Will Fantastic Four Save Marvel

On todays episode bald head explains in a boring way on how delicious Mayi Moulen and Legume is while also diving in to marvel to discuss if the MCU can be saved with the new Fantastic Four.

Episode Transcript

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Yay!
Yay!
Snots says, I wonder if they were really your best friends growing up.

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Oh, we shiny today.
Oh yeah, this is well.
I decided to go bold for you guys.

(01:22):
Yeah, I was like it three years ago, I can probably point that episode.

(01:51):
like reposting. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, yeah.
Yeah. Well, what tricks not into thinking that you watch.
Oh, man.
I respect that.
I respect you're going to be there for an hour.
I'm about why are they responding to what I'm saying?
Oh, man.

(02:11):
So that says, could you call a beanie on a bald head, a cloth condom?
Hey, you watch.
Finish drinking the water. What?
But he's drinking the water.
I try to short circuit this shit.
We've done my I got to drink my water.
Right. Because ain't that another word for a condom? A hat? Yeah.
You should call it a cap. A hat. A pouch.

(02:34):
A pouch. I'm just speaking.
I never heard anyone.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I'm dead.
You know, I'm dead.
You know, real.
Oh, look at that. That autofocus came in quick.
I didn't offer you a button. Yeah. Yeah.
Maybe it's that new a 4K setting.
Now, I'm really testing the limits of this.

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Of this. What the hell just happened?
Well, what's wrong? Our lives just unlined.
You just ended the stream.
No, I didn't.
It just ended itself and then we.
And now it's back. No.
It stopped. Maybe we said a no, no word.
Yeah. What do we say?

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Condom, probably. Now it's back. No. Hold on.
It's not as we just ended the stream, but it still says we're live.
Yeah, that was weird. Are we back?
Yeah, we're back.
I'm so confused.

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Black coffee, you.
Jimmy, what's up, man?
Are we here? Yeah, that was weird.
Maybe because we said a no, no word.
What did we say? You know what word we said?
I'm not going to say it so we can get blacked out again.
I am. I'm genuinely literally just talked about it like the hat or something.

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I don't know.
Well, we put an offer kids, bro.
That's crazy work.
You really was going to use. Yeah. Yeah.
We say we put an offer kids, bro.
You do need to calm down, bro.
It's going to make me say it. Come on. Really?
That that's what makes a doo doo story doesn't make exactly.
What? Exactly.
That's why Jimmy.

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How's it going, brother? How you doing? Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.
If we are still visible.
All right. Are we still visible? We're visible.
Yeah. It did the whole weird.
I'm going to end the live because you said something weird and then continue it
because it's not says we're so bad.
It's not we never left. We never left.
We were live the whole time.

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It's because we were talking about that no, no word.
We said that word. Yeah.
So we'll just say caps or hats.
Don't say that. I told you, see, we talked about this earlier.
We talked about this earlier. We cannot be ignorant.
I know as much as we want to talk shit, we cannot be ignorant to the T.O.
as a sniper.

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We need a download.
We need a download.
A.I. that'll block block.
Oh, live, specific words.
Live sensory. Yeah.
When it knows we're about to cut, it analyzes our facial structure.
You have to be careful, man.
We don't get sniped, bro.
Snot says, can't use protection in the YouTube comments.
That's great. You what?

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That's crazy, man.
That's wild, bro. That's crazy.
No, that's wild.
They're trying to make you all catch viruses in the YouTube comments.
The YouTube comments. Yeah. Spooky shit.
So what's up, man? What's new, Jeff?
What's new with you, brother?
It stopped again. Seriously?
Maybe it was too early in the stream.

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You said you said.
That's spooky.
Yeah, it says we're live, but it stopped again.
I wonder what this is all going to look like at the end.
That's true.
I wonder what this is all going to look like at the end.
That's crazy. We're sent a photo.

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It's not says, no, it's still going.
Oh, so then why did it stop on our end?
I don't know. Stop looking at that.
You're going to do the whole thing.
That's going to start fucking you up.
Let's just keep going like it's not doing anything.
I got you.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck. It made me lose my train of thought, man.
Yeah. So what's good, man?
What's new? What's new with you?

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Me? Yeah.
Bit of a slideshow, but it didn't end.
Yeah, something's going on.
Let me see.
You think it's the whole frame thingy?
But we're not dropping, right?
Let's do.
I'm telling you, bro, that Xfinity's

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fun to change the game, change the wonders. Yeah.
You guys are seeing live.
This is a live review of Starlink right now. Yeah.
You can see for yourself.
The brutality of it all, the brutality.
Um, I don't know, man.

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Actually, it's running fine.
OK. Jimmy says, actually, it's very fun.
It's just I think it's just.
You got to freeze.
Frame definitely dropping.
Yeah, it's pretty.

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It's pretty bad. But go ahead.
Go ahead, sir. Lead us off. Me?
I mean, besides all the craziness that's been going on in the world,
I mean, nothing to nothing too wild in my life.
I mean, I haven't.
Today I went in at like three in the morning,
but I haven't done that shit in a long time.
Well, like an early shift.
And I had to physically work.

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I feel like you do that all the time.
Like, what was different about you physically?
Well, man, I have downstacked the truck in a long time because I was so,
you know, I was so used to downstacking trucks.
But then I got to the store and they have a team leader that does it.
The stock works to work it.
So I had to do is focus on the store.
So for me, my body's like, what the hell is what the hell is going on?

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You've been nonstop doing this from three a.m. to three p.m.
So it's like, bro, how's your work out for today?
That was my workout for the day.
Like, seriously, like, so my shoulder started hurting.
My foot is sore.
Like, bro, we should have you work at Amazon.
Now you really know, right? Yeah.
Start climbing, start climbing the stairs. Yeah.

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Hey, you know, haunted apartments.
Yeah. But tomorrow I got a tomorrow.
I got a six p.m. to six a.m.
That's spooky shit. Yeah.
They are abusing you. What the fuck?
Snot says WTF is for dinner, gentlemen.
We had my mule, my mule.

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You want to explain that, sir? Brown greets.
As a as a Peterson used to say, American greets.
You said this same this same.
They ain't my he's.
That's all you got for.
Oh, I said, like, even English.
Just explain it.
Like, it's like a whole bunch of vegetables put into

(09:36):
cabbage and it's like it tastes delicious.
And what's my mule?
It's it's grits. It's yellow grits.
It's a yeah, it is corn.
Yeah, it's grits. That's what it is.
It's just yeah, it's yellow.
Yeah, it's yellow grits.
But Haitians call it my mule.

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And then, of course, with the we put the Caribbean seasonings in there.
You're terrible chef, mom.
You told me to explain it.
I told you, I don't know.
Oh, my goodness.
You know. And then, of course, we have some reasons for dessert.
So that was the top.
Oh, man. Wow. You have no imagination.

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What the fuck?
That's I have a great imagination.
Oh, you suck.
You made us so boring as hell.
I don't even want it anymore.
Well, bro, damn, it was delicious.
Now we had a ham and cheese sandwich for dinner.
That sounded better than the way this thing explained that.
A grilled ham and cheese sandwich.
Terrible.
With some chicken, some chicken slices.

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You know, your culinary vocabulary.
So, I got none.
No, you trippin.
Bro, my favorite food to eat is cereal.
So what you talk about?
That's not a place ever since.
No, I'm going to roast you every time you ever since I was a child.
That's stoic bullshit.
Suffering is not cool.
Suffering is not cool.

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Having no palate is not cool.
Not having a culinary vocabulary is not cool.
Absolutely not.
I used to eat cereal for breakfast.
No, it was delicious.
Cardboard for breakfast is not cool.
Suffering is not cool.
It's not a suffering.
Now that's as you can see from my you're just numb to it.

