
And I'm like, well, I'm fine.
That was normal.
Cool.
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So it got to the point where they had to do an EKG just to make sure like my arteries
in my mind.
I thought bro was having a stroke, man.
He walked up in their car as hell.
Oh, man.
They're like, yeah, good.
No, they.
Yeah.
But since you're good, bro, your blood pressure is like 200 over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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That's what it was.
He's just normal as shit.
Yeah, I'm good.
So so when they so that's why I said you don't understand Jeff.
If someone like if you got like poked with a needle like you would have you would have
deflated.
That's how high your blood pressure was.
The crazy part is the nurse.
Well, the nurse was asking me questions, too.
She was like, do you bleed easy?
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I'm like, no.
I don't know what the blood pressure.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, as or you could just have some really thick veins like artery walls or some
shit.
I think that's what it is, because remember, I've been taking vitamins for a long time.
Vitamin E digestion.
What does he say?
Oh, man.
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What's not says wait, your blood pressure is that high because of bannishers?
That probably is it because that's our next stream.
We should hook Jeff to a fucking blood pressure reader.
Oh, that shit was annoying as fuck.
My heart was pounding because I'm like, oh, my God, he's almost gone.
It's almost gone.
It's almost gone, bro.
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That probably was it because literally, literally after I played the game, I went to the doctors.
But no, no, they basically said, you should have told them.
Yeah, I've been playing this game called Bannister.
You don't know.
You know, they basically said I should have been I should be in the hospital right now.
But I told them they're like, are you dizzy?
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Does your head hurt? Are you fine?
I said, yeah.
She even started asking me questions that do I have depression?
Do I have this?
Do I have that?
But no, like I said, I was perfectly fine.
So they had to do an EKG on me just to see if my arteries were clogged or anything like that.
Well, doctor come back talking about I got perfect arteries.
I'm like, yes, dude's resting heart rate is 57 beats a minute.
(20:39):
This is he's an alien.
He's an anomaly.
It doesn't make sense.
And then and then I was like, and then so she prescribed me.
So she prescribed me some doesn't make sense high blood pressure medication to bring it down
because until it can get down to a certain number, I cannot have the the teeth pulled.
You remember that promise I told me if he died on the dentist fucking operating.
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I know he'll run up tabletop by himself with Bruce.
Oh, no, I'm doing a live stream of me boxing all the dentists.
Absolutely.
Jeff will set up his tripod.
Live dental crash out.
What the fuck?
Yeah, this is the final triple T, bitch.
Just like I'm going to prison for this.
Table top teeth.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
(21:22):
Everyone's losing theirs today.
Jeff tries his hand at dentistry.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Jeff will start drilling everybody.
Pause.
You what?
Oh, shit.
Watch out.
Man, what the fuck?
No, man, but no.
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No, but yeah, so she basically said I'm supposed to be at the hospital right now.
But I told her I said I work out five days a week, weekends off.
If you ask me to do push ups, sit ups or anything like that, I can do it right in front of you.
She's like, no, I believe you.
And then I was joking because I said the one of the medicines that she gave me to bring down my blood pressure.
She's like, it gets rid of water in your in your body.
And I'm like, oh, is that going to get rid of all my weight?
(22:05):
She's like, she's like, no, it's not.
I'm like, fuck.
It's like I've been struggling with my entire life.
She's like, you're not fat.
You're just dense.
I'm like, what does that mean?
He's like, I can see your muscle.
Yeah.
You just have fat.
You just really dense.
Yeah, no, that's true.
Yeah.
She basically said I'm dense.
Snap.
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So we're still waiting for the show so we can shame shame him.
I'm there.
Washing machine not says tabletop choppers.
Step key crash out table.
(22:48):
It's not doesn't like I do just not.
What do you mean?
What's going on?
No, I didn't tweak it in the government.
Okay.
They tweaked it in the garbage.
No, yeah.
So my entire.
So my entire vacation is that's an absolutely perfect analogy.
(23:09):
Snog.
What regular people are 2% milk.
Jeff is condensed.
You what?
I'm like, I'm going to go to the doctor.
I'm like, I'm going to go to the doctor.
Oh, man.
Big old slice of flan.
