October 14, 2024 • 55 mins
Ever wondered how our favorite music videos and movies from the past still influence us today? Join us as we journey through some iconic pop culture moments, like Yellowcard's unforgettable MTV tribute to "The Breakfast Club" and Charlie Sheen's legendary cameo in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." We reflect on the emotional power of the Foo Fighters' performance with Taylor Hawkins' son, and even entertain the idea of rocking a "November Rain" inspired wedding dress. Of course, we also couldn't help but feel a bit of concert FOMO over missing Adele in Munich.
Our tales don't stop with music and movies. We share our recent travels, contrasting visits to historic sites and the introspection they inspire, with lighter stories about tattoos and redemption. Discover the significance of places like the Badlands and the Black Hills, and hear about a unique tattoo parlor owned by a former felon now supporting others on their paths to better lives. Amidst these reflections, we sprinkle in some lighthearted banter about movies, celebrity culture, and even the intriguing possibilities of alien existence with special guest Shane Hawkins, who brings his infectious energy and drumming prowess to the episode.
We're also exploring cultural contrasts, like the charmingly slow-paced hospitality found in German beer gardens and how it contrasts with the hustle and bustle of American service. Get a peek into the world of sports fandom, as we reminisce about soccer matches at Soldier Field and marvel at the sheer size of American college stadiums compared to their European counterparts. From extreme cave diving stories to curious political discussions, our conversation meanders through the quirky, the profound, and the just plain fun—proving that sometimes the best journeys are the unexpected ones.
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Dylan (00:00):
This is the Terribly Unoblivious Podcast.
Brad (00:03):
Yep, I said it before and I'll say it again Life moves
pretty fast.
You don't stop and look aroundonce in a while, you could miss
it.
Don't play the whole thing,claire.
Dylan (00:23):
It's a fat girl's nameire .
It's a fat girl's name.
Oh, thank you.
What is this one?
You wear tights.
This is the breakfast club, ohbut this is a video but no
yellow card.
This is mtv music awards backin movie awards.
I think it's it's 15 years ago,so 2009,.
(00:45):
They did like a celebration.
Oh, the rat pack.
Brad (00:49):
Okay, yellow card was big at that time.
Dylan (00:51):
Yeah Uh, ocean Avenue yellow card.
Yes, there's a place off ocean.
Um, so they did.
Uh, don't you forget about meas a tribute, and then they
played videos of the breakfastclub behind them on stage.
Yeah, tribute.
And then they played videos ofthe breakfast club behind them
on stage.
Yeah, and everyone was therebut amelio, which takes me back
to charlie sheen son.
(01:13):
Men at work what charliesheen's son?
Oh what amelio no god brothers.
No, oh yes, but charlie sheenwould have been in uh 16 candles
, not breakfast club charliesheen was no, yes, he was, he
(01:33):
was remember he was in thepolice station.
Brad (01:36):
No, that's not that wasn't 16 day off god damn it, I don't
want to record this podcastanymore because I'd love that
movie so much, but that that is.
Uh.
Yeah, that's funny, we'vetalked about that before.
Like he was, he was so good inthat small role that they had,
to like, cut pieces out.
Dylan (01:55):
Yeah, because it was like why don't you stick people up
your ass?
Brad (01:58):
people were too invested in his character.
Dylan (02:01):
He looks at her and she's .
What's her name again?
What's Ferris's sister but theJennifer gray?
Brad (02:10):
Yeah, she's a babe.
Dylan (02:12):
But then she, she went down the plastic surgery rabbit
hole and she good for her.
She went too far.
It's not bad.
She was naturally gorgeous.
Seen worse, that's true,there's always worse.
That's a cat lady, naturallygorgeous.
Seen worse, that's true,there's always worse that's a
cat lady.
Brad (02:27):
I don't like that argument .
Dylan (02:28):
No offense any.
I don't like that argumentanymore.
It's like it always be worseand it's like, yeah, it could
always be worse, could always beworse, could always be worse um
, but with the mtv thing, I didjust see the meme yesterday
where it's a.
Brad (02:40):
It looks almost like the jetsons background and it's what
the world would look like ifMTV just kept playing music
videos.
Yeah exactly, I enjoy thatRight.
But previous to the recordbutton, dylan was just saying he
was going down a little bit ofan emotional rabbit hole with
music videos before bed theother night.
Dylan (02:59):
Couldn't sleep last night I was like there's some good
ones.
I just watched it.
So the what I was telling Bradis the one that gets me, and
it's not one that I found lastnight.
It's one I found I don't know acouple months ago, but anytime
I'm in that moody emo moodyphase of my life that I'm just
by myself.
I'm just gonna watch musicvideos.
Uh, it's not necessarily amusic video, it's live, but it's
(03:22):
when, um, the foo fighters didtheir first concert after shane.
Oh yeah, uh, uh, hawkins diesand his son's his son comes up
and plays the drums for, uh, myhero, yeah, I was it's.
It's so powerful because theyget just bawling.
(03:42):
But grohl is, you can tell likeit's.
It is amazing the fact thatgirl can keep it together as
well as he can for that concert.
Because he's talking.
You can tell he's talking withemotion but he's he's not like
breaking down and he's like wehad to get the little guy out
here and you know it's only,it's only fair that he was here
(04:02):
and he's like this guy hits thedrums harder than anyone and
Holy shit, this kid just basheslike he is.
He just absolutely tries todestroy that drum set but it
plays so well and in tune andit's emotional.
Brad (04:17):
You're just like wow, that's a I mean, that's a great
song to play too.
Dylan (04:20):
I'm sitting in my dad's seat right now and I'm paying
tribute to him.
Brad (04:25):
Yeah, my hero, I mean anyway.
Yeah, imagine having a son thatliked you that much.
Dylan (04:31):
I was thinking about that Actually.
I'm like what?
Brad (04:33):
would I like.
Dylan (04:35):
What's my tribute to my dad?
Like I don't know, I'm justmaking my kids feel like they're
no purpose in life.
Would my sons just be like I,I'm not I'm not playing the
drums I stuck my in the dry.
Brad (04:50):
I don't want to stick my balls in your drum set.
Dylan (04:55):
I know you touch my drum set so we're four minutes into a
four and a half 444 minutesinto a podcast.
Brad (05:04):
Anyways, mine was, mine was November, rain, november
rain, yes, guns and roses musicvideo, the extended version.
Yeah, and I always dreamed ofmy bride walking down the aisle
in that white miniskirt dress.
Dylan (05:23):
Not white snakeskin, no, ohkin no, oh, okay, no, that's
what Axel was wearing.
Brad (05:29):
He could have been, could have been.
White snakeskin jumpsuit yesthat sounds on par yeah, but it
didn't happen.
I don't remember.
I don't remember what the dresswas like.
Dylan (05:41):
I don't know when.
Brad (05:42):
I got married.
Dylan (05:42):
I watch a lot of Adele.
Brad (05:44):
I wasn't wearing one.
Dylan (05:46):
I'm actually kind of upset.
I saw Taylor Swift in Munichand then Adele did a 10.
She's doing a 10-part concertseries in Munich.
Oh, Started two nights ago.
Brad (05:58):
Too bad for you.
Dylan (05:59):
I missed it.
No, it was last Friday, so itwas longer.
Brad (06:03):
That leads into what I want to talk about today, though
.
What do you want to talk about?
We both have been on vacation.
Dylan (06:08):
We tried to do a vacation episode?
How long ago.
And it never happened.
No, you just never published it.
Do we have unpublished episodes?
Oh yeah, Okay.
Brad (06:17):
We have unpublished episodes.
Oh yeah, we got a bunch.
Sorry, guys, I know you're notgetting enough content from us,
but we have unpublished episodes.
Yeah, one person.
No, we did one and it was goodand you didn't publish it, so
we're going to do it again.
Dylan (06:30):
Well, it wasn't really finished we kind of talked about
your shit but I had been on alot of vacations and we never
got to all my stuff.
Brad (06:40):
It's like a Little League baseball game.
Dylan (06:51):
It's not real.
Brad (06:52):
It doesn't count for anything, just fucking do it.
It's true, all right.
So, vacay, where were you atbrad?
What happened?
What did you learn?
Yeah, that's we.
We went to very differentplaces, right, um, I went to a
place where people weremassacred and you went to a
place where people did themassacring In history Not like
recent history, kind of recent,it's not that long ago, it's not
(07:12):
that long ago.
Dylan (07:15):
Whenever you read about history and the atrocities in
history, you're like well, itwas a while ago, we didn't know
any better.
Brad (07:22):
That was my grandpa.
That was my grandpa's time.
It didn't know any better.
Like this one was my grandpa,this one was my grandpa's, like
yesterday.
Dylan (07:26):
And it's not.
It doesn't seem any better.
Brad (07:29):
No, I can't remember who talks about that, but when you
start talking generallygenerationally, like that was
two, it was two generations ago,not that far no.
Dylan (07:41):
Yeah, no, I mean, we had a Pope, we had a Pope that was
part of that.
Hey he, he resigned.
What he's pope?
And what do they call that popeemirates?
What?
Brad (07:54):
are you saying?
What are you saying?
Dylan (07:57):
we're trying to get it benedict was part of hitler
youth.
Everyone knows this.
Oh, was he?
Yeah, but he was rat.
What was his?
Brad (08:05):
He wasn't rat singing Whenever you say Benedict, I
think Arnold or a sandwich PopeBenedict.
Dylan (08:10):
No.
Brad (08:11):
Eggs Benedict.
Is Pope Benedict still alive,by the way?
I don't know.
I'll go Okay.
Dylan (08:17):
I'll go.
Brad (08:18):
I'll go.
I'll go.
He'll keep calling See thereyou go first builder's day.
Thank you, here we go so wetook our first trip to south
dakota.
So we did not leave the states,because I can't leave the
states, because that breaks therule I have of traveling outside
the united states.
Sounds terrible.
Other than ireland, which weestablished it was rat zinger
jesus out of the states okay sonever been, drove through, never
(08:43):
stopped anywhere, never sawanything.
We're seeing and started lookingit up.
Turns out, yeah, fair amount ofshit to do out there in one
particular area.
More or less Funny enough, thatarea was heavily populated by
the Lakota people and thensubsequently kicked out because
(09:05):
they don't get to have cool shit.
Um, no, pottery, not no.
I mean like this is reallybeautiful land.
How about you don't get thisanymore and we'll just give you
this desert?
We've talked about this before,do you like that?
Dylan (09:19):
Who was our national parks guy?
Brad (09:22):
Teddy Roosevelt.
Dylan (09:23):
Hmm, who was the other one?
John Muir.
There you go.
Yeah, that's simple, like cremede mure.
No, okay, where's my cremefraiche?
We're creme de mure in theliquor cabinet okay, it's good,
I believe you, okay.
So we went out there, did uh,the badlands which were you, on
(09:44):
an episode of Suns of Anarchy.
Brad (09:47):
No, we did see some motorcycles.
Dylan (09:49):
Okay, I could see how it would be cool.
Well, sturgis is going on rightnow.
Yeah, yeah, I know that because, Gas Monkey.
Rich Rollins has got Gas MonkeySturgis going.
Oh, does he?
I don't know why I did thataccent.
Brad (10:01):
I apologize to anyone I know that because the guy that
did my tattoo is at Sturgisright now because he's probably
making a fuckload of money.
So cool.
Dylan (10:11):
Does he look like the guy that would just like take all
the money in and spend it rightaway?
Or is he a saver?
Brad (10:17):
So interesting story about my last two tattoos, not the
tattoos themselves but theparlors.
Okay, the one in Colorado lastyear was allegoric art and that
was kind of interesting becausethat was a little throwback to
Plato.
I like to make connections thatdon't mean anything,
(10:44):
coincidences, if you will fateor fate serendipity, yes okay,
shannon's favorite movie,serendipity john cusack.
Dylan (10:54):
She hates that movie.
Who's the female in it?
My?
Brad (10:57):
girlfriend.
What's uh, kate beckinsale?
Dylan (11:03):
is it yeah?
Brad (11:04):
it's got to be so.
That was the colorado last year.
This year did some browsingbecause I was kind of hankering
for another tattoo and this onewas uh, convicted designs is
kate beckinsale, wow why is's somuch hotter?
Dylan (11:24):
What's the vampire like in a movie Leather?
Brad (11:28):
Because it's leather, or is it leather?
What do you call that?
Underworld Vinyl?
Dylan (11:34):
Underworld was great.
Brad (11:36):
Is she wearing vinyl?
She was in Van Helsing too, Iforgot about that.
Dylan (11:40):
She had a vampire motif going on for a while.
Brad (11:43):
It's fine, I'm here for it .
I'd stab her with a wood stake.
I see what you did there butI'm not going to two on the nose
.
Dylan (11:53):
No, it's good.
Okay, that's good, it's reallygood.
All right, I just can't.
I can't compliment you, so Ican't.
That's fine with a wooden, uhgot that for my yep.
Brad (12:03):
I'm gonna put that in my back pocket.
So convicted designs was his uhshop.
He's got a couple of themactually.
