March 10, 2025 • 28 mins
In this episode, we explore Myrrh Shadow 403, the newest scent from Bon Parfumeur, and share our genuine impressions about its complex layers. From our initial sniff to the fragrant realms it invites us into, we break down the unique notes including bitter orange, black currant, and of course, myrrh, creating a captivating aroma that stands out from the crowd.
As we delve into our experience with Myrrh Shadow, we indulge in lively conversations about the versatility of fragrances, particularly as we discuss whether this scent leans towards a masculine or feminine profile. We'll reflect on our personal encounters wearing the scent—how it interacts with our body chemistry and invokes certain memories. Can a fragrance transport you to a specific moment in your life? We certainly believe so, and we want to share the stories behind each of our impressions!
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Ryan (00:03):
hello everybody, welcome to the cologne podcast.
Myke (00:06):
I'm mike, I'm ryan.
Hey, we're two best friends,best friends, the best of
friends.
Yes, we're going on a fragrancejourney, smelling fragrances,
giving you uneducated opinionsyeah, and you know what I just
discovered?
Ryan (00:18):
mike can do a pretty good conway twitty impression.
Myke (00:22):
Yeah, but you're gonna have to sub to the patreon if
you want to hear some shit likethat.
Ryan (00:25):
It's not the full range of the singing, it's that last
little part of a note.
He would leave.
It had a little the vocal fryon it, yeah.
Myke (00:34):
But today what are we smelling?
We're smelling, myr Shadow.
I got to go to the releaseparty of this.
Ryan (00:40):
It's from Bon Parfumere air so this was given to you at
the release party it's given tome before.
Myke (00:46):
But if I was just a sneaky bastard I could have got a
second bottle of it, but I feltlike I'd be cheating you know
what.
Maybe you should have done that.
I would have I would have likedthat I should have now, because
we're giving this away to apatreon and I already kind of
told you I'm the cat's out ofthe bag.
I've smelled this.
Yeah, I really liked it and I'mkind of bummed that I'm not
going to have it in mycollection, my collection.
(01:07):
Another person who really likedthis was 44 Shell on
Fragrantica.
Who says so beautiful Smellslike an old book in the best way
, hmm.
Ryan (01:21):
That sounds god awful.
Myke (01:23):
I think that was the only review because it's so new.
That was the only reviewbecause it's so new.
It's the only review ofsomebody who kind of acted like
they had smelled it.
Everybody else was justremarking on the notes, so okay,
well old book in the best way.
I don't really get that.
We're gonna find out becausewe're gonna dig deep into this
big juicy bottle, but first wegot to do our one night stand
(01:45):
review.
Ryan Of Ruby by Kajal.
Ryan (01:53):
He wanted me to come in and say some of the words Hit
the music, todd, fuck this guy.
Yeah, one night stand review.
Well, mike, after staying inbed with Ruby by the way, I'm
(02:13):
not saying this as a knock onanybody I really think me and
Mike may have undiagnosed ADHDsometime.
Myke (02:20):
You've mentioned that before because you keep seeing
some of the like uh, what do youcall it?
I don't know if it's symptomstype thing it's like me and mike
.
Ryan (02:29):
I find traits, yeah, off air.
We do like these weird audiblethings like he's literally there
was one time where he would doa certain noise, yeah, and it's
like he had to do it multipletimes a day.
Myke (02:42):
Yeah, it's true, I also have to finish a song.
Ryan (02:46):
Yeah.
Myke (02:46):
I have to finish the line.
I have to say the thing,Otherwise I feel like it's
trapped in my head.
Ryan (02:53):
Well, this whole week since, we've smelled this
fragrance Ruby by Kajal I hearthis.
Ruby, ruby, ruby Ruby.
Oh yeah, whatever the hellyou're singing.
Myke (03:02):
Is this a song?
Ryan (03:05):
Yeah it, oh yeah, whatever the hell you're singing, is
this a song?
Yeah, it's an actual song.
Who sings that?
I've been hearing this non-stopevery fucking day, all day,
every day.
Kaiser chiefs, ruby ruby, rubyruby.
That's all I hear.
I was like, yeah, funny dude.
Yeah, okay, don't get usfreaking, taken down by freaking
universal studios or something.
Ruby Ruby, ruby Ruby.
Yeah, so I've been dealing withthat.
(03:28):
I think we're undiagnosed withsomething, because he does that
from time to time and I do thesame thing.
Myke (03:33):
I can't help it.
Sorry, it's been so unbearablefor you, Ryan.
Well, speaking of Ruby, let'sget on to it.
What did after?
You took it home and you spentthe night rolling around in
beautiful crimson sheets?
Ryan (03:47):
with ruby, just like I said in the episode.
When he first let me smell itwithout telling me what it was,
I was like this is a gorgeousfragrance and same thing
smelling on the episode.
It smells really good.
I don't want to say it's acomplaint, it's just, it's just
a fact for me, but it's like itis.
Uh, it's very feminine, butthat's not a problem.
I think, uh, I think it's veryfeminine, but that's not a
problem.
I think it's To the rightperson.
Yeah, but I just think it doessmell really good and if you
(04:11):
love a feminine, leaningfragrance, you're going to love
that fragrance.
Myke (04:15):
Yeah, the people that are going to win on this fragrance
are you go after femininefragrances.
You want something that's alittle more mature, because when
you see all the notes on this,you just you'd assume it's going
to be really sweet.
Yeah, but it's not.
Actually, they kind of cut thatsweetness.
It has this sort of medicinalbite to it.
The thing that you're going toget and the thing that I do love
(04:38):
about kajal is the vastmajority of their fragrances.
They're so unique and sodifferent.
When you get one you gonobody's going to smell like me.
Yeah, if you try Ruby and it'sfor you, you're not going to
find a smell like that anywhereelse out there.
It's so unique.
That is the win, yeah.
So if you want a cherry, redberry type fragrance that's not
(05:02):
like any other one you'vesmelled out there, then ruby is
the way to go and I'll tell youwho got this bottle of ruby.
Ryan (05:08):
We said it last episode denise she's a patreon member.
Uh, she got this.
And we also did a extra episodewith another kajal fragrance
that I can.
Yeah, another patreon memberwild card won that, yeah and, oh
my god, we absolutely loved it.
Myke (05:23):
We went crazy on it.
Yeah, uh, if you're not apatron, you really missed out on
that episode because you got tohear ryan and I actually agree,
for once, I'd got that bottleand I wore it the vast majority
of the time I was at milan.
Yeah, I was wearing thatfragrance.
I couldn't get enough of it.
Yeah, the other fragrance Iwore was the one we're doing
today mer shadow 403 extra deparfum by bon parfum air.
Ryan (05:50):
Let's do it, man.
I'm ready to get into this fullbig juicy bottle big old slurpy
bottle love it.
Myke (06:04):
it Giving this puppy away as well.
Ryan (06:06):
Yeah, we will tell you who that is at the end of this
episode.
He's trying really hard to getthis out.
Oh fine, there you go.
You know, I like the simplicityof this bottle.
I like the design of it.
