August 26, 2025 • 28 mins
🎧 From Phone Store Confessions to the White Party Takeover
The Professor, The Dean, and Chuck D return with laughs, stories, and big event teasers to kick off the swing season. From a wild phone store confession that turned into an unexpected lifestyle recruit, to why September is the real start of “swing season,” this episode has it all. And of course, the crew dives deep into what’s coming up next — including one of the year’s hottest hotel takeovers.
đź’¬ In This Episode:
- How a phone store visit led to a lifestyle disclosure nobody expected
- Why September is the true start of “swing season”
- All the details on the White Party Hotel Takeover (waitlist + overflow available)
- Teasers for Sioux Falls’ Hoedown and the massive 2-day Halloween event
- Chuck D drops hints about his “new way of swinging”
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- September 6: WHITE PARTY Hotel Takeover (Twin Cities) – Main hotel sold out, join waitlist or overflow
- September 13: Sioux Falls Hoedown Hotel Takeover – Daisy Dukes, cowboy hats, pool party + taco truck
- October 4: Red Hot Bar Takeover (Minneapolis) – topless-friendly venue with outdoor patio
- October 31 – November 1: Halloween 2-Day Hotel Takeover – 5 floors of parties, masquerade Friday, costume contest Saturday, DJs, vendors, and room crawls
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So welcome back down and dirty listeners, I'm unsure of when
you'll be hearing this, what you've listened to last probably
you met Mike, our partner on CND.
That's probably the last episodethat you would have heard before
this one. We have my lovely wife, the Dean
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on. She's going to join us again.
And we got Chuck D fucking on the road again, Route 66.
So if it sounds a little fucked up or muffled, that's because
he's in his fucking truck on theroad or.
Something truck. Nobody knows what a Mack truck
is. I mean, have we not established
that I'm fucking old? Well, this story we're about to
(01:52):
tell. So Chuck, listen to this story,
producer. You'll find this one hilarious,
right? So my phone, if anyone knows
who's listening to this, if you try to send me a message over
the last week, my phone has really been fucked up.
I'm not lying to you, right? Yes, OK, my phone has been
fucked up. I am not lying.
So I haven't been getting text messages.
So we go up to the, I get a new phone, we go to the carrier.
(02:14):
I won't say the carrier's name. They told us not to say it.
So I go to the carrier and I'm like, I need these text messages
back. I need my shit back.
And dude's like, OK, He's like. Wait, first you have to tell
them that this wasn't the first trip, this was.
We've been trying this all week.Yeah, for two weeks, yeah.
To the store, trying to ourselves, all this shit.
(02:35):
Yeah, 3 hours on the phone. So we're sitting here and a guy,
first of all, he goes, damn, whydo you have this many contacts
in your phones? Now, let me ask you this, Chuck,
how many contacts do you think you have on your phone?
I'd. Say at least 1000.
Producer, how many contacts do you think is a regular amount?
I don't know if you can answer on this or not.
You can type in but. I think I'm 500.
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So what'd you say? I had over 2000 contacts, Yes.
First of all, so he's looking atit, he's going, why do you have
this many calls on your phone? I was like, I don't know, dude,
fix the fucking text messages. And as he's sitting there, text
messages come up and he goes, oh, see, you're getting text
messages. This must be from her.
And you could bleep the name out.
It was like hot wife and your hot wife, right?
(03:18):
And the Dean goes, Nope. So immediately the little girl,
the little the kid goes, oh, shit, I didn't even hear your
business out, man. My bad, my bad.
And he gets really worried. No, now as he's doing it, I
could say like he's keeps looking over at the Dean
wondering like, is he going? Like he thought they were
starting a divorce? So I go outside.
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I leave to go get something. I come back in and these two are
looking at each other, but they're smiling.
There's a bunch of workers sitting around.
And he goes, so here's somethingI don't understand, man, why was
that person named Hot Wife in your phone?
And now I think the Dean has already had this conversation
with this man telling them this,say this to me so he can fuck
with me. I like, oh, it's just a friend.
(04:03):
And he goes, but why hot wife? And I was like, oh, it's an
inside joke and he's not lettingit go.
And I'll keep looking at the Dean to like, give me a sound
like, is he in on this or not? Did you tell him?
And finally she just looks at me.
She doesn't give me any signal. I'll go.
All right, man, let me tell you the truth.
Why I got all them damn contactson my phone and why that text
came through. I was like, we run a swinger
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site. We own it.
We have a pot and we start and all the workers now start.
Yeah, they certainly are coming around slowly.
All the workers are just boarding around like what the
fuck did you just say? So I had to let him in on it,
but he they were all mind blown now at this point.
But now one of the major things is I can't get my pictures from
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the old phone to the new phone and he doesn't want to see him.
He's he's so embarrassed now because he has to see the.
Because he saw a Glenn. Definitely saw the pictures he
tried out like he didn't, but hedefinitely saw all these fucking
pictures on here. Because the professor does not
have a private photo album for all of his private pics.
They're just mixed in with all of his like family trip
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pictures. And then the next picture you
see like some what did the guy say though?
He's like, that's a vagina or somebody like masturbating. 6
megapixel vagina video or something?
He was like, why do you have a six megapixel picture?
He did. You've definitely seen a
dinosaur jerking off. But that was our day yesterday
(05:32):
with the phone. But anyone who was trying to get
in contact with me, you can now.Oh wait, there's more.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So before we left the the one
guy was like, wait, hold on, letme make sure you find me on
Facebook, he said. Yeah.
He. Gave his name, yeah, he gave his
name and I was like, why don't you just get my phone number?
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So I I went over the girl wrote down my phone number for him on
a post it note because the the store's closed.
There's only one other person inthere but he was helping him.
So I wrote my phone number down within 5 minutes of us leaving
the girl text me and she's like hey this is so and so I want to
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hear more about these party. Yeah.