I pour slow, not quick.
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Jeff is flying.
No, man.
No.
So after she finished the EKG, I said, am I dying?
She's like, no.
And then she looked at me and walked away.
And then I had to wait till the doctor to come back.
I said, I asked your nurse if I was dying.
And she just walked away.
What's going on?
I'm like, why is your blood pressure so it's just my blood pressure.
(23:54):
So they're sending me tomorrow morning at six forty a.m.
to go do some blood test.
You haven't earned enough experience points in all.
You're finally poke evolving.
Diglett Diglett finally leaving your metapod for trio trio.
Just about to be a butter free.
Free just about to be a butter free.
What the fuck?
I'm a fly like the wind like bullseye.
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No. So yeah, tomorrow I got a blood blood test so they can clone me in Orlando.
And then a visit in the afternoon.
So I've been on these blood pressure methods.
I think she's trying to see how much dosage I need in order to bring it down.
Yeah, but your heart rate is already non-existent.
What in a low blood pressure just kind of be I think I just have very thick veins.
(24:38):
I know. But like your heart rate is only 57 beats.
If your blood pressure is low, that's kind of spoke.
I can the flash it.
What does that mean?
See, all right, you can the flash.
Yeah. Okay.
Explain the flashing.
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Boom. It just happened.
You got slow.
You got slow down the camera.
I was looking at you the whole time.
You didn't even see me move.
I was tick tock dancing behind you.
I'm a slow.
We're gonna play this back.
We're gonna clip it.
Yeah. I better see you there.
No, they're going to need some advanced cameras to slow.
I got it.
You got the AI generated.
(25:20):
I'm dead.
Yeah. Yeah.
So basically that was my vacation.
But no, hopefully after this, it will over some teeth over teeth, bro.
Well, yeah, because they don't want to put you under and then you don't wake back up.
So unless you want you find somebody else that can do this, that'd be dedicated.
I do.
Okay.
There you go.
Absolutely.
(25:45):
We got power tools in the garage.
I'm certified.
But no, definitely.
Check out yesterday's episode morning and night of our gameplay.
And of course, check out to.
Oh, yeah, we did do a double feature.
Double feature.
And then, of course, Tuesday's episode of my trip to the day.
I was exhausted as hell yesterday.
Well, but I wanted to be like, yeah, outside yourself.
(26:08):
No, but I went to bed at like five thirty a.m.
and then woke up at nine thirty in the morning.
You're old.
But like alert as hell.
But you only need four hours.
But then then again, we did.
No, did I do?
Did I take it after the afternoon?
That was Tuesday.
That was Tuesday.
It was Tuesday.
No, no, man.
Once you hit 30, you only need four hours.
(26:29):
All the days are bored.
Oh, man.
Yeah, but I am not ready.
I'm just letting you guys know Saturday is going to suck because I am not ready to face the beast.
I know.
But counter. Oh, I got to set that up for you.
Oh, yeah. I got to set up a death counter for you.
That I'll be watching that.
I'll be watching that at work.
Gunpowder reload is ridiculous.
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I mean, it's like, and then I'm like, what is that?
Run, run.
Sorry, you're not Captain America.
You're not Bucky Barnes.
I'll take I'll take smoke's advice and like aim from from a distance.
It's almost like.
So this is going to be my strategy.
So I'm going to aim from the distance.
And then when it like when it goes down, I'll switch to the girl because she can auto aim and then she can disappear and jump and punch it.
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So I can punch it.
And then when she tangible, when you switch to her, like, can she get damaged?
Yeah, she gets damaged because she's just like, well, remember, she's fighting ghosts.
So ghosts can hurt ghosts.
And humans. Yeah.
And humans. Yeah.
OK. They have an advantage.
She was the ref.
Yeah. Um, to do, to do.
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Snot says, Jeff, don't eat or work out or do literally anything before your appointment.
Don't road rage on the way.
Nothing. And that your blood pressure will be better.
Yeah. She said because I was going to work out with you.
Being in the sun gets his blood pressure up.
Yeah. Because remember, Wednesday I was going to.
That's probably why they told me to do it.
It's 40. No, but remember, I was going to go work out with you yesterday.