(11:22):
My plumpness, you know,
that's your body's reaction to it.
That's its survival mode.
Oh, man. Yeah.
My body's up.
As you can see, I'm not starving.
It's survival mode.
You're good. You know, you're trippin.
It's not says you're the you're one of the people who says three a.m.

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in the morning. A.m. means morning.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
You you redundantly said in the morning.
Three a.m.
Even though it.
What? That's what I was told.
That's what I say.
Yeah. What you talking about?
That's not until you got to the Caribbean season.
It sounded like nursing home food.

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Exactly. You see, Jeff, you absolutely suck at this.
Why can't you explain it?
No, because I want you to do it.
This is a learning experience
so you can learn how to better describe shit to people.
Not just fucking bum rush through it.
So give it down. Yeah.
Yeah. Come on, bro.
What? That's how I explained it, bro.

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Terrible. Look, no one's going to want to eat it.
It's all I can say is it's delicious, bro.
That's all I can say. It's delicious.
I don't know how I explain mom's food, bro.
So you don't watch how she makes it.
You never would. You talk. I'm never home.
You never seen how she made it.
So you've been alive almost 35 plus years. Yeah.

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And you've never seen how she made food.
Remember, that's not cool.
Remember, we have this conversation with her.
We're going to freeze her because she's in her 60s.
So when we finally hit our 60s, then we'll unfreeze her
so we can continue. You're going to cry over her.
You what? I'm just saying, you know.
Yeah, absolutely. Shame.

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How's that shame?
You know, you're bringing shame.
How's that shame? Shame. Learn to fucking rest.
Listen here. Listen here.
So she could rest. No, no.
She's going to live forever. All right.
So what we're going to do is we're going to.
Bro, you tripping dog.
We're going to pull a dead.
Leave that woman alone.
We're going to pull a walking dead.
Leave her alone.

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It's not like five p.m. in the afternoon.
Yeah, you're tripping. Yeah.
Smoke crazy. No notice.
Yeah. Smoke. Welcome.
Yeah, I said it. I said it.
It's been yeah, the lie has been really weird.
It's like on and off.
Yeah, we're doing like the slideshow thing.
So it's going to be one of those kind of brutal streams.

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If you could just lend us your ears.
Yeah, like you disregard your eyes.
Lola, like you were saying, he said on his channel,
there's no notification, even though he puts all for some reason,
it never shows up for him.
I don't know. Maybe you're like being censored or blacklisted or something.
Yeah. But why not give him a notification, though?
It's even though it is.
Because it means it's your blacklist.
It's not you're going to freeze her because she's in her 60s,

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not even waiting till she passes just a whole lady in deeper.
He's straight disrespectful.
All because he doesn't want to describe how to make my way.
You see that? You see that?
Bro, I said American grid pain begets pain.
No, that's an insult.
The Haitian food to Haitian cuisine.

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It's American grids.
I can't wait, bro.
I hope the Haitians get in the comments and flame your ship.
Bro, they can get a couple.
I hope they do, bro.
Yeah. What's going on?
Buddy Ben. Yes, sir.
Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.
We saw the we see the work you all been doing behind the behind the scenes.

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We're not going to say anything, but we see you and Smoke working on
new projects, new projects.
We like it. We love it. We love it.
Yeah. The reaper.
Smoke says the Reaper Army hasn't been getting getting any notification
for my vids either. What is going on?
Oh, I would just like to I would just like to smoke.
I would just like you thank you and the Reaper Army for showing up on Saturday.

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Man, you brought the whole
you brought the whole squad to to to the comments section
just to just to watch the stream, man.
And it was crazy because everybody, especially
like Devo the God and certain others that we haven't heard from in a while
showed up just to just to have a conversation, man.
And it was good. It was awesome.

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And then there are it was like because it was like snot said something.
And then I think one of them, I think Blasphemy says,
I'm going to assemble the army and then one by one, one by one,
they're all just popping up on the live.
Like I thought I thought I honestly thought they were all going to gain up on snot,
but nothing happened.
They just started talking about relationships and shit like that.

(16:01):
And then it's not said
it's not a smoke we're basically having a conversation talking about.
For some reason, they the army seems to care about everybody's relationships.
Oh, OK. So it's not says, OK, Jeff, tell me about my Moulin.

(16:23):
Make it appetizing.
Let's go, buddy.
Make when the win the crowd over since I can't do it.
So which one we do, we do in the black.
Well, we did the my Moulin Kooli.
So it's pretty much what he said.
The the creamed cornmeal
merged with black beans, but it's soaked in seasoned black beans.

(16:47):
You pretty much soak the my Moulin.
She sees it herself, right?
Yeah, she puts her own seasonings.
She boils the beans. She doesn't use canned beans.
Like she uses her own blend of seasonings like green peppers.
She sells it to.
Yeah, green peppers, garlic,
green onions, habanero, a little bit, habanero, some lime,

(17:08):
blends it up into a into a herb, a seasoning.
And then she'll season the chicken.
She'll marinate the chicken in it, let it sit.
And then after that, she'll heat the chicken.
So boil the chicken.
It's called like shooting it, you know, like get all the juices,
get the chicken to absorb all the juices.
Yeah. Leave that to the side.

(17:29):
And after that, she'll cook her veggies on the side
till they get a little bit soft.
She'll put some tomato sauce or tomato paste in it
and create like a nice veggie soup, like a veggie goulash kind of.
And that's what you call your legume, along with the chicken or the meat,
the meat product that's in that's in the chicken.

(17:51):
And then you can pair that with the creamed cornmeal,
which is boiled along with the black beans.
You can pair it with any type of beans.
You can cook it. Did you transition?
Oh, yeah, I'm going to transition.
You're just trying to find which one. Yeah.
Well, bam. So my mulling.

(18:12):
So this is my mulling.
You can have it so many different ways.
Even have a frickin cookbook.
My mulling with black beans.
My mulling with avocado.
I might you can have it straight yellow with like brown or black bean
of our close sauce.

(18:35):
Yeah, do this. This shit's fucking good.
This shit is delicious.
I usually have mines with avocado slices.
But there's so many ways to cook it.
There's so many ways to cook it, and it's easy to make.
There's and you can eat it at any time of the day.
You could eat it for breakfast because it's like grits.

(18:57):
There's like a breakfast version of it.
You could eat it for dinner.
I think it's not as though. Oh, oh, yeah.
Snot says your mom sells food. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Snot says you had me until meat product.
You don't have to put you don't have to.
Yeah, you don't have to put poultry.
You could put poultry. You could put.
You can put anything you want in it or for fish.

(19:18):
Yeah, you cannot. Yeah, because the fish will break.
But fish will break apart.
You don't necessarily have to put meat with the with the with the leg.
Yeah, with the leg. So yeah, it could just be the veggies by itself.
Me, I'm a big proponent of heavy on the carrots in my leg.
I fucking love carrots. I love broccoli.
He loves the others.
Never broccoli. I know, but I love because that would just be blasphemous.

(19:42):
Well, that it break apart.
Yeah, it would broccoli would just break apart.
It would turn mush.
That's something you'd have to blanch
or probably steam on the side or something.
But the smoke says I got three vids so far edited and one more halfway edited.
He also says we back on track. Finally, I pass.
I passed out three fourths the way of the stream.

(20:05):
Yeah, I was so sick.
Yeah, because like I said, when Blasphemy said I'm going to assemble the army,
I thought they were all going to gain up on her.
But it turns out they're just having their own conversations.
They're doing their own thing.
Yeah, they're doing their own thing.
But it was pretty cool.
Like they even asked they they're even asking me questions.
So that was pretty cool.
Not OK. I feel it's not not meat product.

(20:26):
Just sounds gross. I'm cool with chicken and stuff.
Oh, so you got you got don't say like a professional.
You got to say like, I don't know.
English is English.
Yeah. Your types of your meat of choice, your meat of choice.
Yeah, you see. Oh, but you could say that.
Oh, oh, I like it.
Because you want to try. I prefer you to leave.