So we recruited the whole local provider store because the
manager's going to. Come Is she single?
Was she single? She is.
OK. What do?
You care 'cause man, you know me.
I think you. Told US 20. 25. 25.
I want to take a defense. I want to come out in an offense
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here of the single males who arealways criticized for always
jumping to are they single? Are they free?
Can I have them? And here we got Chuck D over
there biting at the bit soon, you know?
Are you male involved? I'm.
Not. A single male over.
The side of the road because yougot.
All creepy. So Chuck, where are you right
now? Between Mitchell, SD in Sioux
Falls, SD. All right, So what we wanted to
(06:59):
talk to you guys about is very exciting.
Well, let's start here first. We just had the Red Hot event.
That was our last brass row event of the season.
So very fun. You know, I like a good theme.
I like a good color theme. My wife is squinching her nose
up right now because she doesn'tlove color things but I do this
one back I think. Check these back it.
(07:24):
Sort of. Sort of.
But can you guys hear me? Yes, sorry about.
That I'm sorry, we can hear you.So the fact that you cut out
right there is probably the reason why you didn't make it to
the red hot event this weekend, correct?
Was this weekend? Oh damn, I thought it.
Was that a trick question? Motherfucker, we know you like,
oh, I'm busy. I mean, wait, hey, I'll, I'll,
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I'll tell you this. And this might be for another
episode. I was busy with with my wife
setting up a profile. See which one it is?
Y'all try to guess which one can't want candy?
Whatever, It doesn't matter. We'll talk about that in another
episode, but that's how it's visible matter.
Where that one? How to improve some things?
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I had to improve it enough because I've seen some, I've
seen some of it. I had to send some quotes back
to you. Listen, she put that up without
my knowledge. Like, well, I knew it was going
up, but without my approval, let's say that.
I can't wait. Let's do that everybody.
See if you can find what Chuck D's new CND profile is.
I don't even know what it is. No, I knew right away.
(08:30):
I read it right away. I was like, oh, I text him.
I matched him. Fake ass ages up.
Well, let's. Shut up man.
Let's go on to the the next topic.
What's? Going on next topic, the season
just ended. We had red hot, which was our
last event of the season at the Brass Rail downtown event.
It was hot out that night. It's always good to get
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downtown. I miss downtown.
Chuck, do you think that you could live downtown now and
still party down there? Absolutely not.
No downtown landscape has changed.
It's not worth like it used to be.
I mean, you can't be finding those alleyways and a little,
you know, play in the alleys anymore.
You can't be doing that. There's too many cameras around.
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Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
Why are you always thinking about the weird creepy
perspective? I like that shit.
I like that shit. I don't even think about it or
not. I was just like, there's less
places that we like to go. And then every time I got on a
we route home and I told the Dean, I'm like, yeah, we need to
start going back downtown more. And you're like, you can't do
that. But no, that was well, the Dean
(09:35):
didn't go, but it was a good event next.
But here's what I'm excited about, Chuck.
The swinging season is about to start.
And the reason why we call the swinging season is September is
when all the kids go back to school, people get more time on
their hands. All that summer travel and
camping and all that bullshit's done.
So now you can get back to the business at hand of swinging.
(10:01):
So the last few years we used todo just a regular swing.
We've we've done different things to kick off the season,
just regular one swing season, but we tried a naughty
schoolgirl once. That was a disaster.
And people talked me into listen, listeners, for all of
you out there who told me like, oh, professor, that's creepy for
adults to be in that or all. They talked me into it.
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And I'm not, I'm saying they, I'm not going to say who, but
there's a couple of people sitting on this call that were
the ones who did it. But I hated that thing.
I always left that to a different party.
Because other parties in other states, that's one of their
biggest parties, that's when they kick their thing off.
Yeah, like it's a big thing. But here everybody is to PCI.
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Don't know but I didn't like it though.
I felt weird and I was a bus driver and see.
And we know if the professor felt weird, it's wrong.
Yeah, I was like, I'm not doing this anymore.
So you have the word from the professor that you will not have
to endure any more naughty schoolgirlness.
All right. So this year, to start off the
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swing season, we are going with the party that I made the
professor move because he used to have this in May when nobody
had a tan. It's the White Party.
Doesn't sound like white people problems.
Whatever you don't have a tan. Why would I think?
About that because everybody looks better in white when you
have a tan. I don't.
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I'm not arguing with. You, yeah.
I'm not arguing with. You he did that for like 3 years
and I'm like no, we're not doingthat anymore.
So we moved it last year and it was a big hit, I think.
Yes, yes, it wasn't. I would agree 100% because the
May party seemed like a bunch ofghosts walking around.
Right. So wait, Chuck, have you ever
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been to a White Party 'cause we didn't do them back when you
were coming along? Oh, no, no, no.
Chuck was at the very first White Party we ever did.
We did it at the rooftop. Down the rooftop, Yeah, I was at
that one. You know, I got pictures of that
one. It was private.
Those were nice. I liked the White Party at the
rooftop. Yeah, that was a good one.
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That was I liked. Every party at the.
Rooftop except. When I got physically assaulted
by the people that tried to comeinto the party.
The rooftop was a nice location.It was.
Yes, or happy. Rooftop intent to anyone with a
rooftop. Well Chuck, I didn't get your
opinion on this. How do you feel about naughty
school rule? Thing.
Well, I mean, I liked it. I mean, I mean for a lot of
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different reasons, but mainly for the outfits.
I mean, I like that kind of stuff, but do you?
Like that on on. Free winter absolutely like.
It on a lot of adult women. Why?
I'm just saying it's creepy because it's not supposed to be
on adult women. It's a schoolgirl outfit.
You're proud, but. You have to think about it, it's
a role play. Yeah.
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Like. But Dean, we have to remember
who scored the highest on the BDSM test for vanilla, so role
play is not within the. Person there's adult
cheerleaders, there's adult nurses, there's a that role play
is police woman. There's no 15 year old police
woman. You see what I'm saying?
