🎧 TEASER: The Ice House Incident – Chuck D’s Worst Sex Story (And It’s Not What You Think)

🎧 TEASER: The Ice House Incident – Chuck D’s Worst Sex Story (And It’s Not What You Think)

Some sex stories you forget — others get told on a podcast for the world to hear. Chuck D shares what went down (literally) in a rocking “ice house” during a wild farm party. Camper mattresses, misunderstandings, and a dude with his hands up… yeah, it’s as awkward as it sounds.

🎯 You’ll never look at an ice house the same again.

Follow now — full episode drops August 12 and you don’t want to miss what’s coming.

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(00:42):
going strong. Chuck, listen how many points
I'll be getting out here. Stadium pizza, that was points.
How many times I fuck in the gay90s?
Points, points, points. I listen to mastery Lankan.
Oh my God, Oh my God. But we had a phone party once
down there. The phone's all up and the mass,
Sri Lankan is sitting on the stage and his wife is on his lap

(01:04):
and he comes over to me. He goes, thank you so much.
That was the best sex I've had all year.
I was like, would you over therefucking?
What are you doing? He's standing up fucking in the
phone. I gave it to the mad Sri Lankan.
He got lucky. Too.
He's crazy. He's.
You know we could never have himon.
He fucks. Everywhere.
Yeah, she she goes along with it.
She and you don't think she's ascrazy as he is, but she lets me

(01:27):
pictures of places like cornfields highways on the
dotted on the dotted line and the center line fucking the
mastery Longin is probably we should have them on talking
about public fucking how to get away with she.
Would rank high on what word? Of the an exhibitionist.
Exhibitionist. Yeah.
Yeah, why are you trying to say that word?
Because. We were talking about the
mastery. Longin's wife is an
exhibitionist, so he gets away with this shit more than we do.

(01:50):
Yeah, she's lovely. The Dean ain't doing none of
that. Well, those are two different
people. Though me and the Dean have not
had water sex, we have a pool. We have not had water sex with
each other or others. I'm lying.
She told me the other day that she has her.
You don't have sex in a in a, ina swimming pool.
That's gross. You know how many germs and
bacteria in there? I mean, the woman's inner
workings has already have enoughproblems going on.

(02:12):
We don't. You don't need to introduce
more. It's not that I don't have sex
in my heart, I've never had sex in my hot tub or my pool.
I've never. But water sex is terrible to me.
I fucking hate water. Any water sex shower?
Although I tore some shit up in a tub last year and I was like
damn that was good for water sexbut I wasn't trying to it just
happened I was just under the rubs and sods and shit but it

(02:33):
sex in suit. But water sex as a whole is
garbage. I'm with you, Chuck.
It takes away all the natural lubricant and you need that
natural. Lubricant Mother fucker just
tried to have me have some shower sex this weekend and I
was like Nah. Now I have had some showers
where you have like the little stools and the and the and the
holding bars and that like in hotels, those you can't help
yourself because you got nice space and they basically set it

(02:54):
up for you. I had some hot stuff in the
shower before and fell asleep. We laid down in the shower
'cause I wasn't having water sex.
Like no, water sex is garbage. I'm never going to come from
water sex, ever. Chuck, Chuck D What's the worst
place ever you've had sex in? The worst place?
Probably in in the Ice house. Yeah.

(03:17):
The only reason why is cause. I know.
No, it's not a real ice house. He can't tell you the ice house
story because he won't tell you the truth.
It was a real ice house, but it wasn't on a fucking lake.
It wasn't on a lake. It was inside a pole barn during
a party. We had a big ass house party in
a country ass town. This muffler had a farm, but he
had this pole barn that was like, it was huge, like

(03:38):
Convention Center size. It was gigantic.
We would have basketball courts in there.
Everything right there was a hottub upstairs.
There was all kind of shit going.
There was a movie theater downstairs where I was at.
That's how I caught his ass. So I was in the movie theater.
So he thought I was gone for thenight.
He thought I was busy, right? Some bullshit ensued in the
movie theater, so I left. I'm just walking around looking
for people now. I ended up in this hot tub

(03:59):
fucking around up there. I was like, alright, I'm gonna
go shoot some hoops. I was all over the place.
I come out shooting fucking hoops and I see this small
fucking ice house rocking. It was all like blocks or
whatever they said ice house is up on.
It was rocking and shit. I walk over there and I heard a
bunch of rumbling around, so I just bust open the door real
fast. Like boom, fucking Chuck D falls
over. Boom the girl falls over.

(04:20):
They wind up in the girl's husband's lap.
And I was like oh shit, y'all inhere doing this type of shit.
He was like Chuck D turn around like no no no, I'm fucking hurt,
right? And he can't get up.
His head is in dude's lap. We were on a, we were on a
camper mattress. And you know, when it's not all
the way blowing up, it's almost like you're in a, in a, in a he

(04:41):
was down. Again, he was looking back, his
hair was and dude got a big ass Dick too.
His hair was down and he was like no no no, it ain't like
that. Fuck you, motherfucker.
Fuck yeah, it was pretty. Bad.
I caught you. I caught.
I was just hyping it up. I was point.
The girl just smooshed in between both of them.
Dudes just sitting there with his big ass Dick out with his
hands up like I ain't got nothing to do with it.

(05:03):
Oh, like I caught you motherfucking.
Yes, it didn't look good. That one to go look for you?
That one to go fucking look? No.
Oh, now dude's gonna hear this story.
He's gonna come on and tell his version.
We'll let him. He doesn't listen to this shit.
Oh, yeah, he do. Yeah, he do.
He was like, you gotta let me, Come on, you gotta let me.
Come on now. We you could come on now.
I want you to tell your version of the Ice house.

(05:25):
He. He.
Probably won't remember. We feel the ice house alright.
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