Myke (06:18):
What is that?
That's 100 mil right.
Ryan (06:19):
Yeah, it's 100 mil.
I've held a lot of 100 mils inmy hands, mike, this is
definitely 100 mil.
Yeah, I believe that.
Myke (06:36):
There we go.
Whoa, let's see if you thinkwhat I think.
Ryan (06:40):
This is very stylish.
It's kind of the vibe I'mgetting here.
Yeah, okay.
Myke (06:49):
That's really good.
You know what I kind of get.
What do you get and I likeabout it?
What Like a spicy Play-Doh?
Ryan (06:57):
Weird.
I kind of see that.
Thank God it doesn't leantotally Play-Doh, though, but I
do see where you're going withthat and it's kind of sweet,
kind of boozy, almost.
Myke (07:12):
This is styling dude.
This is kind of a long, becauseyou like, uh, disaronno, this
kind of got that sort ofsweetness, that syrupy sweetness
.
This I was not expecting tosmell like this.
Ryan (07:19):
What did you think it was going to smell like?
I don't know why, but I justheard myrrh and I just I don't
need to look, guys, I don't knowwhat myrrh smells.
Like I should probably, but Idon't.
Yeah, like I'm not following anorth star and trying to deliver
something to some babysomewhere, but you act like a
baby quite a bit, yes, but but,man, I thought it was going to
be like a dirty kind of dingysmell, that's not that at all
(07:43):
okay, is this unisex?
because I don't.
It doesn't feel unisex.
I guess it could be.
Yeah, it's unisex, the best wayI can describe this.
It's styling.
It's kind of proper.
Myke (07:53):
It feels a little dressy yeah, it has a sweetness to it,
like there's a spiciness,there's the tiniest hint of this
kind of.
Especially right right off theatomizer it kind of gives like
this Play-Doh-y type smell, nottoo much, just enough.
But then it has this spicysweetness and I wore the hell
(08:14):
out of this thing.
Ryan (08:15):
It smells really good.
I will say we've done threeepisodes.
This will be episode numberthree since you got back.
Yeah, thank God we've beensmelling good stuff.
I always hate when we gothrough like a run of light,
just like that's all right, it'sokay.
This morning I'm kind of proudthat we're actually smelling
something that feels it feels alittle different too.
You know, yeah, this does kindof have a lamal thing kind of
(08:37):
going on, and I'll tell you why.
Okay, it's got two perfumerswith this fragrance.
One of them uh, they look likethey may be fairly new, but one
of them her name is uh I hopeI'm pronouncing this right
amelia, jaquan or jaquin.
And then this other one we'veheard this name a lot,
especially if you listen to theother podcast or those other
(08:58):
dudes across from that pond shit, you know.
But we always hear them talkingabout quentin bish, quentin
bish this and quentin bish that.
And I always thought when theywere talking about this guy I
would get it confused with.
My dad wrote a porno podcast,because there's a character
named bish in that thing.
Oh, really, there's nocorrelation, obviously, because
that's a made-up character inthat.
Myke (09:19):
Some dude's dad wrote a porno I always think of new girl
and there's a character namedwinston and they call them
winnie the bish, winnie the bish.
So then I always say quinny thebish.
Ryan (09:33):
I feel like we say this every time this guy's name comes
up.
Myke (09:36):
I don't think I've explained it.
I think I just call him quinnythe bish, but but that's why
he's made no, none.
Ryan (09:43):
And he's made a few of the Lamal fragrances that's right,
One of them being like thelatest Elixir and all that.
Yeah, so it has.
If you've ever smelled Lamal,any of the Lamals, they kind of
always have that weird the bestway I can describe it when
you're smelling it as a scentprofile.
But there's like this weirdyeah.
Myke (09:58):
There's, she's like a haze .
Ryan (10:00):
Yeah right, so this has that vibe, the same kind of vibe
I can say, though it's gettinga little punched up on the skin.
I kind of like it.
Oh man, this thing is so good,it gets a little bit even more
masculine on the skin.
Myke (10:15):
It's almost like I kind of wish my car smelled like this.
It wouldn't be a bad smell, myF-150.
She's nine years old this year.
Ryan (10:26):
Wow, she's almost old enough to drive almost nearly
got 200 000 miles on it.
Myke (10:33):
God damn, are you gonna have to get a new vehicle soon?
Tried and true, god.
I hope not.
I'm knock on wood here, god, noway, I way.
I hope I get 300,000 out of her.
I hope you do too, mike.
I just want to keep riding thatgirl as long as possible.
Ryan (10:51):
You just know as soon as you leave today.
Myke (10:54):
Yeah, my freaking transmission is going to fall
out from under it.
Ryan (10:57):
Slowly turn the key and it's going to look like that
scene at a freaking casino.
Myke (11:02):
Pull up your car.
Speaking of all that nonsense,so I didn't talk about this on
the episode.
But I land in Atlanta, okay,and I'm sitting waiting for my
flight and my flight getsdelayed and all of a sudden,
over the loudspeaker in theterminal, it says this is an
(11:24):
emergency.
This is not a test.
Stand by and wait for furtherinstruction.
Again, this is an emergency.
This is not a test.
And that plays that loops overand over for like an hour.
Wow, okay, while we're sittingaround waiting, you ever know
what the emergency was?
Yes, it turns out.
One of the airplanes from theterminal I'm at takes off, gets
(11:47):
in the air, the whole cabinfills with smoke and they have
to turn around and land it back.
Ryan (11:52):
Goddamn.
Yeah, See, this is why I don'tfly.
There's that once in a millionthing and I'd be one of those
people on that plane.
Yeah, Except for if I was in it, it'd be Final Destination.
You're like half the fuckingplane Fly I'd get sucked out of
it or something.
Myke (12:08):
You know what?
Isn't it ironic?
Yeah, don't you think?
Ryan (12:13):
This smells really really good.
Yes, it does it almost.
I'm trying to describe thescent and it's so hard, which is
a good thing, by the way.
Yeah, I can't say it because Idon't want to make it.
It's going to sound bad if Isay it, just say it it has.
No, I can't, it just would makeit sound bad and it's not
(12:35):
really that.
It's like the subtleness ofthat, can't?
It just would make it sound badand it's not really that.
It's like the subtleness ofthat.
Fuck it, kill me if it's bad,but there's like this subtle,
almost like toothpaste thinggoing on.
Okay, let me just try to findthis.
It's very subtle, but it's likeclean, it's like no, I don't
get any of that.
Maybe it's's mint or something.
(12:56):
Let me look at the notes.
Maybe that would help us withthis.
Okay, you think that's going tohelp, I don't know.
Okay, so top notes are bitterorange, black currant, leaf,
grapefruit.
Middle notes are timur.
It's like T-I-M-U-R Cinnamon Ican get cinnamon in this Cypress
basil and then this cypressbasil, and then base notes are
(13:26):
myrrh.
I don't know what that smellslike cosmon I don't know what
the fuck that is.
It looks like freaking meth.
Oh interesting.