It doesn't match up. There's college girls that were.
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Fucking yeah. Hot college girl.
Now you sound like Chuck D. Yeah.
Who did I marry? No, I've always been a fan of a
lady in the uniform, so that's how I viewed it.
Creepy. I I see your point, but I don't
go down that road well. This one is going to be the
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White Party and just that there was an update that just went out
on CND recently. It looks like it may be sold
out, but here's what I will tellyou with a few weeks left.
Call the main hotel to make sureand get your names on the wait
list. We want people cancel.
People cancel, especially right now.
Yeah and there will be overflow hotel which is just the Windy
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Rd. ride down the street. And again, it's
self-explanatory. White outfits.
White lingerie. White lingerie, all the normal
stuff. There'll be a pool party during
the day, there'll be some pre parties and then 8:00 we're
going to roll right into oh, butI'm jumping the gun here 'cause
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Friday we have meet and greet Friday night.
It's not a. It's not a hotel takeover on
Friday night this time, but there will be speed dating so Go
Out will be doing their popular speed.
Dating. It's a bar takeover though, yes.
You have the whole ball. Yeah.
So the bar is a takeover. It's just there may be other
guests in the hotel, but they try to keep them on a different
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floor, don't they? Yeah.
Yeah, so here, here's the distinction for anyone new who's
listening. What were you going to say,
Chuck? Let's say I've never been to a
speed dating event. There's.
Are there, are there single males involved?
Yeah, males. No, single males are not
permitted to play in the speed dating.
You how about? Marry.
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How about marry Dating separately?
Yeah, you come to the speed dating and you explain that to
them. Yeah, tell them what you.
Mean I'm talking about according.
To white chocolate's rules, evena married man attending solo is
considered a single male. Sorry.
I'm a special producer. Damn.
Hey, I'm special. Why don't we just?
Have your wife come to this though, Chuck?
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And do speed dating and do speeddating a great way to meet
people. We could feel these.
Is that what? I I got to, I got to watch this
one. Listen, your profile isn't even
on the VIP list because you don't come to party.
Whatever, whatever. Shut your mouth.
I'm not. I'm not going to say a word
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after that. No producer no that beginning of
my no be like make sure I'm. On my those are.
Those are like fighting words right now.
Which I can't. I'm just saying that's just what
being. The professor's worst nightmare,
that Yeah, you, you better. You better talk to him,
Professor. You better talk to him real
quick. That is his favorite thing.
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Make sure I'm on the fucking list.
Oh, that was a great laugh. All right, so the White Party,
self-explanatory clothing. Men don't ask me what to wear.
White shit. All right, Yeah, even if you
just wear blue jeans or slacks, just wear a white shirt.
Or you can wear a white linen outfit.
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White shoes are kind of hard to find, I get it.
And even for this one, you can wear white tennis shoes just.
Make sure they're not dirty. Don't wear no dirty grass
cutters though. Don't be coming in there looking
like you just got them in the fields.
But men, that's what you're going to want to wear lingerie.
Men. White T-shirt.
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Not tighty whiteys. They're going to see a lot of
that. They're going to they're going
to wear some tighty whiteys. My fuck ass brother's going to
be in some tighty. Whiteys he probably is.
Looks like the producers in tighty whiteys right now.
What the hell is that? Oh man.
What is that? You assume that I'm even wearing
tighty whitey's. I'm on my own.
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Property, we do fucking cut thatthat's happened.
Leave. Yeah.
Creepy. That's creepy right there.
No, but we're gonna lose listeners on that again.
White Party, There will be an after party.
What do we have a camera there? The photographer will be there
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for that one too. So definitely check it out.
It's under the event section. Last year it was one of my
favorite parties. It was so fun it.
Was unexpectedly large last year.
Yeah, yes. So definitely check that out.
Passion escapes doing the mini Boudreaux shoot as well during
the White Party, so you can signup on Indeed to get a session
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with him, but then he's also doing the event photos during
the event. And you can also pre register on
the CND in the event info so that you can get the delivery
privately sent to you ahead of time.
All right. Good to know Glitz by Jax will
be there also. So if you're there during the
day early she's usually set up in the main lobby and then at
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night time she set up upstairs. I think she'll be on the 3rd
floor. She'll have stuff in her room or
outside of there. So if you're wondering what to
wear if you don't have lingerie or you just want something fun
for the party, check her out in there.
She will be selling stuff. And then also back-to-back
weeks, our Sioux Falls event, the eye candy event is going to
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be September 13th, the very nextweekend.
And that's going to be a hoedown.
So lots of Daisy Dukes, cowboy hats, cowboy boots.
Again, dudes, I can't help you with what the word of that.
I don't know really. I, I go on and I play Amazon
cowboy. You know what I mean?
Foot in cowboy outfits? Well, Chuck, you're from South
Dakota. Do you got original shit?
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Oh, you know, I I'm a OG, so yeah, I already got that stuff.
Yeah, you guys got that stuff inmy closet.
Boots with real South Dakota mudon it.
Oh yeah, I got boots. Oh yeah, they they still got mud
on it. I got the the long sleeve shirts
with the Pearl buttons are. You for event.
You know, I don't, I don't thinkso.
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I don't think I have. I don't think he is.
I don't think he is. Well, it's it's at the the glow
still. That's our hotel that we do the
eye candy vents at great hotel. It's it's it's not what I would
think. It's it's probably the best one
in South Dakota. Chuck, have you ever seen it
there? I have not, I don't venture off
in those parts of that area. So very.
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Modern. And I'm surprised.
I was real surprised, but it's awhole hotel takeover.
There is a meet and greet Fridaynight before that event
Saturday, same sort of set up asthe White Party.
You got the daytime events like the pool party, there's a room
crawl, some other contest they do during the day of the main
party is that night after party.There is a Taco, a food truck
that comes at night time out there.
