July 1, 2025 • 37 mins
🎧 Cruise Hookups, Glow Party Drama & Sticky Floors: Summer in the Lifestyle
Summer’s heating up, and so are the stories. In this episode, The Professor and Mrs. Doll dish on an unexpected swinger encounter aboard a vanilla cruise—yes, while surrounded by family. Then it's on to Glow Too, the Midwest's hottest glow party, where mansion meetups, paint-streaked bodies, and questionable floor conditions await.
It’s wild. It’s sweaty. It’s a lifestyle summer survival guide straight from the party hosts themselves.
💬 In This Episode:
- Swinger confessions from a cruise ship getaway
- Can you “count it” if the other couple wasn’t out?
- Everything you need to know for Glow Too 2025
- Glitz by Jax, boob paint contests, and pre-party prep
- Why white t-shirts aren’t glow party outfits
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🎙️ Credits:
- Hosts: The Professor, Mrs. Doll
- Produced by: Down & Dirty Productions
- Music by: Victoria
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(01:05):
it seems like. Well, not in this sense in the
setting of recording for the podcast.
Yeah, it's been a while. We.
Haven't been on the same sessionin a while.
Yeah, yeah. Been lifing.
Been lifing it up. So tonight we have Miss Doll,
myself and my lovely wife. Remember we got in trouble last
time Miss Doll wasn't on here when we got in trouble for not
(01:25):
giving the proper intro you seemto.
Do that a lot and it it doesn't,it doesn't matter whether I'm
here or I'm not. You always fail to get problem
you. Know what that sounds like?
That sounds like Chuck D and hisfour wives.
At some point in someone else's problem.
He you wanted to be someone else's problem.
That sounds like it's the Dean'sproblem.
You should just like the enter Igive no.
(01:47):
She's like, no, I don't. Why comment on that?
No, but the Dean is here with ustonight.
So yeah, we're going to talk to a couple of things.
Talk about a couple of things with you guys, Miss Doll.
So when is the last time I saw you against?
We talked about the birthday party.
I think I've I've seen you there.
(02:09):
Man, Yeah, the birthday party. Oh, wait, that was Jax's
birthday party, right? And then we did.
May was the birthday party. I mean, it was the birthday
party. Skin.
And then at Skin, we were there at Skin, our very first.
Was that your first ever skin? That was our very first brass
(02:31):
rail. Yep.
So how did you like it? What did you think?
Give us your critique of the skin event.
It it was good. There was a heck of a lot more
people that I thought that were going to be there for one.
I also did not know what tiny that space was.
You didn't listen. This means you did not listen to
the episode when we talked aboutit.
No, I did. Well, what do you What was her
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description of it? The Dean said it is quaint or
cozy. What did you use?
Yeah, I think it was quaint or cozy, one of the two, but yeah.
It was code for small as hell. Code for small You know, we did
have ourselves some good male pole dancers.
That was slightly entertaining to watch for what a good hour
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and a half baby. Harassed me the whole time.
He was like, you care if I go? I was like, Nah, dude, Just
Dance. This little dude was a pole
dancer or something. He just, he worked for them, you
know, I'm talking about he's like an amateur pole dancer or
whatever. He just.
Kept He literally had a hat on that said I love poles or
something like that. I don't even remember what the
heck I. Said, I mean, gay bar the dude
(03:37):
the. Dude rocked it like he he rode
that pole like he's done it several times before.
Then you know, he ended up stripping his.
Shirt got to you. Gotta get loose, gotta get
funky. Yeah, you know what?
I think he just got F and sweatyand started sticking to the pole
in the ways he shouldn't have been sticking and.
(03:57):
Come down the park. And then an husband from a
couple had joined in. That was even more entertaining
because he is not a pole dancer.He did a fabulous job holding in
there, I will tell you that much.
But I'm pretty sure there were quite a few people who were very
grateful when the pole dancers that actually know how to do it
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kinda. Let the professional take over.
Showed up to do the dance. Nice.
Did you stay downtown? Did you guys like go out after?
Yeah, we went over to Sneaky Pete's after that.
Oh yeah. How was that?
Yeah, it gets real. Like sneaky.
People think swinger events are crazy.
You got a sneaky Pete's out there.
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Midnight sneaky. Pete's Oh my God.
Actually. When we rolled up in there, it
was it was still pretty quiet. Oh, for real?
Yeah. And then about the time that we
left, which was probably about maybe 1231 o'clock, give or take
that we finally she can finish took off from that.
(05:02):
So yeah, that was. Fun.
Were there a lot of us in there or was it still the regular?
There actually was, there was a large, there was a large group
that had walked over. So I don't know, about 20 of us
had walked over and then there was.
We went upstairs to sneak. That was the first time I've
been upstairs dancing in a sneaky piece in probably like
15-16 years. And it was crazy watching the
crowd because like, there was girls up there with dresses,
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like see through shit on with like thongs underneath.
It's the most scantily clad. But when people started dancing
in there, first people were watching the girls and stuff
like that, but then it was like they didn't care.
There was young girls over therekissing.
They was doing the same shit. We was doing sneaky peezes.
And then there's one guy that's always there, like we've gone a
couple of times into Sneaky Peek.
(05:44):
One super short guy likes shorter than I am, and that's
saying a lot. OK, so I feel tall in that
moment. I'm not sure.
Little Hispanic dude, I don't know.
But he's like, anyway, we call him the little creeper little
Mexican, because he does. He just literally parks himself
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right next to that tower that's next to the dance pools.
But yeah, that's got the mirrorsand everything.
Exactly. And he just stands there in one
spot and just watches everyone around him.
And he does get handsy. Like we've got him a couple of
times. It's like.
But he's always there. Like every time we go, he is
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there. So he has got to be like some
sort of regular that just like hops in, you know, like our
goober guys that come in that just want pictures and stuff,
you know? Yeah, I kind of feel like this
is what that guy does. Yeah.
But on a different. Level little creeper like needs
his own Facebook page or something.
Something I don't know, but yeah.
So he just stands in one spot with his drink and he just like
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watches everyone. He's hilarious.
But he's always there. Every time we're there, he's
there. He just, you just got to find
him. You know, it's always
interesting when we have the brass row events because
afterwards that's the only time I ever get to go out to like
nightclub settings, like whetherit's the Gay 90s or Sneaky Peach
or something like that. And it either lets me know that
(07:09):
I should get out more. For a split second I'm like,
damn, no. She starts laughing for this
second. I'm like, damn, I need to be
downtown. I need to get back out.
And then I'm like, I'm way too over this shit.
Unless she's laughing because she's like, if I say let's get
out more, I'll be on the couch. Like I'm not going nowhere.
Especially in the summertime. No, that's OK.
(07:31):
What you laughing at so hard for?
Because I know you, we'd go out and then you're like, well, I'm
ready to go. I will be ready to go.
You're right. Oh, you didn't come to the pool
party. Well, I.
Didn't we didn't get it to do that one because we had a
tournament? Uh huh.
(07:53):
Did you at least? Win we had based off.
Worth it? Yes, it was worth it.
They did. They were able to punch their
ticket to state, so that was awesome.
It sounds like a sound like a bitter free pill though.
Is they going to state? What will you be missing next
because of state then? I'm sure it's something.
Yeah, I don't. Let me see.
(08:14):
Let's see. That is in oh, the ambassador's
event. Yes, that's going to be a good
one, but. We will be.
We'll take pictures. You can't.
You can't. Really take it away from the
kids when they go 5 year old in the whole tournament.
Like mediocrity finally pays off.
Like they've been playing bullshit baseball all this time.
(08:35):
Now for he's like, come on, whatdo you do all that mediocrity
for? Yeah, and then they had one.
Yeah, right after. I mean, it's been yeah, life we
fried. Last week we let people like you
talk about this and how it affects and impacts your swinger
weekends. Me and the Dean look at each
(08:56):
other and we both have this glimmer in our eyes.
