Story Time Bald Heads Trip To The Dentist

On today's episode, Bald head recounts his visit to the dentist. We also dive into his batman psychopathy. Bruce's name origins and we have a little banter about The New Fantastic 4. And finally, Who Would Win?

Episode Transcript

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Yeah. That thing still hurts my ear.
Bro, something sounded different when you...
Yeah, but you can't hear so we're keeping it on there.
When you started yapping, I could hear your teeth, bro. They sound new. Your teeth sound

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new, bro.
Nah, they sound fake.
You have an ear?
Oh man, no, they gave me a...
Your whole mouth transplant?
Bro.
They said that.
What'd they do to you, bro?
They said I was gonna die.
Is that what they did?
They did everything. Nah, they... No, man, it's been almost a decade because they asked
me the last time. All right, so...

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Just in case you guys didn't know, my vacation... We talked about last week about my vacation
being about going to get a checkup at the dentist and turns out it's...
Getting a tune up on his...
I'm getting a tune up in my mouth. You know, I've never had so many fingers in my mouth.
You what?
I've never had so many fingers in my mouth. But it's wild. It's wild.
It's not just chomper talk.

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Yeah, chomper talk. But yeah, yeah, yeah. So no, basically I went in, they basically were
checking to see if I was getting any gum disease, see if I needed any fillings, see how many
cavities I had, what I needed to do. And I need a lot done to my mouth. Pause.
It's a crazy word.
It is. So this entire week has been dedicated to just fixing what's...

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And y'all see his teeth, right? You just assume, wow, his teeth are fine and healthy and perfect.
And I think that's the common misconception with a lot of people that don't...
It's all the outside, right?
Yeah, yeah. So even though you look at my gums, they're pink, they're not swollen, they're
not anything, they don't look infected.
Your teeth are nice, straight, white. Your gums are pink and all that.

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I won't say, straight.
Shut up. They are.
No, I wasn't gonna say that.
They're naturally white. They're not creepily...
Oh, the weird white. Like when Ross got to his teeth.
Yeah, when they looked weird.
When he turned off the light and he was smiling. You can see. You know the crazy part too is
when I was laying on the chair, they were playing friends on TV.
Oh, I feel like that's such a universal show, bro. I feel like that's how 90% of the world

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learns English.
It's funny because as the doctor was grinding down one of my two teeth, they were literally
watching the show and laughing while they were doing this.
Wait, you just raised the important thing.
What?
Two teeths or two tooths. Because once you get to three, it's teeth.

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Two tubes.
Two teeth.
Two teeth.
Two teeth, right?
So I said teeth. Two teeths.
No, just teeth.
Oh, two teeth.
Yeah.
No, not with an S.
No S.
Okay, I got you.
No, no, no. Because you said...
Tooth is plural. Teeth is more.
Right. Teeths.
At what point would you use teeths?
I don't think you would. I think that's something...
He pulls teeths.

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Or no?
Something that would make up... Oh no. Wait, wait, wait. What about when a baby's teething?
He teeths.
He teeths.
Oh, that'd probably be the only time.
Yeah.
Sensation.
All right, go ahead. Go ahead.
We solve the problem.
Solve the problem.
Yeah, yeah. So no. So I went in on Monday and they were testing my gums for bleeding

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and they're like, do I floss? I said, yeah, I floss every day, but my gums still blood.
And they said that's early signs of... What the fuck did you call it?
Periodontal?
No.
Ginger Vitis.
Not Ginger Vitis.
Periodontal?
No, gum disease.
Periodontal.
That's another word for it.
Let me fact check myself because I'd be thinking I know everything.

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Yeah, yeah. So they said you have really early stages of gum disease and they're like, it's
weird because apparently she sticks a needle between the gums and she's like, if your gums
bleed then you might have early stages of gum disease or gum disease period. She says

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you have the really early stages of gum...
Periodontal disease, also known as gum disease, is an inflammatory condition that affects
the tissue surrounding and supporting the teeth.
Yeah.
Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool.
So she would poke the corners of all my teeth and then she would just be saying numbers
to the dental assistant. And then apparently she's like, yep, you have early stages of

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gum disease. That's what we're going to do. We're going to clean the uppers. Then after
that we're going to... She's going to put medicine in between the gums to stop it. And
then she's going to send medicine in order for me to...
You what?
Snod says...
I do that.

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Tooth and you need to chew on rocks like a dog.
I do that sometimes, you know.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Bruce's teeth are amazing. You probably should buy some
dentist sticks for yourself.
Oh my God. I'm probably going to break my teeth. I'll be chewing on that shit forever.
I need some dentist sticks for yourself.
Is that a hint of meat?
That's crazy work.

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Yeah, bro. Yeah, but they did... No, so she finished checking that. So she cleaned my
uppers. She inserted the medicine in between my gums and then she sent me to get medicine
just to stop with the... Then she gave me this... Then she gave me... I didn't know that there
was medicated Colgate that you can only get over the gums.

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Like prescription Colgate?
Prescription Colgate.
What does it do?
Like it literally...
Prescription Colgate.
Because it literally...
What the fuck it got in it?
It's just like, can I sell this?
What the fuck prescription Colgate got in it?
It's a Colgate RX. So I don't know what exactly is in it, but she says it's for sensitivity
and I think there's a medicine in there that helps with the infection. Then she gave me

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this... There you go. That's it right there.
Why is Colgate RX prescription only? Due to the high amounts of fluoride in the toothpaste
and in the wrong hands can be dangerous like children.
Okay, see Floridex. I've used Floridex because I remember the one time I went to the dentist.

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I can't remember.
In another alternate universe.
In a different timeline. And they gave me a whole giant bottle of pure fluoride and
it was like this clear gel that I had to mix with water and then swig. Okay, so then that's
what that is.
Yeah, but she said I can only use it for 10 days.
Yeah, it's gonna...

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Yeah, it will destroy you.
It'll mess you up.
Yeah, so it's only there to destroy the germs or anything like that. And of course I cannot
flood... Yeah, that's it right there. I don't think anybody can see that.
Hey, you should probably give me the rest. Is that illegal? Is that like a drug sale
or something?
I mean...
It's a prescription toothpaste.
What do you do with it?

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Like no, for real. Is that illegal? Is that like...
I don't know, but we'll allegedly talk about it because we just can't be like giving...
Bro, it's toothpaste.
Toothpaste.
Bro, who for the prosecute toothpaste?
Bro, it's a drug.
Little D, you know.
Little D, yeah, exactly.
It's a crazy word.
Yeah, but no, so she gave me that plus what you were talking about and they sent me home.

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Today was the grinding of the teeth. They were going to yank my two wisdom uppers out
because remember I told you I had the crack one plus the other one started getting the
cavity, but because my blood pressure was so high, they said they couldn't do it. So
I have to go to the doctor tomorrow to get cleared before I can get those yanked out.

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And then they have to surgically remove the bottoms because...
Has anyone ever died on a dentist table?
Or in a dentist chair?
Well, if their blood pressure's high. Because the first thing the doctor asked me is, are
you squeamish or do you...
You freak out?
Do I freak out? And I'm like, no, but he's like, well, due to the fact that your blood

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pressure is high, we don't want to take that risk. On top of that, like you said, the anesthesia
raises your blood pressure. So...
Why though?
I don't know. Well, because I guess...
If it's supposed to...
I guess some people can't do shit under pressure.
It's a pain blocker.
I think it's the noise. Like when you see...
They give me earplugs in the face mask.
You know when you used to watch those old TV shows or cartoons where the kid didn't want

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to go to the dentist because they would hear the drill.
Yeah.
Freaking Finding Nemo.
Yeah, basically. Yeah. And I think that's what it was. So people got that trope from
that. But everybody's not me. You get what I'm saying?
I feel it.
So I get it.
So in the first estimate though, I've known you my whole life. You see what I'm saying?