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So definitely check that out. You can sign up for that on the
events page. Also on couples next door.
So just look for that under the eye candy events.
It's not announced yet, but lookfor it.
We do have a new location event coming October 4th, so that'll
be. The bar takeover.
So check for that. And then the granddaddy of them
all, Halloween is coming. My birthday.
So do you have your costume picked out this year?
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I have it picked out but I don'thave it purchased yet.
I have to put it together. For those of you who don't know,
it's the Dean's birthday and shegoes all out for Halloween.
What's your favorite costume? My favorite costume of all time.
Yes. That I wore or that I've seen.
(20:55):
That you wore. The jellyfish, of course.
Oh yeah, OK. Jellyfish.
Jellyfish. I don't know jellyfish one or
the the revamped jellyfish. I think that jellyfish, that's
my favorite one. That was very creative.
I like that. Did you see both?
You saw both. Well, the one that lit up.
(21:17):
Both of them did. He doesn't remember.
The distinct. Differences that you put into
your jellyfish edition. Yeah.
Don't you remember the smoking touches of tentacles I put on?
Yeah, the professor and I, we got to worry about rolling the
red carpet out, getting the trumpet tears ready.
Holding the train. You're ready to roll out?
Yeah. Working working on rolling
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sticks so it looks like it's flowing.
This year our costume is, I'm not telling what it is, but it's
a whole theme for the whole night.
Goes along with some little activity that's going to happen
at the party. Uh.
Oh, uh oh, uh oh. Chuck, are you going?
For the kink sounds sounds like am I going to be there have.
(22:01):
You met? Did we have this episode
already? Have you met my wife?
Utah is going to sound kinky. What do you think she's going to
get on a Saint Andrew's cross orsomething?
I don't know you never. Know you know that you know the
answer. Yeah, probably not.
Probably not. Are you coming Halloween or not?
Well, possibly, I mean. You know, it's my 50th birthday.
(22:24):
Damn. Oh.
Yeah, I mean, that's crazy. The other day I was in CVS and
you know, you have to, you have to give your birth date like for
them to look up what you're getting or whatever.
Which is crazy by the way you'rein line.
Just been on birthdays. Yeah, but after the tech went to
go get my stuff, the the nice gentleman behind me, he was
(22:48):
like, excuse me, He's like, I don't mean this to sound creepy,
but you look really good for fifty.
I was like, why thank you, Sir, he said.
I know. This is like the 17th time I
heard this story right just randomly.
Like you were 50. Why would I hear?
This story like 18 times, a lot of people tell me that and I do
(23:09):
not have Botox, no. Who gets carded more, me or you?
I never get carded. Who gets carded more?
You begin. You never get carded, what are
you talking about? Back to you though, Chuck, Are
you coming or not? Yeah, it depends man what the
date is, I mean. Sometimes it's Halloween, God
damn it. Actually, it's the it's the
(23:30):
whole weekend and you need to come the whole weekend.
Yeah, Friday. Friday is a little masquerade
party, little different than thecostume event.
Yeah, so listen to people. That's important.
So Friday night of it's it's actually October 31st.
We know you got kids we don't want.
Fucking here put the kids they can stop trick or treating at
(23:52):
like 9930. Put them with the sitter eating
all their candy. I.
Got enough? Candy, come on out and celebrate
with me. So I mean, celebrate me, yeah.
Whatever. Yeah, but it's a a masquerade
event Friday night, so you can wear like, you know, regular
clothes like dark dresses or whatever.
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And there's. A lingerie, a little mask.
Yeah. And there's a lingerie change.
Two different DJs. Friday, Saturday.
Saturday night is the big costume party.
Everything normal is going on during the day.
This is at the Crowne Plaza. If you've been there before,
this hotel is freaking huge. It's huge, so take over Friday,
(24:35):
Saturday. In the front lobby the glitz by
Jax will have her big set up there during the day here we
will have again pool party room crawls.
But the room crawls here are crazy because you can stand on
the bottom and just look up. There's five floors of just
nonsense going on, Yeah, so definitely come out for.
People go all out for the room crawls too.
(24:57):
They'll have all kind of crazy shots and candy and stuff you
can eat. So go to whole taste.
Like an eyeball or look like an eyeball?
What else about the Halloween party do we want to tell them?
Oh, bull, your room fast 'cause there, I would say almost like
75% sold out already. And it is August at the time.
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I'm just recording. So definitely book now.
You'll see more updates for all the different things.
We got a lot of different thingsplanned for you for that, but
just keep checking for updates. So yeah, it's time to get back
out there. I'm excited.
So I'm sad that summer's over, but the one thing we do have to
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look forward to is the swing season.
And also, look, we're going to hope that Chuck D makes it out
more this year. What do you say, Chuck?
Look, I probably will I probably.
Will what date is that? What?
What date is that? Listen, it don't matter.
Listen, this is what I'm going to say about this year.
There's going to be difference in terms of my attendance, OK,
(26:03):
There, there's, there's a new, let's just say there's going to
be a new way of swinging for Chuck the.
OK. The new Sherpa experiment.
It's. Experimental and we're going to
try some new things this year. We'll see how it goes, hope and
hopefully you'll go well. Are we talking about that now or
(26:25):
next episode? Yeah, when do we next episode?
New. New you'll.
Have to stay tuned for the next episode because we're I'm still
trying to figure it out myself, OK?
I think in the biz they call this a cliffhanger.
Listen, there's going to be some, probably some new stories
that are going to come about this, OK?
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Oh my God, yes, this is what I've been waiting for.
All this travelling for nothing now you're finally fucking
coming through for me, Chuck, Yes.
Whatever man, whatever. We'll see.
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So welcome back down and dirty listeners, I'm unsure of when
you'll be hearing this, what you've listened to last probably
you met Mike, our partner on CND.
