October 22, 2025 • 30 mins
Usually, we’re here to dig deep—to spark reflection, build better habits, and help you get your life together (or at least try). But this episode? Pure, unapologetic nonsense.
We’re ditching the filters, the shame, and the polished self-help vibe to talk about the stuff you might usually leave behind closed doors—the things most people experience but don’t talk about because they’re embarrassing, taboo… or dare we say, immature.
From cringe-worthy moments to gross and awkward experiences, we expose our weird, tackle the things we all wonder about, and give raw, on-the-fly answers.
Think of this as hanging out with your best friends: embracing the WTF?, laughing at the chaos, and sharing honest (and sometimes graphic) confessions.
It’s 100% for entertainment—a break from all the heaviness, no lessons, no self-improvement… just real talk, laughs, and a reminder that life isn’t meant to be taken so seriously all the time.
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SPEAKER_03 (00:29):
Hello and welcome to the Cameo Show.
I'm your host, Cameo, and we arejoined by my husband and
co-host, Greg Braun.
Hello, Greg.
Welcome to the show.
unknown (00:38):
Woohoo!
SPEAKER_01 (00:39):
So glad to be here.
I hope everyone is having agreat day and they're ready to
have a little fun.
SPEAKER_03 (00:44):
Yes, today is gonna be fun.
It's a little different than ournormal programming, if you will.
We're gonna play a little game.
It's called No Shame, becausewe're not big on shame around
here.
We are trying to get rid of it.
We're just gonna tell stories.
So, what that means to you,Greg, is I'm gonna ask some
questions and we're both gonnaanswer them without being
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worried about like howembarrassing it might be or
shameful it might be to talkabout.
Okay, so just hang with me here.
SPEAKER_01 (01:14):
Okay, and for the listeners out there, I have no
idea what we're doing.
SPEAKER_03 (01:18):
He has not seen these questions.
SPEAKER_01 (01:20):
They're not like rolling with this.
SPEAKER_03 (01:22):
They're just it's just gonna be fun.
I started laughing when Ithought about my answers to some
of these.
So but I was huh, huh?
SPEAKER_01 (01:32):
I was I was literally just told we're gonna
record a podcast episode, and Ihad just made this episode is
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SPEAKER_03 (01:42):
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SPEAKER_01 (01:44):
Unofficially represented by them, but oh my
gosh, if I remember there's nothem because we didn't say a
brand, which is bone broth.
Yeah, just bone broth.
But I remember someone sayingbone broth, and I never and I
was like, that doesn't soundgood, you know.
What whatever that, but bonebroth is absolutely freaking
(02:06):
amazing.
Uh, the brand that we get theyhave all these different
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SPEAKER_03 (02:15):
Curry lime.
SPEAKER_01 (02:16):
It is amazing.
SPEAKER_03 (02:17):
You're right, it sounds gross.
That sounds gross.
Curry lime bone broth.
Ooh, yum, yeah, yeah.
Sounds like a milkshake, butit's actually really, really
good.
It's like mine's almost gone.
This is my last drink, and I'mmad about it.
SPEAKER_01 (02:29):
Yeah, it's a good meal replacement, too.
Like if we're busy, we're doingstuff, and you and you need to
get some protein, you need toget some some fuel to keep
going, just drink some bonebroth.
SPEAKER_03 (02:39):
I mean, I think it's really good for you, too.
Your gut health and all thethings.
I don't we're not getting intothat today.
We're having fun.
SPEAKER_01 (02:45):
We're having fun today.
SPEAKER_03 (02:46):
Speaking of fun, do you have a dad joke, or what's
your deal?
You always start us with a dadjoke.
Are you ready?
SPEAKER_01 (02:52):
I do actually have a good dad joke today.
Uh, I used to hate facial hair.
SPEAKER_03 (03:00):
Yeah.
Is this a joke?
SPEAKER_02 (03:02):
But then it grew on me.
SPEAKER_03 (03:05):
Oh, got it, got it.
You've had facial hair for along time.
And in fact, the last time youshaved your facial hair,
speaking of fun and no shame.
SPEAKER_01 (03:13):
You were mad.
SPEAKER_03 (03:14):
How did everyone respond respond to that?
SPEAKER_01 (03:16):
Ooh, grow it back.
Don't do that, and that hurts myfeelings.
SPEAKER_03 (03:22):
Well, I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (03:23):
Because that's just my face, you know.
You're like, oh my god, why'dyou do that?
SPEAKER_03 (03:30):
It was.
Everyone had that.
You were mad.
I wasn't mad.
SPEAKER_01 (03:34):
You were mad.
I did it, I did it right beforewe did a podcast interview a
while ago.
And you're like, why and why didyou do that?
Uh hey, I aim to please.
SPEAKER_03 (03:45):
Well, I'm sorry if I made you feel bad about your
face.
SPEAKER_01 (03:48):
It's all it's all good.
All in good fun.
SPEAKER_03 (03:52):
Okay.
Well, let's get into some fun.
Let's do it.
All right.
I have a list of 10 questions.
I may or may not use all 10 ofthem, but they're random, crazy
things that you have neverthought about before in your
entire life.
And we're gonna answer them onthe fly.
Ready?
SPEAKER_01 (04:08):
How do you know?
SPEAKER_03 (04:10):
Oh true.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (04:14):
Well, I now you don't know what to say.
SPEAKER_03 (04:17):
You're saying yeah.
Well, okay.
Let's let's start here.
This is the one that made melaugh when I thought of it.
So the question is what is theweirdest bathroom mishap you've
ever witnessed?
Not your own.
Do you want me to go?
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Because I'm ready.
I'm chomping.
SPEAKER_00 (04:39):
Go.
SPEAKER_03 (04:40):
Okay, so we are at a music festival with our friends,
B Rad and Crystal, over a decadeago.
And it's one of those musicfestivals where you camp all
weekend.
And so when you camp allweekend, there's like maybe a
shower track, tractor, trailer,shower trailer, or not.
And even if there is, mostpeople don't use it.
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And then there's like PortaJohns, Portaboddies.
Do you know where I'm going?
SPEAKER_01 (05:07):
Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03 (05:09):
And by day two of the three days, but definitely
by three, those things start.
You have all been there.
Some country concert orsomething, those things start to
get full and they start to getnasty.
And but you don't really have anoption.
Like you have to use them andyou don't get to decide if they
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get cleaned.
Well, this particular, this onedidn't get cleaned for like the
whole time.
And I remember it was you orBrad.
It's been so long ago, and I wasa drunken mess.
But it was back in my drinkingdays.
Uh, somebody coming out andbeing like, there's shit,
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literally, human feces on thewall of the porta-potty, like
who went in there and thought, Idon't know where to put this.
I'm gonna smear it all over thewall.
SPEAKER_01 (06:08):
The grown-up, an adult.
SPEAKER_03 (06:10):
A fucking grown-up took their own shit.
I hope it was theirs andsomething they scooped out and
smeared it on the walls of theporta potty.
And so when asked, what's theweirdest bathroom mishap you've
witnessed that's not your own?
That was the first thing thatpopped into my mind.
And I'm so thrilled to haveshared it right now with no
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shame.
You look so grossed out.