Uh, a key gala would akigala,would akigala would vanilla,
benzenoine, patchouli, musk andatlas cedar.
yeah, it's so good that is niceso this weird cosmon thing I'm
looking up the odor profile awhite musk scent, but pleasantly
sweetish oh god, some word, wedon't know.
Yeah, but it does have thisunique sweet, but it's not like
(13:49):
over the top gourmand sweet yeah, for sure.
Myke (13:53):
It's like if you came in and somebody was cooking and it
smelled like this, it wouldn'tturn you off.
It does smell edible, but youcan't put your finger on what it
smells like.
I mean what I like about thisfragrance?
It's so unique and different.
I haven't smelled anything likethis before.
It wears really well, has greatlongevity.
(14:14):
It is an interesting fragrance.
Ryan (14:16):
I swear to God, god I get like this.
I don't want to.
I'm not telling you guys thatit this is what it smells like.
It has this unique smell, butthen it's like there's a hint of
like, just like it's clean,like yeah, your toothpaste thing
.
I don't get that, I can't getout of my head, dude.
But to me I'm someone's likedamn that person.
If they wore, if they wore that, I don't know, smell good,
(14:38):
fresh breath.
Myke (14:40):
Yeah, I feel like if this smelled like some sort of food,
it would be like if I visited acountry for the first time and
they said hey, this is like acommon cookie that we make.
It's like a tea cake typecookie and it's made with fruits
and spices and they handed itto me.
I would expect it to smell likethis.
It has like a tea cake typecookie and it's made with fruits
and spices and they handed itto me.
I would expect it to smell likethis.
It has this fruity, spicynature to it.
(15:02):
Yeah, and I'd probably fuckinglove it.
You can really smell thecinnamon, by the way, to me at
least.
Yeah, there is a good amount ofthe spiciness in there.
It smells really good.
It's warm smelling it is good.
Yeah, warm smelling it is good.
Yeah, wore this one a couple oftimes, really enjoyed it.
Ryan (15:24):
Price and popularity $220 for 100 ml, that's a good price.
That's a fair price, fair price, yeah.
Popularity it's brand newpeople yeah, but still, with
eight votes, it's a four out offive Okay.
(15:45):
So right now it's trendingpopular.
I could see it being popular.
Myke (15:49):
Yeah.
Ryan (15:49):
Would you give it a high rating?
I would.
If I was going to give itbetween what and a five,
whatever, or out of five, Iwould probably say me personally
, it's like a four to a 4.1.
Okay, which is good, yeah, hmm,what do you think?
What would you rate?
I think it's above that for me.
Myke (16:07):
Yeah, what do you think?
Maybe I'm associating it withgood times as well.
But yeah, I really like it, man, it's somewhere in between a
four and a five.
To me 4.
But yeah, I really like it, man, it's somewhere in between a
four and a five.
To me, 4.5 would be good Okay.
Ryan (16:18):
I really like it.
Myke (16:19):
I'm not pulling your leg whenever I say I hate that we're
giving this away.
Ryan (16:23):
I'm with you.
I'm backing you up.
This is a really good fragrance.
I mean, it's badass, yeah.
Myke (16:30):
The atomizer is great.
I love the kind of the brandingand the look of the bottle and
this was the first time I'veever smelled this brand.
Nice, click on the cap.
There we should have done moreresearch about the brand.
Ryan (16:42):
You know, us guys, yeah, well, you know what can you do?
Myke (16:47):
Yeah, if you guys win this bottle.
It has traveled the world, ithas nearly escaped a plane fire
and it got to spend an extranight in Paris because I missed
my connecting flight.
Ryan (16:59):
Wow, If you want us to let us know, We'll autograph it.
Myke (17:03):
They don't want that.
So here's something interestingabout this fragrance.
Okay, it was, let's see me.
Tony and Barry went to thisbooth and talked with the
gentleman who owned the company,okay, and he walked us through
it, we sprayed it, we weresmelling it, and he was kind
enough to give us bottles of it.
(17:23):
And we also got invited to thelaunch party later that night,
which was amazing, okay, butthroughout the day we kept
smelling it on our hands.
We all liked the smell of it.
But then we said, hey, does itsmell like this to you?
And I'm like no way.
And then, you know, tony wouldsay that and then barry would be
like oh, it kind of smells likethis and I'll be like no way.
And then we smelled it on eachother and all three of us.
(17:46):
It smelled insanely differenton each person different oil,
makeups.
Huh yeah, just a different bodychemistry.
But it's wild because on me itwas spicier and I think it was.
On me it was spicier and Ithink it was.
On Barry it was like it had alittle bit more bitterness to it
.
Ryan (18:02):
The best way I can describe this is on my hand you
have the spice like that subtlesweet cinnamon thing going on,
but then it's kind of moldedbetween the toothpaste thing and
also like hold on and likedental gloves that they they'd
be wearing probing around,doesn't it smell like that to
you and me?
Wow, your smell is evenstronger, like it like dentist
(18:25):
gloves or something going on.
I know that's a wild one to say, but yeah, god, that's, it
smells really good, though.
I mean, I know I'm giving thisreally obscure, wild description
of him.
Myke (18:36):
I smell like rubber gloves and toothpaste, yeah,
toothpaste.
God damn, just a trip to thedentist overall.
Ryan (18:48):
Why is it that everybody hates the dentist?
Myke (18:51):
I don't know.
I've never really had an issue.
Ryan (18:53):
I haven't either.
I mean, I fear the price tag ofthe dentist, oh God, yeah.
Myke (18:59):
I still have my wisdom teeth in because they were like,
yeah, it'll be $3,600.
I was like, fuck, Nope, Just topull them.
Yeah, because one's impacted.
So they're like we're going tohave to do the surgery on that.
They ever tell you one day youare going to have to have like,
one day you'll wake up and be,take it out the problem with
them and what they told me wasit was just the main reason why
they get rid of them foreverybody is they're so far back
(19:20):
there, it's hard to keep themclean, and they had cavities in
them, oh.
So you know, I'm just hopingthat one day it just kills me I
think they had to cut into mine.
Ryan (19:29):
I already had mine removed right before I got like braces
and stuff when I was a kid.
But man, it was the worstexperience at a dentist thing
I've ever had.
Not because it was like theywere like painful to me in the
moment, but it was like, yeah,you go in, they give you, like
you know, they make you takesomething before you get into
your nerves or kind of calm, soyou're already kind of like
whatever.
But when they put that gas onit cause they put me to sleep,
(19:50):
to take it out, cause they,you've ever been like sitting in
a chair and you just like notoff for a second like that.
Like that's how quick I was outand then in, you know yeah.
But when I came back in andthat split second, I like woke
up with a mouthful of gauze andpain and it already had happened
, already had happened.
So it's like, it's likeinstantly getting hit by a truck
or something.
Myke (20:10):
My greatest nightmare is doing that.
And then you come to and youknow everybody films the people
that come to you.
Oh yeah, and you're like fuckthat dude man, yeah, you know,
you're like going off about,like, yeah, I forgot to wear
underwear today.
Boys, no underwear for me,everybody you know, like some
(20:33):
shit, like that you know whowants to see me stroke it.
