#94 - Karma, Courtrooms, & Childhood Chaos - The Chris & Mike Show

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If you're a machine. It is a machine and we are the
machine. We are the Chris and Mike show.
Welcome boys and girls. We're back from a minute.
We had a minute. We had a minute recording.
It was awesome. And then we shut it down because
we're like, you know what it was?
Too, It was a rehearsal. It was, we just said it was too
good. Like you guys, you can't have
perfection like that. This is, you know, you're too

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young in the in the production to have perfection.
So. Want to make sure we weren't
nervous? Yeah, yeah, just practice, get
the nerves out of the way. And now I'm.
Shake it off. I'm diligently walking watching
the the up uploading. It's it's it's it's kicking back
up. It's in the 70s now which is
weird. There you go.

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I think your computer just had aglitch.
It's possible, It's possible. So this is the Chris and Mike
show. As I said, he's Mike, I'm Chris.
We have no scheduled agenda today.
We're just going to talk about whatever comes to mind.
No guest. It's a guest free episode, which
is kind of nice because I was thinking about it the other day.
Like I like just. You're stuck with us.
I like when you and I just talked though, you know, I like
Kevin. We need some of those.

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I like Kevin Guest for sure. So I was thinking.
I do too. I was thinking maybe we make
Tuesdays just the Chris and Mikeshow and then we leave Fridays
open for interpretation with special guests and dialogue.
You know, Outer Limits and shit like that.
If we ever become the most sought after podcast in America,
you know, where people are vyingto get on the show, I'll make

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you that rule, but I don't, I don't think we're there yet.
So just take whatever guest you can get on.
I agree with you though. I, I was excited driving home
today thinking, man, I get to talk to my brother, you know?
And then I signed on earlier like, oh, there he is.
So you. Know, talking about being on the
same wavelength, we were having the same thoughts at the same
time. I just started thinking about

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that yesterday. I kind of got excited.
I'm like, Oh yeah, it's just us tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah. Which is cool.
It is cool that we did have somenice feedback from your buddy
Kyle, which was nice. And then I I shared that with
one of our other guests and and he kind of he kind of said the
same thing. So that was cool that that.
I'll tell you what, Nate said. Let's see if I can pull it up.
And definitely invite Nate back on because the little bit that I

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got to interact with him, I really enjoyed talking to him
and I've gotten a lot of super positive feedback on his
episode. So if he's listening to Nate,
everybody really enjoyed your episode.
They got a lot out of it. I've actually heard people say
they've went back and listened to it again to get, you know,
the actual information written down or whatever.
So I thought that was cool. Yeah, he, yeah, he he says Chris

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on the show, you're a great podcast host.
Good pacing, interesting questions.
I was like, oh, thanks, Nate, That's awesome.
Yeah. Which I just, well, kind of, you
know. From a listener, I would agree
with him. And I really appreciated, you
know, you both had such an upbeat persona that it just bled
through, you know? All right on.

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That's just that. That's that is it's obviously
from the, the, the radio, the radio days with iheart because I
had to learn that shit. To be able to carry a show for a
year on iheart is not an easy task.
So that I gave all the credit. Norris fronting a Hard Rock
band. Well, this is true, but if

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fronting a rock band is different than than being on the
radio as a host, Because being on stage, I can, oh for sure I
want, I can do what the fuck I want on stage.
Like there's no rules, you know,except whipping out my Ding a
Ling other than. That that's why I thought you
would enjoy this, because I would prefer that you didn't
whip out your dangling either. So we're going to make that a
rule. Yeah.
Jim Morrison already did that, and he didn't really do it.

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He just stuck his thumb through the zipper hole, you know, and
then the Chili Peppers tried to,you know, I don't know, push
that envelope, but wear socks onthe stage.
I was at that show in Phoenix. When?
Oh, no shit. Right on.
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that was cool.
That is cool. So here's a fun little thing.
So my, my Gilbert, my Gilbert red light ticket, right?

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We talked about this a few episodes ago.
Or you got an update? I do so I went so I had I had
filed to extend it and the judgesaid fuck off like you it's
you're not entitled to extend itso you had to go to court.
So I went to court and it was just me and the officer and the
judge and the the the chick thattypes everything.

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The statistician, is that what she called No.
She's a. Stenographer, stenographer,
stenographer. There you go.
Mama so screaming it. It's a stenographer.
So so the judge kind of explainshow it's going to work.
He gets to go first, you know, present whatever evidence he has
and I get that my turn and then I'm allowed to cross examine

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him. There's no yelling.
Be respectful, all the normal stuff you think right.
So officer states his name, blahblah blah, and he says what I
have and and judge asked him what evidence do you bring the
table? And he's like, motherfucker, Oh,
I have the dash Cam and the bodyCam video and I'm like, oh, I'm
like really Like I leaned. I knew that was going to happen.

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Right. And I leaned into my microphone.
I'm like, I'm like, wait a minute, judge not to interrupt.
I was like, but, but I you denied my motion because I don't
have that footage yet. Yet I had to pay for the footage
and your courts are 14 to 16 months backlogged for a 23
minute video that they've already found because in order
for me to pay for it, they had to know the length of the video

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itself. So I paid basically a dollar a
minute, right? Yet the officer gets it.
So the judge says, well, you have the chance to review it
now. And I looked and I'm like, I'm
like to be honest with you, I said I wanted to view the
footage before I came here todaybecause if I did it, I did it.
I'm not going to dispute it, butI don't think I did it because I

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don't believe. I don't believe or either in
light. I just, I just don't, you know,
I said it's, it's out of my nature, whatever I said.
So, so he, the judge says, well,here's what you can do, Mr.
Dunham. I can recuse.
I can recuse myself to the chambers.
You have the opportunity to watch the footage with the

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officer with me not in the room.So there's no, I'm not being,
you know, I'm not making judgement or whatever he said I
like, that's fine. So him and the cop figure out
how he's going to put the, the footage on the big screen TV,
which is interesting. I took a picture of that of the
cop in front of the big screen TV.
The big screen TV blew it out. They have some kind of filter on

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that screen where you can't see it, and the footage was there.
So I ran the fucking thing. I mean, that motherfucker was
blood red, dripping. Just the blood was dripping from
it. It was so fucking red.
It was insane. Which I didn't.
And honestly, I didn't know. I didn't think I did it right.
I mean, I honestly didn't think I did it.
The catch was my front tires were in the intersection.

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My back tires were still on the other side of the crosswalk.
So if you can envision the crosswalk, how it has two bold
lines in the third. Line I got you.
So my tires above that third line, but everything else is
behind that which is running redlight.
I'm like, you know, and so I even looked, I looked at the
cop. I'm like, I'm like, and oh,
here's another trippy thing. The vehicle camera.
It's it, it wraps the fucking not the dashboard, but the what

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the fuck is it the front bumper?You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? The grill.
Yes, thank you. It wrapped the grill to where it
had a complete it had a completevision from he's sitting in the
in the left lane, the left turning lane going South.
That fucking camera footage picks up everything from the far

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right to the far left like you wouldn't believe.
It was a total like Half Moon video.
No shit, no shit, dude. And then it, and then it, you
know, so obviously it's picking up the fucking lights,
everything from all the lights and shit.
And so he's picking up a super everything, everything,
definitely all four points of that intersection.
Except for the one he's in, but for the most part you got all

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three Vantage point, right? So.
Everything in front of you, of course.
So I, I, so I did it. So I just, I, I'm like, so I'm
like, OK, we're good. So I, I tell the, this, the
court reporter, Mike, you can have the judge come back in now.
So he comes back and, you know, sits down and he's like, where
we at? I was like, I ran the red light
man. He's like, that's it.
I was like, it's, that's it. I said, look at the footage.

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I was like, This is why I wantedthe footage prior to I didn't
think, I honestly didn't believeI ran the red light.
I thought I was through the light before the light turned
red. I didn't see the officer react
right away, but he obviously did.
He made some statement that oh, we're having all these kind of
accidents at this intersection. I said I Googled the
intersection. There were no, there's one
accident I found in in the year so far, nothing else.

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And I just, you know, I just kind of felt like I was baited.
No offense to the cop, but you know, that's their job is to do
shit like this. I didn't say shit, obviously.
So had they been on top of theirgame and found the footage in a
reasonable amount of time like they should have and emailed it
to you, you would have just paidthe ticket and they would have
already had their money by now. That's the moral of the story.

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Well, so here's the fucked up thing, buddy.
Oh, I'm leaving the courtroom. OK, All right.
OK, well, let me look back a little bit.
So. So when I was talking,
exchanging with the judge after the footage was leased, I was
like, you know, I said I can't, I can't, I can't be, I can't
plead guilty or not guilty because something I can't see is
like, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is not a court of this is

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not criminal. This is responsible or not
responsible. I said, what's the difference?
He's like, you're responsible for the act of the civil traffic
violation or you're not responsible.
I said, so it's guilt and innocence.
I'm like, I should be innocent before proven guilty.
And he's like, no, he's like, hekept saying no, it's responsible
or not responsible. So what I get in the mail?
What I get in the mail? OK, guess what this fucking

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document says? Responsible or not responsible?
I've never heard of that, but. Effective June 10th, your
driving privileges will be withdrawn.
This action is being taken underthe Arizona Revised Statute.
Blah blah blah, there's additionto other.
Criminals. No, right?
Right. I'm a criminal.
Failure to criminal. Right, right.

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So I have to attend driver school before before June 10th.
I do not have a right to a hearing in this matter.
It is against the law to operatea vehicle, you know on date on
June 10th and thereafter my compliance requirement is taking
complete traffic school. OK So I was like OK so I get
this other document. In the mail.

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Sorry, Mama. OK, I'm still hanging out with
the bad guys and I'm shaking. I can't get away from him.
Where the fuck is it, man? What I'm looking for is it said
I was guilty. It didn't say I was responsible,
it said I was. Oh yeah.
Flat out said guilty. Our records indicate you were
convicted under Arizona State statute.

