The New Fifty

Eighty is the new fifty, or so I'm told. But my back wasn't this dodgy when I was fifty, and my knees lasted longer than a circuit of the park with the dog before seizing up. And I wasn't caught short so often that I needed to memorise the location of the nearest public toilet for emergency pit stops!

The New Fifty is a short story from the Tall And True writers' website, written and narrated by Robert Fairhead.

Read the story on Tall And True: https://www.tallandtrue.com.au/fiction/short-stories/the-new-fifty

Robert's dog posts on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyDogPosts

Robert's dog posts on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mydogposts/

Podcast website: https://www.tallandtrueshortreads.com

Support the podcast: https://supporter.acast.com/tall-and-true-short-reads

Buy Robert's short story collections online:

• Amazon Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/Robert-Fairhead/e/B086HZ36NM

• Rakuten Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/au/en/author/robert-fairhead

Podcast Theme and Sound Effects

Royalty-free music from Pixabay.com: Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 15 in D major, Op. 28 'Pastorale' – IV. Rondo. Allegro ma non-Troppo, performed by Karine Gilanyan.

Sound effects licensed under Creative Commons 0 from FreeSound.org:

• Dog wagging/thumping tail: https://freesound.org/people/tallandtrue/sounds/657779/

• Dog panting: https://freesound.org/people/AGFX/sounds/221497/

• Whistle: https://freesound.org/people/strongbot/sounds/568995/

• Kids laughing: https://freesound.org/people/kikorurelas/sounds/642516/

• Kettle boiling: https://freesound.org/people/cupido-1/sounds/433538/

Production Notes

Tall And True Short Reads is produced using Audacity. 

Episodes are recorded in Sydney, Australia, on the traditional lands of the Gadigal People of the Eora Nation.

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