Dude, I cannot be.
Is that your biggest fear?
Yeah, I'm like that shit wouldbe so ridiculous.
I just know me, I'll take you,so you don't have to worry about
it I'll still record you yeah,you better keep that shit under
lock and key.
Ryan (20:50):
Only the patreons get to see that I'm yokey oh man,
there's no telling you knowwhat's funny is that, you know,
it was my mom at the time thattook me to do that and she was
like you were so mean toeverybody, you were cussing
(21:11):
everybody out, wanting to fightthem.
Wow, and that's totally notlike me.
Yeah, I think I was just so outof it's like the, that's the
deep inner yeah we both know.
Myke (21:23):
Whenever we went and we took that gummy in the hotel
room, oh god, and I'm likebouncing off the wall going.
I'm the king of time.
I'm like hi had to go.
Ryan (21:32):
Hey, man, they're gonna call the police.
Yeah, I'm like high having togo, hey, man.
Myke (21:35):
They're going to call the police, yeah.
Ryan (21:38):
I'm like having to like sober up to try to like calm you
down.
Yeah, I would not want to seeyou all for some grade, medical
grade shit.
Myke (21:46):
Yeah, no joke.
You guys know, if you've everhad a little THC gummy time,
just it slows down, dude, it'slike a trickle, it's fun and
it's scary.
Ryan (21:59):
Yeah, it's so wild Because you'll be like God I've been
doing this for an hour and youlook down like holy shit.
Five minutes, yeah, that's it.
Myke (22:06):
Yeah.
Ryan (22:06):
And every time I do that that gives me anxiety, Right.
I feel like I'm stuck in someparadox.
Myke (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, you're like hurry up, get, get back to
normal.
Ryan (22:14):
Yeah, look, I know there's a lot of you out there that can
wake and bake and shake andbake and whatever.
Take 50 gummies.
Yeah, for us it's like it's aplanned event when I do it, just
because I just can't live likethat.
It scares the shit out of me.
Myke (22:28):
No, I don't want that to be my reality.
Who's wearing this?
Well, your boy wore it quite abit and wore it to a party,
enjoyed it, felt like for theoccasion.
It worked well because I wasdressed up.
You know, it's about as goodlooking as I'm going to get.
Ryan (22:48):
I saw the pic, you know that's about as good a looking
as I'm going to get.
Myke (22:49):
I saw the pic you look great.
Ryan (22:51):
You look sharp.
No thanks, man.
The whole time before you lefthe's like God damn it, I'm
supposed to lose weight.
Myke (22:55):
I look like fucking I'm the same way as I was when we
were fucking bucks.
No, it's 10 pounds heavier thanlast year.
You don't look it, though.
You look thinner than.
Ryan (23:03):
I think you just had more muscle on than you did.
Maybe you're right.
I'm being serious, I wasn'tsure.
Could I tell you fat as hell?
Yeah, I love you like that?
Myke (23:16):
Well, either way, as about as fancy schmancy as I could
get You're sharp, I did get, andI was wearing this and it felt
great, so is this a dressed upfragrance, or could you wear it
casually like today?
No, I wouldn't wear it casually, you wouldn't Okay, no, I mean
I did, but that was just to likereally live in the fragrance.
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You know a little bit.
Ryan (23:40):
So you think this is your dressed up fragrance.
Myke (23:41):
I think it's kind of the same thing I said with Ruby,
really, which is, I think it'soffice plus nicer Gotcha.
I don't think it's office plusnicer Gotcha.
I don't think it's PJ pants anda hoodie.
Ryan (23:53):
I'm with you.
I wouldn't want to waste it.
Myke (23:54):
This is a good fragrance, no, it would have to be where
the event is either elevated oryour dress is elevated.
Ryan (24:01):
Yeah, Age like probably 20 and up, 25 and up, even older.
Myke (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I'm thinking maybe 30 and up.
Okay, there's a certain qualityabout this that does make it
feel a tiny bit more mature okaywhat do you?
Ryan (24:16):
think.
I think I agree.
But then there's part of methat's like it does have a
little lamal likeness to it, soit kind of makes me feel like it
can be younger.
I feel like 25 and up.
I mean I know we're splittinghairs, there's like five year
difference, but I think it's ayoung man and up.
I definitely think it leansmore masculine too.
If I could get five years, backryan I would yeah.
Myke (24:38):
Does this, when you close your eyes, take you to milan,
italy?
Well, no, I wasn't gonna saythat.
I was gonna say like to amemory or to a place.
Does it remind you of anything?
I'm?
Ryan (24:50):
laying there and the light is blinding.
Myke (24:54):
I can't even open my eyes.
Oh God, here we go.
Ryan (24:57):
And then you hear oh shit, Todd had horror music to that
oh lord, are you gonna skip it,sample it or buy it?
Myke (25:18):
what are you gonna do, ryan?
Ryan (25:21):
this is a really, really hard sample.
Okay, I would say anybody outthere, if you can get a sample
of this, definitely try it.
I think this would be in a lotof people's wheelhouse.
I think they would like this.
I I really do.
I love this.
Actually I don't know if I'dbuy it yet, but I'm pretty,
(25:44):
pretty, pretty convinced on thisone.
This one smells good.
I mean, I'm basically right nowjust gonna see how the dry down
does for the next hour or so,but I'm with you.
I think this is office and up,maybe a date night or an event,
but it smells so good.
It is you.
It's very unique.
It really is unique, veryhigh-end, unique.
I love it stands out, but it'sa hard sample for me right now
(26:06):
okay, yeah, I think that's fair.
Okay, yeah, it's a buy for me Icould tell yeah, this and this
is really deep in yourwheelhouse this is your.
Myke (26:14):
yeah, I really like it, man, I really do, and it's got
the added bonus of kind of beingtied to a few memories now as
well.
Yeah, but the smell of it'sreally great.
It did work well with kind ofthe outfit and the dressing up
and all that stuff.
I like it.
I like what it's doing.
I think it's a high qualityfragrance.
(26:34):
It had great longevity, man, Ican't say enough good things
about it.
It was a surprise to me, no,and when it comes to having like
a unique characteristic aboutit, this one just doesn't smell
like anything I've ever smelled.
Ryan (26:49):
You know, this could be a great fragrance to somebody else
besides you, mike.
Okay, and I think we need tofinally say who's taking this
from the patron.
Which one of these lovelybastards is going to be getting
this full 100 ml bottle?
Ooh, this person, I think,would smell really good in it.
They've been a patron for awhile now.
(27:11):
Tell me Good person here, mrVictor R, here in actually Texas
, you will be getting this fulljuicy bottle of Myrrh.
Myke (27:22):
Shadow 403.
It's not even going to have toleave God's country.
Ryan (27:28):
Better known as Cowboy's Country that's right which we
all know is in a sad state ofaffairs right now.
Please send your prayers andcondolences for us.
Yeah, I think this guy's goingto like it.
When you get this, you write us, you come to the community chat
on our Patreon, you let us knowwhat you think about this
fragrance, because I really likeit and I think you're going to
(27:51):
love this fragrance.
