200 F*ckin' Episodes Later: CPAPs, Crickets, and Cream of the Cock

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Chad (00:13):
No, I don't think it's that bad.
Um, we got a robot vacuum.

Sound drop (00:18):
So excuse me?

Chad (00:20):
Robot vacuum.

Tim (00:21):
Sorry.
A clinker.
Thank you.
Yeah, we call them clankersnow.

First Episode Chad (00:50):
Oh, I mean, we gotta we gotta kick off the
fucking music, I guess, so it'swe I mean we're down to 50.

Tim (01:13):
Might as well just jump in right with it, huh?

Get out of here.
We gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show.
I'm not doing the intro again.
We already did it.
No, no, no, we already did it.
Oh hello everyone, and welcometo the Funky Panther.
Coming in from Fort Worth,Texas, we have got the best

(01:48):
fucking show for you here onepisode 200.

Speaker 8 (01:54):
You know, I said I couldn't hear myself, it's
because the mic wasn't here.

Okay, alright.
We made it, boys.

Chad (01:59):
We did 235 episodes.
Holy shit, what a deal.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Man, five years.
Some people do 400 in like aweek.
We're not dope guys though.
I mean, I can't do this for aliving.
Anywho! Yeah, congrats on 200,boys! 200.
Cheers up, cheers up.

Hell yeah.
What a day.

Speaker 8 (02:19):
What a day outside of the pocket.

Ah, so sit back, relax, enjoy, and let's
get into it.
I'm Chad.
I'm Javier.

Tim (02:30):
And I'm Timothy.

Speaker 8 (02:31):
And we are the Funky Panther! Long way long time
coming.
200.
It's been five years, five anda half years.
We would have hit this numbersooner, but life happens.
Obviously, you know, we've beengone for about a month and
three quarters.
Um, but life happens.
We were all busy during thesummer.
Fucking hail season happenedand, you know, it just kept me

(02:53):
fucking like I was on thegoddamn I don't know what that
is.

Tim (02:58):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (02:59):
That's jerking off a cricket.
Jack off cricket now, boy.
That's my new job.
I don't work on dings anymore.

Chad (03:05):
Bro, if it pays, it pays.
I don't care.
Let's go.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
Listen, look, I know the videos I've been posting of
me pushing dents may fool you.
I pray to Christ my mom's notlistening.
Because she follows our page.
Um yep, jacking off crickets,you know, they're they're a
dying population, so someone'sgot to do it.
Someone's gotta do the dirtywork.

Tim (03:23):
Are they gonna are they really a dying?

Speaker 8 (03:26):
No, actually, that's one thing we need less of.
The the plague was crickets,wouldn't it?
Cicadas and speaking of which,if you were over at the cicada
here tonight, uh visit or hereat Fort Worth had their uh uh
monthly uh shindig.
So um it should have alreadybeen over by now, but if you
were there, cheers to you.
Cicada's a great place, checkit out.
I'm on Adderall now, so you'vebeen on Adderall.

(03:50):
No, no, I've been on Adderallfor a month.

Okay.
You were on it before.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
Antidepressants.

I know, I know there's a difference.
You have been on Adderall inthe past.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Yes, okay.

Chad (04:01):
I'm not crazy.
Yeah, okay.

Sound drop (04:02):
Yeah.

Chad (04:03):
You made it sound like I'm finally on it.
Look at here, guys! I'm finallyfocused.
Locust, thank you, Jamie.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
Oh, hey, Dustin.
Hey, how you doing, buddy?
Uh saw your first officialepisode on Fort Worth as fuck
was on.
Uh gotta check that out, giveit a listen.
I'm sorry, I'm talking toomuch.
I'm so sorry.
Okay.

Tim (04:20):
Okay, so before we get started, I just wanted to I want
us to go down memory lane justfor a second.
I hope it's a bunch of pornnoises.
Just for a second, and I wantto play this.
Let's see if he'll do it.

Oh my god, hello everyone, and welcome to
the podcast.
This is the first or fourthreally, but we're gonna try this
again.
We've got here, right?

Chad (05:04):
What a cluster.

So Tim, go ahead and get uh kick us off.
What are we gonna be talkingabout today?

Tim (05:16):
This was uh that was the beginning of this was before we
knew COVID was gonna be a thing.
Right.
This was uh us uh on our fourthor fifth take, right?

So uh yeah, two months before COVID, right?
January or February orsomething like that.

Tim (05:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then utilizing um to eat.
Uh what's his face?
So we recorded through Zeus'sWait, hold on.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Can you await it like five seconds?
Because I'm like, whatever.
I love listening to thisepisode because of how what hey
Zeus.

Tim (05:45):
Javier, where is like if you're going out to eat on a
Friday night, where are yougoing back the clitters?

Javier (05:55):
Oh man.

Tim (05:56):
Oh man, bad that audio was.
That was terrible.
We recorded it on um werecorded it on Zeus's uh PA,
basically, and then piped itinto my phone and recorded it
into Garage Band.
Wow.
Yeah.

Wild.
It is wild.
It's crazy.
We we you know, we've had likejust uh, you know, thinking back
about the past 200 episodes,we've got a lot of recurring
guests that have been absolutelyphenomenal just because that
means we've become friendly withsome of the coolest fucking
people that we've ever met.
And they said yes, we'll comeback.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Like dude, we at the beginning we had people wanting
to come on, asking to come back.

Tim (06:34):
Yeah, I mean just uh episode what, one, two I mean
that never stopped.
Third episode emails.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Did you see the last one?
Yeah, did you like a dogsitter?
I mean, yeah, I mean thatsounds pretty cool.

Tim (06:45):
Yes.
Do I take a dog sitter to comeon?
Absolutely.
The third one was the hypeman's journey.
So that was like our first Oh,that was our was that Rafael,
right?

Speaker 8 (06:53):
That was our first uh shout out to uh Mr.
Huerta over there at 817Vintage Hype.
He was our first guest, yeah.
He's exploded among like thepantheon of of uh thrift here in
Fort Worth.

Tim (07:04):
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So I just want I just wantedsince we were starting the show,
I was like, we heard what wekind of do with our intro now.
I was like, we should we shouldplay the original, that first
intro.
And uh God, I don't miss it.

I mean, that was funky.
That was that was fun, that wasa good time.
I we drank so much.
We used to drink pretty heavy.
This is the first time I've hada beer on the show in a long
time, just because we're we'reold and it's week nights.
Like I don't want to do that.
I'm gonna wake up earlytomorrow.

Speaker 8 (07:31):
Well, no, actually, I had not anymore.
You not you, but we'll get intothat.

Tim (07:34):
Well, yeah, because you jack off a cricket, so you don't
have to get up early.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
You know what?
They wake me up, they wake meup, they wake you up.

Daddy, it's time.
But 3435 seemed like foreverago.
It really did.
Like we were we were, well, Iguess 33 to 35, something like
that when we started this thing.
And now we're knocking on 40,and like life's different.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
It is.

Did you see, did you listen how lively and
happy I sound?
The beginning of that episode.
What the fuck happened?

Tim (08:01):
In this episode, we're gonna we're gonna deep dive into
it and figure out which episodeChad just lost on.
When did this humanity stop?

Speaker 8 (08:09):
He's like, you know what?
Nuke comes, you know what COVIDcan take me.
Just go to this fucking team.

I'm I'm asking for it at this point.
No.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
We've been from here to Austin recording.
Um we've been invited to recordit.
Gustos, Down and Out, Tulips,Tulips, South by Southwest.
Um San Antonio.
We went down to San Antoniorecorded.
San Antonio recorded.
Um a bunch of places we've gonethat honestly, if you would

(08:39):
have told me five years ago,even before we even did this,
like this would be a thing.
I didn't think it would be.

Tim (08:44):
We inspired a podcast.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
Well, to be frank, y'all did.

Tim (08:48):
I was just No no no no no.
We inspired a podcast to formafter us, and that was uh well,
it wasn't Tales from the Fortthen, it was the whatever what
was the show originally?
I can't remember the name.
Tuesday does it.
Tuesday, Does Day, yeah.
And then uh Tales from the Fortand uh Rest in peace, George
Hanson.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Shout out to you, big dog, up in the down in the hell
escape you.