SPEAKER_01 (06:36):
I mean, that was like really disgusting.
So you might lose some audiencehere with that.
Or you but you might gain someaudience, you know.
SPEAKER_03 (06:46):
Let me tell you something.
You guys, we love you, and mostof the time our stuff is like
serious and helpful and yeah, astory of tenacity.
And today we just wanted to havea little fun.
And let me tell you something.
Like I said, you've all beenthere, like we've all been to a
music festival or a sportingevent where you witness some
things, toilet things.
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Toilet talk is not taboo, okay?
We all we all go to thebathroom, it's just some of us
do weird things in there.
SPEAKER_01 (07:15):
So that was weird.
Yeah, that's weird.
So that's that very so you gotme thinking that very weekend,
it was travelers of the road orgentlemen of the road, gentlemen
of the road, um, which is the uhwhat's the name of the Bumford
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and Sons.
It was real real popular at thattime, and uh maybe they still
are, we don't know.
Yeah, but anyway, it was a hotweekend.
We could have easily lookingback on that weekend, we could
have easily showered, but wedidn't shower all weekend.
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There were showers there forprobably five dollars.
I remember vividly seeing peoplewalking proudly to the shower
with a towel and taking ashower, and then you're fresh
for the day.
I don't know why.
I don't even we probably justdidn't bring towels, we're just
like, we're gonna go raw dog itall weekend, and and I remember
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that very Portageon situation.
I mean, plus we were tentcamping, so it was like just the
most dirty, and you're right,you're as one with the earth,
you know, and with each other,and with each other.
I think there was some pukeright outside of our tent, like
right outside of our tent, youknow.
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Just a wild week.
SPEAKER_03 (08:40):
What was it?
SPEAKER_01 (08:41):
Hot whiskey, hot, hot, honey, whiskey.
And warm beer, probably.
Okay, anyway, that samePortageon on day three.
I remember uh I had to I had touse it, and there was no toilet
paper to be found.
I forgot, yeah, and you're not,I mean, so needless to say, a
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pair of underwear had to besacrificed for the the cause and
left in the portage.
SPEAKER_03 (09:14):
Okay, you just took this next level, and if I lose
listeners, it's your faultbecause I said what's the weird
bathroom mishap you've witnessedthat's not your own, but you
just totally threw yourself inthere and I applaud you for your
no shame in sharing.
SPEAKER_01 (09:28):
Hey, that's I mean, there's no other story over
that.
SPEAKER_03 (09:31):
I mean I have a question.
What did you do with them?
SPEAKER_01 (09:34):
Through them away.
I mean, I just they down thehole.
SPEAKER_03 (09:38):
Oh, it wasn't like overflowing anymore.
They must have leaved it.
Okay, all right.
Well, I don't know.
Wow, you didn't know that wascoming, did you?
SPEAKER_01 (09:47):
Gee, whiz.
All right, what's next?
SPEAKER_03 (09:51):
You get to answer this one first.
If your spouse had to live oneday as an animal, which would it
be and why?
SPEAKER_01 (10:01):
Well, this is pretty easy.
Oh um, I feel like you're mostconnected to you're most
cosmically connected to a cat.
SPEAKER_03 (10:17):
A cat too.
I have I just made that up.
Write that down.
Trademark that your cat too.
SPEAKER_01 (10:22):
You have a cat too, so I would say a cat because I
would be excited to hear what itwas like, you know, when you
come back as a human the nextday.
SPEAKER_03 (10:33):
Now, when you say cosmically connected, do you
mean that I like present myselfwhenever I feel like it and
don't really give a shit whatanybody's feelings are?
Or what do you mean when you sayyou know how cats walk into a
room and they're like, I'm hereand you can't touch me, and also
I'm leaving, and I will not comewhen you call my name.
You know what I mean?
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Human.
Give me some treats.
Is that what I is that what youmean by cosmic?
SPEAKER_01 (11:00):
You would you would strut around and demand treats
and come up to be petted andthen mosey away.
Yes.
So just like the cats.
SPEAKER_03 (11:10):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (11:11):
What about me?
SPEAKER_03 (11:13):
Hmm.
I don't know.
I didn't think about it yet, butlet me give me give me a second.
If you had to live as an animal,I know if you had to live as an
animal for a day, is that whatit is?
For a day, I would pick.
This is so random, but I wouldpick a frog and hear me out.
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A frog that gets stuck in a pooland I because you are very good
at catching frogs when they getin our our pool and eye.
But if you got to live as a frogthat got stuck in the pool and
eye that gets captured by ahuman to be set outside of the
pool and eye, you would uhdevelop some awareness and
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compassion that the said frogdoes not want to be thrown
tossed from your grip.
So you would, you know, we wouldlearn that I will gently release
the frog into a plant.
And I know you're not doing itto be like vicious or like
animal cruel.
You just are like they're likesticky frogs.
You're just like trying to getthem off of your hand, but
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sometimes that means they likefling.
So if you were a frog for a dayand you had to be caught in the
pool and eye and released, youwould be uh have a new
appreciation for gentle release.
SPEAKER_01 (12:39):
Yeah.
Well, if I was if I was frog fora day, I would just not go in
the guy's pool cage becausethat's rude.
Yes, just chill out and do frogthings out in the frog area.
SPEAKER_03 (12:51):
And I'm sorry that I took the opportunity to assign
you an animal to teach you alesson.
SPEAKER_01 (12:58):
Passive aggressive lesson.
Thank you.
SPEAKER_03 (13:01):
Sorry for that.
Okay, anyway, alrighty.
Well, let's see.
What's the weirdest thing you'veever eaten to impress someone?
SPEAKER_01 (13:10):
I don't know if it's really that weird, but when I
was with the guys in Pay theGirl on Tour, we had sushi one
night in catering, and I ate aninsane amount of wasabi.
And I just about died.
SPEAKER_03 (13:28):
Yeah, that moment's on video.
SPEAKER_01 (13:30):
That's a video, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (13:31):
It's pretty intense.
Uh, I don't know if it's weird,but it's definitely extra.
What's tape extra because youdidn't have to, but you
definitely were doing it forattention, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (13:40):
Oh, yeah.
Entertainment.
SPEAKER_03 (13:42):
Yeah, lit you up.
And then the thing was youdidn't have anything to drink,
you had a cup of coffee.
The video is pretty pricelessbecause everyone's just laughing
so hard, and you look likeyou're about to impl like
explode from your nasal cavity.
SPEAKER_01 (13:56):
It's like lightning goes through your brain.
If you've ever pushed it too farwith wasabi, you know what I'm
saying?
SPEAKER_03 (14:02):
It's like and uh embarrassingly, we do that every
time.
I feel like I always push it,just get it one time.
SPEAKER_01 (14:14):
You know, just so you can feel it.
SPEAKER_03 (14:17):
Same.
Uh, but you don't always knowwhere that is because they
sometimes they mix up yourwasabi real strong.
All right, this is no shame.
I didn't eat it, but I lickedit.
Uh, and it wasn't really toimpress anyone, but again, for
attention or for a laugh, I wasin high school, it was anatomy
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and physiology, and we weredissecting coincidentally a cat,
which I can't even believe I wasaway with.