We never had kids. That happened about every hour
that we were on the cruise, yeah.
Oh, 10 minutes every 10 minutes.Yeah.
So, yeah. So now you kind of got where I'm
going. Most of everything has been just
(09:19):
straight up life and since then.But what about you guys?
I know you guys were on vacationthe same time we were on.
Yeah, the cruise that she just mentioned, we were with family.
So it wasn't like a lifestyle cruise or anything like that,
but we did, we did have a lifestyle experience.
The Dean and I, as you've, if you've listened to this podcast
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before, you know that the Dean and I have never, ever wrangled
in a vanilla couple. It's something that we were, I
know, but this time I'm prefacing it.
We've never done you're messing it up.
We've never done a vanarity. Were you hunting?
No, we were not. We were not hunting.
(10:00):
We were just sitting there minding our own business and we
were with our family. Now, mind you, we had eighteen
of us and our families around and we're sitting at a bar and
my brother, the Prince is being his usual Prince self and he
stands up and he's like somebody's barking at somebody
and the Dean says you need to drink a water.
And when you say that, my brother stands up and goes, I
(10:20):
could drive right now. And there's a couple sitting
behind him And the lady pipes upand stands up and goes, he
cannot drive right now. I've been sitting here with him
for the last 20 minutes and he'sfucked up so.
That's how about. Right.
Yeah. So this couple, like he cannot.
So the lady's like, I see her look at me across the bar when
she says this. And.
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And the Dean goes, they're brothers.
They're not mad at each other. They're brothers.
And the lady looks at me like she gives me this weird look.
So now we move to, if you ever been on a cruise ship, you know,
they do different events in all these different rooms.
So they move from one room to now the nightclub room, right.
So we're in the nightclub room and the Prince comes up to me in
the nightclub and he goes, you see that girl and that couple
over there? I was like, yeah, the ones from
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upstairs, he goes, I think they're fucking swingers.
I said why? I said why do you think so?
And he goes, I don't know. She been acting real flirty with
me. I was like, she got me a weird
look upstairs. Unbeknownst to us, at the same
time the Dean is having a conversation with them.
Now you tell them what you were talking with them about at this
time. Well witnessed that there was
some mine dance on or something and the professors mother was
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dancing and this woman woman is going behind her and like doing
this and I was like, what is shedoing?
I was like they're about to they're going to like freak out
if they see her doing this to the professor's mom.
So I like kind of distracted herfrom like continuing.
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I don't even remember what I did, but I like, I don't know, I
think I said something to her orsomething.
So then she turned around and was doing something else.
I think she was started talking to your cousin at that point.
Your little 23 year old cousin or however. 24 year old.
Cousin. Yeah, she was in around.
There wasn't she? I was.
Going to score one way to fucking otherwise, you know, get
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one of. Those I start talking to the
husband and I just said, are youguys swingers?
And he, like, kind of was startled.
And he was like, yeah, how did you know?
And I was like I could just. Tell they gave it away.
Yeah, I think you gave away there.
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So now me and my brother are talking about this and she walks
up at the same time and I go heythe Prince was just saying that
he thinks they're swingers and the dingoes they are.
I was like how do you know she goes?
I asked them, So we're like, oh,you knew whatever, it's nothing
to do. Was like, yeah, good eye.
You was telling her good eye, whatever.
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So about an hour passes. You would say we're up there for
about an hour and then you come over to me and you're like, he
just asked me, do we want to go back to their room?
And I was like, and I was like, now I know me.
You say you want to go back to the room.
I was going to find a way to getthe fuck up out of there.
So I asked her. I was like, what do you think?
And she was like, I don't know, like this wasn't an and I don't
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know, like I know the and I don't know levels.
This wasn't like I don't know, I'm not fucking into it.
This was an ad. I don't know, there's more to
it. So I said, well, why don't you
know she goes and she goes. They don't do separate room.
And I was like, I don't know, fuck it up, Smith.
They're willing to try. I mean, if they're going to do
some swinging shit on a cruise ship fucking on a fucking
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Wednesday night, they might try separate room tonight.
I said ask them, right? I said ask them.
So she's like hell no. Now the second hand I don't know
means there was something else now this part was cute y'all
this part was cute. I said what's the real reason I.
Don't. There's a like a sales person
get to the real no here. Like what is the real no?
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I said, what's going on? She goes, I'm not shaved.
I said, Oh my God, that's the hang up here.
That's not one. You know what?
That is a real problem sometimes, OK, But you're not
even for it, not even for you guys.
Sometimes it's uncomfortable forus.
(14:23):
Yeah, there's still hair. It's like a baby bird.
It's not you that. Makes me feel really good.
The level of hair you're getting, you can't grow like a
70s Bush you try to remove. And when she said this like I
was like this is the hang up. And it looks even worse because
I had hair removal and it looks like a baby bird as you say.
(14:47):
I'm saying you're usually not hairy down here.
And I was like, listen, if go ask him, I said, if that's hang
up from then we're not doing it.I said I guarantee that the
point there, the Prince is stillstanding here and the Prince
goes, he's definitely not going to turn it down for no fucking
hair. Oh, she goes back and asks him,
and the guy comes back and like,yeah, I don't give a fuck.
So now we have to figure out howto get out of here.
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My whole family's here at this point.
Yeah, everyone. 17 people. Some of my family have already
seen this woman dancing with my mom and my cousins, and they're
already. The the 23 year old cousin was
like that girl's what did he kept saying she's she's tripping
or. Something they thought she was
going to get my, my, the Prince in trouble because she kept
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talking to him while the husbandwas there, not knowing that he
knew. You see what I'm saying?
And. He already had it figured out.
You knew and we had told them that he.
Knew your cousin was saying likeshe's flirting with me and her
husband's just sitting right. There.
So they was kind of freaking out.
So I was like, here's how we gotto get out of here.
You guys have to leave first, right?
You guys have to leave 1st and then we're going to follow you.
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And they were like, no, come on,we're just going to stay at the
club. Don't have us leave here and do
you guys on show and we could have just stayed at the club and
party. So I could see their hesitation
and I was like, no, man, you have to leave and then we'll
meet you down there. So they left and we gave them
ample time to go away, right? We got on an elevator.
We get down there on a fucking elevator.
We're walking to their room. I heard Ding on the elevator.
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Look behind us. It's them.
They weren't even fucking there yet.
She wanted to go get pizza or some shit, remember?
So we would have knocked on her door and they fucking would have
been there. Yeah, they questioned us about
not fucking being there. So we end up going in the room
and now listen, this is this is significant too, because we
figured, did we figure it out ever?
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When's the last time we played in the same room together?
It's been years. Between 20 21.
Halloween 2021 is the last time that what is about to occur is
about to occur. All right, So we go in there and
me and Dean are rusty on our signals.
You know what I mean? Like.
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I. Don't even know.
I couldn't even tell you. Right.
We were rusty on our signals. This is like a fucking
introduction back into the wow. So we go in this room, we pair
off separate rooms, same room style.
They're on the bed and I take the little fucking Ottoman
thing. Boom, we start going out.
Of course, you go to the chair on the.
(17:17):
Go to drink so I go right here and we start fucking around
right and the girl goes so they go all right who has the condoms
and the girl grab go grab my back.
She pulls out two like promotional condoms she has and
there's only two in this bag andwe're like oh shit there's only
two. She's like all right so through
the guy one through me one me and her start fucking around.
(17:38):
Boom 3 strokes and the condom breaks and I'm like what the
fuck And she's like we only havetwo right.
So I said, guess what I did preemptively, y'all, when we
were in the club, I told the Prince, I said here's what I
need you to do because I was anticipating that we were going
to make this thing go separate room.
So I said Prince, I need you to go to your room because I know
he had a bunch of shit. I said throw some clothes on my
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bed in case I do a separate roomand I'm another room.
I can smoothly just reach over and already have them there, you
know what I mean? So I had him go do that.
