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Right, what's up everyone, Welcome back to the Down and
dirty. This is your got a professor and
talking to you about a couple ofthings today.
One being is you're going to seesome changes coming up to the
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down and dirty. You'll see some new guests, new
timing and when it will be out and also most importantly, you
will see some new host. We'll have some of that
information coming out to you soon, but just look for that.
We'll be releasing those new episodes in the next couple
weeks, so we are excited about that.
Now what I want to talk to you about, most importantly though,
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is why we came here today is to talk about the sexy seduction. 2
day hotel takeover. Yes, two whole days, whole
takeover, all the hotel. So Friday night, March 21st.
So the events going to be March 21st and 22nd.
It's going to be here in Minnesota, Twin Cities area.
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March 21st is going to be the first night, Friday night.
Now, let me just tell you, let me stop there.
Let me stop there. Why?
It's called sexy seduction. Normally you see our events and
you'll see like there's always atitle, Halloween, Mardi Gras,
the White Party, etcetera. This one's called sexy seduction
'cause my wife, you know what mywife hates what some people,
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some people like this, but my wife hates having to get a theme
ready all the time. When we first started doing
parties back in 2008, it was just white chocolate presents
hotel takeover. So when we would do that, that
meant come out and our tag was and we still put it in some of
the events was come out and dress white chocolate sexy and
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that simply meant come dressed to impress.
That meant girls wear your frequent dress, come out with
them heels that hurt your feet. But you know, turn heads and
dudes don't come out looking like you just got done working
on the railroad all the live long day.
Come out, put a clean shirt on some nice shoes.
You know what I mean? Come out dressed and impressed
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like you want to get some. So that's what we want to get
back to. My wife was like, we never do
that no more. So let's just have a party where
people don't got to worry about a theme.
Nothing like that. Come out and what you feel good
in. So that's what you're going to
wear. So before you even ask, just
listen to the podcast and I put it out there in the 1st 2
minutes. What you're going to wear is
what you feel best in. Now Friday night's going to be
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more of a meet and greet style in the bar area.
So that's a that's a good time for, if you're new, come out to
that and meet some people. That's where you can get a
little chance to talk to them. It's going to be loud, still new
music, but just not music and dancing as not as many people.
So Friday night's a good time for that.
I would say new people. That's good because Saturday is
a totally different vibe. It's a total.
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I know my Co host here hate the word vibe but.
I do, I absolutely hate it. It's a.
Totally different deal. I will keep it going.
Totally different deal on Saturday night.
And that's when you're going to want to, like I said, wear those
freaking dresses and all those good things there.
Because on Saturday, that's whenthere's going to be dancing.
There's going to be different things going on, Photo OPS, all
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that cash bars. The 360.
Not for this one. Not for this one.
But. There will be the three 60s are
fun, but not for this one. We're going to say that one
you'll you'll see that one the. Photographer will be back at the
the. Photographer will be back so
there will be some photos. Escapes.
Yep, he will be back. Get you some good photos back
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there. And like I was saying, there's
cash bar. So it's not BYOB like some
places that you might have gone to.
And also remember this at our events and make sure you read
this on the details on our events.
At 10:30, there's a lingerie change.
And what that means is you're going to come down in your
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outfit that we just talked about.
But at 10:30, this is your chance to wear all that lingerie
you've been buying for all thoseyears for Valentine's Day and
never got nowhere to wear it to.Now this dolls cracking up.
You know I'm right. Everybody got a whole lingerie,
George, Their husbands, they never seen that shit look.
It's true. Well, you know, you go to Sheen
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and you just do like a mass order of like different colors
and then half of it days in a bag.
So this is the perfect time to bring all that out and, you
know, look. You can have all the lingerie
from the years that we've been doing this.
I could open up a goddamn lingerie store.
I swear to you I could open up alingerie store.
As the producer, I can't stop. But also to mention that if you
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don't have lingerie or you're not happy with your current
lingerie, you can go to glitzbyjacks.com and get
yourself some new, new lingerie and some merchandise from the
C&D and the down and dirty merchandise.
So check. Out let's buy you could just go
boobs and pasties. She got these ones that light
up. They're cool as hell.
And don't forget about the exchange table.
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That guy will be back again. Which you know, once again, if
you have something that you bought and it doesn't fit you
but you don't want to return it,well guess what, Bring it to the
table and someone else will enjoy it.
I got a funny exchange table story at the last event.
