Force Facts - Mad Claw: Fury Road

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(00:00):
What's up and welcome to another week of Exotics Encyclopedia of Force Facts.

(00:29):
This week I'll probably get flak for it, but it's a wookie fact.
You would get flak even if it wasn't a wookie fact.
God that's hard to say, say that three times fast.
Yeah, we would probably give you shit for it not being a wookie fact, honestly.
Wouldn't surprise me.
But the wookie's claws are strictly meant for climbing, so whenever a wookie uses them
in combat, they pick up the mantle of madclaw and kind of get shunned by all the other wookies

(00:57):
because they did that.
Chewbacca is indeed a madclaw because after Han died, he ended up fucking up a stormtrooper
with his claws.
Uh yeah, in canon he's dead.
You mean legends?
Yeah, in legends he's dead.
Yes, in legends, sorry, you know what, my head canon, alright.

(01:17):
Yeah, in legends Chewbacca is dead.
He died first.
He got smashed by a moon.
But anyways, the fact is cool.
I mean, I knew that because I read a couple books about the wookie background and them
climbing the trees of Kashyyyk and speaking shree wook.
I wish I could do that.
Whatever, something like that.

(01:40):
Something like that?
Something like that.
But yeah.
You probably just said so many slurs.
You know what, and I'm proud.
I said what I said.
I don't know what I said though.
Processing dumb meatbag information.
Did this motherfucker just say that?
Pretty sure we all are Tim, no?
I'm a meatbag in a metal suit.
That makes you a meatbag burrito, technically.

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Well he's got metal on the inside, but I have metal on the outside.
That's like being droid Eskimo bros in a sense.
Is he still processing?
Processed at me.
What is an Eskimo?
Um, ice people.
Brick 3PO.
Like the people in Hoth?
What people in Hoth?

(02:23):
Wait, huh?
The Empire kinda destroyed everything.
Well Hoth is just inhabitable.
What are they called again?
The...
Tauntauns?
No no, the thing that captured the...
The Wampa?
Yeah, the Wampa.
Yeah, it's just Wampas in snow.
So a Wampa isn't an Eskimo.

(02:44):
Well, I never really thought about it.
You might be onto something Brick 3PO.
Alright well, thank you all for tuning in.
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Whatever you want to call it.
And then you all have a good one.
Peace out Girl Scouts and may the force be with you.