That's probably the last episodethat you would have heard before
this one. We have my lovely wife, the Dean
(01:30):
on. She's going to join us again.
And we got Chuck D fucking on the road again, Route 66.
So if it sounds a little fucked up or muffled, that's because
he's in his fucking truck on theroad or.
Something truck. Nobody knows what a Mack truck
is. I mean, have we not established
that I'm fucking old? Well, this story we're about to
(01:52):
tell. So Chuck, listen to this story,
producer. You'll find this one hilarious,
right? So my phone, if anyone knows
who's listening to this, if you try to send me a message over
the last week, my phone has really been fucked up.
I'm not lying to you, right? Yes, OK, my phone has been
fucked up. I am not lying.
So I haven't been getting text messages.
So we go up to the, I get a new phone, we go to the carrier.
(02:14):
I won't say the carrier's name. They told us not to say it.
So I go to the carrier and I'm like, I need these text messages
back. I need my shit back.
And dude's like, OK, He's like. Wait, first you have to tell
them that this wasn't the first trip, this was.
We've been trying this all week.Yeah, for two weeks, yeah.
To the store, trying to ourselves, all this shit.
(02:35):
Yeah, 3 hours on the phone. So we're sitting here and a guy,
first of all, he goes, damn, whydo you have this many contacts
in your phones? Now, let me ask you this, Chuck,
how many contacts do you think you have on your phone?
I'd. Say at least 1000.
Producer, how many contacts do you think is a regular amount?
I don't know if you can answer on this or not.
You can type in but. I think I'm 500.
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So what'd you say? I had over 2000 contacts, Yes.
First of all, so he's looking atit, he's going, why do you have
this many calls on your phone? I was like, I don't know, dude,
fix the fucking text messages. And as he's sitting there, text
messages come up and he goes, oh, see, you're getting text
messages. This must be from her.
And you could bleep the name out.
It was like hot wife and your hot wife, right?
(03:18):
And the Dean goes, Nope. So immediately the little girl,
the little the kid goes, oh, shit, I didn't even hear your
business out, man. My bad, my bad.
And he gets really worried. No, now as he's doing it, I
could say like he's keeps looking over at the Dean
wondering like, is he going? Like he thought they were
starting a divorce? So I go outside.
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I leave to go get something. I come back in and these two are
looking at each other, but they're smiling.
There's a bunch of workers sitting around.
And he goes, so here's somethingI don't understand, man, why was
that person named Hot Wife in your phone?
And now I think the Dean has already had this conversation
with this man telling them this,say this to me so he can fuck
with me. I like, oh, it's just a friend.
(04:03):
And he goes, but why hot wife? And I was like, oh, it's an
inside joke and he's not lettingit go.
And I'll keep looking at the Dean to like, give me a sound
like, is he in on this or not? Did you tell him?
And finally she just looks at me.
She doesn't give me any signal. I'll go.
All right, man, let me tell you the truth.
Why I got all them damn contactson my phone and why that text
came through. I was like, we run a swinger
(04:25):
site. We own it.
We have a pot and we start and all the workers now start.
Yeah, they certainly are coming around slowly.
All the workers are just boarding around like what the
fuck did you just say? So I had to let him in on it,
but he they were all mind blown now at this point.
But now one of the major things is I can't get my pictures from
(04:47):
the old phone to the new phone and he doesn't want to see him.
He's he's so embarrassed now because he has to see the.
Because he saw a Glenn. Definitely saw the pictures he
tried out like he didn't, but hedefinitely saw all these fucking
pictures on here. Because the professor does not
have a private photo album for all of his private pics.
They're just mixed in with all of his like family trip
(05:09):
pictures. And then the next picture you
see like some what did the guy say though?
He's like, that's a vagina or somebody like masturbating. 6
megapixel vagina video or something?
He was like, why do you have a six megapixel picture?
He did. You've definitely seen a
dinosaur jerking off. But that was our day yesterday
(05:32):
with the phone. But anyone who was trying to get
in contact with me, you can now.Oh wait, there's more.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So before we left the the one
guy was like, wait, hold on, letme make sure you find me on
Facebook, he said. Yeah.
He. Gave his name, yeah, he gave his
name and I was like, why don't you just get my phone number?
(05:55):
So I I went over the girl wrote down my phone number for him on
a post it note because the the store's closed.
There's only one other person inthere but he was helping him.
So I wrote my phone number down within 5 minutes of us leaving
the girl text me and she's like hey this is so and so I want to
(06:16):
hear more about these party. Yeah.
So we recruited the whole local provider store because the
manager's going to. Come Is she single?
Was she single? She is.
OK. What do?
You care 'cause man, you know me.
I think you. Told US 20. 25. 25.
I want to take a defense. I want to come out in an offense
(06:36):
here of the single males who arealways criticized for always
jumping to are they single? Are they free?
Can I have them? And here we got Chuck D over
there biting at the bit soon, you know?
Are you male involved? I'm.
Not. A single male over.
The side of the road because yougot.
All creepy. So Chuck, where are you right
now? Between Mitchell, SD in Sioux
Falls, SD. All right, So what we wanted to
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talk to you guys about is very exciting.
Well, let's start here first. We just had the Red Hot event.
That was our last brass row event of the season.
So very fun. You know, I like a good theme.
I like a good color theme. My wife is squinching her nose
up right now because she doesn'tlove color things but I do this
one back I think. Check these back it.
(07:24):
Sort of. Sort of.
But can you guys hear me? Yes, sorry about.
That I'm sorry, we can hear you.So the fact that you cut out
right there is probably the reason why you didn't make it to
the red hot event this weekend, correct?
Was this weekend? Oh damn, I thought it.
Was that a trick question? Motherfucker, we know you like,
oh, I'm busy. I mean, wait, hey, I'll, I'll,
(07:47):
I'll tell you this. And this might be for another
episode. I was busy with with my wife
setting up a profile. See which one it is?