I was sitting up at the front desk with with Chuck at the
front desk there where people coming in and the exchange table
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was right to the right. So somebody walked up and asked
me what it was. And she was like, you know, can
we just take it? And I was like, yeah, take
whatever you want. And she grabbed two things and
left. Later that night, I don't know
if you Remember Me talking aboutbeing on this Panther skin rugs
up there. I'm laying on the ground and
somebody drops it on top of my head and go remember this.
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And I was like, oh shit. From the exchange table.
So the exchange, not only did itmake it back, it got new life
and had a good time. So the exchange.
See. Perfect.
See, that was a great exchange table advertisement right there.
That was a. Good one.
So Miss Doll, Speaking of this, that's a great one that actually
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happened. Great one, Miss Doll.
What I want you to do though is can you cue the ladies in and
the dudes? Because we're just going to be
real quick with the dudes. But can you cue the ladies in on
some tips for a lingerie change or clothing?
Clothing wise, like he said, anything sexy, so like a sexy
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dress that you have heels. Light up shoes have now become
one of the biggest things I think actually wandering around.
Those are freaking awesome. So the light up shoes and you
know, keep your feet nice and happy so that you can keep
dancing. Lingerie wise, once again, like
I said, if you have a whole drawer full of things, bring it
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with you. I do, I do, and like I said it,
various colors. I have a whole nother order
coming too by the way. It's just so everyone swear.
And as a note, she doesn't keep it on for long.
Very rarely, it's not for the. Listeners, they're looking for
this lingerie they're looking tosee.
It yeah, they need. Yeah, but they also want to see
Miss Dull running around naked. OK, I don't usually run around
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the entirety of the hotel. My room, Yes.
Topless. You're not Disclaimer.
She was like, wait a minute, I'mjust not running around ass out
all night. Don't pin me like that.
Topless. Sure.
But with her ass, I guarantee you that the lingerie is showing
that ass off too. It is, but I'm not like, you
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know, fully butt naked. All right, just again.
Good note. We we got it, Miss Doll, you're
not that type of. Person.
I see it a lot, but yeah. You will.
You will see it to bring all thelingerie that you want and
change into it as often as you wish.
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Yes ladies, you can see people and don't feel like, oh, you got
to choose. I see people and they'll make a
point to come up to me all night, like, oh, what outfit
changes this? And I, I try to remember, but I
can't. It's like a little game that
they want me to play, but. There's threes and fours, but
you have to do it with it, you know?
Oh my God everybody but what outfit changes this make sure.
You bring someone who doesn't doan outfit change very often. 2
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might be my top but I've seen others that go like 6-7.
No, Oh, that's not uncommon. There's one I know somebody who
purposely tries to beat her record like every time she
comes, like how many outfits canshe get in from pool party time
to the end. So, and that's not before we
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let's rewind a little bit duringthe day.
Let me just give you a little bit of logistics.
So if the hotel is sold out, we will have an overflow hotel for
the sake I'm talking about sexy seduction party.
We'll have an overflow hotel which is right down the street.
But if it is sold out, just knowthat you are still able to come
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to all the activities. There's a pool party during the
day that starts at 2:00. You can start checking in early
in the daytime. There's pre parties or room
crawls that start around 5:00. So even if you're not staying at
the hotel or if you do not have a hotel, you don't have to have
a hotel to come to these events,but you can still come to the
activities during the day as long as you get a wrist bag.
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So just wanted to make sure I let everybody know that.
OK, now back to Miss Doll and Nakedness in Lingerie.
Yeah. I always suggest wear comfy
shoes. Yes there will be a lot of
ladies running around in high heels and stuff which is great.
It makes the outfit look fantastic.
But after dancing for an hour orso in heels, most of the time
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tables are scattered with shoes.Put them back on for the after
party, you know what I mean? There's that, there's that.
Or just do what I did last time I'd run around in socks like
that was what I did see. You can do that the.
Professor likes his heels though.
He likes seeing the girls running around and eating.
And I'm a thaw dude, so I like it to go together.
You can't really wear like slippers and thighs.
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You could, but. I mean, we've seen it.
Oh hell yeah. Seen a little lot I can think of
like 5 off the top of my head that do it all the time.
Now let me ask you this Miss doll, what do you personally
like to see guys in for the lingerie change?
Nice shirts, some have like button UPS, others don't wear
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them at all. So you're talking about.
Waiting for the, for the for theactual clothing for guys.