And she's like, no, don't even go work out.
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Your blood pressure is almost at 200, 200. Don't do that.
But that's what's crazy.
You'd be doing these crazy workouts with your blood pressure like that.
I didn't. That's what I'm saying.
I think I just have to take you to the new niggas.
I'm the only one except I can't have any any type of food that is.
This is the final form, the most efficient form aerodynamic.
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No hair aerodynamic tossity.
Condensed light skin, you know, compressed muscle, you know, compressed muscle.
I'm going to be like I'm going to be like no solid center of gravity square bill.
No, be like be like a knuckles from Sonic.
I'm a million percent muscle. That's crazy.
That's crazy. It's like on an atomic level, right?
Isn't that what they who is it for the Viltrumites or something?
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Yes. Like their muscles like on an atomic level are like insanely.
And they get stronger every year.
Every right. And they live forever. So that's crazy.
We're very slow. They have like star cores for muscles.
Oh, wow. Muscles. If you get past it, what did you say?
Snot says if you get past 30 deaths, let's just sit in silence for the rest of the stream.
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We can. And smoke can put in RIP.
Jeff quit. But you got to understand. You got to understand something.
When we were when he was streaming, when he was streaming Detroit being human yesterday,
we decided to Google how long my gameplay was. And Jesus.
No, no, no. Not how long your gameplay was. How long it would take like the average.
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That's still a lot. That is 25 hours minimum minimum minimum minimum.
And that's speedrun. It's at 20. Yeah, it's at. Yeah, it's at 20 to 40 speed running.
But if you look for like every book, the achievement 60, 60, 60 to 80 hours.
And I'm like, damn, bro, I'm just going to kill this beast and then go back.
I'm trying to get to Eden. I'm sitting there doing all these side missions.
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It's ridiculous. What happened? 25 hours. No, I'm thinking about that.
Yeah, bro. That's a lot. I've never played a game. 25 hours.
I think the most I've I've done was 15 with The Last of Us.
Really? Yeah, that was 15. And look how long that took.
No, I feel that. I feel that. I think that goes into.
Well, you need a long series, bro. You just need to. It's fine.
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It's fine. Yeah. Again, I'll do three hour gameplays.
I have no issue with that, especially if I get into the story.
Like the story is very good. So I'll continue doing that.
It's just that's crazy.
So not only do I have to make it back to Eden after doing all this,
but I got to defeat the witch and then decide to do the ritual.
And if the rich, let's say the ritual doesn't work, because like I said,
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I haven't watched the gameplays or the trailers or everything like that.
Let's say the ritual doesn't work and she decides to turn evil.
Now I got to fight the person that I love in the game.
You see how crazy that is? Because her consuming so many.
Because if she consumes too much, she evolves into those things,
because those are ghosts that didn't want to move on.
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So they started consuming like a whole abomination.
Basically, yeah, because she basically said, if you watch the first gameplay,
she basically said, you know what you're supposed to do if I die.
You're supposed to banish me or help me ascend.
But he's like, I can never do that. He's going to be right.
That's what I was going to say. So that's why it's going to be weird.
So go ahead, bro.
Last time I said I forgot to tell you all me and smoke have been playing
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this battle simulator game. And yesterday he had a final stand.
I literally sent in 20 K of my troops and he and he on had 400.
Oh, he only had 400 left.
He says the final form blasphemy is he literally wiped 17 K of my troops
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before he got overrun.
Damn. I spoke to share what game was this called again.
Yeah. What is the name of the game?
Mm hmm. This is just called Battle Simulator. OK.
He didn't say what's the name of the game. Yeah.
Drop the drop the name. Drop the link in the description.
Maybe Jeff could download it on PC or something like that.
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I'll probably be able to.
And then you can stream it low mini wars. Build your army.
Build your army. Yeah.
Hey, people, you'd be surprised how many people are interested in just
seeing you create the whole thing and just watching you.
Are we dropping? Are we? No. Well, yeah, but no, not really.
OK, I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So no.
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So I'm I'm a hate Saturday, not not the game and just interacting with you guys.
It's just the fact that I have to fight this beast and I know I'm going to die
a lot because the way he reloads that that rifle takes too long.