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Convicted now. He purposely made a point
several times in our conversation.
The judge, it's, it's, it's responsible or not responsible.
A conviction is guilty or not guilty.
I wasn't, I wasn't found guilty.I was found.
That thing says convicted. So I kind of call bullshit.
I had the right to appeal it up to 14 days and then I and then I

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get these fucking letters like within two days.
I'm like, what the fuck is this?And it's all now if, if the and
I even told them at the initial hearings, different judge.
I said at the initial hearing, if that judge would have laid it
out you, you, because I told that judge what I was doing
right, my initial hearing, he's like, what do you want to do?
I said, I'm I, I applied for the, the video footage.

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I want to see whether or not I actually ran the red light.
So before I stand in front of the in front of the judge, I
want to know if I didn't or not.I said because.
If I that was the guy that told the young kid that if he tried
to pursue the cop visually watching him speed, that they
were just going to produce a document that said that he was
certified to do that. OK, it's the same guy.

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Got it. So had that judge told me that
although you can have you can request the footage, you will
not be able to wait for the footage to become available
because the morning of your hearing, the office is going to
bring it. Because guess what, on my way
out, I left first and the cop, Iheard the door come behind me.

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So I stopped and turned around and he he kind of had to look
like oh fuck. And I was like, but that was
cool. I was like, like, you ain't mad
at you, man, I said. I honestly didn't think I'd
read. And you could see his body kind
of like they. Weren't going to be one of those
guys, right, Right. I I said, but you want to know
the fucked up thing? His last name is Wilson.
You want the fucked up thing, Mr. Wilson?
He's like, what's that? I was like, I requested the

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footage, yet you have the footage.
How does that work? He's like, well to be honest
with you, as soon as Someone Like You requested, I get
notified within 24 hours that you've requested it.
So I reply, I apply for my my copy of it and I get it within
48. So.
So why shouldn't that be the same for Thank you.

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The the what? What would you be you?
Would be the plaintiff the the the plaintiff exactly Like what
the fuck? So you the.
Plaintiff and the officer shouldget the same.
Uh huh. And 'cause then it's footage.
At the same time, right? 'Cause that's what I told,
that's what I ended with. That's like, I wouldn't have
wasted your time because I know your time is valuable for what
you do. I wouldn't have wasted my time.

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I wouldn't have wasted the judge's time.
Everybody's time is valuable. Right you.
Shouldn't be disadvantaged over him.
Right. And now he should see why that
should be that way too. You know, it's like, hey, I
wouldn't have had to come to court today if they would have
just emailed a copy to the plaintiff.
Too, And that's why and that's why I told the judge and he's
like, well, that's the Police Department.

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I said he didn't even know that.I was like, no, it's not.
I said I called the Police Department 1st and they
specifically said we do not handle that.
You have to go to the court of record where your ticket is at.
So I'm like, so I have to call Gilbert courts.
Yes, you have to call Gilbert courts.
So I called the Gilbert courts. I said your court system is 14
to 16 months behind now. To see why the fucking judicial

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system is so screwed. Right.
Because you taught them something while you were
standing there. They didn't know, right?
Oh, you got to go to the police?Nope.
Tried that brother? It's the court.
It's crazy, man. So then, so then I had to pay
the $248 fine, OK for running red light.
But again, the 1st judge should have told me you're not going to

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get the opportunity to get this for prior to your court date.
So, Mr. Dunham, you can either pay 248 today, acknowledging
that you ran this red light. Oh, by the way, you're still
going to have to take traffic school, motherfucker.
So like none of that was laid out because now I got to spend
$450 to do traffic school. Holy shit it's up to 450.

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For an entire 8 hour time frame,which I can do.
It online was 168 or something. Well, that's because you're in
Pontiac. No, no, no.
I did it in. There so.
That was like 2004 three, something like that.
I don't. Know so this is the racket now
Gilbert got $248 for me for a ticket right?

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Yep. 2 judges got paid for showing up to work that day.
The county clerk got paid for showing up that day.
The guys that that scanned me coming in, you know, got paid
that day. If that was the cops day off he
probably got overtime. He got paid right?
And now I have to go spend $450 to go to traffic school so that

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traffic instructor can get paid.So basically the city of
Gilbert. Because the first judge was
fucking stupid. No offense, but you were.
Or he just purposely didn't tellme what he should have told me
because then I could have been like, and Nikki was with me.
I would have been like, well, fuck it then I'm not.
If I'm not going to get the footage then there's no way I
can say whether or not I did it,so fuck it.

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And I'm still waiting for the footage, by the way.
Well, it's a good thing you wentto court, so you got to see it.
Right, right, right. Yeah.
But it was, it was dripping blood, man.
It was so red. It was just.
It was. Well, you said here publicly,
this is at least the fourth or fifth time in your saga as this

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has been going on that you've said every time if I'm guilty,
I'll pay the money. And I agree I'm the same way.
I'll I'll give you an example. So I'm standing at work the
other day and we're really not supposed to be on our phone.
So, you know, like when my phonegoes off and you're not dripping
with oil or whatever, I'll pull it out and check it out.
And it was from Discover Card and it says $21.68.

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Did you authorize this possible fraud?
Right? So it didn't ring a bell.
So I go out in the hallway and I'm looking at it and I'm
looking at my Discover Card on the app.
And I'm like, that just doesn't,I have recurring charges on that
card unless it's my 5% rotating category that I like.

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I only use it for rotate or revolving charges, right?
So I'm like, I don't recognize that and everything on this card
is a revolving charge. Long story short, I call the
next day and I say, you know, while I called that night, said
that wasn't my charge, please take it off, blah, blah blah.

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We'll send you a new card. They were super nice.
So the next day it hits me like a ton of bricks.
OK. I signed up for the Marquee
Network, the Cubs Baseball Network, Right on.
So I only subscribe to that obviously from April until
October. Right.
Hopefully October. Because of baseball season, yes.

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So being just like you said, if I'm guilty, I will own up to
what I did. So the next day I call them
back, yeah, and they have awesome US based customer
service, but I'm on hold for like 5 or 6 minutes and about
halfway through it I'm thinking they would never even bother
investigating $21.68. I know this.

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I've had credit card since I was18 years old.
I know how they operate because I used to use them to my
advantage when I was younger anddidn't have a lot of money and
wanted to get away with shit. You know that's the equipment
that you saw on stage every night.
Part of that was paid for by MasterCard and Visa.
Right on. But I'm thinking This is why

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people just give up and say fuckit, because you can't get
somebody on the phone to even dothe right thing, you know what
I'm saying? But like I said, to their
credit, when they came on the phone, they were very nice and
it was quick and easy and painless and you just got to own
up to, I just think that's good karma, you know, that's what I
believe in. You put good positive energy out

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into the universe. You get good positive energy
back. I've, I've proven it to myself
on both sides. I've been a negative prick and
bad things happened and I've tried to treat people as well as
I can and good things have happened.
So I just think that's a good mantra to live by.
It is a good mantra, you know. And I really wanted to watch my
Cubs baseball so well. Yeah, so so.

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But now you have, so you're still subscribed.
So they reversed it. You finally got to talk to
somebody. Yeah, when the guy got on the
phone, he was like, oh, they don't even know that you
disputed it because it was just yesterday that you initiated the
fraud charge. He said they'll never even know
and everything will just keep going like it's going.
And I got my new card today and it's all good.
It was just an innocent mistake.They actually sent me the fraud

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notice before Marquis sent me the receipt.
For the charge. That's what happened is I
didn't, the lady that came on the phone initially said, you
know, can you please look through your e-mail and make
sure you don't have an e-mail from a, you know, whoever you
ordered whatever from. And I looked and there was
nothing there. And it was the next morning it

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popped up and I'm like, you sonsof bitches, how slow are you on
your billing, you know? Right, right.
I subscribed to this over a weekago.
And it took them that long. Not kidding.
Yeah, almost 7 days. Wow, that's a little nuts.
Normally when you buy something on a credit card it happens
instantly right? At least a pending charge you.
Know. Sure, sure.

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So anyway, that was my good karma story, just like you owned
up to yours. When I do something wrong I try
and say hey I fucked up, you know, sorry.
Yeah, yeah. You know, it's just, it's, it's
irritating because, you know, itis what it is.
It is what it is, man. I don't care.
Hey, so we made a little, we made a YouTube channel for
little man. It's called Anthony Tanner's
Adventures. OK, I will be subscribing.

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It's, it's, it's quite comical. He has, you know, Minecraft and
just, you know, he does, he, he,he likes YouTube because that's
the, the world we live in now, right with, with this
generation. So.
They love YouTube, yes. Yeah, so one day he's like pop
up record me. I was like, what am I recording?
And he just starts talking. I'm like, hold on.

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It's like hit recording, you know, And he's explaining what
he's doing. He's like, you can find me on
anthony.com. I'm like, you can't.
You can't. There's no anthony.com
available, buddy. Because I looked for the hell of
it. But I got a little, I got Dave
the Chat GPTA guy to make me a nice little character of him

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based on a photo and you know. That's awesome.
Yeah, so he, you know, he, I showed him this morning the
three videos and he's, you know,just.
Seeing himself on the screen. Well, he's he's seen enough of
himself because, because I've, you know, because I've had him
every morning basically since he's 3 weeks old every.

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I mean, I've documented his entire life, you know, and I've
documented as much as I can withtrip.
I don't have trip like I do withwith little man.
But so there's about a week ago he asked me, we were hanging out
in the morning and and he'd asked me a, a question about
something when he was little andI was like, Oh, I can pull it
up. So I have it all in Dropbox.

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So I pulled him up in Dropbox and five years old.
OK, we're looking at going through videos when he's, you
know, one and just, you know, random shit.
He tells. He looks at me and says wish I
could go back in time like you're 5 dude.
He said. I wish I could go back in time.
That's awesome. I'm like, you're 5 little man.