SPEAKER_01 (14:44):
You did not lick a dead cat.
unknown (14:47):
Shh.
SPEAKER_03 (14:47):
I thought you knew this.
Okay.
So this is terrible.
I feel so terrible because Ilove cats and it's weird, it's
really weird.
But yes, you have this cat.
Is it called a carcass?
Uh-huh.
And we, oh god.
I'm so this is terrible.
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Uh, we were daring each other tolike either cut off their like
paws because we were dissectingit, right?
Uh, and some kids were likecutting off the paws and
throwing them across the room atpeople.
Where was the teacher?
And somebody dared me to lickthe arm of the cat.
You know, I don't have any fur,it's just like cat with
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formaldehyde.
Woo! And I did.
I can't even believe it.
I won't even touch pickles.
I won't even touch a picklecontainer because pickle juice
is gross, but I licked aformaldehyde.
Like a lick or a like a just ano, like a full-on lick.
Not like I touched my tongue onit, like like if you were uh
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licking an ice cream cone.
SPEAKER_01 (15:56):
No, did you have anything to drink or I don't
remember?
SPEAKER_03 (16:02):
Wow, I mean it was clean because from out eye it's
clean, right?
That's what I convinced myself.
SPEAKER_01 (16:08):
So gross that's disgusting.
SPEAKER_03 (16:10):
Sorry, I'm judging.
Well, quit shaming me.
We're not I'm shaming.
SPEAKER_01 (16:14):
I'm shaming and judging.
SPEAKER_03 (16:16):
You know, I wouldn't even go to school that very same
year when we dissected a wormbecause I don't like worms.
So I like skipped school on wormday on worm.
I mean, what the hell?
And we dissected frogs too.
So speaking of frogs, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (16:32):
Wow, regrets gross.
SPEAKER_03 (16:35):
Sorry.
Just losing listeners byeverybody's turning this one
off.
God damn, what's wrong withthese people?
Uh shit, and wiping their asswith their own underwear and
licked cats.
SPEAKER_01 (16:49):
I think it's funny.
They've lost it.
They've done lost it.
SPEAKER_03 (16:52):
Done lost it.
All right.
This one pays homage to ourteenage son and any teenage boy,
I feel like.
If you were banned, that couldhave gone a lot of different
directions, but the question isif you were banned from one
mundane activity for life, likebrushing your teeth or
deodorant, using deodorant,those types of things, which one
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would cause the most chaos foryou?
Like, what's your like?
Do you have like I have stinkybreath?
So if I couldn't bring if I wasbanned from brushing my teeth,
oh god, just more listeners,shutting it right off.
SPEAKER_01 (17:31):
Yeah, well, because you because you lick cats.
I mean, your breath, I mean, nowonder.
Jeez, I'm gonna come around thecorner and be licking Bill.
SPEAKER_03 (17:41):
Bill's our cat, he has no tail.
No, so well, I think it's both.
Some people don't stink either,but I feel like I also naturally
smell like an Amish woman.
Does that mean that's crude?
That's rude.
I shouldn't say that.
SPEAKER_01 (17:54):
I mean, you couldn't go on and not use deodorant.
Let's just say that.
SPEAKER_03 (17:58):
Are you talking about me?
SPEAKER_01 (18:00):
Yeah, you would have an odor, as I would.
SPEAKER_03 (18:03):
Yeah, but some people don't.
SPEAKER_01 (18:05):
We're sweaty people.
SPEAKER_03 (18:06):
Yeah, some people could get away with no
deodorant.
I don't think anyone could getaway with no teeth.
I think everyone would it.
SPEAKER_01 (18:12):
I mean couldn't brush your teeth.
SPEAKER_03 (18:15):
Yeah, if you couldn't brush your teeth, it
would cause chaos.
SPEAKER_01 (18:18):
You know what though?
Uh, do you know whentoothbrushing really became a
normalized thing in society?
SPEAKER_03 (18:25):
I feel like after World War II is the correct
answer.
Yeah, okay.
That was locked somewhere in mybrain.
Useless facts that I don't need,and I can't remember, you know,
what I had for breakfast.
But go on.
Why do I know that?
SPEAKER_01 (18:38):
I don't know.
I mean, that's just when whenthey push that hygiene, but it's
just wild to think like peopledidn't brush their teeth before
that, you know, as asreligiously like if I don't
brush my teeth in the morningand at night, something's off.
You know, I'm like, I don't feelright, you know.
SPEAKER_03 (18:55):
But I wonder if that was the uh birth of toothpaste.
SPEAKER_01 (18:59):
And so there was I'm sure crest had something to do
with that, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (19:03):
Crest or Colgate, you know, don't be hating, you
don't know which one.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
So what would be your mostchaotic?
Not brushing your teeth,deodorant, just both.
I don't know what other things II mean, just yeah, no, that
that's that screams teenage boy.
Just people brush your teeth andwear deodorant, please.
Thank you.
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What speaking of deodorant andtoothpaste for that matter, but
deodorant more specifically.
What do you think about likenatural deodorant?
SPEAKER_01 (19:33):
Uh I think it's a great idea.
And I've I've tried some, you'vebought me some, you know, I
think your mom's bought me someover the years, you know, as
Christmas gifts and things likethat.
And I've tried them, but I feellike the ones with all the
chemicals do make, you know,smell the best.
Maybe I'm just not trying theright ones, but those are the
ones that seem to last thelongest.
Like if I wear some healthy kindand we go work out or something,
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I always feel like I stink, youknow.
Maybe it's just I haven't foundthe right one, you know.
SPEAKER_03 (20:01):
No, I've tried them all and I still stink.
And it's like I know that it'sbetter than having aluminum in
my armpits, but yeah, not to theperson standing next to me.
You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02 (20:13):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:14):
Same for laundry detergent.
I recently tried to find like anon-toxic laundry detergent
because you know, laundrydetergent now has cancer-causing
agents like almost everythingelse in the world.
Not to be negative, Nelly, butuh it doesn't it doesn't smell
good.
So maybe it cleans the clothes,I hope, but then they don't
smell like clean.
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And then I'm like, well, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (20:37):
So nothing beats that chemical smell.
SPEAKER_03 (20:40):
Yeah, candles are the same.
SPEAKER_01 (20:44):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:45):
Okay.
Next question.
What is the weirdest?
SPEAKER_01 (20:52):
I need some bone broth for this one.
SPEAKER_03 (20:56):
What is the weirdest smell that makes you instantly
gag?
I feel like I know what you'regonna say when you figure out
what you're gonna say.
Let's say it on three.
SPEAKER_00 (21:10):
Gag.
SPEAKER_03 (21:11):
I mean, maybe maybe like repulsed by, like maybe not
make you gag, but just more likelike you know.
SPEAKER_00 (21:20):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (21:20):
Faith has our daughter.
Well, she has things that likeliterally make her gag.
Uh so maybe it's not a literalgag for you, but you don't even
want to take a stab at what itis for yourself.
SPEAKER_01 (21:34):
Goat cheese?
SPEAKER_03 (21:35):
I was gonna say goat milk or like sour milk.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (21:38):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't when you're like, isthis smell good?
I'm like, I can't smell it.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
SPEAKER_03 (21:47):
The other thing that makes you gag instantly is if
are you gonna say there's a hairin it?