Even in lingerie. Just rock the button up and
T-shirt and no. Panties up.
Hey, you know just kidding. Mesh mesh shorts is a number one
thing. Recently you see a lot of guys
running around on the mesh shorts I.
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Always got some mesh shorts on. Jeez, I.
Got mesh shorts on. I don't know, just regular
underwear. That's been a thing the I'm
going to. Tell you that she's putting all
you guys with horrible legs and no asses in a lot of
compromising positions. I'm going to tell you what I
wear. Y'all?
I'm wearing lounge pants, pajamapants, and some.
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Slippers. I look like I'm going to get the
morning there. Are others, they wear jeans too,
all right? They just take their shirt off
and they wear jeans. You can do that.
I get it, but there's people like me who ain't going to just
be walking around all buffed out, you know what I mean?
I still got compete out here so for those guys.
Professor, I think it's time foryou to bust out the Hugh Huffner
jacket again. I, I look, I saved that for
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special occasions, but for the guys you can wear robes, lounge
pants, pajama pants, or for the other guys that are not me, you
put on those mesh shorts and thongs and all that stuff.
I just want to put that disclaimer out there.
There was some guys getting nervous wasn't going to come.
Yeah, I ain't wearing that ever.You've never seen.
My mesh. Shorts wasn't putting that on.
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They're going to be hiding in their rooms.
I did once at HITO once my, my wife talked me into wearing
this. They were like boy type shorts
and there was this shirt like a tight shirt.
I called it my bi curious shirt.It was tight.
I was like listen, you can see everything on me on that one.
I was like I I tested it 'cause I was a HITO and no one knew me
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there, but that was. The that was the key point.
No one. Really, I was like I was
advertising. Look, that was the only time I
ever wear something real tight to any part of it.
So guys know it's OK if you got it deflaunted, use what you got,
but if you don't, you'll be cooltoo.
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So what else do we got? OK, we talked about the attire
the activities are going throughout the day after party.
So and the room crawls. Yeah, room crawls going from
5:00 to 7:00. So what that is, let me go into
a little bit of that. We have someone that sets those
up and they're just people that like to volunteer.
You know, a lot of people are going to have people over to
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their rooms beforehand anyway, so you're more than welcome to
open up your doors and welcome people and how you see fit.
But there will be some people who post and on CND on the wall
and you'll see a listing on the actual party and the day out
there'll be rooms listed of where these room call rooms are.
And these are just designated rooms that people are saying
come over, have a drink with us,play a game.
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Last time, last party, there wasnaked Jenga going on in one of
the rooms and then another one had a will of death.
They were spinning and you know you get a shot or you the.
Dildo ring tos. Dildo ring toss with a lot going
on that was. A popular one.
I did play that game. See, somebody was bringing in,
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they wheeled in two dollies fullof shit.
It was like, what is this? It was like Plinko or some shit.
It was putting shit together in a room for people to play.
Now, you don't have to go to this extreme, but I'm just
telling you the shit that you will see at the room crawls.
So come to that. Like I said, you don't need a
room. You don't have to be on the
actual main hotel part. You can get overflow.
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You can still participate, but the after party, the after party
is going to be from 1:00 to 3:00and you will, anybody can go to
it. You can go in there, there'll be
drinks in there, games going on.There'll be some areas where you
can play. Just watch for any designated
signs or anything or watch for any place that the hosts after
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party hosts our security tell you you can or cannot do.
But that goes on from 1:00 to 3:00 and then you are free.
Like I said, we have the whole hotel, so you're free to explore
it and go wherever you like. That's why we do it for y'all,
that's why we take over the whole thing, so we do not have
to worry about any major problems.
What happens at the pool party hosted by Eye Candy Midwest?
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So that's in the daytime on Saturday.
So if you've never been to an event, so people usually check
in on Friday. If you're saying both nights, a
lot of people like this time thehotel will be sold out for both
nights. So if you are staying for both
nights, Friday people usually check in after work, you know,
you'll people got to travel. So you'll see people coming in
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at 5:00 to 7:00. That event starts at 9:00 and
then goes until 1 and then the next day the events will start
around 2:00 and icandy Midwest. So you know our icandy events,
they host a pool party during the day and that's just a way
for you to come down music, playing games, be some
giveaways, things like that. So good time, good time.
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I don't particularly go into those, but you won't ever see me
at the pool party. This caused my fear of public
pools. But it is a good time.
There's a lot of people. It's hot in there.