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That's how I used to think. I'm like I.
Still do. Well, I do, everybody does.
But when you're 5. Oh yeah, I thought like that as
a definitely as a little kid. I'm like, you're not going to,
you're not going to remember anyof this, dude.
That's why I have the pictures of it, you know, because he's
walking and, you know, yelling and screaming like you did, you
know, just random cool stuff. But yeah, it was, it was

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interesting. I want to go back in time.
I'm like, you're 5, man. Like, wait till you're at least
20. They want to go back in time,
maybe 15, you know? I used to want to be a character
in all the books I read. You know, I'll write on that.
That's cool. That's really cool.
When you grow up in the middle of nowhere, you got to have an

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active imagination, you know, because there's not a lot to do.
Right. Yeah, no, there's not.
And there's, I mean, when I grewup in Tempe, there wasn't a lot
to do, especially as when I was young and home all the time
being sick. So it was always active
imagination, all that kind of wacky stuff.
So. But I think that's what turned
us into productive adults too. Or creative adults you know.

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I think creative for sure. When you were growing up with
your buddies, there was no Internet, so you had to make up
games, you know? Yeah, that's all we did is make
up games, you know, And as you got older you played baseball or
whatever. We got we played a game called
and and don't hate me world. It's back in the 70s, late 70s,

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right? It's yeah, late 70s, early 80s.
Smear the queer. Smear the queer.
I knew that was going to cut right.
Oh yeah, we did too. Absolutely, and and capture the
flag. Well, we're the generation that
played dodgeball. Right.
Dodgeball. Yeah.
Yep, Yep. Doorbell ditching.
Fuck you up. Yep, doorbell ditch, you know.

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Oh yeah. Which people?
It's funny, there's people in myneighborhood on their Facebook
page. They'll they'll try and they'll
put some posts. I mean, they're not saying it
like those fucking asshole kids keep Ding Dong ditching my door.
You came back here, I'm going tokick your ass.
It's like, really? You did that dog shit and light
it on fire. You.
I never did that, although I'd like to.
I'd like to do. That I didn't do that, but I was

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with people that did. It's it's crossed my mind a
couple times with a couple of mypeople that live around me, but
I know karma's a a motherfucker,so I ain't doing it all all.
Well, Steele just told me a story about him and his buddies
doing that, so I I felt better about myself after that.
He was just with his buddies like I was, you know?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's OK.
Tell the story you. Can't.
I'm not telling his story. It was just very, very similar.
OK, you guys, we'll have to get him.
We got to get him. On dude, he's got he's got the
best stories of crazy shit they did.
They were when they were kids. But yeah, he tells them better
than I do because he was there. So of course, you got to
remember he grew up in the 50s, so they really had nothing to

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do. Oh yeah.
Well, they had they had they, they were stand by me in real
life. Absolutely.
You know, and those are all his stories, as you know, just like
us growing up, we had a little more, but they just invented
shit to do and a lot of it was probably less than desirable to

(25:50):
the adult. Right.
But that's part of the fun of being a kid, too.
It's just this. Absolutely.
I kind of feel sorry for kids today that don't have a
childhood like that. You know, you drive around and
when we were all out riding bikes when the weather was nice,
it's like you're hard pressed tofind kids outside now.

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Well, and that's the other thingthat my neighborhood's brilliant
for. We have this wash.
OK. And the describe to people what
a wash is that don't. OK.
So, so we have, it's when, when we get a lot of rain, rain will
go through this wash. It's like the lowest point
between communities. It's kind of drops down, you
know, 1520 feet and it creates anatural wash where the water

(26:34):
flows from, you know, in eastern, northeastern,
southeastern part of the valley where we live.
Just kind of trickles down through our, our, the backside
of our neighborhood goes around a corner and crosses the street,
just kind of keeps going into collecting somewhere.
So there's no major storm sewerslike there is no no.
No. So we.
Yeah. The rest of the developed

(26:54):
country. So we have we have kind of a
blacktop path on it. That's, you know, enough for,
you know, I don't know, you could get probably eight people
shoulder to shoulder walking across it.
So these in the mornings when you walk, whatever you share the
you share the space, right? Sure.
Well below that asphalt is natural vegetation, sandy bottom

(27:18):
dirt, you know what, what, what not, right?
So a lot of people in our neighborhood, because we are a
horse neighborhood, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse
property, neighborhood, one to five acres, people that have
horses, they're in that wash allthe time, going up and down.
And what pisses me off about that is they'll go on the trail,
right? They'll go on the pavement trail

(27:38):
and they'll let their horses shit.
I was just going to ask that question.
So here's the thing, man, that that just fucking gets.
You got to clean up after your horse.
If I take the dozer out for a walk in the morning, he shits in
the street. We have to clean it up.
Absolutely. If the fucking neighbor's cat
goes out and shits in the street, nobody cleans it up.
Fuck that. If you're riding a horse and the

(27:59):
horse shits in the street and they've actually shit on my
street out front. And if they don't leave little
tiny shit. No, they leave fucking that's
you want to talk about a bag on the front porch full of shit?
That's like a fucking, you know,that's a glad garbage bag man.
But one of my neighbors, I I watched it one day.
Not the crazy cat people, the ones just one, the ones West of

(28:21):
him them, which is Brian fuckinghorses.
Three of them. They walked right by his
driveway and and they just shit and they shit on the space that
he goes from the road to his driveway and they just and they
just kept going. So then when I saw Brian,
that's. Rude dude.
Totally rude. Fucking get off your horse and

(28:42):
clean up. Absolutely.
Like fucking clean up it's not. You live in a, you live in a
civilized neighborhood. You know, it's not like you're
living out on the fucking back 40.
Well, you, you take the idiot tothe east of me, he's going to
sign up saying, well, it's a farm.
It's not a farm, motherfucker. It's a residential community.
You know why 'cause? There's a I'll take pictures of
some farms and send them. Yeah.
Oh I know 'cause there's a we got a big old sign that says

(29:02):
residential community drive withcare.
It's not a fucking farmland dickhead.
I just you know, but yeah, he's got a thing.
Oh, it's a farm. It's it smells.
It's it's you're going to see animals having sex, wear
rednecks for God fearing and we're rifle bearing
motherfuckers like no, you're I'm going to I got to try and.
Get oh, you're an idiot. I'm going to try I've tried a

(29:23):
couple times to get a video of him like when I leave with
little man sometimes he's walking back towards his house
from taking his kids and he justwalks with like a total I'm an
asshole just just stoically you're just walking and he won't
budge his. Horn cop shove straight up his
ass. Right, right, won't won't even,
but won't even turn his eyes andlook at my truck like he just
and he fucking owns his space. So if he's in the road and in my

(29:43):
space, I will drive to the pointto where if you don't get out of
the road, I'm still going to move.
But you know, you're like, you're like a foot away from me
clipping your ass because you'rein the road like.
I guess one thing I never asked you is how old is this guy?
I don't know, 40s maybe, OK, early, maybe late 30s, early
40s. It's hard to tell because he's
he's weathered with the sun and he he's got a Gray beard, but

(30:06):
that doesn't mean anything. Gray black hair, beard, you
know, because some people Gray at 30 like like.
Yeah, my dad went Gray probably around 3031, right something.
What's his what's his face? Matt LeBlanc.
When he was on Friends, he was fucking white haired.
We realized that because he dyedhis hair black.
Shocking. But yeah, straight up white
hair, grayed looking old motherfucker.

(30:26):
Yeah, it's just in your jeans. Yeah, yeah, it is what it is.
I just wondered if he was like acrotchety old man or if he was a
young kid. If he was the guy behind me is
the crotchy old man, the guy behind me is the crotchy old
man, the one that was cussing meout that night when I moved his
ditch because he was he was taking my irrigation, who has
never, never since pulled his own ditch.
Never. Not once since that incident of

(30:48):
him just berating me, dropping really bombs.
Yeah, not once because I'm like,I had texted him.
I'm like, dude, if you can't pull your your dish, stop out on
time, then just hire a rancher to do it.
They'll do it for 20 bucks. He tells me to fuck off.
Don't ever bother me again or I'm going to call the Queen
Creek Police Department for harassment.
I'm like, God bless you Tom, Jesus loves you.

(31:09):
Have a good day. Like that's legit, you know,
God. Bless you.
Oh man, you're surrounded by assholes.
I am which is a dragon. I I'm now take that back the
people to the drag the people tothe West of us.
The post and family fucking super nice post and Solomon
family, super nice humans, just their their their kids are
growing up and, you know, just really, really, really nice

(31:32):
family. We got one family on our block
that doesn't like really associate with anybody but they
don't bother anybody either except their dogs fucking bark
all the time. I guess that's their only.
Yeah, and Brian, Brian and Doreen, next to the crazy cat
lady, they're nice. And then Jim at the end, the
street's nice, but you don't seehim any anywhere.
There's, there's people in my neighborhood, There's a lot of

(31:53):
nice people in my neighborhood. I'm just unfortunately next to
and across from two of the biggest.
That's what I'm saying that's. Yeah, so this was this was the
text to Tom Alberti, the Dick head to the South of me.
May 7th, 2023. Hey Tom, if you can't close your
port on time, please pay RJID which is our irrigation

(32:17):
district. My run started at 12:45 AM.
You shut your port at at two O 4.
You cost me full flow which is the rate of water you get.
This is Tom Alberti's response. A volunteer posse member for the
Pinal County Sheriff's Department.
Mind you. OK.

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Did you see anything threateningin that text?
No, not at all 0. Quote started starting the quote
fuck off. I shut my port before way before
that. If you text me anymore anymore,
I will file harassment charges with the police.
My End Quote, my response. God bless you Tom.

(33:00):
Jesus loves you. There it is Tom Alberti ladies
and gentlemen. A volunteer deputy for the
Pinella County Sheriff's Department has not has not shown
up at the fence line since. See, that's what sucks.
It's that 1% of the cops that gives all of them the bad name

(33:21):
because they're not all bad. So here's the thing.
So just like that guy you talkedto, you know, he was cool.
He was cool. He was still a cop and he still,
you know, gave me tickets, so that wasn't cool.
You know, broke the law, Sir, you're a.
Criminal. I did break the law, but I I
was, I was responsible. I just like saying you're a
criminal. I know I was responsible.