Jared isn't dead, just so y'all know.
Oh.
And he's just not aroundanymore.
He's just there.
He's Gambino side.
He's wrapped up in it.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
Basically, don't make noise, just so you know.

Chad (09:17):
Just so you know.
Yeah, so uh Jared's on.

Tim (09:25):
Look at that, look at that.

Chad (09:26):
It is still here.
He's got a family now, guys.

He's got a family.
He's got a full-ass family.
Shout out to everybody in thechat.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
14 people on live right now.
Thank you so much.
Oh, by the way, if you wouldlike to call, we will break in
anytime.
The number's 817-677-0407.
Make sure you guys that's it.
817-677-0408.

Tim (09:50):
I gotta make sure we got voice uh even open.

Yeah, shout out to to Vanya, who's been
around since early, early days,always sporting local.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
She was remembered the first time we met her was uh
when we did the recording atTulips.
Yeah, and she brought us thosecrumble cookies.

Yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah.
So sweet.
Even the first time eating you.
Sam from the failed podcast,always G.
Huh?

Speaker 8 (10:08):
Never mind.

What?

Speaker 8 (10:09):
You said first time eating you?

Meeting you.
Oh.
I think you're talking aboutthe cookies.
Actually, it might have beenthe first time I had Crumble.
I don't think I knew whatCrumble was at the time.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Is there a way I can change the number on the live?
Because I don't want people toget confused.
Oh, we got a voice.
Did you change it?
Son of a bitch.

Did you change the live number?
No.

Speaker 8 (10:27):
No, no, no.

Um 677-0407.
Here, do you have a do you havea uh keyboard?
Because we gotta change it.

Tim (10:39):
How y'all just gonna leave me, man?
How y'all just gonna call itquick, bro?
But nah, congrats on a greatrun, bro.
Um super happy for y'all, bro.
And yeah, man, thank you forthe great time.
Thank you for the support.
Keep doing the damn thing.
And you know, I'm gonna bewatching and see what happens
next.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Okay, so um if we um I gotta figure out how to make
sure this uh ring is live.
I feel like I probably say wegot some more?

Yeah, we got one more.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Okay, okay.

Let's go.

Jaeboy (11:24):
I said let's go.
This is J Boy.
This is a sick Jay Boy, by theway.
Um very sad.
One hell of an era, man.
One hell of an era.
Um I just wanted to saycongrats on all the stuff that

(11:45):
y'all have been doing, Chad onthe new house, um him with
building that amazing studio,and uh Javier just moves on.
Anyway, um congrats everyonefor the amazing stuff that
you've done to the community.
And I just wanted to put my twocents in there and show y'all

(12:09):
how amazing y'all were as apodcast community.
And for the amazing city ofFort Warren.
So thank you so much for um.
Giving us your all.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Give us the last 20 seconds.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hangon.

Tim (12:25):
I wanted to finish.
I want to address somethingreal quick.
Dustin, you're right.
We haven't had you on.
Um, secondly, I want to goahead and just get it out here
instead of keeping y'all hangingon by a thread.
The funky panther itself is notcompletely going away.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
First of all, y'all should have seen the asterisk on
the goddamn picture.
Look, I know we have likeeight, we have I think it's the
most people we've had on.
Why isn't he saying you couldfor us to leave?

Tim (12:52):
We we we did we we did clickbait a little bit.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
What's the whole fucking point?
I want y'all, everyone.
No, no proper goodbyes.

Tim (13:01):
We're not I mean I w I want to take the moment to address
address that elephant in theroom.
And the Panther in the room.
The Panther in the room, um,the large obese panther in the
room, because we can't haveelephants.
Okay.
Okay.
Big obese panther.
The the fat panther um in theroom right now.
And and the issue is is that weare not actually going away.
We're gonna be reformatting insome way, shape, or form, but we

(13:24):
are going to be losing a afounding member from Should we
have a star like the CIA does,you know, whenever someone dies
or a star like on the wall?
Chet, you want to address this?
Let's let's go ahead and let'slet's just get it out.
Let's just get it out there.

Yeah, so I mean, I I think that, you know,
this has been one of the bestexperiences of my entire life
the past five and a half yearswith you boys here on the Funky
Panther.
I think that I think that it'sbeen, you know, it's time.
It's time for me to take a stepback and uh not not do this
anymore.
There's it's so much fun, andit's we've got the opportunity

(14:05):
to meet so many good people.
Like I said, like that was thebest part of this.
So many good people hanging outwith y'all.
Second part was meeting all thepeople uh that we've gotten to
you know we've been able to meetover the the past forever.
And uh yeah, I just think thatit's time.
I mean, not just you mentionedit was because of the move.
It wasn't just because of themove.
Like I I've been thinking aboutthis for a while.

(14:27):
I don't know.
It just sometimes you just likeit's time.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
Yeah, time.
I mean, and that's I totallyunderstand.
I get it.
I think the time that we had uhthe since the last episode
being off was kind of like a bitlike a relief almost.
Yeah.
I know like we the reason whywe started doing this was to get
together every week, drink, getdrunk, talk a bunch of

(14:50):
bullshit, and just um you know,I mean enjoy each other's
company.
And so it it's it sucks.
It does.
But um look, you you just gotmarried, you got a new house,
uh, you got a great position,new position at work, yeah, and
you got a lot of thingschanging.

(15:10):
So I know I I I get it.
Again, you know, you're notgoing to be able to do that.

Tim (15:15):
Some would say that Chad's going through a transition of
sorts.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
So, I mean, then then that's if we're not if we're
not evolving, then we're notreally truly living.
So it makes sense.
And and it it trust me.
I'm I I don't want to getfucking mushy because like I
feel like I am.

Tim (15:29):
I do want to say though that Chad is welcome to pop in
at any point that he feels likehe wants to pop in.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
Yeah, he has that, you know He has that ability.
Yeah.

So So if y'all have someone on their show
that's like super like fuckingbadass, right?
Like it's it, nope.
You just said the cream of thecrop.
You sit him down on theirgolden pen the cream of the
penis.
You sit him down in theirgolden chair.
You say cream of the cock?
I just walk in and I'm like,move.
Just move.
You can sit on the floor.
That chair is mine.

(15:57):
Is that what you're saying?
No, I'm not saying that I'mpretty sure that's what you I'm
gonna take it.

Tim (16:01):
So you don't get to come in just whenever we have the cream
of the crop showing up.
The cream of the cock, as uhJavier said.
That's not how this works.
You show up whenever you feellike you want to show up.
Not you won't know what guestswe have.
We're gonna block you fromthose.
I mean social media, you can'tsee it.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah.
Yeah.

If we got Shaq's coming on, you won't
know.
Okay.
You pull that shit, and I willmurder you in your sleep.
You pull that and you're dead.

Tim (16:28):
I'm not saying figuratively jokes literally.
Jokes on you.
We've got Shaq showing up.
Jokes on you.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Last week we're recording with Shaq.

Tim (16:34):
And Dennis Rodman.
Yeah.
They're both showing uptogether.
You have a wedding dress.
And a wedding dress.
They're both wearing weddingdresses.
They're gonna get married.
I'm performing it.

I was I was out here, like, you know, saying
all these nice things about thepeople that we've had on the
show, and they're already tryingto replace us.
Yeah, it looks like or replaceme, rather.
Wow.
That's pretty that's prettyjacked up.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
That's what happens when you leave.

I don't know.

Speaker 8 (16:55):
I don't know if you heard this, but uh Lou said in
the voicemail that he's comingto take over.

Tim (17:01):
Oh, 100% in studio Jamie, and Lou can come by anytime he
wants.
Hell yeah.
Lou has got one of those openinvitations.
Um Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Who has who has those?

Tim (17:12):
So what's y'all's plan?
What are you gonna do?
Well, so I I haven't really umJavier and I kind of discussed a
little bit, but we really wantto sit down.
Um Lance from Emo Otaku, orEmotacos as I like to call it,
has stated that he would like tocome in and take your place.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
We need one translucent ginger, gotta switch
it out with another translucentginger.