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And I know how much care... You're almost OCD when it comes to your teeth. So it's like...
When it comes to clean.
When it comes to being clean, period.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Uh, shit.
Absolutely.
You better shut up.
Yeah, we're digging.
When it comes to...
You already know what I'm talking about.
When it comes to being clean, so it's like...
If you're having to go through that, imagine someone who just brushes and flosses.

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And that's the thing too. They said it's not just brushing and flossing because you can
do that all the live long day.
What the fuck is it? You got a laser treat your shit? Fucking x-ray blasts the fucking
bacteria. That's crazy work.
Sometimes sometimes shit...
You understand what I'm saying, right? Like, okay, it's 2025. These are the treatments
they have available for your mouth.
Yes.
But 10 years ago, you were telling me the treatments available for my mouth then was

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going to save my teeth.
My teeth, yeah. But then of course, remember, science is forever evolving.
Right. But still, the threat of my teeth being lost.
Right. Still remains.
That's why when I was there, I was like, see, that's why when I was there, I told them,
I'm like, man, I'm so glad I was born in this era because I'm like, I feel sorry for people
back in the 1800s, the 1700s. Them motherfuckers, they just pulled their teeth, got gum disease,

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wore fake things, mouth infections, sores.
Ivory teeth. Was it wooden teeth? Yeah, absolutely. Crazy words.
See, that's a... See, Smokes Snot says extra fluoride fucks up your teeth. But that's a
thing. They say that, but then they say something else. Like I was telling her, I floss, I use
peroxide with water. And then she's like, oh, don't do that. But I said, I use pro-nanmo.

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Oh, okay, that's good. And I'm like, okay.
So does it cancel it out?
I guess it cancels it out because I'm not using...
How does that... That's not a thing in real life.
I don't get it, bro.
Oh, just cancels it out. Just do this one thing and then do this... And then it just
cancels it out.
Well, yeah, because I guess... Because you're eating it away, but then when you brush your

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teeth, it brings it right back.
Can you build enamel? I thought they said once you lose enamel, it's gone forever.
No. So that's what pro-nanmo is for. And it's been...
But does it build?
Yes. Yes. It builds it right back. That's what the seal on the dentist...
Crazy words.
Yeah, because they only had Sensodyne, remember, 10 years ago. Then they invented pro-nanmo
because remember, they kept coming out with those commercials that says, once you lose

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your pro-nanmo, your enamel, it never comes back. And then they came out with a... They
figured out a way to bring it back or strengthen it.
They kept having them doctors commercials and shit. I remember that.
Snot says, no, it messed up mine because the concentration was too high a dose.
Oh, the fluoride.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's crazy that they actually misprescribed you.

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Yeah, that's fucked up you better.
That's actually kind of fucked up.
Damn.
You what?
And then they're going to charge her to fix her teeth, too.
Yep. Yeah, exactly.
That's how they keep me coming back.
Exactly.
Yeah, that's how they keep me coming back.
Snot says, if you're using it undiluted, it's what your dentist was probably saying, but
since it's in a toothpaste and you use a small amount, it should be OK.

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Well, I told her I use... Yeah, I didn't say dilute it with water. That's probably why she
said don't do that.
Oh, that you dilute it with water.
Yeah, I forgot to tell her that because I told her I use hydrogen peroxide, but I probably
forgot to tell her that I dilute it in water. I don't just use it straight out because they
said it's going to eat your teeth away.
No, no. So yeah, today they shaved down two of my...

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Mollers?
Yep, Mollers. And of course, in order to put the crowns on, which are more stronger than
fillings, because fillings are temporary, they needed to make it flat. So the doctor
that I had, he's a professional perfectionist. So he's like, man, I'm sorry, I got to go
back down on your teeth because I want to get it perfectly fat. He's like, I'm a perfectionist.

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I said, bro, you saving my teeth. I don't give a shit what you do.
I'm dead. You feel like at some point you're just going to get all caps or just...
No.
Just give in the ears or implants.
No, it's not that.
No.
Just having...
Now you have a permanent fake smile. You can chomp through anything. What? You can eat

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diamonds. What?
But no, no, I'm good. If I keep doing the six month, if I keep going every six months
and then making sure I treat my mouth real well, then I should be fine. Because again,
it was almost a decade ago that I went and I just got fillings and they did a cleaning,
but then that was a decade ago.
So now you got to make it a... Are you going to make it a habit?

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Yes. Yeah, I got to make it a habit. It's not... And then I was talking to Skyler and
he was basically saying it's like 80 bucks because he's going to Aspen tomorrow to get
just his cleaning.
80 bucks.
Just to get his cleaning. And he's like, yeah, it's like 80 bucks. And even if they have
to do a little bit extra, 120 is the max that you'll pull out of pocket because your insurance
covers most of it.
It's just you're getting all the work done now so you could just maintain it.

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Yes.
I feel like.
Yeah. So...
Just spend a minute.
I'll just say that I can maintain it and then we can move on from that. Go ahead.
Snot says, I was prescribed fluoride pills as a kid because PA didn't have fluoride in
the tap water and it stained my teeth because the pills were chewable and not diluted in
water so it directly affected it.

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Oh, that's cool.
Plus you had baby teeth too.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. They always say don't... Even in the little info thing, it says...
I'll show you guys. Bam. It even says right there, due to the high amounts of fluoride
in toothpaste in the wrong hands, it can be dangerous. Like children.

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Yeah.
Like children. So I would...
For kids.
I would... And like you said, the early signs of gum disease is your gums receding, not
just the inflammation part of it too. So if you see more of your teeth showing, then that's
not a good thing.
You mean that angular down part of your teeth?
Yes. They said the earlier you catch it, the better. You get what I'm saying?

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Can you regrow your gums?
I don't know about...
That's a Googleable question.
Yeah, that's probably a Googleable question. Or what's your gums recede? Is that it? Does
your gums regrow back?
Can you... Well, I'm pretty sure we like some stem cell shit, right?
Yeah.
Oh, wow. It's like it knows what we're talking about.

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That's a crazy word. That's crazy word. It knows. It knows.
The knows.
Gum recession is a condition where the gums... While it is generally not possible to completely
reverse gum recession, there are treatments available that can help.
Regenerate some lost tissue. Some surgery... Why? Gumb grafts? Come on, bro. Get out of

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here. Improve the appearance of gums.
So it's like your gum receding, is that just like...
That's permanent.
Like it just rotted away?
That's it.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. So that's...
Wow.
But she's like, we called it at the earliest stage, so let's stop it from not just the

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gum disease getting worse.
No, that's actually kind of good though that you're this far in your life and it's at its
earliest stage.
Yeah, yeah. People probably lost most of their teeth when they're like...
Yeah, right then. Yeah. They've already started losing some teeth.
And I've even heard from the receptionist, she's like, yeah, I've seen people younger
than you in their teens losing all their teeth.

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Right.
So...
Right. That's crazy shit. Crazy shit. Yes sir, Walter. Walter, brother. Yes sir, Walter's
in the chat. Walter says, crazy work.
Yeah, crazy work. So right now I got to... until the caps are done, I got temporaries
in my mouth right now. So you won't be able to tell even though...

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What kind of insurance are you going in there with that, bro? Because you're describing
a lot of work. That's... you see what I'm saying. You describe...
You want me to say it on here?
You're describing a lot of work.
You want me to say...
Can you give the average viewer...
The cost?
The cost of everything? Hold on. Let me say what I had to do. So they told me I had three

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caps that needed to be put in my mouth. They needed to pull the uppers and the lowers,
and then they need to... they clean the uppers and the... tomorrow... not tomorrow, but Wednesday,
they're going to clean the lowers. But all that together was $12,000. They said without
insurance it would have been $16,000.
That's crazy.

