May 26, 2025 • 30 mins
Raspberry dreams and powdery reality? That's the unexpected journey we take when exploring Chanel's newest women's release - Chance Eau Splendide.
When a luxury house like Chanel drops a new fragrance, the fragrance community takes notice. So naturally, we had to get our hands on this latest addition to the beloved Chance lineup. At $176 for 100ml (nearly $200 with tax), the price point demands excellence, but does it deliver?
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Myke (00:03):
hello ladies and gentlemen , welcome to the clone podcast.
I'm mike, I'm ryan.
We're two best friends.
We're going on a fragrancejourney.
We're smelling brand newchanels.
Ryan (00:16):
Oh god for ladies if there's any of you still left, I
promise you this may be apretty good episode.
So we're just playing.
We're not that creepy.
I mean we're creepy, but we'renot that.
You know, I was about to saywe're somewhat creepy.
You have to forgive us.
(00:37):
We were watching a Val Venusring entrance a minute ago, so
we were like let's bring it overhere, trying to get in the mood
yeah, yeah, so we have afragrance today.
It's by chanel.
It's brand fucking new, youknow.
You ladies want to know what theguys think, right, oh yeah you
guys are worried about that Imean, admittedly, at least this
(01:03):
half, my half of the colognepodcast here is that I'm
obsessed with Chanel fragranceson women.
I do think that they smell,yeah, they just have a certain
vibe.
They're so elegant, they're sopretty, yeah, and I saw this was
a new release.
This is called.
You said it better than me.
How do you pronounce this one?
I think it's Chance EauSplendide.
Yes, we read the notes.
(01:24):
We saw raspberry.
Oh God.
Myke (01:27):
Yeah, we got sold.
I was like red berries, give me.
So this will be not really ourfirst smell on it, because we
did smell it in store, but youguys know how that is.
It's just not the same.
Ryan (01:42):
We had to bring it back to the El Studio and we did.
We got a sample.
Young lady there was, niceenough, gave us a sample, which,
by the way, everybody theretreated us so amazing that day
yeah, as soon as we opened thedoors, we didn't open the doors.
Myke (01:57):
That's the funny part.
Oh, okay, yeah, we were like,oh, we're going to Dillard's,
and the door opened for us, yes.
And then a guy was like it'sthe cologne guys that really
actually did happen, yeah likeokay, we're not used to this
type of celebratory treatment.
Ryan (02:18):
Don't let mike fully.
He was walking in.
He had a fucking whitepomeranian tucked away under his
fucking arm and fuckingsunshades on For sure.
Yeah, like a Kardashian, yeah,but no, we got hyped for this
fragrance.
We had a great experience there.
What has been on the ecosphere?
What's been echoed about thisfragrance?
Myke (02:40):
Mike, well, not everyone's hyped for it.
Elle Moreau on Fragranticaisn't hyped for it.
She said this smells like driedbaby wipes.
That's not good.
No, unless that's your sort ofthing.
Nah, that ain't my thing.
There's something to that.
But I think it's a notchagainst Chanel if you're going
(03:04):
to say it smells like thatbecause this is supposed to be a
kind of upper class smelling.
You know, when you think chanel, that's kind of what you think.
A hundred percent that's uh,they fancy, oh yeah they're on
fleek.
Ryan (03:17):
You know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, totally yeah uh,yes, the vernacular of my people
well, before we get in today'sepisode, we got to give you a
one night stand review of that.
Mason francis, kershon,fragrance kirky hit the music
todd yeah one night stand review.
(03:42):
Well, mike, after nope it's askip, it's nice yeah, remember I
said it smelled kind of likethose cream werther kind of open
cream savers.
Yeah, it did smell good openingup, but it was very light, very
light it was it was okay,playful fragrance, you y'all go
(04:04):
ahead, try it out.
Myke (04:06):
I mean, apparently, damn, what the fuck did it do to you,
dude?
I just, I don't know, some MFKfragrances are incredible,
absolutely.
I mean they are like permeatingthe fragrance community and
beyond, really.
Yeah, I mean you can't goanywhere with smelling Baccarat
Rouge or a dupe of it of somekind, absolutely.
(04:26):
But this I don't think will beof same.
You know belovedness, and Iwant to say I had even quoted
this person, like a while back.
They had said MFK is about tolaunch a fragrance that's going
to rival BR540.
And that was supposed to be theone.
I don't know and that wassupposed to be the one.
I don't know if that's supposedto be the one, but I can only
(04:47):
assume so and I'm like it'snowhere even close not even.
Ryan (04:51):
It's not even the same hemisphere, dude, it's not
sniffing it, no, no, yeah, I'mwith you.
It wasn't like it was bad, butit was like it was pretty mid
yeah, yeah, it smelled okay.
Myke (05:03):
It wasn't a powerhouse.
There's going to be people outthere that like it.
I think there are betterofferings from that house if you
want to stay loyal to the brand.
But Amorous yeah, amorous isgreat.
I'm talking to people who arelike looking for that specific
smell.
Oh, yeah, I feel like you coulddo better with Gentle Fluentity
Gold.
It's sweeter, but it is loud,very.
(05:26):
You get your money's worthAbsolutely.
Ryan (05:28):
So it's a skip from both of us, possibly a sample for you
guys.
Myke (05:32):
Yeah, exactly right.
Yeah, I wouldn't say knock ittill you try it, but get out
there you can go to.
Now pretty much all departmentstores are starting to carry MFK
or they're trying to.
This is what we're hearing.
Ryan (05:45):
Dude Dill are starting to carry mfk or they're trying to.
This is what we're hearing.
Dude dillard's has.
We're not sponsored by thesefucking guys.
Yeah, hell, if they actuallylisten to us, they'd probably
like ban us from walking intothe fucking store.
But I am shocked at how in ourlittle area, that place in the
past year has gotten like tonsof niche brands.
Now, right, yeah it is wild.
Myke (06:04):
So they've got, now they got pdm, they've got initio,
they've got joe malone, nowthey've got bond number nine,
yeah, and they're bringing inmfk.
And then the lady said they hadan opportunity to look into
creed.
But they're looking at salesnumbers and they're like the
type of volume we would need.
They only have two main onesthat really sell hard and you
(06:28):
have to carry the whole line.
And she's like we're not goingto carry the whole line just to
sell a ventus and you knowwhatever god what would be,
probably green irish tweed,maybe, maybe.
Ryan (06:38):
So that's a good one, okay .
Myke (06:40):
Well, there you go yeah, you got places you can go smell
it.
Go smell it.
It Don't spend your money on it.
Always try before you buySample, don't blind buy All
right, there you go.
Ryan (06:49):
There's our one-night stand review of Kirky by MFK.
Now let's get into thisbeautiful Chanel, probably
overhyped who knows?
We're going to find out.
Let's do it, I let's do it.
Myke (07:07):
I guess I'm going to be wearing this on the back of my
hand.
Ryan (07:08):
Are you not going to?
Myke (07:09):
wear it.
Yeah, I'm going to wear it.
Okay, here we go, curious tosee how lunch goes.
Boy raspberry hits the airfirst.
You get it.
Huh, I do get it.
Ryan (07:17):
Good lord, that's loud, it is loud, it is very sharp, very
.
