January 20, 2025 • 29 mins
Can colors have distinct smells? We explore this intriguing question with a side of laughter as we embark on a whimsical fragrance journey. Ever wondered what "blue" smells like? From nostalgic college stories to the fine art of crafting mixed CDs, our discussion meanders into the world of scents with a humorous twist. Lamar Noir by Kajal makes an unexpected cameo as a powerhouse fragrance with beastly longevity, definitely not for the faint-hearted. And yes, we’re giving away a juicy bottle of Mefisto, so stick around!
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Ryan (00:03):
hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the clone
podcast I'm mike, I'm ryan.
Myke (00:08):
We're two best friends.
We're going on a fragrancejourney, smelling fragrances
from daveski one and giving youour uneducated opinion on it.
You better believe it.
Today is a big juicy bottle,big juicy bottle, a jersey,
that's right, zirj off.
100 mil bottle of mephisto Ithink that's how it's pronounced
(00:30):
.
Yeah, you're gonna have toforgive us, but yeah, this bad
boy's going out to a patreon.
We're gonna announce that laterhere, in a little bit.
Yes, we're not gonna announceit right now.
I didn't plan on that.
So you know, ryan, cut me off.
Just know, ryan, I'm playing onit.
Okay, I did plan on telling youwhat william corey on frank
(00:52):
grantick has to say, though.
Okay, this is how a purplecolored wet wipe would smell.
What?
The violet is beautiful, buteverything is overshadowed by
the powder.
Ryan (01:05):
Is there a purple colored wet wipe?
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Hold on, I got to look that up.
I got to see what the fuck.
What was his name?
Willem or something?
Myke (01:13):
No, I think he's just saying that because violet, like
the color violet, you know.
That kind of makes me want toask the question though Do you
believe in?
Like colors have a smell?
Ryan (01:25):
I don't think I'm that person.
Myke (01:27):
Now, you know, some people are like I'm smelling orange
yeah, I don't.
Ryan (01:32):
I don't know, dude, I don't know.
I don't want to judge anybody,but I don't get that kind of uh,
I mean, do I associate orangeto smell like an orange?
Yeah, because I used to have,you know, scented markers when I
was a kid.
Yeah, other than that, I don't.
I don't think so.
No, okay you think peoplereally do, though, like do you
believe that?
Myke (01:51):
I think certain people think that I don't.
I haven't been like you know.
I mean, if we smell pine or youknow coniferous type scents,
yeah, I would go.
Yeah, I understand why peoplewill say this is like green,
like herbal.
Oh, this smells kind of green.
I get that.
I've never understood the bluefragrances, though.
Ryan (02:10):
When they say blue, huh I do, it's I, I get it.
I mean not in the sense of likecolors and stuff, but I mean I
get like fresh, clean out theshower vibe.
I always kind of understandthat you think that's why they
call it blue.
That's what I get, at leastyeah, I just assumed, man.
Myke (02:28):
Apparently I'm wrong in this.
I just assume they call it blue, because blue is like the
standard favorite color thatmost people have, so like a
widely adopted fragrance wouldbe like the equivalent if it
isn't that, that's uh, that'shonestly a pretty interesting
take.
Ryan (02:44):
that's, uh, a pretty interesting take.
It's convoluted to me, but atthe same time it's also kind of
genius there.
Are you too smart for your owngood, maybe, so Are you an idiot
savant?
Myke (03:02):
It's like I wonder why I was going to college in the
eighth grade.
Ryan (03:05):
Just kidding guys.
Myke (03:05):
Trust me, he's really kidding.
Hey, I did take vocationalcollege classes in high school,
though that's cool, and in thestate I was in, they would
actually just have you go to thecollege.
That's cool, yeah.
So I was like sitting incollege classes with college
girls trying to be, you know,cool.
Ryan (03:24):
I bet you were freaking stud muffin I was making mixed
CDs for girls and stuff.
Myke (03:30):
This one girl was kind of into me and then when she found
out I was a high schooler, thatkind of ruined it.
Ryan (03:38):
I'm sorry, wow.
Well, on to today's episode andnot your pathetic love life
from your high school days.
Yeah, you know, before we getinto this, though, we got to do
a one night stand review of thatbeautiful fragrance.
I should actually say that verystrong but beautiful fragrance,
(04:02):
yes.
Lamar Noir by Kajal.
Myke (04:05):
Hit the music Todd yeah, One night stand review.
Ryan (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, laying in bed with Kajal hanging out, smelling
that strong ass, leather, smoky, sweet undertone Rosie, yeah,
as Lacey put it, dark and moodyfragrance.
(04:36):
What do you have to say aboutit?
Myke (04:38):
You're getting your money's worth.
If there's ever been afragrance you are getting your
money's worth out of, it's thatone, because at one point it
made me question whether or notI'd taken a shower and I had,
but I was like it's still sostrong on my hand.
Yeah, I was like I did I showerI can't remember and then I
remembered that I took a showerat night and in the morning and
(04:59):
it was still on my hand.
I could smell it for two daysstraight.
Ryan (05:03):
He is not lying, it is strong.
We actually had I hadn't evenresponded to it yet, sorry,
dakota we actually had one ofour listeners and Patreon write
in going God, if it would onlybe two or three sprays for you,
that thing's got to be crazy.
And I'm telling you, I'm deadserious.
It is.
I say not for the faint ofheart, not in a bad way, it's
just like you better be prepared.
(05:24):
It's fucking loud.
You will get your money's worthif you want Beast Mode, if you
want something that lastsforever and if you love how it
smells you've got a winner.
Myke (05:33):
Yeah, it's unmatched.
I can't think of anotherfragrance other than Kajal 4
that is this loud, insanely loud, it's no bullshit.
Ryan (05:46):
Kind of going back to when we skip it, sample it, buy it.
It's still right now a hardsample to a possible buy because
it smells really good.
It's really unique.
I get more when lacy wasputting in my head like I do get
this dark moody and I feel liketo me that might lean more
feminine.
Myke (06:00):
I don't know yeah, I don't know, I think the name is
perfect.
It is perfect the noir namebecause it is that.
You know that's.
That's kind of funny, becauselacy probably wasn't thinking
film noir, yeah, but it is.
When I think of film noir, god,this is perfectly named
fragrance because I think ofit's dark, right, it's typically
(06:21):
black and white, it's smoky.
There's always that femmefatale in it, right?
Yeah, so it's like this ladythat's luring in the freaking
moron that's going to save theday.
In quotation marks, this is,yeah, it's.
You know, they made a video forit where it's like the Lamar
bottle.
You know they made a video forit where it's like the Lamar
(06:42):
bottle and then it's like beingdipped into this like dark ocean
of, like resin and tar, andit's just like engulfing it and
swallowing it up.
And that is the fragrance, like.
The visualization of that isthat it's this Lamar core that's
been engulfed by the darkresins of like a smoky wood and
(07:05):
leather.
Oh yeah, it's wild man, it's alot of fun.
I'm really proud of thatfragrance for them.
I think it was just anincredible release and I am
adamant about you.