Tim (17:35):
I had uh I had the thought process of and I'm not I don't
want to just put this out there,but um I want to talk to uh you
know him and Antoine aboutmaybe both of them coming on,
and we just do one combined showand release it both on our
separate platforms.
But we record once.
Uh it would be close for all ofus except for literally he's

(17:57):
gonna become Chad.
Uh Lance would become Chadbecause he would have the
furthest drive out of everyone.
But you know, Antoine's justright down the road, Javier's
right down the road, um, and sowe have a central place to
record and do all the stuff, andwe and we could easily do
something like that.
But it's still up in the air,and there's still uh avenues
that we might uh pursue.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Tim (18:18):
It's warm.
Yeah.
The AC might be uh fucked upagain.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
Well shit.
Um well we can move this to thehouse always.
You know, remember.
Oh, but there's gonna be abunch of cats in there.

Tim (18:29):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean we can turn on that AC.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
Yeah, but it's gonna be like wow wow wow wow.

Tim (18:34):
So I'm gonna check, I'll I'll check the AC real quick.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
No, no, no, no.
I'm just I'm just being petty.

Tim (18:38):
I'm gonna check that AC real quick.
Because I've been having tofill it up with uh Freon um
because I've got, I guess, amassive leak somewhere.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
I've got a massive leak right here on this piano.
Um what was your favoritememory of uh being on the show,
Chad?

Um Damn, I don't know.
Uh it'd have to be up therewith either our hundredth
episode Hardy at uh PantherIsland Brewing.
That was a good time.
Everyone showed out, it was thebest.
South by was legit just becauseof us being able to do it, you
know.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Um meaning like a bunch of art we met Ernie,
right?
We met J Boy over there, right?
Uh I'm not sure.
No, no, no, no, no.

No, we met J Boy after that.
It was a little bit after that.
But we met quite a few peoplethere.

Speaker 8 (19:25):
Yeah, yeah.
You got we got to see uh Louand I was gonna say Rick James.
Paul Wall.

Yeah, no, no, Rick James was there, as you
recall.
Uh it was a good old time, forsure.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
It's been it's been a great five years.
For 200 episodes, you know, Ialways say uh quality over
quantity.
I think so.
And um, you know, we love FortWorth.
I'm just not gonna suck apolitician's dick.
Hey, so anyways, I'm so glad.
What do you what do you keepalluding to?

Tim (19:55):
Right now, I'm going to uh go ahead and open the phone
lines for donations because I Imight have to get a new AC at
the end.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Oh man.

Tim (20:01):
Well luckily they're actually not that expensive in
the grand scheme of things, andit'd be really easy to swap out,
but I've got some leaksomewhere.
I don't know if it'd be worthhaving a AC repair guy to come
out out and actually No.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
Anywho, um, yeah, no, it's it's been a great five
years, and again to do it withTim said Tim said, um anytime
you want to come through, justyou know obviously the invite
was there, uh always.
Uh Southpie was uh dope, itreally was.
And I remember uh bringingErnie in, and it was uh you know
a lot of a lot of fun, and uhwho else did we have?
Um the guy who was drunk.

(20:36):
The one who was like, I didn'teven know I was on the show,
because I was really drunk.
No, remember I tried reallyhard not to cuss, and then I
listened to everyone else'spodcast, and they're like, fuck,
fuck it, fuck, balls, dick,shit.
You know?
That's that was pretty much theI think it was that one guy who
was on that Christian showabout Jesus.
You d that guy had a big mouthon.

Tim (20:55):
So uh we did get a text message.
My voice is annoying, so I'mjust gonna text.
Oh, what the h okay, what theheck?
Trump's still alive, and nowyou guys are breaking up.
Terrible news day.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
Was that Jamie?

Tim (21:08):
Yeah, that was Jamie.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
We're not breaking up.
We're not breaking up.

I mean, kind of, but it's still happening.

Speaker 8 (21:14):
So so, but not really.
We're still gonna be around.
We're gonna plan the 200thparty for the episode.

Tim (21:19):
Yeah, we will have a party at the end.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yeah, we're gonna have a party and Chad's gonna be
involved in that.
Even if it's at uh what's it,uh Reflections or you know,
whatever.
We can do it at uh some goodass music or something.

Tim (21:30):
We could do a party at Maple Branch or something.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Yeah.

Tim (21:33):
Or uh just uh picking out everybody show up, not even tell
them that's a party.
Yeah, just show up.
Everybody just show up.

Why do we have a hundred and fifty people
here?

Tim (21:41):
Everybody I mean, cool.
Show up and uh let's supporttheir business.
Yeah.
Right?
They got that new coffee.
Um have you seen that?

unknown (21:48):
Yeah.

Tim (21:49):
So I haven't tried either.
My mom went up there for awhile.
Lance said it was is is prettygood.
Yeah.
So she said too.
I'm gonna have to uh give thema shot.
And um Yeah, all right, so uhenough of that.
So what's everybody been up to?
We've been uh we've been gonefor about uh month and three
quarters.

Speaker 8 (22:04):
I was uh telling Tim I think we should go through our
uh phone, our pictures.

Tim (22:08):
I don't take pictures.
Shit.

Like I really what are we going through
exactly?

Speaker 8 (22:13):
We're just gonna go through what we've done in the
past month and three quarters.

Okay, almost two months.

Tim (22:20):
Chad, Chad, Chad had a an important life date.

Chad a GPT.
So when so I guess July?

Speaker 8 (22:26):
July, yeah.
July 11th was our last episodethat went was bright.

Okay, so that was literally right before.
Okay.
So you go or me go?
You go me go.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
Well, maybe the Chad for last.

unknown (22:39):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (22:39):
Maybe the Chad.
Are you gonna you're not gonnado this?

Tim (22:41):
I I don't take pictures, so I couldn't I couldn't.
Do you know what you've done?
No.
Do you know what you've done?
That's school.
Lots, lots of school.
Um I can I can let me just letme just spell out what I've been
up to.
Um I am doing clinicalrotations right now.
I'm trying to get through allthat.
I'm gonna have to make a tripto Abilene pretty soon again for
my second uh in-person uhtwo-day session for school.

(23:03):
Gross.
Um, while I'm also taking sixhours of traditional college um
on top of that.
So uh needless to say, life isbusy.
October, almost every singleday, I have something going on.
Like I am trying to get getthrough my clinical hours that
are required.
Shadow, you like another beer?
I'm good, thank you.

(23:23):
Outside of that, uh Jesse and Iare trying to plan a uh some
sort of vacation at some point.
Uh my birthday will be comingup in November, so it's not that
far off.
We'll be turning the big 40.
So we're trying to figure outsomething for that.
Um outside, um, you know,that's it.
We're uh just moving along overhere at the old house.
Uh I had a clanker that mows myyard, and uh the clanker uh

(23:46):
broke, so I've got to.
Probably because you keptcalling it a clank.

They're self-aware.

Tim (23:50):
Uh I throw I was throwing beers at, saying you dirty
clanker.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
I don't I do not like that.
I do not like that.
I'm not a fan.

Tim (23:57):
That is so easy.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
It sounds almost like something else, and I'm not a
fan.

Tim (24:00):
It came out in the it's actually um it was reported as
it is now the first likerecorded derogatory term for a
robot.
Yeah.
Is now calling them clankers.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Yeah, they had a thing where it's like you got
them BBL upgrade, didn't you?
That clanker.
Yeah, I saw that.

Tim (24:16):
So uh I'm gonna get uh I got to send it back.
Uh so I got bought a robotvacuum, uh robot vacuum, robot
lawnmower.
Um, and it actually did reallywell, but something happened,
lost communication, so I've gotto send it back.
They're gonna send me a newone.
So at least it's covered, butman, it was mowing my yard twice
a week, and I had it set up tomow at a diagonal uh one
direction on uh the first of theweek and at an opposite

(24:37):
direction um you know secondhalf of the week.
That's cool.
Uh yeah, so it was nice keepingthe yard nice and nice and
trimmed.
I like it nice and trimmed umbecause it makes the it makes
the deck look bigger.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah, you know uh what I say about a good deck.