(20:49):
No, no, no, no, no.
Absolutely not.
One day I'm a lead you off a cliff.
And then I'll laugh at you as we die.
Absolutely.
You what? What the fuck?
Oh, that's wild. Absolutely.
That's why I'm that petty.
That's just the proof of point.

(21:09):
Just to prove a point.
Oh, blasphemy.
Baldhead baldheads in the chat.
No, no, that's weird, bro.
Yeah, it's spooky shit.
Spooky, spooky.
It's not says little Jeff said blasphemous and he was summoned.

(21:30):
That's amazing.
Brother blasphemous. Welcome, welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Yeah, but Mom does cook.
Mom makes a sort of varieties of a lot of things.
So but I am not going to explain that my brother is.

(21:51):
So that's why he keeps explaining.
No, that's not my job.
You're going to have to start. Yeah, absolutely.
That's why I work. I'm going to show up.
And I'm just going to see you for the explain.
Yeah, my dad. Absolutely.
What do we do today?
I'm tired of me. I'm tired of being the dictionary.
I'm tired of being that's the best part.
No, absolutely not.
I'm not a parrot.

(22:11):
Go, go. I don't do tricks.
Silly rabbit.
I don't fucking do.
Man, I look like.
No, man. Smoke says, you know who to get.
Oh, they're going to they're going to.
He's going to summon them.
Oh, the whole.
The army is about to show up.

(22:32):
Flooding the comments.
They are here. They are waiting.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Yeah.
Well, what do we watch?
I think there was a film that was coming out.
The clown was never that clown film.
Is it that barn clown?
Yeah, no clown of the field, the clown field or something like that.

(22:54):
Field of clown clown.
Are they going to run that genre to the ground?
They're probably going to run to the ground
because there are several books that came out with it.
Sure. Yes, sir.
About head Roach.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Welcome, sure. I'm glad to see you, Greta.
I hope all is well, man.

(23:15):
Clown in the cornfield.
It's not says, let me know what her menu is.
I love it when moms cook, especially other cuisines.
I'm not used to that's real.
Yeah, that's what that's what I got today at when I told
every everybody that mom actually has a
her own baking and cooking.

(23:36):
And they're like, oh, when we do another public thing,
can we potentially do like ask her to cook for us?
I said, well, I got to get with our different writer chick.
Oh, yeah. That's why I said I got to get with our store manager first and see.
All right. You know, she knows she knows her personally
because she trained her when she was only 18 years old. So.
Oh, word. Yeah.

(23:57):
Yeah. My mom's the one that trained my store manager.
I don't know. I asked you another question about that after. OK.
Yeah, that's OK. That's cool, though.
That's pretty cool. That's going to be a lot of work.
Oh, black coffee.
You guys watch Captain America. I'll say his proper name.
See my coffee. No, say Captain America's property.

(24:21):
Was he Captain Black and Falcon Man?
You what? Oh, man.
We're just going to we're just going to call him Captain Black and Falcon Man.
That's great.
Fuck it work.
Oh, man. The man's like, are you probably wondering why we're calling him that?

(24:43):
That's crazy work. No, I haven't. I haven't seen.
I haven't seen it either. I haven't seen. I heard it was bad.
So what's your opinion on it?
Black coffee, because I've been hearing a lot of bad things about it.
But you know me.
I'll wait for it to like get on Disney Plus or something like that
and then watch it or at least digital.
I will never.
Ratings might be bad, but I have to watch it.

(25:04):
My I have to I have to waste the edge of my life.
That's crazy to watch it myself to find out what it is.
Oh, man. Fuzzy.
Welcome, brother. Can't stay just saying, what's up?
Got homework. I feel it, brother. Yeah.
Appreciate you stopping by.
Books hit them. Yes, sir.

(25:24):
Yes, sir. Edgimacation hit them books.
As you can see, he did it. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I'm done. I'm done.
I is smart. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Captain Golf of America.
Oh, man. It's crazy.
Smoke 31 and oh, is crazy. Bring it on.
Oh, are you handing out like else to everybody in the Reaper Army?

(25:47):
No, just blasphemous.
He's been trying to figure out a way for weeks to beat him in the strategic war
game, but for some reason, smoke keeps winning, even though he'll
let's say blasphemous sometimes will have like three million troops
and smoke will only have like 250,000.
But because of the way his strategy goes, he always ends up being blasphemous.
And I'm like blasphemous.
You just need to get AI to analyze how he does.

(26:08):
It's a lot of work. I know because I'm doing that.
I know. OK. So that's not a win.
That's not a win to win. No, a win to win.
All right. So he just has to he just has to pay for an AI
that can figure out, you know, that sexual chocolate.
Yeah.
Paul is in the chat. Welcome.

(26:29):
He just has to figure out with the AI how to strategically. No, no.
I'm trying to help.
No. He's like, I tried everything, but it doesn't work.
He's like, I've tried everything. It just doesn't work.
Read was it soon?
Zulu's art of war. Oh, yeah.
You're telling me he must absorb knowledge in order to win.

(26:50):
They go the battle.
Black Coffee. It was nice.
It was good. I'll give it a C plus.
That's not good.
Seriously, that's not a good movie.
No, no, no. C plus is mediocre.
That's not how that mediocre. That's mediocre.
D is abysmal.

(27:10):
Your ratings is the F is trash.
No, no, no. You're right. So trash comes after abysmal.
No, I do not trust your ratings.
F is trash. That's what I'm saying.
D is abysmal. D is abysmal.
How? How?
Abysmal is worse than good.
He said good. But it's better than trash.
I am not trusting your rating system.

(27:32):
It is officially invalid. Oh, man.
So C is mediocre. Then what's B?
Huh? C is mediocre.
See, C is passing. C is OK.
C plus is passing.
This man said abysmal is trash.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Oh, man. No, C is mediocre.

(27:55):
D is abysmal. F is trash.
How? No, I don't like how your ratings are.
Why? I hate it. I hate it.
Why? B? I 100 percent.
Because the gravity of trash and the gravity of abysmal.
I think B is good.
What? Yes.
B. What's A? A is fantastic.

(28:16):
No. No.
No. How do you have A fantastic?
F trash, but abysmal is in between that.
Yeah. You're crazy. What do you mean?
No, you're crazy.
No, you're crazy. I don't trust.
My rating system is deep. It's harsh.

(28:37):
It's disgusting. It's harsh, you know.
I'm going to personally just I'm not going to check it out.
Yeah, I'm not. Yeah.
Captain Black Aunt Falcon, man.
I'm dead.
Oh, damn. How are we doing?
Hey, welcome. Welcome, welcome, brother.

(28:57):
How are we doing? How are we doing?
What is it called again? Captain.
Captain Black Aunt Falcon, man. Shut up.
Captain America Brave New World.
He said Black Coffee says it has some B plus parts
mixed in the movie followed by some C plus.
Acknowledge the Reaper.

(29:17):
We've already acknowledged.
Yeah, we're doing it.
Smoke was smoke was here first.
Smoke was the first one. Yeah.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Talked about his various projects that are coming out soon.
So that's going to be awesome.
Yeah, it's going to be. I'm looking forward to that.
Yeah, he says they had some B plus parts mixed in the movie
followed by some C.

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But my biggest question is like now that the whole MCU
timeline is all janked up because of IRL issues.
Yeah. Like, how does that even continue?
What do you even do with that?
See what my my thought because they already introduced the
the multiverse in in in
Doctor Strange to

(30:00):
something madness. I can't remember what the name is.
Multiverse. Yeah, multiverse.
They already introduced Doctor Strange to multiverse of madness
to show you that there is different Reed Richards in the multiverse.
And of course, what's going on?
Respect me and Black Coffee.
It's not as hell. No smoke was there.