Guys really need to try it, youneed to sample it, you need to
see if it's something in yourwheelhouse, because if it is,
it's a hellacious fragrance at agood price.
Because you're gonna, you'llprobably have that bottle for
(07:26):
forever.
Ryan (07:27):
Yeah, I don't know if I'd ever run out of it.
I'm being and that's crazycoming from me, yeah because you
just you don't need a lot.
Myke (07:35):
It is they've set the bar for what an intense fragrance
should smell like badass allright, now let's get on to
today's episode.
Ryan (07:45):
I've been excited to smell this.
I've already apologized, david,I'm sorry it took so long, sent
you a little video, but we'regetting to it and we told you
somewhere along this episodewe're going to announce the
winner of this.
Myke (07:58):
If you're not a patreon, go be a patreon right, yeah, you
could have gotten this bottleplus a kajal decant.
He's also going to get a Kajaldecant in with the box of this.
It's going to be a party, ahuge party.
It's going to feel like somespecial holiday occasion.
Maybe it's Christmas, maybeit's top secret turkey, you
(08:18):
never know.
You're getting a gift in themail you didn't even know you
were going to get.
Ryan (08:24):
Don't let us sit here and preach like we're freaking
amazing, because this would nothave happened if it was not for
DaveSki1, who pretty much leavesa comment on every goddamn
Spotify episode.
He sent this.
It wasn't his jam, he's not aPatreon, but he wanted somebody
in the Patreon to be able to getthis, and that's what we're
going to do.
Myke (08:42):
We're passing the savings on to you guys, and the cool
thing is, sometimes we sendthese bottles out to Patreons
and they go I got it, I receivedit, I wore it.
It wasn't for me Post up in,you know first person to respond
to this.
I'm going to mail it to you myown expense and they just, they
just keep passing on to the next, on to the next.
Ryan (09:04):
Look, sharing the wealth.
This is the very last thing I'msaying about the patreon.
Say it, but that right there.
This is why I'm going to preachit.
The community, it's gotten bigenough.
It is so real full of some ofthe best people that I that
we've ever met, and they do shitjust like that yeah, you're not
allowed to be a patron ifyou're a jerk there is some
(09:25):
truth to that, actually.
Thankfully, we haven't had toexercise that right.
Okay, let's get into today'sepisode Zerjoff's Cosmoradi
Mephisto let's fist it up.
Yeah, let's Fuck.
Myke (09:46):
That's a full presentation .
By the way, Love the bottleit's the box.
The bottle it's got.
Ryan (09:52):
the tassel, it's got everything, by the way, before
we spray this.
What do you think it's gonnasmell?
Like just a blue fragrance it'sbecause it's blue.
Myke (09:58):
It's a blue bottle, but you know, our partner over at
fragrantica seems to think it'sa purple baby wipe.
Does it smell like an aromaticbarbershop fougere?
Ooh, in the air it smellsfreaking amazing.
Ryan (10:16):
It does smell amazing, and it reminds me of something that
I've smelled before, somethingmaybe from the 90s or so, I
don't know.
Myke (10:25):
Huh, I'd be shocked if this doesn't have tea in it,
because it kind of reminds me ofWu Long Cha a little bit.
Ryan (10:30):
Yeah, you know what's weird?
I mean, thankfully you didn'tsay this or find somebody's
review that said this, but somany people were saying Silver
Mountain Water by Creed.
Oh, that's right, I did readthat.
Do you get that shit?
Because I don't get it.
(10:51):
I couldn couldn't tell you whatsilver mountain water smells
like.
I don't remember smelling likethis, yeah, but I did see a lot
of people were saying this was aclone of that.
Hmm, interesting, allegedly.
I don't know how to explainthis, other than it kind of
reminds me if you took candiesfor men and, like I don't know,
fucking gave it crack to smokeand so it's like running out of
control, like somebody on pcpthis is pretty crazy.
Myke (11:08):
All right, I think we need to stop comparing it to other
fragrances and just explain it.
Ryan (11:12):
To me it smells like if fresh cut grass was eating a
lime, I'd almost say like afresh bell of hay is doing that.
No, really, no, I, oh you knowwhat?
No, no, no, you.
No, you're right, it's notquite there in the grass, but
it's close, yeah.
Myke (11:28):
I mean, grass is just a season of growth, away from
being a ballet.
Ryan (11:34):
I mean I'll say this I think it's that, I think it's a
little subtle, Like maybe youtook those fresh grass clippings
and then you made a tea out ofit.
Myke (11:42):
Yeah, I would say that.
Yeah, you get a.
I think you take you know ahandful of grass and you just
squeeze a lime out on it, yeah,and then you just throw that in
water and blend it up.
Ryan (11:56):
I am so sorry guys.
I really am.
I just think about it.
Sometimes People that listen tous come from channels and
they're just like you know, thehoity-toity stuff it's out there
.
I am really liking this, though.
I fucking love it.
Wow, that is.
It is not as bad as I feel,like all the comments made it.
Myke (12:19):
Those negative reviews kind of had me wondering.
But this is nice.
There's almost like a mintysort of bite to it.
I don't know if it's minty orif it feels kind of like the
pine needle action in there.
Ryan (12:35):
Actually, they don't smell that much different, apart from
the tester strip and the skin.
To me, yeah, I think you'reright.
Myke (12:41):
Maybe there's a little bit more on the tester strip that I
can pick up.
Ryan (12:45):
I think I can see where people kind of get a little
annoyed with this a little bitStarting to hit me.
Myke (12:49):
Well, but yeah, we're sniffing the hell out of it.
If I sprayed this on, Iwouldn't be like overwhelmed by
it.
It's nice, it's fresh, it'sreminding me a little.
Ryan (12:57):
I'm going to shut up.
I'm going to stop.
Why Let this seep?
Myke (13:02):
Should we in future episodes?
Should we come into the studio?
Should we start an episode,spray it on and then should we
just wear it for a while?
Press pause on the recorder.
Oh God, go out for a whileFreaking.
Do some one-arm push-ups withJeremy Fragrance.
Come back later.
Ryan (13:23):
I don't know, but I'm starting to not like it.
I see what it's doing.
Okay, tell me, this littlebitch was trying to be sneaky,
uh-oh.
Myke (13:35):
I see what it's doing.
Nobody likes a sneaky bitch.
I mean, it does still smellgood.
Ryan (13:42):
Okay, what's the problem?
The problem is like there'sthis weird.
It has to do with that kind ofgrassy smell, but it's like
almost chemical and it's almostlike I don't know what the word
would be for but it's non-stop,it's so linear, and so my brain
is already kind of halfwaygetting a headache from it I
mean again, we're huffing thehell out of this thing.
(14:04):
I know, but I huff the hell outof a lot of things and they
don't do this.
I mean, I'm being real as faras, like it's already quickly,
there's a couple of fragranceslike this the bottle of wool
that you gave me from Commodity,commodity, that and there's
another one kind of similar tothat.
They start to give me thisheadache because there's like
this I don't know how to explainit.
(14:25):
It's like this scent profilelike pierces my like brain and
it like just will not stop.
I don't, it doesn't move, it'sjust there, and so it kind of
gets nauseating and gives me aheadache.