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But if you want to know what insurance I got, it's...
I got a major discount.
You what?
Watch out, man.
Yeah. Yeah. So no, I got PBO. PBO. So if you get HMO, it's not going to cover any of that

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shit.
It's not covering any of it.
Yeah. PBO is like five bucks.
Is that a thing that's just statewide now?
Yeah.
They've been dropping a lot of HMOs.
Yeah.
So HMO is government healthcare too, right?
I believe so. On top of that, it's like a buck 85 a week if you work for the company
I work for, but if you want the PBO, it's $5.85 a week. So it gets you more opportunities

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and benefits, and plus it'll cover a lot. It covered the x-rays and the cleaning, so
I didn't have an issue with that. See what I'm saying?
So the only thing that you'll do... because remember, when you go to specialists, your
co-pay is 80 bucks, but because I did all that the first time, I'm not paying anything
out of pocket, so it's all being included in everything, the 12 grand that I'm paying

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for. So every time I go to the office, I don't lay down 80 bucks. It's just I walk in, all
right, we checked you in, then I leave. You see what I'm saying?
And then that's rolled to the...
That rolled to the, yes. Yeah, rolled to... I already paid for all that ahead of time.
Right. I gotcha. I gotcha.
So I don't have to keep going in, she said. Yeah.
But that's crazy.

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But that's what I'm saying.
That's crazy.
And it's like, that's what people... but that's why people don't want to go to the dentist,
especially if they don't have insurance. But you got to understand, insurance covered most
of the 12,000. The rest I have to do like a monthly plan, but it's not bad. So, but
it's like 110 a month. But like I said, I would rather get my mouth fixed now and not

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have to deal with shit later.
That's going to suck later, bro.
Exactly.
Oh, I've seen it.
Because I know people are like dentures are like 20,000, 25,000.
Bro, you're stupid, depending on the quality.
Depending on the quality.
You know, like, dude, it's stupid.
If you want the drill or if you want the...
And even the process until you arrive there. Okay, let's say now your teeth start rotting,
your gums start rotting, right? And it's like the pain starts setting in. You're in pain

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all the time. Even to get those removed, that's a lot more expensive than that.
Because they got to remove all the teeth, then they got to wait for you to heal. After
that, they got to drill metal things into the bones.
So they can...
Anchors or whatever.
Anchors. And then dentures are like 20,000 to make.
It's crazy.
Yeah. So it's more expensive.
So you're starting off from dentures to implants to veneers to caps, whatever. Snot says, so

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you haven't been since you changed your diet.
Bald head?
So you haven't been since you changed your diet. So the gum disease could be those two
things.
Smoke! Bald head, potato. Yes, sir. Welcome, welcome, brother.
Welcome, sir.
Glad to have you in here, my man.
Yeah.
Good to see you.
So the next one says, are you censoring yourself on purpose? How's tax season for y'all?

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What do you mean censoring ourselves?
Are you censoring yourselves on purpose?
You must have.
What did I censor?
You must have.
Did I? I don't know. Sometimes I self-censor where I know I'm going to say the cuss word.
So I'll just say the first letter and then the last letter.
No, yeah. But yeah, all that was 12 grand. But the insurance covered everything, but

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the bottom wisdom teeth that have to be surgically removed because they said it's more in the...
Those aren't covered within the...
Not just that. It's because she said because they're so deep into the vein...
I got you.
...that it has to be surgically removed because you literally have that... I can believe that.

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That's crazy.
And then table top topics ends and Jeff will be doing the body...
You know I would fight you, bro, if you died at the dentist, bro.
You know how dumb that would be, bro?
That's why they're bringing the surgeon in.
You know how dumb that would be, bro?
Well, because remember, as soon as they pull out the teeth, they have to... Well, this

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is where you're going to have to drive me home because if they don't give me laughing
gas then I'm going to go to sleep, but they're going to have to burn the vein so I don't
bleed out. Then they have to sew it.
Sew like suture dissolving thing.
Suture the gums.
I got you.
Yeah. So that's why you need to...

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Oh, God.
Yeah, yeah. You know, like what they did with mom.
Damn, that was a minute ago, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she had to go to a different facility to get that done. You know what I'm
saying?
Oh, man. Snot says, how's tag season for y'all? Smoke. Potato, did you see the recent post?
Was it your throwback post? The second Minecraft Star Wars post? Or did you post something?

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Because I was taking a midday nap, bro.
Yeah. We are old.
I was hitting the hay hard, bro.
We old men. Yeah.
Crazy words.
Bruce, Jeff and I had to take our...
We took a power nap.
I had to go crazy.
Our old man naps.
It was crazy, bro. It was nice.
What was it? Taxis? No, we haven't even started.
So we have to gather all our digital paperwork, our digital footprints on everything we purchased

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last year, because remember, we got to do our taxes with the business.
All our expenses, all the money that came in.
Yep, yep. All that came in and all that went out. But yeah, no, no, no. We haven't even
started that yet, but we got to start.
We do it because it's going to take us longer.
Yeah. Yeah, we got to do it tomorrow.

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We can do it after I get out of Millennial. Millennial. Millennial.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, we'll do it after I do it.
Yeah, we can do that.
Because I might do a morning stream of...
Oh, that's fire.
And then you can do a night.
Well, that would be good for me because actually, I end up moving tomorrow night's stream earlier.
Oh, you want to do it earlier?
No, no, no. Well, because I had a phone call and now I have an obligation a little bit

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later in the day.
Oh, okay.
So I might move the stream back just maybe an hour, an hour and a half.
Oh, so eight o'clock?
No, I thought I always stream at seven.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'll probably stream at like five or four thirty or something.
Oh, you said move it back, not forward.
Yeah, move the time back.
Yeah.
Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.

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English.
I'm sorry.
No, no, but it makes sense both ways.
Right.
Yeah, because if you back time.
Move it back in time.
Or you can move it back.
Forward.
Forward.
Fucking English, bro.
I thought you see that.
See how my brain took it.
I thought you meant move the time back in the sense of early.
Man.
Move it later, like nine, seven, eight or nine o'clock.

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Smoke says it's something you asked for.
Let me see if I can pull that up.
Snot says you were playing a sound bite when you said the insurance company twice.
It was so loud.
Hey, you keep saying you can cut both of you off.
Hey, I'm just covering my ass, bro.

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Listen, you're going to have to.
I often see a hit hit marker on camera.
That's crazy.
I'm just going to say too much.
Live.
You know, I'm just going to be saying live and all you're going to hear is.
J.K. just kidding.
Just kidding.
We're having technical difficulties.

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All the cameras.
All the cameras is.
What the fuck is going on?
No.
This is like, Rue, Rue, shut the fuck up.
Jeff, get down.
Get to the job.
Jeff, did you just exit out?
No, I'm here.
Oh, it's a delay.
I said, just kidding.
Oh, man.
I said, just kidding.
Oh, man.
I said, just kidding.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.

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Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Just kidding.
Oh, man.
Just kidding.
Oh, man.
The show's still here.
We're still here.
We're still here, guys.
We're still here.
Get the fuck out.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
No, that's real.
Bro.
So we've been dealing with a threat in the vicinity of the neighborhood.

(26:36):
You what?
For the past couple of days.
Yeah, we even had to warn our neighbor.
Yeah, we had to warn our neighbors.
Yeah.
Because.
People usually leave their dog on a leash and.
She's chilling outside.
She's chilling outside and that fucker's head is bigger than this table.
We didn't even describe what the threat was.
Pause.