(30:21):
No, no, no. And the sense of he was the first
of the Reaper army to show up. So.
And now and now they've done a nostalgic, futuristic,
fantastic for hopefully it's good.
Third time Golden Age.
I thought that was just called the Golden Age.
Yeah. Well, is that what they're doing?
Golden era or whatever? For sure.

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So primetime. But they've also introduced Galactus,
which they said they're going to go cosmic with the whole news.
That's what they always do a fantastic for.
I feel like that's the fantastic for.
Well, cosmic energies will hit them.
So it makes sense. You get what I'm saying?
What about fan for stick?
Wasn't it like micro verse energy?
That doesn't exist. That way.

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But Ant-Man, though, that's a real thing.
Ah, gotcha. No, I'm saying.
Got you. Fan for stick is not a thing.
Got you. It's not a thing.
It doesn't. They got their powers from the micro verse.
That means somewhere in Ant-Man's universe,
the fan for stick exists.
God damn, that was such a fan for stick.

(31:26):
That's such a bad movie, bro.
Bro. Oh, my God. No.
So Ant-Man, the quantum mania, right?
When he shrunk down to infinity, was it different worlds? Yes.
And then that's where he met Kang.
Yes. So the one no Kang got banished there
because that to the quantum.

(31:46):
Yeah, to the quantum realm.
Who was the king at the end of the time?
That was a different that was a different king. Yes.
But those are all different verses.
So so no. So the king at the in the in Loki
was also the king that got banished in the quantum realm
because he was the only one that wanted to

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that was getting rid of the timelines.
And he's the only one that wants to destroy the the the Council of Kings.
I got to the Council of Kings deemed him really dangerous.
So what they did is what they banished him and then broke his machine.
In the quantum realm. Yes.
So he was lost essentially without it, but then they fixed it.
And then he was able to escape.
But that's not the same one as the end of time.

(32:29):
No, because it created a new branch. I got you.
So are there infinite worlds in the microverse? Yes.
So the so the smaller you get, the more you enter a different unit.
Right. That's what I'm saying.
So forced it because it exists in that microverse.
Aha. Aha.
Because if it's the whole multiverse thing has been erased

(32:49):
and it exists in so many versions, it's just stupid to me
that they needed suits in order to contain the power.
I thought that was what else.
So right, because Reed Richards was all.
Yeah. And he couldn't control it.
So he had to wear the suit in order to be able to control it.
That wasn't like that in the original.
No, it was never like that.
You read. Richards has always been able to control his stretch.

(33:11):
He didn't need a suit to control the.
Ah, OK, OK. You know, a rock man.
Rock man is rock man. He's just rocks, you know.
They make his story so fucking tragic, like he never has like,
you know, say like at least other niggas can like transform.
And he's just rocks. Yeah.
I don't get it forever.

(33:32):
That sucks. That sucks.
Was it actually called the fan for Steve?
No, that's what we named it because it was so bad.
Fant for stick.
Yeah, because we refuse.
No, it's the way they.
Yeah. Well, yeah, because we refuse to.
So the way the fan base refused.

(33:54):
They did the logo. Yeah.
That's how you would read it. Yeah.
Fant for stick.
So they refuse to accept that it was fantastic for.
So they literally put fant for stick.
So we we don't accept the trash.
I don't know if you've ever seen the.
We don't call it fantastic. Yeah.
We call it fan for.
Yeah, it came out 2015, I believe.

(34:14):
But no, I don't know.
I don't know. We don't acknowledge this.
Yeah, it doesn't.
But yeah, for stick.
Boy, what the fuck?
This was crazy.
This is when man.
And then for some reason, Ben was naked throughout the entire.
He was. Yeah, he didn't have pants.
He was. Yeah. A whole golem in there.

(34:36):
Hell, yeah. Good job, man.
Never, never affect.
Now they stayed disrespected being grim, bro.
They really had this nigga like a machamp, bro.
Yeah. A Gio dude in this bitch.
That's crazy.
Butterbeak said the movie was.
You what?
No, that was crazy.

(34:57):
Yeah, it was it was so bad.
Like the first one, like I get it.
We were introduced to. Yeah, I know.
I know. They always do this nigga dirty.
Yeah, I know.
He never gets any justice, bro.
I know, bro.
Oh, and they always give him that that Boston, New Jersey accent, too.

(35:20):
What a shame.
Yeah, I think that one was the only decent one.
Yeah, but he was stiff as hell in the soup.
Yeah, because that was the first time they did it.
So remember, the CGI was still early at that stage
and they also use more prosthetics than they did anything else.
The foam batting. Yep. Exactly.
And he had the tree. The tree fingers. Yeah. Yeah.
But the word crazy, crazy word.

(35:42):
Where are we going with this?
I have no idea.
Captain Captain. Oh, Captain Black and Falcon, man.
Captain Black and Falcon, man. Yeah.
So no, we haven't seen it yet, but we're going to we're going to wait for it
to get on.
Um, snap game.
It was a little shitty.
Butterbean shit was a joke into the shadow realm with you.
Michael B. Jordan threw me off as the human torch.

(36:04):
Yeah, that did.
That was kind of random.
Well, I think the worst part, too, is the fact that they have to explain
why Sue Storm was white.
Right, because the dad was black, though, right?
That was black. Yeah.
So apparently she adopted.
Yes, they they went the adopted route with that with that version of the story.

(36:27):
And I think so.
Yeah, I think that was stupid.
And that that kind of gave you a telltale sign of what movies
were going to be in the future.
Exactly. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. The precursor to what was shoehorn and bullshit down your fuck.
Yeah. The precursor to because I think it came out 2015.
I'm like, go ahead. Explain this bullshit.

(36:48):
So it was the precursor before it was the calm before the storm.
So literally. Oh, man.
But yeah.
So now they're going to the Golden Age route where they're in the future,
but in the past at the same time.
And then they're actually using Galactus.
Like if you watch the trailers, that's going to be interesting.
That my brother and I were definitely going to go to the theater to watch.
I want to see Silver Surfer.

(37:08):
I need to see new Silver Surfer.
Fucking true. True. Oh.
But I think the Silver Surfer in this reality is a
the surface wife instead of him.
So there's there's a comic where we're going to have a silver baddie.
A silver baddie. Yeah.
Oh, all right.
You just won't be able to see nipples. That's fine.

(37:29):
But no, so I have my fucking polychromatic fucking bad bitch.
It's all space.
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah.
Bring on Galactus.
So in this apparently in this reality, the wife, the wife
goes instead of the husband, because they remember they told the surfer,
if you don't go, I will destroy your planet.

(37:51):
And then, of course, Galactus gives the surfer that the the the the the
Galactus gives the silver the surfboard,
which gives him his galactic powers, his arm.
So he was already silver.
Yeah. But he just didn't have the board, the power, the power cosmic.
Yeah. So when when he get when the Galactus gave him the board,

(38:12):
it gave him the power of cosmic.
So he was able to manipulate and I hope they go the Herald's route.
Oh, that'd be so you're talking about when you get like music
and all that stuff like that.
The Herald's juggernaut, the Herald. Yeah.
Hulk, the Herald.
I don't know. I don't think they do like the angel dude was a Herald.
No, that was a apocalypse.
Apocalypse was a herald.

(38:34):
No, no, no, no, no. Remember, there was a oh, yeah. OK.
I get the Herald of Apocalypse. OK. OK.
But yeah, I hope they go the the Herald's route of Galactus.
Yeah. Like I said, we're definitely interested to see.
It's coming on May, right? I believe so.
Yeah. Yeah. Because yeah, because that's crazy.
Like if doom is your ultimate villain, how is Galactus?
But that's for doom.

(38:55):
But this is why.
Well, because they're they're coming out with Avengers Doomsday.
What's up? Y'all tweet.
No, but they're being you tweet.
But they're coming out with Avengers Doomsday,
which is probably what's going to leave it leave it as a cliffhanger.
So what if that is the variant of doom?
Yeah. Right. Right.
So that might be the very which which is a which is a Robert Downey Jr.