I'm kind of surprised on thatit's like part of me can't tell
you that it does smell good, butthere's this part of me that it
is giving me a headache.
So I'm I'm not liking that.
(14:46):
I don't know.
I'm dead seriously, seriouslygiving me a headache right now,
but it doesn't smell bad.
No, I like it.
Like I tell you right now, Idon't think the commodity wolf
urine smelled good.
I don't think it smelled good.
No, no, it didn't.
But this, this does smell good,but there's some something in
that mix that's giving me afucking headache.
Maybe we should go over thenotes.
(15:08):
Let's see what's in it.
Maybe there's something therethat I've read before that just
fucking strikes a chord with me.
Myke (15:15):
This does smell familiar.
Right, we've smelled something.
Ryan (15:18):
I don't know what it is, but yeah.
It's starting to smell a littlecheap on my hand.
Sorry, David, that you sentthis.
I'm saying that's cheap, butyou didn't like it either?
Myke (15:26):
Yeah, you didn't like it either.
Ryan (15:27):
Buddy Top notes.
I don't even know if I got this.
Grapefruit, bergamot, amalfi,lemon, lavender, iris, rose.
Those are the middle notes.
Did you get any of those?
You sense any of that?
Not yet?
Keep going.
Myke (15:48):
Base notes are musk, sandalwood, virginia, cedar and
amber.
Okay, so I'm definitelywhenever I was like, oh, it
smells like pine needle type.
Maybe that's the cedar in there.
Ryan (15:53):
Ish yeah, yeah, I don't know other than that, though.
I mean, I do get citrus.
I think maybe it's the bergamot.
I get what you're saying, thelime and grassy kind of sense on
it, but it's, and it doesn'tsmell bad and it's nice and
fresh.
Yeah, yeah, it feels it's niceand fresh.
Myke (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, it feels a little minty.
Was there mint in there?
No, there was no mint, but itdoes.
Yeah, it does have a littleminty vibe.
It is, you know, grass, mint,lemon or lime Very sharp, very
sharp, not a sweet citrus asharp citrus Very yes.
(16:28):
I very.
Yes, I don't think you meanbitter or anything either too.
No, no, I just mean you know.
You know the difference betweena lemon and lime.
Lemon has a little bit more,you know, sweetness to it.
That lime, she sharp man, Istill like it, I think it's
fresh.
But I gotta know what's theprice and popularity on this bad
boy.
Ryan (16:53):
Well, I could not find a price on Zerjoff's thing, for
I'm on their website right now.
Let me just double checkbecause I don't want to lie to
anybody.
God, I don't know what thefucking marketing is for this
yeah that is strange it is.
I'm not even going to lie toanybody, god, I don't know what
the fucking marketing is forthis.
Yeah, that is strange, it is.
I'm not even going to try todescribe it it looks like if
(17:16):
Marie Antoinette had a brother.
I'm serious, you see.
That's why I'm laughing.
Myke (17:23):
Yeah, pretty dead on.
And instead of being about somecake, he's about some Mephisto.
Yeah.
Ryan (17:30):
Pretty dead on, and instead of, you know, being
about some cake, he's about someMephisto.
Yeah, what is this freaking?
I don't know.
Yeah, this is the weirdest shit.
I don't, I don't fucking know.
Myke (17:42):
Zerjoff, you're confusing me yeah, go home, you're drunk.
Ryan (17:50):
By the way, we work in marketing, so holler at us.
Myke (17:56):
Yeah, we wouldn't have set you up with Mark Antoinette or
whatever.
Ryan (18:01):
All right.
So if I click on Zerjoff'swebsite, though, has it been
discontinued or something,because I can't even find it
Okay here it is.
So for 100 ml you're looking atabout 270 pounds or euros, so
that's about 300 bucks for 100ml.
Myke (18:18):
Yeah, it's not terrible, but I mean it's starting to get
towards too hefty of a price tagFor me.
Already I feel like it is toohefty of a price tag For me
already I feel like it is.
I think we've kind of talkedabout that limit being 100 mil,
about $275 to $300.
That's kind of where I'm at.
If you start pushing past thatyou got to really justify it you
get over $400, it's just asolid no, yeah, I'm with you.
Ryan (18:41):
Fragrance net.
You can get it there.
Yeah, gray market $182.
Myke (18:47):
Okay, you know I like it.
I'm really kind of digging this.
This feels right in kind of mywheelhouse, oh dude this is
right up your arsehole.
Ryan (18:55):
I promise you, this does smell like something you would
wear.
Myke (18:58):
Yeah, it's like a soapy clean citrus.
Ryan (19:01):
Yeah, and I didn't give you the popular.
I'm going to give you that.
And, by the way, this came outin 2009,.
Apparently, 4.23 out of 5,3,000 votes Pretty high, pretty
high Popular.
Some would say.
Isn't that funny that the voteis popular, but a lot of the
comments were negative.
True, isn't that kind of weird,hmm.
Myke (19:21):
I think just the negative souls out there are just louder.
They got something to say.
They want to say it.
People who like it are justlike I like this.
It's typically how things rollin life, by the way People go.
Yeah, I like that.
The people who hate it are likelet me stop you for a second,
I've got things to say.
Why don't you answer this,zerjoff, huh.
Ryan (19:53):
If God doesn't exist, then tell me what?
Yeah, um, I will say this god,I am dead serious, throbbing
fucking headache right now.
Really, I swear to god, and youthink it's induced by this at
100 because I've had a similarscent profile.
Do that, yeah, I think I thinkit's this dude, I really really
do.
I will say this the testerstrip is actually doing a little
rosemary thing for me.
Oh, let me try to.
(20:13):
God damn, he's like a fuckingbasset now.
Oh yeah.
Myke (20:19):
Just whiff that out really quick, do you kind of get a
little rosemary?
I mean, it's faint, it is.
That is a stretch.
Okay, it is a strong stretch.
Ryan (20:30):
Okay, it's a strong stretch.
Okay, who's wearing it?
Real talk, who would wear thisfragrance?
Because I feel like it's alittle.
Myke (20:39):
I think it's a mature, clean citrus.
I think it's 30s and up.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I think it's masculine, yeah,which is shocking because people
were throwing a fit over theviolet situation, and I feel
like this is, and maybe I'mwrong in this, maybe I was
thinking violet was supposed tobe very floral, but I think, um,
that and lavender show up in alot of like the barbershoppy
(21:02):
fougeres, as they say, which Iguess is just another word for a
barbershop type fragrance.
Ryan (21:08):
You know, only thing I'll disagree with is that I don't
think that this is masculine.
I think it's pretty unisex.
Really, I disagree, butironically enough, this is just.
This is not unisex, this is formen.
Myke (21:21):
You're damn right, it is Ladies.
You're not allowed to wear this.
It's just for the boys.
Ryan (21:29):
I want to read the pros and cons actually really quick.
Oh, great, suitable for springsummer season, I agree.
Absolutely Clean and freshscent Thanks to bergamot,
grapefruit, amalfi lemon.
Yeah, I guess there you go.
Thank you Italia.