Myke (07:24):
Very pretty.
A lot of the complaints in thecomment section were that it
doesn't carry the Chanel DNA.
Now you love Chanel.
Ryan (07:33):
I'm going to disagree, with one caveat, because there
are some similarities here.
Any of you people out therethat have ever smelled Ralph
Lauren, the turquoise bottle forwomen?
That's been one of my favoritestoo, growing up, and this does
kind of smell similar to that,but like grown up I felt like
(07:55):
that was for like women that Idated back when I was like in my
20s and shit.
Like I remember that smell.
I feel like this is like a moregrown up version of that, if
you like that.
So I guess in a sort of way itdoes kind of not maybe have the
chanel kind of vibe, but I don'tknow.
That opening is very chanel.
Yeah, okay already.
(08:16):
Yeah, maybe there is somethingto that.
Myke (08:18):
I don't know.
Yeah, a lot of people were alsosaying too, it just smelled,
cheap smell like some sort ofavon type, you know fragrance.
I don't know if you're justpainting my smell like some sort
of avon type.
Ryan (08:25):
You know fragrance.
I don't know if you're justpainting my picture in my head
right now and, like you know,using the force on me to make me
think a certain way, but it is.
You're bringing me down rightnow.
Myke (08:33):
I'm not trying to.
I mean, you did ask me what theinterweb said.
I'm just throwing it out thereit is very quickly losing the
chanel vibe, hmm I'm gonna haveto give it a minute because I'm
gonna be real pretty damn strong, yeah, but I do like what I'm
smelling, though it doesn'tsmell bad.
(08:54):
Here's where the flaw in ourapproach is gonna be.
I find it very hard to make awoman smell bad.
I mean, women are just I'vesaid it before god's greatest
creation.
In my opinion, it's really hardto mess that up I concur.
Ryan (09:20):
Yeah, I believe you on that one.
I mean, we've been to the scentroom before and we've been told
that a woman specifically camein and bought this bottle, this
fragrance called Neanderthalyeah, that's right, which was
very rough.
Yeah, I'm like, what woman iswearing this shit?
It's like you want to go meetthem or you don't.
This isn't bad, but I am gonnasay it is drying down to not
(09:54):
really be very chanel.
Chanel definitely has like atleast to me some of the ones
very high-end, almost astringentkind of like in the tone of the
fragrance.
I know that's like a weirdthing.
Myke (10:02):
You always say oh, it smells like I'm in a nail salon.
Ryan (10:05):
Yeah, especially the Coco Mademoiselle, like the EDT, edp,
like they just smell, like I'mat a nail salon.
You know, you think nail salonsa bunch of beautiful women
getting prepped, or me and yougetting our freaking feet did.
Yeah, we've done that too.
So hell, throw, throw the guysin there.
Myke (10:21):
I miss that.
I miss a good pedicure.
Ryan (10:25):
You know what's funny about that.
You know I'm a big DallasCowboys fan.
I know that's going to go overreally well with the audience.
Look, I'm born and raised incowboy country.
It's just.
It is what it is.
Myke (10:36):
If you've listened to any amount of time, you know.
You already know.
Ryan (10:39):
Well, there's a guy who's a former player he also played
for the Patriots.
His name is Jesse Holly and hewas just recently talking about
his routine for prepping foreach week before a game and
every single week on a WednesdayI think he's the way he said.
He went and got a fuckingpedicure Every fucking week.
Myke (10:58):
Wednesday is typically my pamper day too.
That's when I shave my head andtrim my beard up, Trim my
fingernails if I need to.
Why Wednesday?
It's just kind of middle of theweek and then it kind of rolls
over into the next week.
Yeah, it's why Monday I alwayslook the shittiest.
You want that Thursday, Friday,to be the king.
(11:20):
You know I don't like this onthe skin.
It's very powdery on the skin.
Ryan (11:26):
The baby wipe thing is actually real.
I'm getting that Especially onthe skin.
Myke (11:32):
On this Taster Strip.
It smells fruitier, it smells alittle bit more playful, argue,
a little bit wetter, whereasit's a little more dry, powdery
smelling on the skin.
Yeah, go on, I like it betteron the card.
This is why they can get youfools.
(11:52):
They spray a bunch of cards andyou go I'll buy it, I'll spend
150 bucks.
Ryan (11:59):
Speaking of 150 bucks, let me go ahead and give you the
price and popularity on this badboy.
You ready for?
Myke (12:12):
the price, buddy, I'm ready.
Hit me with the price andpopularity of it, ryan.
Ryan (12:18):
For 100 ml of this bad boy , $176 plus tax, which I know
what the tax is on it now it'slike $199 pretty much.
Myke (12:29):
That's a lot.
That's a lot for this, and youare not going to get a discount
on that.
You're not going to find that.
Ryan (12:34):
No discount whatsoever.
It ain't happening Popularitywith.
I mean it is brand new, but italmost has 1,000 votes.
That also shows you how popularChanel is.
This is brand fucking new.
It got some votes.
Can you guess it looks likeyou're about to say a three
something.
Myke (12:52):
You, son of a bitch, 3.72.
Ryan (12:55):
Okay, so I mean we're upper passing grade, but that
might be one of the lowerratings we've done on the show.
I think, hmm, I think passinggrade, but that might be one of
the lower ratings we've done onthe show, I think.
I think, I don't know.
Myke (13:06):
it seems when they're numbers like that, when it's
middle of the road, then it's apolarizing scent yeah, if I were
to just compare this, the luckyher, yeah, the one million
lucky her is that sweetraspberry, and I mean you can
probably get that dirt cheap.
Yeah, I think it's better thanthis dude, because I don't get.
(13:29):
Yeah, I don't get that likestrong chanel vibe I don't
either.
Ryan (13:33):
It's really worn off.
It's almost kind of bitter in away.
Myke (13:37):
I don't know man, this is quickly going downhill yeah, but
at the same time and I thinkthis just goes into it now we've
said it on the reverse too,when we've been like ladies,
does it really matter if theguy's dressed nice, he's got his
shit together, if he justsmells decent, yeah, that works.
Yeah, I think it's the same way.
(13:58):
If a pretty lady wore this, youthink we'd be buying into it.
I wouldn't be complaining.
I wouldn't be like ew, yourperfume.
But when I smell it on a dumbidiot like myself or you, I
don't know, man, I'm not likingthis vibe.
Ryan (14:12):
I don't know if I'd be as down as you are.
I'm down.
Myke (14:17):
Ladies, it doesn't take much.
It takes very minimal effort.
Ryan (14:29):
For most guys.
I'm just being honest.
I mean, we already know, we'vetalked about this before.
Men wear fragrances for womenmost of the time.
Yeah, women wear fragrances forthemselves.
Yeah, that's probably right.
Definitely, I'm not saying thatto be ugly about.
I'm just going like is thattrue, ladies?
Do you wear fragrances like youwear eyelashes?
Yeah, that's probably right,definitely.
I'm not saying that to be uglyabout it.
I'm just going like Is thattrue, ladies?
Myke (14:45):
Do you wear fragrances like you wear eyelashes?
Because y'all aren't competinglongest eyelashes with dudes,
yeah they don't.