So I said I'll be right back. So here I am running through a
fucking whole cruise ship. I'm on the second, I'm on the
8th floor, they're on the 2nd floor.
I have to run full blast back toa oh fucking cruise ship.
Go upstairs, grab these condoms,come back.
I'm thinking now I'm in trouble zone.
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I said when I get back, if this dude ain't laying fucking pipe,
the Dean's going to be ready to get the fuck up out of there.
So I get back. Luckily for me, it's still going
on. So we finish up the Dean loser.
We, we finish up. But the whole thing was is that
we were scared the whole time because we were scared that our
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family was going to see us creeping around this fucking
cruise ship. All 17 people were right in the
same like not close to each other like door to door like Rd.
like yeah. Yeah, but we successfully pulled
this off. This is like bucket list stuff
for us people. In our almost 30 years of doing
this, we have this is the closest.
(19:06):
Like, all right, you be the judge, Mr. All.
Does this count as us getting a vanilla cut?
No. No.
She called it if she called it if she called it and asked them,
called them out on being swingers.
And we met them in a total vanilla setting.
It wasn't a swingers club. It wasn't anything like that,
no. No, no, no.
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I'm sure there's this is just like the casino thing.
Oh, you know my shit back at me.Oh it.
I like it. I like that a good one.
Yeah. If it doesn't work in a casino,
it's not going to work on a cruise.
We're just talking like a coupleof like facts here, though.
They're swingers, but we didn't know they were swingers for
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sure. You see what I'm saying?
And we met them in a vanilla setting, like we met swingers at
Applebee's, but we didn't know they were swingers.
We wouldn't have. I I have a feeling that they had
feelers out on it too and they could see something.
And was trying to figure it out so they went poking in I.
Think they were just wondering what out there saying, what they
(20:10):
caught, you know what I mean? That was my opinion.
I I think it counts sort of likewe had to talk about.
No. Yeah, I'm counting it.
No, it's like the airport thing.Miss Doll, let me ask you this.
Do you think, do you think if you flew to Colombia, but you
only had a layover in Colombia and then you ended up flying to
(20:31):
Peru and you stayed in Peru, right?
Have you been to Colombia? If you've only ever been to the
airport, you've been to Colombia, right?
Yeah, 'cause you're on the, you're in, you're in there,
you've landed. In your dinner there you bought
a souvenir, there they taxing it.
No. That's not what I think of this
as. Like I've been like, this is a
vanilla type deal for me. It's a vanilla setting, I mean.
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It's like, it's like driving through a state, like when
you're on a route. Exactly.
I you can say you've been there now you drove through it, but
no, I still don't think that this counts the same way because
then again, it falls under the same thing that you're
critiquing me on the whole casino thing.
They go in so I get it. You're going to call that one.
Then I get to call the casino and it's.
(21:14):
I'm counting this in my vanilla couple bucket.
Count it Dean. Thank you for checking this out.
My bucket list. No, they were not vanilla.
That was not their first time. It was not.
It was not. Then they even got some other
some girls, some really sexy girl.
Afterwards I found out the little black chick, I was like,
(21:35):
damn, they're fucking racking them up.
I think they came on the cruise to fucking convert people.
They were good at I. Have a feeling that they had a
color in mind and you. Oh my God, you put that.
Oh my God, you put. That it was very PC.
That was very PC. Good one, Miss Doll.
(21:56):
He. Literally just did.
I mean like, there was you, there was your brother, there
was your cousin. Now there was some really hot
chick, a black chick. To be fair, the cousin looks
like he's white. He could be, Definitely.
Yeah, he's he's. OK, I see.
What you're saying, Miss Doll? Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see. We've invited them to Halloween,
(22:19):
so we'll see if they make it. We thought they come to
Minnesota sometime. We found out, but but yes, that
was our that's what we did. That's what we got to do.
Since you haven't heard from us.Then like the next day at the
pool I see them with their two like.
Their chairs. And I was like, my gosh, yeah,
your mom. Do I say hi mom?
(22:40):
Is 30. Yeah, I love your hands.
So what else do we have coming up then, since we're talking
about? Well, in the future, a couple of
things coming up. We have let me talk to the Sioux
Falls people first since the print is Mia tonight.
I don't know what he's doing, but let me pick up his slack
(23:00):
once again. We're going to be having a meet
and greet the weekend of July 20th is that Saturday, I believe
in Sioux Falls. It's going to be downtown Sioux
Falls. You could check on front of
Facebook group. I think it's on there.
Don't hold me to that. I don't go on those, but it will
be on C&D. We can go and check out for the
meet and greet. July 20th, come on out.
(23:21):
We try to get everyone out a little bit in the summertime.
It's a little harder in Sioux Falls because we got people that
travel so far to those events. We got people coming from all
different states. But if you are in the area or
you can travel, July 20th come out.
We have a patio, sort of a private VIP area, patio area
running downtown. So it's going to be a fun time.
But also, we have the summer glow, glow to coming up downtown
(23:46):
Minneapolis. That's going to be July 12th.
And well, not Minneapolis. I'm sorry you looked at me
funny. Yeah, I'm like where?
It's Saint Paul, July 12th, the man, it's the mansion event, so
it's going to be glow 2. So it's your second chance to
glow. And just to know, I got some
cool glow gear while I was on the cruise in Mexico.
(24:06):
I got the producer 1 so make sure you check his shirt out.
I don't know if you like it or not.
He said he's scared. But Speaking of that, men, women
get your glow in the dark outfits.
Women, you have tons, tons of sexy glow options.
There are so many things that you can order via the amazing
(24:28):
Amazon. She's a good place to go to and.
Let's buy jacks will be, yes. Yeah, she will be, and she
always has her glow in the dark pasties and.
Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, there's that.
Make sure you ladies start shopping now.
(24:48):
There's a little bit of time left.
Men, look, I know it's hard for you guys, but find something and
remember all white T-shirts do not glow.
So don't just think you wear a white T-shirt and you'll be
going in there. If you know you glow.
Shirts by Glitz by Jacks are great for men.
She has them in different varieties.
But then also make sure you get something that you know glows or
else you won't be in theme. And look, you don't have to be,
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but you're going to stick out. If you're not at the mansion, we
have pre parties going on. The glow party always has pre
parties where you'll be able to go up, get drinks on the 4th and
5th floor. They'll be doing some painting
on people, all kind of stuff, fun pictures up there.
And for the first time we'll be doing something cool, passion
scapes or photographer that you see at events.
(25:32):
Brian will be there doing some boot war shoots.
If you look in the show notes and on CND on the actual event,
you will be able to see the linkto where you can sign up to get
a boot war shoot. He does some great skates A.
Few more spaces, a couple more spaces, something like that.
Openings to do it, and you can do it at any other time too, not
just there. Correct.
(25:52):
And this will be cool though, because at the mansion there's a
limited number of rooms, but each of the rooms upstairs is a
unique room type. And when I say that like some
have like these open brick turrets and some are two levels
and. The castle some.
Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah.
So he's going to do some usually.
Used for our fancy people who like to use ropes.
(26:15):
I used to stay in the two-story rooms up there, but at 3:00 in
the morning, drunk, those steps,there's like 20 sevens are.
Way too short and shallow for you to be.
You have to like crawl up them. Have I told you I haven't slid
down on my back? A couple times I've been like.
Have I not told you I've had to crawl up those stairs and I was
still sober? Yes.
(26:39):
So unless you're young and agile, don't stay in the
two-story ones, all right? Or you plan on not coming back
down. Right.
Or you're just going to stay up there.
Stay. There.
Don't be the food and the drinksup the steps, but passion
escapes will be doing them and he'll be in some of the unique
settings that you'll be able to do that in.
Yeah, the mansion party. Couple of key things you want
check out the details aside fromwhat you want to wear, but also
(27:02):
parking, parking St. away parking lot.
When you get there, you're goingto ask this question.