Refined and well blended.
I don't know it's giving me afucking headache.
I don't know it's going to be afucking headache.
I don't know about that.
Cons Higher price pointcompared to other Agreed.
(21:50):
Similar to Creed SilverMountain Water Disagree.
Blind buying may not work wellfor everyone.
Absolutely agree with that.
Myke (21:57):
Well, that's every single fragrance ever by the way.
You'll never hear us say unlessit's a fragrance that we come
out with at some point.
You're never going to hear ussay blind buy worthy you'd sell
out huh for us.
Ryan (22:12):
You'd say, oh, it's an absolute fucking buy, don't even
sample.
Myke (22:16):
Yeah, there's been a couple of times, but I would
just say that we're so stingywith those that you could
probably trust us like I wouldgo like luna rosa, carbon blind,
buy, absolutely.
Yeah.
So you find that for 70 bucksbuy, you know, 150 mil.
You're a fucking idiot if youdon't that sort of thing.
It's not that we'll never sayit, but we would rarely.
(22:40):
I mean rarely.
Probably three times in 300episodes will we ever say it.
Ryan (22:44):
Yeah, I agree, someone's gonna know the stat on that and
be like actually you said itseven times out of 305 episodes
there's been some times, guys,that y'all have shocked me on
what you know about our pastepisodes, because mike will tell
you we make an episode, we'reon to the next one, right?
Myke (23:02):
it's hard to go back and think about some of these
episodes it's crazy after 300 ofthem you know, at some point,
we, we're going to have to likecreate a spreadsheet so we even
know if we've done a fragranceor not.
Yeah, because sometimes I'll belooking and I'll go did we
smell this already?
We'll have to like check the,you know, like the Spotify.
Do we have an episode on thisalready?
(23:24):
Because because, yeah, uh, areyou gonna skip it, sample it or
buy it?
What are you gonna do, ryan?
Ryan (23:34):
mike has perfected the deep voice thing.
Myke (23:38):
Yeah, sometimes I wonder, is it like is this gonna be a
competition?
Yeah, who can get?
Ryan (23:43):
lower.
Myke (23:44):
Before you know it, it's like, yeah, we're in like
Gregorian chants.
It's our fucking like Fuckingbird dance shit over here.
Yeah, we'd be sounding likeCount Orlok, what was that?
What's the guy's name?
That's Fratto.
Well, yeah, but who played him?
(24:06):
Skarsgård?
Ryan (24:07):
Bill Skarsgård Bill.
Myke (24:07):
Skarsgård.
He like talks really deep, likethis, the language of my
forefathers yeah, guys, I haveto put up with that all fucking
day.
Ryan (24:20):
And right now, my head.
I'm literally having to rub mytemples in a circular motion
because my head is fuckingthrobbing.
Myke (24:29):
You're like this.
You're like the gas man overthere.
I'm like, uh, when you're themost annoying sound in the world
.
Exactly how do these guys knowI got gas?
Ryan (24:41):
free port bastards don't know that movie.
I feel for you, yeah, yeah, Igotta stop smelling it.
Um, wow, this is an easyfucking skip.
Shocked Dude, I'm going to needfucking Excedrin, the Tylenol
and Advil mix.
Yeah, this shit's killing me.
Myke (24:56):
I hit that Tylenol-Multrin combo every once in a while God
damn, it's a skip.
Ryan (25:02):
I can't even elaborate.
It's a skip.
It's giving me a massivefucking headache.
It smells good.
There's probably some peopleout there that like this Not my
jam and the headache is fuckingkilling me, wow.
Myke (25:12):
Shocked, appalled, by your answer, because I feel like
this is a strong, strong samplefor me.
This is not the time of yearfor this fragrance.
I don't believe, even here inTexas, where we're still getting
60, 70 degree days.
Yeah, but I really like it.
I want to take this bad boy totown and just see what he has to
(25:34):
say.
Ryan (25:35):
David, are you trying to fucking kill me with this
fragrance?
Come on, daveski, good Lord.
No, I'm kidding Again.
Thank you, david, for sendingthis.
That was really nice of you,and one lucky Patreon is going
to enjoy this.
Myke (25:48):
Yeah, I mean mean, look, that's a very generous thing to
do, absolutely, and you're noteven a patreon, so you're not
even, you know, securing chancesto get a bottle in return.
Ryan (26:01):
it's just off of his own kind heart, very kind individual
, uh, so thank you, and let's goahead and announce who the
winner is.
They're a patreon member.
That's how we do things drumroll, please I'm going to tell
mom, that's.
Myke (26:19):
That's the guy's name on patreon is.
I'm gonna tell mom yes, sir,you're getting some.
Ryan (26:25):
So look in the mail you.
You're going to get a bottle, afull bottle, a full jersey
bottle, and you're also going toget this lovely travel atomizer
of Kajal Lamar Noir.
Myke (26:36):
If you guys are worried about us knowing your real names
, you actually can createwhatever name you want on
Patreon.
We've got people who are namedCryin' Ryan, sergeant Buttcheeks
and, you know, jonathan Bleepand Andrew Bleep.
Yeah, we got Bilbo's now.
Yeah, you can be whoever youwant to be.
(26:57):
You know, this is like themetaverse.
Ryan (27:00):
Speaking of that kind of thing, to tell you a quick story
before we get out of here anyof you guys out there listening
to this show that play a gamecalled Marvel Rivals oh, Ryan's
obsessed with this game rightnow.
I can't help it.
I spend at least an hour a dayon it.
I'm trying to calm down mynumbers here.
Do you want to tell them yourname?
Yeah, I'm going to tell them.
(27:21):
Okay, Because I play withSnazzy Snazzy's in Florida, but
we link up on you guys stayconnected.
Yeah, in florida, but you know,we, yeah, we link up on you guys
, stay connected.
Yeah, he plays on pc, I play onplaystation and he helped me
create my name.
Yeah, and I play.
Speaking of, you can justchange your name to whatever.
Yeah, I play is it's spelledlike you h-u-g, h-u-g.
(27:41):
Oh god, actually I can't saythis because then I might get
crazy people fucking messagingme non-stop.
Oh, you can't, I can't fuck notthat you guys are crazy, I'm
just saying like I don't need tobe on my playstation like get
100 messages a fucking an hour.
Myke (27:55):
That's right, yeah, but maybe you can share it with the
patreons, because it's a smallergroup in there.
Yeah, I may do that.
You can't just pump it out tothousands of people.
Ryan (28:03):
But it's a funny ass name and it's a nice play on words.
Myke (28:09):
Yeah, ryan told me and I nearly threw up from laughing so
hard.
It's so childish, yeah.
Ryan (28:18):
All right, that's today's episode.
We're getting the hell out ofhere.
We love you guys.
Thank you again to Dave Ski Onefor sending this Seriously.
Thank you, I know you're nottrying to kill me.
Definitely trying to make mehappy.
Yeah, you got Mike over herefreaking pleaded up Dude.
What do they call it A rise inthe?
(28:38):
What did you call it the otherday?
Huh, never mind A rise in thewhat Front of the pants or
something I don't know.