Ryan (14:52):
You know what I?
Myke (14:52):
mean it's amongst yourselves.
You guys are competing withthat type of stuff Like who has
the least wrinkly forehead, likewe're out here giving a fuck.
Ryan (15:04):
we couldn't care less off subject, but on the subject of
fragrances, when we were in thestore the other day.
Yeah, maybe this is a fragrancephilosophy question, but
anybody can answer this.
If, at your leisure, is thefragrance industry about to be
at a bubble?
Is it about about to pop?
Because that was a nice soundeffect.
Good job, that was not put in.
(15:24):
That was him.
That was really accurate,michael Winslow.
We're in there and God blessthis lady.
She was selling the hell out ofeverything.
Myke (15:36):
Super nice lady, by the way.
Ryan (15:38):
Yeah.
Myke (15:39):
Yeah, yeah.
Ryan (15:40):
We get into.
This is one of two sections weget into.
This is one of two sections weget into, like you know, a one
brand, shall I say it?
Myke (15:47):
yeah, you guys will know what we're talking about she
gets into the initio brand rightand I've heard this spiel
before that was my first time,oh I've heard it multiple times
as soon as it started, I likeimmediately checked out of the
brand.
Ryan (15:58):
So maybe head note, I think it's just because she
didn't have conviction.
Myke (16:01):
She didn't.
No, she was like reading it offa card.
That's right, because it's new.
It's new to them.
You got to give her a littlebit of credit, but basically
they're like oh, it's got theseoverdose chemicals in it that
affects your whatever part ofyour brain that lifts mood or
lifts this sort of thing.
We kind of want to believe thatwe, when we get a fragrance, if
(16:25):
they told us, I mean, I've sentyou a hundred of these ads that
I want us to do on a specificfragrance but they do this thing
where it's like you spray this,it affects part of the brain.
You know, guys are always likehey, give me the one that
affects the horny maker.
You know, like it's true, likeor just like hey, give me the
horny maker one.
Ryan (16:45):
You know and, of course, the female version of this is
like makes you feel better, yeah, lifts your mood, gives you
confidence, gives you that youknow girly pop, girl boss, sort
of you know, and all the guysit's like the one he's talking
about legitimately has women,like saying the wildest shit.
Myke (17:07):
We're going to yeah, we're going to do an episode on it
and gross levels, we're going tohave to have to bring in a lady
, some lady, some or somenon-relative lady that we can
try this out on.
I mean, not for our sake, butyeah, all of it's like they
(17:28):
spray it and then the girl'slike I'm leaving my boyfriend
for you.
It's like shit, like that, orlike immediately, she's like I'm
gonna suck your.
Yeah, it's, it's rough, it'scrazy.
We all know it's bullshit forsure.
Yeah, we still keep spending190 something, bucks.
Uh, who the hell's wearing thisthing?
(17:52):
I want to say it's like thegirl version of the guy we
always talk about.
Okay, that's, you know, they'vebought the same thing for a
while.
Then now they're gonna try thenew flanker of it.
They're, you know, on theirthird chance flanker.
Okay, this is new.
Yeah, oh, it's got raspberrybag it up.
Ryan (18:15):
And when they got this back, were they impressed or do
you think they were let down?
Myke (18:19):
no, I don't think they think much about it really.
Yeah, because I remember, dude,I used to wear fragrances that
now I'd be like I can't believeI used to wear that.
I smell them now and I'm like,nope, which one's that Really
ripped abs?
No, not really.
I'm trying to think.
I mean, I had Hollister for awhile, but I probably still
don't like it.
Ryan (18:39):
I think it was Dylan Blue, because we both used to wear
that and I think now you're likethere's something about Dylan
Blue that makes me sick when Iwear it.
Myke (18:52):
No, it was the first day we wore it.
I really liked the opening,really really liked it, yeah.
And then I remember two hourslater I had like a shoot and I
was like, what do you think ofthis?
And they're like, oh, it's okay.
And then I smelled.
I was like, oh, it's likereally aquatic, yeah, I'm like.
Then I was like, oh my god, dothey think I smell like a wet
dog?
they don't mike oh, I hate thataquatic stuff, man, you really
(19:12):
do, I have a I have a hard timewith it.
Ryan (19:15):
In my opinion, I feel like aquatic stuff is like one of
the most natural masculine typeof sense for a man to wear.
I'm serious yeah, huh I mean, Iknow it's like, it like makes
sense in my brain at least, likeI can't explain it, but just
just like you know men are wet,gotta be wet.
Myke (19:35):
I mean, it makes sense.
Ryan (19:36):
Salty citrusy.
Myke (19:38):
Yeah, every dude in every cologne commercial is coming out
of the water.
Yeah, you know, they're always,even in cool water.
The cool water boy, cool water.
Ryan (19:52):
Yeah, that is kind of a strange thing to think about.
Pretty much every fragrance adever is coming out of the water.
Myke (19:58):
What is the story of that?
I mean, deep down, they'reprobably just like drench
yourself.
Ryan (20:06):
Do we need to have body positive ads?
Like men, fat like me comingout of the fucking water.
Myke (20:12):
Probably.
This is beautiful at every sizeor whatever type thing.
This does not exist for men.
Come on, y'all.
We know that, we absolutelyknow that and actually we saw it
with Victoria's Secret.
They did it.
They did like sorry listeners,they did plus size stuff and
sales tanked Really and thenthey went back on it and yeah,
(20:33):
they change on that sort ofstuff.
It's human nature, guys.
I'm not saying that's what welike, yeah I don't care, I don't
care, I don't care either.
I mean, guys, we just know itdoesn't exist.
There isn't a single ken dollout there, that's like you know,
carrying a bunch of visceralfat around, that's like I don't
(20:55):
know.
Has receding hairline right.
Ryan (21:00):
Do you want there to be one?
Myke (21:02):
no, they're like I don't know.
For me, that's where I I gointo.
It's like look, this ispeople's jobs.
To look beautiful, oh, yeah,expect that.
Yeah, that's why they'regetting paid.
They've achieved something thata normal person can't achieve.
They actually say there aremore millionaires than there are
(21:22):
people with six-pack absyear-round.
Really, yeah, that's a realstat.
That's a real stat.
That's crazy.
Yeah, because it's impossibleto maintain that.
Ryan (21:32):
Hey, why are these people fucking?
Myke (21:34):
fat shaming me.
Then, man, what the fuck?
I just don't think it's it.
I don't look at anybody elseand go I wish I had that or I
wish I don't know.
And I know it's like humannature, but for me I'm never
upset.
If somebody's got a shitload ofmoney, I'm never like well,
that is going to affect megetting money.
(21:54):
Or if I see somebody that haslike a completely shredded body,
I'm not, I'm never mad at it.
I'm like OK, this guy probablydoesn't get to eat pizza when he
wants.
He probably has incredibly lowsex drive.
I'm like this guy's fuckingmiserable.
Ryan (22:12):
You think?
Myke (22:12):
because he's in such good shape he has low sex drive.
I'm like this guy's fuckingmiserable.
You think because he's in suchgood shape he has low sex drive?
Yeah, if you drop down below acertain body fat percentage,
really your sex drive tanks,absolutely, hello, exactly, see,
see what I'm talking about.