Y'all try to guess which one can't want candy?
Whatever, It doesn't matter. We'll talk about that in another
episode, but that's how it's visible matter.
Where that one? How to improve some things?
(08:08):
I had to improve it enough because I've seen some, I've
seen some of it. I had to send some quotes back
to you. Listen, she put that up without
my knowledge. Like, well, I knew it was going
up, but without my approval, let's say that.
I can't wait. Let's do that everybody.
See if you can find what Chuck D's new CND profile is.
I don't even know what it is. No, I knew right away.
(08:30):
I read it right away. I was like, oh, I text him.
I matched him. Fake ass ages up.
Well, let's. Shut up man.
Let's go on to the the next topic.
What's? Going on next topic, the season
just ended. We had red hot, which was our
last event of the season at the Brass Rail downtown event.
It was hot out that night. It's always good to get
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downtown. I miss downtown.
Chuck, do you think that you could live downtown now and
still party down there? Absolutely not.
No downtown landscape has changed.
It's not worth like it used to be.
I mean, you can't be finding those alleyways and a little,
you know, play in the alleys anymore.
You can't be doing that. There's too many cameras around.
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Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
Why are you always thinking about the weird creepy
perspective? I like that shit.
I like that shit. I don't even think about it or
not. I was just like, there's less
places that we like to go. And then every time I got on a
we route home and I told the Dean, I'm like, yeah, we need to
start going back downtown more. And you're like, you can't do
that. But no, that was well, the Dean
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didn't go, but it was a good event next.
But here's what I'm excited about, Chuck.
The swinging season is about to start.
And the reason why we call the swinging season is September is
when all the kids go back to school, people get more time on
their hands. All that summer travel and
camping and all that bullshit's done.
So now you can get back to the business at hand of swinging.
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So the last few years we used todo just a regular swing.
We've we've done different things to kick off the season,
just regular one swing season, but we tried a naughty
schoolgirl once. That was a disaster.
And people talked me into listen, listeners, for all of
you out there who told me like, oh, professor, that's creepy for
adults to be in that or all. They talked me into it.
(10:23):
And I'm not, I'm saying they, I'm not going to say who, but
there's a couple of people sitting on this call that were
the ones who did it. But I hated that thing.
I always left that to a different party.
Because other parties in other states, that's one of their
biggest parties, that's when they kick their thing off.
Yeah, like it's a big thing. But here everybody is to PCI.
(10:49):
Don't know but I didn't like it though.
I felt weird and I was a bus driver and see.
And we know if the professor felt weird, it's wrong.
Yeah, I was like, I'm not doing this anymore.
So you have the word from the professor that you will not have
to endure any more naughty schoolgirlness.
All right. So this year, to start off the
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swing season, we are going with the party that I made the
professor move because he used to have this in May when nobody
had a tan. It's the White Party.
Doesn't sound like white people problems.
Whatever you don't have a tan. Why would I think?
About that because everybody looks better in white when you
have a tan. I don't.
(11:32):
I'm not arguing with. You, yeah.
I'm not arguing with. You he did that for like 3 years
and I'm like no, we're not doingthat anymore.
So we moved it last year and it was a big hit, I think.
Yes, yes, it wasn't. I would agree 100% because the
May party seemed like a bunch ofghosts walking around.
Right. So wait, Chuck, have you ever
(11:53):
been to a White Party 'cause we didn't do them back when you
were coming along? Oh, no, no, no.
Chuck was at the very first White Party we ever did.
We did it at the rooftop. Down the rooftop, Yeah, I was at
that one. You know, I got pictures of that
one. It was private.
Those were nice. I liked the White Party at the
rooftop. Yeah, that was a good one.
(12:14):
That was I liked. Every party at the.
Rooftop except. When I got physically assaulted
by the people that tried to comeinto the party.
The rooftop was a nice location.It was.
Yes, or happy. Rooftop intent to anyone with a
rooftop. Well Chuck, I didn't get your
opinion on this. How do you feel about naughty
school rule? Thing.
Well, I mean, I liked it. I mean, I mean for a lot of
(12:39):
different reasons, but mainly for the outfits.
I mean, I like that kind of stuff, but do you?
Like that on on. Free winter absolutely like.
It on a lot of adult women. Why?
I'm just saying it's creepy because it's not supposed to be
on adult women. It's a schoolgirl outfit.
You're proud, but. You have to think about it, it's
a role play. Yeah.
(13:00):
Like. But Dean, we have to remember
who scored the highest on the BDSM test for vanilla, so role
play is not within the. Person there's adult
cheerleaders, there's adult nurses, there's a that role play
is police woman. There's no 15 year old police
woman. You see what I'm saying?
It doesn't match up. There's college girls that were.
(13:23):
Fucking yeah. Hot college girl.
Now you sound like Chuck D. Yeah.
Who did I marry? No, I've always been a fan of a
lady in the uniform, so that's how I viewed it.
Creepy. I I see your point, but I don't
go down that road well. This one is going to be the
(13:44):
White Party and just that there was an update that just went out
on CND recently. It looks like it may be sold
out, but here's what I will tellyou with a few weeks left.
Call the main hotel to make sureand get your names on the wait
list. We want people cancel.
People cancel, especially right now.
Yeah and there will be overflow hotel which is just the Windy
(14:06):
Rd. ride down the street. And again, it's
self-explanatory. White outfits.
White lingerie. White lingerie, all the normal
stuff. There'll be a pool party during
the day, there'll be some pre parties and then 8:00 we're
going to roll right into oh, butI'm jumping the gun here 'cause
(14:27):
Friday we have meet and greet Friday night.
It's not a. It's not a hotel takeover on
Friday night this time, but there will be speed dating so Go
Out will be doing their popular speed.
Dating. It's a bar takeover though, yes.
You have the whole ball. Yeah.
