August 19, 2025 • 16 mins
🎧 Swinging on Screen: Hollywood vs. Real Life
From Indecent Proposal to Eyes Wide Shut to the short-lived series Swingtown, the crew debates how Hollywood portrays swinging — and why it never matches the real thing. Along the way, they unpack ENM terms like “nesting partner,” joke about how quickly kids pick up on adult dynamics, and close with a brutally honest Would You Rather that only Chuck D would deliver.
This mini-episode keeps it fast, funny, and real: what TV gets wrong, what real life looks like, and how language, family, and boundaries actually play out in the lifestyle. If you’ve ever yelled at your screen during a “swinger” storyline, this one’s for you.
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Credits
- Hosts: The Professor, Mrs. Doll, Chuck D
- Producer: David (The Producer)
- Studio: Down & Dirty Productions
Event Tie-In: Labor Day Pool Party — Aug 30, 2025 (planned live recording)
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Transcript
Episode Transcript
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(00:00):
All right, for all you youngins out there, if you ain't 18 yet,
this ain't your game yet. This is for adults only and
adults don't take this shit serious.
This is for entertainment, educational purposes only.
This is not law. All right ladies, are you tired
of hearing now? I don't know why that happened.
It's never happened before and work is stressing me the hell
(00:20):
out. I go to Fortnite tournament
tonight. Well, we got something.
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to do is buy the toy, download the app and pass it forth to
anyone you choose. Go to the show notes for the
link to these amazing toys and play out your fantasies by
sharing the fun with others. I wouldn't have seen this a long
(00:41):
time ago and we were just talking about movies and shit,
right? What do you think the best?
Like when people come out with movies like Hall Pass or shit
like that and it's supposed to be about swinging.
Have you ever watched a good show or movie about swinging?
Well, probably I'd liked him. Decent proposal.
(01:05):
Do you think I was swinging that?
Well? I mean, it was dating
separately. You know, he was letting his
wife out for the night, right. I mean, how many times I was
like for a minute ago, that's prostitution.
That's even bonus. How come on how many how many
people listening right now? How many husbands are like, man,
I don't try to get a plan for that.
Yeah, exactly. You know, not hungry.
(01:25):
So he probably said this interface I was talking about
playing with that terrible ass Dick.
So I'm saying decent proposal. I like that movie.
That's that's I love that movie.But you know, you didn't know
that. You put it into the perspective
that I've never looked at it before.
Yeah, that's my movie, Eyes WideShut.
Oh, that is good people. That time that movie too.
(01:46):
I I like that white people don'tlike it, but I like the shit,
man. I mean that that mirrors a lot
of what's happening in in the lifestyle I've been in some real
shit like that. Come on.
Yeah. Literally better, right.
What's so weird like that? Weird like that?
Eyes Wide Shut. That's a good movie if you
haven't seen it. What?
Tom Cruise or Cole Kidman duringthat movie?
(02:07):
And I'm not a Tom Cruise fan, but that was a good movie.
Yeah. Maryland.
I was in some weird shit like that.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's crazy. You said that.
A decent proposal. What was that?
Richard Gere and Woody Harrelson, one of his.
Woody Harrelson. Moore's finance.
Jimmy Moore. Yeah.
Yeah. That raspy voice.
I like that. Didn't like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what other movies?
(02:31):
My pass was weak. That was weak.
That was like, I've been most ofmy week.
But you bought a you bought a good.
I'm not fucking shocked, actually.
Yeah. Why are you shocked?
I mean, you don't like you got agood cinematic palette.
Well, that that's some old ass movies.
So I'm old, so right. You watch bullshit.
That's what I'm saying. I do watch bullshit.
So yeah. So I don't know.
(02:55):
What do you think about the showthey put on?
Like have you watched our show like Swing and other one?
I haven't watched that. I haven't watched that shit.
There, there. There is a show that I'm
watching. It's called Couples Therapy.
You know, I see my commercials, I'll never watch it.
And there's some people, some couples that come to therapy
that are in the lifestyle they talk about that it's real
therapy. It's real.