Yeah, imagine that you got asurplus of sex drive, right, I
mean, you're like a tanker.
Ryan (22:37):
Are you going to skip it?
Myke (22:39):
Sample or buy it.
What are you going to do, Ryan?
Ryan (22:44):
As many of you listeners know, if you've listened here,
steve's always commenting heloves it, he hates it.
By the end of it, he tells it.
You know, yeah, yeah, you're.
You're wishy-washy right now.
If it continues this way, thetester strip smells pretty
fucking amazing.
Are you serious, after all thatshit talking dude?
Myke (23:05):
wow, I still do not like the hand yeah, why are going to
carry that tester strip in yourback pocket all day?
Ryan (23:15):
Yeah, I'm going to carry around and see what happens, but
I mean, right now I'd say it'sa strong sample.
Yeah, I do have to say theopening's nice.
It's not 100% Chanel,definitely does not feel like
Chanel drying down, but what I'msmelling right now, the tester
strip does smell, smell good.
So I'm going to say it's atleast a sample.
(23:35):
Right now you can go into anydepartment store pretty much and
probably smell this.
Go smell it and see what youthink, spray it on you, walk
away, wear it for the day.
Myke (23:43):
Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't be bad if you were going
shopping to not wear a fragrancethat day and just go.
This is going to seem weird,but I want to actually wear this
.
I'm going to spray a little biton my clothes, a little bit on
my skin.
I want to see how it wears.
Ryan (23:56):
Look for real and don't do the mistake of wearing a couple
of different ones to smell from.
Just pick one.
Yeah, I think this would besomething to try.
You may end up liking it.
Right now, the tester shirtsmells pretty good.
Myke (24:09):
If you're a lady out there , no one is going to complain if
you wear this.
No, they're probably not.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna circle all the wayback around to what I was saying
at the beginning because don'tget it twisted.
Whenever I was like victoria'ssecret, you know I'm like ladies
you're beautiful, no matterwhat.
You're beautiful just like youare.
You shouldn't be trippingbecause, dudes, we love you most
(24:34):
of us yeah, it's easy for youguys, a little bit harder for us
yeah, man, I think men ingeneral are just wired in such a
way where if we like something,it's it's down.
I mean, that's just the case,you don't have to do too much.
(24:55):
You know chasing?
Ryan (24:58):
Yeah, they're just like Mike, order a three.
Myke (25:03):
I think she's in love with me.
I've had this argument withsome of my gal friends because
I'm like guys.
Literally guys will go.
That girl was smiling at me.
Yeah, I think she likes me andI'll be like dude.
It's her job to smile.
Ryan (25:21):
You're at a strip club?
Myke (25:24):
Not there.
I've already announced on theshow I've, as an adult, I've
never been to a strip club.
But no, you just kind of go.
I guys are just desperatelylooking for signals that like,
yeah, do they like me because Ilike them, it just doesn't take
much for us if you're, if you'rekind, if you got a nice smile,
(25:44):
you could wear chanel, you couldwear a zaro, whatever I will
not say a name of who thisperson is, but when I was in my
I don't know mid-20s, me and abuddy went to go eat at a burger
king, uh-huh, and there was ayoung lady obviously working the
cash register.
Ryan (26:03):
This is like 2010 or 11 I'm thinking somewhere around
there.
Okay, and she had like themousiest voice, uh-huh, super
innocent looking.
She had to be all of I don'tknow fucking 18 or 19 I know who
this is, oh yeah, and hecouldn't stop thinking about her
while we're eating.
(26:23):
He literally got like tears inhis eyes.
Yeah, she doesn't need tofucking work here, man.
Myke (26:30):
I'm like what the fuck dude, I just want to save her.
Like fucking hero, complex.
Yeah, what the fuck dude?
Guys are just built that way.
And I've talked some of my galfriends would be like, no, we're
like that too.
We think that, you know, everyguy who smiles is, you know, is
into us.
But I'm just like I think, guys, god knows what we're looking
(26:52):
for.
Ryan (26:52):
Yeah, but, ladies, I think you're overthinking it they're
not trust me because they're notoverthinking about how guys are
like with the opposite sex.
They're just not no, they, they.
Myke (27:04):
They know that we're pretty like desperate and oh god
there's so many times.
Ryan (27:08):
dude it just like.
I know we're kind of gettinginto a little something here,
but it's fine.
I don't believe in the wholelike doing the like, swiping,
right shit.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm justlike that is.
Myke (27:22):
They need to just get rid of all that shit.
Ryan (27:24):
If you're a guy and you're listening to me, get the fuck
off that.
It is not built for you.
Buddy, I'm telling you, I don'tcare if you got eight pack abs.
Myke (27:34):
Oh my God.
Well, this is what we complainabout all the time, right?
Everybody goes.
I don't want him to see me justbased on my looks and then it's
like I'm going to get on it.
I'm going to go to a dating appwhere the first thing they
judge you on is your looks, 100%.
You know what I mean, god.
Look at.
Love is blind.
Ryan (27:51):
For god's sake I will not say who this is again different
person.
But even they are trying tospeed run the, the oh, yeah,
yeah.
Myke (28:03):
So it's like I know this separate person but I know this
person as well.
They're just swiping on everypicture, every single photo they
go back and go which onesconnect with me so it's like
there's nothing for either side.
Ryan (28:16):
There's nothing really good happening there.
Yeah, look it's.
It's gonna take a while, guys.
I know you want your fuckingfries fast, but find a hobby.
You said this find a hobby, orfind them in the workplace
without getting fucking canceled.
Myke (28:31):
Don't, you can't.
You have to date Guys, you haveto date your boss if she's a
female, guys, you can't datedown.
Okay, you can date up, youcan't date down in the workplace
.
Ryan (28:43):
But it's just like you got to get out there.
That's the best way.
And look, it may take a minuteminute.
I'm not even going to sugarcoatit it's.
It may take longer than a yearor two or three.
We've been there, we've had dryspells, huh right right, yeah,
okay, young men, I'm just goingto speak to you specifically
right now go out.
Myke (29:05):
I love that this episode is for women we're talking to
the men out there.
Well, I mean, you know they needa little bit of guidance.
Let unky, mike and ryan talk toyou for a second here.
Listen to me.
Figure your life out, figureout who you are 100, get into
things you enjoy and look.
If you want somebody that isgoing to match you and have
(29:27):
common, you know, interest, yeah, then do that.
You want somebody thatprioritizes fitness and is
excited about the things youwant to do on the weekend, like
5ks and shit.
Then get into a running cluband then find people in that
group that enjoy those samethings.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, go to the fucking libraryevery day.
Yeah, I mean we're basicallyyou got to treat it like we
(29:50):
treat business.
I literally have thisconversation with ryan where I'm
like you go out, you network,you get around people, you find
commonalities, you know thatsort of a thing.
That's the truth.
Nobody wants a superficialrelationship, but the only way
to date now is this superficialshit I don't think it's the only
way.
Ryan (30:08):
I think it's what people pigeonhole to themselves.
It's the only way.
Myke (30:10):
I think it's what people have pigeonholed to themselves.
It's the common like suggestedway Because it's easy, so easy.
But we already know somethinggreat never comes easy.