Is there something you want to figure out or do you just want to watch like?
No, I don't know. We're going to learn the hard way.
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You don't like watching tutorials. No, that's crazy work.
No, that's the same thing when I did with The Last of Us.
Never watched any gameplay on there or anything like that.
I like to find out for myself.
It was that key tweet. You said final to some form.
Yeah, I'll build different.
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That's what it goes.
We'll see if I know to be different.
Yeah, yeah. But like I said, they said I was I was I just have hypertension.
So I just got to fix that so I can live longer because like I said,
I'm trying to retire in 40. That's what I'm saying.
That's why. And that's the thing.
People are so focused on like getting to a goal.
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It's like I know. Don't take days off.
But like you got to remember your human.
Yeah, your health, your no matter how much money you have, you can't spend it.
If you're sick. Yeah, that's true.
You know, I'm saying you can't do nothing if you're so I'd rather be rich
than healthy than rich and dead.
You get what I mean by that.
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Yes.
Oh, man, you thought I was going to say poor and dead.
No, bro. No, bro.
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Because remember, some people are rich, but they don't take care of their health.
But they don't take. Right.
They just like you got the money to do it.
Why not do it for deviancy? Yeah.
I was like, it just personifies, you know, all the bad, you know, remember this button.
Yeah. Yeah. And they'll focus.
Yeah, man. Like I said, I'd rather be.
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I thought I had pushed it. Not the red button.
The other button that one right here.
I got it. No, I got it.
I mean, no, no, no, he says, hey, man.
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You can't break.
Oh, they're doing it. Yeah.
They're doing the thing. Yeah, man.
They're doing the thing.
You go back. We got it. We really got to do our taxes, bro.
That's on you. I feel like you got to want it.
What do you mean? It's your taxes.
What are you talking about?
I should have taxes.
You're just because your name is on there.
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If you wanted to do it, you would have been like, I don't know.
Look, I'm just like, I'm going to be like, all right, I'll do it.
I'll give you 100 percent. But you got to show me you want.
All right, let's go. We'll do it after this.
You what? He's like, yeah, no, it's going to take you fucking.
Yeah, he's like, hell no.
What the hell?
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Yeah, we were talking about something earlier about just like trying to block out the crazy noise.
Yeah. And and and we we did bring this up because I think like you said, I think the biggest thing a lot of people keep forgetting.
Give them context.
Give them context. Oh, you're talking about you talking about everything that's going on with the.
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Yeah, just what's happening.
Yeah. Everything that's happening with the world misinformation and all that stuff like that, like just being overloaded.
Yeah. They're they're just throwing everything.
And of course, people will only read the headlines, but they won't read the story.
So you're not reading the story is not going to tell you what it is.
But you get a lot of people that just react in the sense of I read a crazy headline and then I go straight to social media and then start spouting crazy crap.
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So I remember something that you said once you said, well, a lot of people don't realize we're just one percent.
All right. All right. I'm trying to follow.
Oh, because I keep jumping. Yes.
OK, so pretty much the the the the the thing is because like the sentiment is with the atmosphere is because of, you know, all the crazy noise that's happening out there.
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You know, I feel like it's just a culmination of everything we talked about over, you know, the years, you know, I'm saying how like echo chambers, you know, dead Internet theory, you know, reinforcement bias and all that.
Like that. Like I feel like this is using this is now we have reached the culmination of all that.
You see, I'm saying like we've now reached a point in time where it's like now all these elements that we've discussed are now working in tandem to essentially just confuse everyone with, you know, crazy headlines that you're reading.
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You know, these crazy news reports that you're hearing, you know, I'm saying, like so it's like
where one side is like, OK, we're winning and everything that we said was going to be done.
And then the other side is like they're only reading the headlines and not actually digging into the nuggets to see what's actually being done.
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Yeah. You see what I'm saying.
So it's like now you have a case where you have, you know, essentially everyone is confused as to what truth is, you know, what's actually happening in the world.
And, you know, like how to sort through all the bullshit.
You know what I'm saying? And we and that just kind of came to mind because we're watching a video earlier. Shouts out, I've been preach.