(26:57):
You see the arakka.
That's why I'm on the hot place.
You just, you know.
Not gay though.
You hear that?
Arakka, we didn't even describe the threat.
Pause.
That nigga's just talking crazy.
Oh, man.
Yank.
Yank.
Yank.
Yank.
He's just talking crazy.
Go ahead, sir.

(27:18):
Describe the threat.
So there's a countercourso that's roaming the neighborhood.
I think I mentioned this like vaguely, way like a few episodes back.
Yeah.
But no, it's actually gotten worse because now it knows Bruce is here.
Yep.
So every day like clockwork.
She's been sniffing the shit.
Yeah, she'll pull up.
Around like.
Three.
Three o'clock.
Yeah, three o'clock.
So we stopped taking him out around that time.
Bruce can't even play out in his own yard.

(27:40):
Yeah.
Because they'll let her out.
They'll let her out.
And even if like it was fenced in.
Like this.
You think that fucker can jump over the fence?
No, but it's roaming.
Like it's looking for something.
Yeah.
And that bitch is huge, bro.
And every time somebody comes out, it runs away.
Because as soon as we told our neighbor, they went straight to the back and it ran as soon
as it saw them.

(28:01):
And it ran.
As soon as it saw them.
But it can hear Bruce barking and it can hurt.
It can hear Jim.
And as soon as you went to their house.
Oh, yeah, I had to run over to the house.
Yeah.
As soon as you went to the house.
Well, when you went to the house and Jen started barking.
When I went back inside, looked at the back window, her head went up like that, looking
towards that.
Right.
No, because she saw me.
Oh.
She saw me.

(28:22):
No, no.
After.
Yeah.
After.
Because Jen still was barking because you were in front of the door.
So after you did that, her head went up and it looked like she was walking towards until
they came out.
And then she ran away.
Oh, so they did see her.
They did see her.
OK.
Yes.
OK.
Yeah.
I was hoping like they actually got a look at her.
She.
Oh my God.
That dog is huge.
I don't know what they fed that.
That dog is like that to my freaking ribs, bro.

(28:47):
That's a big ass fucking dog.
That's a big ass dog.
That dog's head was like the size of a watermelon, bro.
Like that's crazy.
You look at Bruce's bed and it's like, what?
No, that dog would have ate me and Bruce alive, bro.
Yep.
Would have ate me and Bruce.
Oh, nothing I would have been able to do.
Bro.
What?
We're both victims.
Snart says you got a dog named Jen.

(29:10):
No, that's a neighbor's dog.
No, that's a neighbor's dog.
That's a neighbor's dog.
Yeah.
She's a sweetie.
She just hates Bruce.
You what?
Well, in her defense, she was attacked by three German shepherds.
Right.
So she becomes defensive.
No, that's fine.
I understand.
She's sweet.
But like.

(29:30):
Yeah, she loves humans.
Around Bruce.
She just fucking hates dogs.
Yeah, she just hates.
But I get it.
I get it, though.
Right.
So I don't like.
Yeah, I don't blame her.
They got a Select.
Learning that Mark would have to go through.
Yeah.
Motherfucker.
Yeah, it's like.

(29:51):
This is me throwing a few darts in the air very friendly.
Don't take anything from Herod.
I didn't just press something.
I just called her.
And then teased, no, I can fall or crash.
So they call the fight, and you input the brain forotean�를pedefksdhsd.
if anybody starts talking it just moves or is it just like a can they do like a 360 where it does

(30:12):
I don't know like they had like a wide angle wide angle okay but I like the honestly what was that
though that was pretty nice no that was pretty nice right now yeah we gotta ask we gotta ask you
what that was Jimmy absolutely that was pretty that was pretty dope especially the editing bro
you're gonna you're gonna do all that that's that's the fun part that's the fun part we love it y'all
check out the black coffee podcast yes sir i'll drop the link in the description also check out

(30:35):
jimmy's episode we talked a lot about there it gets pretty spicy that's yep yes sir um glad to
have you in here jimmy um snot says is every dog you know given human ass name y'all don't y'all
don't see that's that's the thing i respect dogs what's a non-human name they all respect what
fido what's not what's your dog's name what's your dog's name boogie dookie or something like what

(30:58):
boogie cheeks y'all you watch some weird ass names oh like a pet name or something i don't
know i respect my dog bruce and jen about the clock game and i'm like bruce and jen
no real shit that sound like a 1950 couple that is because you know what i've never heard bruce
house on the prairie right what the fuck chopper uh black coffee chopper chopper chop oh that's is

(31:27):
that your dog's name chopper i have it i forgot it at home i have it i forgot it oh the cam the cam
okay okay okay yeah for sure for sure bro no i like it i like it i like what you guys are doing man
yeah man yeah keep it up absolutely uh snot says to be fair my dog was named by my shelter so she
got a stripper i still want to know what it is i didn't know his dog name that way next time i see

(31:53):
oh if he gets a dog it'd be named chopper hey what piece the dog's name is vixen but my in-laws are
spotty and marley say marley yeah yeah see yeah spotty i feel it spotty and marley that's tough
though that's like if we called bruce gorilla back you feel me like you see how disrespectful

(32:13):
yeah you go to i'll say i go to a vet every year and they're like like if i look at him it's like
oh yeah he has a gorilla you know as a veterinarian tells me every year every time i go get his heart
worms or his uh rabies shot she literally says yeah he looks like a bruce yeah because he just
gave me first five i've never seen a human bruce he's just uh he's like a brick just like you know

(32:36):
and then he just does bruce things he just lays there like a brick yeah you know you know and
then i just put him on camera every time he moves absolutely and he's always headbutting you yep
like a brick yep it's crazy work and he has the batman symbol on his chest he does he has a gorilla
on his back the venom eyes on his butt a witch on his side a witch on his side and then the bat

(33:00):
symbol on his chest yeah crazy crazy work so we went to walmart today jeff what do we do well we
took a trip it's super loud it's super low a wally world wally world
it's a wally world
yeah oh bruce bruce yeah big dude big dude uh remember he used to be on like comedy view

(33:24):
yes uh uh comic view comic view what was it last comic standing deaf comedy jam yeah yeah bruce bruce
is he still alive no he's dead god don't want you you done died once that man that man was beyond
beyond beyond bruce bruce i remember that yes sir yes sir yeah i remember bruce bruce that man was

(33:47):
funny man god don't want you no more you done died once but when he was talking he'd be like
bro you know he was going to die bro that's tough though but he was a real one no he was he was a
real one um it's not says now you named bruce after the nemo shark no no but he does give me
nemo shark right now because he looks mean but he's a nice guy no he's he looks mean but he's a nice

(34:13):
guy i named him because i'm obsessed with batman with batman you've seen my room i've even bought
absolutely i've even bought speaking of batman this psychopath here
that guy right here okay don't do that don't do that oh man let's try this you know we don't need

(34:33):
to give them actual evidence you know i was hoping they could use their imagination not actually no
you know this fucker dude he went and bought batman body wash bro oh it smells delicious too
just like just like is that what batman smells like crazy work bro oh man i should go i should

(34:57):
we should you should go grab it you should go get it you get the batman soap show them that i actually bought it
bruce's ripped ass oh he did yep that's stuff that's stuff thanks for that bruce thanks for the
gift i think i've i've lived with him for so long that i i can't smell it you can't smell unless
it's like in front unless he does it rips ass in my face i cannot smell it bro that's crazy man

(35:24):
yeah his middle name is actually wayne she thinks i'm joking yes his middle name is wayne if you look
at his paperwork his middle name is wayne welcome no welcome to the jeff experience so she's like
welcome to the bald head experience so hold on so hold on you you say you're saying you're saying