It takes effort.
If everything great was so easy, then everybody would have it
great.
But nobody has it great becauseshit takes a lot of effort and
nobody likes to give effort anduntil next time, spray it up
(30:33):
y'all.
hello ladies and gentlemen , welcome to the clone podcast.
I'm mike, I'm ryan.
We're two best friends.
We're going on a fragrancejourney.
We're smelling brand newchanels.
Ryan (00:16):
Oh god for ladies if there's any of you still left, I
promise you this may be apretty good episode.
So we're just playing.
We're not that creepy.
I mean we're creepy, but we'renot that.
You know, I was about to saywe're somewhat creepy.
You have to forgive us.
(00:37):
We were watching a Val Venusring entrance a minute ago, so
we were like let's bring it overhere, trying to get in the mood
yeah, yeah, so we have afragrance today.
It's by chanel.
It's brand fucking new, youknow.
You ladies want to know what theguys think, right, oh yeah you
guys are worried about that Imean, admittedly, at least this
(01:03):
half, my half of the colognepodcast here is that I'm
obsessed with Chanel fragranceson women.
I do think that they smell,yeah, they just have a certain
vibe.
They're so elegant, they're sopretty, yeah, and I saw this was
a new release.
This is called.
You said it better than me.
How do you pronounce this one?
I think it's Chance EauSplendide.
Yes, we read the notes.
(01:24):
We saw raspberry.
Oh God.
Myke (01:27):
Yeah, we got sold.
I was like red berries, give me.
So this will be not really ourfirst smell on it, because we
did smell it in store, but youguys know how that is.
It's just not the same.
Ryan (01:42):
We had to bring it back to the El Studio and we did.
We got a sample.
Young lady there was, niceenough, gave us a sample, which,
by the way, everybody theretreated us so amazing that day
yeah, as soon as we opened thedoors, we didn't open the doors.
Myke (01:57):
That's the funny part.
Oh, okay, yeah, we were like,oh, we're going to Dillard's,
and the door opened for us, yes.
And then a guy was like it'sthe cologne guys that really
actually did happen, yeah likeokay, we're not used to this
type of celebratory treatment.
Ryan (02:18):
Don't let mike fully.
He was walking in.
He had a fucking whitepomeranian tucked away under his
fucking arm and fuckingsunshades on For sure.
Yeah, like a Kardashian, yeah,but no, we got hyped for this
fragrance.
We had a great experience there.
What has been on the ecosphere?
What's been echoed about thisfragrance?
Myke (02:40):
Mike, well, not everyone's hyped for it.
Elle Moreau on Fragranticaisn't hyped for it.
She said this smells like driedbaby wipes.
That's not good.
No, unless that's your sort ofthing.
Nah, that ain't my thing.
There's something to that.
But I think it's a notchagainst Chanel if you're going
(03:04):
to say it smells like thatbecause this is supposed to be a
kind of upper class smelling.
You know, when you think chanel, that's kind of what you think.
A hundred percent that's uh,they fancy, oh yeah they're on
fleek.
Ryan (03:17):
You know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, totally yeah uh,yes, the vernacular of my people
well, before we get in today'sepisode, we got to give you a
one night stand review of that.
Mason francis, kershon,fragrance kirky hit the music
todd yeah one night stand review.
(03:42):
Well, mike, after nope it's askip, it's nice yeah, remember I
said it smelled kind of likethose cream werther kind of open
cream savers.
Yeah, it did smell good openingup, but it was very light, very
light it was it was okay,playful fragrance, you y'all go
(04:04):
ahead, try it out.
Myke (04:06):
I mean, apparently, damn, what the fuck did it do to you,
dude?
I just, I don't know, some MFKfragrances are incredible,
absolutely.
I mean they are like permeatingthe fragrance community and
beyond, really.
Yeah, I mean you can't goanywhere with smelling Baccarat
Rouge or a dupe of it of somekind, absolutely.
(04:26):
But this I don't think will beof same.
You know belovedness, and Iwant to say I had even quoted
this person, like a while back.
They had said MFK is about tolaunch a fragrance that's going
to rival BR540.
And that was supposed to be theone.
I don't know and that wassupposed to be the one.
I don't know if that's supposedto be the one, but I can only
(04:47):
assume so and I'm like it'snowhere even close not even.
Ryan (04:51):
It's not even the same hemisphere, dude, it's not
sniffing it, no, no, yeah, I'mwith you.
It wasn't like it was bad, butit was like it was pretty mid
yeah, yeah, it smelled okay.
Myke (05:03):
It wasn't a powerhouse.
There's going to be people outthere that like it.
I think there are betterofferings from that house if you
want to stay loyal to the brand.
But Amorous yeah, amorous isgreat.
I'm talking to people who arelike looking for that specific
smell.
Oh, yeah, I feel like you coulddo better with Gentle Fluentity
Gold.
It's sweeter, but it is loud,very.
(05:26):
You get your money's worthAbsolutely.
Ryan (05:28):
So it's a skip from both of us, possibly a sample for you
guys.
Myke (05:32):
Yeah, exactly right.
Yeah, I wouldn't say knock ittill you try it, but get out
there you can go to.
Now pretty much all departmentstores are starting to carry MFK
or they're trying to.
This is what we're hearing.
Ryan (05:45):
Dude Dill are starting to carry mfk or they're trying to.
This is what we're hearing.
Dude dillard's has.
We're not sponsored by thesefucking guys.
Yeah, hell, if they actuallylisten to us, they'd probably
like ban us from walking intothe fucking store.
But I am shocked at how in ourlittle area, that place in the
past year has gotten like tonsof niche brands.
Now, right, yeah it is wild.
Myke (06:04):
So they've got, now they got pdm, they've got initio,
they've got joe malone, nowthey've got bond number nine,
yeah, and they're bringing inmfk.
And then the lady said they hadan opportunity to look into
creed.
But they're looking at salesnumbers and they're like the
type of volume we would need.
They only have two main onesthat really sell hard and you
(06:28):
have to carry the whole line.
And she's like we're not goingto carry the whole line just to
sell a ventus and you knowwhatever god what would be,
probably green irish tweed,maybe, maybe.
Ryan (06:38):
So that's a good one, okay .
Myke (06:40):
Well, there you go yeah, you got places you can go smell
it.
Go smell it.
It Don't spend your money on it.
Always try before you buySample, don't blind buy All
right, there you go.
Ryan (06:49):
There's our one-night stand review of Kirky by MFK.
Now let's get into thisbeautiful Chanel, probably
overhyped who knows?
We're going to find out.
Let's do it, I let's do it.
Myke (07:07):
I guess I'm going to be wearing this on the back of my
hand.
Ryan (07:08):
Are you not going to?
Myke (07:09):
wear it.
Yeah, I'm going to wear it.
Okay, here we go, curious tosee how lunch goes.
Boy raspberry hits the airfirst.
You get it.
Huh, I do get it.
Ryan (07:17):
Good lord, that's loud, it is loud, it is very sharp, very
.
Myke (07:24):
Very pretty.
A lot of the complaints in thecomment section were that it
doesn't carry the Chanel DNA.
Now you love Chanel.
Ryan (07:33):
I'm going to disagree, with one caveat, because there
are some similarities here.