I really do.
Myke (27:53):
Yeah, it's amazing, and if you don't just shoot it right
back to us, be happy to have itback.
Ryan (28:00):
All right, that's today's episode, guys.
You know we love you Again.
Thank you, guys, for being sopatient with us this past week
or two.
We're finally back into thegroove of everything and until
next time, spray it up, y'all.
hello everybody, welcome to the cologne podcast.
Myke (00:06):
I'm mike, I'm ryan.
Hey, we're two best friends,best friends, the best of
friends.
Yes, we're going on a fragrancejourney, smelling fragrances,
giving you uneducated opinionsyeah, and you know what I just
discovered?
Ryan (00:18):
mike can do a pretty good conway twitty impression.
Myke (00:22):
Yeah, but you're gonna have to sub to the patreon if
you want to hear some shit likethat.
Ryan (00:25):
It's not the full range of the singing, it's that last
little part of a note.
He would leave.
It had a little the vocal fryon it, yeah.
Myke (00:34):
But today what are we smelling?
We're smelling, myr Shadow.
I got to go to the releaseparty of this.
Ryan (00:40):
It's from Bon Parfumere air so this was given to you at
the release party it's given tome before.
Myke (00:46):
But if I was just a sneaky bastard I could have got a
second bottle of it, but I feltlike I'd be cheating you know
what.
Maybe you should have done that.
I would have I would have likedthat I should have now, because
we're giving this away to apatreon and I already kind of
told you I'm the cat's out ofthe bag.
I've smelled this.
Yeah, I really liked it and I'mkind of bummed that I'm not
going to have it in mycollection, my collection.
(01:07):
Another person who really likedthis was 44 Shell on
Fragrantica.
Who says so beautiful Smellslike an old book in the best way
, hmm.
Ryan (01:21):
That sounds god awful.
Myke (01:23):
I think that was the only review because it's so new.
That was the only reviewbecause it's so new.
It's the only review ofsomebody who kind of acted like
they had smelled it.
Everybody else was justremarking on the notes, so okay,
well old book in the best way.
I don't really get that.
We're gonna find out becausewe're gonna dig deep into this
big juicy bottle, but first wegot to do our one night stand
(01:45):
review.
Ryan Of Ruby by Kajal.
Ryan (01:53):
He wanted me to come in and say some of the words Hit
the music, todd, fuck this guy.
Yeah, one night stand review.
Well, mike, after staying inbed with Ruby by the way, I'm
(02:13):
not saying this as a knock onanybody I really think me and
Mike may have undiagnosed ADHDsometime.
Myke (02:20):
You've mentioned that before because you keep seeing
some of the like uh, what do youcall it?
I don't know if it's symptomstype thing it's like me and mike
.
Ryan (02:29):
I find traits, yeah, off air.
We do like these weird audiblethings like he's literally there
was one time where he would doa certain noise, yeah, and it's
like he had to do it multipletimes a day.
Myke (02:42):
Yeah, it's true, I also have to finish a song.
Ryan (02:46):
Yeah.
Myke (02:46):
I have to finish the line.
I have to say the thing,Otherwise I feel like it's
trapped in my head.
Ryan (02:53):
Well, this whole week since, we've smelled this
fragrance Ruby by Kajal I hearthis.
Ruby, ruby, ruby Ruby.
Oh yeah, whatever the hellyou're singing.
Myke (03:02):
Is this a song?
Ryan (03:05):
Yeah it, oh yeah, whatever the hell you're singing, is
this a song?
Yeah, it's an actual song.
Who sings that?
I've been hearing this non-stopevery fucking day, all day,
every day.
Kaiser chiefs, ruby ruby, rubyruby.
That's all I hear.
I was like, yeah, funny dude.
Yeah, okay, don't get usfreaking, taken down by freaking
universal studios or something.
Ruby Ruby, ruby Ruby.
Yeah, so I've been dealing withthat.
(03:28):
I think we're undiagnosed withsomething, because he does that
from time to time and I do thesame thing.
Myke (03:33):
I can't help it.
Sorry, it's been so unbearablefor you, Ryan.
Well, speaking of Ruby, let'sget on to it.
What did after?
You took it home and you spentthe night rolling around in
beautiful crimson sheets?
Ryan (03:47):
with ruby, just like I said in the episode.
When he first let me smell itwithout telling me what it was,
I was like this is a gorgeousfragrance and same thing
smelling on the episode.
It smells really good.
I don't want to say it's acomplaint, it's just, it's just
a fact for me, but it's like itis.
Uh, it's very feminine, butthat's not a problem.
I think, uh, I think it's veryfeminine, but that's not a
problem.
I think it's To the rightperson.
Yeah, but I just think it doessmell really good and if you
(04:11):
love a feminine, leaningfragrance, you're going to love
that fragrance.
Myke (04:15):
Yeah, the people that are going to win on this fragrance
are you go after femininefragrances.
You want something that's alittle more mature, because when
you see all the notes on this,you just you'd assume it's going
to be really sweet.
Yeah, but it's not.
Actually, they kind of cut thatsweetness.
It has this sort of medicinalbite to it.
The thing that you're going toget and the thing that I do love
(04:38):
about kajal is the vastmajority of their fragrances.
They're so unique and sodifferent.
When you get one you gonobody's going to smell like me.
Yeah, if you try Ruby and it'sfor you, you're not going to
find a smell like that anywhereelse out there.
It's so unique.
That is the win, yeah.
So if you want a cherry, redberry type fragrance that's not
(05:02):
like any other one you'vesmelled out there, then ruby is
the way to go and I'll tell youwho got this bottle of ruby.
Ryan (05:08):
We said it last episode denise she's a patreon member.
Uh, she got this.
And we also did a extra episodewith another kajal fragrance
that I can.
Yeah, another patreon memberwild card won that, yeah and, oh
my god, we absolutely loved it.
Myke (05:23):
We went crazy on it.
Yeah, uh, if you're not apatron, you really missed out on
that episode because you got tohear ryan and I actually agree,
for once, I'd got that bottleand I wore it the vast majority
of the time I was at milan.
Yeah, I was wearing thatfragrance.
I couldn't get enough of it.
Yeah, the other fragrance Iwore was the one we're doing
today mer shadow 403 extra deparfum by bon parfum air.
Ryan (05:50):
Let's do it, man.
I'm ready to get into this fullbig juicy bottle big old slurpy
bottle love it.
Myke (06:04):
it Giving this puppy away as well.
Ryan (06:06):
Yeah, we will tell you who that is at the end of this
episode.
He's trying really hard to getthis out.
Oh fine, there you go.
You know, I like the simplicityof this bottle.
I like the design of it.
Myke (06:18):
What is that?
That's 100 mil right.
Ryan (06:19):
Yeah, it's 100 mil.
I've held a lot of 100 mils inmy hands, mike, this is
definitely 100 mil.
Yeah, I believe that.
Myke (06:36):
There we go.
Whoa, let's see if you thinkwhat I think.
Ryan (06:40):
This is very stylish.
It's kind of the vibe I'mgetting here.