Tim (24:51):
Yeah, so uh outside of that though, uh that's man, that's
pretty much it.
I haven't really been able togo to many concerts.
I did go and work.
Um I got to see uh Bush for thefirst time uh and got paid to
be there.
Uh Dickies, right?
Yeah, Shinedown was there,which was not who I was going to
see, but they were okay, andyou know, they said some nice
things and how Texas has alwaystreated them really well.

(25:12):
Uh did you know Shinedown hasbeen around for 20 years?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did not realize that, and itmade me feel old.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
All the good strip club songs were from either
Shinedown or like, you know.

Tim (25:23):
What was the first one?
45?

I think that was the first big one.

Tim (25:26):
Staring down the barrel of 45.
Yeah, they didn't even playthat.
Really?
No.
Wow.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
Yeah, no.
You also went and saw uh youwere working the um I worked uh
Google Dolls and uh DashboardConfessional.

Tim (25:37):
Dashboard sounded, I saw them at their sound check and
then got to watch a little bitof their set, and they sounded
just as if I listened to themfor the first time whenever I
was a wee child.
Uh went down to San Antonio,got to see some bands.
I don't know if we talked aboutthat last time, and uh it was
for Lance's birthday, and uh wepartied down there for a little
while.
Um that was pretty good.
Found uh one of my new favoriterestaurants in San Antonio.

(26:00):
It is I can't remember what thename is now.
Chachos.
Chachos, chaos, yes.
Oh, chaos.
It's not what it didn't saynachos, it's just chaos.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
No, no, no.

No, but you get the nachos.

Tim (26:09):
No, no, no.
King Kong nachos.
I didn't get the child.
You failed.
What's wrong with you?
Did not fail.

Speaker 8 (26:14):
No, you should have gone.
That's the whole point.
Chachos nachos.

Tim (26:16):
That's the whole reason you I got I got Carnegizada, and it
was phenomenal.
Okay.
Um you can get that anywhere.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
You can't get chaos nachos.

Tim (26:25):
Dude, it was good.
I'll get the nachos anywhere.

Speaker 8 (26:27):
Did you see anyone with the nachos?

Tim (26:28):
No, I was I did not see anybody.

So let me let me tell you what they do
with with the King Kong nachosover there at Chacho.
Lightness, please.
You you get like basically thesize of a pizza platter, right?
And then you put like thebiggest bowl of queso right
there in the middle, and thenyou decide, I don't know which
kind of nachos I'm gonna get, soI'm gonna make them all.
You got one quarter of bean andcheese, you got one quarter
with like I think it's greenchili pork or something like

(26:51):
that.
Right.
You got one with like chicken,all of them have different you
know, cheeses and shit, and thenone with like beef.
And it is so much nachos.
It is for like a family offive.
Okay.
It is a lot of nachos, but it'sso worth it.

Tim (27:04):
So I got that, I was already kind of drunk when we
got there, and then I ordered abecause they have frozen jack
and cokes, if you didn't knowthat.
Oh shit.
And they come in and it and itcomes in a schooner, so it's
it's a big old fucking jack andcoke.
Um, needless to say, I woke upin the middle of the night
hungover.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
Of course.

Tim (27:21):
Headache, blaring.
I didn't bring my CPAP.
That's how we know we'regetting old.
Um, Lance and I both didn'tbring our CPAPs because we're
like, oh, we're only gonna begone for like two days, not that
big of a deal.
It was a big deal.
I bet.
Yeah.
I felt I felt like absoluteshit.
But that's what I've been uhbeen doing, and uh yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Cheers.
Noise.
Hooray.

Tim (27:38):
Noise.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
I've been on Adderall, I uh got a CPAP
machine.
Um What do you think about it?
I love it.
I got well, I had to change theyou know, pieces.
I had to change them multipletimes.
Like I had to find which oneworked for me.
Yeah, you gotta getcomfortable.
Of course, I you know got theone that's just the nose with
the thing up top.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah.
And that one worked reallywell, so I'm using that now.

Listen, did you get the 200 episodes ago?
None of us had CPAPs.
No.
200 episodes in, all three ofus have CPAPs.
Did you get the large uh largewide nose one?

Javier (28:11):
Okay.
Uh, yeah.

Tim (28:13):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, we got a collar.
I mean, look at it.

Javier (28:15):
Oh, we got a collar.

Oh, that's not it.

Tim (28:18):
Hello.
Let me get you off there.
Hello.
You scared him.

You scared the shit out of him.
We got another caller.
CPAP Pappy.
Hello.

Tim (28:31):
Hello?

Jimmy Masterson (28:32):
Uh yes, my name is Jimmy Mastersons.
Okay.
Hello, can you hear me?

Tim (28:35):
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
You're you're loud and clearnow.

My name is Jimmy Mastersons.
I'm a podcast therapist, and Iwas calling in because I heard
you guys are having some issueswith your show.

I I don't know if we would call them
issues, but yeah, go on.

Well, I was all excited to call you guys in,
but then all this talk is CPAPmachines.
A bunch of old talks talkingabout CPAP machines is not very
entertaining.

Okay.
I don't know what to so how dowe fix this?

Well, the way you fix this is I hear that one
of your members are leaving.

Chad (29:12):
Yeah.

They're saying so because uh, well, they
recently got married, and frommy experience, this is what
happens when you get married.
Your priorities change.

Sound drop (29:22):
Yeah.

You start looking at other things, and you
you you give up on your friendsbecause, well, someone else
owns your ball.

Chad (29:30):
Well that makes a lot of sense.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Yeah.
That makes sense.

In my experiences, you know, I I just
don't know where to go with thisbecause the CPAM machine is
just I had all sorts of talkabout Adderall, that you know,
Adderall is a gateway tohappiness.

It is.

I I believe I don't know if Adderall and CPAM
machines work together.
This is just a weird thing.

No, it's even happier.
You gotta give it a go, bro.

Speaker 8 (30:01):
No, this is eight balls and eight balls and um
CPAPs don't mix.

That's what they say.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Who says this?

What I do know from history is if you grind up
your Adderall and shove it intoyour CPAP machine and breathe it
in.
It's like like like the movieDoom.
It's like spice.
And it makes your life likefulfilled.

Nice.
I like it.

I've never seen it.
I really hope that that whatyou guys figure out in life.
And the the the future of thepodcast that you keep going and
you guys still remain friends.
Even though one of you aremarried and has given up your
balls to someone else.

Wow.
I like that's what this hasturned into.
That's great.

Tim (30:45):
I mean, I believe we're all like uh all three of us are in
committed relationships and uhwe've all given up our balls, I
believe.

You can always leave the person you're
committed with.
You can just say, fuck it, I'mwalking out.
That's true.
When you're married, it'sactually legal.
You gotta go through a bunch ofbullshit, you gotta you gotta
deal, you gotta split property,you gotta do all this stuff, you
know, and your crypto.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
Right.
Lord, he's right, the crypto.

Tim (31:16):
Yeah, I mean, my my doge is uh, you know, it's been uh it's
been making me money, you know.

Is it?

Tim (31:22):
No.

No.
In fact, I'm in debt right now.
Yeah, I think so.

Thankfully, right now, if if Javier wanted
to walk out, he just takes allof that or all and hits the
road.
That's right.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
And maybe that for life.
I would.
I would totally.
That's actually what I do now.
I don't even eat.
I just walk.
He jacks off crickets and walk.

Sounds like a fulfilling life.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
I am on extended release.

But it's great! I love it!

Speaker 8 (31:52):
I can't really drink as much.

I wish the best for you guys.
Chad, we're gonna miss you.

Thanks, buddy.

I love you guys.

Thank you.
Love you too, man.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
Love you.
See you soon.

Adios.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
Cheers, buddy.
Have fun.
That was fantastic.

Tim (32:07):
Uh, we had somebody trying to call through while um why
Dustin was on there.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
Uh Chet Greenballs.
Let's let's see.

Tim (32:16):
But it was they did leave us a voicemail.

Caller (32:18):
And uh you crazy guys.
Thanks for giving me a hardpack.
I really look at that post andI was like, oh my gosh, we can't
be happy.
You guys are still going.
Um, but yeah, let's have aparty.
I'm so glad you're on air.

(32:39):
And if y'all have fun.
Bye.