(35:45):
oh it's not says is it doctor squad she wants to see it or something no it's actually a grown man
old spice they put in the grown man section go down he's gonna go grab it it's a grown man
old i think it's on the counter in the front it's a grown man old spice batman uh body wash they
actually put it they actually put it um in the grown man section but uh no i've talked to no i

(36:09):
know i know dr squatch does their uh their seasonal one but they don't have them right now so that's
why i haven't bought it yet but no yeah it's a it's a grown man it's a grown man notice how he
continues to emphasize old man yes because they put in the grown man section yes it's for grown man
no he said it's for grown men guys no you got you got too much light on me bro he said it's

(36:31):
for grown men let me try let me try you got too much light on me let me see oh there you go
oh dude see that look at that batman flavor bro batman scented candles what the fuck this is
what batman smells like that's crazy yo oh man i never lie to you guys i'm always on this batman

(36:59):
look it's getting harder to defend you jeff listen here listen here i can't defend you anymore
jeff look smokes like what this shit's tough hey hey they got superman one two oh my god
vader scented i don't i don't know i didn't smell that you what i smell that shit he's not he's
superman now y'all trippin bro you trippin yeah what now you trippin look it was in the grown man

(37:21):
section if it was in the kid section i'd be like nah i ain't buying but they'll make old spys for
kids you know they make old spys for grown men all right so that's what i was i'm gonna need to
try it exactly see sensational yes yes yes smoke smoke smoke smoke no colds support me
smoke no cold to hide this shit bro get this bad support me yes get this bad to real body

(37:46):
water i'm gonna need to try it fuck yeah what you talking about i promise you snot they really did
have a batman bath bomb bro yeah they did they had a bomb they had a bomb they had the the soap and
then um i know dr squash does it seasonally so they'll do a seasonal batman so batman bath bomb
batman does not take bath bombs

(38:10):
oh man snot says old spice for kids better be called young spice i don't know yeah see if if
old spice did come out with a kid a kid version they would call young spice but it's called old
spice for old people exactly for adults for adults that's why i got it you know because i'm gonna

(38:31):
be out here giving dogs government ass hell yeah hell yeah he got social too yep yeah he got
retirement and everything once he's done dogging he could go out and do whatever he wants he can
dog out but yeah oh man yeah no but yeah no his middle name really is wane uh not joking so if
you look at if you look at his paperwork it literally says bruce wayne bernard bruce wayne bwb

(38:58):
he's part of the family bwb uh smoke says i use old spice why wouldn't i use it exactly it's for
all spicing bad old spices for old guys you know okay batman well these ridiculous these ridiculous
names that they had uh raptor and dragon senna tard and and uh what was the name of that uh the

(39:20):
one with the snake it was like dragons lust or some shit this is how you know this is how you know
grown ass men name these they're not real things exactly i know but like what if i want to actually
like that's all right i wish it was a real thing that's our fantasies though you know
because we're nerds we're video game nerds you know we wouldn't smell like our fan is

(39:44):
oh man oh man you're not real tomorrow guys when i wake up i'm gonna smell like batman
that's crazy definitely the house in the cave bro what's the black cherry nightfall
what does smell like oh there uh black cherry nightfall but what is this in real life though

(40:06):
that's why that's not a thing that's what he smells like smells like black cherry night that's a
stupid thing who's he said who we they just fucking google shit ai generate names bro bro
uh snot says i don't know i give you props for not using dawn and what the fuck

(40:29):
you know it says smells like a hero i need you to tell me who do you know is using dawn soap
in the police police police police you'd be surprised they might make a dawn body wash
they make soap they make sponges you know they might switch up and say oh let's start making
body washing stop please i mean serious no man don't blow me oh man no but yeah yeah we

(40:57):
go ahead tell our adventures at wally world uh do snot says taste test the soap no
no absolutely not no uh black coffee yeah ask me having the weirdest names it's like gatorade yeah
man like yeah no wait wait gatorade do we have some stupid go to go to uh go to the website not

(41:21):
website go to um google and then type in axe uh scent they have uh the the one that's called
temptation like bro he tells me i smell like temptation that's stupid axe names hold on let's
let's get the let's get chatted let's get chatted in there yeah oh wow let's look at some axe names

(41:46):
wow is that really yeah yeah no that's old spice no no no no that's old spice you do no no he said
axe he's he's saying axe oh did he said axe yeah he said axe has some weird names too and i'm like
yeah let's google some some axe name so we can see the weird oh yeah uh he also says bro my mom had
us using the dial using dial the straight orange bar to shot that shit was drying your skin that

(42:10):
thing sucked up the moisture that shit dried the fuck out your skin you had to bathe in the fucking
i know she's talking about uh castor oil after that or the lotion or the cocoa butter after using
them orange bars bro no that's real that's a real experience jimmy oh my goodness yeah that's a
little one bro that is a real experience all right let's look at these axe flavors this man said

(42:37):
flavors might as well right so is it called amber magic amber wild spice or epicy musk brave
mostious or wow oh i'm guessing these are the different interpretations ah okay right and it's
like wow so axe has been wait why does that say 1983 is that when they started seriously wow oh

(42:59):
that's wild the shit you don't know wow they probably hear i mean and that's how rebranding
gets you they weren't big back in the day see apollo came out in 1988 no that's actually crazy
they've actually been here for a minute for a minute yep phoenix 2000 yep gravity dimension
he's right kilo phoenix tsunami now this is when the names start getting stupid

(43:24):
bro this is how you know guys be naming crazy huge conviction what it smell like conviction
who want to smell like denim what you smell like touch oh man i smell like unlimited
temptation what dark temptation there goes that's the one we smell like no no no go back go ahead
chocolate a chocolate smell oh i remember that yeah yeah yeah this was super popular implies that

(43:48):
because women love chocolate like chocolate they will find men who smell of chocolate irresistible
that's wild that's wild dark temptation that's why but some of them they actually did bring back
like wild spice made of your appearance in oh nine what about that dragon one the the you know those

(44:08):
the black and red dragon that they always had like the fire nice yeah fire and i said the original
the original scent they got an xbox scented yeah shut the fuck up man i'm done i'm dead
i'm dead get out of here man you wouldn't smell like hardware
you want you want to smell like hardware try our new xbox scented leather and cookies they don't

(44:36):
give a damn bro oh man no that's oh you want to smell like air you want to smell like ready
oh my god dry sharp focus no that's crazy so those are the ones that they made in discontinued
i got you so those are like it's crazy work yeah crazy work and i feel like you know of course

(44:57):
old spice got to go that way too what it's oh man all right cool cool um xbox scent
you want to smell like hardware jimmy says i feel like axe was the first cologne spray i ever had
yeah yeah yeah that's cool bro the marketing for axe bracket is it boy we was bathing in that

(45:19):
can you buy me some axe bro we thought two dollars was expensive after after weight class or gym class
yeah oh can i get some bro yeah here you go and they'd be they'd be frying your entire
can would last a week right hold on it's not just say me something my wife found this bottle of dawn

(45:39):
soap dish sitting in my my parents' shower apparently my dad used it to wash his entire body
because if it's good enough to be for baby ducks it's good enough for me i like that bro
i like that sounds awesome snod no that's crazy thank you for sending that that's crazy work
yeah but yeah go ahead smoke says in my early teenage years i used axe but around 14 15 i

(46:02):
switched over to old spice i feel that old spice wasn't big back then though now but it's old
spice and now it's old spice now um do do black coffee says i feel like axe was the first cologne
spray i ever had yeah um used to bathe in axe in the locker that's real shit that's real shit
yeah and then your boys would be like hey jeff can i get something you toss it to them and they'd be