(03:15):
It's not like I thought it was scripted, like TV show on
Showtime or something. It's real therapy.
It's couples that come in that are trying to work on their, you
know, their relationship, their marriage, whatever it is.
There, there, there's one right now, an episode that's going on
where they're not a married couple, but it's a, you know, an
ethical non monogamous relationship with a nesting
(03:38):
partner, all that shit. You know what the fuck is that?
A nesting partner. Yeah.
That's when you have a third. But they they're like, you're
not your side piece or just likea like your party partner.
But I'm fucking them. You're fucking them, but they
live with you. So how do I have my girlfriend
moved in now? Yeah, she'd be nesting with you.
(04:00):
She's the nesting. Let me let me look that shit up
too. Yeah, let's get it right.
So my first gonna be right new because I ate.
Listen, actually, I've seen thatin in polyamory, A nesting
partner is a romantic partner with whom 1 shares a living
space. This arrangement often involves
total habitation, shared finances and deeper level of
commitment and casual relationships, but not
(04:22):
necessarily hierarchical structures.
Nesting partners are distinct from primary or anchor partners,
although they may overlap. See, I got an anchor.
Listen, man, you know I didn't like that.
You're going to get yourself on restriction.
Not a weary. I'll use that one.
Not anchor. But listen, if you think about
your past relationships, I was nesting.
(04:44):
Basically. You weren't nesting.
You've had some nestors. You weren't nesting.
I'm saying my situation was nesting.
Yeah. You've had some lesting
partners. Oh, that's what that's just
called, huh? Yeah, So you've had some nesting
parties. You shared finances with them.
I mean, you honors had some cohabitating with you, right,
Right. Right.
I mean, plans were being set up for that.
(05:05):
So what happened with this couple's therapy people that
were nesting the shit? It's weird.
Their their shit has so many dynamics because the man, the
and her partner, the man and thewoman, the woman, she dates
separately too. But the dude, I mean, look at my
finger. What's that?
Are you my tongue on it? Yeah.
Not in my nest. OK, well, not up in this nest.
(05:28):
People got different nests. So they do.
And then he has another Polly partner that he has.
And she's also, you know, datingother people too.
And it sounds crazy complicated.Not like a mess.
A fucking mess. What is Chuck?
One little bit 1 little what? Google says the top twen top 10
swinger movies, all or swinger shows or whatever.
(05:51):
Fuck. I'm interested to see what the
world thinks it is because we used to watch this show.
This was years ago. What was on CBS, which was
fucking crazy. We're talking early 2000.
You knew it, Dumpty. No, no, no, no.
There's one that know like real people should.
There was a script. It was called Swing Times.
Oh my fuck. It was a pilot.
Yeah, you know, in his living inhis neighborhood actually was
(06:14):
like swinging. I like the one shit that we
really do and they clipped it. Well, a summer show they did in
Rome ranking they did like since8 episodes, but it was it was
real. I liked it like now it was
seventies, 70s like early Wendy's time shit.
Yeah, it was it was when I see swimming now that I've been in
it for this long. That was probably the most
(06:34):
realistic depiction of like scripted movies that I said, not
like the swing and the one Dumphy was on, but swing times.
If you put you ever going to catch whatever amount of
episodes they put, I'm sure it'son the Internet fucking
somewhere. Check it out.
It was it was the best OK swinging movies.
(06:55):
Does it have swingers? Is number 1?
Is that a is that a movie? That's that stupid movie where
Vince fucking Vaughn and they'renot even swinging OK, going
around Vegas like girl lounge singers or some bullshit.
So no, these are these are no, not that.
And I don't even know they're kind of they're kind of adding
in some porn in there too. See, they try to they try to get
(07:16):
me with the porn shit trying to get you a porn, but we got to do
our prompt better. Best swinging lifestyle TV shows
don't put movies, put TV shows and movies.
You got to be smarter than the fucking.
Hey, all right, Chuck, what doesit say?
Swingers American swing. But that's what it was called
American swing for you. Now, I don't know.
(07:36):
That's the one with the 70s and the 70s.