(33:42):
I was found. I was found responsible, not not
guilty of, but according to the state, I was found guilty even
though the judge clearly said this is not Criminal Court,
you're responsible or not responsible.
Well, I don't. I beg to differ, Judge.
No, that's us convicted. It does, I should scan it and
send to him because I have his e-mail.
Like dude what the fuck you saidthis wasn't a guilt or innocence

(34:03):
like you. I don't see responsible or not
responsible anywhere on here. This says I'm guilty.
Right. You hammered that point like he
hammered it like big time. So there's that.
What do you have to talk about? Because I've obviously been
running my mouth for the last 34minutes.
You're fine. OK.
I know I hate the draft. The draft's coming up, right?

(34:26):
Isn't the NFL draft coming up? Yeah.
Isn't that coming? Up.
I would assume so. Have you been watching any of
any of the basketball playoffs? Because I haven't.
No, I don't watch the NBA. That's one thing I do not do.
I gave up on the NBA. I don't know, maybe shortly
after Barclay and those guys Start Stop playing.
Yeah, I did. After, after, I'm going to say

(34:49):
after, after probably five yearsafter the the Jordan era ended.
It just it just started changingbecause there's still some
really good teams back then. Yeah, so like whenever they quit
playing defense? Yeah, yeah, like, like the queen
of the flop, the flop, the flop queen.
How he just, you know, he turns the ball over and just.

(35:09):
And then the other half of the game is, yeah.
Then the other half of the game is they go up the court,
somebody shoots A3, they either make it or they miss, and then
they ship it down to the other end, shoot another three.
That's just, I can't remember who it was.
Somebody that's inside the NBA just basically said that exact

(35:30):
same thing, only they had a really long lecture on it,
basically telling the NBA if youdon't clean the game up, you're
going to lose your product because people are like dropping
like flies. I mean, I dropped 20 years ago,
but now people are stopping watching the NBA at
unprecedented numbers. Yet here's how the media spends

(35:52):
the shit. Latest from nba.com 2025 NBA
playoffs deliver Most watched opening weekend in 25 years
Probably because they wanted to see if the Lakers would lose
because LeBron is now 12 and 12 in opening games and he usually
goes on to lose the series when he loses his first game.
So according to the nba.com whoeverrunsnba.com the 25 NBA

(36:19):
playoffs presented oh, presentedby Google.
Oh, and this happens to be a Google article.
Oh Real News delivered the most watched opening weekend of the
playoffs in 25 years. The eight game schedule averaged
4.4 million viewers, up 17% versus last year.
Both ESPN and TNT Sports set viewership records for the

(36:40):
opening weekend. ESPN claimed they averaged 4.49
million viewers. Why?
TNT, Tru TV and Max is 2 games averaged 4.13 million, which I
guess on all summary wise ends up being 4.4 million.
But let's just let's go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
Let's see what Jordan Arable's gotten in views.

(37:03):
Jordan there. Weren't as many people living in
the United States then? Viewership.
It doesn't matter. 1988 had had the NBA Finals between the bulls

(37:25):
and the Jazz averaged 18.7 rating 33 share and 29.04
million viewers on NBC 29,000,000 viewers on NBC.
That was the highest NBA viewership ever for a
championship game. The Jordan now now yeah.
Now back to your comment. The NBA is reportedly suffering

(37:46):
a decline in viewership. Fans around the world have been
chiming in to provide potential reasons for why fewer fans are
tuning into live games via traditional.
Because their fucking product sucks.
Yes, and this was January 27th with with some noting that the
rise in streaming platforms suchas League Pass is partly the
cause. Why?
Yeah, OK. That's part of it, but the most

(38:07):
of it is what Barkley keeps preaching, which is the stupid
load management shit where the guys that you want to see play
only play like one time out of every four.
And the rest of the time they'relike, oh, I got a my hips.
Yeah, my inner thigh hurts. I'm trying to think of the
dumbest shit ever, you know, because Barclay's like, yeah,

(38:30):
the guy who's going into the coal mine, I bet his back and
his hip hurt, too. But he's got to go to work every
day. Speaking of coal Miner's
daughter's, Nikki's dad, a coal miner, just had back surgery 2
weeks ago and the scar goes fromthe base of his necks all the
way to the tip of his ass. Oh my God.
Yep, Yep. But he went, he's been kind of

(38:52):
whack A mole for a while. He's kind of getting to that age
where the problem, the problem. That hurts.
So the. The, the, the, the turning point
for him, they live in this really cool community.
He took care of the house, the yard, you know, he had his
camper spot this, this weird camp we can place.
He'd go camp with a camper there, you know, and, and just
was always outdoors doing shit, right?

(39:13):
Because when you have land, you're doing shit.
Whether you have an acre, 40 acres or like your size lot,
right, 13,000 square foot lot, whatever you have, right, you're
doing shit. You have to do shit outdoors.
You just can't let it go, right?You have to, even if you don't
mow your fucking lawn, right? You still got a douche, right?
But you still got to do shit. You got to, you know, gutters
and, you know, blah, blah, blah,right?

(39:34):
Oh yeah. Well, his wife decides that
they're going to sell that shit and move to some other city in
in Pennsylvania to be closer to his his his his son.
He has three kids, 4 kids, one died, Tony, Nikki, Michael who
is the 2nd baby Mama and the current one is the third baby
Mama, Nikki's mom. Nikki and Tony's mom, which was

(39:57):
his first two kids, unfortunately died when they
were both young. Crohn's disease complications.
Wow. So she, she, she takes George
completely out of his environment and sticks him to do
a condo, right? You imagine me living in a
condo. No, not for one second.

(40:19):
You're like my brother. My you and my brother are the
same kind of you know, I got to be doing something.
I got to be moving. I, you know, it's just he
wouldn't be happy sitting aroundand you wouldn't be.
I'm not kidding you in that respect.
You guys are the exact same person.
No, I can't imagine my brother sitting on a couch in a condo
and I can't imagine you sitting on a couch in a condo.

(40:40):
It just isn't going to work. Now if I, if I, I'd be happier
than fucking shit. Give me a guitar and ATV and I'm
happy. Well, and see if eventually I
end up going into a condo cause of age, I'll, I'll fucking be on
that board and shit man, I'll fucking be out there on a clean
up committee. I'll be fucking sticking my nose
in everybody business. Right, because I'm hoping you're
a world famous podcaster by thenand you know you're too busy to

(41:02):
do all that shit. But I would still do it anyway.
Somehow I believe that. So to put this into perspective,
my brother's up to four jobs. That's why we don't see him very
often. Why?
He's up to four jobs. Just because he likes to stay
when I told you you're the same person.
He just likes to stay busy, man.Yeah, yeah, I'm the same way.

(41:28):
Or if he sees an angle to be at like 1 year he took a job at a
golf course just so he could play golf for free.
Oh. He only had to work like, I
don't know, 10 hours a week or something, or 15 hours a week,
and he got to play for free for the whole summer.
So I think he did that 2 summersin a row.
What do you do with the golf course?
Oh, I think he'd like handed outgolf carts and picked up range

(41:51):
balls and I don't know. Fuck, I don't know.
Who knows, he just took a job there so he could play golf.
That's fucking cool. Now he's, I think he's got his
EMT license, so he's working at a two different ambulance
outfits. Yeah, right on.

(42:13):
And what's his? Because isn't he a tech dude?
He's a cybersecurity expert at State Farm, OK.
He has a master's degree in cybersecurity, whatever, blah,
blah, blah. Yeah, I don't know what his
exact degrees in, but that's what he does.
He's a cyber security expert. That's cool.
Keep their servers and infrastructure maintained, yeah.

(42:35):
And and that just, that's boringfor him, so he got another job.
Yeah, he just, he's got, he had ADD before they knew what that
was. He just can't sit still, you
know? Yeah.
And that's one thing I agree with listening to Rogan over and
over and over again, because he talks about this a lot.

(42:55):
You know, the way that we raise specifically boys is so just
counterintuitive to the way the human nature is, right?
You know, because you were a young boy and you had a young
boy and now you have grandsons. When you're that age, they have
more energy than anybody can ever imagine.
And we expect them to sit in a classroom for so many hours a

(43:19):
day and behave, right? That's just not in the male DNA
and it's not in our nature. So, you know, we should be like
burning that off as much as we can and then trying to learn.
And, you know, we just keep doing the same thing over and
over again and expecting a different result.
And I honestly think I've extrapolated that all to, I

(43:41):
think that's why you end up witha lot of kids who were horrible
drug addicts when they get to bein high school because they
started off on Ritalin and God knows whatever they gave them to
keep them calm in the classroom.And then they start
experimenting with keeping themselves calm.
And next thing you know, they'reshooting up the school because

(44:02):
they don't know how to do drugs.Right.
That's one of the things that one of my family members, you
know, alluded to. They were self medicating
because they were trying to not feel the way they were
constantly feeling because of the, the, I don't want to say
mental illness, but just the, the, you know, the ADHD, the
ADD, whatever you want to fuck all because, because we weren't

(44:23):
big. We were when, when, when our
kids are growing up, when we grew up, right?
OK, case in point, we were rambunctious in school, right?
We weren't put on medicine, no. And shut the fuck down, Chris.
Exactly. And I'll tell you what, to my
mom's credit, they tried to do that to my brother and my mom
was even way back then. You're talking like the mid 80s

(44:45):
'cause he was born in 1981 and they were pleading with her to
put him on this medication and she was like, no.
Yeah. We don't know what that's going
to do to him later on in life, and I'm not going to be
responsible for that. So, you know, kudos to her for
dealing with him because he was a handful because nobody really
knew what that was at that time.You know, you just said, oh,

(45:07):
they're a handful or they're a problem child or whatever.
It's like, no, they're a young boy.
And that's in their DNA. And that's just how he is.
So like to wrap up his story, that's why he has four jobs.
He's just got his mind, has to stay busy all the time, so he's
either sleeping or he's working.He doesn't know anything else.