Myke (28:46):
Oh, we have a client that says that he gets hard in the
front of the pants or somethingI don't know.
Oh, we have a client that saysthat he gets hard in the front
of his pants.
We make videos for him.
Ryan (28:57):
And until next time, spray it up y'all.
hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the clone
podcast I'm mike, I'm ryan.
Myke (00:08):
We're two best friends.
We're going on a fragrancejourney, smelling fragrances
from daveski one and giving youour uneducated opinion on it.
You better believe it.
Today is a big juicy bottle,big juicy bottle, a jersey,
that's right, zirj off.
100 mil bottle of mephisto Ithink that's how it's pronounced
(00:30):
.
Yeah, you're gonna have toforgive us, but yeah, this bad
boy's going out to a patreon.
We're gonna announce that laterhere, in a little bit.
Yes, we're not gonna announceit right now.
I didn't plan on that.
So you know, ryan, cut me off.
Just know, ryan, I'm playing onit.
Okay, I did plan on telling youwhat william corey on frank
(00:52):
grantick has to say, though.
Okay, this is how a purplecolored wet wipe would smell.
What?
The violet is beautiful, buteverything is overshadowed by
the powder.
Ryan (01:05):
Is there a purple colored wet wipe?
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Hold on, I got to look that up.
I got to see what the fuck.
What was his name?
Willem or something?
Myke (01:13):
No, I think he's just saying that because violet, like
the color violet, you know.
That kind of makes me want toask the question though Do you
believe in?
Like colors have a smell?
Ryan (01:25):
I don't think I'm that person.
Myke (01:27):
Now, you know, some people are like I'm smelling orange
yeah, I don't.
Ryan (01:32):
I don't know, dude, I don't know.
I don't want to judge anybody,but I don't get that kind of uh,
I mean, do I associate orangeto smell like an orange?
Yeah, because I used to have,you know, scented markers when I
was a kid.
Yeah, other than that, I don't.
I don't think so.
No, okay you think peoplereally do, though, like do you
believe that?
Myke (01:51):
I think certain people think that I don't.
I haven't been like you know.
I mean, if we smell pine or youknow coniferous type scents,
yeah, I would go.
Yeah, I understand why peoplewill say this is like green,
like herbal.
Oh, this smells kind of green.
I get that.
I've never understood the bluefragrances, though.
Ryan (02:10):
When they say blue, huh I do, it's I, I get it.
I mean not in the sense of likecolors and stuff, but I mean I
get like fresh, clean out theshower vibe.
I always kind of understandthat you think that's why they
call it blue.
That's what I get, at leastyeah, I just assumed, man.
Myke (02:28):
Apparently I'm wrong in this.
I just assume they call it blue, because blue is like the
standard favorite color thatmost people have, so like a
widely adopted fragrance wouldbe like the equivalent if it
isn't that, that's uh, that'shonestly a pretty interesting
take.
Ryan (02:44):
that's, uh, a pretty interesting take.
It's convoluted to me, but atthe same time it's also kind of
genius there.
Are you too smart for your owngood, maybe, so Are you an idiot
savant?
Myke (03:02):
It's like I wonder why I was going to college in the
eighth grade.
Ryan (03:05):
Just kidding guys.
Myke (03:05):
Trust me, he's really kidding.
Hey, I did take vocationalcollege classes in high school,
though that's cool, and in thestate I was in, they would
actually just have you go to thecollege.
That's cool, yeah.
So I was like sitting incollege classes with college
girls trying to be, you know,cool.
Ryan (03:24):
I bet you were freaking stud muffin I was making mixed
CDs for girls and stuff.
Myke (03:30):
This one girl was kind of into me and then when she found
out I was a high schooler, thatkind of ruined it.
Ryan (03:38):
I'm sorry, wow.
Well, on to today's episode andnot your pathetic love life
from your high school days.
Yeah, you know, before we getinto this, though, we got to do
a one night stand review of thatbeautiful fragrance.
I should actually say that verystrong but beautiful fragrance,
(04:02):
yes.
Lamar Noir by Kajal.
Myke (04:05):
Hit the music Todd yeah, One night stand review.
Ryan (04:14):
Yeah, yeah, laying in bed with Kajal hanging out, smelling
that strong ass, leather, smoky, sweet undertone Rosie, yeah,
as Lacey put it, dark and moodyfragrance.
(04:36):
What do you have to say aboutit?
Myke (04:38):
You're getting your money's worth.
If there's ever been afragrance you are getting your
money's worth out of, it's thatone, because at one point it
made me question whether or notI'd taken a shower and I had,
but I was like it's still sostrong on my hand.
Yeah, I was like I did I showerI can't remember and then I
remembered that I took a showerat night and in the morning and
(04:59):
it was still on my hand.
I could smell it for two daysstraight.
Ryan (05:03):
He is not lying, it is strong.
We actually had I hadn't evenresponded to it yet, sorry,
dakota we actually had one ofour listeners and Patreon write
in going God, if it would onlybe two or three sprays for you,
that thing's got to be crazy.
And I'm telling you, I'm deadserious.
It is.
I say not for the faint ofheart, not in a bad way, it's
just like you better be prepared.
(05:24):
It's fucking loud.
You will get your money's worthif you want Beast Mode, if you
want something that lastsforever and if you love how it
smells you've got a winner.
Myke (05:33):
Yeah, it's unmatched.
I can't think of anotherfragrance other than Kajal 4
that is this loud, insanely loud, it's no bullshit.
Ryan (05:46):
Kind of going back to when we skip it, sample it, buy it.
It's still right now a hardsample to a possible buy because
it smells really good.
It's really unique.
I get more when lacy wasputting in my head like I do get
this dark moody and I feel liketo me that might lean more
feminine.
Myke (06:00):
I don't know yeah, I don't know, I think the name is
perfect.
It is perfect the noir namebecause it is that.
You know that's.
That's kind of funny, becauselacy probably wasn't thinking
film noir, yeah, but it is.
When I think of film noir, god,this is perfectly named
fragrance because I think ofit's dark, right, it's typically
(06:21):
black and white, it's smoky.
There's always that femmefatale in it, right?
Yeah, so it's like this ladythat's luring in the freaking
moron that's going to save theday.
In quotation marks, this is,yeah, it's.
You know, they made a video forit where it's like the Lamar
bottle.
You know they made a video forit where it's like the Lamar
(06:42):
bottle and then it's like beingdipped into this like dark ocean
of, like resin and tar, andit's just like engulfing it and
swallowing it up.
And that is the fragrance, like.
The visualization of that isthat it's this Lamar core that's
been engulfed by the darkresins of like a smoky wood and
(07:05):
leather.
Oh yeah, it's wild man, it's alot of fun.
I'm really proud of thatfragrance for them.
I think it was just anincredible release and I am
adamant about you.
Guys really need to try it, youneed to sample it, you need to
see if it's something in yourwheelhouse, because if it is,
it's a hellacious fragrance at agood price.
Because you're gonna, you'llprobably have that bottle for
(07:26):
forever.
Ryan (07:27):
Yeah, I don't know if I'd ever run out of it.