Yeah, okay.
Myke (06:49):
That's really good.
You know what I kind of get.
What do you get and I likeabout it?
What Like a spicy Play-Doh?
Ryan (06:57):
Weird.
I kind of see that.
Thank God it doesn't leantotally Play-Doh, though, but I
do see where you're going withthat and it's kind of sweet,
kind of boozy, almost.
Myke (07:12):
This is styling dude.
This is kind of a long, becauseyou like, uh, disaronno, this
kind of got that sort ofsweetness, that syrupy sweetness
.
This I was not expecting tosmell like this.
Ryan (07:19):
What did you think it was going to smell like?
I don't know why, but I justheard myrrh and I just I don't
need to look, guys, I don't knowwhat myrrh smells.
Like I should probably, but Idon't.
Yeah, like I'm not following anorth star and trying to deliver
something to some babysomewhere, but you act like a
baby quite a bit, yes, but but,man, I thought it was going to
be like a dirty kind of dingysmell, that's not that at all
(07:43):
okay, is this unisex?
because I don't.
It doesn't feel unisex.
I guess it could be.
Yeah, it's unisex, the best wayI can describe this.
It's styling.
It's kind of proper.
Myke (07:53):
It feels a little dressy yeah, it has a sweetness to it,
like there's a spiciness,there's the tiniest hint of this
kind of.
Especially right right off theatomizer it kind of gives like
this Play-Doh-y type smell, nottoo much, just enough.
But then it has this spicysweetness and I wore the hell
(08:14):
out of this thing.
Ryan (08:15):
It smells really good.
I will say we've done threeepisodes.
This will be episode numberthree since you got back.
Yeah, thank God we've beensmelling good stuff.
I always hate when we gothrough like a run of light,
just like that's all right, it'sokay.
This morning I'm kind of proudthat we're actually smelling
something that feels it feels alittle different too.
You know, yeah, this does kindof have a lamal thing kind of
(08:37):
going on, and I'll tell you why.
Okay, it's got two perfumerswith this fragrance.
One of them uh, they look likethey may be fairly new, but one
of them her name is uh I hopeI'm pronouncing this right
amelia, jaquan or jaquin.
And then this other one we'veheard this name a lot,
especially if you listen to theother podcast or those other
(08:58):
dudes across from that pond shit, you know.
But we always hear them talkingabout quentin bish, quentin
bish this and quentin bish that.
And I always thought when theywere talking about this guy I
would get it confused with.
My dad wrote a porno podcast,because there's a character
named bish in that thing.
Oh, really, there's nocorrelation, obviously, because
that's a made-up character inthat.
Myke (09:19):
Some dude's dad wrote a porno I always think of new girl
and there's a character namedwinston and they call them
winnie the bish, winnie the bish.
So then I always say quinny thebish.
Ryan (09:33):
I feel like we say this every time this guy's name comes
up.
Myke (09:36):
I don't think I've explained it.
I think I just call him quinnythe bish, but but that's why
he's made no, none.
Ryan (09:43):
And he's made a few of the Lamal fragrances that's right,
One of them being like thelatest Elixir and all that.
Yeah, so it has.
If you've ever smelled Lamal,any of the Lamals, they kind of
always have that weird the bestway I can describe it when
you're smelling it as a scentprofile.
But there's like this weirdyeah.
Myke (09:58):
There's, she's like a haze .
Ryan (10:00):
Yeah right, so this has that vibe, the same kind of vibe
I can say, though it's gettinga little punched up on the skin.
I kind of like it.
Oh man, this thing is so good,it gets a little bit even more
masculine on the skin.
Myke (10:15):
It's almost like I kind of wish my car smelled like this.
It wouldn't be a bad smell, myF-150.
She's nine years old this year.
Ryan (10:26):
Wow, she's almost old enough to drive almost nearly
got 200 000 miles on it.
Myke (10:33):
God damn, are you gonna have to get a new vehicle soon?
Tried and true, god.
I hope not.
I'm knock on wood here, god, noway, I way.
I hope I get 300,000 out of her.
I hope you do too, mike.
I just want to keep riding thatgirl as long as possible.
Ryan (10:51):
You just know as soon as you leave today.
Myke (10:54):
Yeah, my freaking transmission is going to fall
out from under it.
Ryan (10:57):
Slowly turn the key and it's going to look like that
scene at a freaking casino.
Myke (11:02):
Pull up your car.
Speaking of all that nonsense,so I didn't talk about this on
the episode.
But I land in Atlanta, okay,and I'm sitting waiting for my
flight and my flight getsdelayed and all of a sudden,
over the loudspeaker in theterminal, it says this is an
(11:24):
emergency.
This is not a test.
Stand by and wait for furtherinstruction.
Again, this is an emergency.
This is not a test.
And that plays that loops overand over for like an hour.
Wow, okay, while we're sittingaround waiting, you ever know
what the emergency was?
Yes, it turns out.
One of the airplanes from theterminal I'm at takes off, gets
(11:47):
in the air, the whole cabinfills with smoke and they have
to turn around and land it back.
Ryan (11:52):
Goddamn.
Yeah, See, this is why I don'tfly.
There's that once in a millionthing and I'd be one of those
people on that plane.
Yeah, Except for if I was in it, it'd be Final Destination.
You're like half the fuckingplane Fly I'd get sucked out of
it or something.
Myke (12:08):
You know what?
Isn't it ironic?
Yeah, don't you think?
Ryan (12:13):
This smells really really good.
Yes, it does it almost.
I'm trying to describe thescent and it's so hard, which is
a good thing, by the way.
Yeah, I can't say it because Idon't want to make it.
It's going to sound bad if Isay it, just say it it has.
No, I can't, it just would makeit sound bad and it's not
(12:35):
really that.
It's like the subtleness ofthat, can't?
It just would make it sound badand it's not really that.
It's like the subtleness ofthat.
Fuck it, kill me if it's bad,but there's like this subtle,
almost like toothpaste thinggoing on.
Okay, let me just try to findthis.
It's very subtle, but it's likeclean, it's like no, I don't
get any of that.
Maybe it's's mint or something.
(12:56):
Let me look at the notes.
Maybe that would help us withthis.
Okay, you think that's going tohelp, I don't know.
Okay, so top notes are bitterorange, black currant, leaf,
grapefruit.
Middle notes are timur.
It's like T-I-M-U-R Cinnamon Ican get cinnamon in this Cypress
basil and then this cypressbasil, and then base notes are
(13:26):
myrrh.
I don't know what that smellslike cosmon I don't know what
the fuck that is.
It looks like freaking meth.
Oh interesting.
Uh, a key gala would akigala,would akigala would vanilla,
benzenoine, patchouli, musk andatlas cedar.
yeah, it's so good that is niceso this weird cosmon thing I'm
looking up the odor profile awhite musk scent, but pleasantly
sweetish oh god, some word, wedon't know.
Yeah, but it does have thisunique sweet, but it's not like
(13:49):
over the top gourmand sweet yeah, for sure.
Myke (13:53):
It's like if you came in and somebody was cooking and it
smelled like this, it wouldn'tturn you off.