(45:27):
Gotcha. Yeah.
See, we, we fought because people told us that about Scott.
We're like, no, no, not doing it, not doing it.
You just, you just, you need to do better as a teacher.
Not doing it, not. Doing it.
And kudos to you too, yeah. And then and then we finally did
it and we're like, oh fuck, whoops, not bad.
But you know, you don't, you don't want to do that.

(45:48):
Like you said, like your mom said, you don't know what the
impact's going to be just like this.
What is it? I don't have to say it right?
Ozan Peak or Ozampic. Yeah, I always fucked the word.
Ozampic. You don't know and I think Nate
and I talked about touched on this, you don't know the
Ozampic, right? We don't know the long term
effect of that. Nobody don't you know?

(46:11):
And and people. Start making you lose weight
because it's killing you. Well, I was it's originally for
diabetes. That's how they discovered it,
right? It's kind of like how they
discovered what Viagra did a side effect because it was for
Navy Seals to keep their blood whatever going during their
training. Like and then all of a sudden
all these fucking Navy Seals arestanding on the on the beach
line with heart. They were supposed to thicken up
their blood and it did such a good job that it gave them all

(46:33):
boners. Right, right.
It's like, OK, this is not standing.
Attention, gentlemen. So but so, so thank you.
But the, the, the ozone peak thing, whatever, awesome,
whatever the fuck, I can't say it.
That was epic. That was for diabetes and then
they realized that diabetes patients are losing weight all
of a sudden and what's a multi trillion dollar industry?

(46:55):
Weight loss. Yeah, what's another multi
trillion dollar industry? Porn.
What's another multi trillion dollar industry?
Health. Porn is a multi billion dollars.
Industry. Oh yeah, probably billion.
Probably not trillion because. It's it is still the most it it
is still responsible for the Internet infrastructure
maintaining itself. Just for the record, no shit.

(47:18):
Still to this day. Oh yeah.
Wow, wow. Always has been.
That's crazy. It's been the backbone of the
Internet since the get go. Whether people want to admit
that or not, that's that's a fucking fact.
So all you people who say you'venever looked at porn, most of
your liars. You're lying.
I've looked at. I'm not a big porn guy.
Never. Have I know, and I believe that
from you because you're an I've,I've known you since 1994 or

(47:41):
whatever. I know who you are as a person.
And when you say that, I believeyou.
Yeah. I've looked at plenty of it.
It's. Just I've looked at it, I've
I've looked at it, but it's not something I'm I've been a
single. Guy, a lot of times in my life
let's facts are facts, man. Yeah, it's this one.
This was things like back in theday, right when when all of a
sudden the celebrity sex tapes come out.
You know, that was like, oh, oh,let's see Pamela Ashton, you

(48:03):
know, riding Tommy. What the fuck is his last name?
Oh, Tommy Lee from, you know, Mötley Crüe.
Yeah, so that kind of stuff, that's just a human nature of of
wanting it's it's your curiosity, you know, because you
hear ramblings that he's hung like a horse.
I never actually watched it because by the time I go around,
fuck it, I'll take a look at you.
Couldn't get it anymore. Well, here's a crazy story.

(48:24):
Yeah. OK.
Because, you know, I'm not afraid to help myself because
what the fuck do I got to lose? Yeah.
Yeah. And it doesn't matter.
I mean, it's just part of being a human being.
But I came from here, you know, just everyday USA, Mayberry, you
know, 12,000 people. So when I moved to Chicago, that

(48:45):
was one culture shock. And I learned a lot from people
up there. That was the first time I ever
went to a strip club and shit like that.
Yeah. And then when I moved to
Phoenix, I obviously met Scott. And one thing Scott was not
afraid to tell you was that he really liked sex a lot, you
know, And so he was like, have you ever been to one of those

(49:09):
shops where they sell the videos, ladies and gentlemen?
There wasn't always the Internetand you actually had to go to a
place and you had to buy a fucking like.
Like, like adult story. OK, Yeah.
Yeah. So I was like.
Like a blockbuster for like a blockbuster for adults.
Yes, yeah. And they were always those tan
buildings that were very unconspicuous or inconspicuous
and just had a sign out front and the rest.

(49:30):
Of the that said adult videos yes yeah there was one there's
not there anymore that would butwhen every time we go to the
Rattlers game where they still played in in Phoenix on on like
the I don't. Know on I-10, right?
No, it's off I-10, but off of Lincoln.
Like you get off on 7th St. or whatever and then and you're
going to turn on Lincoln to go towards the towards the Suns
Arena. It was it was just weird like

(49:50):
you just said, like a beige building.
Yep. And the windows were there, but
they were glossed over with something and it had this this
not neon sign, but just a regular sign on the wall that
said what is it? Adult XXX videos.
That's all it said. That was it.
That was. All it said, and there was
always cars in the parking lot. Always because what I didn't

(50:11):
know is they had a backroom to that place that very few people
that went to those places knew about, where they had like
fucking peep shows like the 1970s.
Or oh shit. Yes, this is the part that
scattering. So like Amsterdam, the red light
district? Cause I've never been to
Amsterdam, nor have you. Nor have I.
We would have been if, if we would have went on a worldwide

(50:33):
tour. But I've, I've, I've heard the
stories that you, you put money,you go in those things, you put
money in the little thing and then the, the screen comes up
and there's a chick doing whatever she's doing.
OK, so that's the place he took me to you.
Know I was like I'm. I'm perusing around the videos
and he's like, what are you doing man?
You go fucking buy a video? I'm like I don't know, I just
look and he says follow me so. You know he talked to.

(50:56):
Whoever. And then we go in the fucking
backroom and yeah, the curtain opens up and no shit, there
wasn't like a coin. Operated thing you just.
Paid the guy, you know, and thenyou went back there and the
curtain opened and you got your show or whatever and if you
wanted another one then you paidmore money or whatever.
But I'd, you know, it was culture shock enough for me to
walk into an adult video store and this fucker takes me back

(51:20):
and shows me real life chicks who are stripping in the back
that I had. So that's what I was going to
ask. What was the show?
The strip, it was just basicallya strip tease.
Yeah, so they're. Behind a piece of plexiglass,
you can't touch them or anythingand they can't even touch you.
They're just behind a piece of glass and you're sitting in a
chair. And I'm not sure how that's real
appealing for people. But no, I don't see, I've never.

(51:43):
And we've, I think we've talked.About this I've never had.
I've never really understood theappeal for strip clubs because
you can't touch the chick. You're not going home with the
chick, right? No, but for me it was more about
the. Camaraderie of hanging out with
my buddies. So like you're, you were with
Nikki and Rick was with Carrie and Scott was with Carrie,
right? So when you guys would go your

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separate ways, I would hang out with my buddy Dave Smith.
And he was newly back from the Gulf War and crazy as a fucking
woman, and he'd love to hang outat strip clubs.
So for me, I associated it with hanging out with him.
And then Ray Stone, he played atthe naval base, which was off
I-17. Huge fucking place.

(52:25):
They would have like, penthouse pets and Playboy Playmates come
through and dance, you know, on their little tours and shit.
The USO stuff. Yep.
Yeah, crazy stuff. Like that.
So they actually had a live bandinstead of having a DJ on Friday
and Saturday night. So Ray's band played there.
I I wasn't. Necessarily going there.

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As you know, I'm going to pick up chicks because you I saw very
quickly that that wasn't going to happen and the girls that got
to know me, especially going to see Ray play, they would totally
understand. That and I.
Would get all kinds of friends benefits, you know, free dances
and free drinks. And like, I'm not here to hit on
you. And I learned a lot about them
there too. Like a lot of them would get

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stuck in the trap where people don't understand us.
A lot of them are really going to school.
You know, that's not just a story.
They are really going to school to be accountants and doctors
and lawyers and whatever. But here's the trap they fall
into. They can make $2500 a day, some
of them up to three, or $4000 a day being a stripper untaxed.

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And I've and I and I've sold. House right and I've.
Sold houses in the past, I mean years ago to strippers and when,
when you could have mattress money, mattress money, boys and
girls, was if you had a home, you had money in your safe.
You just had to explain to the lender, oh, I have, you know,
$60,000 in my safe at home because I'm a dancer and they
deposit it in their bank over, you know, a 90 day period of

(53:58):
time. And then we can use, then it's
seasoned and then we can use that for their down payment and
closing costs, whatever. Now it doesn't work because it's
mattress money and and you know,if they're still making that
kind of money, right? Because why would they have
stopped? But you can't there's, you got
to claim it if you deposit it. And if so, it's just weird
little shit now. But yeah, and they were, they

(54:21):
were the, they were the, they were fun to work with because
there wasn't, it wasn't, there is no nothing of a there's no
sexual. Innuendos at all?
Like people got to understand that they're, they're humans.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a realtor. I'm selling them a property.
That's it 100% business. So there's no flirting.
There was no fucking around. There was no there was no
innuendo discussions at all. And I think that's why I ended

(54:43):
up selling two or three because I legit just I don't care what
you do for a living. My job is to find you a house.
You strip cool. That means you have cash.
You can, you can you can pay your own closing costs.
Let's go. You know, I don't care.
I could care less what you do. It's none of my business.
I all I want to know is you're approved how much you want to
spend. Let's go.
Well, that was initially the problem.

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With when the state of Colorado made marijuana legal, they were
the first state obviously, right.
So the federal government did two things, which was bullshit.
They immediately told all the pot distributors, anybody who
was in that business, they said they told the banks, if you

(55:25):
accept any money from any of these businesses, we, we will
revoke your FDIC, you know, Deposit Insurance immediately.
That'll be the first thing that'll happen.
So that that's since been fixed,but the next thing they did is
since it was federally illegal, they tried to do raids on these
grow houses, which was bullshit too.