American swing. And there's palm swings.
Then there's swinging. Safari.
Zebra Lounge Foursome. Eaton, Raul.
Notice the fuck that it is. Swung the couple next door.
Easy. Have you seen all of these?
No, man, I didn't know. What the hell?
(07:56):
Secret sex lies. Maybe they're like B movies.
Yeah. The big swap, The ice storm.
We didn't talk about any of these.
The swinging thing. The wife swappers wife's gone
wild. Oh, I won't see that.
That sound like a straight porn shit.
Yeah, that's part on Pornhub. That's brown Pornhub.
That's like on Pornhub. That's one of straight paths
from them straight to the file. Look at it.
(08:18):
It's very on Pornhub. Yeah, but this is some Bing
shit. I think it's some Cinemax after
dark. You type shit.
It probably is. It probably is so So now there's
couple therapy that you watch. It's all right on TV.
So I don't like pay. No, it's on the streaming app.
I think it's on Netflix or Prime.
One of those two. It's all like that.
Yeah. It's good.
I like it. I like the therapist.
(08:40):
I kind of want to get one of her.
Does she do such a she watched already?
Nah, man, she just got sexy lookto her.
I like it. I like it, you know?
Alright, let me ask you this question.
What do you think about? And I noticed this happened to
you before. You've been in this scenario
before, would you? Let's say a girl says no, no,
(09:00):
fucker. Not just a girl, because I know
you won't give a fuck if it was a girl.
It's a couple. You and your lady are with
another couple. Four way swap about to go down,
but babysitter leaves. They got to put the kids to bed.
They tell y'all to come over after the kids are in bed.
Y'all go over there. Do you play with kids in the
(09:23):
house? Well, they got to make sure them
kids are asleep. I don't know when you're asleep.
Do you play with kids or not? I've got it.
I mean, how do you go about it? I mean, you don't give a shit
once you in it. I'm saying, how do you know
about right now? Sitting here next to me?
It was fun. I don't give a shit.
We've gone on vacation. No, we've gone on vacations with
(09:45):
other couples to like lot of parks with the kids.
Doesn't want to tell you that shit that we, we, we, we swap
partners from each other's rooms.
That we went swimming the next day.
Yeah, it was great. Did I do that?
Yeah, 'cause think about it. You mean, you know, you're
sitting there, you're doing that, you're at the water park
(10:06):
all day, kids are running and yelling, you're tired, go back
to your place, you swap partners, you wake up the next
day and you see each other and be like, you smiling 'cause
like, God damn, you know? And when Phillips are like, oh,
I don't want to go to Damon, Buster.
Like, have you ever been caught by someone off the street?
Never been caught? No.
(10:26):
I've always been careful about that.
So I wouldn't want that it happened to me have my kids find
out. So never been caught, but I'm
sure kids are smart, man. They figure that shit out, you
know, and I'm I'm sure if you sat down with your kids, if you
you know, if you put out there swinging and you have this
special couple that you've been hanging out with, they make a
(10:49):
they caught them so quick, you know, kids that they're smart
and they said you slept with y'all but drunk types of man and
shit playing foot scene. They caught y'all.
Yeah, they definitely caught you.
Yeah. So for all y'all out there
thinking you're like pulling thesheets over their head, you
think they don't know? They know.
My brother. I think he taught on another
episode, but he knew he was in my computer looking at some shit
(11:14):
way before we told him any of this was going on.
What was he thinking? He didn't know what to think.
He said, he said. But what he was never going to
do is tell no one else or me about it.
I don't know where I just saw what I wanted to see it and look
at him now, right? Jesus Christ.
I told him I'm either the greatest brother of all time or
(11:35):
the worst. It's either one or A10 for if
you ask him he he would say it's20.
He lived he lived in like Christthe charm this life of all time.
He lived in a good life. Now I remember when he found out
that I was part of it. This what?
(11:56):
He made myself alive. Wait, wait, wait.
What's the? Yeah, that room.
Come on, man. Become in all shapes and forms
now. And now he knows.
Call him Chuck Vito. He doesn't matter.