Is he convicted of anything?
Yeah, he was a felon.
Dylan (12:13):
Oh good um and is he like jelly roll, like big meth guy,
and then just?
Brad (12:17):
now he's talking about not doing meth.
Yes, basically that's awesome.
Yeah are him and jelly rollfans friends jelly roll is
actually performing a sturgis,so possibly how do you know this
much about sturgis?
Dylan (12:29):
because billboards, that makes sense, yeah okay, yeah, he
got me there, um, and they sayso, he, he was a big work
anymore a big advocate of change.
Brad (12:39):
So he does like discounts to um felons that can prove like
rehabilitation, yes, like postwork.
So the system works.
I don't know that that'sthrough the system.
I believe that's probably afterthey get out, would be my guess
, through grit and tenacity.
(13:02):
So that was and I was like, okay, yeah, like that, like the work
like the, the idea of change,and so walk into a shop in rapid
city which was not the closestone to where we were staying.
Actually, he's his really bigone was two minutes away from
where we were staying, insteadof driving for an hour okay but
the rapid city one was, uh, Ibelieve, his first shop, smaller
(13:25):
shop.
You walk in there and thenacross the whole uh length of
the shop it says be the changeyou seek in the world, which was
one of my other tattoos, uhtheme motifs.
I was like what the fuck isgoing on here.
Serendipity, you know, I got togo back to that store and buy
(13:47):
the left glove.
Dylan (13:48):
Yeah.
Brad (13:49):
Or the right glove, whatever Center glove.
Isn't that how they met in thatmovie?
Dylan (13:55):
It was a pair of.
It was a pair of gloves, right,a pair of gloves.
Yeah, it was the only sizeShannon will know.
And then John was like, no, youtake him.
And then she was like, no, youtake him.
And then they went out tocoffee.
Brad (14:06):
Okay, and then they never talked again.
Dylan (14:09):
Well, no, he wanted to.
Brad (14:11):
No, she wrote it down in a book.
Dylan (14:13):
But we're both with other people, we can't.
So she wrote her information onthe book and then they did the
elevator thing I remember thatwhich was pick a floor, and he
picked the right floor.
Brad (14:29):
But then a kid got in and just fucking oh, I know way too
much about this movie.
That's fine, I like it.
So there's a little bit aboutthat.
But so we went to the badlands.
Okay, motif baggins, uh,badlands, pretty badass it's.
It's another planet, feels likeanother planet.
Dylan (14:43):
Um, it's very surreal speaking, Speaking of other
planets.
The Boeing astronauts are stillstuck up in space.
Brad (14:49):
Eh, I mean, eh, what Boeing astronauts.
Dylan (14:53):
So Boeing is trying to compete with SpaceX.
Brad (14:57):
SpaceX.
Dylan (14:57):
Okay, and they're like we have a reusable capsule, like
it's unfair if we don't get achance in space.
And then the two astronautsthey sent up are still at the
space station and are possiblygoing to be there till 2025.
Now they were supposed to bethere for like a two-week
mission.
That's your dream, right?
Oh, my god, I the if, if theboeing ceo, I would be on the
(15:20):
comms.
I'd be like you better keep meup here, because when I get back
down there, I will kill you.
It's that I will find you and Iwill kill you as the, the shane
gillis, uh, skit.
Brad (15:30):
When he's on the, he's on the airplane and it's getting
ready to go down, yeah, and he'slike uh.
He's like yeah, is this, isthis thompson's ford?
He's like, hey, you, you fuckmy car up.
I'm coming down there to fuckyou up right now.
He's like you better get ready,bitch.
And this lady's like what?
Dylan (15:47):
are you doing?
Brad (15:47):
he's like we're gonna die this guy needs to know I'm
coming for him.
It's never gonna happen, butit's exactly it I know I haven't
heard of that.
What do?
Dylan (15:55):
you mean you have it's been all over I don't read the
news and boeing knew they hadleaky seals or some bullshit
before it got sent up.
It it's always the seals, it'slike seven, 37.
I mean, like the doors bust off.
All this there's been some badleadership of Boeing, I feel
like.
Brad (16:13):
So they made it to the space station and now they're
stuck.
Dylan (16:16):
Yeah, Because of the they can't return the, the craft on
the way there was throwing airwarnings out the ass Like gonna
die, gonna basically all the youknow like the oh what nasa says
.
Brad (16:30):
Boeing starliner astronauts may fly home on
spacex in 2025 they'redefinitely flying home on spacex
.
Dylan (16:37):
That's good.
That's bad marketing.
So the only reason like andthis is what I've been thinking
about I'm get it.
This is a very delicate thing.
Everyone's like just send aspaceship up to rescue them.
There's a lot of things that gointo it, but there is some
politics and you probably couldjust send a spaceship up there
(16:58):
to get them, but Boeing's upthere going no, we're not going
to do that because it's going tolook really bad for us.
So give us a little bit of time.
We're going to fix our seals,yeah, and if they die, they'll
forget about it.
Stakeholders will forget aboutit in two years and we'll still
have stock, is this?
Brad (17:14):
if they sent a spaceship, like if NASA just sent a
spaceship.
Most expensive recovery inhistory or no?
Dylan (17:27):
I think the Concordia is going to go down as the most
expensive recovery and that'smore of a salvage.
That's the Italian Remember theItalian um uh cruise ship that
the captain abandoned, shippedand he got.
He got prosecuted forabandoning ship because it's
maritime law.
You don't as captain, you'renot allowed to, and people died.
Brad (17:44):
I think that's going down as like 800 billion.
Dylan (17:47):
Wow, that might be a ridiculous Cool.
Brad (17:50):
So thanks for throwing off that Cordia salvage.
So I was in South Dakota.
Is this why the last vacationone didn't air?
I don't know.
Cause you just fucking don'tstay on topic.
Dylan (18:07):
I have.
Add man, it's not cool.
Brad (18:10):
Not my problem.
You're absolutely right.
Dylan (18:13):
It was $612 million to build in 2004.
What do you think that salvageis going to cost?
Brad (18:19):
How much do I hate when you say numbers.
Dylan (18:22):
Well, you don't understand finance, so probably
a lot yeah it's a lot, okay.
Brad (18:28):
Anyway, we're moving on Badlands.
I did a little solo track.
I abandoned family.
Okay, I pulled a captain andabandoned ship.
We were doing a hike andeveryone was like this fucking
sucks.
I was like, yeah, I'll do it bymyself.
You just pull the ripcord andjust say peace bitch.
I was like, yeah, I'll do it bymyself.
You just pull the ripcord andjust say peace bitches.
Yeah, I was like go back.
That's awesome.
The show must go on.
How was it?
It ended up being pretty cool,yeah.
Dylan (18:51):
Let me guess you found one of those really flat big
rocks and then you got naked andyou turned your asshole up to
the sun and you're like oh, i'sa second time for everything.
Brad (19:04):
What is that?
Hey, I have coordinates, justdo not Google.
Dylan (19:08):
Earth.
Brad (19:09):
it okay, Suntanning butthole I can't believe I'm
Googling this right now.
That's not good.
Dylan (19:17):
Perennium sunning.
Brad (19:19):
Great, thank you.
Dylan (19:21):
It's a real thing.
Brad (19:22):
Everything is a real thing .
Everything is a real thing,everything is a real thing.
I don't like that.
That didn't happen.
I'm going to make you get ridof your laptop.
I'm going to make you turn itoff.
You stop it.
No, we're not.
We're talking about buttholes.
Dylan (19:41):
I am really sad, right now.
You're just so nihilistic andanxious, so yeah, What'd you do?
Brad (19:52):
Because you know, fuck my vacation.
Dylan (19:55):
You went to Germany.
Brad (19:55):
Saw Taylor Swift Sounds fun.
It was okay.
It was okay, it's good you sawher there, because you could
have been part of a terroristplot.
Dylan (20:02):
Yeah, I'm glad I'm not on an FBI watch list.
She got shut down.
Brad (20:06):
I know when was that Vienna Vienna?
Where's Vienna?
Austria?
Dylan (20:12):
oh, sausage no yeah, there's some there okay, but you
were in austria I was inaustria.
Brad (20:21):
Okay, now I'm on the dots are connecting.
Dylan (20:24):
I'm on the fbi watch list , thank you see what's happening
here.
Well, was it amazing yeah, itwas pretty cool it was pretty
cool.
Brad (20:35):
I saw two pictures, uh, concert related, mine or
somebody else's, I yours, Ithink I probably plagiarized it.
Okay, uh, it made me veryuncomfortable.
Which one?
Uh, both of them, because ofhow many people?
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot ofpeople, yeah so what is funny
(20:56):
about germany?
Dylan (20:59):
still a lot of people a lot of people, yeah, but we
think they're very, we're likewhat's the american joke?
But like, oh, very stoic, veryengineering, you know, like just
you know yeah, methodical turnsout, they're a bunch of hash
heads dude.
It took us fucking 40 minutesbeing third person in line to
(21:23):
get a cocktail from their bar inthe stadium, like it was the
most haphazard service ever.
I'm like this this is germanengineering at its finest.
Like I thought you guys wouldhave machines and everything
doing all this shit for you well, they do?
they do like they're hot, so istheir hospitality slower.
So their hospitality is verymuch european, which surprised
(21:45):
me.
It shouldn't spray and thatsounds terrible, but their
hospitality falls a lot in lineof spain, france, um, where the
server or the waiter whateveryou want to, whatever term you
want to use is there, working aroom, but it is very relaxed,
(22:06):
like it is not like you're backand call whatever and you, just
you, raise your hand when youneed something.
Okay, um, spain, the wholething is they do like their
whole culture is based on wedon't want to bother you while
you're at a table.
If you need something, raiseyour hand, grab us, get our
attention.
And it's not rude to be likebarking at someone in spain,
(22:27):
like when you're like hey, likethat's not rude, that's just
like, oh, they want my attention.
I didn't want to bother thembecause that's your table, is
your personal space.
Brad (22:34):
Yeah, so if you have a drinking problem, your hands
just like always up.
Dylan (22:39):
Let's just say that I have a shoulder sling on.
I have a shoulder sling onright now, nice, but Germany was
very much along the same linesof just we'll get to you when we
get to you, but their beergardens.
They have a culture of beergardens, which are a couple
rules.
When it comes to theirtraditional beer gardens, one
has to be pea gravel two, no,but chestnut trees oh three.
(23:03):
Um, it can be.
Bring your own food.
There's, it goes back to theday, it's a whole thing.
Okay, and uh, for self-servebeer, okay, not like in the tree
, you have to.
You can self-serve and go grabas much as you want, like you
don't need somebody that comearound to you.
You can go, like, grab beers asyou want.
So there's a, there's ruleslike that.
But, um, yeah, it wasinteresting the fact that it was
(23:25):
way more laid back, whichdoesn't bother me because it's
it's fun.
It's nice to be able to sit downand actually like take in the
environment around you, versuslike I'm just just getting here
for a quick beer.
And it does change yourperspective on things because
I've done that here.
We're like, well, we got 15minutes, let's have a quick beer
, but you're so entrenched inthe moment of trying to get a
quick beer and all the processthat goes along with it.
(23:47):
Are you actually enjoying that15 minutes where it's like
you're over in, you're over, I'mover here and I'm sitting at a
beer garden and there's all thisfun shit going on around me.
It forces you to groundyourself and be like what's
going on around me right now,because I'm not no rush.
There's no rush.
You're in the moment, eventhough you have a rush, which is
(24:09):
something that I've learned isit takes time to check out.
When I go to Europe, I'm in arush, and then, by the time I'm
leaving Europe, I'm like I'm notin a rush, I don't really want
to go anywhere.
Brad (24:19):
There's definitely parts of the United States that are
like that too.
Dylan (24:23):
The South has a little bit of that.
Brad (24:27):
Everything's a little bit different pace yeah.
Dylan (24:30):
The Midwest is just too efficient sometimes and too
hospitable.
We've got a lot of shit to do,yeah, but what though?
Brad (24:38):
We got corn to pick.
Dylan (24:40):
That's true.
Brad (24:41):
Corn to plant corn to pick corn to eat.
It is sweet corn season?
Yeah, it is, I just heads on.
Dylan (24:50):
I was just informed by Brittany that we have sweet corn
.
Brad (24:53):
I don't know why I'm not eating it right now.
That would make for some greataudio, yeah brad and dylan
braces and ate sweet corn so howmany people?
How many people were in, likethe stadium that she played 5
000 and that is what's that likea, a big European football
(25:17):
stadium.
Dylan (25:17):
It's three and a half times the mark.
Brad (25:20):
Three and a half times, that's pretty big.
Yeah, what is it?
Dylan (25:25):
It's a little bit smaller than Kinnick Stadium.
Brad (25:27):
What about Soldier Field?
Dylan (25:30):
See, the thing is actually in the United States
which actually kind of wakespeople out is that college
stadiums are actually biggerthan professional stadiums.
Um, soldier field all the timecapacity not all the time, but
um, for the most part okay, likethe biggest stadiums united
(25:50):
states are, I want to saymichigan, ohio and alabama.