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Yeah, it was a rough. Start, but yeah.
Oh. Yeah, you know what I found they
made. It super rough when we.
Were in New Orleans. In March, New Orleans is not a
marijuana Free State. I find that.
Right. Hard to believe.
Yeah, I, I was. Blown away by.
That I was thinking and. You know, I was just no shit,

(56:11):
like, like, like really. Arizona's got.
Dispensaries fucking every corner, which I find that hard
to believe. Right.
And and when you told me that, Iwas shocked.
Because mostly. Arizona's Republican
conservatives, Yeah. No, I have.
I just topped my head, 'cause I drive by.
Him one. There's at least 2 within 5

(56:33):
miles of my house as I go. Is it all of Arizona or is it
just Maricopa? County.
I don't. I don't know.
I don't know. I know Illinois.
Has them in certain spots because when I was back there
years ago for my, my, oh, the whole state of Illinois, yeah,
so I know. But yeah, New Orleans.
It's it's not, it's one of the things when we got there, we
were fucking around, you know, walking up and down where
Bourbon Street is, but the street off Bourbon Street, like

(56:55):
all where all the other stuff isand and I you see smoke shops
And so I left at Nikki. I'm like, there's no
dispensaries around here and that you know, and so we went
back to the room and we went back to the room.
I Googled it. New Orleans does not have
medical marijuana. I know it has medical.
That's it. You have to have, you have to
have all the proper documentation for medical

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purposes only. It's not recreational at all,
which I was. The only problem in Illinois is
you can't afford to buy it. Is that expensive?
Oh, it's. So there's. 5 taxes that they
can exercise on marijuana. Illinois exercises four of them.
The state of Michigan only exercises 2 and they're capped,

(57:37):
which is why you drive to Michigan.
Yes. And their taxes are.
Capped at a flat 10%. Oh, that's good.
We have like. A 23%.
Tax for anything over 50% THC there's the actual THC tax
there's a state tax there's a county tax it's fucking

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outrageous see and I. Always believed.
I was of the train of thought when they.
Started the album with with legalizing it.
Like I liked what Colorado did and I thought, OK, well if you
take the legalization of marijuana and then you tax the
fuck out of it, kind of like you're saying like you tax
cigarettes and you tax beer and you tax alcohol.
Illinois made $1.2 billion. For 2024, OK, see so that so you

(58:18):
take the. Revenue you make from selling
marijuana legally and you pump it into schools.
That's not happening. I know.
Which is fucked up. Nobody knows where.
That money is going, which is fucked up.
Because think about it. If if imagine.
If Arizona school districts, if you do it, if you do it, if you
do it citywide. So like say you have 5
dispensaries in Chandler, so youtax that and the taxes that are

(58:41):
taxed that are collected from those five dispensaries in
Chandler goes in the Channel Unified School District.
You know what I'm saying? Same with Tempe, same with
Phoenix. Same with We got one here,
believe it or not, in our littletown.
We. Have one that I agree with you,
that money should go straight tothe grade schools and the high
school because. Yeah, because you know, like,
like. Gaming right salt the the all I

(59:01):
know is Navajos and a patch. So the Navajos when they have
their casinos and shit, don't get mad at me.
People don't get mad at me, TonyOK, because I'm just ignorant
when it comes to that. But, and I don't recall, I guess
it's Indian gaming, right. OK, so the Indian gaming, right,
a big portion of that goes back to their people, not enough and
I don't know what the fuck to dowith it.
But then another portion of thatgoes to schools because there's

(59:23):
there's Nikki gets money every year based on the gaming
procedure. I don't know how because that
was an agreement they, I think that they made.
Probably, but so that's benefiting.
Non reservationists, right, so and I don't think they have to
do that so they might they. Probably do that out of the
kindness of their heart because that's sovereign land and

(59:44):
they're making bank and you can I'm just saying that that's.
Cool that they do that because there's.
Probably. They probably don't have to,
being that they're not governed by the federal government,
right? Agreed.
But I think it probably helps. It helps their public image.
For sure, Yes, yes, and and it and it.
Does they pump money into schools?
And you can tell when they get their checks in Arizona because

(01:00:05):
all of a sudden when you're driving through those, those
parts of the Valley, oh, brand new Escalade 120, there's an
F-150. Oh, there's a Dodge.
Oh, there's a Bentley. Like somebody got their checks.
Their houses are fucking fallingapart.
Nothing in the yard. I'll tell you what's going to
happen. To Illinois is the same thing

(01:00:26):
that happened to Michigan, only Michigan was smart from the get
go. Marijuana grows very easily, so
when you have scientists. Growing it, which is what they
have. Now, like these grow houses,
they employ biologists who graduate from an actual
university and have degrees. So for the people who are anti
marijuana, who are listening to this out there, the industry

(01:00:49):
that cropped up around it, no pun intended, but it really you.
Know you have, chemist you have.Biologist you have botanist you
know all these people are now employed who had degrees in this
that couldn't find jobs elsewhere that's beside the
point. Marijuana is super easy to grow
for anybody for an idiot can grow it right.

(01:01:11):
So when you have trained professionals.
Growing it. You end up with yields that are
out of this world, and now they're.
Well, they are I. Thought I was going to say
they're practically giving it away.
There were three billboards on my way there last time that
said, if you're one of the 1st 310 customers today, we'll give

(01:01:31):
you a free half oz. So they're literally giving weed
away up there. Wow, the same thing's going to.
Happen to Illinois? They're going to find that
they're going to end up with waytoo much product because
nobody's going to pay that exorbitant amount forever.
You just can't, OK. And then they're going to have
to. Drive the prices down.

(01:01:52):
As of this just this was. December 18th. 2006 OK because I
googled this shit in two. 1006 This the.
The the I asked. I asked Google marijuana crops
in America. So I clicked on the button.
What is the USA's largest cash crop?
OK, 2006. This is 2025.

(01:02:14):
The study estimates that marijuana production at a value
of 35.8 billion exceeds the combined value of corn 23.3
billion and wheat 7.5 billion. To Activist for marijuana
legalization study confirms a position they've held for years
and uses government stats to support their claim.
That was in 2635. That's why I was hoping I was.

(01:02:37):
Going to get that. Chart Marijuana.
Is the 6th biggest. Cash crop in the United States.
This was a This is August 2023. A report in 2022 saw cannabis
harvest of 2.83 metric tons. That's a lot of fuck tons, up to

(01:02:57):
24% from 2021. While the.
The count of states having legalized marijuana stands only
at 23 15 had at the time of the release of the new report come
as far as opening state license.Retail stores mainly do their
flurry legislation since 21 altering 9 states the the 15

(01:03:17):
states where dispensaries are open and tied to more than
13,000 active legal cannabis farms.
According to leafy. This is a thing called leafy
leafy. Well, here's the real tragedy
and I'll have you look this. Up too when we were sold this
horrible bill of goods that basically prohibited people from
doing marijuana, they also prohibited farmers from growing

(01:03:42):
hemp at the same time because they didn't understand that it
was two different products right.
You only get buds from the female plant.
For those of you who are listening that don't know a lot
about growing marijuana cannabis, the male plant is full
of essential, essential nutrients.
You can build buildings out of it you.

(01:04:05):
Can make. Clothes out of it and it's
basically like a plant from space, right?
Everything in everything like the Jesus time.
And the pirates and shit, a lot of those, a lot of those, all
that shit was made-up. Every bit of it was the.
Ropes the yeah yeah so type in is growing hemp legal anywhere

(01:04:25):
in the United States because theother thing they do is they make
like well you would be familiar with it so would Nate a lot of
your supplements are made out ofCBC and CBC now before.
Before I go off of this page, because what I just read a
minute ago was, was in 2006 marijuana beat out corn and

(01:04:46):
wheat combined, right? According to this thing, in
2022, marijuana was only a $5 billion.
So somebody's fucking massaging the stats there and and corn was
82.6 billion. So you know, somebody's lying.
Hemp, hemp, hemp, hemp. I just want to know if it's
legal to grow anywhere. In the United States.

(01:05:08):
Yet I would think it would be. Is it legal to grow hemp in
America? Hemp is a legal crop in the
United States. It was.
It was legal in the 18th and 19th century.
Then production was effectively banned until the mid 20th
century and has returned as a legal crop in the 21st century.

(01:05:31):
Nice How? How many can you grow hemp
legally? In order to produce hemp in the
United States, you must obtain Ahemp license from the proved
regulatory licensing authority in the state, tribe, tribe, or
US territory where you intended to produce hemp.
Where can you grow hemp in the United States?
Colorado, The Rocky Mountain State enjoys an established long

(01:05:52):
running hemp program with clear and reliable rules.
Oregon Oregon farmers like thosein the Colorado benefit from a
business friendly Department of Agricultural.
New York, South Dakota. I'm surprised by New York, Idaho
and Mississippi is Is hemp legalin all 50 states?
CBD possession in 50 states Yes.Contrary to popular opinion, CBD

(01:06:14):
is not illegal is not legal in all 50 states, even if it's
sourced from hemp. This is because all states have
their own Controlled Substance Act which generally mirror this
the federal CSA which is so stupid that they call CBD.
A controlled substance because it it's only positive.
There's only positive. You don't get high from it,
right? Because it is.

(01:06:34):
It's because it says can I? Grow my own hip, but it says
it's legally it's legal federally in all 50 states.
That's awesome. That's I guess that's what I was
looking for any. Cannabis planter product that
has a higher. Than .03% THC content is
classified as marijuana from both a legal and commercial
standpoint, so it's important toknow the THC levels in the
species, variety or hybrid that you plan to grow.

(01:06:57):
Well, you're only going to get THC out of the female.
Plant. So if you got a bunch of male
plants, you're going to be waiting a while.
How much does simp Hemp Hemp Hemp.
Hemp. Hemp sell for a pound, $600.00
per pound THC hemp flour price per pound.
I was as I'm saying this, I'm thinking about that person that

(01:07:18):
gave us feedback about every time you say pee on the on the
podcast and you get the the people prevent prevent pee pig
Peck pickled. You have a windscreen on the
front of that microphone. Oh.
That's what that is. Yeah, right on.
The actual microphone is way down inside.
That microphone? Oh cool, you can take that
screen off and you'll see where the actual diaphragm is.
Oh, I can touch it. I can touch it.
OK. Yeah.