It's always hot in there becauseyeah, it's one people are and
it's a. Total, and it's a smaller space.
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So they don't have to wear a top, so less clothing.
There's always titties out in there.
That's what the pool's for, whether it's there.
I tested that theory at Mardi Gras.
I watched cause 'cause the cowboy decided to take my top
upstairs and put it in the room and so I had to walk from the
pool back to the room without a top on.
Oh, what a shame. See Thank you Cowboy for your
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service. In broad daylight.
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And you know how I know that? Because it's mine.
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tab. And once you click on the events
tab, you will be able to read all the details.
And this is important because inthe details it's going to tell
you all the fun you can have andall the things you should not
do. So single.
The rules to follow. This is a segue into you guys,
single males, if you are listening to this, please read
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those rules twice. This is not that we hate single
males, but for the safety and security and the ratio and the
party flow and everything we do limit their participation.
So make sure you go on and read those rules because if you do
not, I don't want you showing upwith your money in your hand and
your party bag and we got to turn you away.
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Prince today. Well, for those of you that
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don't know, let me introduce himproperly.
The Prince is actually my brother, the brother from the
same mother. So he actually runs.
I can't even Midwest events out there in Sioux Falls and he
wants to just run you guys down on what's going to be going on
March 29th at the Neon Knights and you know, let you know what
to expect for if you haven't ever gone to 1 before Prince,
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what we got from today. Yeah.
So if you haven't heard or you don't know already, this is
going to be the first. Say it again, Prince.
Why not say it again? This will be the first ever
hotel takeover held in Sioux Falls.
South Dakota. I like it.
It's been a long time. You know, been a long time
coming, you know, and one thing that I will say is, you know, if
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we want to keep this thing going, we're going to need Max
participation. So everybody that has been to an
eye candy event, we're going to need you to come out and show
your support. And if you haven't been to an
eye candy event, this is. The this.
Is the great first one to attendso.
What can I expect, Prince? If you've never been to a hotel
takeover, what are the give us some of the details for this
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hotel takeover? What?
What happened? All right, so at this one here,
you know we're going to have a full slate during the day of
what's going to be going on. We're going to start with a pool
party that's going to be rammed from 2:00 to 4:00.
PM Yeah. Don't be shut up for the for the
after party here at the pool. So what can you?
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What can you? Wear.
So I mean, so is it topless? What you need a suit?
What's the deal? Yeah, so at the pool party, you
know, only thing that you have to cover.
That's what I was. Is bottom always bottom?
If you feel comfortable. If you feel comfortable going
topless, feel free to go topless.
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If you prefer to wear something up top, that's your prerogative.
You do what you feel good in, but everybody must wear bottoms.
All right, so then we got the room crawl that's going to be
rammed from 5:00 to 7:00. So there's not a specific dress
for the room crawl. This is really just, you know, a
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pre party before the main event that will have different guests
putting on their room so they'llhave drinks and games and
whatnot so that there, you know,come as you like.
You know, you can get dressed upfor the main event like you're
already ready to go or you can stop by and with whatever you're
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chilling them before this the. Hotel is sold out, but you don't
have to be at the hotel to participate in any of these
things. I just wanted to let everybody
know that. Yes, Yeah, no, so that's a,
that's a great point because that has been an ongoing
question of people thinking thatthey cannot attend the event
because they do not have a room at the main hotel.
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And that's simply not true. You are more than welcome to
come, just as any other event. You just don't have a a room at
the hotel. You are welcome to come.
Please come. You can bring your bags,
anything you want to change overdrinks, any type of personal bag
you have. There will be a room and space
to store that stuff. Yeah.
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So we have a, we have a community room, a few locations
in which people can put their stuff.
So if that's one of your concerns is not having a room at
the main hotel, where am I goingto put my things?
Don't worry about it. We do have areas for you to
store your things. So yeah, just come out ready to
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have a good time and then we're going to we move into the main
event. That's the thing that
everybody's waiting for now. Like we mentioned early, it's
going to be a globe party. So the main thing and what you
need to wear. Let me guess.
Anything that glows. Anything that glows.
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Anything that glows under those black.
Lights, yeah, that could be lingerie.
That could be lingerie style too.
Some people just wear like glow fishnet body stockings or stuff
like that. So don't think you could wear a
dress early on or you could wearlingerie.
It doesn't matter, just glow. I'm pretty.
Sure those most people just wearlingerie you you just start and.