Soldier field is 62,500, so10,000 more people, what?
No, the mark's only 50, 10 or15,000 let's go with 15.
Brad (26:07):
So, hey, we're going back to soldier field.
Which game to see?
Not messy play again yeah,again miami.
Dylan (26:14):
And whom, chicago?
Brad (26:16):
oh what that's disappointing that's older field
, who else?
Dylan (26:18):
is playing there.
I mean, I saw manchester unitedand chelsea there when lampard
oh, actually wasn't that.
No, it was terry, it was rooney, it was oh, what were you two?
Who was the Portuguese defenderfor her nobody cares about me,
(26:39):
just reunited okay, where's myfriend at?
Brad (26:42):
he's gone he's gone, we're talking about Martin I asked
him what do you say?
Fuck you guys.
Dylan (26:52):
I hate them.
Officially, it's fine Okay.
Brad (26:59):
We also went to Black Hills Explain the Black.
Hills, the Black Hills are likehills, but instead of green
they're black.
I don't understand it actuallycomes from the rock, I guess
that's.
So they're granite hillsSurrounding them, so the native
people called them Black Hills.
I don't understand.
Dylan (27:20):
It's very Western South Dakota, northern Wyoming, are
primarily composed of ancientgranite and metamorphic rocks.
The core of the Black Hillsconsists of pre Cambrian granite
and schist, which are some ofthe oldest rocks in North
America, dating back to 1.8billion years.
These ancient rocks from thecentral peaks of the region I
(27:41):
almost fell on my sword rightthere which one?
Brad (27:44):
Just so you'd stop reading .
Oh, Dislike.
They have a core of sedimentarylimestone sandstone shale and
they're deposited during thePaleozoic and mesozoic eras so
the other week I sent you athing that I'm gonna start
booing when I don't likeconversations that are happening
(28:06):
.
Be curious, not judgmental.
I'm gonna be judgmental.
Okay, I'm just gonna startbooing.
Okay, when you start reading,I'm gonna start booing.
Other.
People may find it fascinatingprobably not, I don't.
I'm just going to start booing.
Okay, when you start reading,I'm going to start booing.
Other people may find itfascinating Probably not, I
don't.
I know I don't like it.
We saw a lot of Buffalo.
Dylan (28:24):
They're tasty, they're so good.
Buffalo are so tasty, extremelylean too.
Brad (28:30):
Yes, I'm going to also very tender and delicious,
amazing flavor.
I know the meatloaf.
Dylan (28:37):
I don't know how to describe it.
The meat almost has a sweetnessto it.
Brad (28:44):
It's the best beef you've ever had, but it's not beef.
I know that's what it's like,but what is so like birds or
poultry?
Yes?
Dylan (29:00):
Beef is cattle.
Yes, what is buffalo?
Bison, bison, thank you.
Yeah, that's it, but that'sjust we call them red meat.
Brad (29:05):
Yeah, it's just red red meat poultry red meat okay, one
thing I found interesting was wewe did end up going to the
crazy horse uh memorial, whichis the giant memorial that
they're in process of carvingfor.
The last Is that where Geronimowas 80 years.
Dylan (29:24):
No, Crazy Horse was the chief of the what tribe.
Brad (29:32):
I believe he was part of the Lakota tribe.
Okay, he was a why I mean hewas, he was, he was a wily one,
yeah, but he was an app.
Dylan (29:43):
I mean he was a savage and and and like.
I mean that in a positive waylike the guy, the guy who didn't
.
The guy has.
I don't mean it.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I definitely using it inthe pocahontas way.
Thank, you.
Disney.
Good job.
She didn't end up with John, bythe way.
Everyone Spoiler alert.
No, he was very, he was verylike.
Brad (30:05):
I mean modern day.
Like you could describe him asa big gangster.
He was a crafty motherfucker, Imean.
Anyways, at the memorial Stayon topic, Brad.
Yeah, so very fascinating,highly recommend it.
Shannon wanted to go.
I was kind of like eh it'sanother big rock that's being
carved, uh, but there's a ton ofhistory and, um, all sorts of
(30:31):
Indian artifacts and art uh,both from the past and the
present.
There is now a uh educationcenter there.
I think it's a college, uh,they have started.
That's another like big pieceof this.
Okay, and so you go in and youget a little 15 minute video
about the sculptor and theprocess of why it is what it is
(30:56):
and where, why it's where it isand all these different things.
And then you come out and youcan see all these different art
pieces and artifacts and thingslike that.
One of them was, uh I think itwas a kid at the time, it was
like 14 that went in and paintedevery single survivor of uh,
(31:20):
like the custer's last stand ohso all of the indians that were
survivors of that I thought theywon the battle they did okay
yeah, I mean, a bunch of themstill died, but they did win
that.
I thought Custer went off acliff.
No, it was a hill, don't fuckwith me.
(31:43):
So when he was painting them,most of them were.
Dylan (31:47):
Was Daniel Day-Lewis there?
Brad (31:49):
No, okay Before his time Different documentary yes, yeah,
that was in the East Coast, Ibelieve.
Yeah, that was in the EastCoast, I believe, yeah.
Dylan (31:56):
I will find you.
Brad (31:57):
Yeah, he did, he found her .
They were most of them in their90s, most of these survivors,
by the time this person waspainting them and I thought how
like how many people now live totheir 90s In such a small like.
If you took uh friar talk, ifyou took that small of a group,
(32:20):
say like the smallest group,like a small platoon that was uh
in normandy on d-day, okayright, and then come back when
they're all 90 yeah, how many ofthem are left?
a few, I don't know, I don'tknow, yeah, a few couple.
There seem to be a lot of thesemotherfuckers left, like many
of them are left a few, I don'tknow.
I don't know.
Yeah, a few couple.
There seemed to be a lot ofthese motherfuckers left, like
none of them died.
It's not an easy life, and somy thought was they eat a lot of
(32:43):
buffalo, so I might starteating a lot of buffalo.
Low trans fat I like it yeahyeah, so well, there's gotta be
something.
What was the?
Dylan (32:53):
raccoon's name in uh pocahontas miku, maybe it was.
Brad (32:57):
It was miku, I'm gonna fucking jump off custer's cliff
better you than him killing mesmalls sandlot.
Great movie, thank you, butyeah, I mean, I had it a couple
times.
Let me buffalo meatloaf.
Dylan (33:13):
You just can't go wrong I don't think I've ever had
buffalo meatloaf.
Where are you getting yourbuffalo at, uh?
Brad (33:20):
fresh local there.
Yeah, here there.
Okay, so it's a big product upthere oh yeah, okay, uh, we have
a buffalo farm here thoughwhich one um what's out off 61
we're talking about coconut?
What goes to Muscatine 61,that's south.
Dylan (33:38):
Yeah, 61 south.
There's one out there.
Brad (33:42):
I think you can house your bison there, hey.
Fred, I got a nice littlesanctuary for you until I'm
ready to kill you.
You just got to shelter themthere for, like, you're going on
vacation, and you got to putyour bison somewhere, you know,
yeah, and then I think they tagthem so they don't accidentally
(34:04):
slaughter them, probably.
Yeah, this is all hearsay.
Dylan (34:08):
Nobody really knows.
You want to hear a funny story?
Yes, okay, please, I'veactually.
I farm buffalo.
Brad (34:16):
Oh.
Dylan (34:16):
What yeah Been part of a couple roundups.
Brad (34:19):
Have you, yeah, really In those glasses 250 of them.
Dylan (34:23):
Just bring them on in City slicker styles and actually
one died because when you takethem from the open into the pen
and they start to filter in.
One got um into the pen andthey they start to um filter in
uh.
One got pinned up against thewall and they're 1,450 pounds
and um one got stabbed to deathcause it kind of got pinned up
(34:45):
against them Like they all havehorns and they didn't mean to do
it, they just were all kind oflike roaming by, and one just
got gouged to death in themiddle of the pen.
So then we had like stopped thetraffic and then we had to uh
go in with a forklift and uhpick it up and bring it out, um,
and then the rest of them gottheir vaccines.
Brad (35:01):
It was great, though they're all yeah, no brucellosis
, no people, just walk up tothem in the wild.
That's a bad idea and I don'tfucking murder you.
I don't understand yeah, Idon't understand people's
complete lack of sense forthings that will easily kill
(35:22):
them.
Dylan (35:23):
But they look cute, brad, and it's going to be a great
Instagram photo.
Brad (35:29):
Disagree.
Dylan (35:31):
Okay, I've got a prime example.
Where's the cat?
Is the cat around here rightnow?
I don't know that cat.
She can't kill you Wherever sheis.
No, no, no, no.
This is why humans do this shit.
That cat Loud banging noises inthis house, whether it's nail
guns going outside, it'slightning, it could be me
(35:52):
throwing a box down the stepsthat cat doesn't move.
She's completely okay withwhatever danger is going around
her, because nothing's badhappened to her in her entire
life.
Brad (36:06):
True, she's been domesticated.
Dylan (36:08):
Yes, Same with humans.
Oh, nothing terrible couldhappen to me.
They lose their fight or flightsystem, yeah, and then all of a
sudden, when that fight orflight system kicks in, it's a
very scary place for someone tobe.
That's never actually beenthere before, ooh, because then
(36:28):
you're like you're flooded.
Your body is your body's never.
It's unfamiliar.
Brad (36:33):
I don't think these people have that.
Dylan (36:34):
Oh, they do right before they die.
Eh, it's, it's unfamiliar.
I don't think these people havethat.
Brad (36:36):
Oh they do be right before they die.
And it's not enough.
It's not enough, it's notenough too domesticated.
It's too late.
Yeah, this is everyone.
Dylan (36:44):
Everyone has been.
So this is my issue.
People conflateges with rights.
Yes, you have certain rights youdon't have, and safety is some
of it.
But you don't have a right toinherent safety, no matter where
you are at any given moment inyour life.
(37:05):
It's not an inherent right.
It's a privilege to be in anarea that allows you to have
that safety.
It is not a right.
And people are like well they,they think of black and white
terms.
Well, I should be safe nomatter what.
This is ridiculous.
You're like that's not how thisworld works.
Should, isn't an actualvariable?
That's not really how safetyworks either, exactly and but
(37:28):
people do that like they're likewell, I, I should be, so I?
Why?
Why can't I walk down thisalley in this really sketchy
place the middle of the nightand not be safe?
Because that's not how it works?
Brad (37:40):
Think of safety as a bulletproof vest.
Right, like things that are putinto place to make you safe.
That's your vest, right, butthey can still shoot you in the
fucking head.
Yeah, what if he would haveshot you in the head?
Dylan (37:54):
Yeah, exactly.
Brad (37:58):
Yeah, yeah.
What if he would have shot mein the fucking head?
Yeah, what if he would haveshot you in the head?
Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
What if he would have shot mein the head?
Dylan (37:59):
it's a risk we were willing to take but yeah, we we
did drive by.
Brad (38:05):
Uh, one of these things it was right on, it was a lone one
.
Didn't think we were gonna seeany that day.
Just, I mean, it's a smallhouse, is what it feels like,
just walking and doesn't careabout you, doesn't care about
your car, nothing, justmeandering through, just it's
(38:25):
yeah.
And then, and then you thinklike, hey, there's 100 out there
, let's go walk in the middle ofthem.
No, no, what are you doing?
Have you ever been hit by a 250pound man?
Multiply that it's not going tobe good.
I don't, I don't like it.
Yeah well, and I don't reallyunderstand the difference
(38:47):
between how people like if youask that same person like, hey,
would you go ride a bull?
They'd be like mm-mm.
No way not doing that Like, butyou will stand next to this
thing.
Different, yeah, yeah, notreally.
Dylan (39:06):
I get really, really angry at the world a lot because
I'm like why do I have toanswer so many questions?
Why do I have to help peoplefigure shit out so all the time?
And it's easier to just remindyourself sometimes that your job
is just to answer questions andhelp other people get to where
they need to go.
No, I mean and you just have tounderstand that, not everyone,
(39:28):
not everyone knows where they'regoing.
Brad (39:31):
I mean, sometimes you just have to hit the record button
and watch that person get flownby a buffalo.
Dylan (39:36):
Yeah.
Brad (39:37):
That's all.
Dylan (39:38):
Speaking of the record button, did you see the
crossfitter that died today?
I did see that happen and thata person jumped in to save them
and they apprehended that personbefore they could get to that
person.
Brad (39:52):
No, yeah, I did not see that part.
That's unfortunate.
Dylan (39:57):
And the lifeguard that was on the paddleboard was not
doing their job apparently.
Brad (40:01):
How many people are in the water at the time.
Dylan (40:03):
I think they do all women and males at the same time.
So whatever the individuals 40,50, I don't know what the
individuals are anymore.
Brad (40:09):
The CrossFit games are kind of annoying.
Was it an open water swim, justa short swim or longer?
I have no idea.
Yeah, I'm not a good swimmer.
It was bound to happen at somepoint, though I can swim.
(40:35):
But the thought of thebeginning of triathlons and
things when everybody just goesall at once, no thanks, that's
terrifying to me.