Chad (32:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tim (32:47):
Um I I just want to tell you, uh the transcript thinks
that your name is funny.
It just says bye.
It's funny.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Well, that was great.
Two calls.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's awesome.

Tim (33:00):
Okay.
Yeah.
So uh Javier, we gotsidetracked on Chacho's Nacho's
uh.
Jamie told us that that was thelate night after the parties.

That was where you went.
Hell yeah, that's a spot.

Tim (33:14):
We went to the Chacho's over by um by the by the base,
by the Air Force Base.

Chad (33:18):
Ours were outside the loop ring, right?
Yeah.

Tim (33:22):
Yeah, right on the loop.
I don't remember exactly whereit was, like north northwest.
That's that's yep, that's wherewe went.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
They have several locations,but that was the one that we
went to.
I think it's like probably theoriginal one, maybe.
Yeah, it was it was good.
Uh I actually want to make atrip down to San Antonio just to
eat a cha chos.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
We're gonna try to do that for um Thanksgiving
because my brother lives downthere.
And so we're gonna probablyspend a lot of time.

Tim (33:42):
Man, I thought about just uh, you know, I get like two
days off in a row or three daysoff on the uh every other
weekend.
I thought just driving downthere just for the day and
eating cha chos.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
If y'all had told me yesterday or to leave on Sunday
to go do that, because I did Iyou know what I did for Labor
Day?
I went to work.
You went to work?
Yeah, I didn't want to be home.
Gross.
Um no, uh Bandera and 410.
I think my brother lives nearBandera.
Um okay, cat, got another cat.
Uh what else?
What else?

(34:11):
Cars.
Worked on cars.
Oh, I listened to the financialuh audit podcast.
Great podcast.
Amazing podcast.
You should listen to it.
Yeah.
The pe the things people gothrough like that are idiots
that you know trying to gettheir shit in order, they're
idiots.
Like just me.
I mean, me too.
Oh, I paid off two creditcards.
Nice.
Three credit cards, actually.
But then I had to put morestuff on one because you know

(34:31):
there's a pair of shoes thatcome out.
I hadn't bought shoes in ninemonths.
Um, what else, what else, whatelse?
Work, work, work, uh, you know,cats.
Sister went to Texas Tech, socheers to her.
Uh went to uh Crystal Springs,saw an awesome band over there.

Tim (34:44):
Yeah, I popped in for just a minute.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah.
Oh, the New Orleans band.
They're cool too.
Uh what else?
What else?
What else?
Uh-b.
Um, hmm, okay.
Sister left.
Family came over.
Everybody.
Manchester United started backup, so uh now soccer's back on.

Tim (35:01):
Uh Hervey, it was uh $5,000 and a uh Brettling or
Brightling or whatever watch.
Yes.
That's what he was.

Speaker 8 (35:08):
That's exactly what he requested.
Um and then also um Lance leftthe Army, so or Navy.
Lance left the Navy, so cheerson that, buddy.
It was good.
Me and Chad were over therethat night.
It was uh steak night, so itwas fun to hang out with him and
everybody.
And where was that at?
It was at uh Nickel City.
Cheers to Nickel City, NickelCity uh sponsored Chad for like

(35:31):
about a year, I think.
Uh when he wasn't working, whenhe did his thing.

Chad (35:35):
It was I felt like they gave me drinks for like three
months, and then I felt bad forstealing drinks.
No, you take advantage! Youtake advantage of it.
Shout out to Tober for beingthe man.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
And then you sell the drinks.
Um we also went to um where didwe go?
That was cool.
I can't think because I haven'thad anything to eat.
Uh he demanded also a gaggle offleshlights.
Yes.

Tim (35:58):
That is the proper term for a uh large sum of fleshlights,
is a gaggle.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
Tim's butt-inspired uh fleshlight.
So fleshlights made out of hisbutt.
Um a lot of cool thingshappening in Fort Worth.
A lot of concerts.
We went to see Google Dolls,obviously, and that's not a bad.
Okay, that's about it.
How's Google Dolls?
Oh fuck, man.

Tim (36:15):
Great.

Speaker 8 (36:15):
Amazing.
I recommend any anytime.

Tim (36:19):
They sounded the same as they've always sounded.
They sounded great.

Speaker 8 (36:22):
But the thing that okay, these glasses, the thing I
love about them, everyone.
Are we all in together?

Tim (36:26):
Uh no, I was I was working.
Oh.

Speaker 8 (36:29):
I what is that?

Tim (36:32):
I I don't know.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
Oh my fucking glasses.
Sorry, my glasses were playingmusic.
Um, everyone was with theircameras recording, and I'm just
there recording on my w myglasses, just watching, but
watching everybody with theirthing up.
Oh, turnstile is coming herenext month.
I did see that.

Tim (36:47):
Yeah, turnstile's gonna be here next month, and I'm gonna
tell you what I plan on doing tosee that show.

Speaker 8 (36:53):
Jack off, dude.

Tim (36:54):
It's a hundred it was a hundred dollars to go to Panther
Island.
I'm like, I'm not paying $100to be out there for turnstyle.
But what I will do is it's anoutdoor concert, and as long as
it's not raining, I'm gonna goto the levee across from Panther
Island and watch the show.
There you go.

Speaker 8 (37:09):
I just wish there were more shows here.
You know, Dickies is such agreat venue.
Panther Island's a great venue.

Um there are tons of shows at Dickies.
What are you talking about?
And there's tons of shows herein uh I wish I would have seen
Bush.
I didn't know about Bush.
That's the thing.
There's almost too many shows.
Like it's hard to keep up withthe amount of shows that are
coming through Fort Worth.

Tim (37:28):
Halton Theater is Haltham City, but Haltham Theater's got
shows happening all the time.
Tulips has got shows almost, itseems like, nightly.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
I mean, I would love to hear what Bush thought during
9-11 whenever he got that thingin his ear when they said, hey,
you know, a second plane justhit.

Tim (37:42):
Not that Bush.

Speaker 8 (37:42):
Are you sure?

Tim (37:44):
Gavin Rosdale.

Speaker 8 (37:45):
Bush.
Gavin who?
Gavin Rosdale.
Gavin de Gras.

Tim (37:47):
Gavin de Gras.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
The guy who's saying I want your hill.

Tim (38:01):
Christy, you could uh you could you could pay in a uh an
insane amount of money to go seeNine Inch Nails like I did.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
Oh, when do they come into town?

Tim (38:07):
Uh two weeks.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Oh, fuck, I want to see them.

Tim (38:09):
Yeah.
So I got that for Jesse'sbirthday.
Or yeah, for her birthdaypresent, and um I paid way too
much for this for the seats, butI've never seen Nine Inch Nails
myself, and it's her favoriteband, so yeah, why not?

Oh, uh my turn.
Sorry.
So uh after our last episode, II went to Oregon.
Uh we celebrated my mom's 60thbirthday out there in like um
what are it, Tillamook?
Like on the cheese place.
Yeah.
It's on the coast of Oregon,and it's just like beautiful.
Weather was perfect.
It was like high of 70, andthis is like early July.

(38:52):
So like the weather was great.
That weekend was awesome.
Uh a lot of people came up andwe went and got married.
We had our bachelor andbachelorette party up there,
which was fun.
Got married, came back.
Actually, while we were inOregon, we we were trying to get
these houses, and we we'd beenlooking at a lot of houses.
There were two specificallythat we fell in love with.

(39:12):
And literally the two houses,the day that we saw them in
person, both went like uh undercontract.
Not under contract, but uhwhatever that first thing is,
right?
Someone put their tongue on itsaid, this house is mine now.
Oh, um I usually put my wieneron it.
Okay, I know you do.
Uh they weren't under contract,but they were basically like in
escrow.

Tim (39:33):
No, but not quite that.
They were they were just likewe got dibs.
Option we'll call it dibs.
Option period.
We'll call it dibs.
Whatever that is.
Dibs.

So that yeah, dibs.
So they put dibs on these twohouses, and I was like, all
right, JD, who is like our ourbuddy and also legit uh realtor.
If you need a realtor, go toDelaBerry uh because they're the
shit.
I'm just you know, not a plug,but a plug.
Um yeah, I mean I mean I'musing them right now.
Are you really?
Yeah, yeah, they're fantastic.
Uh and he's gonna he's gonnawork for you.