Also, am I going to just walk through the streets in my
lingerie? No, cover yourselves up, bring
it back. If you don't have a room at the
Envision, which is the closest hotel, which is only two minutes
away, they'll be changing rooms and places where you can put
your bag and your clothes at. So just know that it's cash bar,
so you'll be able to buy drinks there.
(27:23):
It's not a BYOB like some of theother events might be, but it's
cash bar. You come there, so they take.
Hearts too. Yes, I say cash borrowing,
meaning you got to pay cash. It's not free BYOB.
That's what I meant. What am I missing?
If you're looking for food, there's an ITM.
If you're looking for food, there are a couple of places
(27:43):
close by. One of them is bowling alley
that's within walking distance, like maybe four or five minute
walk. Couple of fast food places in
walking distance. Yeah, again, don't wear your
glow attire there if it's inappropriate.
And we say this jokingly though,but we have had people.
And there people have done it. Oh God yes people do it.
(28:03):
They'll walk outside in some shit that they know they
shouldn't be walking outside in.Couple of drinks Do it though,
you know what I mean? Especially those drinks there
and. Then you have the pre parties
and those people who have rooms are upstairs still serving
drinks and doing little meet andgreets the whole time.
So people are, like you said, those drinks, they're getting a
(28:25):
little stiff. And you want to get there early
because the doors do close at 11:00 and we have security at
the door. Yes, so if you do not have a
wristband on that security will stop you.
Anything else that you guys can think of that you have tips for
the people for the glow? Glow's always a sexy vibe.
I don't know what it is, but white people love a good glow
(28:46):
and EDM music, you know what I mean?
It puts them in a trance, so. If anyone's artistic and you
would like to help me get dressed, we're glad.
Wade, what is this? What is this?
What do you offer? I need assistance.
Oh, I don't even know what it isyou're saying.
You're looking at me like I don't even know what the
costume. Is well, I don't know if I'm
(29:07):
going to do it because I. You have to get assistance.
I can't do it by myself. And you are not artistic, no.
At all? No so so So what?
Are you saying you need help putting on or like you need
hands on like paint? I need help putting it on OK.
I must be a. Very strappy 1.
So anybody who wants to help theDean put this on, she's just
(29:30):
always recruiting people for this shit because I'm terrible
at it and no. So here's the other thing too.
Like I said, there'll be pre parties going on.
When those people have their rooms open, go in, say introduce
yourself, say hello. They'll probably have drinks and
tell you to come on in and kick it.
Now after hours though, some of those same people will have the
(29:50):
rooms open upstairs. Like I said, the majority of the
people, there's limited rooms atthe mansion.
So the majority of people will be staying at the hotels down
the street. But if you see a room open
afterwards, after parties, there's no official after party.
So if you see a room open, not going to ask, say is it cool
that we come in or likely going to say yes if their door was
open. If a door is closed, do not go
(30:10):
in. Like I said, there's no official
after party hosted by us. So those are rooms that people
have rented. So make sure you always ask for
permission. No sex in public places.
Yeah, or semi public places. No, no sex where you ain't
supposed to be having no. Even attempting sleigh of the
hand quickies either. You're going to try it here.
(30:32):
There's a lot of fucking dark corners.
You're going to try. You're going to be tempted.
Shit, I'm going to be tempted. You're probably running to me in
one of those dark. Corners they've they've found
condoms in these dark corners. So don't do, don't.
Get caught in these dark corners.
Be respectful. Yes, we want to keep using this
venue. We love this venue.
So awesome. What does the producer say?
Pay the producer $50.00 for 30 minutes.
(30:54):
What? What are you going to do for 30
minutes? What are you going to do?
They need to know what they get.Rent Group.
Oh, he's saying he has a room. You can pay him $50.00 for 30
minutes in his room. But he said what?
You get the watch too, you said.Fucking creep.
(31:15):
No, but I'm sure there'll be rooms open.
You don't have to rent anything,there'll be people to let you
come in here and put on a good time if you want to.
Anything else am I missing for the glow?
Yeah, something that just came to my attention on this podcast
episode. Miss Doll has a glow microphone
(31:36):
and it's very cool and changes colors.
It does and we haven't noticed that.
And why? Do we have like WKRP and
Cincinnati microphone? 'Cause I'm old as shit, I like
it. I like Miss Smith and Wesson or
some shit. Like I like old brands, Maytag,
like that type of shit. Remember, we've got old school,
(31:57):
new school, new school. Oh, shoes.
Make sure that you have comfortable shoes.
I'm I'm taking this back only because the dance floor gets
super freaking sticky and disgusting after several drinks
have been spilled. It's really.
Gross. And you women can't control your
liquor you're dropping all over the place.
(32:19):
Yeah, I don't think that's the case, sorry.
All I'm saying is that you were not going to want to have little
flip flops. Don't have your bare feet out
that'll. Be Oh my God.
I don't want you to walk around with liquor and dirt on the
bottom of bare feet and then they go on my shoulders.
You want you want me to get out of here?
(32:40):
Quick, Do that to me. All right, Let me see those
dirty ass feet next to my ears. That's what?
It's over. We're done here.
Yeah. Wait.
What about Chuck D? Chuck D is not here today.
I don't know when Chuck D is coming back.
He's on sabbatical right now. He's had a lot of work trips,
though he had a lot of traveling.
Yeah, if you guys have ever get to hear the real Chuck D story
(33:00):
about his work trips, you will fucking pee your pants.
No, Chuck D will not be at that party.
For those of you asking this doll, what do you know about
this right here that the producers asking?
The Rubber Ball USA yeah. So that is an event that is
coming up soon that you can go to the Rubber Ball USAI
believe.com to purchase tickets on.
(33:24):
What date is that? I don't even know when that is.
I would say go to the show notes.
No, I ain't going to that screen.
I got too much to go to look. I know I haven't, but hold on.
I got it all. Give me a second so it.
Is July 19th what'd you say? July 19th.
(33:45):
July 19th. Yep.
Yeah, you know what? I've never gone to that.
Rubberballusa.com. Rubber ball.
Never gone either. Usa.com OK, you know what I I
will I always tell people and I told sleepy this on episode.
It's not really my thing the whole but it's interesting to
watch one of the sexiest shit I've ever seen in my life.
(34:06):
I went to this house party a weird.
I just don't ask me how I got there.
Me and my ex went to this house party in Cincinnati fucking Ohio
in the middle of nowhere. I've never met these people
before my life and I went there and it was a house party, but it
was BDSM thing and I was like, Idon't want to go to this weird
shit, but it was the only thing I had to do that Saturday night
and I went there and I've seen some people get tied up and
(34:28):
massage spanked and all kind of shit.
It was kind of sexy. Hang on, lie.
Normally my thing, if I go to Ground Zero or, you know, Kinky
Friday, that type of stuff, thattype of stuff does not turn me
on. But this type of stuff did.
So sleepy's right. It's a spectrum, you know what I
mean? Like sometimes you're going to
catch some shit you like, sometimes you ain't.
I think rubber ball. Is watching everything around
(34:50):
you is exactly that. So I think rubber ball might be
a little bit past my my my my freak meter.
But your your your vanilla. My vanilla meter.
Oh, and vanilla meter. One thing I thought of Glow too.
We have a special guest DJ for the night.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(35:10):
We do have a new a guest DJ, nota new DJA guest DJ.
And if you're anybody who frequents the EDM scene downtown
or whatever, they might know him.
He does a night out at the the West and a couple of other bars
downtown, so he's going to graceus with his presence.
So yeah, we do got a special. But he plays everything, not
(35:31):
just. He plays everything, but I'm
saying his, that's his, that's what you would know him from if
you went to those nights downtown.
But no, he rocks everything for us.
We're excited. I I've met him before and I've
heard him play before, so he's good.
See a good call out dude, I forgot about my man.
So yeah, that's you got to look forward to July 12th.
Mansion party, Old Concord Exchange building.
Come on out, man. It's going to be fun.