Getting kicked head, just.
I mean, even with safetyprecautions, you put that many
people in the water like you'rewatching everybody you can't
it's physical imposs.
that's not.
I don't like it, but yeah,that's sad.
It's not us, though.
It could always be worse.
It could be worse.
So we got back from vacationand we wanted a little bit more
(41:00):
adventure.
What did you guys do?
We watched that 13 Lives theThai soccer kids.
Dylan (41:11):
Have you seen it?
You watched?
Brad (41:12):
it.
Are you fucking?
You watched the whole thing,yes, oh, have you never seen it
before?
Dylan (41:15):
no I hadn't.
Brad (41:17):
I didn't even know the story.
So I mean I knew, I knew theygot stuck and I knew they came
out well, elon musk was evenlike we're building submarine.
Dylan (41:25):
We're building self-driving submarines that
we're gonna send over to helprescue, like that.
Don't you remember that elonwas tweeting shit like we're
developing drone submarines,basically shocking.
Brad (41:36):
I know my and it wouldn't have worked.
Dylan (41:39):
So, um, one of the guys I work with is a uh, scuba.
He's a steve.
He's a scuba steve.
Is he a dive master?
He's more than a dive.
I'm gonna do a discredit now,but he has all the certs and
he's actually on the localrescue team, okay, and um, he
goes in the mississippi the rockriver and you know, like hey
car in the river, he does allthat and he's like hardcore,
(42:03):
like nah dog would never do that.
But he said when he watches thatit is the most because he's
used to like two inch ofvisibility like literally going
down into the mississippi, notbeing able to see your hands
when you hold them out in frontof you until you bring them
(42:23):
right in front of your gogglesright and like in, they have
this.
All they have.
Part of becoming a safety diverand a rescue diver is they know
where all their tools on theirbody are.
And they have to do like allthese kind of like crazy, like
grab your tool in this moment,kind of um training scenarios
and an observer has to likecertify you, okay, so like.
You basically have to be like areally good feeler and he's
(42:46):
just like.
Those guys had to take theirtanks off their bodies and I've,
and I've had to take my tanksoff and other things through my
own personal scuba diving invery clear water.
It is not fun to take your tankoff your back, yeah, and try to
get it back on your body and belike, oh, am I good?
Can I still have my breathingapparatus?
(43:07):
They would take their tanks off, yeah, and they would slide
them through holes for a milewhere their tank was in front of
them and they would just belike well, I hope nothing gets
pulled away from my body rightnow, because if it does, I'm
dead.
And they had to stage tanksover weeks because it was such a
long dive in they would have totrade tanks off as they went.
Because it was such a long divein, they would have to trade
(43:28):
tanks off as they went.
So not only are you scubadiving, you're climbing through
a PVC pipe that's five incheswide.
I mean, it was so dumb.
Brad (43:38):
It was scary as shit.
The movie itself is scary asshit, and you know, because it's
a movie, so the scenes thatthey're shooting have to be
visible, right?
Otherwise what's the fuckingpoint?
You know it's a movie, so thatthey, the scenes that they're
shooting, have to be visible,right?
Otherwise what's the fuckingpoint?
You know it's not that visibleit's not that light in there
well, not even.
I mean they have lights on.
Yeah but the water is just goingto be murky yeah, and so at
(44:03):
best it's probably like thatbecause it's constant running
water.
That was part of.
The whole issue was that allthis water running in from the
cave is creating all thesecurrents.
We have currents.
You have dirty rock everywhere.
If you've been inside caves.
It's just what's it covered in?
It's just muck like mud.
So I think of the mindset ofbeing underwater in the dark,
(44:30):
not knowing where you're at, andthen just do that for six hours
straight sounds cool oh, andhere, here's some ketamine yeah,
give me that if.
If I had to choose between beingthe kids on ketamine or the
divers, give me the ketamine.
Yeah, yeah, I'm out, I'm good.
Hey, I go back to surgery.
(44:51):
Right, like lights out bitches,here we go, and if I'm going to
die I'm never going to know.
Hopefully You're never going towake up, hopefully.
But yeah, that was wild and Idid not know that part.
Dylan (45:03):
I didn't sleep that night , Like we made the mistake of,
like it was like 10 o'clock atnight.
Brad (45:07):
We're like we're not ready for bed yet.
You watch that movie.
Dylan (45:10):
Yeah, it was like five o'clock in the morning and I was
like, okay, I'm finally dozingoff now.
Brad (45:14):
Like it ended at 1230.
You just wake up upside down,stuck between your nightstand no
, pretty much Nice.
So, hey, martin, not going toThailand?
No, thanks, I don't like whatyou have to offer.
Okay, keep it.
Keep that shit for yourself.
It's wild.
(45:34):
So that was it.
That was, yeah, I got morestuff, but talk about it?
No, I don't want to do it rightnow.
Why not?
Because I'm going toincorporate it into something
else.
Okay, so I feel like all we didis talk about your trip.
No, you don't eat, that's youdon't like talking.
Dylan (45:48):
So that's true.
Brad (45:50):
Yeah, germany's still there, taylor Swift's still good
.
Dylan (45:56):
So Munich's completely flat city, get this right
Totally flat, like, totally,like it is as flat as flat gets.
But then there's a big ass hillright in the middle of it.
That's Olympic, that's Olympicvillage and there's a big ass
hill right in the middle of it.
Brad (46:09):
That's olympic, that's olympic village.
Little dog, where'd that hillcome from?
Oh, can I take guesses?
Yep, do you know the answer?
Yeah okay, ready, all right,munich, germany.
Uh, is it really old?
Is the hill really old?
No, it's not old like 100 years.
Yeah, oh, it's not bodies,right, it's not bodies right,
(46:29):
it's not bodies.
There might be some bodies init, unexploded ordinance.
You're on the right track.
Dylan (46:37):
Okay, we literally bombed the shit out of that town and
rubbled it.
They took all the rubble overthere and they mounded it and
they just built a big dump sitefor all the rubble Wow, and they
just filled it in with dirt.
And they just built a big dumpsite for all the rubble, wow,
and then they just filled it inwith dirt.
And then all of a suddenthey're like oh, we got a hill.
And then part of like goingback to sports.
Brad (46:54):
My grandpa might have done that.
Dylan (46:56):
So sports washing, we talk about sports washing.
We've talked.
When were we Sports washing?
Sports washing, which is whatCutter was trying to do during
the world cup, which is pouringbillions of dollars into fifa
and being like look at us, we'rea great country.
Brad (47:15):
Oh yeah, we're not doing all these heinous things.
The women and gay rights andyou know it's sports washing
it's and the actual workersmaking the stadiums exactly yeah
so sports washing.
Dylan (47:20):
That part of that was oh, we have this big hill over here
, we'll put the olympic villageover here.
It's the renaissance and theresurgence of germany, 50 years
actually.
It's in the 70s or the 80s,don't know.
When was the munich olympics?
Brad (47:35):
I'm not.
Oh, that was that long that was.
Dylan (47:37):
Munich was like 80s right late 70s yeah, so like 40 years
, after all that shit, theyallowed them to have the
olympics that doesn't seem.
Brad (47:45):
What do you mean?
Allowed them?
It's not the same people.
It wasn't, are you sure?
Yeah, didn't they all go to?
Dylan (47:52):
they went to, I'm sure all of them went and I'm sure,
not every the entire country.
I thought they went to southamerica do you think this is how
we're going to talk good ones?
This is how we're going to talkabout fanatical trump people?
In like 40 years we're like,why don't we let them do this
again?
Like well, no, they lost theirrights.
Brad (48:09):
Uh, the other thing I saw in South Dakota Trump signs so
much merch talking about merch.
Dylan (48:19):
Okay, so I'm agnostic, but this is fucking horrendous.
Just no, this is.
This is kamala she oh, where'dthis go?
Where'd this go?
She her instagram as ofyesterday she posted her, her
(48:40):
and waltz between the olympicsand this usa is so back.
For the first time in a longtime, I feel some hope for the
leadership in this country.
That's kamala's.
That's kamala's post.
Okay.
And then the next one is theyreleased a camo with hunter
safety, orange threaded harriswaltz hat okay, saw that okay,
(49:02):
okay, also so stoked to reclaimcamo and the flag in a patriotic
sort of way, not a potentiallyracist and homophobic sort of
way.
Wait what that was the post.
Brad (49:13):
Reclaim camo from who I don't know.
Dylan (49:17):
Hunters.
It just says reclaim camo andthe flag in a patriotic sort of
way and not potentially racistand homophobic sort of way.
Okay, well, there's someblanket statements being made.
Brad (49:28):
There are because of the hat.
It's real tree camo, right,yeah, uh.
But now just hearing youverbally say that without seeing
it, uh, I'm thinking.
Well, who wears camo?
Dylan (49:40):
oh, the military wears camo don't ask, don't tell baby,
that's uh okay, yeah, I meancovering a lot of ground there.
Brad (49:51):
You should have saved that for the next episode.
We are so fucked.
Hot takes.
Dylan (49:55):
We are so fucked.
I look at both sides and I'mlike, ah, it's going to be fine.
We are so oh, my God.
Trump almost got assassinated.
In the time that we haven'ttalked.
Brad (50:05):
Did he, though?
Did they find out if a bulletreally hit him?
It did?
Positive Mm-hmm, not shrapnel.
Confirmed, confirmed, ooh.
Dylan (50:16):
Yeah.
Do you know what my favoritething is, though?
The Secret Service Director,when she showed up to Congress
with zero answers.
Brad (50:27):
And she thought she could stonewall Congress.
Oh Wait, answers.
And she thought she couldstonewall congress.
Dylan (50:31):
Oh wait, you have to give them answers apparently
bullshit, I don't know.
Whatever.
She resigned after day one oftestimony, though.
Oh, I got hammered I would too.
Brad (50:39):
She got hammered, I would.
I would just resign fromlistening to those people talk.
I would have resigned before Ieven showed her like I thought
you're right, we lied yeah, Imean we didn't do it.
Dylan (50:48):
They had a, they had an anti-drone machine.
That quote unquote just wasn'tworking that day.
Brad (50:56):
Okay, like okay is this conspiracy now?
Or?
I know it's not a conspiracy,this is just it was negligence.
Dylan (51:04):
Okay, that's all it was yeah I don't know when people
get all worried, like and you'relike, no, it's just negligence.
Negligence often gets, that'sall it was.
Yeah.
I don't know when people getall worried.
They're like, oh, and you'relike, no, it was just negligence
.
Brad (51:10):
Negligence often gets misconstrued for conspiracy.
Dylan (51:14):
Churchill.
What was his quote Um?
Brad (51:18):
uh, no, it's, it's, it's.
It's just easier to believe,you know people, people are dumb
than people are just the cabalof evil things yeah, but it's a
don't misconstrue what was yeahyeah, yeah, everybody knows what
you're talking about.
Can't wait for you to wake uptomorrow upside down.
(51:41):
Oh, what was it don't uh.
Oh, what is he?
Dylan (51:48):
yeah, just look it up, I can't remember it it basically
says like anytime you thinksomeone's being an aggressor
towards you, just it's easier toassume that they just don't
understand or that they're just,it's just, yeah, stupidity
don't I don't know, sorry, youdon't know.
Brad (52:07):
Never attribute malice that which is adequately
explained by stupidity.
Yes, thank you, it's basicallythat.
Dylan (52:13):
Yeah, god, that took me like two seconds to find lan's
razor is what it is neverattribute to malice that was,
which is adequately explained bystupidity, and I that is hard.
When people do stupid shitagainst you, you get angry you
get emotional, and so it'seasier to just to make some big
thing out of it.
But yeah, but you don't have toturn it into like you know I get
(52:36):
really mad about and this goesback to the conversations we've
had about, um, uh, how do Idescribe it?
Information overload.
There's information overload,but it's that open-mindedness
which is just because you're aconspiracy theorist doesn't mean
(52:57):
you're open-minded.
It's being open to theinformation around you and being
able to distill that Boring.
It is boring, but we can't keepanything in this society a
secret.
How do you think there's asecret society out there?
Brad (53:17):
We can't keep anything a secret?
Nothing.
Dylan (53:19):
We know that aliens exist .
Brad (53:25):
They kept that locked up.
Pretty good, there's not OkayFor a while.
A while okay, it's out now, isit they?
Yes, I just had thisconversation with my son oh god,
he goes last is literally lastnight.
Uh, do aliens exist?
And I said there are questionsand then there are better
(53:49):
questions, and he was like yeahso, and I was like shut it
questions.
Dylan (53:55):
You're not picking better questions down right now yeah,
I was like does?
Brad (54:00):
has anyone seen an alien on this planet?
I don't know, I don't have theanswer to that.
Have they ever been to thisplanet?
Don't know, don't have ananswer to that.
In all of history, eternity,existence, are there aliens?
Yeah, I would well, almost withcertainty.
(54:21):
Yes, so does it matter ifthey're here or not?
Yeah, it probably does, right?
No, he's a member of our familyand he needs to be here tonight
with all of us.