If there's a hair anywhere nearyour food or definitely in your
mouth.
SPEAKER_01 (22:02):
I I guess I'm weird.
I'm different in this way, butyes, and every since ever, ever
since, ever since, I'm trying tocorrect myself and not say every
since, because that's ever sinceuh I was a child, I would just
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if I got a hair in my mouth, Iwould throw up.
And I did that at restaurants,at the kitchen table at home.
And it's still a thing thatthere's like this small window
of time that if I'm eatingsomething and I get a hair in my
mouth, that I can get it out andI'll be okay.
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And if if I don't get past thatwindow in my, I just I have to
throw up.
SPEAKER_03 (22:48):
I have lit literally witnessed this.
He was on the phone when wefirst started dating.
It should have been grown assadult.
Grown ass adult.
I should have ran.
He's on the phone.
It's probably a flip phone backthen.
SPEAKER_00 (23:03):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (23:04):
And you take off running to the bathroom and
immediately are puking.
And I'm like, oh god, what justhappened?
You're like, you're like, holdon, dude.
And you take off running and youhad a hair in your mouth.
God, you look like you're gonnapuke right now.
SPEAKER_01 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah.
It's my uh it's my kryptonite, ahair in my mouth.
SPEAKER_03 (23:20):
It's like I don't know what mine is.
I guess I would say pickles.
SPEAKER_01 (23:29):
Yeah, you're very, very upset about pickles.
If I open pickles, you're likeeyeing me like a hawk across the
kitchen, like making sure Idon't spill any pickle juice
anywhere.
Yeah, it's it's pretty intensewith pickles.
Pickles are their own thing toyou, like pickles.
Now let's unpack that.
Why the I mean the hair in themouth thing, that's like I
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think, isn't that normal or no?
SPEAKER_03 (23:53):
I mean, I would think so.
I mean, uh, I'm pretty grossedout if it's like somebody else's
hair.
If it's my hair or like you, I Imean, I it's okay.
Like, I could probably remove itand be okay.
Clearly, you can't.
SPEAKER_01 (24:09):
That just made me think of a funny story.
Remember on New Year's Day wewent out to eat breath, we went
out to eat dinner on New Year'sDay, and it was like empty
restaurant, New Year's Daynight, night, January 1st
evening.
Yes, and we basically had therestaurant to ourselves, and it
was great.
We were celebrating, and and wegot desserts.
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And and who did one person gethair, or did a couple people?
I don't remember, or was it justone hair?
SPEAKER_03 (24:37):
I think it was one hair in a dessert, and it was
like 20 years ago, it wasLindsay's, right?
I think so.
It's like a cheesecake orsomething, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:46):
And and oh, I know what it was.
SPEAKER_03 (24:47):
There was lipstick on my coffee mug, yeah, and a
hair in Lindsay's dessert, notlike bright pink, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:55):
Bright pink, like someone just went wham.
And and and they were like,Well, that we don't make our
desserts here, so that didn'tcome from here.
We were like, Who gives a shit?
SPEAKER_03 (25:05):
Yeah, oh my god.
Oh, good, it's not one of yourhairs.
Oh, well then okay, and theydidn't they charged us for it.
SPEAKER_01 (25:13):
For the dessert, we got some free shots.
I think they gave us some shots,yeah, to wash down the hairs.
SPEAKER_03 (25:20):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (25:21):
Okay, so but pickles.
SPEAKER_03 (25:24):
I don't know, it's just they just can't.
I don't like cucumbers.
I think cucumbers, the smell ofcucumbers either, and then
pickles.
I like pickled things, I justdon't like pickles.
I also don't like sauerkraut.
So if you're like, can we havesauerkraut on speaking of New
Year's Day?
I'm like, no, we cannot.
SPEAKER_01 (25:44):
It bothers you, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (25:45):
It makes the whole damn house.
SPEAKER_01 (25:46):
I have to sneak outside and cook it.
SPEAKER_03 (25:48):
Yes, see to the portable Bunsen burner thing.
Listen, uh, it's just it I itdoesn't make me gag, but it's
why would you want to do that toyour old house?
SPEAKER_01 (26:00):
I know it's sponge, it's got a good odor.
SPEAKER_03 (26:03):
Sorry for that.
Okay, next question.
Listen, let's keep this PG,okay?
Yeah, you're you're forced toswap one body part with your
spouse for a day.
SPEAKER_01 (26:24):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (26:25):
PG.
SPEAKER_01 (26:26):
Well, that's boring.
SPEAKER_03 (26:27):
There's really nothing to swap that's PG.
Right?
SPEAKER_02 (26:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:33):
Everything that you would swap.
unknown (26:35):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:35):
I mean, you could be like, I would love to have your
luscious locks.
SPEAKER_02 (26:39):
I had long hair for a while.
It sucks.
SPEAKER_03 (26:42):
And I wouldn't want your facial hair or anything.
I have my own.
You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00 (26:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:47):
Every woman has like a chin hair that she's not
telling anybody about.
I just want you all to know.
Everybody lies and says theydon't, but they do.
Telling you.
Yep.
Okay.
I don't know why this is makingme chuckle thinking about it,
but if you're stuck in asituation where the only thing
that comes out of your mouth isa weird noise, what do you
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choose?
Like a honk or a squeak or likeI don't know.
If you had an aruga, it would bereally funny.
SPEAKER_01 (27:19):
Okay.
I just I I want to walk babydoll before we I'm leaving that.
SPEAKER_03 (27:26):
I'm not this is the cameo show, and I have full
editing control.
And I would, since we're beingweird and we're just having a
good time, if you are still hereafter all of this shit, eat the
business.
Oh Greg saying, I want to walkbaby doll.
And baby doll is referring toour 90-pound.
SPEAKER_02 (27:54):
I think I think um it's a variation your dad used
to call his dog baby girl.
SPEAKER_03 (28:05):
Yeah, that's right.
SPEAKER_02 (28:07):
And so I started calling Ollie baby doll.
SPEAKER_03 (28:10):
She was also a small westie and a girl.
So baby girl made sense.
But Oliver is a 90-pound boydog.
Lab Pitnicks.
Baby doll is just straight upweird.
SPEAKER_02 (28:26):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (28:27):
But in the spirit of getting rid of shame.
I feel like that's a great oneto laugh on.
I mean, it's on.
SPEAKER_00 (28:40):
We're losing it.
SPEAKER_03 (28:42):
The wheels have come off.
All right.
If you're still here, you're notdisgusted, you haven't decided
that you're never listening tothe cameo show again, or maybe
you can relate to one of theseweird ass questions we asked, or
you have some weird assquestions for us that you want
us to answer.
SPEAKER_02 (28:56):
Send them in.
SPEAKER_03 (28:58):
Send them in.
Thanks for being here.
We appreciate that you're hereevery Wednesday.
There are new episodes.
If this was your first episode,sometimes we say this.
I'm sorry.
But I hope you'll give usanother shot or go back and
listen to one of the otherepisodes because we do like to
bring you useful and helpfulinformation to improve your
life.
But we also like to have alittle fun and get a little wild
(29:18):
with it.
So yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:20):
You gotta get a little wild with it or else it's
boring.
SPEAKER_03 (29:23):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:24):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (29:25):
So and sometimes you gotta like laugh at stuff that's
gross, like shit on the wall.
You know what I'm saying?
So all right, y'all.
Until next time.
Hello and welcome to the Cameo Show.
I'm your host, Cameo, and we arejoined by my husband and
co-host, Greg Braun.
Hello, Greg.
Welcome to the show.
unknown (00:38):
Woohoo!
SPEAKER_01 (00:39):
So glad to be here.
I hope everyone is having agreat day and they're ready to
have a little fun.
SPEAKER_03 (00:44):
Yes, today is gonna be fun.
It's a little different than ournormal programming, if you will.
We're gonna play a little game.
It's called No Shame, becausewe're not big on shame around
here.
We are trying to get rid of it.
We're just gonna tell stories.
So, what that means to you,Greg, is I'm gonna ask some
questions and we're both gonnaanswer them without being
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worried about like howembarrassing it might be or
shameful it might be to talkabout.
Okay, so just hang with me here.
SPEAKER_01 (01:14):
Okay, and for the listeners out there, I have no
idea what we're doing.
SPEAKER_03 (01:18):
He has not seen these questions.
SPEAKER_01 (01:20):
They're not like rolling with this.
SPEAKER_03 (01:22):
They're just it's just gonna be fun.
I started laughing when Ithought about my answers to some
of these.
So but I was huh, huh?
SPEAKER_01 (01:32):
I was I was literally just told we're gonna
record a podcast episode, and Ihad just made this episode is
brought to you by Bone Broth.
SPEAKER_03 (01:42):
Unofficially Bone Broth.
SPEAKER_01 (01:44):
Unofficially represented by them, but oh my
gosh, if I remember there's nothem because we didn't say a
brand, which is bone broth.
Yeah, just bone broth.
But I remember someone sayingbone broth, and I never and I
was like, that doesn't soundgood, you know.
What whatever that, but bonebroth is absolutely freaking
(02:06):
amazing.
Uh, the brand that we get theyhave all these different
flavors, and this is a currylime, I think it is.
SPEAKER_03 (02:15):
Curry lime.
SPEAKER_01 (02:16):
It is amazing.
SPEAKER_03 (02:17):
You're right, it sounds gross.
That sounds gross.
Curry lime bone broth.
Ooh, yum, yeah, yeah.
Sounds like a milkshake, butit's actually really, really
good.
It's like mine's almost gone.
This is my last drink, and I'mmad about it.
SPEAKER_01 (02:29):
Yeah, it's a good meal replacement, too.
Like if we're busy, we're doingstuff, and you and you need to
get some protein, you need toget some some fuel to keep
going, just drink some bonebroth.
SPEAKER_03 (02:39):
I mean, I think it's really good for you, too.
Your gut health and all thethings.
I don't we're not getting intothat today.
We're having fun.
SPEAKER_01 (02:45):
We're having fun today.
SPEAKER_03 (02:46):
Speaking of fun, do you have a dad joke, or what's
your deal?
You always start us with a dadjoke.
Are you ready?
SPEAKER_01 (02:52):
I do actually have a good dad joke today.
Uh, I used to hate facial hair.
SPEAKER_03 (03:00):
Yeah.
Is this a joke?
SPEAKER_02 (03:02):
But then it grew on me.
SPEAKER_03 (03:05):
Oh, got it, got it.
You've had facial hair for along time.
And in fact, the last time youshaved your facial hair,
speaking of fun and no shame.
SPEAKER_01 (03:13):
You were mad.
SPEAKER_03 (03:14):
How did everyone respond respond to that?
SPEAKER_01 (03:16):
Ooh, grow it back.
Don't do that, and that hurts myfeelings.
SPEAKER_03 (03:22):
Well, I'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (03:23):
Because that's just my face, you know.
You're like, oh my god, why'dyou do that?
SPEAKER_03 (03:30):
It was.
Everyone had that.
You were mad.
I wasn't mad.
SPEAKER_01 (03:34):
You were mad.
I did it, I did it right beforewe did a podcast interview a
while ago.
And you're like, why and why didyou do that?
Uh hey, I aim to please.
SPEAKER_03 (03:45):
Well, I'm sorry if I made you feel bad about your
face.
SPEAKER_01 (03:48):
It's all it's all good.
All in good fun.
SPEAKER_03 (03:52):
Okay.
Well, let's get into some fun.
Let's do it.
All right.
I have a list of 10 questions.
I may or may not use all 10 ofthem, but they're random, crazy
things that you have neverthought about before in your
entire life.
And we're gonna answer them onthe fly.
Ready?
SPEAKER_01 (04:08):
How do you know?
SPEAKER_03 (04:10):
Oh true.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (04:14):
Well, I now you don't know what to say.
SPEAKER_03 (04:17):
You're saying yeah.
Well, okay.
Let's let's start here.
This is the one that made melaugh when I thought of it.
So the question is what is theweirdest bathroom mishap you've
ever witnessed?
Not your own.
Do you want me to go?
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Because I'm ready.
I'm chomping.
SPEAKER_00 (04:39):
Go.
SPEAKER_03 (04:40):
Okay, so we are at a music festival with our friends,
B Rad and Crystal, over a decadeago.
And it's one of those musicfestivals where you camp all
weekend.
And so when you camp allweekend, there's like maybe a
shower track, tractor, trailer,shower trailer, or not.
And even if there is, mostpeople don't use it.
(05:02):
And then there's like PortaJohns, Portaboddies.
Do you know where I'm going?
SPEAKER_01 (05:07):
Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03 (05:09):
And by day two of the three days, but definitely
by three, those things start.
You have all been there.
Some country concert orsomething, those things start to
get full and they start to getnasty.
And but you don't really have anoption.
Like you have to use them andyou don't get to decide if they
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get cleaned.
Well, this particular, this onedidn't get cleaned for like the
whole time.
And I remember it was you orBrad.
It's been so long ago, and I wasa drunken mess.
But it was back in my drinkingdays.
Uh, somebody coming out andbeing like, there's shit,
(05:54):
literally, human feces on thewall of the porta-potty, like
who went in there and thought, Idon't know where to put this.
I'm gonna smear it all over thewall.
SPEAKER_01 (06:08):
The grown-up, an adult.
SPEAKER_03 (06:10):
A fucking grown-up took their own shit.
I hope it was theirs andsomething they scooped out and
smeared it on the walls of theporta potty.
And so when asked, what's theweirdest bathroom mishap you've
witnessed that's not your own?
That was the first thing thatpopped into my mind.
And I'm so thrilled to haveshared it right now with no
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shame.
You look so grossed out.
SPEAKER_01 (06:36):
I mean, that was like really disgusting.
So you might lose some audiencehere with that.
Or you but you might gain someaudience, you know.
SPEAKER_03 (06:46):
Let me tell you something.
You guys, we love you, and mostof the time our stuff is like
serious and helpful and yeah, astory of tenacity.
And today we just wanted to havea little fun.
And let me tell you something.
Like I said, you've all beenthere, like we've all been to a
music festival or a sportingevent where you witness some
things, toilet things.
(07:06):
Toilet talk is not taboo, okay?