(35:52):
It's going to be fun. Everybody loves gloves and
excuse to get wild once again inthe summertime.
Wait. I would say it's the party of
the summer, right? Yeah, it's my it's my look to of
the summer. The two these two weeks are my
favorite weeks of the summer. You got the the 4th of July pool
party which is always the biggest and then the next week
is always glow to. Those are my summer highlights.
(36:13):
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(01:05):
it seems like. Well, not in this sense in the
setting of recording for the podcast.
Yeah, it's been a while. We.
Haven't been on the same sessionin a while.
Yeah, yeah. Been lifing.
Been lifing it up. So tonight we have Miss Doll,
myself and my lovely wife. Remember we got in trouble last
time Miss Doll wasn't on here when we got in trouble for not
(01:25):
giving the proper intro you seemto.
Do that a lot and it it doesn't,it doesn't matter whether I'm
here or I'm not. You always fail to get problem
you. Know what that sounds like?
That sounds like Chuck D and hisfour wives.
At some point in someone else's problem.
He you wanted to be someone else's problem.
That sounds like it's the Dean'sproblem.
You should just like the enter Igive no.
(01:47):
She's like, no, I don't. Why comment on that?
No, but the Dean is here with ustonight.
So yeah, we're going to talk to a couple of things.
Talk about a couple of things with you guys, Miss Doll.
So when is the last time I saw you against?
We talked about the birthday party.
I think I've I've seen you there.
(02:09):
Man, Yeah, the birthday party. Oh, wait, that was Jax's
birthday party, right? And then we did.
May was the birthday party. I mean, it was the birthday
party. Skin.
And then at Skin, we were there at Skin, our very first.
Was that your first ever skin? That was our very first brass
(02:31):
rail. Yep.
So how did you like it? What did you think?
Give us your critique of the skin event.
It it was good. There was a heck of a lot more
people that I thought that were going to be there for one.
I also did not know what tiny that space was.
You didn't listen. This means you did not listen to
the episode when we talked aboutit.
No, I did. Well, what do you What was her
(02:53):
description of it? The Dean said it is quaint or
cozy. What did you use?
Yeah, I think it was quaint or cozy, one of the two, but yeah.
It was code for small as hell. Code for small You know, we did
have ourselves some good male pole dancers.
That was slightly entertaining to watch for what a good hour
(03:17):
and a half baby. Harassed me the whole time.
He was like, you care if I go? I was like, Nah, dude, Just
Dance. This little dude was a pole
dancer or something. He just, he worked for them, you
know, I'm talking about he's like an amateur pole dancer or
whatever. He just.
Kept He literally had a hat on that said I love poles or
something like that. I don't even remember what the
heck I. Said, I mean, gay bar the dude
(03:37):
the. Dude rocked it like he he rode
that pole like he's done it several times before.
Then you know, he ended up stripping his.
Shirt got to you. Gotta get loose, gotta get
funky. Yeah, you know what?
I think he just got F and sweatyand started sticking to the pole
in the ways he shouldn't have been sticking and.
(03:57):
Come down the park. And then an husband from a
couple had joined in. That was even more entertaining
because he is not a pole dancer.He did a fabulous job holding in
there, I will tell you that much.
But I'm pretty sure there were quite a few people who were very
grateful when the pole dancers that actually know how to do it
(04:20):
kinda. Let the professional take over.
Showed up to do the dance. Nice.
Did you stay downtown? Did you guys like go out after?
Yeah, we went over to Sneaky Pete's after that.
Oh yeah. How was that?
Yeah, it gets real. Like sneaky.
People think swinger events are crazy.
You got a sneaky Pete's out there.
(04:41):
Midnight sneaky. Pete's Oh my God.
Actually. When we rolled up in there, it
was it was still pretty quiet. Oh, for real?
Yeah. And then about the time that we
left, which was probably about maybe 1231 o'clock, give or take
that we finally she can finish took off from that.
(05:02):
So yeah, that was. Fun.
Were there a lot of us in there or was it still the regular?
There actually was, there was a large, there was a large group
that had walked over. So I don't know, about 20 of us
had walked over and then there was.
We went upstairs to sneak. That was the first time I've
been upstairs dancing in a sneaky piece in probably like
15-16 years. And it was crazy watching the
crowd because like, there was girls up there with dresses,
(05:23):
like see through shit on with like thongs underneath.
It's the most scantily clad. But when people started dancing
in there, first people were watching the girls and stuff
like that, but then it was like they didn't care.
There was young girls over therekissing.
They was doing the same shit. We was doing sneaky peezes.
And then there's one guy that's always there, like we've gone a
couple of times into Sneaky Peek.
(05:44):
One super short guy likes shorter than I am, and that's
saying a lot. OK, so I feel tall in that
moment. I'm not sure.
Little Hispanic dude, I don't know.
But he's like, anyway, we call him the little creeper little
Mexican, because he does. He just literally parks himself
(06:04):
right next to that tower that's next to the dance pools.
But yeah, that's got the mirrorsand everything.
Exactly. And he just stands there in one
spot and just watches everyone around him.
And he does get handsy. Like we've got him a couple of
times. It's like.
But he's always there. Like every time we go, he is
(06:27):
there. So he has got to be like some
sort of regular that just like hops in, you know, like our
goober guys that come in that just want pictures and stuff,
you know? Yeah, I kind of feel like this
is what that guy does. Yeah.
But on a different. Level little creeper like needs
his own Facebook page or something.
Something I don't know, but yeah.
So he just stands in one spot with his drink and he just like
(06:47):
watches everyone. He's hilarious.
But he's always there. Every time we're there, he's
there. He just, you just got to find
him. You know, it's always
interesting when we have the brass row events because
afterwards that's the only time I ever get to go out to like
nightclub settings, like whetherit's the Gay 90s or Sneaky Peach
or something like that. And it either lets me know that
(07:09):
I should get out more. For a split second I'm like,
damn, no. She starts laughing for this
second. I'm like, damn, I need to be
downtown. I need to get back out.
And then I'm like, I'm way too over this shit.
Unless she's laughing because she's like, if I say let's get
out more, I'll be on the couch. Like I'm not going nowhere.
Especially in the summertime. No, that's OK.
(07:31):
What you laughing at so hard for?
Because I know you, we'd go out and then you're like, well, I'm
ready to go. I will be ready to go.
You're right. Oh, you didn't come to the pool
party. Well, I.
Didn't we didn't get it to do that one because we had a
tournament? Uh huh.
(07:53):
Did you at least? Win we had based off.
Worth it? Yes, it was worth it.
They did. They were able to punch their
ticket to state, so that was awesome.
It sounds like a sound like a bitter free pill though.
Is they going to state? What will you be missing next
because of state then? I'm sure it's something.
Yeah, I don't. Let me see.
(08:14):
Let's see. That is in oh, the ambassador's
event. Yes, that's going to be a good
one, but. We will be.
We'll take pictures. You can't.
You can't. Really take it away from the
kids when they go 5 year old in the whole tournament.
Like mediocrity finally pays off.
Like they've been playing bullshit baseball all this time.
(08:35):
Now for he's like, come on, whatdo you do all that mediocrity
for? Yeah, and then they had one.
Yeah, right after. I mean, it's been yeah, life we
fried. Last week we let people like you
talk about this and how it affects and impacts your swinger
weekends. Me and the Dean look at each
(08:56):
other and we both have this glimmer in our eyes.
We never had kids. That happened about every hour
that we were on the cruise, yeah.
Oh, 10 minutes every 10 minutes.Yeah.
So, yeah. So now you kind of got where I'm
going. Most of everything has been just
(09:19):
straight up life and since then.But what about you guys?
I know you guys were on vacationthe same time we were on.
Yeah, the cruise that she just mentioned, we were with family.
So it wasn't like a lifestyle cruise or anything like that,
but we did, we did have a lifestyle experience.
The Dean and I, as you've, if you've listened to this podcast
(09:40):
before, you know that the Dean and I have never, ever wrangled
in a vanilla couple. It's something that we were, I
know, but this time I'm prefacing it.