I'm being and that's crazycoming from me, yeah because you
just you don't need a lot.
Myke (07:35):
It is they've set the bar for what an intense fragrance
should smell like badass allright, now let's get on to
today's episode.
Ryan (07:45):
I've been excited to smell this.
I've already apologized, david,I'm sorry it took so long, sent
you a little video, but we'regetting to it and we told you
somewhere along this episodewe're going to announce the
winner of this.
Myke (07:58):
If you're not a patreon, go be a patreon right, yeah, you
could have gotten this bottleplus a kajal decant.
He's also going to get a Kajaldecant in with the box of this.
It's going to be a party, ahuge party.
It's going to feel like somespecial holiday occasion.
Maybe it's Christmas, maybeit's top secret turkey, you
(08:18):
never know.
You're getting a gift in themail you didn't even know you
were going to get.
Ryan (08:24):
Don't let us sit here and preach like we're freaking
amazing, because this would nothave happened if it was not for
DaveSki1, who pretty much leavesa comment on every goddamn
Spotify episode.
He sent this.
It wasn't his jam, he's not aPatreon, but he wanted somebody
in the Patreon to be able to getthis, and that's what we're
going to do.
Myke (08:42):
We're passing the savings on to you guys, and the cool
thing is, sometimes we sendthese bottles out to Patreons
and they go I got it, I receivedit, I wore it.
It wasn't for me Post up in,you know first person to respond
to this.
I'm going to mail it to you myown expense and they just, they
just keep passing on to the next, on to the next.
Ryan (09:04):
Look, sharing the wealth.
This is the very last thing I'msaying about the patreon.
Say it, but that right there.
This is why I'm going to preachit.
The community, it's gotten bigenough.
It is so real full of some ofthe best people that I that
we've ever met, and they do shitjust like that yeah, you're not
allowed to be a patron ifyou're a jerk there is some
(09:25):
truth to that, actually.
Thankfully, we haven't had toexercise that right.
Okay, let's get into today'sepisode Zerjoff's Cosmoradi
Mephisto let's fist it up.
Yeah, let's Fuck.
Myke (09:46):
That's a full presentation .
By the way, Love the bottleit's the box.
The bottle it's got.
Ryan (09:52):
the tassel, it's got everything, by the way, before
we spray this.
What do you think it's gonnasmell?
Like just a blue fragrance it'sbecause it's blue.
Myke (09:58):
It's a blue bottle, but you know, our partner over at
fragrantica seems to think it'sa purple baby wipe.
Does it smell like an aromaticbarbershop fougere?
Ooh, in the air it smellsfreaking amazing.
Ryan (10:16):
It does smell amazing, and it reminds me of something that
I've smelled before, somethingmaybe from the 90s or so, I
don't know.
Myke (10:25):
Huh, I'd be shocked if this doesn't have tea in it,
because it kind of reminds me ofWu Long Cha a little bit.
Ryan (10:30):
Yeah, you know what's weird?
I mean, thankfully you didn'tsay this or find somebody's
review that said this, but somany people were saying Silver
Mountain Water by Creed.
Oh, that's right, I did readthat.
Do you get that shit?
Because I don't get it.
(10:51):
I couldn couldn't tell you whatsilver mountain water smells
like.
I don't remember smelling likethis, yeah, but I did see a lot
of people were saying this was aclone of that.
Hmm, interesting, allegedly.
I don't know how to explainthis, other than it kind of
reminds me if you took candiesfor men and, like I don't know,
fucking gave it crack to smokeand so it's like running out of
control, like somebody on pcpthis is pretty crazy.
Myke (11:08):
All right, I think we need to stop comparing it to other
fragrances and just explain it.
Ryan (11:12):
To me it smells like if fresh cut grass was eating a
lime, I'd almost say like afresh bell of hay is doing that.
No, really, no, I, oh you knowwhat?
No, no, no, you.
No, you're right, it's notquite there in the grass, but
it's close, yeah.
Myke (11:28):
I mean, grass is just a season of growth, away from
being a ballet.
Ryan (11:34):
I mean I'll say this I think it's that, I think it's a
little subtle, Like maybe youtook those fresh grass clippings
and then you made a tea out ofit.
Myke (11:42):
Yeah, I would say that.
Yeah, you get a.
I think you take you know ahandful of grass and you just
squeeze a lime out on it, yeah,and then you just throw that in
water and blend it up.
Ryan (11:56):
I am so sorry guys.
I really am.
I just think about it.
Sometimes People that listen tous come from channels and
they're just like you know, thehoity-toity stuff it's out there
.
I am really liking this, though.
I fucking love it.
Wow, that is.
It is not as bad as I feel,like all the comments made it.
Myke (12:19):
Those negative reviews kind of had me wondering.
But this is nice.
There's almost like a mintysort of bite to it.
I don't know if it's minty orif it feels kind of like the
pine needle action in there.
Ryan (12:35):
Actually, they don't smell that much different, apart from
the tester strip and the skin.
To me, yeah, I think you'reright.
Myke (12:41):
Maybe there's a little bit more on the tester strip that I
can pick up.
Ryan (12:45):
I think I can see where people kind of get a little
annoyed with this a little bitStarting to hit me.
Myke (12:49):
Well, but yeah, we're sniffing the hell out of it.
If I sprayed this on, Iwouldn't be like overwhelmed by
it.
It's nice, it's fresh, it'sreminding me a little.
Ryan (12:57):
I'm going to shut up.
I'm going to stop.
Why Let this seep?
Myke (13:02):
Should we in future episodes?
Should we come into the studio?
Should we start an episode,spray it on and then should we
just wear it for a while?
Press pause on the recorder.
Oh God, go out for a whileFreaking.
Do some one-arm push-ups withJeremy Fragrance.
Come back later.
Ryan (13:23):
I don't know, but I'm starting to not like it.
I see what it's doing.
Okay, tell me, this littlebitch was trying to be sneaky,
uh-oh.
Myke (13:35):
I see what it's doing.
Nobody likes a sneaky bitch.
I mean, it does still smellgood.
Ryan (13:42):
Okay, what's the problem?
The problem is like there'sthis weird.
It has to do with that kind ofgrassy smell, but it's like
almost chemical and it's almostlike I don't know what the word
would be for but it's non-stop,it's so linear, and so my brain
is already kind of halfwaygetting a headache from it I
mean again, we're huffing thehell out of this thing.
(14:04):
I know, but I huff the hell outof a lot of things and they
don't do this.
I mean, I'm being real as faras, like it's already quickly,
there's a couple of fragranceslike this the bottle of wool
that you gave me from Commodity,commodity, that and there's
another one kind of similar tothat.
They start to give me thisheadache because there's like
this I don't know how to explainit.
(14:25):
It's like this scent profilelike pierces my like brain and
it like just will not stop.
I don't, it doesn't move, it'sjust there, and so it kind of
gets nauseating and gives me aheadache.
I'm kind of surprised on thatit's like part of me can't tell
you that it does smell good, butthere's this part of me that it
is giving me a headache.
So I'm I'm not liking that.
(14:46):
I don't know.