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We're watching a video earlier how Abba just recently came across, you know, bots, the dead Internet theory.
How it was like he realized that essentially there were Twitter bots, Instagram bots, whole fake accounts with like images scrubbed from the Internet, even YouTube bots, right?
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Even YouTube bots that were generating and having deep intellectual thoughts and conversations with people in the comments rage baiting.
Yeah. So like people are having full on rage bait arguments with a very sophisticated bot.
You see what I'm saying? And there's been cases where like two bots come across each other and now they're both arguing.
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Yeah. And now you have two bots stuck in an argument of loop arguing with each other and there's not a real person in there.
Well, it's like what Jimmy said with the AI robot that told the other robots to go home, right? To go home.
You see what I'm saying? Where it's like now some normal person is going to come across this interaction and see it as legitimate.
Yeah. Yeah. Unless you can lose.
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You know what I'm saying? Because this AI can scrub the Internet for as many sources as it needs scrub Reddit for any image, scrub Wikipedia, YouTube, whatever.
It has access to infinite sources so it can create these realistic responses, you know, to interact with the broader public.
Exactly. And people fall for this.
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And this moves, you know, the sentiment where you can have an entire thread of bots and there's only maybe like a thousand real humans in that entire thread.
You see what I'm saying? But like anybody can go across that and be like this thing has a million interactions, but 40 percent of them are fake.
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Yep. Even the ones that seem legitimate where they're having full on conversations. Well, this bot has access to all your social media information.
It can, you know, calculate what search your picture, reverse image search your picture, search your handle, look at your friends list.
You see what I'm saying? See who you're following.
And it can create these tailored responses that can, you know, based off of everything based off of all the information that's scrubbed off of you.
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And these are like actual things to do to snot says Jeff's did you read the story I sent you all snot says also says click bait did irreparable damage to our society.
That's real. That's real. That's real.
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Oh, jeep step key. Jeff's. Do you know the bird is the word story?
What was it recently? Is it the lamp?
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Is she talking about the disturbing read it.
Do do do. What is that one of the articles that she sent to us? But this was like the 31st of January.
But other than that, I think can you recent it's not.
Please push. I lose stuff.
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Yeah, that's the perspective really makes it seem like GTA. Yeah. Where somebody was ordering something from from a drive through and then the plane crashed and then he looked at it and then kept going to
to get his food after the plane crash. Oh word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's that though. No, that's crazy word.
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Yeah, no, no, that was real. Like when it crashed. Yeah, because she said story. But yeah, yeah. When it crashed. Yeah. But you still have a lamp story. I wanted to hear your response.
The lamp story.
Was it like a lamp.
Okay, so
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yeah, man, that's just, I don't know.
I don't know if you can hear me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You said no, you go listen on live while
you're on the phone.
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Yeah, what is this
okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
You saw the response I gave you on that says I said the original story to but these dyslexic kings would die reading it out. Okay, give me like a summary like a chicken wrap or get the fuck out the house.
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Is it haunted.
Jeff, the lamp, the base of the lamp is blurry.
And that gets that. That was a plane.
Yeah, it does that. Yeah, I was about to say you can have this house. I'm done literally in the fly zone.
For RSW we don't talk about lamp and it does.
No bro we don't do that shit.
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So yeah, so the lamp was blurry the base of it is blurry and he thought it was it was his vision being impaired or anything like that but it's not. It's the actual lamp. And then on the corner of his eye.
It's it moved it's upside down now. You know, it's you get the fuck out the house. I feel that but like when I take my glasses off everything is blurry Jeff. Do I just jump out of.
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So he's never in reality so alright so we're safe. We're safe as long as it doesn't come towards me we're good. I would leave the house to him he can have Bruce. I'm good. I'm not about that life I don't need without my glasses I can't see the threat.
I can't see it. It's not real. That's true. It's not real to me. It's not real. I can't see it.
I've been able to see since birth.
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What the hell.
Not says, no.
Also smoke knows about this one too.
He wants to do another like collab.
Oh like a spooky. Oh yeah discord spooky. Don't they love doing like scary movies and like Valentine slashers and stuff. Is that still a thing.
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Yeah, Valentine's day slashers what's dropping this. It's called about I think it's called Valentine slasher.