We all we all go to thebathroom, it's just some of us
do weird things in there.
SPEAKER_01 (07:15):
So that was weird.
Yeah, that's weird.
So that's that very so you gotme thinking that very weekend,
it was travelers of the road orgentlemen of the road, gentlemen
of the road, um, which is the uhwhat's the name of the Bumford
(07:36):
and Sons.
It was real real popular at thattime, and uh maybe they still
are, we don't know.
Yeah, but anyway, it was a hotweekend.
We could have easily lookingback on that weekend, we could
have easily showered, but wedidn't shower all weekend.
(07:57):
There were showers there forprobably five dollars.
I remember vividly seeing peoplewalking proudly to the shower
with a towel and taking ashower, and then you're fresh
for the day.
I don't know why.
I don't even we probably justdidn't bring towels, we're just
like, we're gonna go raw dog itall weekend, and and I remember
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that very Portageon situation.
I mean, plus we were tentcamping, so it was like just the
most dirty, and you're right,you're as one with the earth,
you know, and with each other,and with each other.
I think there was some pukeright outside of our tent, like
right outside of our tent, youknow.
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Just a wild week.
SPEAKER_03 (08:40):
What was it?
SPEAKER_01 (08:41):
Hot whiskey, hot, hot, honey, whiskey.
And warm beer, probably.
Okay, anyway, that samePortageon on day three.
I remember uh I had to I had touse it, and there was no toilet
paper to be found.
I forgot, yeah, and you're not,I mean, so needless to say, a
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pair of underwear had to besacrificed for the the cause and
left in the portage.
SPEAKER_03 (09:14):
Okay, you just took this next level, and if I lose
listeners, it's your faultbecause I said what's the weird
bathroom mishap you've witnessedthat's not your own, but you
just totally threw yourself inthere and I applaud you for your
no shame in sharing.
SPEAKER_01 (09:28):
Hey, that's I mean, there's no other story over
that.
SPEAKER_03 (09:31):
I mean I have a question.
What did you do with them?
SPEAKER_01 (09:34):
Through them away.
I mean, I just they down thehole.
SPEAKER_03 (09:38):
Oh, it wasn't like overflowing anymore.
They must have leaved it.
Okay, all right.
Well, I don't know.
Wow, you didn't know that wascoming, did you?
SPEAKER_01 (09:47):
Gee, whiz.
All right, what's next?
SPEAKER_03 (09:51):
You get to answer this one first.
If your spouse had to live oneday as an animal, which would it
be and why?
SPEAKER_01 (10:01):
Well, this is pretty easy.
Oh um, I feel like you're mostconnected to you're most
cosmically connected to a cat.
SPEAKER_03 (10:17):
A cat too.
I have I just made that up.
Write that down.
Trademark that your cat too.
SPEAKER_01 (10:22):
You have a cat too, so I would say a cat because I
would be excited to hear what itwas like, you know, when you
come back as a human the nextday.
SPEAKER_03 (10:33):
Now, when you say cosmically connected, do you
mean that I like present myselfwhenever I feel like it and
don't really give a shit whatanybody's feelings are?
Or what do you mean when you sayyou know how cats walk into a
room and they're like, I'm hereand you can't touch me, and also
I'm leaving, and I will not comewhen you call my name.
You know what I mean?
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Human.
Give me some treats.
Is that what I is that what youmean by cosmic?
SPEAKER_01 (11:00):
You would you would strut around and demand treats
and come up to be petted andthen mosey away.
Yes.
So just like the cats.
SPEAKER_03 (11:10):
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (11:11):
What about me?
SPEAKER_03 (11:13):
Hmm.
I don't know.
I didn't think about it yet, butlet me give me give me a second.
If you had to live as an animal,I know if you had to live as an
animal for a day, is that whatit is?
For a day, I would pick.
This is so random, but I wouldpick a frog and hear me out.
(11:36):
A frog that gets stuck in a pooland I because you are very good
at catching frogs when they getin our our pool and eye.
But if you got to live as a frogthat got stuck in the pool and
eye that gets captured by ahuman to be set outside of the
pool and eye, you would uhdevelop some awareness and
(12:01):
compassion that the said frogdoes not want to be thrown
tossed from your grip.
So you would, you know, we wouldlearn that I will gently release
the frog into a plant.
And I know you're not doing itto be like vicious or like
animal cruel.
You just are like they're likesticky frogs.
You're just like trying to getthem off of your hand, but
(12:24):
sometimes that means they likefling.
So if you were a frog for a dayand you had to be caught in the
pool and eye and released, youwould be uh have a new
appreciation for gentle release.
SPEAKER_01 (12:39):
Yeah.
Well, if I was if I was frog fora day, I would just not go in
the guy's pool cage becausethat's rude.
Yes, just chill out and do frogthings out in the frog area.
SPEAKER_03 (12:51):
And I'm sorry that I took the opportunity to assign
you an animal to teach you alesson.
SPEAKER_01 (12:58):
Passive aggressive lesson.
Thank you.
SPEAKER_03 (13:01):
Sorry for that.
Okay, anyway, alrighty.
Well, let's see.
What's the weirdest thing you'veever eaten to impress someone?
SPEAKER_01 (13:10):
I don't know if it's really that weird, but when I
was with the guys in Pay theGirl on Tour, we had sushi one
night in catering, and I ate aninsane amount of wasabi.
And I just about died.
SPEAKER_03 (13:28):
Yeah, that moment's on video.
SPEAKER_01 (13:30):
That's a video, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (13:31):
It's pretty intense.
Uh, I don't know if it's weird,but it's definitely extra.
What's tape extra because youdidn't have to, but you
definitely were doing it forattention, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (13:40):
Oh, yeah.
Entertainment.
SPEAKER_03 (13:42):
Yeah, lit you up.
And then the thing was youdidn't have anything to drink,
you had a cup of coffee.
The video is pretty pricelessbecause everyone's just laughing
so hard, and you look likeyou're about to impl like
explode from your nasal cavity.
SPEAKER_01 (13:56):
It's like lightning goes through your brain.
If you've ever pushed it too farwith wasabi, you know what I'm
saying?
SPEAKER_03 (14:02):
It's like and uh embarrassingly, we do that every
time.
I feel like I always push it,just get it one time.
SPEAKER_01 (14:14):
You know, just so you can feel it.
SPEAKER_03 (14:17):
Same.
Uh, but you don't always knowwhere that is because they
sometimes they mix up yourwasabi real strong.
All right, this is no shame.
I didn't eat it, but I lickedit.
Uh, and it wasn't really toimpress anyone, but again, for
attention or for a laugh, I wasin high school, it was anatomy
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and physiology, and we weredissecting coincidentally a cat,
which I can't even believe I wasaway with.
SPEAKER_01 (14:44):
You did not lick a dead cat.
unknown (14:47):
Shh.
SPEAKER_03 (14:47):
I thought you knew this.
Okay.
So this is terrible.
I feel so terrible because Ilove cats and it's weird, it's
really weird.
But yes, you have this cat.
Is it called a carcass?
Uh-huh.
And we, oh god.
I'm so this is terrible.
(15:09):
Uh, we were daring each other tolike either cut off their like
paws because we were dissectingit, right?