(46:24):
like bro that was not you should pitch that to to axe bro you smell like the back vent filled with
lint you what oh man that's crazy earbags or some shit you smell like earbags earbags
oh man so what's new jeff what else we got in store we gotta do something before the weekends

(46:48):
i'll be so mad if you use this whole week to do fucking nothing and be healthy what and responsible
i'm gonna continue to shame you for making good decisions
i'm gonna continue to shame you for making good decisions
we should add the shame button shame shame sensational shame shame i'm definitely gonna
add that button yeah we gotta add that button hey yo what the fuck yeah we need to bring shame

(47:14):
there we need to bring it back but yeah no um i mean gameplay how's the gameplay going
gameplay uh like i said i'll probably do something tomorrow morning around nine before i have to go
to the doctor at one o'clock um but uh we still got to do our taxes we do yeah because we're
supposed to do it today but um snot says it was just spice beckons in smoke days now it's old

(47:42):
spice snot he can't eat birthday cake with me that's sad why i can have birthday cake oh i can't eat
birthday cake oh because you're gonna get explosive diarrhea you didn't have to say all that
man you what what the fuck and now the world
uh i think we already had this no no we had this conversation you have to say

(48:07):
no we had this conversation you have to say all black people are lactose intolerant
you what yes man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's real we're allergic to milk
yeah so we watched that new fantastic four trailer that came out oh that was sweet too bad we can't
you know i kept saying uh saw us wait it's not an official release no it's i'm not gonna play it

(48:32):
yeah like even the video we can't just like mute it nope i can't flip it upside down reverse it
if you play the video and they see it being um recorded what if i invert the colors
nope what if i put this is not fantastic unless we learn how king of lightning does it by
blurring and putting his face all over the what if i put fast five how about they did i replace mr

(48:54):
fantastic how about you just put a link and tell them to go watch it you could just put a link
and they you know they are they're all on now you know i kept seeing trending today they're like no
one will ever replace the best invisible girl which was jessica alba oh yeah for sure
oh yeah for sure and and then in my mind i'm like you know what they're probably you know dated and

(49:14):
i don't know and actually look went back and i was like no no she was actually like no jessica alba
was really the best looking uh invisible girl like i think no one no one clears no one even gets to
that bar i think the biggest issue that they had especially with ben grim is they were all trying
to make that nigga look like it was too realistic size right they tried to make him as big as the

(49:35):
hulk but ben grim well in the comics yeah but how do you do now he was still smaller he's still
smaller hold on he put uh ben grim just put ben grim versus the hulk or the thing oh the thing
versus the hulk thing versus the hulk and then uh we'll do size comparisons pause
i quickly said that sir that was literally a second after i had said that

(49:57):
uh the thing right yeah the thing versus hulk
wow see if we can get an image side by side emoji right they're fairly like they're the same well if
you click on the yeah well even the first two images hulk is still bigger yeah like even when

(50:23):
you look at it though i don't know but there would still be some semblance of like okay no i feel it
i hate that though because like with marvel the fact that the hulk exists there's no point in
having super strength heroes so ben grim is seven one 1200 pounds that's crazy and then the hulk is

(50:48):
what like 13 13 feet it was like 13 feet tall
you want me to google it jeff and then hulk is seven eight
no eight five sorry he's eight five yeah that's not a really big difference dude

(51:12):
eight five to seven one that's not a big difference one foot yeah but the muscle mass
well he's rock but he's stuck yeah right he just stays whatever he is he's stuck at uh
whatever his weight is yeah he doesn't grow rocks yeah which would be cool though like i don't know

(51:35):
like i feel like if that was in addition to his ability you know yeah so he's eight five 1200
pounds too but because of his power he's stronger than him he could just keep growing yes yeah but
that's what i'm saying i wish like they incorporated that aspect into ben grim because he's rocks right

(51:56):
yeah why not become a mountain yeah like be able to the earth is literally his domain but i guess
they limited him which is so dumb but that was i think that was stanley's thinking back in the day
remember some of their powers evolved you get what i'm saying i feel like they just set him up to be
like a mascot well because look at this way because remember um superman never was able to fly he was

(52:17):
only able to lead buildings in one tall bound and then they added the flying later so the the
character evolves remember batman used to use guns and then they're like ah let's not make him use
guns if we're gonna make him peak human he doesn't need a gun he can just battering you with his
batarang so heroes evolved i mean but i wish that you're you're correct i i agree they should have

(52:39):
done that because if he's rock why not um enable him to use the rock element which is around him
everywhere make him bigger stronger or whatever especially if it's defeat with um with uh the
incredible hulk but they limited him like every time they get in a fight he loses right because
hulk just breaks rock he smashes you're literally the thing hulk smashes yeah literally every time

(53:02):
every single time every single time you're like bro yeah barbecue chicken what the
fuck that's the hulk's favorite thing to do smash rocks he's like oh it's an all rock nigga i'm a
smash rock you know what i'm saying no philip um black coffee says seven one is normal size like
that's accomplishable by humans no that's true yeah now how tall is one binyama like seven five

(53:25):
or some shit isn't uh the shack like seven eight women yama still taller than him so it doesn't
matter how tall shack is women yama is taller than him what do you mean because women yama is
currently like how tall is women yama how tall is wimby he's seven three how about shack how tall is

(53:46):
she yeah he's seven oh yeah that's what i'm saying what was like the tallest i got you who
is the tallest who was who was who uh tall as basketball tall or human human human yeah but
they don't live long because i'll put modern human yeah because they don't live long because

(54:10):
their their body cannot handle right that's gravity it just stops working uh bro was eight foot two
yeah and he didn't probably he probably didn't live long when did he die oh they showed his death
oh his shoulders there yeah on the side of the photo uh oh it changed it uh 1918 to 1940
okay yeah dude um he died at age 22 yeah see yeah you don't age 20 you don't live long when you're

(54:40):
when you're that uh but that is an accomplishable height though yeah yeah for sure for sure that is
an accomplishable height it's not something that is well this guy's living proof he's eight four
gotcha this guy's eight four but i don't know i think it comes with a lot of yeah problems
right yeah see it's crazy work yeah because the blood has to work harder i mean the heart has to

(55:02):
work harder because it needs to reach the oxygen yeah you know i'm saying like that's crazy work
see but if they gave them like an artificial heart that could pump that blood i don't know i think
that could change a lot of things no i feel because as long as you get that circulation going i don't
know like i feel like that would restore a lot of function and like i don't know that's it and

(55:23):
certain things i don't know or maybe it just takes long for the signal to travel from his brain to
like his other appendages and shit so there's like a delay i don't fucking know welcome welcome
brother glad to have you in the chat sir bro bro bro nice to meet you brother welcome welcome to

(55:46):
tabletop topic tough would body the thing of course tough tough tough it's from uh
she's like let me put this she'd be like let me put some steam no all she had to do is touch
bang grim and be like and then yo she would origami she would fall this fool she crumbled him what the

(56:06):
hell that's crazy i feel a living rock in front of me let me let me earth bend this shit you what
what no that's real um do do do black coffee says look at the size of wimby versus someone
five ten that's the size difference between yeah the hulk and the thing really well remember he's

(56:28):
eight five the eight five versus seven one oh right that's nearly a two whole feet yeah right
no that makes sense yeah why is that why like how come the perspective of one foot just changes
drastically after five feet like that's crazy to me yeah i hate that that's crazy i walk amongst

(56:48):
giants jeff you think it's stuff you think it's still the the space between like between the top
of our head and our eyes i think so because it's like our eye level is like being tricked by the
actual top of our head see that's my thing too i always wanted to ask um vick and and um jimmy
and jimmy i'm like bro what does it feel like looking down on people you what bro and niggas