Aliens.
He's going to come up and playwith us tonight.
(54:41):
Ladies and gentlemen, would youplease welcome Mr Shane Hawkins
on the drum?
Well, he's not an alien, couldbe?
Look at his hair?
Dylan (54:53):
I can't see his hair, we're going to begin where we
ended.
Brad (54:56):
No, or head where we began .
Dylan (55:00):
Thank God Hit it.
No, he hasn't even startedbashing on the drums yet.
Don't care, we're just going toreally let this one go.
Brad (55:09):
Good.
As he starts busting into it,I'm going to bust a nut, bang my
head Like that.
This kid goes hard.
I wish my face was in front ofthat bass drum right now.
Bye, guys, you're still here.
(55:29):
It's over.
Go home, go.
This is the Terribly Unoblivious Podcast.
Brad (00:03):
Yep, I said it before and I'll say it again Life moves
pretty fast.
You don't stop and look aroundonce in a while, you could miss
it.
Don't play the whole thing,claire.
Dylan (00:23):
It's a fat girl's nameire .
It's a fat girl's name.
Oh, thank you.
What is this one?
You wear tights.
This is the breakfast club, ohbut this is a video but no
yellow card.
This is mtv music awards backin movie awards.
I think it's it's 15 years ago,so 2009,.
(00:45):
They did like a celebration.
Oh, the rat pack.
Brad (00:49):
Okay, yellow card was big at that time.
Dylan (00:51):
Yeah Uh, ocean Avenue yellow card.
Yes, there's a place off ocean.
Um, so they did.
Uh, don't you forget about meas a tribute, and then they
played videos of the breakfastclub behind them on stage.
Yeah, tribute.
And then they played videos ofthe breakfast club behind them
on stage.
Yeah, and everyone was therebut amelio, which takes me back
to charlie sheen son.
(01:13):
Men at work what charliesheen's son?
Oh what amelio no god brothers.
No, oh yes, but charlie sheenwould have been in uh 16 candles
, not breakfast club charliesheen was no, yes, he was, he
(01:33):
was remember he was in thepolice station.
Brad (01:36):
No, that's not that wasn't 16 day off god damn it, I don't
want to record this podcastanymore because I'd love that
movie so much, but that that is.
Uh.
Yeah, that's funny, we'vetalked about that before.
Like he was, he was so good inthat small role that they had,
to like, cut pieces out.
Dylan (01:55):
Yeah, because it was like why don't you stick people up
your ass?
Brad (01:58):
people were too invested in his character.
Dylan (02:01):
He looks at her and she's .
What's her name again?
What's Ferris's sister but theJennifer gray?
Brad (02:10):
Yeah, she's a babe.
Dylan (02:12):
But then she, she went down the plastic surgery rabbit
hole and she good for her.
She went too far.
It's not bad.
She was naturally gorgeous.
Seen worse, that's true,there's always worse.
That's a cat lady, naturallygorgeous.
Seen worse, that's true,there's always worse that's a
cat lady.
Brad (02:27):
I don't like that argument .
Dylan (02:28):
No offense any.
I don't like that argumentanymore.
It's like it always be worseand it's like, yeah, it could
always be worse, could always beworse, could always be worse um
, but with the mtv thing, I didjust see the meme yesterday
where it's a.
Brad (02:40):
It looks almost like the jetsons background and it's what
the world would look like ifMTV just kept playing music
videos.
Yeah exactly, I enjoy thatRight.
But previous to the recordbutton, dylan was just saying he
was going down a little bit ofan emotional rabbit hole with
music videos before bed theother night.
Dylan (02:59):
Couldn't sleep last night I was like there's some good
ones.
I just watched it.
So the what I was telling Bradis the one that gets me, and
it's not one that I found lastnight.
It's one I found I don't know acouple months ago, but anytime
I'm in that moody emo moodyphase of my life that I'm just
by myself.
I'm just gonna watch musicvideos.
Uh, it's not necessarily amusic video, it's live, but it's
(03:22):
when, um, the foo fighters didtheir first concert after shane.
Oh yeah, uh, uh, hawkins diesand his son's his son comes up
and plays the drums for, uh, myhero, yeah, I was it's.
It's so powerful because theyget just bawling.
(03:42):
But grohl is, you can tell likeit's.
It is amazing the fact thatgirl can keep it together as
well as he can for that concert.
Because he's talking.
You can tell he's talking withemotion but he's he's not like
breaking down and he's like wehad to get the little guy out
here and you know it's only,it's only fair that he was here
(04:02):
and he's like this guy hits thedrums harder than anyone and
Holy shit, this kid just basheslike he is.
He just absolutely tries todestroy that drum set but it
plays so well and in tune andit's emotional.
Brad (04:17):
You're just like wow, that's a I mean, that's a great
song to play too.
Dylan (04:20):
I'm sitting in my dad's seat right now and I'm paying
tribute to him.
Brad (04:25):
Yeah, my hero, I mean anyway.
Yeah, imagine having a son thatliked you that much.
Dylan (04:31):
I was thinking about that Actually.
I'm like what?
Brad (04:33):
would I like.
Dylan (04:35):
What's my tribute to my dad?
Like I don't know, I'm justmaking my kids feel like they're
no purpose in life.
Would my sons just be like I,I'm not I'm not playing the
drums I stuck my in the dry.
Brad (04:50):
I don't want to stick my balls in your drum set.
Dylan (04:55):
I know you touch my drum set so we're four minutes into a
four and a half 444 minutesinto a podcast.
Brad (05:04):
Anyways, mine was, mine was November, rain, november
rain, yes, guns and roses musicvideo, the extended version.
Yeah, and I always dreamed ofmy bride walking down the aisle
in that white miniskirt dress.
Dylan (05:23):
Not white snakeskin, no, ohkin no, oh, okay, no, that's
what Axel was wearing.
Brad (05:29):
He could have been, could have been.
White snakeskin jumpsuit yesthat sounds on par yeah, but it
didn't happen.
I don't remember.
I don't remember what the dresswas like.
Dylan (05:41):
I don't know when.
Brad (05:42):
I got married.
Dylan (05:42):
I watch a lot of Adele.
Brad (05:44):
I wasn't wearing one.
Dylan (05:46):
I'm actually kind of upset.
I saw Taylor Swift in Munichand then Adele did a 10.
She's doing a 10-part concertseries in Munich.
Oh, Started two nights ago.
Brad (05:58):
Too bad for you.
Dylan (05:59):
I missed it.
No, it was last Friday, so itwas longer.
Brad (06:03):
That leads into what I want to talk about today, though
.
What do you want to talk about?
We both have been on vacation.
Dylan (06:08):
We tried to do a vacation episode?
How long ago.
And it never happened.
No, you just never published it.
Do we have unpublished episodes?
Oh yeah, Okay.
Brad (06:17):
We have unpublished episodes.
Oh yeah, we got a bunch.
Sorry, guys, I know you're notgetting enough content from us,
but we have unpublished episodes.
Yeah, one person.
No, we did one and it was goodand you didn't publish it, so
we're going to do it again.
Dylan (06:30):
Well, it wasn't really finished we kind of talked about
your shit but I had been on alot of vacations and we never
got to all my stuff.
Brad (06:40):
It's like a Little League baseball game.
Dylan (06:51):
It's not real.
Brad (06:52):
It doesn't count for anything, just fucking do it.
It's true, all right.
So, vacay, where were you atbrad?
What happened?
What did you learn?
Yeah, that's we.
We went to very differentplaces, right, um, I went to a
place where people weremassacred and you went to a
place where people did themassacring In history Not like
recent history, kind of recent,it's not that long ago, it's not
(07:12):
that long ago.
Dylan (07:15):
Whenever you read about history and the atrocities in
history, you're like well, itwas a while ago, we didn't know
any better.
Brad (07:22):
That was my grandpa.
That was my grandpa's time.
It didn't know any better.
Like this one was my grandpa,this one was my grandpa's, like
yesterday.
Dylan (07:26):
And it's not.
It doesn't seem any better.
Brad (07:29):
No, I can't remember who talks about that, but when you
start talking generallygenerationally, like that was
two, it was two generations ago,not that far no.
Dylan (07:41):
Yeah, no, I mean, we had a Pope, we had a Pope that was
part of that.
Hey he, he resigned.
What he's pope?
And what do they call that popeemirates?
What?
Brad (07:54):
are you saying?
What are you saying?
Dylan (07:57):
we're trying to get it benedict was part of hitler
youth.
Everyone knows this.
Oh, was he?
Yeah, but he was rat.
What was his?
Brad (08:05):
He wasn't rat singing Whenever you say Benedict, I
think Arnold or a sandwich PopeBenedict.
Dylan (08:10):
No.
Brad (08:11):
Eggs Benedict.
Is Pope Benedict still alive,by the way?
I don't know.
I'll go Okay.
Dylan (08:17):
I'll go.
Brad (08:18):
I'll go.
I'll go.
He'll keep calling See thereyou go first builder's day.
Thank you, here we go so wetook our first trip to south
dakota.
So we did not leave the states,because I can't leave the
states, because that breaks therule I have of traveling outside
the united states.
Sounds terrible.
Other than ireland, which weestablished it was rat zinger
jesus out of the states okay sonever been, drove through, never
(08:43):
stopped anywhere, never sawanything.
We're seeing and started lookingit up.
Turns out, yeah, fair amount ofshit to do out there in one
particular area.
More or less Funny enough, thatarea was heavily populated by
the Lakota people and thensubsequently kicked out because
(09:05):
they don't get to have cool shit.
Um, no, pottery, not no.
I mean like this is reallybeautiful land.
How about you don't get thisanymore and we'll just give you
this desert?
We've talked about this before,do you like that?
Dylan (09:19):
Who was our national parks guy?
Brad (09:22):
Teddy Roosevelt.
Dylan (09:23):
Hmm, who was the other one?
John Muir.
There you go.
Yeah, that's simple, like cremede mure.
No, okay, where's my cremefraiche?
We're creme de mure in theliquor cabinet okay, it's good,
I believe you, okay.
So we went out there, did uh,the badlands which were you, on
(09:44):
an episode of Suns of Anarchy.
Brad (09:47):
No, we did see some motorcycles.
Dylan (09:49):
Okay, I could see how it would be cool.
Well, sturgis is going on rightnow.
Yeah, yeah, I know that because, Gas Monkey.
Rich Rollins has got Gas MonkeySturgis going.
Oh, does he?
I don't know why I did thataccent.
Brad (10:01):
I apologize to anyone I know that because the guy that
did my tattoo is at Sturgisright now because he's probably
making a fuckload of money.
So cool.
Dylan (10:11):
Does he look like the guy that would just like take all
the money in and spend it rightaway?
Or is he a saver?
Brad (10:17):
So interesting story about my last two tattoos, not the
tattoos themselves but theparlors.
Okay, the one in Colorado lastyear was allegoric art and that
was kind of interesting becausethat was a little throwback to
Plato.
I like to make connections thatdon't mean anything,
(10:44):
coincidences, if you will fateor fate serendipity, yes okay,
shannon's favorite movie,serendipity john cusack.
Dylan (10:54):
She hates that movie.
Who's the female in it?
My?
Brad (10:57):
girlfriend.
What's uh, kate beckinsale?
Dylan (11:03):
is it yeah?
Brad (11:04):
it's got to be so.
That was the colorado last year.
This year did some browsingbecause I was kind of hankering
for another tattoo and this onewas uh, convicted designs is
kate beckinsale, wow why is's somuch hotter?
Dylan (11:24):
What's the vampire like in a movie Leather?
Brad (11:28):
Because it's leather, or is it leather?
What do you call that?
Underworld Vinyl?
Dylan (11:34):
Underworld was great.
Brad (11:36):
Is she wearing vinyl?
She was in Van Helsing too, Iforgot about that.
Dylan (11:40):
She had a vampire motif going on for a while.
Brad (11:43):
It's fine, I'm here for it .
I'd stab her with a wood stake.
I see what you did there butI'm not going to two on the nose
.
Dylan (11:53):
No, it's good.
Okay, that's good, it's reallygood.
All right, I just can't.
I can't compliment you, so Ican't.
That's fine with a wooden, uhgot that for my yep.
Brad (12:03):
I'm gonna put that in my back pocket.
So convicted designs was his uhshop.
He's got a couple of themactually.
Is he convicted of anything?
Yeah, he was a felon.
Dylan (12:13):
Oh good um and is he like jelly roll, like big meth guy,
and then just?
Brad (12:17):
now he's talking about not doing meth.
Yes, basically that's awesome.
Yeah are him and jelly rollfans friends jelly roll is
actually performing a sturgis,so possibly how do you know this
much about sturgis?
Dylan (12:29):
because billboards, that makes sense, yeah okay, yeah, he
got me there, um, and they sayso, he, he was a big work
anymore a big advocate of change.
Brad (12:39):
So he does like discounts to um felons that can prove like
rehabilitation, yes, like postwork.
So the system works.
I don't know that that'sthrough the system.
I believe that's probably afterthey get out, would be my guess
, through grit and tenacity.
