🎧 TEASER: Chuck D's PornHub Confession – Auditions, XHamster, and the Daily Routine

🎧 TEASER: Chuck D's PornHub Confession – Auditions, XHamster, and the Daily Routine

Ever wonder what goes on behind closed tabs? Chuck D holds nothing back in this hilarious and unfiltered dive into his daily porn habits — from “casting couch” favorites to why mismatched panties and rent-money desperation make it hotter. This one gets real explicit… and real relatable.

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
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(00:42):
What? I'm already on fucking list, he
goes. If I ever get busted, you see my
man come across the screen like for some shit.
Here's where the computer's at. Here's what you need.
You know that dude, he just got busted.
The congressman and shit. He's like, oh, his wife wiped it
from I'm that dude's wife. I'm the him for Chuck.

(01:03):
I say, what do I give a fuck? I'm.
Dead Chuck what's your what's your go to?
Chuck my go to. I usually category.
What's your category? Why?
I'll get very specific. First I start on Pornhub.
No, you don't eat lying ass. You don't start on Pornhub.
I do no. The fact that, you know, his
porn habits already is a little.Yeah, that's.
Gross. That I know because I got to
tell him to stop. So I'll go, I'll go on Pornhub.

(01:27):
I'll start there and the first three stories have to capture my
attention. If they don't then I then I then
switch over to xhamster. Then once I get to xhamster they
already have my profile set up. Nobody on here has been on
xhamster but us, and I've only been there because you told me
about this bullshit. I like it, man.
Hey. What do you do on the hamster?

(01:48):
Stories I usually go for are thewhat do they?
What do they name that? It's not interviews.
Go pull up your history. It's right there.
I know, I know, I know. The biggest one is private
society. What do they say that they're
doing? They're auditioning.
Auditioning. I like to audition.
I do love a good casting couch. I love that.
Allie good looking girls that come in there.

(02:09):
No, I can't. It can't be two staged.
I can't have it. I have.
Yeah. It's got to be real.
It's got to be a girl that's like I need rent money type
shit. Like this is their first time
getting into porn so they're doing this for the first time.
I need to see like some mismatched panties and shit like
a a brown bra and black panties.Like I need to know that you
just showed up. Like don't come stay.

(02:29):
Hey yo, I was in Florida recently.
I was on a work trip in Florida and I was trying to you know, I
was all I tried to get the fucking beam to come.
She was like 9 doing that shit. I tried to get E to come.
Everybody was like, no, I ain't coming with you.
I was there by myself. I try to get a little jerk in
Florida was like, no, you gotta put your credit card in Pornhub.
You got a fucking ID yourself with your ID.

(02:51):
That's not so. A friend of ours, David, the
producer told me about motherless.com.
If you're listening motherless.com, that's weak.
That's. Weak.
I went on there. It's gross though, like they'll
do anything on there and you canget around all these Idaho,
Florida play anywhere that they got the restrictions text you
can get your jerk on. Go on motherless.com.
You can still get your jerk off.Alright, what kind of cat?

(03:13):
What's your go to category though, Professor?
You didn't say. Well your go to category is I.
Want to post to I was asking y'all mother fucker.
I watch you know I'm a cream piedude.
That's everything that got to becream pie, but I like you know
bbci in real life. This is what I do as my king.
Like I like to watch my ladies take big ones, so I like that on

(03:36):
my porn. That's what I watch granny BBC
and I like a good casting couch.Love casting couch and I like
the rent for money. What, like the oh I like that
bullshit have. You ever watched the Private
Society? What is that dude?
It's like, you know, production company like Bang Brothers, but

(03:58):
it's called Private Society Filmin Minneapolis or Des Moines, IA
or Kansas City. So it's kind of like a Midwest
thing. No, I never heard of that shit.
Yeah, private school. How many times a week do you
watch porn? Every day.
Wait, I say watch that. I don't want to know what you
do, but you watch porn every day.
Every day. Are you a routine based person,

(04:19):
Chucky? Yes, pornhub, then I then I
switched to xhamster. Real creepy.
Wait, what is your routine? That was your routine, don't
worry. What's your routine?
I told you. I go to pornhub and I have to
the the first 3 videos that pop up have to grab my attention and
if they don't what? Time in the morning do you hit
Pornhub? Morning.

(04:40):
I mean. Like you said a routine like
it's their day started. Like what time do you start your
day with? It's a few times a day.
Few times a day. OK, Chuck, be at me.
Like right what? Probably when we get I'll tell
you right now we get done with this recording, I'm gonna go do
it. We got we gotta hurry up
actually. It's my routine before bed, I
mean. I get that.

(05:01):
Relax the body and go to bed. No, I get that.
I get that. If you ain't getting no ass
before bed, you probably shouldn't be jerking off before
bed. Yep.
It puts you in, it calms your body.
You get into a sleep better thanI go crawl on the bed.
Yeah, yeah. If I do it during the day then
that means someone's been sexting me all day and I'm like
fuck I got to let one out now before I.
Lose it. You know, it's crazy though that

(05:25):
both of you are on this this talk right now about porn and
I've talked to both. Remember both of y'all have had
an incident with porn. Like Chuck had an incident where
he was like oh shit, I know thatperson.
You know what I mean? Like on some porn shit, like my
brother's on that real shit. We all.
Know the person I found on the porn sites.
I was like, oh shit. I told him where it was and he

(05:47):
was like, damn, he was watching that.
I was like, yeah, she's on here and it used.
To be it used to be bookmarked years ago.
You know what kind of porn I've been into lately though?
Doggy style with girls with the movement of the boobs that get
me. That's the older lady thing you
need to get on what I be on thatgranny and that MILF.
Interesting. So Chuck, that's.

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