Crazy Chuck. Yeah, he wouldn't.
He wouldn't have. Well, I don't know.
We probably would have clash if you wouldn't know.
Oh, crazy Chuck D, I'm ask you one more question.
(12:17):
Yeah, man. Alright, Chuck, what's up?
So we're going to be doing a live episode coming up here
soon, hopefully at the Labor Daypool party.
So clear fucking decks. What's?
OK, Tell me the date. I'll tell you if I'll make
August 30th, Labor Day. Are you in town?
August 30th? Yeah, August 30th.
It's Labor Day. It's the Saturday before Labor
(12:38):
Day. It's Labor Day weekend, dude.
I don't know when should. We're on the 19th, right?
Yo, all right, audience, this isgoing to become why we're going
to do this. They don't know 'cause I would
have studied. We're supposed to do a live
episode at the pool party. All right, Do people want us
this dog? Do the producer do We're going
to play a game of is it called would you rather or never have I
(13:00):
never never have I one of those you might come think I'm around.
All right, you're around. You're gonna come out.
You're gonna play this game list, but it's a game of I think
I'm gonna play both Never have Iever what it's called and would
you rather so try. Let me answer your question.
Would you rather lick butt or suck toes?
(13:23):
Oh, lick butt all day. I like that shit.
I like that shit. Especially if they had a
Brazilian wax. You don't do toes, though.
No, Fuck, no, No, Fuck no. I don't do toes.
No, no licking butt all day. Especially if they got a clean
ass. Now, there's some been some
butts that I don't have. There been some butts over some
toes. You know what I mean?
Like there's some toes. There's never been toes.
(13:44):
Never been toes that big butt. Yeah, there's there's never been
toes, but there's always been butts.
Yes, I'll be I'll be around for the August 30th thing.
All right, I'll just tell you guys on this 30th, you don't
have like a a booth set up. DJ Blue.
DJ Blue. Yeah, I want a booth set up like
(14:05):
this, like people around and youknow, you got to have the let me
do that. The phone says we're out there.
I don't have glass at the pool. No, I'm talking about the
sounds, for the sounds. The sound.
That ain't my department. I don't let me get talk to the
producer. The producer got to make sure
he's listening. You better get some.
There's a lost episode out there.
We did one I was on with the oldhost and we did one at the pool.
(14:29):
But the pool was so loud, like with people and shit, we
couldn't hear all this shit but isn't right.
That's why you got to set up those plexiglass surround.
So you you just hear what's in your booth.
We got people at the pool and scream all shit.
And then you'll place a lot fucking true for DARE.
Yeah, that's a pillow shot. You know, everybody on that
recording got to be poolside. Yeah.
(14:51):
Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll be there.I don't beat it.
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All right, for all you youngins out there, if you ain't 18 yet,
this ain't your game yet. This is for adults only and
adults don't take this shit serious.
This is for entertainment, educational purposes only.
This is not law. All right ladies, are you tired
of hearing now? I don't know why that happened.
It's never happened before and work is stressing me the hell
(00:20):
out. I go to Fortnite tournament
tonight. Well, we got something.
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(00:41):
time ago and we were just talking about movies and shit,
right? What do you think the best?
Like when people come out with movies like Hall Pass or shit
like that and it's supposed to be about swinging.
Have you ever watched a good show or movie about swinging?
Well, probably I'd liked him. Decent proposal.
(01:05):
Do you think I was swinging that?
Well? I mean, it was dating
separately. You know, he was letting his
wife out for the night, right. I mean, how many times I was
like for a minute ago, that's prostitution.
That's even bonus. How come on how many how many
people listening right now? How many husbands are like, man,
I don't try to get a plan for that.
Yeah, exactly. You know, not hungry.
(01:25):
So he probably said this interface I was talking about
playing with that terrible ass Dick.
So I'm saying decent proposal. I like that movie.
That's that's I love that movie.But you know, you didn't know
that. You put it into the perspective
that I've never looked at it before.
Yeah, that's my movie, Eyes WideShut.
Oh, that is good people. That time that movie too.