(13:02):
So that was and I was like, okay, yeah, like that, like the work
like the, the idea of change,and so walk into a shop in rapid
city which was not the closestone to where we were staying.
Actually, he's his really bigone was two minutes away from
where we were staying, insteadof driving for an hour okay but
the rapid city one was, uh, Ibelieve, his first shop, smaller
(13:25):
shop.
You walk in there and thenacross the whole uh length of
the shop it says be the changeyou seek in the world, which was
one of my other tattoos, uhtheme motifs.
I was like what the fuck isgoing on here.
Serendipity, you know, I got togo back to that store and buy
(13:47):
the left glove.
Dylan (13:48):
Yeah.
Brad (13:49):
Or the right glove, whatever Center glove.
Isn't that how they met in thatmovie?
Dylan (13:55):
It was a pair of.
It was a pair of gloves, right,a pair of gloves.
Yeah, it was the only sizeShannon will know.
And then John was like, no, youtake him.
And then she was like, no, youtake him.
And then they went out tocoffee.
Brad (14:06):
Okay, and then they never talked again.
Dylan (14:09):
Well, no, he wanted to.
Brad (14:11):
No, she wrote it down in a book.
Dylan (14:13):
But we're both with other people, we can't.
So she wrote her information onthe book and then they did the
elevator thing I remember thatwhich was pick a floor, and he
picked the right floor.
Brad (14:29):
But then a kid got in and just fucking oh, I know way too
much about this movie.
That's fine, I like it.
So there's a little bit aboutthat.
But so we went to the badlands.
Okay, motif baggins, uh,badlands, pretty badass it's.
It's another planet, feels likeanother planet.
Dylan (14:43):
Um, it's very surreal speaking, Speaking of other
planets.
The Boeing astronauts are stillstuck up in space.
Brad (14:49):
Eh, I mean, eh, what Boeing astronauts.
Dylan (14:53):
So Boeing is trying to compete with SpaceX.
Brad (14:57):
SpaceX.
Dylan (14:57):
Okay, and they're like we have a reusable capsule, like
it's unfair if we don't get achance in space.
And then the two astronautsthey sent up are still at the
space station and are possiblygoing to be there till 2025.
Now they were supposed to bethere for like a two-week
mission.
That's your dream, right?
Oh, my god, I the if, if theboeing ceo, I would be on the
(15:20):
comms.
I'd be like you better keep meup here, because when I get back
down there, I will kill you.
It's that I will find you and Iwill kill you as the, the shane
gillis, uh, skit.
Brad (15:30):
When he's on the, he's on the airplane and it's getting
ready to go down, yeah, and he'slike uh.
He's like yeah, is this, isthis thompson's ford?
He's like, hey, you, you fuckmy car up.
I'm coming down there to fuckyou up right now.
He's like you better get ready,bitch.
And this lady's like what?
Dylan (15:47):
are you doing?
Brad (15:47):
he's like we're gonna die this guy needs to know I'm
coming for him.
It's never gonna happen, butit's exactly it I know I haven't
heard of that.
What do?
Dylan (15:55):
you mean you have it's been all over I don't read the
news and boeing knew they hadleaky seals or some bullshit
before it got sent up.
It it's always the seals, it'slike seven, 37.
I mean, like the doors bust off.
All this there's been some badleadership of Boeing, I feel
like.
Brad (16:13):
So they made it to the space station and now they're
stuck.
Dylan (16:16):
Yeah, Because of the they can't return the, the craft on
the way there was throwing airwarnings out the ass Like gonna
die, gonna basically all the youknow like the oh what nasa says
.
Brad (16:30):
Boeing starliner astronauts may fly home on
spacex in 2025 they'redefinitely flying home on spacex
.
Dylan (16:37):
That's good.
That's bad marketing.
So the only reason like andthis is what I've been thinking
about I'm get it.
This is a very delicate thing.
Everyone's like just send aspaceship up to rescue them.
There's a lot of things that gointo it, but there is some
politics and you probably couldjust send a spaceship up there
(16:58):
to get them, but Boeing's upthere going no, we're not going
to do that because it's going tolook really bad for us.
So give us a little bit of time.
We're going to fix our seals,yeah, and if they die, they'll
forget about it.
Stakeholders will forget aboutit in two years and we'll still
have stock, is this?
Brad (17:14):
if they sent a spaceship, like if NASA just sent a
spaceship.
Most expensive recovery inhistory or no?
Dylan (17:27):
I think the Concordia is going to go down as the most
expensive recovery and that'smore of a salvage.
That's the Italian Remember theItalian um uh cruise ship that
the captain abandoned, shippedand he got.
He got prosecuted forabandoning ship because it's
maritime law.
You don't as captain, you'renot allowed to, and people died.
Brad (17:44):
I think that's going down as like 800 billion.
Dylan (17:47):
Wow, that might be a ridiculous Cool.
Brad (17:50):
So thanks for throwing off that Cordia salvage.
So I was in South Dakota.
Is this why the last vacationone didn't air?
I don't know.
Cause you just fucking don'tstay on topic.
Dylan (18:07):
I have.
Add man, it's not cool.
Brad (18:10):
Not my problem.
You're absolutely right.
Dylan (18:13):
It was $612 million to build in 2004.
What do you think that salvageis going to cost?
Brad (18:19):
How much do I hate when you say numbers.
Dylan (18:22):
Well, you don't understand finance, so probably
a lot yeah it's a lot, okay.
Brad (18:28):
Anyway, we're moving on Badlands.
I did a little solo track.
I abandoned family.
Okay, I pulled a captain andabandoned ship.
We were doing a hike andeveryone was like this fucking
sucks.
I was like, yeah, I'll do it bymyself.
You just pull the ripcord andjust say peace bitch.
I was like, yeah, I'll do it bymyself.
You just pull the ripcord andjust say peace bitches.
Yeah, I was like go back.
That's awesome.
The show must go on.
How was it?
It ended up being pretty cool,yeah.
Dylan (18:51):
Let me guess you found one of those really flat big
rocks and then you got naked andyou turned your asshole up to
the sun and you're like oh, i'sa second time for everything.
Brad (19:04):
What is that?
Hey, I have coordinates, justdo not Google.
Dylan (19:08):
Earth.
Brad (19:09):
it okay, Suntanning butthole I can't believe I'm
Googling this right now.
That's not good.
Dylan (19:17):
Perennium sunning.
Brad (19:19):
Great, thank you.
Dylan (19:21):
It's a real thing.
Brad (19:22):
Everything is a real thing .
Everything is a real thing,everything is a real thing.
I don't like that.
That didn't happen.
I'm going to make you get ridof your laptop.
I'm going to make you turn itoff.
You stop it.
No, we're not.
We're talking about buttholes.
Dylan (19:41):
I am really sad, right now.
You're just so nihilistic andanxious, so yeah, What'd you do?
Brad (19:52):
Because you know, fuck my vacation.
Dylan (19:55):
You went to Germany.
Brad (19:55):
Saw Taylor Swift Sounds fun.
It was okay.
It was okay, it's good you sawher there, because you could
have been part of a terroristplot.
Dylan (20:02):
Yeah, I'm glad I'm not on an FBI watch list.
She got shut down.
Brad (20:06):
I know when was that Vienna Vienna?
Where's Vienna?
Austria?
Dylan (20:12):
oh, sausage no yeah, there's some there okay, but you
were in austria I was inaustria.
Brad (20:21):
Okay, now I'm on the dots are connecting.
Dylan (20:24):
I'm on the fbi watch list , thank you see what's happening
here.
Well, was it amazing yeah, itwas pretty cool it was pretty
cool.
Brad (20:35):
I saw two pictures, uh, concert related, mine or
somebody else's, I yours, Ithink I probably plagiarized it.
Okay, uh, it made me veryuncomfortable.
Which one?
Uh, both of them, because ofhow many people?
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot ofpeople, yeah so what is funny
(20:56):
about germany?
Dylan (20:59):
still a lot of people a lot of people, yeah, but we
think they're very, we're likewhat's the american joke?
But like, oh, very stoic, veryengineering, you know, like just
you know yeah, methodical turnsout, they're a bunch of hash
heads dude.
It took us fucking 40 minutesbeing third person in line to
(21:23):
get a cocktail from their bar inthe stadium, like it was the
most haphazard service ever.
I'm like this this is germanengineering at its finest.
Like I thought you guys wouldhave machines and everything
doing all this shit for you well, they do?
they do like they're hot, so istheir hospitality slower.
So their hospitality is verymuch european, which surprised
(21:45):
me.
It shouldn't spray and thatsounds terrible, but their
hospitality falls a lot in lineof spain, france, um, where the
server or the waiter whateveryou want to, whatever term you
want to use is there, working aroom, but it is very relaxed,
(22:06):
like it is not like you're backand call whatever and you, just
you, raise your hand when youneed something.
Okay, um, spain, the wholething is they do like their
whole culture is based on wedon't want to bother you while
you're at a table.
If you need something, raiseyour hand, grab us, get our
attention.
And it's not rude to be likebarking at someone in spain,
(22:27):
like when you're like hey, likethat's not rude, that's just
like, oh, they want my attention.
I didn't want to bother thembecause that's your table, is
your personal space.
Brad (22:34):
Yeah, so if you have a drinking problem, your hands
just like always up.
Dylan (22:39):
Let's just say that I have a shoulder sling on.
I have a shoulder sling onright now, nice, but Germany was
very much along the same linesof just we'll get to you when we
get to you, but their beergardens.
They have a culture of beergardens, which are a couple
rules.
When it comes to theirtraditional beer gardens, one
has to be pea gravel two, no,but chestnut trees oh three.
(23:03):
Um, it can be.
Bring your own food.
There's, it goes back to theday, it's a whole thing.
Okay, and uh, for self-servebeer, okay, not like in the tree
, you have to.
You can self-serve and go grabas much as you want, like you
don't need somebody that comearound to you.
You can go, like, grab beers asyou want.
So there's a, there's ruleslike that.
But, um, yeah, it wasinteresting the fact that it was
(23:25):
way more laid back, whichdoesn't bother me because it's
it's fun.
It's nice to be able to sit downand actually like take in the
environment around you, versuslike I'm just just getting here
for a quick beer.
And it does change yourperspective on things because
I've done that here.
We're like, well, we got 15minutes, let's have a quick beer
, but you're so entrenched inthe moment of trying to get a
quick beer and all the processthat goes along with it.
(23:47):
Are you actually enjoying that15 minutes where it's like
you're over in, you're over, I'mover here and I'm sitting at a
beer garden and there's all thisfun shit going on around me.
It forces you to groundyourself and be like what's
going on around me right now,because I'm not no rush.
There's no rush.
You're in the moment, eventhough you have a rush, which is
(24:09):
something that I've learned isit takes time to check out.
When I go to Europe, I'm in arush, and then, by the time I'm
leaving Europe, I'm like I'm notin a rush, I don't really want
to go anywhere.
Brad (24:19):
There's definitely parts of the United States that are
like that too.
Dylan (24:23):
The South has a little bit of that.
Brad (24:27):
Everything's a little bit different pace yeah.
Dylan (24:30):
The Midwest is just too efficient sometimes and too
hospitable.
We've got a lot of shit to do,yeah, but what though?
Brad (24:38):
We got corn to pick.
Dylan (24:40):
That's true.
Brad (24:41):
Corn to plant corn to pick corn to eat.
It is sweet corn season?
Yeah, it is, I just heads on.
Dylan (24:50):
I was just informed by Brittany that we have sweet corn
.
Brad (24:53):
I don't know why I'm not eating it right now.
That would make for some greataudio, yeah brad and dylan
braces and ate sweet corn so howmany people?
How many people were in, likethe stadium that she played 5
000 and that is what's that likea, a big European football
(25:17):
stadium.
Dylan (25:17):
It's three and a half times the mark.
Brad (25:20):
Three and a half times, that's pretty big.
Yeah, what is it?
Dylan (25:25):
It's a little bit smaller than Kinnick Stadium.
Brad (25:27):
What about Soldier Field?
Dylan (25:30):
See, the thing is actually in the United States
which actually kind of wakespeople out is that college
stadiums are actually biggerthan professional stadiums.
Um, soldier field all the timecapacity not all the time, but
um, for the most part okay, likethe biggest stadiums united
(25:50):
states are, I want to saymichigan, ohio and alabama.
Soldier field is 62,500, so10,000 more people, what?
No, the mark's only 50, 10 or15,000 let's go with 15.
Brad (26:07):
So, hey, we're going back to soldier field.
Which game to see?
Not messy play again yeah,again miami.
Dylan (26:14):
And whom, chicago?
Brad (26:16):
oh what that's disappointing that's older field
, who else?
Dylan (26:18):
is playing there.
I mean, I saw manchester unitedand chelsea there when lampard
oh, actually wasn't that.
No, it was terry, it was rooney, it was oh, what were you two?
Who was the Portuguese defenderfor her nobody cares about me,
(26:39):
just reunited okay, where's myfriend at?
Brad (26:42):
he's gone he's gone, we're talking about Martin I asked
him what do you say?