Uh, and some kids were likecutting off the paws and
throwing them across the room atpeople.
Where was the teacher?
And somebody dared me to lickthe arm of the cat.
You know, I don't have any fur,it's just like cat with
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formaldehyde.
Woo! And I did.
I can't even believe it.
I won't even touch pickles.
I won't even touch a picklecontainer because pickle juice
is gross, but I licked aformaldehyde.
Like a lick or a like a just ano, like a full-on lick.
Not like I touched my tongue onit, like like if you were uh
(15:54):
licking an ice cream cone.
SPEAKER_01 (15:56):
No, did you have anything to drink or I don't
remember?
SPEAKER_03 (16:02):
Wow, I mean it was clean because from out eye it's
clean, right?
That's what I convinced myself.
SPEAKER_01 (16:08):
So gross that's disgusting.
SPEAKER_03 (16:10):
Sorry, I'm judging.
Well, quit shaming me.
We're not I'm shaming.
SPEAKER_01 (16:14):
I'm shaming and judging.
SPEAKER_03 (16:16):
You know, I wouldn't even go to school that very same
year when we dissected a wormbecause I don't like worms.
So I like skipped school on wormday on worm.
I mean, what the hell?
And we dissected frogs too.
So speaking of frogs, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (16:32):
Wow, regrets gross.
SPEAKER_03 (16:35):
Sorry.
Just losing listeners byeverybody's turning this one
off.
God damn, what's wrong withthese people?
Uh shit, and wiping their asswith their own underwear and
licked cats.
SPEAKER_01 (16:49):
I think it's funny.
They've lost it.
They've done lost it.
SPEAKER_03 (16:52):
Done lost it.
All right.
This one pays homage to ourteenage son and any teenage boy,
I feel like.
If you were banned, that couldhave gone a lot of different
directions, but the question isif you were banned from one
mundane activity for life, likebrushing your teeth or
deodorant, using deodorant,those types of things, which one
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would cause the most chaos foryou?
Like, what's your like?
Do you have like I have stinkybreath?
So if I couldn't bring if I wasbanned from brushing my teeth,
oh god, just more listeners,shutting it right off.
SPEAKER_01 (17:31):
Yeah, well, because you because you lick cats.
I mean, your breath, I mean, nowonder.
Jeez, I'm gonna come around thecorner and be licking Bill.
SPEAKER_03 (17:41):
Bill's our cat, he has no tail.
No, so well, I think it's both.
Some people don't stink either,but I feel like I also naturally
smell like an Amish woman.
Does that mean that's crude?
That's rude.
I shouldn't say that.
SPEAKER_01 (17:54):
I mean, you couldn't go on and not use deodorant.
Let's just say that.
SPEAKER_03 (17:58):
Are you talking about me?
SPEAKER_01 (18:00):
Yeah, you would have an odor, as I would.
SPEAKER_03 (18:03):
Yeah, but some people don't.
SPEAKER_01 (18:05):
We're sweaty people.
SPEAKER_03 (18:06):
Yeah, some people could get away with no
deodorant.
I don't think anyone could getaway with no teeth.
I think everyone would it.
SPEAKER_01 (18:12):
I mean couldn't brush your teeth.
SPEAKER_03 (18:15):
Yeah, if you couldn't brush your teeth, it
would cause chaos.
SPEAKER_01 (18:18):
You know what though?
Uh, do you know whentoothbrushing really became a
normalized thing in society?
SPEAKER_03 (18:25):
I feel like after World War II is the correct
answer.
Yeah, okay.
That was locked somewhere in mybrain.
Useless facts that I don't need,and I can't remember, you know,
what I had for breakfast.
But go on.
Why do I know that?
SPEAKER_01 (18:38):
I don't know.
I mean, that's just when whenthey push that hygiene, but it's
just wild to think like peopledidn't brush their teeth before
that, you know, as asreligiously like if I don't
brush my teeth in the morningand at night, something's off.
You know, I'm like, I don't feelright, you know.
SPEAKER_03 (18:55):
But I wonder if that was the uh birth of toothpaste.
SPEAKER_01 (18:59):
And so there was I'm sure crest had something to do
with that, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (19:03):
Crest or Colgate, you know, don't be hating, you
don't know which one.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
So what would be your mostchaotic?
Not brushing your teeth,deodorant, just both.
I don't know what other things II mean, just yeah, no, that
that's that screams teenage boy.
Just people brush your teeth andwear deodorant, please.
Thank you.
(19:24):
What speaking of deodorant andtoothpaste for that matter, but
deodorant more specifically.
What do you think about likenatural deodorant?
SPEAKER_01 (19:33):
Uh I think it's a great idea.
And I've I've tried some, you'vebought me some, you know, I
think your mom's bought me someover the years, you know, as
Christmas gifts and things likethat.
And I've tried them, but I feellike the ones with all the
chemicals do make, you know,smell the best.
Maybe I'm just not trying theright ones, but those are the
ones that seem to last thelongest.
Like if I wear some healthy kindand we go work out or something,
(19:56):
I always feel like I stink, youknow.
Maybe it's just I haven't foundthe right one, you know.
SPEAKER_03 (20:01):
No, I've tried them all and I still stink.
And it's like I know that it'sbetter than having aluminum in
my armpits, but yeah, not to theperson standing next to me.
You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02 (20:13):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:14):
Same for laundry detergent.
I recently tried to find like anon-toxic laundry detergent
because you know, laundrydetergent now has cancer-causing
agents like almost everythingelse in the world.
Not to be negative, Nelly, butuh it doesn't it doesn't smell
good.
So maybe it cleans the clothes,I hope, but then they don't
smell like clean.
(20:35):
And then I'm like, well, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (20:37):
So nothing beats that chemical smell.
SPEAKER_03 (20:40):
Yeah, candles are the same.
SPEAKER_01 (20:44):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:45):
Okay.
Next question.
What is the weirdest?
SPEAKER_01 (20:52):
I need some bone broth for this one.
SPEAKER_03 (20:56):
What is the weirdest smell that makes you instantly
gag?
I feel like I know what you'regonna say when you figure out
what you're gonna say.
Let's say it on three.
SPEAKER_00 (21:10):
Gag.
SPEAKER_03 (21:11):
I mean, maybe maybe like repulsed by, like maybe not
make you gag, but just more likelike you know.
SPEAKER_00 (21:20):
I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (21:20):
Faith has our daughter.
Well, she has things that likeliterally make her gag.
Uh so maybe it's not a literalgag for you, but you don't even
want to take a stab at what itis for yourself.
SPEAKER_01 (21:34):
Goat cheese?
SPEAKER_03 (21:35):
I was gonna say goat milk or like sour milk.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (21:38):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't when you're like, isthis smell good?
I'm like, I can't smell it.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
SPEAKER_03 (21:47):
The other thing that makes you gag instantly is if
are you gonna say there's a hairin it?
If there's a hair anywhere nearyour food or definitely in your
mouth.
SPEAKER_01 (22:02):
I I guess I'm weird.
I'm different in this way, butyes, and every since ever, ever
since, ever since, I'm trying tocorrect myself and not say every
since, because that's ever sinceuh I was a child, I would just
(22:23):
if I got a hair in my mouth, Iwould throw up.