So the bar is a takeover. It's just there may be other
guests in the hotel, but they try to keep them on a different
(14:51):
floor, don't they? Yeah.
Yeah, so here, here's the distinction for anyone new who's
listening. What were you going to say,
Chuck? Let's say I've never been to a
speed dating event. There's.
Are there, are there single males involved?
Yeah, males. No, single males are not
permitted to play in the speed dating.
You how about? Marry.
(15:12):
How about marry Dating separately?
Yeah, you come to the speed dating and you explain that to
them. Yeah, tell them what you.
Mean I'm talking about according.
To white chocolate's rules, evena married man attending solo is
considered a single male. Sorry.
I'm a special producer. Damn.
Hey, I'm special. Why don't we just?
Have your wife come to this though, Chuck?
(15:34):
And do speed dating and do speeddating a great way to meet
people. We could feel these.
Is that what? I I got to, I got to watch this
one. Listen, your profile isn't even
on the VIP list because you don't come to party.
Whatever, whatever. Shut your mouth.
I'm not. I'm not going to say a word
(15:55):
after that. No producer no that beginning of
my no be like make sure I'm. On my those are.
Those are like fighting words right now.
Which I can't. I'm just saying that's just what
being. The professor's worst nightmare,
that Yeah, you, you better. You better talk to him,
Professor. You better talk to him real
quick. That is his favorite thing.
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Make sure I'm on the fucking list.
Oh, that was a great laugh. All right, so the White Party,
self-explanatory clothing. Men don't ask me what to wear.
White shit. All right, Yeah, even if you
just wear blue jeans or slacks, just wear a white shirt.
Or you can wear a white linen outfit.
(16:37):
White shoes are kind of hard to find, I get it.
And even for this one, you can wear white tennis shoes just.
Make sure they're not dirty. Don't wear no dirty grass
cutters though. Don't be coming in there looking
like you just got them in the fields.
But men, that's what you're going to want to wear lingerie.
Men. White T-shirt.
(16:58):
Not tighty whiteys. They're going to see a lot of
that. They're going to they're going
to wear some tighty whiteys. My fuck ass brother's going to
be in some tighty. Whiteys he probably is.
Looks like the producers in tighty whiteys right now.
What the hell is that? Oh man.
What is that? You assume that I'm even wearing
tighty whitey's. I'm on my own.
(17:19):
Property, we do fucking cut thatthat's happened.
Leave. Yeah.
Creepy. That's creepy right there.
No, but we're gonna lose listeners on that again.
White Party, There will be an after party.
What do we have a camera there? The photographer will be there
(17:42):
for that one too. So definitely check it out.
It's under the event section. Last year it was one of my
favorite parties. It was so fun it.
Was unexpectedly large last year.
Yeah, yes. So definitely check that out.
Passion escapes doing the mini Boudreaux shoot as well during
the White Party, so you can signup on Indeed to get a session
(18:03):
with him, but then he's also doing the event photos during
the event. And you can also pre register on
the CND in the event info so that you can get the delivery
privately sent to you ahead of time.
All right. Good to know Glitz by Jax will
be there also. So if you're there during the
day early she's usually set up in the main lobby and then at
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night time she set up upstairs. I think she'll be on the 3rd
floor. She'll have stuff in her room or
outside of there. So if you're wondering what to
wear if you don't have lingerie or you just want something fun
for the party, check her out in there.
She will be selling stuff. And then also back-to-back
weeks, our Sioux Falls event, the eye candy event is going to
(18:47):
be September 13th, the very nextweekend.
And that's going to be a hoedown.
So lots of Daisy Dukes, cowboy hats, cowboy boots.
Again, dudes, I can't help you with what the word of that.
I don't know really. I, I go on and I play Amazon
cowboy. You know what I mean?
Foot in cowboy outfits? Well, Chuck, you're from South
Dakota. Do you got original shit?
(19:08):
Oh, you know, I I'm a OG, so yeah, I already got that stuff.
Yeah, you guys got that stuff inmy closet.
Boots with real South Dakota mudon it.
Oh yeah, I got boots. Oh yeah, they they still got mud
on it. I got the the long sleeve shirts
with the Pearl buttons are. You for event.
You know, I don't, I don't thinkso.
(19:29):
I don't think I have. I don't think he is.
I don't think he is. Well, it's it's at the the glow
still. That's our hotel that we do the
eye candy vents at great hotel. It's it's it's not what I would
think. It's it's probably the best one
in South Dakota. Chuck, have you ever seen it
there? I have not, I don't venture off
in those parts of that area. So very.
(19:52):
Modern. And I'm surprised.
I was real surprised, but it's awhole hotel takeover.
There is a meet and greet Fridaynight before that event
Saturday, same sort of set up asthe White Party.
You got the daytime events like the pool party, there's a room
crawl, some other contest they do during the day of the main
party is that night after party.There is a Taco, a food truck
that comes at night time out there.
(20:13):
So definitely check that out. You can sign up for that on the
events page. Also on couples next door.
So just look for that under the eye candy events.
It's not announced yet, but lookfor it.
We do have a new location event coming October 4th, so that'll
be. The bar takeover.
So check for that. And then the granddaddy of them
all, Halloween is coming. My birthday.
So do you have your costume picked out this year?
(20:35):
I have it picked out but I don'thave it purchased yet.
I have to put it together. For those of you who don't know,
it's the Dean's birthday and shegoes all out for Halloween.
What's your favorite costume? My favorite costume of all time.
Yes. That I wore or that I've seen.
(20:55):
That you wore. The jellyfish, of course.
Oh yeah, OK. Jellyfish.
Jellyfish. I don't know jellyfish one or
the the revamped jellyfish. I think that jellyfish, that's
my favorite one. That was very creative.
I like that. Did you see both?
You saw both. Well, the one that lit up.
(21:17):
Both of them did. He doesn't remember.
The distinct. Differences that you put into
your jellyfish edition. Yeah.
