Episode 37 : Hanging (By A Moment) Tonight, I Just Feel So Helpless

(DISCLAIMER: This is not an endorsement of an actual currency, crypto or otherwise. In fact, quite the opposite, as money is stupid and only real because we as a society pretend it has value. The following, at its core, is me taking a joke made on this episode too far, as per usual. This is the second half of the Minivan Rock episode. Link to the list is below. Enjoy the madness.)  [To the tune of “Click, Click Boom” by Saliva] C'mon, c'mon! C'mon, c'mon! All those Saturdays when bros go out and play Yo, I was up in my room, I was on the blockchain Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a lad With a mouse and a screen and virtual financial cravings All this, I seek, I find I push my hard drive to the line Make it, take it, right click it Until my token’s overrated! Click, click, coin! I'm coming down for your bitcoin, bro this ain’t no tangible note Click, click, coin! I'm mining down for that new style and you know it's Centralised Click, click, coin! Digital money movement, touring 'round the nation Leaving the boys in devastation (HODL!)