(57:10):
never get sick bro they breathe all the good air i'm telling you man that's crazy we're breathing
all their carbon bro all their carbon their farts and shit and it's like every time you try to give
them doubt you feel like a child because you doubt your face is touching their chest i'm dead oh when
you dab them up when you dab them up bro i feel like it's like i feel like i feel like a little

(57:30):
rust in your face what the fuck gifted that's crazy as hell man yeah man it's like every time i'm
every time i'm getting tall people dab it's like damn bro i got my face in your chest right
that's crazy oh shit bro but yeah snot says i want to see that on god for sure snot i'll put i'll put

(57:51):
that up for you what uh wimby versus wimby next to huh let's do a normal person or i could do
chris paul doesn't oh there he goes that's crazy work that's crazy work oh see now he's listed at
seven four though oh okay because he's still a kid he's so he's still growing yeah well you know he

(58:15):
has that final growth for him you know and once they kind of really get into their nba oh yeah
you're trying to flip it yep yep yep yep so i'm guessing this is like oh i'm not i don't trust x
bro i don't trust x you can't just open up x like that no more bro yeah yeah that's true yeah you

(58:35):
can't just be open up x like that bro um you can't magnify the image this one yeah yeah i think i can
in a new tab oh there you go there you go yeah i'm guessing this is a normal human yeah a normal uh
yeah normal sapien so that's i think that's what jimmy's saying with hulk and the thing right he's

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pretty he's practically just staring down at him basically yeah and it's like yeah but i say that
for every single our strength based hero and be except for juggernaut because that niggas magic
right he's magic that's unlimited i don't know where the juggernaut's powers end you know yeah
because it's it's strength based and if you yeah right because it's magic the the the power comes

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from everyone thinks he's a mutant too he's not a mutant it's the helmet it's the it's the curse
of the helmet it's magic he was upset that his brother he was upset that his brother got powers
and he didn't that was uh yep he's nine five 1900 pounds juggernaut juggernaut yeah juggernaut's a
fucking monster he's a juggernaut juggernaut's a monster bro that people sleep on juggernaut they

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only talk about the hulk but they sleep on juggernaut bro i'm telling you but he's nine five
yep 1900 pounds now he's looking down on the hulk but then again when the hulk gets angry yeah
yeah the tallest hillhead is like 13 feet yeah yeah yeah hulk be getting his mass is like 2000
2000 it's stupid 2500 critical mass yeah unlimited mass yeah that's not even world breaker hulk

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that's stupid um snot says i asked one tall guy he said a lot of people have dandruff they can't
yeah so she helps she helps uh so the tall guy helps you notify if you got dandruff from that i like
i mean i meant the toff versus the thing but that man is a whole spaghetti noodle yeah toff

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yeah versus the thing yeah that's what we say yeah yeah yeah toff from from uh origami that yeah yeah
because she rocked been she rocked been she will literally origami and she'll turn them into a brick
wall she'll she will merge him with the wells of bossing say what what like what's that over there
yeah that used to be the thing right there he's gonna be a mascot he's gonna be a door ornament

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what the fuck bro fuse him with the entire absolutely fuse him with the entire uh what the
fuck talking door just have his head stick out yeah right he'll greet everybody um
um do do do black coffee says juggernaut in deadpool where he was locked up was the best juggernaut
oh yeah when he ripped them in half especially they gave them a russian accent too that's cool

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as fuck yeah i hope that that they actually kind of keep that keep that yeah no no that was cool
that was cool that's cool as hell bro we love that you know man but not yeah so no i think that's uh
but uh i know what we're talking about how even if they pull out my my uh my wisdom teeth i'm still
gonna come into the episode oh loopy and shit oh no that's no the top the top they don't need to

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loop me they're just gonna know you're gonna come all loopy oh yeah my face yeah yeah because
ain't they gonna like gas mask you or something no no just the bottoms oh i got you yeah because
that's like at a late that's in march yeah that just the bottoms because they're rooted i feel it
yeah so i feel it snot says no when i said i wanted to see what you pulled up the basketball

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player i was saying i wanted to see the battle ah the battle she wanted to see the battle be uh
between oh the hulk oh toff versus the thing is that a real thing is there like an actual
animation like a comic book or fan thing or something blah blah blah if you could
hold on i can check yeah absolutely absolutely oh speaking of deadpool bro we might not get any more

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deadpool movies bro uh cameos he's not gonna do anymore oh so we're done yeah he never wanted
he wanted he never wanted to do he was just trying to get the deadpool three verse into the main
marvel yes yes i got you he did he did all that but he's like if they're like if deadpool shows
up in any other marvel films it's just as a cameo and of course he'll break the third wall like in

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avengers fourth the fourth wall sorry um and then like in avengers he's just gonna show up and and
do stupid shit and fight or help him or not help him or do whatever but it's not like he was going
to he gonna show up do absolutely nothing waste time fuck shit up and dip basically yeah yeah so
but it's not like um it's not like uh he was trying to create another film let me see if i

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can find it top versus the thing no doesn't look like they got it who would win tough wins against
seismic sense allows her to see why why does she even need seismic sense you're literally
you're literally a rock i don't need to do all this power scaling bro you're a rock

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you're rock you're not even gonna touch me bro yeah i am your master master i am your
master i'm afraid to scroll scroll down because i want to scroll into fan art and you gotta be
careful did you put the top first yeah top versus the internet can take it anyway you know i got

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your internet no but uh no i didn't see anything on uh youtube either so they only have top versus
uh those fighters that she fought in bossy say and bossy say yeah no but i honestly like if if if i
were to seriously like i don't even think that's a challenge that's not a challenge because he's
rock he's the thing that she bends yeah even his blood cells are made out of rocks yeah that's

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actually great it was like sand or some shit that's so stupid like what is his power like
dimensional like oh like corg corg is literally just rock he does it but for uh the thing he has
uh his heart still beats but it's rock it's a yeah but oh corg is more of a face yeah right i got you
remember remember corg is just a face and then he connects his body to whatever thing yes whatever

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rock where his his is like an organic rock where he actually pumps and beats and there's like
muscle infused with it so it's like a living it's like living rock black coffee it wouldn't be a
bad but that's what i'm saying yeah bro it wouldn't bro she's gonna be like i can sense you you don't
even need to walk towards me bro it's not like no that's why i said i was no i know you want to see

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it's not i promise i don't think you want to you would want to see it it'd be like damn it'd be
nice if a fan did did do that but it'd be a loss it would be a 10 second video maybe all she had
to do is this right it's being youtube short not even 50 seconds um black coffee says speaking of

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unfair advantage would magneto be a hack in avengers with thor's hammer and the gloves from
thanks Thanos from Thanos my fault from Thanos he put thanks but i think well yeah i think he
met Thanos um would uh magneto does magneto's power still apply to thor's hammer is it is it

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and is metal it's metal is it it was created from a dying star it was but yeah iron right no i think
so um let's google what thor's hammers made out of wait that's the dying stars have heavier elements
at their cores and that's like iron and heavy metals and shit like that he would be able to

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control it but would he yeah it's metal yeah he would be able to control it yuru a fictional
metal from the planet asgard it's a metal right all right because even like okay so heavy
elements and stars it produces that's where you get iron see produce nuclei heavy as iron

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yeah yeah yeah yeah magneto would definitely actually magneto would be god to your low key
okay yeah so can can magneto lift mjolnir with his metal powers yes he can but he won't get any
powers still though he'd have it like he'd just be moving a heavy ass hammer yeah it wouldn't be like

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knocking niggas out because he controls the magnetic system because he's just controlling
he's just controlling the hammer yeah he's not like activating the power that allows him to knock
you to another dimension so it's just a regular metal hammer right right he's able to move it
around which would be crazy in itself because it's a heavy ass fucking hammer like it's an
infinitely heavy hammer like that's crazy as fuck though um yeah i see iron is the last fusion of a