(39:18):
But what if that's the variant of doom that they show at the end credits
or the post credits, which connects to the film for next year? So
do do do.
Snot says the Ben Grimm
looks like the do do Jeff painted on the walls last episode.
Shrimp says trash.
Oh, butter bean.

(39:40):
And the doctor doom look like character you find.
Oh, looks like a character you find on the back of the cereal box.
How do y'all feel about Robert Downey, Dr. Doom, though?
He's a he's a he's a cash cow.
I think that's all it is.
I think they just needed his face to sell to sell.
Yeah, because he was he was the MCU.
You are phase one to.

(40:01):
I also think Captain America was to
the old carried the old the old geez.
No, literally him in in in Chris Evans carried carried.
Yeah. The fucking backpack.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Because as soon as they left, that was it.
And that's right. That's the thing, too.
That's the thing, too.
That's why they kept trying to say, oh, we want Robert Downey Jr.

(40:23):
back as Captain America like, oh, make
Captain Black and Falcon Man give back the
give back the the mantle to Captain America.
But again, too, like I said, it never made sense because when we watch
because I for some reason, I just wanted to rewatch the Captain America trilogy.

(40:44):
So I went ahead and did it.
So when I was watching the first one, when he was back in the 1940s,
it literally said, Doctor told me I have regenerative abilities
so I cannot get drunk.
So and he heals fast.
So what didn't make sense to me was when he went back
and created a new timeline with Peggy Carter, because remember,

(41:05):
as soon as he fell in the ice, he popped back and said,
I lived the life that they were supposed to live.
That made no sense to me how he aged to a regular old man.
The serum doesn't just make sense. Right. Right.
Right. So that's where they I think that's where they fucked up.
They fucked up with with that loophole when he came because he waited
till Peggy Carter died. Then he came back.

(41:26):
That's the thing.
You just have to end up writing yourself in a hole,
especially like if the actor doesn't want to.
And I think that's what it is.
It's like the serum was infinite.
He age slow. He ages slow. Slow.
So he would be so he'd be just like Wolverine,
but he would probably die before Wolverine. Before Wolverine.
Yeah. So what because when we were watching the Old Avengers,

(41:47):
he just had gray hair, but he was still muscular, six foot, whatever.
And he was still holding his own, which which is why it didn't make any sense
when at the end at the end of Endgame, when he came back,
he was a super old man like, oh, the serum wore off and I'm regular again.
That doesn't fucking make any sense.
I don't think I will.
And then, no, I don't think I will. Oh, man. Yeah.

(42:09):
And then they just ended it like that.
Like, OK, what happened to him? Where did he go?
He just died on the chair.
He what? What's going on? I can't, bro.
First, they tweak it in the comments.
But yeah, like that's that was a L way to kind of close off this.
Those were your best closing lines for your two best characters in the whole.
Yeah. I am Iron Man.

(42:30):
And I don't think I would. I don't think I would. Yeah.
That's crazy. That's crazy work.
But that was there. Yeah.
But I think but for but like Butterbean was asking,
I think it's just a cash cow.
I think he just they just want to try to make money
or try to bring back the glory days.
But it's like once you fucked up the formula, there's no way of going back

(42:52):
because you got to understand you cemented every other TV show
plus movie that's ever come out to be connected to this universe.
And it's like you were you were doing so great.
Now you're falling into the Sony category where because they jumped the gun.
They jumped the gun. Yeah.
So it was like the gun and, you know, trying to save face, trying to.
Yeah, they're trying to appease to less than two percent of the population.

(43:15):
But just moving forward, it's like you had a formula.
It was great.
There was nothing wrong with it.
Not saying that you couldn't do representation, but you could have
went about it in a way that wouldn't mess up everything.
Like perfect example, after Chadwick, Chadwick Bozeman died,
they could have did a new Black Panther and do that as a tribute.

(43:35):
Instead, they're like, we're not going to do it.
Then they said that nobody's going to be a new Black Panther.
And then the film comes on, then they end up making Shuri the Black Panther.
And then it flopped.
It flopped. It flopped.
And now they're trying to say his son is the new Black Panther.
But he's not old enough.
So now they're saying we're just going to get a new Black Panther.
A timeline, alternate.

(43:56):
I swear, this multiverse for the bell.
Everybody out.
Oh, man.
That's how we candid everything.
That's how we candid everything.
Everybody. So they're just going to get the timelines.
They pick and choose. This makes sense. This makes sense.
All right. Bam.
Merge. So what they're thinking is what they're thinking is that
combined what they're thinking is the new Black Panther in that timeline.

(44:19):
Everybody dies in the hands of coming into the main MCU timeline
and then taking over that for that Black Panther because the sun is not old enough
and Shuri is emotionally unstable. So they know.
You what? Yes.
But apparently, yeah, she almost killed Neymar.
That's crazy work.
It's not says something, something beating a dead horse.

(44:43):
Something, something now that's facts.
But that's what it is, man.
And like I said, he's just a cash cow.
And it's like you're trying to capture what is gone.
And it's and you fucked it up.
It's like once you open the box, you can't close it back up again.
You can try, but it's not going to fit the.
Are they still trying?
Like every time I hear about it, it's always a rumor.

(45:03):
And I never hear any confirmation of them trying to bring back.
Buddy Kang.
Yeah. So, well, yeah, that's that's something that I'm going to.
I just feel like that's just clickbait rumors that just keep spreading.
I don't think he's coming back. Yeah.
I don't think how do you come back after that?
Unless unless the doomsday thing is just a dead end to start Avengers.

(45:28):
What is it called?
What was the the the the new Avengers going to be called
where they had where they all came together again for something major?
But they're trying to do it was bad.
But remember, they're trying to do a young Avengers that failed.
They they're they're.
Oh, with the star girl and the the who else?

(45:49):
Yes. And yes, White Tiger, which they're introducing.
They're introducing White Tiger in Daredevil born again.
But it's the dad, not the daughter.
So the daughter is the good, the good white tiger.
And of course, the dad is the bad white tiger.
So we're going to see that because remember,
the white tiger was an ultimate Spider-Man, the anime series on Disney.

(46:09):
So how does like now that Daredevil's back and all that or whatever,
it better be fucking good.
How though, this is Disney, not Netflix.
No, but no, it's it's not.
It's not. It's rated R.
It's not happy Disney.
PG-13. No, for real. No, for real.
Well, it's just like the original show.
They just took it from Netflix and put it on Disney Plus.

(46:31):
They're all still rated R.
That don't mean shit.
I don't know. Something spooky, man.
I don't know, bro.
Give it. Yeah, let them do.
How are you going to fit that into the MCU?
That's the issue. Right.
Because they're small town heroes. It's like Deadpool, right? Yep.
Oh, Deadpool can thrive in their shit.
That's why they said Deadpool is just going to do cameos.

(46:51):
Deadpool could thrive in like,
could you imagine the Deadpool cameo in?
That'd be awesome.
He should show up out of nowhere for no reason.
In a fucking daredevil.
Oh, yeah, bro. That'd be crazy.
That would be just honestly, that would be a crazy episode.
No, that would be.
It would just change the dynamic of like what to expect from.

(47:12):
I could see him pissing off Luke Cage so much
because Luke Cage is such a serious character. Word.
Yeah. Word, word.
But I feel like with, you know, the the defenders, right?
That's what they're. Yeah.
With the defenders verse now in Disney, they can do a lot more with like
other Disney or other MCUs.
Oh, like regular.

(47:32):
Not big MCUs, but like the small town.
Yeah, the small town.
Yeah, because what I like about it is they there's New York
and then there's the small.
There's a small like Hell's Kitchen, the Bronx, all that stuff like that.
Like the small areas that nobody focuses on.
Like the small time heroes. Right.
Honestly, I feel like they could do something with that.
No, no, I bet. No, I think they can.
But if you're going to keep it rated R, I don't know.