Any of you people out therethat have ever smelled Ralph
Lauren, the turquoise bottle forwomen?
That's been one of my favoritestoo, growing up, and this does
kind of smell similar to that,but like grown up I felt like
(07:55):
that was for like women that Idated back when I was like in my
20s and shit.
Like I remember that smell.
I feel like this is like a moregrown up version of that, if
you like that.
So I guess in a sort of way itdoes kind of not maybe have the
chanel kind of vibe, but I don'tknow.
That opening is very chanel.
Yeah, okay already.
(08:16):
Yeah, maybe there is somethingto that.
Myke (08:18):
I don't know.
Yeah, a lot of people were alsosaying too, it just smelled,
cheap smell like some sort ofavon type, you know fragrance.
I don't know if you're justpainting my smell like some sort
of avon type.
Ryan (08:25):
You know fragrance.
I don't know if you're justpainting my picture in my head
right now and, like you know,using the force on me to make me
think a certain way, but it is.
You're bringing me down rightnow.
Myke (08:33):
I'm not trying to.
I mean, you did ask me what theinterweb said.
I'm just throwing it out thereit is very quickly losing the
chanel vibe, hmm I'm gonna haveto give it a minute because I'm
gonna be real pretty damn strong, yeah, but I do like what I'm
smelling, though it doesn'tsmell bad.
(08:54):
Here's where the flaw in ourapproach is gonna be.
I find it very hard to make awoman smell bad.
I mean, women are just I'vesaid it before god's greatest
creation.
In my opinion, it's really hardto mess that up I concur.
Ryan (09:20):
Yeah, I believe you on that one.
I mean, we've been to the scentroom before and we've been told
that a woman specifically camein and bought this bottle, this
fragrance called Neanderthalyeah, that's right, which was
very rough.
Yeah, I'm like, what woman iswearing this shit?
It's like you want to go meetthem or you don't.
This isn't bad, but I am gonnasay it is drying down to not
(09:54):
really be very chanel.
Chanel definitely has like atleast to me some of the ones
very high-end, almost astringentkind of like in the tone of the
fragrance.
I know that's like a weirdthing.
Myke (10:02):
You always say oh, it smells like I'm in a nail salon.
Ryan (10:05):
Yeah, especially the Coco Mademoiselle, like the EDT, edp,
like they just smell, like I'mat a nail salon.
You know, you think nail salonsa bunch of beautiful women
getting prepped, or me and yougetting our freaking feet did.
Yeah, we've done that too.
So hell, throw, throw the guysin there.
Myke (10:21):
I miss that.
I miss a good pedicure.
Ryan (10:25):
You know what's funny about that.
You know I'm a big DallasCowboys fan.
I know that's going to go overreally well with the audience.
Look, I'm born and raised incowboy country.
It's just.
It is what it is.
Myke (10:36):
If you've listened to any amount of time, you know.
You already know.
Ryan (10:39):
Well, there's a guy who's a former player he also played
for the Patriots.
His name is Jesse Holly and hewas just recently talking about
his routine for prepping foreach week before a game and
every single week on a WednesdayI think he's the way he said.
He went and got a fuckingpedicure Every fucking week.
Myke (10:58):
Wednesday is typically my pamper day too.
That's when I shave my head andtrim my beard up, Trim my
fingernails if I need to.
Why Wednesday?
It's just kind of middle of theweek and then it kind of rolls
over into the next week.
Yeah, it's why Monday I alwayslook the shittiest.
You want that Thursday, Friday,to be the king.
(11:20):
You know I don't like this onthe skin.
It's very powdery on the skin.
Ryan (11:26):
The baby wipe thing is actually real.
I'm getting that Especially onthe skin.
Myke (11:32):
On this Taster Strip.
It smells fruitier, it smells alittle bit more playful, argue,
a little bit wetter, whereasit's a little more dry, powdery
smelling on the skin.
Yeah, go on, I like it betteron the card.
This is why they can get youfools.
(11:52):
They spray a bunch of cards andyou go I'll buy it, I'll spend
150 bucks.
Ryan (11:59):
Speaking of 150 bucks, let me go ahead and give you the
price and popularity on this badboy.
You ready for?
Myke (12:12):
the price, buddy, I'm ready.
Hit me with the price andpopularity of it, ryan.
Ryan (12:18):
For 100 ml of this bad boy , $176 plus tax, which I know
what the tax is on it now it'slike $199 pretty much.
Myke (12:29):
That's a lot.
That's a lot for this, and youare not going to get a discount
on that.
You're not going to find that.
Ryan (12:34):
No discount whatsoever.
It ain't happening Popularitywith.
I mean it is brand new, but italmost has 1,000 votes.
That also shows you how popularChanel is.
This is brand fucking new.
It got some votes.
Can you guess it looks likeyou're about to say a three
something.
Myke (12:52):
You, son of a bitch, 3.72.
Ryan (12:55):
Okay, so I mean we're upper passing grade, but that
might be one of the lowerratings we've done on the show.
I think, hmm, I think passinggrade, but that might be one of
the lower ratings we've done onthe show, I think.
I think, I don't know.
Myke (13:06):
it seems when they're numbers like that, when it's
middle of the road, then it's apolarizing scent yeah, if I were
to just compare this, the luckyher, yeah, the one million
lucky her is that sweetraspberry, and I mean you can
probably get that dirt cheap.
Yeah, I think it's better thanthis dude, because I don't get.
(13:29):
Yeah, I don't get that likestrong chanel vibe I don't
either.
Ryan (13:33):
It's really worn off.
It's almost kind of bitter in away.
Myke (13:37):
I don't know man, this is quickly going downhill yeah, but
at the same time and I thinkthis just goes into it now we've
said it on the reverse too,when we've been like ladies,
does it really matter if theguy's dressed nice, he's got his
shit together, if he justsmells decent, yeah, that works.
Yeah, I think it's the same way.
(13:58):
If a pretty lady wore this, youthink we'd be buying into it.
I wouldn't be complaining.
I wouldn't be like ew, yourperfume.
But when I smell it on a dumbidiot like myself or you, I
don't know, man, I'm not likingthis vibe.
Ryan (14:12):
I don't know if I'd be as down as you are.
I'm down.
Myke (14:17):
Ladies, it doesn't take much.
It takes very minimal effort.
Ryan (14:29):
For most guys.
I'm just being honest.
I mean, we already know, we'vetalked about this before.
Men wear fragrances for womenmost of the time.
Yeah, women wear fragrances forthemselves.
Yeah, that's probably right.
Definitely, I'm not saying thatto be ugly about.
I'm just going like is thattrue, ladies?
Do you wear fragrances like youwear eyelashes?
Yeah, that's probably right,definitely.
I'm not saying that to be uglyabout it.
I'm just going like Is thattrue, ladies?
Myke (14:45):
Do you wear fragrances like you wear eyelashes?
Because y'all aren't competinglongest eyelashes with dudes,
yeah they don't.
Ryan (14:52):
You know what I?
Myke (14:52):
mean it's amongst yourselves.
You guys are competing withthat type of stuff Like who has
the least wrinkly forehead, likewe're out here giving a fuck.
