The 18 dollar podcast with Chris and Ralph
Ralph and Chris are brothers talking about a variety of topics in a stream of consciousness conversation that is entertaining and engaging. Ralph is a thirty year veteran stand up comedian, writer and blogger. He has appeared in colleges and clubs all over the country working with some of the top performers in the business. Chris spent a dozen years working in radio as an on-air personality, programmer and operations manager until transitioning into higher-ed focusing on digital marketing and academic administration.
Episodes
Ralph checks in from the high seas to share tales from his first-ever comedy cruise—what it’s like performing on a floating buffet, why his bathroom sounds like a jet engine, and what he’s learning about cruise crowds, logistics, and laundry. Chris gets the full rundown—from weird packing choices to late-night sets to a Cuban sandwich review you didn’t know you needed.
This week on The $18 Podcast, Chris and Ralph ask the big question: Who would you still pay money to see live in concert? They talk Weird Al, Thomas Dolby, Bob Dylan, and the price of bucket list shows. Ralph shares memories of a snowbound John Hiatt/Lyle Lovett gig and previews his first cruise comedy gig. Plus: listeners chime in with their “realistic dream jobs,” from DJing Bills games to comedy hypnotism.
Ralph recounts a comedy gig in the rainy backroads of Bainbridge, NY—where the visibility was low and the audience was smaller than a Little League team. Chris and Ralph talk about comedy etiquette, how to pause a live set mid-bathroom break, and how many laughs you can get in front of nine people (answer: more than you’d think).
Then it’s on to the important stuff: recovering from illness, the pressure to show up when you should pr...
Ralph’s having a rough week—he takes a fall in the dark, crashes down the stairs, and somehow walks away with a sushi disappointment and a sore everything. Chris jumps in with a round of heckler talk, and the guys swap stories about unruly crowds, slaps to the face, and the fine art of shutting it down mid-set. Then it’s time for “Real Drug or Fake Drug?”—a quiz that proves pharmaceutical names are just weird sounds in lab coats.
This week, we're asking the important questions, like, what happens when you let AI decide what's for dinner? Chris has been getting recipe ideas from ChatGPT, and let's just say, some interesting concoctions have been created. Buffalo balls, anyone?
Plus, we're getting into celebrity crushes. Ralph's got a thing for Brad Pitt, which, okay, we can see it! And we're not afraid to admit it, we've all g...
Ralph discovers the hard way that not all Jelly Beans are created equal (who thought clove was a good idea?). Meanwhile, Chris reminds us why helping a friend move is the ultimate test of friendship — especially when it takes three days and you start wondering if their stuff is really worth saving. Then, they dive into listener responses about the best (and most questionable) life lessons passed down from mom and dad — from "do it ...
💥 Bombed at a casino? Got paid in cash anyway. Ralph spills on his latest comedy gig, where the steak was huge, but the crowd… not so much.
🚢 Big news: He’s going on tour — on a Carnival Cruise! Find out what it takes to perform 3 different 30-minute sets for a fresh crowd every night (and why he might be spending more time writing than sunbathing).
🤪 Weird habits? You’re not alone. From blending banana peels and eggshells to coll...
What do small-town comedy shows, slot machines, and existential dread have in common? They’re all on this week’s episode of The 18 Dollar Podcast!
➡️ A behind-the-scenes look at a night in stand-up—sketchy backroads, a surprise merch hustle, and the unique energy of small-town crowds.
➡️ The truth about casinos: Why the house always wins, card counting myths, and the gambler’s trap we all fall for.
➡️ Your biggest fears! We re...
What’s the greatest invention of all time—the wheel, the internet, or something even bigger? Chris and Ralph go head-to-head in a battle of world-changing discoveries! But that’s not all—hear about their deep (and hilarious) love for sandwiches, their cold weather struggles, and a few unexpected detours along the way. Plus, a special shout-out to WRAQ listeners! Buckle up for laughs, debates, and a deep dive into the little things ...
Ever had cold fries ruin your day? Does it drive you crazy when people don’t return their grocery carts? What about waiting forever for AAA in the freezing cold?