(01:07:38):
So. So for greenhouse and mixed
light grown THC, and it has a weird thing.
THCA like THC is all caps and a little tiny.
A hemp flower. Yeah, they've subdivided it into
THCA. And THC, maybe it's B or C if I
don't remember. So March 26th, 2000. 24 It's

(01:07:59):
between 614 hundred a pound withan average price of $823 per
pound. I wonder how many I?
Wonder how many hemp plants you would need to produce?
A pound of hemp. Because a lot.
Yeah. I won't.
I won't name any names, but you.You.
Know who I'm talking about? That's how much our friend was
buying a pound for in the early to mid nineties, $600.00 OK, so.

(01:08:26):
So it's a very stable product too.
I guess that's. My point?
Yeah, and it takes a few weeks for the seeds to.
Sprout and to grow into healthy seedlings.
Hemp that is. But you can harvest hemp as soon
as the seeds start to develop, which takes about four months.
If you harvest them sooner, the stem won't be as sturdy.
See what I'm saying though? You can get like a.
Lot of growing seasons because it only takes you know, between

(01:08:49):
four and six months to get a usable crop, right?
So you're going to get 3 crops ayear if you're, you know, soils
turned over right and you know what you're doing right.
So I should just turn my acre into a hemp production farm?
You should yes, start. Making sales Build the next
Mayflower honey. We're going to start growing

(01:09:11):
hemp in the pasture. Fuck the chicken.
So you don't watch S Parker? That would be even funnier
because. That's what Randy did.
He moved to the country and became a hemp farmer.
OK, Yeah. I've never watched South Park.
Never tried to. It's.
Kind of like Breaking Bad. I never watched Breaking Bad,
but Breaking, Dude, I know it hit too close to home man in the
high for me too. Trust me.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I get it.

(01:09:34):
We're doing. We just watched them.
We're on the we have we're one episode left, I think for the
Yellowstone wrap up. So that's a trip if you haven't
been watching Yellowstone. Oh yeah, I'm all caught up on
that. So we're at the one where they
just. They auctioned everything off.
They got 30. $1,000,000 And in case he's like, hey, how much is

(01:09:54):
that Bentley worth? Well, it's worth shit because
it's at least well if you owned it, $300,000.
So if I bought it for a dollar, would it be taxed on the dollar
or $300,000? And then she was like the dollar
and then all of a sudden every, all the bells went off.
So that's where we're at. That's what so so I'm I'm Nikki
and I are the of the of the likemind that they're going to sell
it to RIP for like a buck and Ripple pay taxes on a buck.

(01:10:18):
Because he deserves it. More than anybody.
And then, you know, stick it to the man that way.
Who knows? But don't tell me.
I don't want to know. Nikki likes his writer called
Harlan Corbin. So we just, we finished watching
this show called Missing You. It's pretty good, but it's
based. It's Netflix.
If you if Harlan Coburn, whatever, if you type in missing
you, you'll get all It's got a whole bunch of cool crime drama

(01:10:40):
shit we watched that don't move where the chick gets paralyzed.
That was a that was a good. It was it.
Wasn't one of those that you're glued to the screen because you
could get up and leave and come back in the room and you still
know what's going on. So it was a cool background
movie that was entertaining enough to keep your attention.

(01:11:03):
The concept was really cool. None of it was really far
fetched. Some of the things the serial
killer did and it was was like fucking really, dude.
But other than that, it was it was it was a good flick.
It was one of the guys, the serial killer was a guy from the
American Horror Story series. It wasn't Tate the the blonde
one who's just a fucking phenomenal actor.

(01:11:24):
That's another guy. I forget what he played in in in
the in the series, but he's a good actor.
And then the chick, the reason Ibrought that up, the chick in it
was Casey's wife in Yellowstone.That's who plays the main female
character in Missing You. Oh, nice.
Yeah. So it's it's a good.
And you don't realize how. Fucking like TV ads 10 lbs.
This fucking chicks are real man.

(01:11:45):
Like there's nothing to her. Yeah, Rogan said.
That's bullshit. Those.
People are just fat, he said. I don't know what he said.
I've. Always heard that.
And he was on News Radio for, what, five years?
He's like, I look like me, man. Well, no, but she really is.
She's. A real dude.
Oh, she is. Super skinny, no question.

(01:12:07):
Like when? She was walking away one of the
scenes. She's walking through the forest
with the serial killer, not knowing he was a serial killer
and legit like her. You know, you have the woman's
ass, which we all love women's asses.
And. And then you have, you know,
little apple part. Little apple part that goes up
and then, you know, the legs come down.
Like there was nothing left in the imagination.

(01:12:27):
She's that skinny and she's wearing tight fitting jeans.
Not that there was anything exposed, but just you could see
that. Wow, she's just skinny.
Like there's nothing there. Yeah.
I almost like the mystery more than the reward.
Sometimes. Well, yeah, no, and it wasn't.
It wasn't anything revealing. It's just it's you could tell
somebody's really skinny from behind, you know, you just can

(01:12:47):
because you can, you know, and she was wondering what would be
we worn in the mountains anyway.So you know, have you guys
watched Happy Face? On Paramount, yeah, I, I, I
started it and then. And then I haven't watched it
yet. Yeah, I I started it, but I
didn't. I didn't.
I didn't. I'm waiting till all the
episodes come out. I don't like to.
Wait for that shit drives me nuts.

(01:13:09):
I didn't give it the attention it deserved because it came
across. The the thing the other day I
was like, Oh yeah, happy face. Yeah, I keep meaning to ask you
about that every time I. See the preview for it.
And I just keep forgetting that's based on the true story.
Yeah, that's why I want to. Watch it.
Yeah, her dad was a. Serial killer, yeah, Which is,
you know, that's kind of cool. You know it's.
Kind of like how how how Jake the the, the, the call by call

(01:13:31):
by call, play by play guy. He's serial killer.
You know that Lights was going to live on forever.
Jake the serial killer. Jake serial killer.
Poor kids going to go to get a fucking job and they're going to
be like. Nope.
You're. You're a known serial killer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was funny.
It was funny. It's just.
My persona on the radio. You're right.

(01:13:57):
All right. Hey.
I got one that'll. Blow you away, OK.
Good. I was going to say anything else
we want to talk about? Oh.
Yeah, this one I. I had to do a double take on
this. It says the last time all living
humans were on earth simultaneously was October 31st,
2000. Mama Kay's birthday, by the way.
OK, happy birthday mom. Gay October.
The last time all living humans were on Earth.

(01:14:18):
Simultaneously was October 31st,2000.
So it says since October 31st, 2000, humans have maintained A
continuous presence in space aboard the International Space
Station. This began with Expedition 1,
and since then crews from aroundthe world have rotated in and
out, conducting scientific research and advancing space
exploration without a break. So we've always had someone off

(01:14:42):
the planet for the last 25 years.
I I saw some bullshit the other day.
And I called bullshit because I just called bullshit that
there's going to be hotels in space by 2027.
I saw that same thing. I just, I don't.
If if that was. True.
I think there'd be a lot more document documentation on it and

(01:15:04):
the progress. I did see something was
interesting on on Instagram because I followed NASA and
stuff. They had, they had the Earth and
then they had, I don't know how they got the picture of the
Earth like they're hanging out on, on Saturn or something.
Had this, you know, outside angle looking in on Earth and
the satellites this from 1965 tonow.

(01:15:26):
That's fucking crazy. Yeah, because we kind of.
Touched on this one, I told you.That there were what they say if
they don't do something by 20, 35 or 2040 or something might
have been sooner than that. If we don't make some kind of
concerted effort, we're stuck. We're not going to be able to
get off the planet. Yeah, no.

(01:15:46):
And they and you got to imagine here's.
Another one that'll blow you away, OK.
Oh no. Say what you're going to say.
Well, no, I should say that you got to imagine some of those
things. Are fucking going to start
falling out of the sky? Yes.
You know, that was another worrythat they had.
And how do you launch? How do you go to the moon?
Or how do you go into space without running into satellites?

(01:16:07):
And when when the space station guys are taking pictures
outside, how come you can't see the satellites?
You can you all of a sudden you can start seeing UFOs and ship,
but why aren't you seeing the satellites have?
So here's the problem. OK.
It's not that. It's like.
The LA Freeway at 4:00. Good analogy.
Good analogy. It's that we only have.

(01:16:30):
A couple windows on earth to getinto space, like launch angle
and trajectory. I knew that, which is why stuff
gets scrubbed. The problem?
Is is if we get too many? Orbiting objects.
There's always going to be an object going by when we need to
get out. You know what I'm saying?
That's the problem. It's not that we're going to be

(01:16:51):
like, and it they did say that if we continue at the rate we're
going, it will be like the LA freeway at 4:00.
But our problem right now is we're going to have enough
things orbiting the Earth that the few places that we can
actually get off the planet from, it's not an accident that
they do it from Florida and Texas and certain places in

(01:17:12):
China. And you know, they strategically
position these because that's the safest way to get off the
planet. You can't just go straight up
and slam. Into whatever.
You know, all that shit's way above my head.
But yeah, they have. They have.
To go out at specific points. And if we launch too many
satellites that are orbiting theEarth, everything will be

(01:17:35):
clogged up to where there's always going to be a satellite
going by when we want to launch our rocket out there.
Well, and you would think with the technology we have that
we've. We've now been obviously digging
deeper into the alien artifacts that we have and people like
Elon Musk, who's brilliant. I don't care what anybody really
thinks. I mean, the man himself is
fucking brilliant. You love him, I hate him.
I don't give a fuck. He's brilliant.
You call for what it is. It may be a whack A mole, but

(01:17:55):
he's fucking brilliant. If anybody says he's stupid,
they're they're. Stupid.
Yeah, he's a genius. So you would think they could
take you. Shouldn't be?
Running the government agreed, so we.
Have you know say. There's, let's just say there's
10 million satellites orbiting Earth, right?
Yes, OK. I don't know if that's an
accurate number. Or not, but let's just say
there's 10 million satellites orbiting Earth.