Is it really called Valentine slasher Joe.
No, I'm typing in Valentine slasher films.
Megan is it Megan Megan Megan is as that March. It's called hard ice.
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He kills on valentine's that like Netflix. No, it's in theaters straight to VHS. No, in theaters straight to you torn bootleg.
It's not not it doesn't end on Goldberg. Did you get to the end. No, I didn't because I heard a blurry and flip by itself and I was like ghost. So it's probably like some matrix reality.
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What is it. What is it. If you can if you can give you the brief.
How long was the video.
11 minutes.
11 minutes. Yeah, 11 times.
Man man squidward.
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11 times. I see it happen.
No, you see this before 11 times.
I was talking about what was going on. And yeah, yeah. So yeah, he learned he learned he learned what was what was real was fake like especially on the internet like and even preach giving them the perspective that he was he was basically saying.
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I understand it's like the wheel. It's like when they invented the wheel I knew the trajectory that the wheel was going to take, but people. So he's not surprised. So he wasn't surprised by by bots, interact the results right being free roaming and doing their own thing, but for everybody else, but for everybody else their reaction to certain things that have that's happening today is very surprising because in their mind they don't think it's ever going to happen because we have this mindset where we're so comfortable.
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We're so comfortable where we were we're at.
Wait, that's a real thing though. Yeah, there's like people who can't think outside beyond beyond no no like they lack mental images like they can't form mental images, I'll look it up soon.
Let me read Snots comments real quick. It's not says okay it'll sound dumb as fuck with the ending spoiled because the whole idea of the story is that it's true but the lamp started looking funny and he fixated on it and the lamp basically woke him up from a coma.
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And his whole life was a lie. He didn't have the perfect life with his wife and kids as different so it is a matrix.
Yeah, for sure he woke up. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. Hopefully you can go back to sleep.
Do you really want to go to sleep. No, no bro. No, I'd rather just suffer. I like this. I like this. Yeah, at least it's real though. Yeah, yeah, like you feel me.
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That's true.
That's true. What was I gonna look up again.
The bots.
No, are we done talking having that conversation. No, there's something I was going to look up real quick.
Hey, I know you guys were listening. Can you quickly remind me what I can you can you backtrack because Jeff distracted me Jeff ruined my train. What are you talking about.
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He went into a deep depression after that.
And the red cross I think he was saying like he didn't know how to continue living.
Damn.
I was in a coma. Is meat pewter.
It's meat pewter tweaked acted up.
Yeah, man. Um, but like you said, nobody can. We live, we live such in a safe bubble. Oh, that's what I was gonna look up things Jeff. We live such in a safe bubble in the, in the United States that we can never imagine anything crazy or, or bad happening, because
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we can go to sleep at night without worrying about danger or bombs or anything like that falling on top of us like back in the day like in World War.
There we go. That is what it's called. I'm sorry for cutting you off. What is it. But I gotta say this before I forget it gotcha go a fantasia that is what is called, which is why there are some people who cannot literally see or think about the future.
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They cannot see their stuff or things going wrong. Yeah, like the constantly in the current.
Like, that's crazy shit. Yeah, because I'll give you a perfect example when I was checked when I was checking in I had one of the nurses say I gotta make sure I stay healthy because I want to retire for right, because they're just literally constantly living in the now.
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Currently, now reality is being processed. Now, instantly, there is no foresight. There's no retrospect. Now, now, now, now, now, now, that's crazy. Once behind goes they don't know that's actually crazy as fuck.
That's crazy as fuck is that is that what you call an NPC and I don't mean that in like a mean way but like, I think that's what it is something that is just reacting to the current.
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Yeah. And that's what it is and it's like, but before I go down this rabbit hole let me actually read the people are who are unable to visualize images in their mind have a condition called a fantasia.
It is not a disability or medical condition and people with a fantasia can still think remember and process information and other ways symptoms, inability to picture things in their minds.
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Difficulty recalling past experience and visual details difficulty imagining how objects move and rotate in space, reduce ability to remember the past imagine the future and dream.
That's spooky. What are you even doing.
What is, what is anything worth. Like what do you what do you look forward to.
