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October 3, 2025 34 mins

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Due to scheduling conflicts (we're both very popular), we had to reach into the pantry and pull an episode off the shelf.  This one can be described as old and sorta loose.  Grow up.  We spend as much time trying to conceal the date of the recording as anything else.

  • Mark sings
  • Newt's gets their beer's worth on this one
  • Classic Civil Defense Warning
  • Radio Game--have you missed it?
  • 2nd Albums
  • Better Cars singer?
  • Mark's visit to church
  • Best last name ever
  • Ascertainers Doppelgangers
  • Undergarment or pastry
  • The glider incident
  • Cockpit

#Newt's
#Bacon

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Denis Leary Does That Mean I Can Sue Dan Fogelberg mpg

The Cars - Shoo Be Doo/ Gimme Some Slack (Live On Fridays)

The Cars - Candy-O 1979

Mark as Played

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