We've never done you're messing it up.
We've never done a vanarity. Were you hunting?
No, we were not. We were not hunting.
(10:00):
We were just sitting there minding our own business and we
were with our family. Now, mind you, we had eighteen
of us and our families around and we're sitting at a bar and
my brother, the Prince is being his usual Prince self and he
stands up and he's like somebody's barking at somebody
and the Dean says you need to drink a water.
And when you say that, my brother stands up and goes, I
(10:20):
could drive right now. And there's a couple sitting
behind him And the lady pipes upand stands up and goes, he
cannot drive right now. I've been sitting here with him
for the last 20 minutes and he'sfucked up so.
That's how about. Right.
Yeah. So this couple, like he cannot.
So the lady's like, I see her look at me across the bar when
she says this. And.
(10:41):
And the Dean goes, they're brothers.
They're not mad at each other. They're brothers.
And the lady looks at me like she gives me this weird look.
So now we move to, if you ever been on a cruise ship, you know,
they do different events in all these different rooms.
So they move from one room to now the nightclub room, right.
So we're in the nightclub room and the Prince comes up to me in
the nightclub and he goes, you see that girl and that couple
over there? I was like, yeah, the ones from
(11:02):
upstairs, he goes, I think they're fucking swingers.
I said why? I said why do you think so?
And he goes, I don't know. She been acting real flirty with
me. I was like, she got me a weird
look upstairs. Unbeknownst to us, at the same
time the Dean is having a conversation with them.
Now you tell them what you were talking with them about at this
time. Well witnessed that there was
some mine dance on or something and the professors mother was
(11:28):
dancing and this woman woman is going behind her and like doing
this and I was like, what is shedoing?
I was like they're about to they're going to like freak out
if they see her doing this to the professor's mom.
So I like kind of distracted herfrom like continuing.
(11:53):
I don't even remember what I did, but I like, I don't know, I
think I said something to her orsomething.
So then she turned around and was doing something else.
I think she was started talking to your cousin at that point.
Your little 23 year old cousin or however. 24 year old.
Cousin. Yeah, she was in around.
There wasn't she? I was.
Going to score one way to fucking otherwise, you know, get
(12:14):
one of. Those I start talking to the
husband and I just said, are youguys swingers?
And he, like, kind of was startled.
And he was like, yeah, how did you know?
And I was like I could just. Tell they gave it away.
Yeah, I think you gave away there.
(12:34):
So now me and my brother are talking about this and she walks
up at the same time and I go heythe Prince was just saying that
he thinks they're swingers and the dingoes they are.
I was like how do you know she goes?
I asked them, So we're like, oh,you knew whatever, it's nothing
to do. Was like, yeah, good eye.
You was telling her good eye, whatever.
(12:56):
So about an hour passes. You would say we're up there for
about an hour and then you come over to me and you're like, he
just asked me, do we want to go back to their room?
And I was like, and I was like, now I know me.
You say you want to go back to the room.
I was going to find a way to getthe fuck up out of there.
So I asked her. I was like, what do you think?
And she was like, I don't know, like this wasn't an and I don't
(13:18):
know, like I know the and I don't know levels.
This wasn't like I don't know, I'm not fucking into it.
This was an ad. I don't know, there's more to
it. So I said, well, why don't you
know she goes and she goes. They don't do separate room.
And I was like, I don't know, fuck it up, Smith.
They're willing to try. I mean, if they're going to do
some swinging shit on a cruise ship fucking on a fucking
(13:38):
Wednesday night, they might try separate room tonight.
I said ask them, right? I said ask them.
So she's like hell no. Now the second hand I don't know
means there was something else now this part was cute y'all
this part was cute. I said what's the real reason I.
Don't. There's a like a sales person
get to the real no here. Like what is the real no?
(14:01):
I said, what's going on? She goes, I'm not shaved.
I said, Oh my God, that's the hang up here.
That's not one. You know what?
That is a real problem sometimes, OK, But you're not
even for it, not even for you guys.
Sometimes it's uncomfortable forus.
(14:23):
Yeah, there's still hair. It's like a baby bird.
It's not you that. Makes me feel really good.
The level of hair you're getting, you can't grow like a
70s Bush you try to remove. And when she said this like I
was like this is the hang up. And it looks even worse because
I had hair removal and it looks like a baby bird as you say.
(14:47):
I'm saying you're usually not hairy down here.
And I was like, listen, if go ask him, I said, if that's hang
up from then we're not doing it.I said I guarantee that the
point there, the Prince is stillstanding here and the Prince
goes, he's definitely not going to turn it down for no fucking
hair. Oh, she goes back and asks him,
and the guy comes back and like,yeah, I don't give a fuck.
So now we have to figure out howto get out of here.
(15:08):
My whole family's here at this point.
Yeah, everyone. 17 people. Some of my family have already
seen this woman dancing with my mom and my cousins, and they're
already. The the 23 year old cousin was
like that girl's what did he kept saying she's she's tripping
or. Something they thought she was
going to get my, my, the Prince in trouble because she kept
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talking to him while the husbandwas there, not knowing that he
knew. You see what I'm saying?
And. He already had it figured out.
You knew and we had told them that he.
Knew your cousin was saying likeshe's flirting with me and her
husband's just sitting right. There.
So they was kind of freaking out.
So I was like, here's how we gotto get out of here.
You guys have to leave first, right?
You guys have to leave 1st and then we're going to follow you.
(15:51):
And they were like, no, come on,we're just going to stay at the
club. Don't have us leave here and do
you guys on show and we could have just stayed at the club and
party. So I could see their hesitation
and I was like, no, man, you have to leave and then we'll
meet you down there. So they left and we gave them
ample time to go away, right? We got on an elevator.
We get down there on a fucking elevator.
We're walking to their room. I heard Ding on the elevator.
(16:12):
Look behind us. It's them.
They weren't even fucking there yet.
She wanted to go get pizza or some shit, remember?
So we would have knocked on her door and they fucking would have
been there. Yeah, they questioned us about
not fucking being there. So we end up going in the room
and now listen, this is this is significant too, because we
figured, did we figure it out ever?
(16:33):
When's the last time we played in the same room together?
It's been years. Between 20 21.
Halloween 2021 is the last time that what is about to occur is
about to occur. All right, So we go in there and
me and Dean are rusty on our signals.
You know what I mean? Like.
(16:54):
I. Don't even know.
I couldn't even tell you. Right.
We were rusty on our signals. This is like a fucking
introduction back into the wow. So we go in this room, we pair
off separate rooms, same room style.
They're on the bed and I take the little fucking Ottoman
thing. Boom, we start going out.
Of course, you go to the chair on the.
(17:17):
Go to drink so I go right here and we start fucking around
right and the girl goes so they go all right who has the condoms
and the girl grab go grab my back.
She pulls out two like promotional condoms she has and
there's only two in this bag andwe're like oh shit there's only
two. She's like all right so through
the guy one through me one me and her start fucking around.
(17:38):
Boom 3 strokes and the condom breaks and I'm like what the
fuck And she's like we only havetwo right.
So I said, guess what I did preemptively, y'all, when we
were in the club, I told the Prince, I said here's what I
need you to do because I was anticipating that we were going
to make this thing go separate room.
So I said Prince, I need you to go to your room because I know
he had a bunch of shit. I said throw some clothes on my
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bed in case I do a separate roomand I'm another room.
I can smoothly just reach over and already have them there, you
know what I mean? So I had him go do that.
So I said I'll be right back. So here I am running through a
fucking whole cruise ship. I'm on the second, I'm on the
8th floor, they're on the 2nd floor.
I have to run full blast back toa oh fucking cruise ship.
Go upstairs, grab these condoms,come back.
I'm thinking now I'm in trouble zone.
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I said when I get back, if this dude ain't laying fucking pipe,
the Dean's going to be ready to get the fuck up out of there.