(01:18:16):
Why can't we take 5 million of them and then flush them down
the toilet and then and just take 10 satellites and combine
the usage for those 50 million or those 5 million?
You know what I mean? Like, like you can build a
better spaceship, right? Because he proved that like, he
can launch that spaceship and then the fucking booster comes
back and lands itself. So you're no longer wasting the
booster. Except for the time he did build

(01:18:37):
a better rocket, right? So why?
Not build a multi purpose. Satellite.
Well, I think that's probably where his brain is going, you
know? Do something that that.
I mean, you got to have you got to have a couple, right?
You won't have just you don't want to have one satellite
designed to to cover all communications because that
would fuck us all up. Which one is it there?
OK, USA is black now because we just shot down their shit.

(01:19:00):
So you you got to have some variables, right?
But you would think they could condense what's up there and
make it more manageable. That would be a fascinating
field trip, right? Going to NASA, to the satellite
station, seeing how many satellites do you have in space?
Let's ask. That would be awesome.
How? Many.
Satellites. Oh, fucking, it's like, it's

(01:19:20):
like it's listening to us, Mike,It is.
Who? Owns the most satellites in
space. the United States has over 8000.
Russia has over 1500, China has over 800, and the United Kingdom
has over 700. So you're talking like what, 15?
1000 roughly Starlink. Starlink itself has.

(01:19:43):
Over 7000 satellites. OK.
So if if the US has 8000 of them, so does DIRECTV and Dish.
And that didn't answer my question.
How many satellites are in orbit?
Now I want to know how many now there it is OK.
Wow, I was. Way off my 10 million, according
to UNOSA. I knew one that many there are

(01:20:05):
8. 1261. Satellites orbiting the Earth as
of January 2022. Now we know.
So in 2023, it's 9115. OK, because I was going to say
Elon, that was the last one. I.
Got Elon Musk has been launching.
Shit every month. Yeah, it says the number
increased significantly. Driven largely by the growth of

(01:20:26):
mega constellations like Spacex's Starlink, right?
But the catch is according to this two. 1022 report or 2023
report only 4852 are active. So out of that 808,200 half of
them are fucking dead. Yeah.
So let's fucking get them out ofthe sky, man.
I think that's easier said than done.

(01:20:47):
You got a rope? If you're talking to my dad in
19. 85 If you had some duct tapeand some WD40, we could make
this happen. There's 3400 satellites in
space. That are not active.
I think they just need to start falling from the sky.
You know I think I'm going to leave them down.

(01:21:08):
I'm going to leave you with thisparting thought, OK, Parting
thought. Because this is going to make.
Every day of your. Life and our listeners lives
easier from this day forward because after I read this, I
kind of breathed easier because it all made sense.
Psychologist Stanley Milgram found that 80% of the population

(01:21:29):
do not have the psychological ormoral resources to defy an
authority's order, no matter howillegitimate the order is over
80%. Therefore, only 20% of us have
critical thinking capacity. This explains quite a lot and
his study. Went over 40 years.

(01:21:50):
Wow, so this is a. Guy who saw people.
In and out as. A clinical psychologist every
day and what he deducted is over80% of the people that he saw do
not have. They just don't have the
capacity to defy a direct order from an authority figure for any
reason ever. They just can't.

(01:22:12):
Even if they were told to go chop their Dick off if they
thought that, you know. That's what.
And basically the point of the post this.
Was a friend of mine that posted.
It and he put at the top, he said this explains people's
actions and COVID and droves, right?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm dropping a video I

(01:22:36):
made because since COVID I snore, then snore before COVID
got COVID twice, then I snore. I'm fucking extremely healthy,
you know what I mean? You just look at me and think,
you know, snore. So we're trying these things
out. So I tried this one thing out.
Next show I'll bring it on and I'll show you what it is.
Fucking didn't work and it's fucking insanely uncomfortable.
I'm like, how does people fucking sleep with this shit?

(01:22:57):
Right? And so we went to the sleep
study. Of course I didn't, I wasn't
presenting enough problems to actually go to a sleep study
like the movie Dreamscape, you know, where you learn how to get
into people's dreams and be a cyber real serial killer.
I have friends that did that. Oh, that was fucking awesome.
So I had an app. There was an app that tied to my
phone and that was a sleep study.
Like I wouldn't want to CPAP anyway because again, I don't.

(01:23:20):
I don't need that. I'm not dying 20 times in my
sleep. I just snore.
I had a friend that did that too.
Scared the shit out of me. Nikki will move me and she's
like, she's like. Sometimes I, you know, I saw Ash
in the mornings. Now that I snore, she's like,
well, no. So three nights in a row I
didn't start, which is I took gummies.
So I'm thinking that's why. And last night she said I

(01:23:43):
didn't, but I gotten up because one of my nostrils was, was
blocked for some reason. So I put that brief strips on
and then I was fine. But so I'm going to document all
this snoring shit that actually doesn't work that people buy.
And I've, and I've, I've researched it now it's basically
when you lay down, the back of your throat just kind of hits
the, you know, the breathing, the air, the breathing tube that

(01:24:06):
you have, whatever airway, right?
And it's, yeah, I wake myself uplike when I'm in my.
Recliner doing that and and it just vibrates so.
You know, they got to come up with something.
They just fix that. You know, I can see if like, you
know, if I was extremely unhealthy and all that kind of
shit and you know, but I just, it blew my mind like snoring.
But really it's just since COVID, man.

(01:24:26):
That's what COVID gave me. Merry Christmas.
Carrie used to tell me it just depends.
On which way I sleep, and I don't remember which is which,
but I think if I'm on my back I snore and if I'm on my side I
don't. On the back.
Yeah. See my problem now with my neck
I can't. Sleep on my right side anymore
because I can't sleep on my right side.
My shoulders all fucked up there.

(01:24:47):
And my neck, yeah. So I can just sleep on my back
or my right side? If I sleep on my right side or
my back, I she definitely she, she reached those over and kind
of tells me. I keep telling you if I'm
snoring, just fucking wake me up.
I'm screwed because I'm stuck onmy back now because.
They tell you you're not supposed to sleep on your left
side for some reason. It's not good for your organs.

(01:25:08):
You know you run across that. Shit that says.
To maintain a healthier lifestyle.
That was one of them. Don't sleep on your left side.
Yeah. I just tell her why I just.
I just I'm when. I tell her to wake me up and
tell her wake me up. Let's let's, you know, expend
some energy to get snoring out of the body and then we'll go
back to sleep. That's right.
Wake me up. Eric, follow me.

(01:25:30):
Yeah, wake me up. All right, boys and girls, this
is Chris and Mike Show. I don't even know what the
episode. We're approaching 100, which
will be fun. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. We don't do that.
Anymore we're approaching. 100. Everybody have a great day.
Remember, I don't let the bad days win.
Somebody Loves You, somebody cares, Somebody will miss you,
so don't be that person. Reach out, Call me, call Mike,

(01:25:50):
call Kyle and welcome. Welcome, Poland.
Yeah, welcome, Poland. I would.
Thanks for tuning in. I would we should have.
Started the show with the Polish.
Joke to see if they stuck around.
We love the polka. We love the polka.
Somebody from Poland come send us a message.
We'll have you on the show. That if you somehow remember.

(01:26:12):
I actually have a funny polka. Story so yeah.
OK, that would be fun to get. That would be fun to get
somebody from another country onthe show.
I've been pleading with people from Austria because.
They've been listening since thebeginning.
They're actually 4.8% of our listenership.
Wow, so grossing 5% so. Scott, that was supposed to be
on the show last Friday with with Joe and you and I, I, it's

(01:26:38):
my fault because I'm in Arizona.We don't change our clocks.
So he thought I'm at 9:45 AM when I'm at 10:45 AM, and
because it was, oh, I got you right.
So then he messaged. Me a couple days later and he's.
Like, you know, and I, I owned up to it, my box.
My fault, dude. I We don't change the clocks, so

(01:26:58):
he's going to reach out when he gets.
To Canada and then. When he's in Canada, we'll be
able to lock down a better time,but it'll still talk to him
because he's he's spent, he spent several years
incarcerated. He's spent about 20 years in the
12 step program and again already called the fruit and now
he's travelling around the world.
Right he was. In Thailand, is that really
travelling around the? World Thailand is yeah, that's

(01:27:20):
on the other side of the world it is OK, so it'd.
Be interesting to. See what he's doing in Thailand.
I'm not in Thailand so I'd like to hear about Thailand.
I have never been to Canada either.
I went to Canada A on a boat. I know I saw you and you had the
shirt to prove it. Canada.
A. And then and then brought it to.
America and like typical. American clothing bought in

(01:27:40):
Canada. They fucking shrunk this weird
shape and thing. I'm like guy that's going in the
garbage but there's a photo to. Prove it, Canadian.
Cotton man, don't fucking buy it.
It's like the mouse and the beera Hoser a strange brew a Nikki
hates that movie. I think it's one of the best
movies ever. I love it too.

(01:28:01):
Right? Bob and Doug McKenzie, A step
off Hosier. I'm going.
To tell Dad. I'm going to tell Dad you took
his beer, hosier. Hey.
Hey, all right, we left. Here with the funny people.
We did. Until next time, see you.
Peace. Long your journey, listen to the

(01:28:40):
place where you will go, feel the trail behind your eyes, Feel
yourself and meet yourself. Take a moment, look at you and
see it. Fight your battle and see your
boss wheel fight your battle. Who is this baby?

(01:30:35):
The when this goes around in a hippo in a.
Way you. Ain't no quizzes.
We're playing man. And you should you put it on the
almighty day. You gotta dream who in your life
The people, soul in every man. Take the trail behind your eyes.

(01:31:03):
Feel the Soul Revolution now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Take a moment.
Look until you see him fight thebail into you mostly.

(01:31:48):
You gotta, you gotta. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.

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