(01:46):
I I like that white people don'tlike it, but I like the shit,
man. I mean that that mirrors a lot
of what's happening in in the lifestyle I've been in some real
shit like that. Come on.
Yeah. Literally better, right.
What's so weird like that? Weird like that?
Eyes Wide Shut. That's a good movie if you
haven't seen it. What?
Tom Cruise or Cole Kidman duringthat movie?
(02:07):
And I'm not a Tom Cruise fan, but that was a good movie.
Yeah. Maryland.
I was in some weird shit like that.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's crazy. You said that.
A decent proposal. What was that?
Richard Gere and Woody Harrelson, one of his.
Woody Harrelson. Moore's finance.
Jimmy Moore. Yeah.
Yeah. That raspy voice.
I like that. Didn't like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what other movies?
(02:31):
My pass was weak. That was weak.
That was like, I've been most ofmy week.
But you bought a you bought a good.
I'm not fucking shocked, actually.
Yeah. Why are you shocked?
I mean, you don't like you got agood cinematic palette.
Well, that that's some old ass movies.
So I'm old, so right. You watch bullshit.
That's what I'm saying. I do watch bullshit.
So yeah. So I don't know.
(02:55):
What do you think about the showthey put on?
Like have you watched our show like Swing and other one?
I haven't watched that. I haven't watched that shit.
There, there. There is a show that I'm
watching. It's called Couples Therapy.
You know, I see my commercials, I'll never watch it.
And there's some people, some couples that come to therapy
that are in the lifestyle they talk about that it's real
therapy. It's real.
(03:15):
It's not like I thought it was scripted, like TV show on
Showtime or something. It's real therapy.
It's couples that come in that are trying to work on their, you
know, their relationship, their marriage, whatever it is.
There, there, there's one right now, an episode that's going on
where they're not a married couple, but it's a, you know, an
ethical non monogamous relationship with a nesting
(03:38):
partner, all that shit. You know what the fuck is that?
A nesting partner. Yeah.
That's when you have a third. But they they're like, you're
not your side piece or just likea like your party partner.
But I'm fucking them. You're fucking them, but they
live with you. So how do I have my girlfriend
moved in now? Yeah, she'd be nesting with you.
(04:00):
She's the nesting. Let me let me look that shit up
too. Yeah, let's get it right.
So my first gonna be right new because I ate.
Listen, actually, I've seen thatin in polyamory, A nesting
partner is a romantic partner with whom 1 shares a living
space. This arrangement often involves
total habitation, shared finances and deeper level of
commitment and casual relationships, but not
(04:22):
necessarily hierarchical structures.
Nesting partners are distinct from primary or anchor partners,
although they may overlap. See, I got an anchor.
Listen, man, you know I didn't like that.
You're going to get yourself on restriction.
Not a weary. I'll use that one.
Not anchor. But listen, if you think about
your past relationships, I was nesting.
(04:44):
Basically. You weren't nesting.
You've had some nestors. You weren't nesting.
I'm saying my situation was nesting.
Yeah. You've had some lesting
partners. Oh, that's what that's just
called, huh? Yeah, So you've had some nesting
parties. You shared finances with them.
I mean, you honors had some cohabitating with you, right,
Right. Right.
I mean, plans were being set up for that.
(05:05):
So what happened with this couple's therapy people that
were nesting the shit? It's weird.
Their their shit has so many dynamics because the man, the
and her partner, the man and thewoman, the woman, she dates
separately too. But the dude, I mean, look at my
finger. What's that?
Are you my tongue on it? Yeah.
Not in my nest. OK, well, not up in this nest.
(05:28):
People got different nests. So they do.
And then he has another Polly partner that he has.
And she's also, you know, datingother people too.
And it sounds crazy complicated.Not like a mess.
A fucking mess. What is Chuck?
One little bit 1 little what? Google says the top twen top 10
swinger movies, all or swinger shows or whatever.
(05:51):
Fuck. I'm interested to see what the
world thinks it is because we used to watch this show.
This was years ago. What was on CBS, which was
fucking crazy. We're talking early 2000.