(40:00):
So we um we put we we weretrying to put in backup offers
for these two, and JD's justlike that just rarely happens.
Like we can put up the backupbackup offers, but these houses
you're not gonna get.
Really, just whatever.
And um we did, we did.
He's like, it sucks the sucks,bro.

Tim (40:18):
I'm sorry.

Yeah, basically.
And we're like, all right,well, we'll just go ahead and do
it, you know, let's whatever,might as well.
And then we took all of ourfocus off the the house and put
it all towards the weddingbecause that was coming up.
Um, last time we met, remember,I t I told y'all that I
interviewed for a job and I feltreally good about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I got it.
So while we were in Oregongetting married, we also I got a
call saying, Hey, you got thisjob, and I was like, Okay, cool.

(40:42):
During Oregon, I also got acall from JD saying, Hey, that
backup offer never went through,they didn't accept it.
And I was like, Well, thatsucks.
I mean, why wouldn't theyaccept these?
Like, I don't know.
But the first offer fellthrough, and so now we get to go
through the whole process, andyou're the number one bidder.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
The one that originally went into period.
Right.
Dibs period.

Dibs, period.
They they backed out or theydidn't back out, they couldn't
get funding.
And so generally in thosesituations, they just
automatically like tee up thebackup offer.
But we we had offered, since wewere backup, we put like at
cost, you know, like what theywere offering the house for is
what we're gonna pay, period.
Well, now we had theopportunity to say, okay, hold

(41:24):
on, like we're the only optionyou got now.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
Let's negotiate, motherfucker.

Dude, JD got us $19,000 in uh like
concessions.
And holy shit.
That's a lot of Doritos.

Chad (41:38):
That is that is a lot of people.
That's a lot of anti multiplepools with Doritos.
It's a lot of concessions, alot of talkies.

Yeah, so we got a really good deal on this
house and it appraised for 10grand more than what we paid for
on top of the 20 or 19,whatever.

Tim (41:51):
Like we just it was the best case scenario.
You're you're immediatelygetting um, what's it called?
Whatever you got uh money inthe house.
Um, that's nice.

So, you know, it's a house, it's it's
closer to work.
I've been working in in Dallasfor a long time now, and that
hour, hour and a half drive eachway is just killing me.
It is awful.
And now I am 20 minutes.
Today was the very first daythat I drove to work, uh, and it
was 20 minutes to work, 20minutes back.
It was just fun, it was sonice.
That's nice.
I don't know if people realizelike people that that commute

(42:24):
and people that don't commute,you don't understand how much it
fucks with your mentals, likelegitimately.
Like you are brain dead afterlike stop and go traffic for an
hour and a half.
Like it just it ruins you,especially daily.
And like I feel like I wasgetting angrier stressed out all
the time.
I'm brain dead.
I'm gonna say things.

Tim (42:45):
We should bring back uh we should bring this to the to the
Americas, not bring back, butbring to the Americas the uh the
Japanese businessman style ofwork.
Suicide?
No.
Jesus where you go Triggerwarning, where you go to work,
sorry, and then after you getoff work, you go get completely
shit-canned.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you stay either in acapsule hotel, or you or you

(43:08):
sleep on the sidewalk becauseyou're so drunk and you missed
the last train out of Tokyo.

Did you and it's not just it's not just a
Japanese thing, it's kind oflike an Asia holistic thing.
But did y'all see when Dane wasout there in Taiwan and there
was a guy that was just likebutt ass naked, drunk on the
sidewalk, and Dane's likehelping the guy, but also
recording the whole thing, like,bro, are you alright?

Chad (43:28):
Hey buddy, uh it is hilarious.
Here, pal, I'm from Texas, andwe don't do that shit around
here in these parts.
It's hilarious.
And like, if you message Daneasking him more questions, he
sent you more videos.
So I got a whole array of thewhole situation, and it was
fucking hilarious.

It was great.
So, yeah, so that same weekend,got married, got a new job, got
to the house.
Uh, we we came back and weimmediately went to our
honeymoon.
We went to uh Playa Mujaras,which Isla Mujares or Playa?
We went to Playa.
We did end up going to IslaMujaras.
We didn't like we didn't knowwhen we were gonna go, but I
know Herbie and Christymentioned that they went and
they loved it, and so we'relike, all right, screw it, we're

(44:04):
gonna go.
Well then JD so happens todecide that he also wants to go
to Isla Muhares because his hissister and brother-in-law are
both there.
And so we go to Isla Mujarisand we meet him there, and then
we just get shit-canned all day.
Like we were just drivingaround in a golf cart, circling
the island, bar hopping,drinking on the beach.
It was great.
He he uh he basically you knowcrashed our honeymoon, but it

(44:26):
was like in the best way.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
You know, I feel like that's another thing that
happened for your wedding party,your wedding reception here at
Nickel Bridge.

We had an at-home wedding party, yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
And uh guess who met up with us after?

JD.

Speaker 8 (44:40):
JD.
Guess what happened after?

I don't remember anything after that
second fucking Jager bombs,Jagaboms, Jagabombs, Jagabombs.
Dude, I haven't had Jaegerbombs in at least seven to eight
years, and I think that I'vehad more Jaeger bombs in the
past month than or two monthmonth than I have in the past
ten years.
Because you don't valueyourself and you and you hate
your life.
Something like that.

(45:03):
You're a degenerate at heart.
Yeah.
Um I think that was themajority of it.
Like I'm looking throughpictures, like you said, we've
eaten at some really goodrestaurants.
Oh, we went out to uh what?

Speaker 8 (45:14):
Go ahead, sorry.

We went to Utah uh for my birthday.
Yeah, I saw that.
My birthday was uh a couple ofweeks ago, and so we went to
Utah and I went back to the rediguana.
Oh still good.
It's so good.
Still good, it's so good.
They have like nine differentkinds of molees, and every
single one of them is juststraight fire.
It is the best.

Tim (45:33):
You know, Jesse's got uh she's starting her new uh new
schedule, and she'll haveSunday, Monday, Tuesdays off.
And you know, maybe I can justuh somehow rig a uh I'll have
Monday and Tuesday off.
We just leave Sunday night, flyto Utah.
Dude.
Go do that and just come back.

Dude, it was a 45-minute uh drive to Park
City, and Park City was like ahigh of 78.
Yeah.
The weather was beautiful.
We ended up seeing some band.
You might know who they are.
They're like this early 90sband.
You two.
I hate you two.
Bono was there, right?

Tim (46:03):
Oh, it's me, Bono! I'm a giant twat.
Bono is a giant twat, and I'llnever forgive him for the whole
iPhone, iPad, iPod thing.
We know, yeah, we know.

Uh, we we went to this brewery, and we
were she uh Seris had plans tohave this really nice birthday
dinner, and so we ended up goingto this like Thrive Apothecary
type place and then eating somegummies, and like, we don't want
to go to a nice dinner, we'regonna go to some random concert
where everyone was talking aboutit at the brewery.
So we went, it's kind of liketheir version of Red Rock.
Like it was you're kind of likeup on this green, and there's

(46:34):
like an amphitheater, andthere's tons of people, and then
just this beautiful view ofmountains.
But it was it was called BigHead Todd and the something or
other.
Do you not that wasn't it?
I don't remember and thewhatever.

Tim (46:46):
I've never heard of Big Head Todd.

Speaker 8 (46:48):
I knew a dude named Big Head Todd, but you know, you
know.
Tell me more.
He had a big head.

Okay.
Dude, it was so nice to getoutside.
Like, we it's been so hot, andand this has not even been a hot
this has been a mild summer forus.
But it's been so hot.
Like, I don't, it's hard.
You don't want to go outside.
Like, I'm outside when I'mwalking around work and stuff.
But like we went on some hikesand it was just beautiful.
Um you would know one of thesongs uh by Big Head Todd and
the Monsters.
Oh, that's the band?
Big Head Todd and the Monstersis the is the band.

(47:15):
You would know this song, Ibelieve, because it's on
commercials.

Chad (47:21):
Let's see.
Let's see if it plays.
Let's see.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
Oh, uh uh Z top?