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dying car creator yeah yeah absolutely so magneto in theory can live can can move stars yes yeah
well because remember he shifted the magnetic poles of the planet of the planet yeah yeah and
x-men 98 i love x-men bro people sleep on the x-men did anybody see the new disney x-men

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people sleep on the x-men bro you guys would sleep on the x-men it's literally made for adults
it's not made for kids it's made for adults oh x-men 97 explain what was it 97 and 98
97 yeah you're right yeah it was 97 because that's 92 yeah yeah yeah yeah but um i think
people are sleeping on it uh black coffee says who would win in a tug of war between thor and magneto

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he's a god i don't think that matters he's a god jeff everything in the universe is fields
magnetic fields that's it that's why magneto so fucking power what is he an omega level mutant
yeah okay come on come on same thing with juggernaut he's an omega level mutant he's a

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mutant right exactly he's not even a mutant so he's magic right thor would be able to fight him he'd
be able to fight thor because he's magic magic must defeat magic umu gui gui fight is out you
remember that bro the jackie chan adventures bro what the fuck um black coffee between

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pulling the hammer i think it would yeah it would go to thor right like if they had a tug of war if
he called milnur yeah yeah i would immediately go yeah that shit traveled galaxies to find him what
uh snot didn't captain america pull the hammer away from thor or ametro yeah yeah but that's
because he's worthy he's worthy he was worthy the whole time but he was worthy of the whole time

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yeah but that's because he's worthy he's worthy he was worthy the whole time but uh the russo
brothers explained and it's not just in the film but it was also in the comic books the uh
captain america was always able to lift the hammer but in the the film um avengers end game the russo
brothers basically explained and said the only reason why cap did not pick up the hammers because

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he didn't want to make thor feel like he wasn't worth it wasn't because if thor because thor was
still uh his ego his ego that was ego thor at the time because we don't get guru thor until after
guardians right rune king rune king no i'm talking about when did he go on his little journey jeff
oh guardians yeah was it guardians or was it when um he had to lose all three no he had to

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or when his sister came and destroyed or asgard that was three no oh he didn't become like an
adult an adult he didn't grow up yeah until his dad died in thor three in thor three right and
then his sister came destroyed asgard and then they're like asgard is it asgard right right in
the rock there we go it's the people you know and then that's when he's like i gotta grow the

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fuck up yeah i'm saying i feel it but then he turned back into a child in galaxy guardians
and guys right then they find him like eating chips yep playing video games with cork yep and
then they're like bro you gotta lose some weight bro so he went on that man was doing galactic
exercises to lose weight that was awesome that was awesome bro no yeah but like like um what was i
saying like uh the russo brothers explained that he just didn't want to fuck up with his ego because

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he still had that oh he can't lift the hammer but when he saw it nudge in age of ultron he's like
fuck spooky yeah he's like spooky actions well yeah man but uh you got any last thoughts sir um
i do not i'm hungry that nap took a lot of energy i'm telling you the last thing i ate was that
general style chicken sandwich sandwich but i do have some guacamole and chips i might walk

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go crazy on that i have some rice okay on that guac rice and peas crazy on that guac
yes sir yes sir what we got planned tomorrow sir we're gonna get another uh installment of you uh
yep of the playing the video game video game yeah so tomorrow we'll be streaming uh uh banishers uh
ghost of eden um it's it's amazing to me what i have to do just to get back to

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get back to eden but i will eventually get there um you guys saw that with they introduced the
the bone walkers and um all that other stuff but um yeah man yeah i'll enjoy the
it's not like guac on these nuts
i said guac on these nuts you what sensation oh man she's always she got it bro she ready

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she ready but uh no no what i hate though is like no wherever i go no one ever puts enough lime in
the guacamole so we bought lime yeah the guacamole be tasting stale as hell put lime squeeze the lime
in there please do something man but no it'll be a it'll be a double triple t plays tomorrow because
i'll be doing i'll be doing garden eating that's real that's real black i said i said garden of

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eden what is what is black says guacamole is good but whoever invented queso should get an automatic
ticket to heaven hell yeah chick filet sauce that's real the day my younger sister introduced us to
chick i did not know what it was when she brought the bottle home like what is this it's like
everything because we've never been to chick filet it's on everything you know what the crazy thing
is every time i tell somebody i've never been somewhere they think i'm lying and i'm like no

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bro i don't i'm not normal like the rest of the world all right i don't do normal things
you know what i'm saying so it's like if i've never had chick filet chicken i'm like and then i'll be
asking people oh what's the best thing to get oh they're like try the original chick filet chicken
and i'm like all right i'll try it and i'm like okay it just tastes like chicken but um now that

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chick filet sauce bang with everything everything everything pizza hot everything bro no matter
what it is pickles pickles pickles uh black coffee said give me that guac guac three
you what
not gay though you're so right coffee absolutely

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it's too much fun bro we love it we love it bro we love it all right joe but no no that we're
gonna get you guys are gonna get double triple t plays i'll be playing in the morning until i have
to do my one o'clock doctor's appointment my brother will be playing that five you're doing five or six
you said you're trying to do it earlier or later probably do you want to do i figured out i figured

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out i figured out but tomorrow i'll be playing you're getting a double feature double feature yes
so you guys are getting double features tomorrow um i'll be going first and then my brother will go
second so yeah um i have nothing else to say nothing my brain is dry bruce you got anything
else i can think about is bruce you're looking at me like bitch let's get out of this room he's like

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i want to get out bro i just i just need he's like i want to go he's like i'm here every week i hate
it here let me go take my he's such a good boy though he just lays there yeah he's a good boy
he deserves but you know how hyper he is like when uh when jimmy came last week he was like oh yeah he
wants to move around and then he was like barking at jimmy and then when jimmy sat down he's like

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i like you now i'm like what how does that work i think it's because he was closer down to the
green bro i'm telling you tall people yeah yeah every time every time he sees jimmy or um or a
smoke or vic it's like and then he's like okay snot says are y'all gonna be together while the
other games uh and oh did you move detroit to the ps4 are you continuing on ps5 oh yeah because it

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keeps the right the audio i'm gonna do that actually i thought it was just the game no it's
it's what do you mean because because um no because remember it's ported it's literally taking a ps4
file and try to run in it on the ps5 right too powerful i got you right that's too old
i feel it it's too poop well you gotta you're gonna have to you have to boot up that ps4 by

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collecting well it's a slim though and we rarely like it's been that's the one i bought when i
we didn't really do nothing that's the one i bought when i moved in the skylar but i bought that at 27
jeff and i'm 34 that's crazy that was what seven eight years ago why do you want to be so old
why do you want to be old so bad i'm trying to uh acquire knowledge so i can be wise that's crazy

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you try to have uncontrollable bowel movements crazy i'll see what the writers are oh man
this nigga want to go back to the world so fucking bad the only authorize you want to say back in my
date so fucking bad what the hell the only authorize i get is when i eat when i get gout
don't slow the fuck down all right jeff i'm starting to sweat but you know that too give me the

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good night black carpet jimmy thank you guys for showing up luis angel we got our first new
channel of the week yes sir thank you thank you appreciate you stopping by thank you smoke

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yeah appreciate your smoke yes sir yes sir walter yes sir thank you for shopping stopping by
you guys have a good night you have a good night you have a good night take it easy
they were my best friends growing up
yeah

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yeah
ha ha

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I didn't want to leave the hotel.
I was scared to leave the hotel.
They were my best friends.
Growing up.

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The Black Kent.
I was scared to leave the hotel.