You knew it, Dumpty. No, no, no, no.
There's one that know like real people should.
There was a script. It was called Swing Times.
Oh my fuck. It was a pilot.
Yeah, you know, in his living inhis neighborhood actually was
(06:14):
like swinging. I like the one shit that we
really do and they clipped it. Well, a summer show they did in
Rome ranking they did like since8 episodes, but it was it was
real. I liked it like now it was
seventies, 70s like early Wendy's time shit.
Yeah, it was it was when I see swimming now that I've been in
it for this long. That was probably the most
(06:34):
realistic depiction of like scripted movies that I said, not
like the swing and the one Dumphy was on, but swing times.
If you put you ever going to catch whatever amount of
episodes they put, I'm sure it'son the Internet fucking
somewhere. Check it out.
It was it was the best OK swinging movies.
(06:55):
Does it have swingers? Is number 1?
Is that a is that a movie? That's that stupid movie where
Vince fucking Vaughn and they'renot even swinging OK, going
around Vegas like girl lounge singers or some bullshit.
So no, these are these are no, not that.
And I don't even know they're kind of they're kind of adding
in some porn in there too. See, they try to they try to get
(07:16):
me with the porn shit trying to get you a porn, but we got to do
our prompt better. Best swinging lifestyle TV shows
don't put movies, put TV shows and movies.
You got to be smarter than the fucking.
Hey, all right, Chuck, what doesit say?
Swingers American swing. But that's what it was called
American swing for you. Now, I don't know.
(07:36):
That's the one with the 70s and the 70s.
American swing. And there's palm swings.
Then there's swinging. Safari.
Zebra Lounge Foursome. Eaton, Raul.
Notice the fuck that it is. Swung the couple next door.
Easy. Have you seen all of these?
No, man, I didn't know. What the hell?
(07:56):
Secret sex lies. Maybe they're like B movies.
Yeah. The big swap, The ice storm.
We didn't talk about any of these.
The swinging thing. The wife swappers wife's gone
wild. Oh, I won't see that.
That sound like a straight porn shit.
Yeah, that's part on Pornhub. That's brown Pornhub.
That's like on Pornhub. That's one of straight paths
from them straight to the file. Look at it.
(08:18):
It's very on Pornhub. Yeah, but this is some Bing
shit. I think it's some Cinemax after
dark. You type shit.
It probably is. It probably is so So now there's
couple therapy that you watch. It's all right on TV.
So I don't like pay. No, it's on the streaming app.
I think it's on Netflix or Prime.
One of those two. It's all like that.
Yeah. It's good.
I like it. I like the therapist.
(08:40):
I kind of want to get one of her.
Does she do such a she watched already?
Nah, man, she just got sexy lookto her.
I like it. I like it, you know?
Alright, let me ask you this question.
What do you think about? And I noticed this happened to
you before. You've been in this scenario
before, would you? Let's say a girl says no, no,
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fucker. Not just a girl, because I know
you won't give a fuck if it was a girl.
It's a couple. You and your lady are with
another couple. Four way swap about to go down,
but babysitter leaves. They got to put the kids to bed.
They tell y'all to come over after the kids are in bed.
Y'all go over there. Do you play with kids in the
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house? Well, they got to make sure them
kids are asleep. I don't know when you're asleep.
Do you play with kids or not? I've got it.
I mean, how do you go about it? I mean, you don't give a shit
once you in it. I'm saying, how do you know
about right now? Sitting here next to me?
It was fun. I don't give a shit.
We've gone on vacation. No, we've gone on vacations with
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other couples to like lot of parks with the kids.
Doesn't want to tell you that shit that we, we, we, we swap
partners from each other's rooms.
That we went swimming the next day.
Yeah, it was great. Did I do that?
Yeah, 'cause think about it. You mean, you know, you're
sitting there, you're doing that, you're at the water park
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all day, kids are running and yelling, you're tired, go back
to your place, you swap partners, you wake up the next
day and you see each other and be like, you smiling 'cause
like, God damn, you know? And when Phillips are like, oh,
I don't want to go to Damon, Buster.