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What. Wow, that's spooky. Okay, how it is studied.
What is studied sensory measures, such as changes in skin conductance and responsive to motive stories lack of people response to bright imagery training programs improve imagery ability.
How it affects people many people with a fantasia just without knowing they process information differently than most, they can cause frustration and limit their ability to properly do or recall certain things.
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People with a fantasia can still think remember process information and other ways, such as through sounds numbers or words, it is estimated that about 4% of the population experience a fantasia.
That's crazy work.
So they don't have an imagination.
But like, what does that feel like.
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Don't know. How do you just that is truly just being.
Well sometimes you'll pass people on the street that.
But I think I think you'll probably see somebody with a fantasia 4% now.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, would you say like certain people that look at you different like especially responses that you give them.
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You think that's that's what it is.
I don't know, because, because when when you get like, because these people can't visualize ideas like I got you. You see I'm saying like that's different from that's different than just not.
Right. Having bad judgment or whatever.
I got you. You know saying like some of these people can't even recall past events, or, you know, I'm saying like visualize or make predictions like that's what they're really good with numbers.
(54:52):
Now that's actually crazy.
That's actually kind of that makes sense. It's kind of nuts.
That's kind of nice. It's kind of nuts to to to smoke says have you heard of Dr. No sleep.
No.
It's not says, Oh, those people with a fantasia I classify as NPCs right you feel me like they're just, and I mean that in the least disrespectful way possible but it's like they just run through the world.
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I don't know like, ain't no different than a quest giver.
Man.
Ain't no different in a quest giver dog like how you even read a book, a fantasy book dude.
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That's somebody would know that doesn't really have the vision.
Like, if you ask them where do you see yourself in like two years or five years they came and give you a response.
They're like do you want to move up or do you what do you see a bigger picture or do you, you want to do anything more but they can never give you a response because the way their mentality works is, I see the now and there's nothing else.
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And I just didn't make money to survive and that's it.
I don't know.
I don't know but you don't find those people in like bad positions, they're usually very successful. Yeah, but they, but what is it is it because they cannot be distracted.
They choose not to be.
But it's not a choice they just can't.
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You see I'm saying, do do do not says I mean it disrespectfully to.
What she said with all disrespect.
Shame with all disrespect smoke says, do do do.
Why did this pop up, get out of here.
Get out of here.
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Yeah, click on the probably one of those, the comments.
Okay.
It's not smoke says I can't even argue with snot last episode I heard from run for your one. Okay, they don't do anything.
Okay, only 119 episodes that's a lot for who I think they're running a series or something.
Okay.
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Probably doing a series.
That's pretty neat.
That's pretty neat. We had that's just something to think about man like, I know it's easy to get like, you know, it's easy to get caught up in the, in the, in the cool later the sauce but it's like, if you, if you like we always say if you do your due diligence
on your research and you actually look into what is said and don't just take it at face value like a lot of people do, like again we always hear your their people's news is literally social media.
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And it's like, you can't literally rely. Yeah, you can't rely on the news but literally, if you Google fact check it or anything like that and you're not just saying it because of course you can't trust the media either.
But it's like if you do your own research you'll be able to look and find something close or resembling to the answer instead of going based off of how somebody feels because if I don't like a person, I'm going to be biased against that person, especially if I'm
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reporting the news about that. Oh, this person destroyed this for a lot of people, and they didn't do that and then if all you read is the headline or the first listen to the first paragraph that they say, then you're done, because you're automatically
going to assume that's it that's all I need. Now I can go out and regurgitate what I listened to a non news person said, because that's what I believe because I don't like that person so if I only decided, oh this thing got 80 million retweets.
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Yeah, exactly. So it must be true. Bye bye. So exactly so it must be true and you who controls X. That's crazy. We're right.
He long bow the biggest bottom exactly. What do you think he's he's King bot. But exactly. So it's like, if you if you're just listening to it and you're not doing your research by I've been seeing nothing but videos of people saying that, oh, the Doge has released this that this and the other, but then nobody's researching what they actually did or did not do it's just I don't like you so I'm gonna choose this side or I don't like you and I'm gonna choose this side.