I'm dead seriously, seriouslygiving me a headache right now,
but it doesn't smell bad.
No, I like it.
Like I tell you right now, Idon't think the commodity wolf
urine smelled good.
I don't think it smelled good.
No, no, it didn't.
But this, this does smell good,but there's some something in
that mix that's giving me afucking headache.
Maybe we should go over thenotes.
(15:08):
Let's see what's in it.
Maybe there's something therethat I've read before that just
fucking strikes a chord with me.
Myke (15:15):
This does smell familiar.
Right, we've smelled something.
Ryan (15:18):
I don't know what it is, but yeah.
It's starting to smell a littlecheap on my hand.
Sorry, David, that you sentthis.
I'm saying that's cheap, butyou didn't like it either?
Myke (15:26):
Yeah, you didn't like it either.
Ryan (15:27):
Buddy Top notes.
I don't even know if I got this.
Grapefruit, bergamot, amalfi,lemon, lavender, iris, rose.
Those are the middle notes.
Did you get any of those?
You sense any of that?
Not yet?
Keep going.
Myke (15:48):
Base notes are musk, sandalwood, virginia, cedar and
amber.
Okay, so I'm definitelywhenever I was like, oh, it
smells like pine needle type.
Maybe that's the cedar in there.
Ryan (15:53):
Ish yeah, yeah, I don't know other than that, though.
I mean, I do get citrus.
I think maybe it's the bergamot.
I get what you're saying, thelime and grassy kind of sense on
it, but it's, and it doesn'tsmell bad and it's nice and
fresh.
Yeah, yeah, it feels it's niceand fresh.
Myke (16:07):
Yeah, yeah, it feels a little minty.
Was there mint in there?
No, there was no mint, but itdoes.
Yeah, it does have a littleminty vibe.
It is, you know, grass, mint,lemon or lime Very sharp, very
sharp, not a sweet citrus asharp citrus Very yes.
(16:28):
I very.
Yes, I don't think you meanbitter or anything either too.
No, no, I just mean you know.
You know the difference betweena lemon and lime.
Lemon has a little bit more,you know, sweetness to it.
That lime, she sharp man, Istill like it, I think it's
fresh.
But I gotta know what's theprice and popularity on this bad
boy.
Ryan (16:53):
Well, I could not find a price on Zerjoff's thing, for
I'm on their website right now.
Let me just double checkbecause I don't want to lie to
anybody.
God, I don't know what thefucking marketing is for this
yeah that is strange it is.
I'm not even going to lie toanybody, god, I don't know what
the fucking marketing is forthis.
Yeah, that is strange, it is.
I'm not even going to try todescribe it it looks like if
(17:16):
Marie Antoinette had a brother.
I'm serious, you see.
That's why I'm laughing.
Myke (17:23):
Yeah, pretty dead on.
And instead of being about somecake, he's about some Mephisto.
Yeah.
Ryan (17:30):
Pretty dead on, and instead of, you know, being
about some cake, he's about someMephisto.
Yeah, what is this freaking?
I don't know.
Yeah, this is the weirdest shit.
I don't, I don't fucking know.
Myke (17:42):
Zerjoff, you're confusing me yeah, go home, you're drunk.
Ryan (17:50):
By the way, we work in marketing, so holler at us.
Myke (17:56):
Yeah, we wouldn't have set you up with Mark Antoinette or
whatever.
Ryan (18:01):
All right.
So if I click on Zerjoff'swebsite, though, has it been
discontinued or something,because I can't even find it
Okay here it is.
So for 100 ml you're looking atabout 270 pounds or euros, so
that's about 300 bucks for 100ml.
Myke (18:18):
Yeah, it's not terrible, but I mean it's starting to get
towards too hefty of a price tagFor me.
Already I feel like it is toohefty of a price tag For me
already I feel like it is.
I think we've kind of talkedabout that limit being 100 mil,
about $275 to $300.
That's kind of where I'm at.
If you start pushing past thatyou got to really justify it you
get over $400, it's just asolid no, yeah, I'm with you.
Ryan (18:41):
Fragrance net.
You can get it there.
Yeah, gray market $182.
Myke (18:47):
Okay, you know I like it.
I'm really kind of digging this.
This feels right in kind of mywheelhouse, oh dude this is
right up your arsehole.
Ryan (18:55):
I promise you, this does smell like something you would
wear.
Myke (18:58):
Yeah, it's like a soapy clean citrus.
Ryan (19:01):
Yeah, and I didn't give you the popular.
I'm going to give you that.
And, by the way, this came outin 2009,.
Apparently, 4.23 out of 5,3,000 votes Pretty high, pretty
high Popular.
Some would say.
Isn't that funny that the voteis popular, but a lot of the
comments were negative.
True, isn't that kind of weird,hmm.
Myke (19:21):
I think just the negative souls out there are just louder.
They got something to say.
They want to say it.
People who like it are justlike I like this.
It's typically how things rollin life, by the way People go.
Yeah, I like that.
The people who hate it are likelet me stop you for a second,
I've got things to say.
Why don't you answer this,zerjoff, huh.
Ryan (19:53):
If God doesn't exist, then tell me what?
Yeah, um, I will say this god,I am dead serious, throbbing
fucking headache right now.
Really, I swear to god, and youthink it's induced by this at
100 because I've had a similarscent profile.
Do that, yeah, I think I thinkit's this dude, I really really
do.
I will say this the testerstrip is actually doing a little
rosemary thing for me.
Oh, let me try to.
(20:13):
God damn, he's like a fuckingbasset now.
Oh yeah.
Myke (20:19):
Just whiff that out really quick, do you kind of get a
little rosemary?
I mean, it's faint, it is.
That is a stretch.
Okay, it is a strong stretch.
Ryan (20:30):
Okay, it's a strong stretch.
Okay, who's wearing it?
Real talk, who would wear thisfragrance?
Because I feel like it's alittle.
Myke (20:39):
I think it's a mature, clean citrus.
I think it's 30s and up.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I think it's masculine, yeah,which is shocking because people
were throwing a fit over theviolet situation, and I feel
like this is, and maybe I'mwrong in this, maybe I was
thinking violet was supposed tobe very floral, but I think, um,
that and lavender show up in alot of like the barbershoppy
(21:02):
fougeres, as they say, which Iguess is just another word for a
barbershop type fragrance.
Ryan (21:08):
You know, only thing I'll disagree with is that I don't
think that this is masculine.
I think it's pretty unisex.
Really, I disagree, butironically enough, this is just.
This is not unisex, this is formen.
Myke (21:21):
You're damn right, it is Ladies.
You're not allowed to wear this.
It's just for the boys.
Ryan (21:29):
I want to read the pros and cons actually really quick.
Oh, great, suitable for springsummer season, I agree.
Absolutely Clean and freshscent Thanks to bergamot,
grapefruit, amalfi lemon.
Yeah, I guess there you go.
Thank you Italia.
Refined and well blended.
I don't know it's giving me afucking headache.
I don't know it's going to be afucking headache.
I don't know about that.
Cons Higher price pointcompared to other Agreed.
(21:50):
Similar to Creed SilverMountain Water Disagree.
