Force Facts - The Kidnapper's Guide To The Galaxy

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Hey everyone, and welcome back to this week's Force Fact from my lexicon of

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facts about Star Wars and the Force. I am your host Nikkata, join here with my
co-host Winxy and exotic and our fact checker Brick3PO. Today's Force Fact
is another one about Hayden Christensen, the love of my life, he is the most
perfect man ever. Did y'all know that like every year him, his brother, and like

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their close group of friends, they kidnap someone, whoever's birthday it is, and
then they drive them to a location that like the birthday boy just absolutely
does not know and then they spend the entire day riding dirt bikes. Like I know
it's like rooted in some scary shit but I think that that is still one of the

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most wholesome things ever because they kidnap each other every year to let them
know that they're special and then they just ride dirt bikes. Sounds cool as fuck.
I guess if you know that kidnapping is coming like it'd be fine. You know I
guess they expect it around that I'd assume that like they don't do it on the
day every year. They probably do it like you know whenever like whatever following
weekend because maybe they have work or something. Or maybe it's just like full

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on like that movie tag. You know what and also they got money so they probably do
be hiring people you probably least expect it and after a second you realize
oh okay this is what's happening. I would hate to recognize as an actual kidnapping
not just a joke. Because then if it happens coincidentally around the same time, oh boy.
Who kidnaps droids? Actually is that racist? Is that mechanicist? Are you even a droid?

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Is it borgist? Is that what we're going for here? I like borgist. I want to be a borgher.
Yeah but then we're approaching into Star Trek territory so.
By saying borgher? That's a Star Trek thing? Well borgs are...
I was just thinking borgher because you know it has a hard R. Borgher.

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Don't be such a borgher Brick3PO. All droids look alike. I'm doubling down on this one.
Brick3PO can get a memory wipe anytime I want. Anyways thank y'all for tuning into this week's
Force Facts. Be sure to follow us on all platforms, The Force Unscripted, at Force Unscripted

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on Twitter formerly known as X and our website theforceunscripted.com. May the Force be with
you everyone and we'll catch you on the next one. Later. See ya.