It does smell edible, but youcan't put your finger on what it
smells like.
I mean what I like about thisfragrance?
It's so unique and different.
I haven't smelled anything likethis before.
It wears really well, has greatlongevity.
(14:14):
It is an interesting fragrance.
Ryan (14:16):
I swear to God, god I get like this.
I don't want to.
I'm not telling you guys thatit this is what it smells like.
It has this unique smell, butthen it's like there's a hint of
like, just like it's clean,like yeah, your toothpaste thing
.
I don't get that, I can't getout of my head, dude.
But to me I'm someone's likedamn that person.
If they wore, if they wore that, I don't know, smell good,
(14:38):
fresh breath.
Myke (14:40):
Yeah, I feel like if this smelled like some sort of food,
it would be like if I visited acountry for the first time and
they said hey, this is like acommon cookie that we make.
It's like a tea cake typecookie and it's made with fruits
and spices and they handed itto me.
I would expect it to smell likethis.
It has like a tea cake typecookie and it's made with fruits
and spices and they handed itto me.
I would expect it to smell likethis.
It has this fruity, spicynature to it.
(15:02):
Yeah, and I'd probably fuckinglove it.
You can really smell thecinnamon, by the way, to me at
least.
Yeah, there is a good amount ofthe spiciness in there.
It smells really good.
It's warm smelling it is good.
Yeah, warm smelling it is good.
Yeah, wore this one a couple oftimes, really enjoyed it.
Ryan (15:24):
Price and popularity $220 for 100 ml, that's a good price.
That's a fair price, fair price, yeah.
Popularity it's brand newpeople yeah, but still, with
eight votes, it's a four out offive Okay.
(15:45):
So right now it's trendingpopular.
I could see it being popular.
Myke (15:49):
Yeah.
Ryan (15:49):
Would you give it a high rating?
I would.
If I was going to give itbetween what and a five,
whatever, or out of five, Iwould probably say me personally
, it's like a four to a 4.1.
Okay, which is good, yeah, hmm,what do you think?
What would you rate?
I think it's above that for me.
Myke (16:07):
Yeah, what do you think?
Maybe I'm associating it withgood times as well.
But yeah, I really like it, man, it's somewhere in between a
four and a five.
To me 4.
But yeah, I really like it, man, it's somewhere in between a
four and a five.
To me, 4.5 would be good Okay.
Ryan (16:18):
I really like it.
Myke (16:19):
I'm not pulling your leg whenever I say I hate that we're
giving this away.
Ryan (16:23):
I'm with you.
I'm backing you up.
This is a really good fragrance.
I mean, it's badass, yeah.
Myke (16:30):
The atomizer is great.
I love the kind of the brandingand the look of the bottle and
this was the first time I'veever smelled this brand.
Nice, click on the cap.
There we should have done moreresearch about the brand.
Ryan (16:42):
You know, us guys, yeah, well, you know what can you do?
Myke (16:47):
Yeah, if you guys win this bottle.
It has traveled the world, ithas nearly escaped a plane fire
and it got to spend an extranight in Paris because I missed
my connecting flight.
Ryan (16:59):
Wow, If you want us to let us know, We'll autograph it.
Myke (17:03):
They don't want that.
So here's something interestingabout this fragrance.
Okay, it was, let's see me.
Tony and Barry went to thisbooth and talked with the
gentleman who owned the company,okay, and he walked us through
it, we sprayed it, we weresmelling it, and he was kind
enough to give us bottles of it.
(17:23):
And we also got invited to thelaunch party later that night,
which was amazing, okay, butthroughout the day we kept
smelling it on our hands.
We all liked the smell of it.
But then we said, hey, does itsmell like this to you?
And I'm like no way.
And then, you know, tony wouldsay that and then barry would be
like oh, it kind of smells likethis and I'll be like no way.
And then we smelled it on eachother and all three of us.
(17:46):
It smelled insanely differenton each person different oil,
makeups.
Huh yeah, just a different bodychemistry.
But it's wild because on me itwas spicier and I think it was.
On me it was spicier and Ithink it was.
On Barry it was like it had alittle bit more bitterness to it
.
Ryan (18:02):
The best way I can describe this is on my hand you
have the spice like that subtlesweet cinnamon thing going on,
but then it's kind of moldedbetween the toothpaste thing and
also like hold on and likedental gloves that they they'd
be wearing probing around,doesn't it smell like that to
you and me?
Wow, your smell is evenstronger, like it like dentist
(18:25):
gloves or something going on.
I know that's a wild one to say, but yeah, god, that's, it
smells really good, though.
I mean, I know I'm giving thisreally obscure, wild description
of him.
Myke (18:36):
I smell like rubber gloves and toothpaste, yeah,
toothpaste.
God damn, just a trip to thedentist overall.
Ryan (18:48):
Why is it that everybody hates the dentist?
Myke (18:51):
I don't know.
I've never really had an issue.
Ryan (18:53):
I haven't either.
I mean, I fear the price tag ofthe dentist, oh God, yeah.
Myke (18:59):
I still have my wisdom teeth in because they were like,
yeah, it'll be $3,600.
I was like, fuck, Nope, Just topull them.
Yeah, because one's impacted.
So they're like we're going tohave to do the surgery on that.
They ever tell you one day youare going to have to have like,
one day you'll wake up and be,take it out the problem with
them and what they told me wasit was just the main reason why
they get rid of them foreverybody is they're so far back
(19:20):
there, it's hard to keep themclean, and they had cavities in
them, oh.
So you know, I'm just hopingthat one day it just kills me I
think they had to cut into mine.
Ryan (19:29):
I already had mine removed right before I got like braces
and stuff when I was a kid.
But man, it was the worstexperience at a dentist thing
I've ever had.
Not because it was like theywere like painful to me in the
moment, but it was like, yeah,you go in, they give you, like
you know, they make you takesomething before you get into
your nerves or kind of calm, soyou're already kind of like
whatever.
But when they put that gas onit cause they put me to sleep,
(19:50):
to take it out, cause they,you've ever been like sitting in
a chair and you just like notoff for a second like that.
Like that's how quick I was outand then in, you know yeah.
But when I came back in andthat split second, I like woke
up with a mouthful of gauze andpain and it already had happened
, already had happened.
So it's like, it's likeinstantly getting hit by a truck
or something.
Myke (20:10):
My greatest nightmare is doing that.
And then you come to and youknow everybody films the people
that come to you.
Oh yeah, and you're like fuckthat dude man, yeah, you know,
you're like going off about,like, yeah, I forgot to wear
underwear today.
Boys, no underwear for me,everybody you know, like some
(20:33):
shit, like that you know whowants to see me stroke it.
Dude, I cannot be.
Is that your biggest fear?
Yeah, I'm like that shit wouldbe so ridiculous.
I just know me, I'll take you,so you don't have to worry about
it I'll still record you yeah,you better keep that shit under
lock and key.
Ryan (20:50):
Only the patreons get to see that I'm yokey oh man,
there's no telling you knowwhat's funny is that, you know,
it was my mom at the time thattook me to do that and she was
like you were so mean toeverybody, you were cussing
(21:11):
everybody out, wanting to fightthem.