Javier (47:33):
No, I gotta come on.
The song goes bang, bang, bang.
Yeah, that's Z Top.

Speaker 8 (47:48):
I thought that was Z Top.
Isn't that Z Top?

Chad (47:53):
So he just does a cover of it?
I thought for sure maybe thatwas a song that I recognized.
I was like, I know that song.
Never mind.
I don't know.
There was a ton of old whitepeople.
They loved it.
They all knew his music.
I'd never heard it.
Uh the only thing that mattersis that you enjoyed it.
Dude, Dustin knows.
Dustin knows who it was.
Yeah.
See?

(48:14):
Of course, Dustin knows.
Dustin knows all music.

Speaker 8 (48:17):
He's like the king of music.
He's like the final boss ofmusic.

Yeah, we were we were super high at that
concert, just like staring upthe stars, listening to some
music that we didn't know.
It was great.
It was fantastic.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
I wonder what the people around you were like,
what are you doing?
Like, we're drunk and he'slooking at the sky.
Is he planning a terroristattack?
What's he doing?
He's waiting for a plane tocome over here.
No, that's awesome.
That sounds like a great coupleof months.

Yeah, I mean, the past really just a
month.
It's been a month and a half.
Yeah, since the last time werecorded, it has been nuts.
It's been a month andthree-quarter, I believe.
The past month andthree-quarter have just been
phenomenal.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Month and three-quarter.
He's not wrong.

And I want to I also want to be clear.
This is nothing to do with megetting married that I'm leaving
the podcast.
We I thought about this monthsago.
I was like, 200 episode is agood time.
That's a good time.
I wasn't even married yet.
I just I thought it was time.
I just want to put that outthere.
Nothing against Sarah.
No ill will.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Are you just saying that because she just popped on
and like commented?

Chad (49:16):
No, but now that she is, I do want to make sure that she's
like, hey, Phil, I love you,right?

Speaker 8 (49:21):
And uh thanks for marrying me, by the way.
Um, and also, you know, doingthe things.
But um That's not becauseyou're uh we're married now.

No, I mean things have changed over the
years.
Like we know.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
Hey, look, again, I said earlier, we evolve in our
own ways, you know?
Right.
We evolve.
And uh if we're not learningsomething new every day, then we
might as well just die.
So I get it.
I understand.

Tim (49:48):
Well So uh so yeah, Trump made a big announcement today.
Oh, yeah, what he's a big oldHe's not dead.
Oh, he's definitely not dead.
So did you see all the stuffthat was going around like on
TikTok and different things likevideos and like so one of them
was like showing thepresidential motorcade, and
they're like, there's anambulance.
There's an ambulance in everysingle presidential motorcade.
Just FY.
Whenever they come here, if hecomes to Fort Worth, I'm you

(50:09):
know, my organization's involvedin that.
Um so that was nothing alarmingto me.
It was just all this, you know,he's got these spots on his
hands and all this other stuff,and he's been out, you know, and
whatever, and it's all theseconspiracies.
And then they show this, andit's they they decided to move
Space Force uh headquarters fromits temporary headquarters in
Colorado to Alabama.

Huntsville and he made it didn't he make it
like a anti-Biden thing?
Oh yeah, of course, everythingis right.

Tim (50:34):
Yeah, Biden, Biden wanted to keep them in Colorado, and uh
we're finally gonna go aheadand move them uh because you
know, Biden, Sleepy Joe.
Yeah, I yeah.
I wish I could do a good Trumpimpressive nation, but I can't.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
Only whenever I'm not forced to.
Yeah.

Tim (50:50):
That's true.
Yeah, so uh that that was thebig that was the big thing.
I like tuned in for a bit and Iwas like, nah, I'm out.
Don't care that much aboutthat.

Speaker 8 (50:57):
They're gonna say, you know where we have our space
force, it's gonna be notColorado, it's gonna be in
Hunts.
Huntsman, Huntsville?
Huntsville, Tennessee.
Huntsman, Tennessee.
Huntsman, Tennessee.
You know where the the theplace where, you know, god damn
it.
Okay, hold on.
Give me give me a second.
What a fucking idiot, though.
Like you're gonna move it tofrom beautiful, by the way,

(51:18):
where they have that uh seedfarm, you know, the one in the
temporary.
Is it it's not there anymore?

Tim (51:23):
No, no, no, no, not the seed farm.
The seed farm's fine.
Uh the the the the theheadquarters was temporary, and
now they're moving theheadquarters to Alabama.
Like, why?
Beautiful Gulf Shores, I hear.
I hear all the idiots in thecity.
I believe they I believe theymoved them to mobile.
Mobile is wonderful thesetimes.

Aren't like uh everything's everything's
spaces near the coast.
Near the coast, yeah.
I mean, so that actually kindof makes sense.

Speaker 8 (51:45):
Near the coast.

Tim (51:46):
I mean But then like all like the ever all the monitoring
for all the space traffic andshit is in up in uh Cheyenne
Mountain, up up in uh Colorado.
Okay.
Yeah, so like NORAD and allthat that monitors like missile
launches.
I've seen Terminator 3 shit,yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:03):
I know where things are, is what Trump says.
I don't know.
I don't make those rules, but II guess, you know, whatever.
My brother's been there to thatplace whenever he was doing
stuff for NASA.

Tim (52:12):
I'm going to uh I will the the day that they say that
there's gonna be a door gunneron a spacecraft position for
Space Force is the day that I Ienlist in Space Force.
Are you talking about a gun?
No, sir.

No, sir.

Chad (52:28):
This isn't fucking like Independence Day, and you're the
red baron out there, like, Igot it, coach!

You count on me.
Like, you're not that guy.
Isn't that the same guy as likethe shitter's fool?
It was the same as shitter'sfool.

Tim (52:42):
He's also the same guy that was like squatting in the house
in fucking California.

Javier (52:46):
Don't worry, Mr.
President.
I have a myth hole on my deck.
Hey God, he's remember me.

Chad (52:53):
That's it.
That's it.

Javier (52:55):
Remember Independence Day?

Speaker 8 (52:56):
I remember Independence Day.

Chad (52:57):
What a good movie.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
What a great movie.
Remember Will Smith?

And I don't really remember I remember
watching it, but I don'tremember anything about it.
I never saw the second one.
Really?
That's good.
I need to watch it againbecause I don't remember shit
about it.

Tim (53:11):
I watch all the Independence Days.
I mean, there was the two.
All of them.
I watched all of them.
So every single one of them.
All two.
All two of them.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
What do you think about Trump having a UFC fight
on the 250th anniversary ofAmerica?
I think it's a good idea.

Tim (53:25):
I think it's a great idea.
Put it right in the front lawn.
Let uh let people uh let Trumpand uh Biden go at it.

Idiocracy, my dude.

Tim (53:32):
Bare knuckle.
Oh man.
I can't wait till DwayneMountain Dew, Camacho Trump, uh
he uh, you know what a time tobe brings in uh brings in
Bigfoot and crushes everybodywith the with the car, with the
truck, with the big truck.
Big truck.
Big truck.

Speaker 8 (53:47):
So um let's talk about five years ago versus now.
Like what have there beenchanges of here in Fort Worth
regarding, you know, five years?
Five years now, five years agoto now.

Tim (53:56):
So there was uh restaurants that opened and restaurants
that have closed.
Yes.
We lost uh Funky Picnic.
We did.
Um we've lost Hot Box Biscuits.
Yeah.
Uh Heim has sold out theirwhole uh organization.
Meh they they are no longerinvolved in Haim Barbecue.
Meh.
They're opening a pizza place.
One trick pony, right?
They're gonna be opening up apizza place up uh where hot bot

(54:18):
hotbox biscuit was.
Oh really?
Yep, that's the that's thepizza place.
So according to uh sources, isthat uh Mr.
Haim himself, uh whenever theywere tired of eating barbecue,
he'd make pizzas for his crew.
And uh so that's what they'regonna do is make pizzas.
So I guess he's gotta probablynon-compete against barbecue.
Yeah, I'm sure.
So yeah, making uh makingmaking pizzas.