So I get back. Luckily for me, it's still going
on. So we finish up the Dean loser.
We, we finish up. But the whole thing was is that
we were scared the whole time because we were scared that our
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family was going to see us creeping around this fucking
cruise ship. All 17 people were right in the
same like not close to each other like door to door like Rd.
like yeah. Yeah, but we successfully pulled
this off. This is like bucket list stuff
for us people. In our almost 30 years of doing
this, we have this is the closest.
(19:06):
Like, all right, you be the judge, Mr. All.
Does this count as us getting a vanilla cut?
No. No.
She called it if she called it if she called it and asked them,
called them out on being swingers.
And we met them in a total vanilla setting.
It wasn't a swingers club. It wasn't anything like that,
no. No, no, no.
(19:26):
I'm sure there's this is just like the casino thing.
Oh, you know my shit back at me.Oh it.
I like it. I like that a good one.
Yeah. If it doesn't work in a casino,
it's not going to work on a cruise.
We're just talking like a coupleof like facts here, though.
They're swingers, but we didn't know they were swingers for
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sure. You see what I'm saying?
And we met them in a vanilla setting, like we met swingers at
Applebee's, but we didn't know they were swingers.
We wouldn't have. I I have a feeling that they had
feelers out on it too and they could see something.
And was trying to figure it out so they went poking in I.
Think they were just wondering what out there saying, what they
(20:10):
caught, you know what I mean? That was my opinion.
I I think it counts sort of likewe had to talk about.
No. Yeah, I'm counting it.
No, it's like the airport thing.Miss Doll, let me ask you this.
Do you think, do you think if you flew to Colombia, but you
only had a layover in Colombia and then you ended up flying to
(20:31):
Peru and you stayed in Peru, right?
Have you been to Colombia? If you've only ever been to the
airport, you've been to Colombia, right?
Yeah, 'cause you're on the, you're in, you're in there,
you've landed. In your dinner there you bought
a souvenir, there they taxing it.
No. That's not what I think of this
as. Like I've been like, this is a
vanilla type deal for me. It's a vanilla setting, I mean.
(20:53):
It's like, it's like driving through a state, like when
you're on a route. Exactly.
I you can say you've been there now you drove through it, but
no, I still don't think that this counts the same way because
then again, it falls under the same thing that you're
critiquing me on the whole casino thing.
They go in so I get it. You're going to call that one.
Then I get to call the casino and it's.
(21:14):
I'm counting this in my vanilla couple bucket.
Count it Dean. Thank you for checking this out.
My bucket list. No, they were not vanilla.
That was not their first time. It was not.
It was not. Then they even got some other
some girls, some really sexy girl.
Afterwards I found out the little black chick, I was like,
(21:35):
damn, they're fucking racking them up.
I think they came on the cruise to fucking convert people.
They were good at I. Have a feeling that they had a
color in mind and you. Oh my God, you put that.
Oh my God, you put. That it was very PC.
That was very PC. Good one, Miss Doll.
(21:56):
He. Literally just did.
I mean like, there was you, there was your brother, there
was your cousin. Now there was some really hot
chick, a black chick. To be fair, the cousin looks
like he's white. He could be, Definitely.
Yeah, he's he's. OK, I see.
What you're saying, Miss Doll? Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see. We've invited them to Halloween,
(22:19):
so we'll see if they make it. We thought they come to
Minnesota sometime. We found out, but but yes, that
was our that's what we did. That's what we got to do.
Since you haven't heard from us.Then like the next day at the
pool I see them with their two like.
Their chairs. And I was like, my gosh, yeah,
your mom. Do I say hi mom?
(22:40):
Is 30. Yeah, I love your hands.
So what else do we have coming up then, since we're talking
about? Well, in the future, a couple of
things coming up. We have let me talk to the Sioux
Falls people first since the print is Mia tonight.
I don't know what he's doing, but let me pick up his slack
(23:00):
once again. We're going to be having a meet
and greet the weekend of July 20th is that Saturday, I believe
in Sioux Falls. It's going to be downtown Sioux
Falls. You could check on front of
Facebook group. I think it's on there.
Don't hold me to that. I don't go on those, but it will
be on C&D. We can go and check out for the
meet and greet. July 20th, come on out.
(23:21):
We try to get everyone out a little bit in the summertime.
It's a little harder in Sioux Falls because we got people that
travel so far to those events. We got people coming from all
different states. But if you are in the area or
you can travel, July 20th come out.
We have a patio, sort of a private VIP area, patio area
running downtown. So it's going to be a fun time.
But also, we have the summer glow, glow to coming up downtown
(23:46):
Minneapolis. That's going to be July 12th.
And well, not Minneapolis. I'm sorry you looked at me
funny. Yeah, I'm like where?
It's Saint Paul, July 12th, the man, it's the mansion event, so
it's going to be glow 2. So it's your second chance to
glow. And just to know, I got some
cool glow gear while I was on the cruise in Mexico.
(24:06):
I got the producer 1 so make sure you check his shirt out.
I don't know if you like it or not.
He said he's scared. But Speaking of that, men, women
get your glow in the dark outfits.
Women, you have tons, tons of sexy glow options.
There are so many things that you can order via the amazing
(24:28):
Amazon. She's a good place to go to and.
Let's buy jacks will be, yes. Yeah, she will be, and she
always has her glow in the dark pasties and.
Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, there's that.
Make sure you ladies start shopping now.
(24:48):
There's a little bit of time left.
Men, look, I know it's hard for you guys, but find something and
remember all white T-shirts do not glow.
So don't just think you wear a white T-shirt and you'll be
going in there. If you know you glow.
Shirts by Glitz by Jacks are great for men.
She has them in different varieties.
But then also make sure you get something that you know glows or
else you won't be in theme. And look, you don't have to be,
(25:11):
but you're going to stick out. If you're not at the mansion, we
have pre parties going on. The glow party always has pre
parties where you'll be able to go up, get drinks on the 4th and
5th floor. They'll be doing some painting
on people, all kind of stuff, fun pictures up there.
And for the first time we'll be doing something cool, passion
scapes or photographer that you see at events.
(25:32):
Brian will be there doing some boot war shoots.
If you look in the show notes and on CND on the actual event,
you will be able to see the linkto where you can sign up to get
a boot war shoot. He does some great skates A.
Few more spaces, a couple more spaces, something like that.
Openings to do it, and you can do it at any other time too, not
just there. Correct.
(25:52):
And this will be cool though, because at the mansion there's a
limited number of rooms, but each of the rooms upstairs is a
unique room type. And when I say that like some
have like these open brick turrets and some are two levels
and. The castle some.
Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah.
So he's going to do some usually.
Used for our fancy people who like to use ropes.
(26:15):
I used to stay in the two-story rooms up there, but at 3:00 in
the morning, drunk, those steps,there's like 20 sevens are.
Way too short and shallow for you to be.
You have to like crawl up them. Have I told you I haven't slid
down on my back? A couple times I've been like.
Have I not told you I've had to crawl up those stairs and I was
still sober? Yes.
(26:39):
So unless you're young and agile, don't stay in the
two-story ones, all right? Or you plan on not coming back
down. Right.
Or you're just going to stay up there.
Stay. There.
Don't be the food and the drinksup the steps, but passion
escapes will be doing them and he'll be in some of the unique
settings that you'll be able to do that in.
Yeah, the mansion party. Couple of key things you want
check out the details aside fromwhat you want to wear, but also
(27:02):
parking, parking St. away parking lot.
When you get there, you're goingto ask this question.
Also, am I going to just walk through the streets in my
lingerie? No, cover yourselves up, bring
it back. If you don't have a room at the
Envision, which is the closest hotel, which is only two minutes
away, they'll be changing rooms and places where you can put
your bag and your clothes at. So just know that it's cash bar,
so you'll be able to buy drinks there.
(27:23):
It's not a BYOB like some of theother events might be, but it's
cash bar. You come there, so they take.