This week, we dive into the ultimate list of everyday annoyances, as submitted by our listeners! From fast-food frustrations to parking lot rage, we break down the little things that shouldn’t make us mad—but absolutely do.
Also in this episode:
🚗 Getting stuck in the sn...
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Snowstorms, roadside emergencies, and a deep dive into the cinematic chaos of Nicolas Cage—this episode has it all!
❄️ Winter Woes: We talk about the never-ending battle with snow, the struggle of digging out the driveway, and the fantasy of moving somewhere warmer.
🚗 Roadside Readiness: We discuss emergency kits, jumper cables, and why AAA is the best investment you can make.
🍿 Nicolas Cage Debate:...
🎉We made it to 100 episodes! 🎉 …and somehow, we’re still figuring it out.
In this milestone episode, we take alook back at how it all started, reflect on what we’ve learned (or haven’t), and share some of our favorite stories. Ralph remembersworking with Bobcat Goldthwait and selling out of CDs in the strangest way, while Chris reminds us of an important life lesson:"It’s just a thing a guy says—it doesn’t mean anything."...
In this episode of T18DP, we dive into the excitement of Super Bowl Sunday, but not just the game—it's all about the snacks! From wings to nachos, we break down the ultimate game-day foods. We also take a look at the 2024 Grammy Awards, guessing how many nominees we actually recognize. Plus, it's Groundhog Day, so we discuss the legend of Punxsutawney Phil and whether he's really that accurate (spoiler: not so much). Al...
"Can a movie truly capture the life of a music legend?" This week on The 18 Dollar Podcast, Chris and Ralph explore the fascinating world of music biopics! From Johnny Cash’s raw honesty in Walk the Line to the mysterious allure of Bob Dylan in the new film A Complete Unknown, we dive into what makes these stories resonate. Plus, a lightning round of iconic biopics you won’t want to miss—and, yes, we even find a way to wo...
Chris and Ralph take on the NFL playoffs with a deep dive into the Buffalo Bills’ postseason hopes and the unpredictability of the league. Along the way, they explore the quirks of sports commentary, from bold predictions to the timeless truth that sometimes, “it’s just a thing a guy says.”
The episode wraps up with a friendly wager on the college football championship between Notre Dame and Ohio State—with bragging rights and corn...
In this episode, Chris and Ralph dive into the art of building healthier habits and making meaningful changes. They share practical tips on improving sleep, eating mindfully, and incorporating realistic exercise routines—all grounded in small, sustainable adjustments inspired by Atomic Habits.
The conversation highlights how to approach resolutions without feeling overwhelmed and how to create lasting changes that fit your lifestyl...
In this episode of the $18 Podcast, Chris and Ralph kick off 2025 with stories of snowy adventures and heartfelt reflections. Ralph shares his harrowing drive through a winter storm to a comedy gig in Syracuse, complete with impromptu setlist improvisation and a surprising eBay rescue. The duo also delves into the challenges and joys of life on the comedy circuit, balancing creative passions with everyday life.
Later, the conversat...
Chris and Ralph ring in the new year with stories of holiday joy and unexpected surprises. From Chris’s guilty pleasure for Fall Out Boy to Ralph’s love for LongHorn Steakhouse and Batman Hot Wheels, the duo shares heartwarming and humorous moments. In the "Strange News" segment, they dive into the incredible story of a Scrabble champion who memorized Spanish words to win a world title—despite not speaking the language—a daring dog...
In this heartwarming holiday episode, Chris and Ralph reflect on the importance of generosity and how small acts of kindness can create a ripple effect. From the story of the starfish to personal experiences with fundraising and community involvement, the duo explores how even modest efforts can make a big difference. They also share lighthearted moments about Boxing Day, cat-sitting adventures, and surviving frigid winter weather....
This week on the $18 Podcast, Chris takes the reins solo and welcomes a special guest: Don Ash, program director and co-founder of WRAQ 92.7 FM in Angelica, NY. Don shares the inspiring journey of starting a low-power community radio station—from an idea sparked over coffee to navigating the technical, legal, and organizational challenges of broadcasting.
Learn how WRAQ became a hub for local voices, the role of volunteers, and the...
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