Ryan (15:04):
we couldn't care less off subject, but on the subject of
fragrances, when we were in thestore the other day.
Yeah, maybe this is a fragrancephilosophy question, but
anybody can answer this.
If, at your leisure, is thefragrance industry about to be
at a bubble?
Is it about about to pop?
Because that was a nice soundeffect.
Good job, that was not put in.
(15:24):
That was him.
That was really accurate,michael Winslow.
We're in there and God blessthis lady.
She was selling the hell out ofeverything.
Myke (15:36):
Super nice lady, by the way.
Ryan (15:38):
Yeah.
Myke (15:39):
Yeah, yeah.
Ryan (15:40):
We get into.
This is one of two sections weget into.
This is one of two sections weget into, like you know, a one
brand, shall I say it?
Myke (15:47):
yeah, you guys will know what we're talking about she
gets into the initio brand rightand I've heard this spiel
before that was my first time,oh I've heard it multiple times
as soon as it started, I likeimmediately checked out of the
brand.
Ryan (15:58):
So maybe head note, I think it's just because she
didn't have conviction.
Myke (16:01):
She didn't.
No, she was like reading it offa card.
That's right, because it's new.
It's new to them.
You got to give her a littlebit of credit, but basically
they're like oh, it's got theseoverdose chemicals in it that
affects your whatever part ofyour brain that lifts mood or
lifts this sort of thing.
We kind of want to believe thatwe, when we get a fragrance, if
(16:25):
they told us, I mean, I've sentyou a hundred of these ads that
I want us to do on a specificfragrance but they do this thing
where it's like you spray this,it affects part of the brain.
You know, guys are always likehey, give me the one that
affects the horny maker.
You know, like it's true, likeor just like hey, give me the
horny maker one.
Ryan (16:45):
You know and, of course, the female version of this is
like makes you feel better, yeah, lifts your mood, gives you
confidence, gives you that youknow girly pop, girl boss, sort
of you know, and all the guysit's like the one he's talking
about legitimately has women,like saying the wildest shit.
Myke (17:07):
We're going to yeah, we're going to do an episode on it
and gross levels, we're going tohave to have to bring in a lady
, some lady, some or somenon-relative lady that we can
try this out on.
I mean, not for our sake, butyeah, all of it's like they
(17:28):
spray it and then the girl'slike I'm leaving my boyfriend
for you.
It's like shit, like that, orlike immediately, she's like I'm
gonna suck your.
Yeah, it's, it's rough, it'scrazy.
We all know it's bullshit forsure.
Yeah, we still keep spending190 something, bucks.
Uh, who the hell's wearing thisthing?
(17:52):
I want to say it's like thegirl version of the guy we
always talk about.
Okay, that's, you know, they'vebought the same thing for a
while.
Then now they're gonna try thenew flanker of it.
They're, you know, on theirthird chance flanker.
Okay, this is new.
Yeah, oh, it's got raspberrybag it up.
Ryan (18:15):
And when they got this back, were they impressed or do
you think they were let down?
Myke (18:19):
no, I don't think they think much about it really.
Yeah, because I remember, dude,I used to wear fragrances that
now I'd be like I can't believeI used to wear that.
I smell them now and I'm like,nope, which one's that Really
ripped abs?
No, not really.
I'm trying to think.
I mean, I had Hollister for awhile, but I probably still
don't like it.
Ryan (18:39):
I think it was Dylan Blue, because we both used to wear
that and I think now you're likethere's something about Dylan
Blue that makes me sick when Iwear it.
Myke (18:52):
No, it was the first day we wore it.
I really liked the opening,really really liked it, yeah.
And then I remember two hourslater I had like a shoot and I
was like, what do you think ofthis?
And they're like, oh, it's okay.
And then I smelled.
I was like, oh, it's likereally aquatic, yeah, I'm like.
Then I was like, oh my god, dothey think I smell like a wet
dog?
they don't mike oh, I hate thataquatic stuff, man, you really
(19:12):
do, I have a I have a hard timewith it.
Ryan (19:15):
In my opinion, I feel like aquatic stuff is like one of
the most natural masculine typeof sense for a man to wear.
I'm serious yeah, huh I mean, Iknow it's like, it like makes
sense in my brain at least, likeI can't explain it, but just
just like you know men are wet,gotta be wet.
Myke (19:35):
I mean, it makes sense.
Ryan (19:36):
Salty citrusy.
Myke (19:38):
Yeah, every dude in every cologne commercial is coming out
of the water.
Yeah, you know, they're always,even in cool water.
The cool water boy, cool water.
Ryan (19:52):
Yeah, that is kind of a strange thing to think about.
Pretty much every fragrance adever is coming out of the water.
Myke (19:58):
What is the story of that?
I mean, deep down, they'reprobably just like drench
yourself.
Ryan (20:06):
Do we need to have body positive ads?
Like men, fat like me comingout of the fucking water.
Myke (20:12):
Probably.
This is beautiful at every sizeor whatever type thing.
This does not exist for men.
Come on, y'all.
We know that, we absolutelyknow that and actually we saw it
with Victoria's Secret.
They did it.
They did like sorry listeners,they did plus size stuff and
sales tanked Really and thenthey went back on it and yeah,
(20:33):
they change on that sort ofstuff.
It's human nature, guys.
I'm not saying that's what welike, yeah I don't care, I don't
care, I don't care either.
I mean, guys, we just know itdoesn't exist.
There isn't a single ken dollout there, that's like you know,
carrying a bunch of visceralfat around, that's like I don't
(20:55):
know.
Has receding hairline right.
Ryan (21:00):
Do you want there to be one?
Myke (21:02):
no, they're like I don't know.
For me, that's where I I gointo.
It's like look, this ispeople's jobs.
To look beautiful, oh, yeah,expect that.
Yeah, that's why they'regetting paid.
They've achieved something thata normal person can't achieve.
They actually say there aremore millionaires than there are
(21:22):
people with six-pack absyear-round.
Really, yeah, that's a realstat.
That's a real stat.
That's crazy.
Yeah, because it's impossibleto maintain that.
Ryan (21:32):
Hey, why are these people fucking?
Myke (21:34):
fat shaming me.
Then, man, what the fuck?
I just don't think it's it.
I don't look at anybody elseand go I wish I had that or I
wish I don't know.
And I know it's like humannature, but for me I'm never
upset.
If somebody's got a shitload ofmoney, I'm never like well,
that is going to affect megetting money.
(21:54):
Or if I see somebody that haslike a completely shredded body,
I'm not, I'm never mad at it.
I'm like OK, this guy probablydoesn't get to eat pizza when he
wants.
He probably has incredibly lowsex drive.
I'm like this guy's fuckingmiserable.
Ryan (22:12):
You think?
Myke (22:12):
because he's in such good shape he has low sex drive.
I'm like this guy's fuckingmiserable.
You think because he's in suchgood shape he has low sex drive?
Yeah, if you drop down below acertain body fat percentage,
really your sex drive tanks,absolutely, hello, exactly, see,
see what I'm talking about.
Yeah, imagine that you got asurplus of sex drive, right, I
mean, you're like a tanker.
Ryan (22:37):
Are you going to skip it?
Myke (22:39):
Sample or buy it.