(47:54):
I don't know. The only person, other person I know.
Oh, right. Deadpool.
That's really it probably are other, you know.
OMG, Stepkey says Luke Cage slept now.
Baldhead baldhead is in the chat.
Yes, sir. Baldhead's in the chat.
He's saying Luke Cage. All right.

(48:17):
Butterbean says he I who Luke Cage.
Luke Cage. Well, he don't know Luke Cage.
Our gas of Luke Cage real quick.
You want me to gas up Luke Cage?
Go ahead. All right.
All right. Luke Cage.
His body is made out of.
What is it? Titanium, I believe.
And it gets denser every year that every year or when he like,

(48:41):
say he goes to a battle or he fights or something, hits his skin.
It gets denser and denser every year to the point where he was.
He was the only one able to actually go toe to toe with the Hulk and knock him out.
Oh, that's crazy. Yes.
So and then and then his his
his skin is so his skin is so strong

(49:02):
that he was even able to go up against Wolverine.
Wolverine could even pierce his skin with the adamantium with the space metal.
Yeah, with the space metal.
So Luke Cage is a I think it's titanium, but I can't remember.
It's a it's a
but you see what the see what kind of a
but it is what his feet are.

(49:24):
What's his skin made out of?
All right. Accelerated healing.
Of course.
To do. He was also known as Power Man.
Yes. When he back in the back in the 60s and 70s with
Iron Fist, they they they were partners like they work together.

(49:44):
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
I need a break down.
Wiki high, nigh and vulnerability.
Yeah. His body is as hard as titanium steel.
Yeah. Yeah. So his body is so his skin is made as
his muscle bones.
Tissues are super super dense, granting him greater resistance.

(50:10):
To do. That's crazy.
Yeah. Nigh and vulnerability. Mm hmm.
He can withstand conventional handgun fire,
cannot be cut by the sharpness of blades.
Although in event required surgery, his skin can be lacerated
with an overpowered medical laser.
He can withstand up to one ton impacts or blasts of 150 pounds of TNT.

(50:34):
He's impervious to extreme temperatures, electrical shock.
His current level of durability enables him to withstand gunfire point
blank and withstand being lit on fire.
He's withstood impacts from super humans, a good deal stronger than himself.
Destructive energy attacks include electricity fall from great heights,
such as 90 stories.
And the blah, blah, blah. The usual.

(50:57):
That's crazy. So he a boxer.
He taught himself how to throw. Yeah. Yeah.
That's crazy. And especially working with working with Iron Fist.
He he learned a couple of. Oh, Iron Fist.
Yeah. Remember, there are partners in the 60.
I feel that they had a comic book called Power Man and Fireman.
Iron Fist. Yeah. Yeah. So.
But no, yeah, man.
Luke Cage is not a lame character if everybody if anybody thinks

(51:20):
they really got to dig into. Yeah. Yeah. If you dig into it.
Like if you can fight, go toe to toe with the Incredible Hulk and knock him out.
That's respect, because Hulk is my number one in the MCU.
But being says Andrew beats Tom Holland, Spidey.
Let's agree on that. Yeah.

(51:43):
Yeah. Yeah.
Because when Spider-Man 2, when he's like, this is really heavy
and he just tosses that bitch like it's nothing.
He says Andrew beats Tom Holland.
But that was that was Pete.
No, wait, he said Andrew Garfield, Jeff.
Oh, thinking of Toby. Oh, my bad.
Andrew beats Tom Holland. I think so.

(52:08):
I think so. I feel like with Andrew, it was a balance of that.
You know, boyish charm with the seriousness of
I understand how serious the situation is.
I'm trying to look at his feats, though. Oh, his feet. Yeah.
Because I think that's what in terms of like, like, well, no,
I feel like their feats are pretty much equal across the whole thing.

(52:33):
Really? I'm terms of I'm talking about in terms of portraying the character, I guess.
Oh, well, I don't know what they're talking.
I thought he was talking about their in terms of feats. Yeah. Oh, well, then
Andrew's the only one who took his girlfriend's life.
What the fuck? That's a feat.

(52:54):
Everybody else was able to save everybody else.
Yeah, that's a feat in itself, bro. I don't know.
I don't know. Oh, man.
Fucking crazy. Uncle Ben.
Gwen Stacy. Right. Who else? Right.
That's crazy work, bro.
Yeah. And Tom Holland could even save Aunt May. That's crazy.

(53:15):
Yeah. That's that's number one.
No, he couldn't save Uncle Ben and he couldn't say. Right.
Yeah. That's damn.
He lost everything. He lost everything.
He lost that was deep. Right. You feel me?
Yeah. He lost everything.
You feel me? That's difficult.
That's difficult to. That's crazy.
I don't know. I still think Toby's Spider-Man is fucking something.

(53:38):
Yeah. He stopped the train. He stopped the train.
He stopped the train. He stopped the train. He stopped the sun.
What are we talking about?
The first film he was holding the power of the sun in the palm of your hand.
No, but but though in the first film when when the goblins like choose,

(53:59):
he jumps after Mary Jane and then grabs the thing with one hand.
With one. Yeah. Yeah.
Peek. That's like nobody ever says, Toby Maguire, because he's a he's a he's a
adult spider. Yeah, he's a Spider-Man.
Ain't nobody fucking with adults.
That's a grown ass man.
Grown ass man. Grown ass man.
Sir, what the hell? That's Toby Maguire, Toby.

(54:20):
Your name's Toby. It's Cuda.
Absolutely. Smug.
Yeah. Yeah.
Smug says Toby all day.
Except for the third movie. Yeah.
Toby all day. Wait, you don't you don't like badass?
You don't like dark Toby?
Villains wise, they're trash.
Yeah, the villains are ass.

(54:41):
Yeah, the villains are ass.
Other than that, no, I like I like I like bad Toby.
Yeah, I like bad Toby.
It's a it's a cult classic now.
Spider-Man three is a cult classic.
We watch it just so we can see bad Toby.
Oh, right. Absolutely. Yeah.
But no. So, yeah.
But I would yeah.
Feats wise, I would probably say

(55:02):
I would probably say
Tom Holland. I'd say Tom. Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say feats wise Tom Holland.
Right. Dude, it was like cruise ships.
Fucking across the world.
Yeah, across the world. Yeah.
Yeah, he was doing dude.
Yeah. OK. Feats, of course.

(55:22):
Yeah. Tom Holland.
Like, like, right.
Especially when he went up against Toby's Green Goblin.
That man was cooking.
He's like, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, bro.
When he asked you, well, he's like, something's wrong.
Yeah. Walk back and forth in the room.
Yeah. And he figured it out.
Bro, when when Green Goblin smashed him to the floor

(55:46):
and it was, oh, bro, I'm telling you,
that was the best that was the best fight scene ever, man.
Yeah. A lot.
He had to had the two Spider-Man stop him because his potential.
You might be what?
Because he's like, I've been there.
Andrew's like, I caught one.
It's not fun. Don't do it.
Yeah. That's why.
That's why. That's why it's funny when Andrew's like, yeah,

(56:08):
the the crazy thing I've had in mind is a giant lizard.
Everybody had their supernatural aliens,
like Venom and he's like, what's up about the villains?
I had a giant rhino in the suit.
A rhino in the suit.
And it wasn't a mechanical suit.
It was a mechanical suit.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because that was the O.G.
Rhino that they did in the comic books.

(56:31):
That's crazy.
Before he took the serum to write.
And then his Green Goblin just had like fucking herpes
all over his face.
Like he wasn't even a real goblin.
It was just a fucking STD on the glider.
That's crazy work.
Nick was shooting virus bomb.
Oh, my God. Yeah, you're right. He was.
Yeah, she was nasty.
What the fuck is this? Oh, man.