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Just start. Just start.
Just start and stay lingerie. Yeah, and guess.
Who has a great selection of neon outfits for you to choose
from for the eye candy? Midwest card tell us.
Who will also be on site? She will Neon Night, so she'll
be selling it right there. So you can go to
glitzbyjacks.com, order it, haveit delivered to the event,
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shipped to you, or just buy somestuff there.
She's got a massive selection ofneon stuff you can go out to the
site. Yep, that is right at.
Pasties. All that stuff.
All the fun stuff. All of it.
And so also during the main event, there will be a lingerie
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change. So if you decide that you know,
you want to start in something different and work your way into
the lingerie, there is a lingerie change that will start
at 10:30. You know, give you some time to
get back to the room, get yourself changed, and then make
your way back to the main event to finish up the rest of the
night, which will roll right into the after party.
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Now it'll be two rooms hosting the after party.
Feel free to stop by, have a good time.
The pool area will also be open during that time.
So if after party is not really your scene or you're just
looking to wind down or whatever, you can still hang out
in the pool area that'll be openfrom about 1:00.
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To three, let me rewind back real quick here.
So the main event part, you wantto tell them a little bit about
what to expect at the main eventat this place because some of
the people might have came to eye candy before at our other
location. I won't say old location because
we'll still be doing stuff there, but they've come to that.
But what should they expect at this one?
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So it's going to be pretty much one and the same, you know it's
going to be dancing. Drinking it sound like you was
going to say something else right after that dancing,
drinking, gangling and. No, but frankly not offended for
you. So that you you, the unique
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thing about this one here is it is be wild be so.
I don't hear nobody complain about no drink.
Don't have to worry about don't have to worry about buying
another drink. So, you know, you bring whatever
you want to drink, but there do have a bar beer.
Wine and some other special stuff they'll have there so
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there is a bar. If you don't bring anything,
don't panic. Just the.
Bar has no heart. Liquor, don't panic, you still
get a buzz. So we got beer, seltzers and
wine. So, yeah, so we got, you know,
we got the DJ coming in for those of you that were at the
the last I Can be event. It will be the same DJ that did
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New Year's for us, which was a anice switch up.
It won't be. It won't be that one that we
got. When we first took, when we
first revamped. Now we're going to.
Talk about who's going to talk about that when.
We have first actually. It went away and when we changed
over to the people who ran it, we had a DJ that came in.
It wasn't the regular DJ. It was a last minute fill in and
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this DJ came with a phone, right?
So you know, anybody thinks theycould DJ now it came with a
phone and midway through the thesong would just start like
crackling or cut off and we'd belike, why is that going on DJ?
And they said because the Wi-Fi went out and was like, you don't
got to set playlist. The hard job.
Nothing like nothing. It's Wi-Fi radio.
I was like, Oh my God. So we apologize for that and we
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learn from our mistakes. Look.
Hey, all you can do is is you know, grow from experiences and
we grew from from that experience it.
Was hilarious. Not at the time.
I was pissed. No, it was horrendous.
I think it's funny now. Hilarious, no?
Laughable now, so. Never, never.
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She'll never be back, so don't worry about that.
We'll never see her again. Not that I can now.
A couple of things I want to addjust from the couple's next door
perspective is that we will be giving away some cool trips, you
know, some cool prizes, full on trips down to Minneapolis where
we're going to take care of the stay for the weekend, the party,
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the event, the drinks, everything.
It's a whole long trip that you can come.
So if Minneapolis would have sunshine, this would be really
hot. But it's going to be a good trip
if you like to party, it's goingto be to one of our larger
events, whether it be Mardi Grasor Halloween.
But look out for that. And we do also have some travel
partners producer. What I'm I'm blanking on the
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travel partners name. Sorry Stace, but.
Placations by Stacey. Placations by Stacey.
I knew Stace was in it. Placations by Stacey.
The link to her site will be in the show notes.
So she'll be on hand like he said, he'll be in the show next.
So you better get a hold of her,but she'll be right at the
event. So you can talk to her about
some trips. If you had any questions about
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going to Heato or Desire on one of these cruises that you heard
about, she can help you with it.And she'll also be able to help
you with some trips that we got coming up, group trips with
couples next door, eye candy andwhite chocolate events.