Fuck you guys.
Dylan (26:52):
I hate them.
Officially, it's fine Okay.
Brad (26:59):
We also went to Black Hills Explain the Black.
Hills, the Black Hills are likehills, but instead of green
they're black.
I don't understand it actuallycomes from the rock, I guess
that's.
So they're granite hillsSurrounding them, so the native
people called them Black Hills.
I don't understand.
Dylan (27:20):
It's very Western South Dakota, northern Wyoming, are
primarily composed of ancientgranite and metamorphic rocks.
The core of the Black Hillsconsists of pre Cambrian granite
and schist, which are some ofthe oldest rocks in North
America, dating back to 1.8billion years.
These ancient rocks from thecentral peaks of the region I
(27:41):
almost fell on my sword rightthere which one?
Brad (27:44):
Just so you'd stop reading .
Oh, Dislike.
They have a core of sedimentarylimestone sandstone shale and
they're deposited during thePaleozoic and mesozoic eras so
the other week I sent you athing that I'm gonna start
booing when I don't likeconversations that are happening
(28:06):
.
Be curious, not judgmental.
I'm gonna be judgmental.
Okay, I'm just gonna startbooing.
Okay, when you start reading,I'm gonna start booing.
Other.
People may find it fascinatingprobably not, I don't.
I'm just going to start booing.
Okay, when you start reading,I'm going to start booing.
Other people may find itfascinating Probably not, I
don't.
I know I don't like it.
We saw a lot of Buffalo.
Dylan (28:24):
They're tasty, they're so good.
Buffalo are so tasty, extremelylean too.
Brad (28:30):
Yes, I'm going to also very tender and delicious,
amazing flavor.
I know the meatloaf.
Dylan (28:37):
I don't know how to describe it.
The meat almost has a sweetnessto it.
Brad (28:44):
It's the best beef you've ever had, but it's not beef.
I know that's what it's like,but what is so like birds or
poultry?
Yes?
Dylan (29:00):
Beef is cattle.
Yes, what is buffalo?
Bison, bison, thank you.
Yeah, that's it, but that'sjust we call them red meat.
Brad (29:05):
Yeah, it's just red red meat poultry red meat okay, one
thing I found interesting was wewe did end up going to the
crazy horse uh memorial, whichis the giant memorial that
they're in process of carvingfor.
The last Is that where Geronimowas 80 years.
Dylan (29:24):
No, Crazy Horse was the chief of the what tribe.
Brad (29:32):
I believe he was part of the Lakota tribe.
Okay, he was a why I mean hewas, he was, he was a wily one,
yeah, but he was an app.
Dylan (29:43):
I mean he was a savage and and and like.
I mean that in a positive waylike the guy, the guy who didn't
.
The guy has.
I don't mean it.
No, you didn't.
Yes, I definitely using it inthe pocahontas way.
Thank, you.
Disney.
Good job.
She didn't end up with John, bythe way.
Everyone Spoiler alert.
No, he was very, he was verylike.
Brad (30:05):
I mean modern day.
Like you could describe him asa big gangster.
He was a crafty motherfucker, Imean.
Anyways, at the memorial Stayon topic, Brad.
Yeah, so very fascinating,highly recommend it.
Shannon wanted to go.
I was kind of like eh it'sanother big rock that's being
carved, uh, but there's a ton ofhistory and, um, all sorts of
(30:31):
Indian artifacts and art uh,both from the past and the
present.
There is now a uh educationcenter there.
I think it's a college, uh,they have started.
That's another like big pieceof this.
Okay, and so you go in and youget a little 15 minute video
about the sculptor and theprocess of why it is what it is
(30:56):
and where, why it's where it isand all these different things.
And then you come out and youcan see all these different art
pieces and artifacts and thingslike that.
One of them was, uh I think itwas a kid at the time, it was
like 14 that went in and paintedevery single survivor of uh,
(31:20):
like the custer's last stand ohso all of the indians that were
survivors of that I thought theywon the battle they did okay
yeah, I mean, a bunch of themstill died, but they did win
that.
I thought Custer went off acliff.
No, it was a hill, don't fuckwith me.
(31:43):
So when he was painting them,most of them were.
Dylan (31:47):
Was Daniel Day-Lewis there?
Brad (31:49):
No, okay Before his time Different documentary yes, yeah,
that was in the East Coast, Ibelieve.
Yeah, that was in the EastCoast, I believe, yeah.
Dylan (31:56):
I will find you.
Brad (31:57):
Yeah, he did, he found her .
They were most of them in their90s, most of these survivors,
by the time this person waspainting them and I thought how
like how many people now live totheir 90s In such a small like.
If you took uh friar talk, ifyou took that small of a group,
(32:20):
say like the smallest group,like a small platoon that was uh
in normandy on d-day, okayright, and then come back when
they're all 90 yeah, how many ofthem are left?
a few, I don't know, I don'tknow, yeah, a few couple.
There seem to be a lot of thesemotherfuckers left, like many
of them are left a few, I don'tknow.
I don't know.
Yeah, a few couple.
There seemed to be a lot ofthese motherfuckers left, like
none of them died.
It's not an easy life, and somy thought was they eat a lot of
(32:43):
buffalo, so I might starteating a lot of buffalo.
Low trans fat I like it yeahyeah, so well, there's gotta be
something.
What was the?
Dylan (32:53):
raccoon's name in uh pocahontas miku, maybe it was.
Brad (32:57):
It was miku, I'm gonna fucking jump off custer's cliff
better you than him killing mesmalls sandlot.
Great movie, thank you, butyeah, I mean, I had it a couple
times.
Let me buffalo meatloaf.
Dylan (33:13):
You just can't go wrong I don't think I've ever had
buffalo meatloaf.
Where are you getting yourbuffalo at, uh?
Brad (33:20):
fresh local there.
Yeah, here there.
Okay, so it's a big product upthere oh yeah, okay, uh, we have
a buffalo farm here thoughwhich one um what's out off 61
we're talking about coconut?
What goes to Muscatine 61,that's south.
Dylan (33:38):
Yeah, 61 south.
There's one out there.
Brad (33:42):
I think you can house your bison there, hey.
Fred, I got a nice littlesanctuary for you until I'm
ready to kill you.
You just got to shelter themthere for, like, you're going on
vacation, and you got to putyour bison somewhere, you know,
yeah, and then I think they tagthem so they don't accidentally
(34:04):
slaughter them, probably.
Yeah, this is all hearsay.
Dylan (34:08):
Nobody really knows.
You want to hear a funny story?
Yes, okay, please, I'veactually.
I farm buffalo.
Brad (34:16):
Oh.
Dylan (34:16):
What yeah Been part of a couple roundups.
Brad (34:19):
Have you, yeah, really In those glasses 250 of them.
Dylan (34:23):
Just bring them on in City slicker styles and actually
one died because when you takethem from the open into the pen
and they start to filter in.
One got um into the pen andthey they start to um filter in
uh.
One got pinned up against thewall and they're 1,450 pounds
and um one got stabbed to deathcause it kind of got pinned up
(34:45):
against them Like they all havehorns and they didn't mean to do
it, they just were all kind oflike roaming by, and one just
got gouged to death in themiddle of the pen.
So then we had like stopped thetraffic and then we had to uh
go in with a forklift and uhpick it up and bring it out, um,
and then the rest of them gottheir vaccines.
Brad (35:01):
It was great, though they're all yeah, no brucellosis
, no people, just walk up tothem in the wild.
That's a bad idea and I don'tfucking murder you.
I don't understand yeah, Idon't understand people's
complete lack of sense forthings that will easily kill
(35:22):
them.
Dylan (35:23):
But they look cute, brad, and it's going to be a great
Instagram photo.
Brad (35:29):
Disagree.
Dylan (35:31):
Okay, I've got a prime example.
Where's the cat?
Is the cat around here rightnow?
I don't know that cat.
She can't kill you Wherever sheis.
No, no, no, no.
This is why humans do this shit.
That cat Loud banging noises inthis house, whether it's nail
guns going outside, it'slightning, it could be me
(35:52):
throwing a box down the stepsthat cat doesn't move.
She's completely okay withwhatever danger is going around
her, because nothing's badhappened to her in her entire
life.
Brad (36:06):
True, she's been domesticated.
Dylan (36:08):
Yes, Same with humans.
Oh, nothing terrible couldhappen to me.
They lose their fight or flightsystem, yeah, and then all of a
sudden, when that fight orflight system kicks in, it's a
very scary place for someone tobe.
That's never actually beenthere before, ooh, because then
(36:28):
you're like you're flooded.
Your body is your body's never.
It's unfamiliar.
Brad (36:33):
I don't think these people have that.
Dylan (36:34):
Oh, they do right before they die.
Eh, it's, it's unfamiliar.
I don't think these people havethat.
Brad (36:36):
Oh they do be right before they die.
And it's not enough.
It's not enough, it's notenough too domesticated.
It's too late.
Yeah, this is everyone.
Dylan (36:44):
Everyone has been.
So this is my issue.
People conflateges with rights.
Yes, you have certain rights youdon't have, and safety is some
of it.
But you don't have a right toinherent safety, no matter where
you are at any given moment inyour life.
(37:05):
It's not an inherent right.
It's a privilege to be in anarea that allows you to have
that safety.
It is not a right.
And people are like well they,they think of black and white
terms.
Well, I should be safe nomatter what.
This is ridiculous.
You're like that's not how thisworld works.
Should, isn't an actualvariable?
That's not really how safetyworks either, exactly and but
(37:28):
people do that like they're likewell, I, I should be, so I?
Why?
Why can't I walk down thisalley in this really sketchy
place the middle of the nightand not be safe?
Because that's not how it works?
Brad (37:40):
Think of safety as a bulletproof vest.
Right, like things that are putinto place to make you safe.
That's your vest, right, butthey can still shoot you in the
fucking head.
Yeah, what if he would haveshot you in the head?
Dylan (37:54):
Yeah, exactly.
Brad (37:58):
Yeah, yeah.
What if he would have shot mein the fucking head?
Yeah, what if he would haveshot you in the head?
Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
What if he would have shot mein the head?
Dylan (37:59):
it's a risk we were willing to take but yeah, we we
did drive by.
Brad (38:05):
Uh, one of these things it was right on, it was a lone one
.
Didn't think we were gonna seeany that day.
Just, I mean, it's a smallhouse, is what it feels like,
just walking and doesn't careabout you, doesn't care about
your car, nothing, justmeandering through, just it's
(38:25):
yeah.
And then, and then you thinklike, hey, there's 100 out there
, let's go walk in the middle ofthem.
No, no, what are you doing?
Have you ever been hit by a 250pound man?
Multiply that it's not going tobe good.
I don't, I don't like it.
Yeah well, and I don't reallyunderstand the difference
(38:47):
between how people like if youask that same person like, hey,
would you go ride a bull?
They'd be like mm-mm.
No way not doing that Like, butyou will stand next to this
thing.
Different, yeah, yeah, notreally.
Dylan (39:06):
I get really, really angry at the world a lot because
I'm like why do I have toanswer so many questions?
Why do I have to help peoplefigure shit out so all the time?
And it's easier to just remindyourself sometimes that your job
is just to answer questions andhelp other people get to where
they need to go.
No, I mean and you just have tounderstand that, not everyone,
(39:28):
not everyone knows where they'regoing.
Brad (39:31):
I mean, sometimes you just have to hit the record button
and watch that person get flownby a buffalo.
Dylan (39:36):
Yeah.
Brad (39:37):
That's all.
Dylan (39:38):
Speaking of the record button, did you see the
crossfitter that died today?
I did see that happen and thata person jumped in to save them
and they apprehended that personbefore they could get to that
person.
Brad (39:52):
No, yeah, I did not see that part.
That's unfortunate.
Dylan (39:57):
And the lifeguard that was on the paddleboard was not
doing their job apparently.
Brad (40:01):
How many people are in the water at the time.
Dylan (40:03):
I think they do all women and males at the same time.
So whatever the individuals 40,50, I don't know what the
individuals are anymore.
Brad (40:09):
The CrossFit games are kind of annoying.
Was it an open water swim, justa short swim or longer?
I have no idea.
Yeah, I'm not a good swimmer.
It was bound to happen at somepoint, though I can swim.
(40:35):
But the thought of thebeginning of triathlons and
things when everybody just goesall at once, no thanks, that's
terrifying to me.
Getting kicked head, just.
I mean, even with safetyprecautions, you put that many
people in the water like you'rewatching everybody you can't
it's physical imposs.
that's not.
I don't like it, but yeah,that's sad.
It's not us, though.
It could always be worse.
It could be worse.
So we got back from vacationand we wanted a little bit more
(41:00):
adventure.
What did you guys do?
We watched that 13 Lives theThai soccer kids.
Dylan (41:11):
Have you seen it?
You watched?
Brad (41:12):
it.
Are you fucking?
You watched the whole thing,yes, oh, have you never seen it
before?
Dylan (41:15):
no I hadn't.
Brad (41:17):
I didn't even know the story.