What are you going to do, Ryan?
Ryan (22:44):
As many of you listeners know, if you've listened here,
steve's always commenting heloves it, he hates it.
By the end of it, he tells it.
You know, yeah, yeah, you're.
You're wishy-washy right now.
If it continues this way, thetester strip smells pretty
fucking amazing.
Are you serious, after all thatshit talking dude?
Myke (23:05):
wow, I still do not like the hand yeah, why are going to
carry that tester strip in yourback pocket all day?
Ryan (23:15):
Yeah, I'm going to carry around and see what happens, but
I mean, right now I'd say it'sa strong sample.
Yeah, I do have to say theopening's nice.
It's not 100% Chanel,definitely does not feel like
Chanel drying down, but what I'msmelling right now, the tester
strip does smell, smell good.
So I'm going to say it's atleast a sample.
(23:35):
Right now you can go into anydepartment store pretty much and
probably smell this.
Go smell it and see what youthink, spray it on you, walk
away, wear it for the day.
Myke (23:43):
Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't be bad if you were going
shopping to not wear a fragrancethat day and just go.
This is going to seem weird,but I want to actually wear this
.
I'm going to spray a little biton my clothes, a little bit on
my skin.
I want to see how it wears.
Ryan (23:56):
Look for real and don't do the mistake of wearing a couple
of different ones to smell from.
Just pick one.
Yeah, I think this would besomething to try.
You may end up liking it.
Right now, the tester shirtsmells pretty good.
Myke (24:09):
If you're a lady out there , no one is going to complain if
you wear this.
No, they're probably not.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna circle all the wayback around to what I was saying
at the beginning because don'tget it twisted.
Whenever I was like victoria'ssecret, you know I'm like ladies
you're beautiful, no matterwhat.
You're beautiful just like youare.
You shouldn't be trippingbecause, dudes, we love you most
(24:34):
of us yeah, it's easy for youguys, a little bit harder for us
yeah, man, I think men ingeneral are just wired in such a
way where if we like something,it's it's down.
I mean, that's just the case,you don't have to do too much.
(24:55):
You know chasing?
Ryan (24:58):
Yeah, they're just like Mike, order a three.
Myke (25:03):
I think she's in love with me.
I've had this argument withsome of my gal friends because
I'm like guys.
Literally guys will go.
That girl was smiling at me.
Yeah, I think she likes me andI'll be like dude.
It's her job to smile.
Ryan (25:21):
You're at a strip club?
Myke (25:24):
Not there.
I've already announced on theshow I've, as an adult, I've
never been to a strip club.
But no, you just kind of go.
I guys are just desperatelylooking for signals that like,
yeah, do they like me because Ilike them, it just doesn't take
much for us if you're, if you'rekind, if you got a nice smile,
(25:44):
you could wear chanel, you couldwear a zaro, whatever I will
not say a name of who thisperson is, but when I was in my
I don't know mid-20s, me and abuddy went to go eat at a burger
king, uh-huh, and there was ayoung lady obviously working the
cash register.
Ryan (26:03):
This is like 2010 or 11 I'm thinking somewhere around
there.
Okay, and she had like themousiest voice, uh-huh, super
innocent looking.
She had to be all of I don'tknow fucking 18 or 19 I know who
this is, oh yeah, and hecouldn't stop thinking about her
while we're eating.
(26:23):
He literally got like tears inhis eyes.
Yeah, she doesn't need tofucking work here, man.
Myke (26:30):
I'm like what the fuck dude, I just want to save her.
Like fucking hero, complex.
Yeah, what the fuck dude?
Guys are just built that way.
And I've talked some of my galfriends would be like, no, we're
like that too.
We think that, you know, everyguy who smiles is, you know, is
into us.
But I'm just like I think, guys, god knows what we're looking
(26:52):
for.
Ryan (26:52):
Yeah, but, ladies, I think you're overthinking it they're
not trust me because they're notoverthinking about how guys are
like with the opposite sex.
They're just not no, they, they.
Myke (27:04):
They know that we're pretty like desperate and oh god
there's so many times.
Ryan (27:08):
dude it just like.
I know we're kind of gettinginto a little something here,
but it's fine.
I don't believe in the wholelike doing the like, swiping,
right shit.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm justlike that is.
Myke (27:22):
They need to just get rid of all that shit.
Ryan (27:24):
If you're a guy and you're listening to me, get the fuck
off that.
It is not built for you.
Buddy, I'm telling you, I don'tcare if you got eight pack abs.
Myke (27:34):
Oh my God.
Well, this is what we complainabout all the time, right?
Everybody goes.
I don't want him to see me justbased on my looks and then it's
like I'm going to get on it.
I'm going to go to a dating appwhere the first thing they
judge you on is your looks, 100%.
You know what I mean, god.
Look at.
Love is blind.
Ryan (27:51):
For god's sake I will not say who this is again different
person.
But even they are trying tospeed run the, the oh, yeah,
yeah.
Myke (28:03):
So it's like I know this separate person but I know this
person as well.
They're just swiping on everypicture, every single photo they
go back and go which onesconnect with me so it's like
there's nothing for either side.
Ryan (28:16):
There's nothing really good happening there.
Yeah, look it's.
It's gonna take a while, guys.
I know you want your fuckingfries fast, but find a hobby.
You said this find a hobby, orfind them in the workplace
without getting fucking canceled.
Myke (28:31):
Don't, you can't.
You have to date Guys, you haveto date your boss if she's a
female, guys, you can't datedown.
Okay, you can date up, youcan't date down in the workplace
.
Ryan (28:43):
But it's just like you got to get out there.
That's the best way.
And look, it may take a minuteminute.
I'm not even going to sugarcoatit it's.
It may take longer than a yearor two or three.
We've been there, we've had dryspells, huh right right, yeah,
okay, young men, I'm just goingto speak to you specifically
right now go out.
Myke (29:05):
I love that this episode is for women we're talking to
the men out there.
Well, I mean, you know they needa little bit of guidance.
Let unky, mike and ryan talk toyou for a second here.
Listen to me.
Figure your life out, figureout who you are 100, get into
things you enjoy and look.
If you want somebody that isgoing to match you and have
(29:27):
common, you know, interest, yeah, then do that.
You want somebody thatprioritizes fitness and is
excited about the things youwant to do on the weekend, like
5ks and shit.
Then get into a running cluband then find people in that
group that enjoy those samethings.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, go to the fucking libraryevery day.
Yeah, I mean we're basicallyyou got to treat it like we
(29:50):
treat business.
I literally have thisconversation with ryan where I'm
like you go out, you network,you get around people, you find
commonalities, you know thatsort of a thing.
That's the truth.
Nobody wants a superficialrelationship, but the only way
to date now is this superficialshit I don't think it's the only
way.
Ryan (30:08):
I think it's what people pigeonhole to themselves.
It's the only way.
Myke (30:10):
I think it's what people have pigeonholed to themselves.
It's the common like suggestedway Because it's easy, so easy.
But we already know somethinggreat never comes easy.
It takes effort.
If everything great was so easy, then everybody would have it
great.
But nobody has it great becauseshit takes a lot of effort and
nobody likes to give effort anduntil next time, spray it up
(30:33):
y'all.
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