Also to mention that we will have some trips that will be
given away from some of those other travel partner, some of
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the resorts. So definitely come and
participate. There'll be some games going on
and some things you got to do, but you can win some real cool
prizes. So I just want to make sure we
got that in. But also to piggyback off of
that, for some of those giveaways, you must be a member
on Apple's next door. Yeah, No, you know, we just got
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to you get, you know, you got tomake sure that you put
everything out there. Nobody say you didn't say well.
You didn't say. So yes, for some of those, for
some of those raffles, those giveaways, you will need to be a
member on Couples Next Door. So if you're not already, make
sure that you sign up on CouplesNext Door We're.
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We're we're cross. Posted so we get people from
from all different locations that use Abebia sites, which we
are not going to you know talk about because we want you on
couples next door. But yeah, I mean, we get people
from, you know, Minnesota, SouthDakota, obviously all parts of
South Dakota, far West South Dakota, travel hours in North
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Dakota, Iowa and Nebraska. So we're getting people that are
touching a lot of different places that are using a lot of
different things to stay in tunewith what's going on with eye
candy. But if you want to be in the now
and you want first crack at info, make sure that you sign up
on Couples Next to Advance. Page, it'll beat her.
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All right. Anything else?
Did we miss anything for this event?
Because I'm excited. I'm excited for the first one.
Actually we did miss one part that people need to know about
the location of the hotel and that not going to be many food
options in the area, but we willhave a food truck on site at the
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later part of the night. 'Cause I don't, motherfuckers.
Yeah, I. Don't bring anything, always.
Looking for a Taco Bell? People are always talking about
food and whatnot, so we will have food truck on site outside
of the hotel so you know you won't have to worry about being
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hungry. So let's talk about brand new
person never been to a swinger event before.
What are some do's and don'ts that some of these newbies or
even people that have been to a few that still haven't learned
their lessons yet should know and be prepared?
For we got some habitual line steppers out there.
There's, there's some habitual line steppers, right?
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We know who you are. I would say, look, here's the
best thing you could do. The best thing you could do
before an event is, well, if you're on couples next door, the
best thing you could do is make sure you participate.
Because the more you participateon the wall, you post a couple
of pictures, you do a couple comments, people are going to
see you. The first thing they're going to
do, they're going to go look at your personal wall and see if
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you're going to any events. That's how you're going to meet
people prehand. If you, there's a lot of people
that try to do that like, oh, wewant to know somebody before we
go or else we ain't going. Well, if that's you, this is how
you're going to do it. The other thing is.
Also, make sure that your profile is actually filled out
with decent details and picturesof both you and your husband.
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But yeah, say that again, Mr. I'm sorry.
I want to make sure they heard you say that.
Go ahead, say that again. Also pictures of the husband and
you like both, not just one, notjust the other.
And let me. Like I had to before when Miss
Doll talked about the husband and boy shorts.
Listen this don't mean Dick picsdudes.
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You don't need to put a Dick picup.
I know some of you are like shrew and some of you are like
damn but you don't have to. Just pictures of you.
I mean sure, if you want your Dick pic out there too, fine.
Yeah totally do it. Please do.
It's your profile, but put some decent information.
It's a good point because latelyI've noticed a lot of profiles
showing up where the dude just post pictures of himself and the
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wife has nowhere. To be found.
That's not going to get you nothing but suspicion.
Or it's the other, or it's the other way around.
See here's the thing though, is Dom, if I look at a profile and
there's one picture of a dude and a bunch of pictures of
women, we're good. I know he exists, but you go to
a profile. And it's.
Nothing but. Pictures as a female.
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There's nothing but pictures. You do.
What the dude you Wait, you don't think with the dude?
If I see the dude as the lead profile pic and it's just him,
red flag ski. I'm nine.
Times 10. Yes, they're they're usually a.
Profile that is all about the dude with only pictures of the
dude. 9 times out of 10, the woman doesn't know that he's
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even on. He's out here.
He was on 20. He's out there.
Trying to get his own shit. He's creeping.
Yeah fair. But if a if a if a profile only
is pushing pictures of a woman, no one thinks that she's out
there doing this on her own. No one thinks twice.
It's like dude might not be thatgood looking.
He's putting his best asset out there.
I'm just pointing this out because we've seen an increase
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of that lately of these dudes coming out there.
And. It's nothing but pictures of him
and it's like, yeah, red flag right there, dude.
When you go on Couples next doorread my profile, you'll see all
about red flags on there so. I'm just simply stating too that
look, if you're after a specifictype of couple and all I see is
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a wife and just one, honestly, you know it.
I get it not. Going to have a child, sorry.