Wow, and that's totally notlike me.
Yeah, I think I was just so outof it's like the, that's the
deep inner yeah we both know.
Myke (21:23):
Whenever we went and we took that gummy in the hotel
room, oh god, and I'm likebouncing off the wall going.
I'm the king of time.
I'm like hi had to go.
Ryan (21:32):
Hey, man, they're gonna call the police.
Yeah, I'm like high having togo, hey, man.
Myke (21:35):
They're going to call the police, yeah.
Ryan (21:38):
I'm like having to like sober up to try to like calm you
down.
Yeah, I would not want to seeyou all for some grade, medical
grade shit.
Myke (21:46):
Yeah, no joke.
You guys know, if you've everhad a little THC gummy time,
just it slows down, dude, it'slike a trickle, it's fun and
it's scary.
Ryan (21:59):
Yeah, it's so wild Because you'll be like God I've been
doing this for an hour and youlook down like holy shit.
Five minutes, yeah, that's it.
Myke (22:06):
Yeah.
Ryan (22:06):
And every time I do that that gives me anxiety, Right.
I feel like I'm stuck in someparadox.
Myke (22:10):
Yeah, yeah, you're like hurry up, get, get back to
normal.
Ryan (22:14):
Yeah, look, I know there's a lot of you out there that can
wake and bake and shake andbake and whatever.
Take 50 gummies.
Yeah, for us it's like it's aplanned event when I do it, just
because I just can't live likethat.
It scares the shit out of me.
Myke (22:28):
No, I don't want that to be my reality.
Who's wearing this?
Well, your boy wore it quite abit and wore it to a party,
enjoyed it, felt like for theoccasion.
It worked well because I wasdressed up.
You know, it's about as goodlooking as I'm going to get.
Ryan (22:48):
I saw the pic, you know that's about as good a looking
as I'm going to get.
Myke (22:49):
I saw the pic you look great.
Ryan (22:51):
You look sharp.
No thanks, man.
The whole time before you lefthe's like God damn it, I'm
supposed to lose weight.
Myke (22:55):
I look like fucking I'm the same way as I was when we
were fucking bucks.
No, it's 10 pounds heavier thanlast year.
You don't look it, though.
You look thinner than.
Ryan (23:03):
I think you just had more muscle on than you did.
Maybe you're right.
I'm being serious, I wasn'tsure.
Could I tell you fat as hell?
Yeah, I love you like that?
Myke (23:16):
Well, either way, as about as fancy schmancy as I could
get You're sharp, I did get, andI was wearing this and it felt
great, so is this a dressed upfragrance, or could you wear it
casually like today?
No, I wouldn't wear it casually, you wouldn't Okay, no, I mean
I did, but that was just to likereally live in the fragrance.
(23:37):
You know a little bit.
Ryan (23:40):
So you think this is your dressed up fragrance.
Myke (23:41):
I think it's kind of the same thing I said with Ruby,
really, which is, I think it'soffice plus nicer Gotcha.
I don't think it's office plusnicer Gotcha.
I don't think it's PJ pants anda hoodie.
Ryan (23:53):
I'm with you.
I wouldn't want to waste it.
Myke (23:54):
This is a good fragrance, no, it would have to be where
the event is either elevated oryour dress is elevated.
Ryan (24:01):
Yeah, Age like probably 20 and up, 25 and up, even older.
Myke (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I'm thinking maybe 30 and up.
Okay, there's a certain qualityabout this that does make it
feel a tiny bit more mature okaywhat do you?
Ryan (24:16):
think.
I think I agree.
But then there's part of methat's like it does have a
little lamal likeness to it, soit kind of makes me feel like it
can be younger.
I feel like 25 and up.
I mean I know we're splittinghairs, there's like five year
difference, but I think it's ayoung man and up.
I definitely think it leansmore masculine too.
If I could get five years, backryan I would yeah.
Myke (24:38):
Does this, when you close your eyes, take you to milan,
italy?
Well, no, I wasn't gonna saythat.
I was gonna say like to amemory or to a place.
Does it remind you of anything?
I'm?
Ryan (24:50):
laying there and the light is blinding.
Myke (24:54):
I can't even open my eyes.
Oh God, here we go.
Ryan (24:57):
And then you hear oh shit, Todd had horror music to that
oh lord, are you gonna skip it,sample it or buy it?
Myke (25:18):
what are you gonna do, ryan?
Ryan (25:21):
this is a really, really hard sample.
Okay, I would say anybody outthere, if you can get a sample
of this, definitely try it.
I think this would be in a lotof people's wheelhouse.
I think they would like this.
I I really do.
I love this.
Actually I don't know if I'dbuy it yet, but I'm pretty,
(25:44):
pretty, pretty convinced on thisone.
This one smells good.
I mean, I'm basically right nowjust gonna see how the dry down
does for the next hour or so,but I'm with you.
I think this is office and up,maybe a date night or an event,
but it smells so good.
It is you.
It's very unique.
It really is unique, veryhigh-end, unique.
I love it stands out, but it'sa hard sample for me right now
(26:06):
okay, yeah, I think that's fair.
Okay, yeah, it's a buy for me Icould tell yeah, this and this
is really deep in yourwheelhouse this is your.
Myke (26:14):
yeah, I really like it, man, I really do, and it's got
the added bonus of kind of beingtied to a few memories now as
well.
Yeah, but the smell of it'sreally great.
It did work well with kind ofthe outfit and the dressing up
and all that stuff.
I like it.
I like what it's doing.
I think it's a high qualityfragrance.
(26:34):
It had great longevity, man, Ican't say enough good things
about it.
It was a surprise to me, no,and when it comes to having like
a unique characteristic aboutit, this one just doesn't smell
like anything I've ever smelled.
Ryan (26:49):
You know, this could be a great fragrance to somebody else
besides you, mike.
Okay, and I think we need tofinally say who's taking this
from the patron.
Which one of these lovelybastards is going to be getting
this full 100 ml bottle?
Ooh, this person, I think,would smell really good in it.
They've been a patron for awhile now.
(27:11):
Tell me Good person here, mrVictor R, here in actually Texas
, you will be getting this fulljuicy bottle of Myrrh.
Myke (27:22):
Shadow 403.
It's not even going to have toleave God's country.
Ryan (27:28):
Better known as Cowboy's Country that's right which we
all know is in a sad state ofaffairs right now.
Please send your prayers andcondolences for us.
Yeah, I think this guy's goingto like it.
When you get this, you write us, you come to the community chat
on our Patreon, you let us knowwhat you think about this
fragrance, because I really likeit and I think you're going to
(27:51):
love this fragrance.
I really do.
Myke (27:53):
Yeah, it's amazing, and if you don't just shoot it right
back to us, be happy to have itback.
Ryan (28:00):
All right, that's today's episode, guys.
You know we love you Again.
Thank you, guys, for being sopatient with us this past week
or two.
We're finally back into thegroove of everything and until
next time, spray it up, y'all.
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