So I mean I knew, I knew theygot stuck and I knew they came
out well, elon musk was evenlike we're building submarine.
Dylan (41:25):
We're building self-driving submarines that
we're gonna send over to helprescue, like that.
Don't you remember that elonwas tweeting shit like we're
developing drone submarines,basically shocking.
Brad (41:36):
I know my and it wouldn't have worked.
Dylan (41:39):
So, um, one of the guys I work with is a uh, scuba.
He's a steve.
He's a scuba steve.
Is he a dive master?
He's more than a dive.
I'm gonna do a discredit now,but he has all the certs and
he's actually on the localrescue team, okay, and um, he
goes in the mississippi the rockriver and you know, like hey
car in the river, he does allthat and he's like hardcore,
(42:03):
like nah dog would never do that.
But he said when he watches thatit is the most because he's
used to like two inch ofvisibility like literally going
down into the mississippi, notbeing able to see your hands
when you hold them out in frontof you until you bring them
(42:23):
right in front of your gogglesright and like in, they have
this.
All they have.
Part of becoming a safety diverand a rescue diver is they know
where all their tools on theirbody are.
And they have to do like allthese kind of like crazy, like
grab your tool in this moment,kind of um training scenarios
and an observer has to likecertify you, okay, so like.
You basically have to be like areally good feeler and he's
(42:46):
just like.
Those guys had to take theirtanks off their bodies and I've,
and I've had to take my tanksoff and other things through my
own personal scuba diving invery clear water.
It is not fun to take your tankoff your back, yeah, and try to
get it back on your body and belike, oh, am I good?
Can I still have my breathingapparatus?
(43:07):
They would take their tanks off, yeah, and they would slide
them through holes for a milewhere their tank was in front of
them and they would just belike well, I hope nothing gets
pulled away from my body rightnow, because if it does, I'm
dead.
And they had to stage tanksover weeks because it was such a
long dive in they would have totrade tanks off as they went.
Because it was such a long divein, they would have to trade
(43:28):
tanks off as they went.
So not only are you scubadiving, you're climbing through
a PVC pipe that's five incheswide.
I mean, it was so dumb.
Brad (43:38):
It was scary as shit.
The movie itself is scary asshit, and you know, because it's
a movie, so the scenes thatthey're shooting have to be
visible, right?
Otherwise what's the fuckingpoint?
You know it's a movie, so thatthey, the scenes that they're
shooting, have to be visible,right?
Otherwise what's the fuckingpoint?
You know it's not that visibleit's not that light in there
well, not even.
I mean they have lights on.
Yeah but the water is just goingto be murky yeah, and so at
(44:03):
best it's probably like thatbecause it's constant running
water.
That was part of.
The whole issue was that allthis water running in from the
cave is creating all thesecurrents.
We have currents.
You have dirty rock everywhere.
If you've been inside caves.
It's just what's it covered in?
It's just muck like mud.
So I think of the mindset ofbeing underwater in the dark,
(44:30):
not knowing where you're at, andthen just do that for six hours
straight sounds cool oh, andhere, here's some ketamine yeah,
give me that if.
If I had to choose between beingthe kids on ketamine or the
divers, give me the ketamine.
Yeah, yeah, I'm out, I'm good.
Hey, I go back to surgery.
(44:51):
Right, like lights out bitches,here we go, and if I'm going to
die I'm never going to know.
Hopefully You're never going towake up, hopefully.
But yeah, that was wild and Idid not know that part.
Dylan (45:03):
I didn't sleep that night , Like we made the mistake of,
like it was like 10 o'clock atnight.
Brad (45:07):
We're like we're not ready for bed yet.
You watch that movie.
Dylan (45:10):
Yeah, it was like five o'clock in the morning and I was
like, okay, I'm finally dozingoff now.
Brad (45:14):
Like it ended at 1230.
You just wake up upside down,stuck between your nightstand no
, pretty much Nice.
So, hey, martin, not going toThailand?
No, thanks, I don't like whatyou have to offer.
Okay, keep it.
Keep that shit for yourself.
It's wild.
(45:34):
So that was it.
That was, yeah, I got morestuff, but talk about it?
No, I don't want to do it rightnow.
Why not?
Because I'm going toincorporate it into something
else.
Okay, so I feel like all we didis talk about your trip.
No, you don't eat, that's youdon't like talking.
Dylan (45:48):
So that's true.
Brad (45:50):
Yeah, germany's still there, taylor Swift's still good
.
Dylan (45:56):
So Munich's completely flat city, get this right
Totally flat, like, totally,like it is as flat as flat gets.
But then there's a big ass hillright in the middle of it.
That's Olympic, that's Olympicvillage and there's a big ass
hill right in the middle of it.
Brad (46:09):
That's olympic, that's olympic village.
Little dog, where'd that hillcome from?
Oh, can I take guesses?
Yep, do you know the answer?
Yeah okay, ready, all right,munich, germany.
Uh, is it really old?
Is the hill really old?
No, it's not old like 100 years.
Yeah, oh, it's not bodies,right, it's not bodies right,
(46:29):
it's not bodies.
There might be some bodies init, unexploded ordinance.
You're on the right track.
Dylan (46:37):
Okay, we literally bombed the shit out of that town and
rubbled it.
They took all the rubble overthere and they mounded it and
they just built a big dump sitefor all the rubble Wow, and they
just filled it in with dirt.
And they just built a big dumpsite for all the rubble, wow,
and then they just filled it inwith dirt.
And then all of a suddenthey're like oh, we got a hill.
And then part of like goingback to sports.
Brad (46:54):
My grandpa might have done that.
Dylan (46:56):
So sports washing, we talk about sports washing.
We've talked.
When were we Sports washing?
Sports washing, which is whatCutter was trying to do during
the world cup, which is pouringbillions of dollars into fifa
and being like look at us, we'rea great country.
Brad (47:15):
Oh yeah, we're not doing all these heinous things.
The women and gay rights andyou know it's sports washing
it's and the actual workersmaking the stadiums exactly yeah
so sports washing.
Dylan (47:20):
That part of that was oh, we have this big hill over here
, we'll put the olympic villageover here.
It's the renaissance and theresurgence of germany, 50 years
actually.
It's in the 70s or the 80s,don't know.
When was the munich olympics?
Brad (47:35):
I'm not.
Oh, that was that long that was.
Dylan (47:37):
Munich was like 80s right late 70s yeah, so like 40 years
, after all that shit, theyallowed them to have the
olympics that doesn't seem.
Brad (47:45):
What do you mean?
Allowed them?
It's not the same people.
It wasn't, are you sure?
Yeah, didn't they all go to?
Dylan (47:52):
they went to, I'm sure all of them went and I'm sure,
not every the entire country.
I thought they went to southamerica do you think this is how
we're going to talk good ones?
This is how we're going to talkabout fanatical trump people?
In like 40 years we're like,why don't we let them do this
again?
Like well, no, they lost theirrights.
Brad (48:09):
Uh, the other thing I saw in South Dakota Trump signs so
much merch talking about merch.
Dylan (48:19):
Okay, so I'm agnostic, but this is fucking horrendous.
Just no, this is.
This is kamala she oh, where'dthis go?
Where'd this go?
She her instagram as ofyesterday she posted her, her
(48:40):
and waltz between the olympicsand this usa is so back.
For the first time in a longtime, I feel some hope for the
leadership in this country.
That's kamala's.
That's kamala's post.
Okay.
And then the next one is theyreleased a camo with hunter
safety, orange threaded harriswaltz hat okay, saw that okay,
(49:02):
okay, also so stoked to reclaimcamo and the flag in a patriotic
sort of way, not a potentiallyracist and homophobic sort of
way.
Wait what that was the post.
Brad (49:13):
Reclaim camo from who I don't know.
Dylan (49:17):
Hunters.
It just says reclaim camo andthe flag in a patriotic sort of
way and not potentially racistand homophobic sort of way.
Okay, well, there's someblanket statements being made.
Brad (49:28):
There are because of the hat.
It's real tree camo, right,yeah, uh.
But now just hearing youverbally say that without seeing
it, uh, I'm thinking.
Well, who wears camo?
Dylan (49:40):
oh, the military wears camo don't ask, don't tell baby,
that's uh okay, yeah, I meancovering a lot of ground there.
Brad (49:51):
You should have saved that for the next episode.
We are so fucked.
Hot takes.
Dylan (49:55):
We are so fucked.
I look at both sides and I'mlike, ah, it's going to be fine.
We are so oh, my God.
Trump almost got assassinated.
In the time that we haven'ttalked.
Brad (50:05):
Did he, though?
Did they find out if a bulletreally hit him?
It did?
Positive Mm-hmm, not shrapnel.
Confirmed, confirmed, ooh.
Dylan (50:16):
Yeah.
Do you know what my favoritething is, though?
The Secret Service Director,when she showed up to Congress
with zero answers.
Brad (50:27):
And she thought she could stonewall Congress.
Oh Wait, answers.
And she thought she couldstonewall congress.
Dylan (50:31):
Oh wait, you have to give them answers apparently
bullshit, I don't know.
Whatever.
She resigned after day one oftestimony, though.
Oh, I got hammered I would too.
Brad (50:39):
She got hammered, I would.
I would just resign fromlistening to those people talk.
I would have resigned before Ieven showed her like I thought
you're right, we lied yeah, Imean we didn't do it.
Dylan (50:48):
They had a, they had an anti-drone machine.
That quote unquote just wasn'tworking that day.
Brad (50:56):
Okay, like okay is this conspiracy now?
Or?
I know it's not a conspiracy,this is just it was negligence.
Dylan (51:04):
Okay, that's all it was yeah I don't know when people
get all worried, like and you'relike, no, it's just negligence.
Negligence often gets, that'sall it was.
Yeah.
I don't know when people getall worried.
They're like, oh, and you'relike, no, it was just negligence
.
Brad (51:10):
Negligence often gets misconstrued for conspiracy.
Dylan (51:14):
Churchill.
What was his quote Um?
Brad (51:18):
uh, no, it's, it's, it's.
It's just easier to believe,you know people, people are dumb
than people are just the cabalof evil things yeah, but it's a
don't misconstrue what was yeahyeah, yeah, everybody knows what
you're talking about.
Can't wait for you to wake uptomorrow upside down.
(51:41):
Oh, what was it don't uh.
Oh, what is he?
Dylan (51:48):
yeah, just look it up, I can't remember it it basically
says like anytime you thinksomeone's being an aggressor
towards you, just it's easier toassume that they just don't
understand or that they're just,it's just, yeah, stupidity
don't I don't know, sorry, youdon't know.
Brad (52:07):
Never attribute malice that which is adequately
explained by stupidity.
Yes, thank you, it's basicallythat.
Dylan (52:13):
Yeah, god, that took me like two seconds to find lan's
razor is what it is neverattribute to malice that was,
which is adequately explained bystupidity, and I that is hard.
When people do stupid shitagainst you, you get angry you
get emotional, and so it'seasier to just to make some big
thing out of it.
But yeah, but you don't have toturn it into like you know I get
(52:36):
really mad about and this goesback to the conversations we've
had about, um, uh, how do Idescribe it?
Information overload.
There's information overload,but it's that open-mindedness
which is just because you're aconspiracy theorist doesn't mean
(52:57):
you're open-minded.
It's being open to theinformation around you and being
able to distill that Boring.
It is boring, but we can't keepanything in this society a
secret.
How do you think there's asecret society out there?
Brad (53:17):
We can't keep anything a secret?
Nothing.
Dylan (53:19):
We know that aliens exist .
Brad (53:25):
They kept that locked up.
Pretty good, there's not OkayFor a while.
A while okay, it's out now, isit they?
Yes, I just had thisconversation with my son oh god,
he goes last is literally lastnight.
Uh, do aliens exist?
And I said there are questionsand then there are better
(53:49):
questions, and he was like yeahso, and I was like shut it
questions.
Dylan (53:55):
You're not picking better questions down right now yeah,
I was like does?
Brad (54:00):
has anyone seen an alien on this planet?
I don't know, I don't have theanswer to that.
Have they ever been to thisplanet?
Don't know, don't have ananswer to that.
In all of history, eternity,existence, are there aliens?
Yeah, I would well, almost withcertainty.
(54:21):
Yes, so does it matter ifthey're here or not?
Yeah, it probably does, right?
No, he's a member of our familyand he needs to be here tonight
with all of us.
Aliens.
He's going to come up and playwith us tonight.
(54:41):
Ladies and gentlemen, would youplease welcome Mr Shane Hawkins
on the drum?
Well, he's not an alien, couldbe?
Look at his hair?
Dylan (54:53):
I can't see his hair, we're going to begin where we
ended.
Brad (54:56):
No, or head where we began .
Dylan (55:00):
Thank God Hit it.
No, he hasn't even startedbashing on the drums yet.
Don't care, we're just going toreally let this one go.
Brad (55:09):
Good.
As he starts busting into it,I'm going to bust a nut, bang my
head Like that.
This kid goes hard.
I wish my face was in front ofthat bass drum right now.
Bye, guys, you're still here.
(55:29):
It's over.
Go home, go.
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