There should be a phone in the face.
So that she can check you out. All the things.
It is nice to see one pick of the dude just so you know you
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got to be able to sell it. You got to be.
You might like you. You might like.
And I've said this. Before you might like the lady
and you like the dude you look like.
That killed so many lifestyle. Negotiations you got to be able
to talk about. It and even someone who is by
I'm telling you I want to see both, not just one.
Yes, the wife is like I get it. All right, sweet.
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Let me see the other half please.
Yeah, look, this opinions differon this, opinions differ on
this. I get it.
I'm just. We had the conversation the
other day about Dick pics because I've seen an increase of
those lately. Dudes.
A lot of I'm. Sorry, but no one wants to see
your limp Dick on the site. Don't do that, no.
Unless your lip Dick, don't do unless your lip Dick literally
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gets down to your knees. Touches the ground.
Need to pick up a penny for you?Like you better have a TikTok or
you curl an elephant like a trunk curling this shit limp or
don't put it on there. And you know, if you're a dude,
you know if your Dick is impressive or not.
All right, let's keep it real. You know, if you're limp, you
know if your Dick is impressive or not.
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If it gets hard, you know, everybody's gets hard and is in
the race. But if it's limp and it's
impressive, you know this, don'tdon't kid yourself.
All right, that's a tip pick. All right, Prince, listen, tell
them, tell them. Any more tips they need to know
for this party before we start talking about Dick.
Do you have any single male rules there Prince for the for
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your? Parties Speaking of Dicks.
Yeah, so I mean it's along the the same lines, you know, we do
not dislike single males coming to the events.
You just need to be vouched for for, you know, different
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reasons, just the safety precautions ratio, you know,
keeping keeping the numbers right.
So you do need to reach out directly to us if you're looking
to attend the event and you'll need somebody else attending the
event to also reach out and, andvouch for you with those simple
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steps there. You are welcome to come, but
there is a capacity of how many single males will be able to
attend. So if you're looking to attend,
I would say get on it early rather than later just to make
sure that you make the cut off. But other than that, no, I mean
the, the community is for everybody.
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Just some in particular. Yeah, look.
I will come on and complain about no single males and I and
early on when you started running these parties, I know
that was an issue for you. It was area of concern for some
out there. But the truth of the matter is,
is nobody wants to go to a goddamn sausage party, even if
you're what a couple? You know what I mean?
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Like and if you're if you're a single male, why do you want 100
single? There used to be a party here
that used to have 100 single males at it.
Like if I'm a single male, I don't even want to be at that
party. Like why would I want to fight
that? Like just think about it before
you complain to us. So it's for everybody's good.
Yeah, and the couples, you want this because you don't want
some. You want to make sure that these
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single males are vetted. If you're going to be meeting
these dudes at parties. That's the other thing because
we've had couples that have complained about.
It and if I bring a lady, if I bring a lady like and you know,
we might be in the single males or might not, but like I don't
want to be hanging out in the corner when my lady's over there
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talking with some single dude. And what am I doing?
Like a hold my Dick like no, we came out to party together.
So that is part of the reason asto why there is rules and a
limit to how many I did. Now Miss Doll is probably like,
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I want to see more single males,but I don't know the ladies are
usually the ones who want to seemore single males, but.
Nope, I'm I'm good with the mixing.
You're like, you're good where the ratio's at, so I'm.
Good. Where the ratio's at?
Where? The ratio's at all, right?
Anything else we need to know? But yeah, single males we don't
hate. You we don't hate.
You. We don't hate you.
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Anything else we need to know other about signing up?
We talked about where they can go to your, your group is what
is it the I don't know those. Ones Oh yeah.
So, you know, we touched on couples next Door that that is
the best place to be if you're, you know, looking to do this for
real. You want to be on Couples next
door. You'll get all the details,
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info, touch earlier than everybody else.
But you know, if for whatever reason you don't want to sign up
on the site with your free promocode for, you know, for the free
membership, whatever. I don't know your reasoning.
But you can also find us on Facebook.
We have a Facebook group. Eye Candy is the Facebook group
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name. We're also on Reddit under Eye
Candy Midwest. And you know, maybe you're not
on the site, but you're on Facebook or Reddit.
You can reach out to us there and then, you know, we can help
direct you to getting over to where you actually need to be
and that's couples nextdoor.com.Couples nextdoor.com right now
has an amazing deal going for those outside the Minnesota area
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and those in the I Candy Midwestdeal.