Don't you remember the smoking touches of tentacles I put on?
Yeah, the professor and I, we got to worry about rolling the
red carpet out, getting the trumpet tears ready.
Holding the train. You're ready to roll out?
Yeah. Working working on rolling
(21:38):
sticks so it looks like it's flowing.
This year our costume is, I'm not telling what it is, but it's
a whole theme for the whole night.
Goes along with some little activity that's going to happen
at the party. Uh.
Oh, uh oh, uh oh. Chuck, are you going?
For the kink sounds sounds like am I going to be there have.
(22:01):
You met? Did we have this episode
already? Have you met my wife?
Utah is going to sound kinky. What do you think she's going to
get on a Saint Andrew's cross orsomething?
I don't know you never. Know you know that you know the
answer. Yeah, probably not.
Probably not. Are you coming Halloween or not?
Well, possibly, I mean. You know, it's my 50th birthday.
(22:24):
Damn. Oh.
Yeah, I mean, that's crazy. The other day I was in CVS and
you know, you have to, you have to give your birth date like for
them to look up what you're getting or whatever.
Which is crazy by the way you'rein line.
Just been on birthdays. Yeah, but after the tech went to
go get my stuff, the the nice gentleman behind me, he was
(22:48):
like, excuse me, He's like, I don't mean this to sound creepy,
but you look really good for fifty.
I was like, why thank you, Sir, he said.
I know. This is like the 17th time I
heard this story right just randomly.
Like you were 50. Why would I hear?
This story like 18 times, a lot of people tell me that and I do
(23:09):
not have Botox, no. Who gets carded more, me or you?
I never get carded. Who gets carded more?
You begin. You never get carded, what are
you talking about? Back to you though, Chuck, Are
you coming or not? Yeah, it depends man what the
date is, I mean. Sometimes it's Halloween, God
damn it. Actually, it's the it's the
(23:30):
whole weekend and you need to come the whole weekend.
Yeah, Friday. Friday is a little masquerade
party, little different than thecostume event.
Yeah, so listen to people. That's important.
So Friday night of it's it's actually October 31st.
We know you got kids we don't want.
Fucking here put the kids they can stop trick or treating at
(23:52):
like 9930. Put them with the sitter eating
all their candy. I.
Got enough? Candy, come on out and celebrate
with me. So I mean, celebrate me, yeah.
Whatever. Yeah, but it's a a masquerade
event Friday night, so you can wear like, you know, regular
clothes like dark dresses or whatever.
(24:14):
And there's. A lingerie, a little mask.
Yeah. And there's a lingerie change.
Two different DJs. Friday, Saturday.
Saturday night is the big costume party.
Everything normal is going on during the day.
This is at the Crowne Plaza. If you've been there before,
this hotel is freaking huge. It's huge, so take over Friday,
(24:35):
Saturday. In the front lobby the glitz by
Jax will have her big set up there during the day here we
will have again pool party room crawls.
But the room crawls here are crazy because you can stand on
the bottom and just look up. There's five floors of just
nonsense going on, Yeah, so definitely come out for.
People go all out for the room crawls too.
(24:57):
They'll have all kind of crazy shots and candy and stuff you
can eat. So go to whole taste.
Like an eyeball or look like an eyeball?
What else about the Halloween party do we want to tell them?
Oh, bull, your room fast 'cause there, I would say almost like
75% sold out already. And it is August at the time.
(25:20):
I'm just recording. So definitely book now.
You'll see more updates for all the different things.
We got a lot of different thingsplanned for you for that, but
just keep checking for updates. So yeah, it's time to get back
out there. I'm excited.
So I'm sad that summer's over, but the one thing we do have to
(25:41):
look forward to is the swing season.
And also, look, we're going to hope that Chuck D makes it out
more this year. What do you say, Chuck?
Look, I probably will I probably.
Will what date is that? What?
What date is that? Listen, it don't matter.
Listen, this is what I'm going to say about this year.
There's going to be difference in terms of my attendance, OK,
(26:03):
There, there's, there's a new, let's just say there's going to
be a new way of swinging for Chuck the.
OK. The new Sherpa experiment.
It's. Experimental and we're going to
try some new things this year. We'll see how it goes, hope and
hopefully you'll go well. Are we talking about that now or
(26:25):
next episode? Yeah, when do we next episode?
New. New you'll.
Have to stay tuned for the next episode because we're I'm still
trying to figure it out myself, OK?
I think in the biz they call this a cliffhanger.
Listen, there's going to be some, probably some new stories
that are going to come about this, OK?
(26:46):
Oh my God, yes, this is what I've been waiting for.
All this travelling for nothing now you're finally fucking
coming through for me, Chuck, Yes.
Whatever man, whatever. We'll see.
Stay. Tuned.
All right, C&B, check the event section out.
When you log on to Couples Next door, go to the event section.
All this stuff we talked about today will be in there.
(27:08):
And also listen to this episode,future ones.
If you got questions. People ask me all the time what
to wear. Is it a cash bar?
Is it not? Check out the events page and
listen to the podcast. They will explain a lot.
All right, can't wait to meet you.
Don't forget to book your room. Oh yeah.
Halloween is going to sell out. Book your room.
(27:30):
Both nights do. Your costume, all right.
I'll get my costume, make sure I'm on the list.
That's all I care about. On our fucking list, all right?
We'll see about that. Done and dirty.
See you later. So David, the producer who
sponsored today's episode. That's couples nextdoor.com,
where you can unlock the desiresbeyond the ordinary.
(27:51):
My favorite lifestyle website out there.
Also, producer. Where can you listen to today's
episode? All major podcasts because this
is a production of the Down and Dirty Production Company and
they make sure you hear to this episode.
And what is our favorite toy company?
Love Sense. The remote control gods over
there get you 1. And also don't forget those
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smooth silky sounds by Vic. Show notes, Show notes, go to
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