Like, have you ever been caught by someone off the street?
Never been caught? No.
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I've always been careful about that.
So I wouldn't want that it happened to me have my kids find
out. So never been caught, but I'm
sure kids are smart, man. They figure that shit out, you
know, and I'm I'm sure if you sat down with your kids, if you
you know, if you put out there swinging and you have this
special couple that you've been hanging out with, they make a
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they caught them so quick, you know, kids that they're smart
and they said you slept with y'all but drunk types of man and
shit playing foot scene. They caught y'all.
Yeah, they definitely caught you.
Yeah. So for all y'all out there
thinking you're like pulling thesheets over their head, you
think they don't know? They know.
My brother. I think he taught on another
episode, but he knew he was in my computer looking at some shit
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way before we told him any of this was going on.
What was he thinking? He didn't know what to think.
He said, he said. But what he was never going to
do is tell no one else or me about it.
I don't know where I just saw what I wanted to see it and look
at him now, right? Jesus Christ.
I told him I'm either the greatest brother of all time or
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the worst. It's either one or A10 for if
you ask him he he would say it's20.
He lived he lived in like Christthe charm this life of all time.
He lived in a good life. Now I remember when he found out
that I was part of it. This what?
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He made myself alive. Wait, wait, wait.
What's the? Yeah, that room.
Come on, man. Become in all shapes and forms
now. And now he knows.
Call him Chuck Vito. He doesn't matter.
Crazy Chuck. Yeah, he wouldn't.
He wouldn't have. Well, I don't know.
We probably would have clash if you wouldn't know.
Oh, crazy Chuck D, I'm ask you one more question.
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Yeah, man. Alright, Chuck, what's up?
So we're going to be doing a live episode coming up here
soon, hopefully at the Labor Daypool party.
So clear fucking decks. What's?
OK, Tell me the date. I'll tell you if I'll make
August 30th, Labor Day. Are you in town?
August 30th? Yeah, August 30th.
It's Labor Day. It's the Saturday before Labor
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Day. It's Labor Day weekend, dude.
I don't know when should. We're on the 19th, right?
Yo, all right, audience, this isgoing to become why we're going
to do this. They don't know 'cause I would
have studied. We're supposed to do a live
episode at the pool party. All right, Do people want us
this dog? Do the producer do We're going
to play a game of is it called would you rather or never have I
(13:00):
never never have I one of those you might come think I'm around.
All right, you're around. You're gonna come out.
You're gonna play this game list, but it's a game of I think
I'm gonna play both Never have Iever what it's called and would
you rather so try. Let me answer your question.
Would you rather lick butt or suck toes?
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Oh, lick butt all day. I like that shit.
I like that shit. Especially if they had a
Brazilian wax. You don't do toes, though.
No, Fuck, no, No, Fuck no. I don't do toes.
No, no licking butt all day. Especially if they got a clean
ass. Now, there's some been some
butts that I don't have. There been some butts over some
toes. You know what I mean?
Like there's some toes. There's never been toes.
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Never been toes that big butt. Yeah, there's there's never been
toes, but there's always been butts.
Yes, I'll be I'll be around for the August 30th thing.
All right, I'll just tell you guys on this 30th, you don't
have like a a booth set up. DJ Blue.
DJ Blue. Yeah, I want a booth set up like
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this, like people around and youknow, you got to have the let me
do that. The phone says we're out there.
I don't have glass at the pool. No, I'm talking about the
sounds, for the sounds. The sound.
That ain't my department. I don't let me get talk to the
producer. The producer got to make sure
he's listening. You better get some.
There's a lost episode out there.
We did one I was on with the oldhost and we did one at the pool.
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But the pool was so loud, like with people and shit, we
couldn't hear all this shit but isn't right.
That's why you got to set up those plexiglass surround.
So you you just hear what's in your booth.
We got people at the pool and scream all shit.
And then you'll place a lot fucking true for DARE.
Yeah, that's a pillow shot. You know, everybody on that
recording got to be poolside. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll be there.I don't beat it.
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