If you sign up and when you go sign up, at the top of the
screen there'll be a promo code section.
You click on that promo code section and you put in I Candy
Midwest. And you will get a prolonged
trial membership. So the average the the free
membership right off the gate isone week.
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But if you put in icandy Midwest, you will get a
significantly longer trial membership.
If you're in Minnesota and you put in the down and dirty
podcast, you'll get a 30 day free trial of couples next door.
But you cannot be a pre-existingmember not eligible for single
males. So couples and single females
sign up for couples next door. Put in those promo codes, you're
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going to want to use Eye Candy Midwest if Outside Minnesota and
use the Down and Dirty podcast if Inside Minute Minnesota.
Hold up and I got one more thingto say So to those of you that
are on the different Facebook groups, aren't you tired of the
Facebook rules There's. Some pretty bad.
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Ones tired of maybe getting put in Facebook jail because you
posted a picture that was technically.
Too wrong. For Facebook, yeah, like.
Come on, you can't even they don't wear butt on it anymore.
Don't. Yeah, not me.
We posted a picture on there andyou know the lady she was then
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they're fully clothed and we gotflags for inappropriate imaging
or whatever they stationed it as.
And you get to me at those. You go to Facebook jail or you
might have to delete your profile and create a new one.
So I don't want couples next door so you can post free you.
Can post nudity on CND Boobies ass Sad for the true reason you
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you. Build your community over there
for your area, because what you'll find is you're going to
see more and more people that are going to events whenever
you're wondering on the Facebookgroup, and you might only see so
many people signed up. That's not the number of people
that will be at the event and you're not going to know that
until you actually get there. But there's a lot of other
people signed up already on the other site, so it would actually
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behoove you in meeting people tojust be in one place.
But. In couples next Door is safe and
secure. You can't View images, can't
get, can't do things without being a member and verified
e-mail address and all that. And especially for for my group
for eye candy and people coming from North Dakota and South
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Dakota and Nebraska and Iowa in Minnesota and wherever else
they're coming from, we've have a couple of that comes from
Wisconsin. You know, you get to see
everybody that is coming to the event and it's all in one place.
Like so you might not have access to these people in
different states or might not know about them even in the
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groups. If you're on Couples Next Door,
you will see them on there. There's a Midwest eye candy
group on CND where you can connect to others.
CND is even international. There's Canada people that come
down to both parties. Oh, Canada.
Yeah, we got. Something for you Canada.
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Keep your if you're from Canada right here, you should be tuning
in right now because we got something special for y'all in
Canada. I ain't going to say much more.
We got some some special stuff for Canada coming up.
That's a big things. These are right there.
We had effects. I'm excited man.
First one and this is what 7 years of eye candy, this a gun
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on 7 years I believe and this isthe first hotel takeover we've
been able to do. We've been trying for a long
time for you all up here and it's you know, it's tough in
South Dakota. I ain't going to lie to you
guys. You guys are a little strict up
there, but so we're we're excited.
So check the show notes for all the information that's been
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talked about today. A link to a couples nextdoor.com
with promo codes you can use, a link to Glitz by Jax for some
good outfits for the upcoming parties.
As the professor mentioned, we've got some new things in
store for you for the Down and Dirty podcast so that it's not
going away. It's going to still keep
bringing you some great content,some great information, and this
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will also be your source for what's going on in the
community. But we've also got a brand new
podcast coming out this week. You're going to want to go to
rcndpodcast.com. That's where you can find out
all the details about the Real Couples Next Door podcast.
This podcast hosts the amazing Miss Doll and the other person,
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the professor who will be there.And you know what, don't worry,
you don't have to listen to the professor the entire time.
This one is all about the couples in the lifestyle.
So interviewing other couples, whether they're two days into
the lifestyle or 20 years into the lifestyle, we've got
interviews with them where you can learn about their journey,
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hear their fun stories. I think there's even some good
stories where they tell about the professor and his antics.
So you're going to want to checkthat podcast.
Out a lot of professor antics. That's the RC and D podcast.com.
We'll have links out there to all the different locations that
you can listen, but it will be on all the main ones like
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Spotify, all of those, and you'll find that information in
the show notes as well. So that's been this episode of
the Down and Dirty and we'll seeyou guys in a couple weeks you.
Soon. See ya, see you later.
All right, everyone, if you enjoyed that.
So did we come back and hang outwith us another time Also, so we
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