Blind buying may not work wellfor everyone.
Absolutely agree with that.
Myke (21:57):
Well, that's every single fragrance ever by the way.
You'll never hear us say unlessit's a fragrance that we come
out with at some point.
You're never going to hear ussay blind buy worthy you'd sell
out huh for us.
Ryan (22:12):
You'd say, oh, it's an absolute fucking buy, don't even
sample.
Myke (22:16):
Yeah, there's been a couple of times, but I would
just say that we're so stingywith those that you could
probably trust us like I wouldgo like luna rosa, carbon blind,
buy, absolutely.
Yeah.
So you find that for 70 bucksbuy, you know, 150 mil.
You're a fucking idiot if youdon't that sort of thing.
It's not that we'll never sayit, but we would rarely.
(22:40):
I mean rarely.
Probably three times in 300episodes will we ever say it.
Ryan (22:44):
Yeah, I agree, someone's gonna know the stat on that and
be like actually you said itseven times out of 305 episodes
there's been some times, guys,that y'all have shocked me on
what you know about our pastepisodes, because mike will tell
you we make an episode, we'reon to the next one, right?
Myke (23:02):
it's hard to go back and think about some of these
episodes it's crazy after 300 ofthem you know, at some point,
we, we're going to have to likecreate a spreadsheet so we even
know if we've done a fragranceor not.
Yeah, because sometimes I'll belooking and I'll go did we
smell this already?
We'll have to like check the,you know, like the Spotify.
Do we have an episode on thisalready?
(23:24):
Because because, yeah, uh, areyou gonna skip it, sample it or
buy it?
What are you gonna do, ryan?
Ryan (23:34):
mike has perfected the deep voice thing.
Myke (23:38):
Yeah, sometimes I wonder, is it like is this gonna be a
competition?
Yeah, who can get?
Ryan (23:43):
lower.
Myke (23:44):
Before you know it, it's like, yeah, we're in like
Gregorian chants.
It's our fucking like Fuckingbird dance shit over here.
Yeah, we'd be sounding likeCount Orlok, what was that?
What's the guy's name?
That's Fratto.
Well, yeah, but who played him?
(24:06):
Skarsgård?
Ryan (24:07):
Bill Skarsgård Bill.
Myke (24:07):
Skarsgård.
He like talks really deep, likethis, the language of my
forefathers yeah, guys, I haveto put up with that all fucking
day.
Ryan (24:20):
And right now, my head.
I'm literally having to rub mytemples in a circular motion
because my head is fuckingthrobbing.
Myke (24:29):
You're like this.
You're like the gas man overthere.
I'm like, uh, when you're themost annoying sound in the world
.
Exactly how do these guys knowI got gas?
Ryan (24:41):
free port bastards don't know that movie.
I feel for you, yeah, yeah, Igotta stop smelling it.
Um, wow, this is an easyfucking skip.
Shocked Dude, I'm going to needfucking Excedrin, the Tylenol
and Advil mix.
Yeah, this shit's killing me.
Myke (24:56):
I hit that Tylenol-Multrin combo every once in a while God
damn, it's a skip.
Ryan (25:02):
I can't even elaborate.
It's a skip.
It's giving me a massivefucking headache.
It smells good.
There's probably some peopleout there that like this Not my
jam and the headache is fuckingkilling me, wow.
Myke (25:12):
Shocked, appalled, by your answer, because I feel like
this is a strong, strong samplefor me.
This is not the time of yearfor this fragrance.
I don't believe, even here inTexas, where we're still getting
60, 70 degree days.
Yeah, but I really like it.
I want to take this bad boy totown and just see what he has to
(25:34):
say.
Ryan (25:35):
David, are you trying to fucking kill me with this
fragrance?
Come on, daveski, good Lord.
No, I'm kidding Again.
Thank you, david, for sendingthis.
That was really nice of you,and one lucky Patreon is going
to enjoy this.
Myke (25:48):
Yeah, I mean mean, look, that's a very generous thing to
do, absolutely, and you're noteven a patreon, so you're not
even, you know, securing chancesto get a bottle in return.
Ryan (26:01):
it's just off of his own kind heart, very kind individual
, uh, so thank you, and let's goahead and announce who the
winner is.
They're a patreon member.
That's how we do things drumroll, please I'm going to tell
mom, that's.
Myke (26:19):
That's the guy's name on patreon is.
I'm gonna tell mom yes, sir,you're getting some.
Ryan (26:25):
So look in the mail you.
You're going to get a bottle, afull bottle, a full jersey
bottle, and you're also going toget this lovely travel atomizer
of Kajal Lamar Noir.
Myke (26:36):
If you guys are worried about us knowing your real names
, you actually can createwhatever name you want on
Patreon.
We've got people who are namedCryin' Ryan, sergeant Buttcheeks
and, you know, jonathan Bleepand Andrew Bleep.
Yeah, we got Bilbo's now.
Yeah, you can be whoever youwant to be.
(26:57):
You know, this is like themetaverse.
Ryan (27:00):
Speaking of that kind of thing, to tell you a quick story
before we get out of here anyof you guys out there listening
to this show that play a gamecalled Marvel Rivals oh, Ryan's
obsessed with this game rightnow.
I can't help it.
I spend at least an hour a dayon it.
I'm trying to calm down mynumbers here.
Do you want to tell them yourname?
Yeah, I'm going to tell them.
(27:21):
Okay, Because I play withSnazzy Snazzy's in Florida, but
we link up on you guys stayconnected.
Yeah, in florida, but you know,we, yeah, we link up on you guys
, stay connected.
Yeah, he plays on pc, I play onplaystation and he helped me
create my name.
Yeah, and I play.
Speaking of, you can justchange your name to whatever.
Yeah, I play is it's spelledlike you h-u-g, h-u-g.
(27:41):
Oh god, actually I can't saythis because then I might get
crazy people fucking messagingme non-stop.
Oh, you can't, I can't fuck notthat you guys are crazy, I'm
just saying like I don't need tobe on my playstation like get
100 messages a fucking an hour.
Myke (27:55):
That's right, yeah, but maybe you can share it with the
patreons, because it's a smallergroup in there.
Yeah, I may do that.
You can't just pump it out tothousands of people.
Ryan (28:03):
But it's a funny ass name and it's a nice play on words.
Myke (28:09):
Yeah, ryan told me and I nearly threw up from laughing so
hard.
It's so childish, yeah.
Ryan (28:18):
All right, that's today's episode.
We're getting the hell out ofhere.
We love you guys.
Thank you again to Dave Ski Onefor sending this Seriously.
Thank you, I know you're nottrying to kill me.
Definitely trying to make mehappy.
Yeah, you got Mike over herefreaking pleaded up Dude.
What do they call it A rise inthe?
(28:38):
What did you call it the otherday?
Huh, never mind A rise in thewhat Front of the pants or
something I don't know.
Myke (28:46):
Oh, we have a client that says that he gets hard in the
front of the pants or somethingI don't know.
Oh, we have a client that saysthat he gets hard in the front
of his pants.
We make videos for him.
Ryan (28:57):
And until next time, spray it up y'all.
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