And I did that at restaurants,at the kitchen table at home.
And it's still a thing thatthere's like this small window
of time that if I'm eatingsomething and I get a hair in my
mouth, that I can get it out andI'll be okay.
(22:43):
And if if I don't get past thatwindow in my, I just I have to
throw up.
SPEAKER_03 (22:48):
I have lit literally witnessed this.
He was on the phone when wefirst started dating.
It should have been grown assadult.
Grown ass adult.
I should have ran.
He's on the phone.
It's probably a flip phone backthen.
SPEAKER_00 (23:03):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (23:04):
And you take off running to the bathroom and
immediately are puking.
And I'm like, oh god, what justhappened?
You're like, you're like, holdon, dude.
And you take off running and youhad a hair in your mouth.
God, you look like you're gonnapuke right now.
SPEAKER_01 (23:16):
Yeah, yeah.
It's my uh it's my kryptonite, ahair in my mouth.
SPEAKER_03 (23:20):
It's like I don't know what mine is.
I guess I would say pickles.
SPEAKER_01 (23:29):
Yeah, you're very, very upset about pickles.
If I open pickles, you're likeeyeing me like a hawk across the
kitchen, like making sure Idon't spill any pickle juice
anywhere.
Yeah, it's it's pretty intensewith pickles.
Pickles are their own thing toyou, like pickles.
Now let's unpack that.
Why the I mean the hair in themouth thing, that's like I
(23:51):
think, isn't that normal or no?
SPEAKER_03 (23:53):
I mean, I would think so.
I mean, uh, I'm pretty grossedout if it's like somebody else's
hair.
If it's my hair or like you, I Imean, I it's okay.
Like, I could probably remove itand be okay.
Clearly, you can't.
SPEAKER_01 (24:09):
That just made me think of a funny story.
Remember on New Year's Day wewent out to eat breath, we went
out to eat dinner on New Year'sDay, and it was like empty
restaurant, New Year's Daynight, night, January 1st
evening.
Yes, and we basically had therestaurant to ourselves, and it
was great.
We were celebrating, and and wegot desserts.
(24:29):
And and who did one person gethair, or did a couple people?
I don't remember, or was it justone hair?
SPEAKER_03 (24:37):
I think it was one hair in a dessert, and it was
like 20 years ago, it wasLindsay's, right?
I think so.
It's like a cheesecake orsomething, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:46):
And and oh, I know what it was.
SPEAKER_03 (24:47):
There was lipstick on my coffee mug, yeah, and a
hair in Lindsay's dessert, notlike bright pink, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (24:55):
Bright pink, like someone just went wham.
And and and they were like,Well, that we don't make our
desserts here, so that didn'tcome from here.
We were like, Who gives a shit?
SPEAKER_03 (25:05):
Yeah, oh my god.
Oh, good, it's not one of yourhairs.
Oh, well then okay, and theydidn't they charged us for it.
SPEAKER_01 (25:13):
For the dessert, we got some free shots.
I think they gave us some shots,yeah, to wash down the hairs.
SPEAKER_03 (25:20):
Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (25:21):
Okay, so but pickles.
SPEAKER_03 (25:24):
I don't know, it's just they just can't.
I don't like cucumbers.
I think cucumbers, the smell ofcucumbers either, and then
pickles.
I like pickled things, I justdon't like pickles.
I also don't like sauerkraut.
So if you're like, can we havesauerkraut on speaking of New
Year's Day?
I'm like, no, we cannot.
SPEAKER_01 (25:44):
It bothers you, yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (25:45):
It makes the whole damn house.
SPEAKER_01 (25:46):
I have to sneak outside and cook it.
SPEAKER_03 (25:48):
Yes, see to the portable Bunsen burner thing.
Listen, uh, it's just it I itdoesn't make me gag, but it's
why would you want to do that toyour old house?
SPEAKER_01 (26:00):
I know it's sponge, it's got a good odor.
SPEAKER_03 (26:03):
Sorry for that.
Okay, next question.
Listen, let's keep this PG,okay?
Yeah, you're you're forced toswap one body part with your
spouse for a day.
SPEAKER_01 (26:24):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (26:25):
PG.
SPEAKER_01 (26:26):
Well, that's boring.
SPEAKER_03 (26:27):
There's really nothing to swap that's PG.
Right?
SPEAKER_02 (26:32):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:33):
Everything that you would swap.
unknown (26:35):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:35):
I mean, you could be like, I would love to have your
luscious locks.
SPEAKER_02 (26:39):
I had long hair for a while.
It sucks.
SPEAKER_03 (26:42):
And I wouldn't want your facial hair or anything.
I have my own.
You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00 (26:46):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:47):
Every woman has like a chin hair that she's not
telling anybody about.
I just want you all to know.
Everybody lies and says theydon't, but they do.
Telling you.
Yep.
Okay.
I don't know why this is makingme chuckle thinking about it,
but if you're stuck in asituation where the only thing
that comes out of your mouth isa weird noise, what do you
(27:09):
choose?
Like a honk or a squeak or likeI don't know.
If you had an aruga, it would bereally funny.
SPEAKER_01 (27:19):
Okay.
I just I I want to walk babydoll before we I'm leaving that.
SPEAKER_03 (27:26):
I'm not this is the cameo show, and I have full
editing control.
And I would, since we're beingweird and we're just having a
good time, if you are still hereafter all of this shit, eat the
business.
Oh Greg saying, I want to walkbaby doll.
And baby doll is referring toour 90-pound.
SPEAKER_02 (27:54):
I think I think um it's a variation your dad used
to call his dog baby girl.
SPEAKER_03 (28:05):
Yeah, that's right.
SPEAKER_02 (28:07):
And so I started calling Ollie baby doll.
SPEAKER_03 (28:10):
She was also a small westie and a girl.
So baby girl made sense.
But Oliver is a 90-pound boydog.
Lab Pitnicks.
Baby doll is just straight upweird.
SPEAKER_02 (28:26):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (28:27):
But in the spirit of getting rid of shame.
I feel like that's a great oneto laugh on.
I mean, it's on.
SPEAKER_00 (28:40):
We're losing it.
SPEAKER_03 (28:42):
The wheels have come off.
All right.
If you're still here, you're notdisgusted, you haven't decided
that you're never listening tothe cameo show again, or maybe
you can relate to one of theseweird ass questions we asked, or
you have some weird assquestions for us that you want
us to answer.
SPEAKER_02 (28:56):
Send them in.
SPEAKER_03 (28:58):
Send them in.
Thanks for being here.
We appreciate that you're hereevery Wednesday.
There are new episodes.
If this was your first episode,sometimes we say this.
I'm sorry.
But I hope you'll give usanother shot or go back and
listen to one of the otherepisodes because we do like to
bring you useful and helpfulinformation to improve your
life.
But we also like to have alittle fun and get a little wild
(29:18):
with it.
So yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:20):
You gotta get a little wild with it or else it's
boring.
SPEAKER_03 (29:23):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (29:24):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (29:25):
So and sometimes you gotta like laugh at stuff that's
gross, like shit on the wall.
You know what I'm saying?
So all right, y'all.
Until next time.
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