(56:52):
That crazy. The hell is this?
Oh, shit.
Do do do.
Snot says to do.
I just don't like Tom Holland.
I think anyone is better, to be honest.
Do do do. Which is better?
Do you like the Spider Man powers coming from the spider bite
or the suit slash equipment? Oh, you're talking about O.G.

(57:17):
Like the spider webs come out his wrist.
Here's why I'll say I like it coming out of the equipment,
because it kind of shows us like his genius.
Yes, it gives us an opportunity to see how smart he is
because he's he plays on his science.
Because in other examples, like he does fuck around
with his web shooter.
Yes. To do like web balls or certain.

(57:38):
Yeah, because he has to do certain finger movements.
But then when we watch Into the Spider-Verse,
we learn how he detaches.
Because remember, old Peter was like,
Thwip double tap to release, Thwip double tap to release.
We didn't know that. We thought he just shot it out.
And then he just started swinging.
But he's like, Thwip double tap to release.
And they were like, oh, that's cool with Toby's

(57:59):
because it just came out of his.
They're like, that comes out your wrist.
It comes out your wrist.
No, but that was that was cool because it's like, bro.
Even with Toby's, that was a new concept.
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Because for him, he thought all the Spider-Man had webs.
Had mechanical. Oh, they're like, what are those for?
Oh, there's a web for our web shooters.
He's like, they don't just come on your wrist.

(58:20):
That came out of you.
That's crazy. That's crazy. It's crazy.
I feel like that uses a lot of calories, though.
But that's why he's I can have to be Hello, like,
shows like something like he'd have to.
Bro, that meant, bro, heroes, bro.
I'm pretty sure they eat a lot.
They eat a lot. They eat a lot.
Because even him, even even they were saying that without their
spider strength, he would rip his arms off.

(58:40):
Yeah. Because of the pendulum swing of the of doing all that.
Oh, really? Yeah.
No, that's what the that's what they were saying.
I seen Tarzan do it.
Well, Tarzan is just pure muscle.
No, that's.
I'm not diving into that.
Oh, man. I'm not.
He's son of man. He already.

(59:01):
Oh, no. No.
With the power to be strong.
OK, wisdom to be.
Why? Yeah, OK. I hate you.
I fucking knew it.
Oh, Disney stars and 1998.
I'm dead African Jesus.
Well, I'm telling you, bro.

(59:21):
Jungle Jesus. That's what they did, bro.
I was crazy. Oh, yeah.
But jungle Jesus.
Oh, man.
They said he was the missing link.
I'm dead.
African Jesus, bro.

(59:42):
Oh, to do smoke says,
I remember me and Jeff used to get into arguments about one and three.
Third movie was good.
Butters Butterbean says it was OK, but I agree.
They were trying to do too much in one movie.
But it being said, second was the best for Toby.
Yeah, that was peak.
That was those big literally show.

(01:00:03):
It was a balance.
It was literally a balance between being Spider-Man and being Peter Parker.
He's like he had to choose.
And it's like you you never had to choose.
You just thought you had to choose because somebody was making you choose.
Right. So the decision had to be yours.
And that's why Mary Jane is so toxic.
Another thing to bro invincible.

(01:00:26):
One more comment. One more comment.
Snots as Spider-Man can shoot white ropes around the city.
But when I do it.
You what?
Oh, man.
No, they can't. Oh, man.
Oh, man. That's wild.
I do it.
My brother saw him building the nest in the Lincoln Santa Fanta.

(01:00:51):
But that's such a good film.
That is. No, that is.
That's a really good.
Everybody got a Spider-Man in their collection.
That's a really good film. Invincible, sir.
Yeah, invincible. Yeah.
So I haven't seen the new season of invincible.
But is all of it dropped already?
Yeah, I think all of it says fine.
I think no. No, I think there's a couple more episodes left.
Oh, sure.

(01:01:13):
It says, I beg your finest pardon.
Oh, man.
She everyone's asking is not all right.
Who are you?
Who is the real snot?
Butterbee tears.
I'm a need video.

(01:01:35):
Oh, you guys are fucking weird.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, that's why.
That's why they're like, it's not really.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, man.
They're like, what should we do?
What are you pronouncing?
I.
Shit. Yeah.

(01:01:55):
All right, man. Wow.
That's not didn't bag shrimp.
Oh, we love it.
Yeah, that's why.
No, it's just no.
I just wanted to like touch upon.
Yeah, touch upon invincible.
I know a new season has come out now and stuff like that.
But I know we're talking about.
But I'm still trying to find shows in Russian, bro.

(01:02:15):
This is tough, man.
So I've been trying to learn Russian for the past, like forever.
And it's hard to find any shows with Russian.
It's like Russian subtitles.
By the way, YouTube, he was born in America.
He's an American. But there's no Russian audio, bro.
Yeah, there's more.
I'm just trying to learn. That's it.
I'm trying to pick up a new language, bro. Yeah.

(01:02:37):
That's it, man.
So if you guys have any Russian recommendations,
yeah, Russian recommendations and Russian audio,
I don't care if there's subtitles or not.
They're having too much fun.
Yeah, I have it. What is it?
Jeff, look at the time.
Would you look at the time?

(01:02:58):
Oh, shit. That's time for real.
It really is. She.
But go ahead. Get you get your last thought.
Get your last thought off.
Yeah, no, I just want to talk about how toxic
Mark's girlfriend, Mark's girlfriend, Mark's bro.
I don't know her fucking name, bro.
I don't know her fucking name, bro.
From invincible. We got to.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got Google invincible.

(01:03:18):
Mark's girlfriend. Mark.
Girlfriend invincible.
Her name is.
Is it Eve? No, Eve is.
No, that's Adam.
Yeah, that's the one that can manipulate matter.
Then who's the other one? What's her name?

(01:03:39):
It's right there.
It keeps saying Eve, Jeff. That's not it.
Amber. Thank you. Amber.
Yeah, Amber is a very amber.
The very, very toxic, very toxic.
Because at the end of season one, we find out that she knew
the entire time that he was.
She was gaslighting. Yeah, she yeah.
She was a bro to the max.
So at the end of season one, you know, he is.

(01:04:00):
And then you get mad at him.
So yeah, he does. You're jumping the gun. Hold on.
So for context, if you haven't seen the if you haven't seen the show,
it's been fucking two years. I'm sorry. But spoilers.
But after Mark finds out,
after after Mark finds out his dad is an evil person
and he's just been sent to the planet by the Viltrumites

(01:04:20):
to take over it or weaken their defenses to take over it.
He gets to the crazy battle.
And then on top at the end is in surgery for weeks.
She asked where Mark is knowing that he's in recovery
after seeing the fight on television.
And then, well, it's trash comes to at the end says,

(01:04:41):
Oh, yeah, I have to tell you something.
She's like, I already knew.
She's like, you knew the whole time.
And then at the end, she's like, yeah, I knew.
But you don't spend time with me.
You don't do this. You know, I'm like, what?
That's garbage, bro.
Millions of millions. You what?
Millions of millions were were massacre in this in this cartoon.

(01:05:06):
Millions. And you're mad at him
because he wasn't spending time with you.
That's true. This is the worst part. You know,
that's crazy. That's crazy. She knew.
That's great. But you played along like she did.
And I would get mad at him
when he wouldn't show up to certain events
because he had to save people that he was saving motherfuckers.

(01:05:29):
But she had to put on this act. That's crazy.
There's some fairy tale shit, bro.
I just wanted to get that out there
because I don't think a lot of people realize the situation.
Yeah, I get it. He shouldn't date.
If he's a superhero, especially if he knows
he's going to be alone for the whole time.
But you fucking knew the whole time.