Hearts too. Yes, I say cash borrowing,
meaning you got to pay cash. It's not free BYOB.
That's what I meant. What am I missing?
If you're looking for food, there's an ITM.
If you're looking for food, there are a couple of places
(27:43):
close by. One of them is bowling alley
that's within walking distance, like maybe four or five minute
walk. Couple of fast food places in
walking distance. Yeah, again, don't wear your
glow attire there if it's inappropriate.
And we say this jokingly though,but we have had people.
And there people have done it. Oh God yes people do it.
(28:03):
They'll walk outside in some shit that they know they
shouldn't be walking outside in.Couple of drinks Do it though,
you know what I mean? Especially those drinks there
and. Then you have the pre parties
and those people who have rooms are upstairs still serving
drinks and doing little meet andgreets the whole time.
So people are, like you said, those drinks, they're getting a
(28:25):
little stiff. And you want to get there early
because the doors do close at 11:00 and we have security at
the door. Yes, so if you do not have a
wristband on that security will stop you.
Anything else that you guys can think of that you have tips for
the people for the glow? Glow's always a sexy vibe.
I don't know what it is, but white people love a good glow
(28:46):
and EDM music, you know what I mean?
It puts them in a trance, so. If anyone's artistic and you
would like to help me get dressed, we're glad.
Wade, what is this? What is this?
What do you offer? I need assistance.
Oh, I don't even know what it isyou're saying.
You're looking at me like I don't even know what the
costume. Is well, I don't know if I'm
(29:07):
going to do it because I. You have to get assistance.
I can't do it by myself. And you are not artistic, no.
At all? No so so So what?
Are you saying you need help putting on or like you need
hands on like paint? I need help putting it on OK.
I must be a. Very strappy 1.
So anybody who wants to help theDean put this on, she's just
(29:30):
always recruiting people for this shit because I'm terrible
at it and no. So here's the other thing too.
Like I said, there'll be pre parties going on.
When those people have their rooms open, go in, say introduce
yourself, say hello. They'll probably have drinks and
tell you to come on in and kick it.
Now after hours though, some of those same people will have the
(29:50):
rooms open upstairs. Like I said, the majority of the
people, there's limited rooms atthe mansion.
So the majority of people will be staying at the hotels down
the street. But if you see a room open
afterwards, after parties, there's no official after party.
So if you see a room open, not going to ask, say is it cool
that we come in or likely going to say yes if their door was
open. If a door is closed, do not go
(30:10):
in. Like I said, there's no official
after party hosted by us. So those are rooms that people
have rented. So make sure you always ask for
permission. No sex in public places.
Yeah, or semi public places. No, no sex where you ain't
supposed to be having no. Even attempting sleigh of the
hand quickies either. You're going to try it here.
(30:32):
There's a lot of fucking dark corners.
You're going to try. You're going to be tempted.
Shit, I'm going to be tempted. You're probably running to me in
one of those dark. Corners they've they've found
condoms in these dark corners. So don't do, don't.
Get caught in these dark corners.
Be respectful. Yes, we want to keep using this
venue. We love this venue.
So awesome. What does the producer say?
Pay the producer $50.00 for 30 minutes.
(30:54):
What? What are you going to do for 30
minutes? What are you going to do?
They need to know what they get.Rent Group.
Oh, he's saying he has a room. You can pay him $50.00 for 30
minutes in his room. But he said what?
You get the watch too, you said.Fucking creep.
(31:15):
No, but I'm sure there'll be rooms open.
You don't have to rent anything,there'll be people to let you
come in here and put on a good time if you want to.
Anything else am I missing for the glow?
Yeah, something that just came to my attention on this podcast
episode. Miss Doll has a glow microphone
(31:36):
and it's very cool and changes colors.
It does and we haven't noticed that.
And why? Do we have like WKRP and
Cincinnati microphone? 'Cause I'm old as shit, I like
it. I like Miss Smith and Wesson or
some shit. Like I like old brands, Maytag,
like that type of shit. Remember, we've got old school,
(31:57):
new school, new school. Oh, shoes.
Make sure that you have comfortable shoes.
I'm I'm taking this back only because the dance floor gets
super freaking sticky and disgusting after several drinks
have been spilled. It's really.
Gross. And you women can't control your
liquor you're dropping all over the place.
(32:19):
Yeah, I don't think that's the case, sorry.
All I'm saying is that you were not going to want to have little
flip flops. Don't have your bare feet out
that'll. Be Oh my God.
I don't want you to walk around with liquor and dirt on the
bottom of bare feet and then they go on my shoulders.
You want you want me to get out of here?
(32:40):
Quick, Do that to me. All right, Let me see those
dirty ass feet next to my ears. That's what?
It's over. We're done here.
Yeah. Wait.
What about Chuck D? Chuck D is not here today.
I don't know when Chuck D is coming back.
He's on sabbatical right now. He's had a lot of work trips,
though he had a lot of traveling.
Yeah, if you guys have ever get to hear the real Chuck D story
(33:00):
about his work trips, you will fucking pee your pants.
No, Chuck D will not be at that party.
For those of you asking this doll, what do you know about
this right here that the producers asking?
The Rubber Ball USA yeah. So that is an event that is
coming up soon that you can go to the Rubber Ball USAI
believe.com to purchase tickets on.
(33:24):
What date is that? I don't even know when that is.
I would say go to the show notes.
No, I ain't going to that screen.
I got too much to go to look. I know I haven't, but hold on.
I got it all. Give me a second so it.
Is July 19th what'd you say? July 19th.
(33:45):
July 19th. Yep.
Yeah, you know what? I've never gone to that.
Rubberballusa.com. Rubber ball.
Never gone either. Usa.com OK, you know what I I
will I always tell people and I told sleepy this on episode.
It's not really my thing the whole but it's interesting to
watch one of the sexiest shit I've ever seen in my life.
(34:06):
I went to this house party a weird.
I just don't ask me how I got there.
Me and my ex went to this house party in Cincinnati fucking Ohio
in the middle of nowhere. I've never met these people
before my life and I went there and it was a house party, but it
was BDSM thing and I was like, Idon't want to go to this weird
shit, but it was the only thing I had to do that Saturday night
and I went there and I've seen some people get tied up and
(34:28):
massage spanked and all kind of shit.
It was kind of sexy. Hang on, lie.
Normally my thing, if I go to Ground Zero or, you know, Kinky
Friday, that type of stuff, thattype of stuff does not turn me
on. But this type of stuff did.
So sleepy's right. It's a spectrum, you know what I
mean? Like sometimes you're going to
catch some shit you like, sometimes you ain't.
I think rubber ball. Is watching everything around
(34:50):
you is exactly that. So I think rubber ball might be
a little bit past my my my my freak meter.
But your your your vanilla. My vanilla meter.
Oh, and vanilla meter. One thing I thought of Glow too.
We have a special guest DJ for the night.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(35:10):
We do have a new a guest DJ, nota new DJA guest DJ.
And if you're anybody who frequents the EDM scene downtown
or whatever, they might know him.
He does a night out at the the West and a couple of other bars
downtown, so he's going to graceus with his presence.
So yeah, we do got a special. But he plays everything, not
(35:31):
just. He plays everything, but I'm
saying his, that's his, that's what you would know him from if
you went to those nights downtown.
But no, he rocks everything for us.
We're excited. I I've met him before and I've
heard him play before, so he's good.
See a good call out dude, I forgot about my man.
So yeah, that's you got to look forward to July 12th.
Mansion party, Old Concord Exchange building.
Come on out, man. It's going to be fun.
(35:52):
It's going to be fun. Everybody loves gloves and
excuse to get wild once again inthe summertime.
Wait. I would say it's the party of
the summer, right? Yeah, it's my it's my look to of
the summer. The two these two weeks are my
favorite weeks of the summer. You got the the 4th of July pool
party which is always the biggest and then the next week
is always glow to. Those are my summer highlights.
(36:13):
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