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It is what it is. You just activity. Yeah, that's what it is. But again, a lot of people aren't aren't trying their efforts or due diligence to figure out what it is. It's just whatever is in front of my face or whatever my feet gives me because it's an algorithm.
If you if you feel like you know some things you just got to draw home though you feel me. Yeah, it's like you just stop saying it. You know, even you know, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. You just can't not stop saying you can't. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
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That's it. Um what else sir I got nothing about you. You ready to go back to work. I'm ready to go back to work. Yeah. Well, I hope so. You hope so. I hope my knee can money.
Oh gosh you got your robotic robotic covers. I can't wait to get by on a knee caps. You know what that's a setup for a roast.
(01:00:15):
That's crazy. I set myself up.
I set myself up bro.
My knees robotic knee cap. My knees will never get tired bro. That's crazy work. Pause. That's crazy work.
That's crazy work bro. Oh man. But yeah man. Hopefully everything goes the way it plays. It'll go good.
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It will. It will. Absolutely. We'll make it happen bro. We'll make it happen.
It'll go good. You know what I'm saying. It always gets worse before it gets better.
Always always always. I always notice that. It does. You got burning down before you build it up.
You ready for Valentine's Day? Am I? Are you?
Wait is it on? See I was going to say the dumbest shit ever Friday the 13th. No it's on Friday the 14th.
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And then Super Bowl which I don't think anybody. Super duper. The super de duper.
Really care much for. I think it's more of a I just want to buy a whole ton of stuff and celebrate it regardless if they're not my team.
Oh I feel that right. But this is a chance at history right Pat Mahal's. Yeah. So it literally.
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Yeah because it literally used to be like a holiday where it literally used to be a day where the two favorite teams that made it to the Super Bowl would celebrate.
Because we're old. Now they just do Super Bowl parties. So everybody celebrates it.
OK what's a Super Bowl party? You just buy shit. You invite your people. You grill. You put on the game.
And you walk. I remember back in the day Super Bowl parties were really Super Bowl parties. I'm telling you bro.
(01:02:01):
You feel like there was really super like motherfuckers was tailgating like crazy type shit. Nowadays everything's like live stream.
We cook this case. Oh yeah. Yep exactly. What the fuck. And then now now we've also noticed to like watch me watch someone.
You know the Super Bowl. Studios aren't even paying one to two million to release trailers for a 30 second trailer.
(01:02:23):
Now they're just releasing on YouTube because they realize they can make more money on YouTube than to really sell the Super Bowl.
So I don't even know why they still have they already. Yeah. Are we get have they gotten to that point where we're V.R.ing sports events live sports events.
Oh no. Like is there a V.R. for the Super Bowl. I haven't not seen that yet.
Let me see. You said I have not seen that yet. Is there V.R. for Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl Super Bowl.
(01:02:57):
Bro Bruce is gone. And man I have it knocked out. Yes you can watch the Super Bowl in virtual reality using apps like Big Screen and MetaQuest.
You can also watch the Super Bowl halftime show in 360 V.R. on your mobile device. That's pretty neat.
(01:03:19):
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Um I think you got anything else. I don't know sir. No sir no sir no sir.
Actually got a you got to do some therapy for the knees or the kidney. I have to go see a specialist. Oh yeah see you think they'll be able to just put gel in between the knees or just.
(01:03:40):
Yeah yeah like give my knee Botox. Yeah like the soft gel give my knee a BBL. Yeah there you go. Give BBL knee caps. I got knee surgery. Make my knees clap.
I don't think it's all that. Guys I will see you Saturday but thank you again for joining us at the tabletop. If you want to catch and watch our ugly mugs on Tuesdays and Thursdays we're on Spotify Apple podcast Pandora Deezer.
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It's not says double cheeked up knees bro yes sir.
Before the industry.
I think I like my blast. Jimmy black coffee. Yes sir. Thank you thank you for stopping by. It's not always gonna be number one on here. Absolutely. It's not is just undefeated. It's a galactic you know just gap bro. It's like she knows young niggas ain't catching her bro.
(01:05:13):
You might as well just archive it.
Exactly.
Good night.
My best friend.
Growing up.
I didn't want to leave the hotel.
Straight horse.
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Straight horse.
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