(01:05:50):
And then you got upset at him after his dad
not only betrayed the planet, his wife
and him beat them up,
destroyed, unalived a lot of people.
You you get upset at him for not being there for you.
I feel that. That's wild.
I feel that. That's fucking wild.

(01:06:11):
It's real. Do do do not says,
why did you choose to learn Russian over other languages?
Jeff so mad about this, he woke up Mr. Bruce.
It's not. I think it's
I wanted to learn a non Latin based language.

(01:06:33):
Not Caribbean. No, non Latin.
So like Spanish, French, fucking, you know, shit like that.
Like I actually wanted to learn like that.
And it helps your brain work, too, because you are, you know,
to adding a third to your vocabulary is awesome.
So and already kind of picking up on Japanese.
And that's something I've been studying as well.
But I really want to learn Russian, but it's hard to

(01:06:56):
find Russian media or any type of thing in Russian.
You know what I'm saying?
Because like, you know, sanctions and bans and shit like that.
Yeah, for sure.
You know, so you don't really get a lot of media important.
It's easy to watch shows in Japanese or Spanish or Italian or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, like anything in Russian, I think it's a cool language.

(01:07:19):
You know what I'm saying? It's nothing deeper than that.
Like, I'm not going to fucking.
Yeah, it's nothing crazy. Yeah.
Fucking KGB asset in this mother.
The man. Oh, man.
American race, the black Russian, the Russian.
Oh, dead.

(01:07:39):
Oh, I have. Well, hold on. Where we at?
Shrimp says you need Mrs.
Reaper smoke smoke says ain't never said I don't want to miss his Reaper.
No woman has ever proved himself worthy of that title.
You still young, bro. You got time.
Yeah, we ain't no rush because you ain't at your peak.

(01:08:01):
Yeah, bro. Get your back up.
Achieve your final form. Yes, sir.
Not even just your bag, just everything. Yeah.
Read, reach your highest self, touch the grass, learn new things, travel.
Yeah. Create do all that.
Yeah. Reach your highest self.
There's no time limit for you, sir. Time limit.
What was it? You can bust it not to you a 60 80 to 80.

(01:08:22):
Well, Danny, the Danny DeVito.
Yeah, there you go.
The man had a kid with a look at Elon Musk.
He long mouth 30 motherfucking kid.
And he just added a new one.
He just had that man 50, 50, 354.
Exactly. He just popped up.
He just popped a new kid. Right. It's real life.
Yeah. So don't be in a rush.
Yeah. And then he and then the thing is, if you have a kid with Elon Musk,

(01:08:43):
he gives you security and takes care of you.
I don't like smoke once to have a kid with Elon Musk.
He long mouth.
But smoke, you don't want to work anymore.
Oh, you got you got to.
I don't think so. You got to have a kid.
He's a billionaire.
So you got to look at that way.
That's money. That's infinite money, bro.
He's never going to be there, so you got to worry about him.
You get to go wherever you want with security.

(01:09:07):
But yeah.
What's up?
Keep reading.
It's not says I think Russian media is in common because it's risky
because of the politics, I guess.
I think the only Russian language I can point to in media is Call of Duty.
I feel that. Yeah.
I did find some animes that were dubbed in Russian on Crunchyroll.

(01:09:28):
But it's not a lot.
And it's probably not something you're interested in. Right.
And it's not things that I'm interested in.
Like I'd be engaged in it if I was actually interested in the media
or the content that's being treated.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it would actually get me engaged.
Like, oh, look at how this person is addressing this person.
How they address the group.
You know what I'm saying? Instead of honey, you know, way, way.

(01:09:51):
You know that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like just shit like that.
You know.
Um. Oh, do do do do do.
There's the time.
There's a time limit to my hair.
Hey, we're going to be in the future, dog. What you mean?
Hey, if it doesn't work, just go be like me. Right.

(01:10:14):
You six foot. Look at. Yeah.
Or or hundred dollar haircut.
Grow the beard. Grow the beard haircut.
Yeah. Hundred dollar haircut.
Or grow the beard.
Grow the beard. Shave the head. Shave the head.
Yeah. No point in trying to save.
We already had this conversation, bro.
We had an episode on shaving your fucking hair.
If you're going if your hairline is receding, if you if you look like
if it's about to become a Texas, you need to shave that shit.

(01:10:34):
All right. You need to shave it.
Ain't no there ain't no keeping it.
Just get rid of it. It makes no sense.
Butterbeet says for some that time has passed.
You what? Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, man. That's fire.
That's fire. Black coffee. Hello. What's going on?
I was in a convo. Yes, sir. Welcome back.

(01:10:57):
Welcome back, Jimmy.
We're just touching up on what we're touching on the Invincible series.
Me learning, trying to pick up Russian.
Yeah. It's hard to find any Russian media out here.
And just talking to the chat about touching grass.
Become the best version of yourself.
Read more.
Acquire new knowledge.

(01:11:18):
Create new things.
Just things like that, because relationship is not number one,
especially if you're like 22, 23 years old.
That's not what you should be focusing on.
You should be focusing on yourself, getting yourself where you need to be
before you even start looking for something.
We're sure we're sure. Yeah.
Anything else, Jeff?
Uncle Smoke. No, sir.

(01:11:39):
I got nothing else for today.
Smoke says you will get your kids back as Vikings.
No, but just you just you just you black coffee
bringing up the whole
Captain Black and Falcon Man.
Yeah, that. Yeah.
Bled into an entire conversation leading into a fan four stick.
And then, of course, the new Fantastic Four that's coming out.
So that was a good conversation.

(01:12:00):
He said glory home or Valhalla.
Sensational. Take us over.
Oh, man, guys.
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(01:12:23):
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You have a good night, weekend, evening and day.

(01:12:45):
And we'll see you on Thursday.
Oh, no. And then you'll see my brother tomorrow for another Triple T place.
Oh, yeah. Triple T place tomorrow.
Me, me, me, me. Yes, sir.
Snot says, have you tried to find Russian YouTube channels
that might be more accessible or try using a VPN?
That is true. That's a great idea.

(01:13:07):
Butterbean, drop off, drop them off at your spot.
Pick them up. Motherfuckers got axes and shields and shit.
Lol. Good night, Snot.
Good night, Butterbean. Good night, Bean.
Thank you, Black Coffee for showing up.
Black Coffee. I am Shrimp.
Thank you. I am Shrimp.
Appreciate you guys. Yes, sir.

(01:13:28):
Sexual Chocolate. Thank you. Thank you for pulling up.
Step King. Yes, sir. You're a real one.
Thank you, everybody.
Well, you'll see my brother tomorrow.
Odin. Odin.
Thank you for showing up. Absolutely.
We can't never forget.
Appreciate you guys for stopping by. Blasphemous.
Thank you, too, brother. You guys are always there.
I always keep the conversation interesting.

(01:13:50):
I always keep it going. Yes, sir.
And then you guys talking in the chat is what gets us going, too.
So that's awesome. That's facts. That's facts.
Potatoes, baldheads in the chat, roaches in the chat.
There you go.
You guys have a great night, man. Y'all take it easy.
I will see y'all tomorrow with hopefully the conclusion of.
Yeah, yeah, because you hit you hit the.

(01:14:14):
I'm at the apex of the fucking story, right?
Yeah, I got Connor clapped, bro. Crazy word.
Yeah. Hey, you stuck to your.
Crazy word. Your logical sense, sir.
So yeah. And what did I get me? Dead.
In a box. Yeah.
Have a good night, y'all. Got it. Peace. Peace.
Peace. They were my best friends.

(01:14:34):
Growing up. Black kids.
I didn't want to leave the hotel. I was scared.
Meanwhile, you think it's not like straight horse booty.
They were my best friends.
Yeah. Growing up.

(01:14:55):
Black kids. Yeah.
I didn't want to leave the hotel. I was scared.
Meanwhile, you think it's not like straight horse.