(54:41):
But yeah, so I mean we had lotsof places a car drove into the
side of Walloons, they've sincefixed, you know.
Um that lots of lots of thingshappened.
Uh we lost one of uh one of myfavorite uh restaurants in uh
Fort Worth to an explosion atthe Sandman Hotel.
Yeah.
Um yeah, lots, lots ofdifferent things.

(55:01):
Lots of different things.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
And a new one that opened up over there at the old
um Black Cat Pizza Spot.
I don't know if you've heard ofit.
It's this really nice AsianJapanese food place.

Oh, is it the sushi one?
Yeah, like uh almost likeHatsuyuki type deal, right?
Yeah, yeah, I've I've uh heardabout that, but I've not been
yet.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
I am excited to try it.
I'm I'm very pumped.
City's growing wide, obviously.
Here in our neck of the woods,yeah, we got Crystal Springs
with a big cat uh burger.

Tim (55:28):
Uh breaking news, Dustin has sent me pictures of the uh
Vandenberg Space Force base.
And I will say that the logo isprobably the best logo out of
every branch of the militarybecause it looks very much Star
Trek.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
It's great.
All right, go on.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
That's the name.
Oh, thank you, G.

Tim (55:48):
Yeah, uh Crystal Springs opened up.
Uh we it started off as uh um,you know, not a lot of people
going, and now it's packed everysingle time that we're over
there, which is great for them,but a little annoying for us
locals that are around in thearea.
I like a more reserved place.

I opened the front patio too, though.

Tim (56:07):
It's like more sensitive.
Yeah, dude, you're right,you're right.
My my favorite place now is togo to like Nickel City.
Chuck and cheese.
It's to go to Nickel City.
Growth.
Nickel City at about 12o'clock, one o'clock on a
Monday.
It is the perfect time.
Daydream.
Yeah, you go so I'm off, youknow, r uh every other Monday
and just show up there at NickelCity about about noon, and we

(56:28):
know the bartenders that arethere around that time, and uh
it's it's good.
It's not busy.
We have good conversation, theygot music playing, but it's not
too loud.
You can hear yourself actuallytalk.
God, I'm fucking old.
Yeah.
But I do man, I prefer placeslike that.
But I understand it doesn'tsustain the bills, and that's
okay.
I'll just have to make do andgo, you know, be an alcoholic

(56:49):
degenerate in the middle of theafternoon.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
Look, 15 years ago, 15 years ago was all about 7th
Street.
You know, we were always goingto 7th Street or downtown, you
know, the old original poorhousewas over there and the good old
library and what was that oneplace the local the local
whatever on the local school7th?

Tim (57:05):
Is it still a thing?
Yeah, local school.

I like downtown again, though.
I'll be honest with you.
Like I I like the little areaover there by uh like
Thompson's.
I've been to the library twiceover the street.

Tim (57:15):
If you liked it so much, you would have just moved
offices to the downtownlocation.
If that was an option, I wouldhave done it.
But instead, you jumped shipand you left fucking Fort Worth.

Thompson's, I don't know.
I it was it was two months agowhere I was.
I haven't been to Thompson'ssince they've revamped
everything.
Best, best happy hour in FortWorth, Thompson's.
Thompson's?
It's $7.50 from like Fortnite.
$7.50, all you can drink.
No.
Galmate.
For like their cocktails, butthey're cock that's like half
off.

(57:46):
Like that is a really gooddeal.
Their cocktails there arephenomenal.
We all know that.
$7.50, like old-fashioned, orlike really nice gin cocktails,
all sorts of stuff.
Their classic list, all $7.50.
And then on, I think it'sMondays, it's all day.
Monday?
Sunday or Monday, it's all day.

Tim (58:04):
See, the problem is like downtown with the parking
situation and all that is parkon the road, especially on the
weekends.
I guess on the on the weekend,well.
It's empty.

And you don't have to pay.

Tim (58:13):
It's free.
Yes, yes, doesn't it?
Where I'm just so drunk he justsleeps on the bar.
Yeah, he did it before.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Or no, he threw up on the bar.

Tim (58:24):
I've thrown up on the bar, and that wasn't at Nickel City.
That was at Winchester.
No, no, no.
That was at the fancy place onno.
That was the bathroom.
He did that.
The fancy place on Magnolia.
The usual.
Oh, the usual usual.
Yeah.
I threw up on the bar at theusual.
I've been I've since been backto the usual.
This first time back in like 15plus years.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:44):
Where's y'all's places to go?
Call us.
817-677-0408.
817-677-0408.
Give us a call now if you wantto get on the Funky Bather!

Tim (58:55):
So I used to like this one place out um out past uh you go
Lancaster, out east, all the wayout.
It was called the Ozzie Rabbit.
The problem with going to OzzieRabbit was that's a long drive
for me to get back home.
Yeah.
And so didn't go there all thatoften, but it was a it was a I
love that place.
It was a good spot.
I know uh what is it?
Dustin, I think, likes uh cavesor whatever.

(59:15):
I think that was uh one ofDustin's places.
Arlington?
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
LRB's is fucking expensive.
And you only go there topropose or if you got a lot of
money.
That shit is fucking expensive.

I'm pretty excited about uh have you guys
been to the Sterling across fromThompson's?
Yeah, the Sterling is alright.
The cocktails were pretty good,like not as good as Thompson's,
but it was pretty good.
Uh but the vibe there waspretty swanky.
It was pretty neat.
I haven't been to Rivers yet.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
What?
That's right around the corner.
Right around the corner.

Yeah, so I I know, I haven't been yet.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
I like it, but the dr the cocktails are fucking
expensive.
And yeah, um are they priceylike happy hours alright?

I didn't try the pizza.

Speaker 8 (59:52):
It's good.
It's it's like I mean, is itson of a butcher?
Yeah, son of a son of a baker.

Son of a baker.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because it's the same oneas downtown, the one that took
over.
Houston Street Bar, right?

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that pizza is fire.
Yeah.
Um the only thing though, itdid take a while to get my
drinks, and um I I they put anextra one on my tip.
Allegedly.
So I I went yesterday becauseit was close to the house.
You put an extra pizza on yourtown?

(01:00:21):
If it was an extra pizza, thenI would have been cool with it
because I would have eaten it.
But they put an extra one on mytip.
Oh yeah, they put a one infront of the number.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
I disputed it with my bank andbut I was pretty pissed off and
I was like, why didn't I keepthe copy of it?
And so yesterday when I wasover there, allegedly um I was I

(01:00:43):
kept the copy.
Yeah.
But I was like, what the fuck,man?

Tim (01:00:46):
Like That's a new that's a new one.
I guess I'm gonna have to keepthe copy of my receipt, man.
Like, I never checked that.
I never checked that.
I don't do a very good job ofchecking.
I don't check that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
But I you know, I I'm a good tipper.
I tip really well.
You know, I tip over 30%.

First Episode Chad (01:00:59):
And um But I I was like, man, this is kind
of For them to take advantage ofyou after 30% is pretty wild.

Speaker 8 (01:01:05):
But I only had two drinks.
The thing is I had like twomules, it was like forty bucks.

Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:01:08):
Oh, that's a lot, man.
Yes.
And so I was like, look, ittook you forever.
Like it's you sh honestly, youdidn't have too many people at
the bar.
And you're just gonna throw oneon It probably wasn't her,
probably someone else.
Yeah.

Tim (01:01:24):
You know, but Oh okay.
So we got so we got some uh gotsome beef happening.
Uh so uh Tasman says uh I havepersonal beef with Rivers.
How are you called Rivers wineand cocktail and not a single
glass of wine or any of youractual menu cocktails are on
happy hour?
That's uh that's a good point.
That is a good point.

(01:01:44):
Um yeah, I'll probably stayaway from there then.
I'll check it out once.
I'll get the pizza.

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
Just to grab one drink.
You can't go after this.
Why?

Tim (01:01:52):
I have to dude, I gotta get up four o'clock in the morning.
I'm up at 4 a.m.
I can't do that.
We're gonna we're gonna have aparty and we're gonna have a
card.

I'm not dead, and y'all don't invite me
anyway.
We don't do anything anyway!It's okay.
Everything's fine.
This is the real reason, gents.
Fuck you.

Tim (01:02:14):
So um I lost my train of thought with that one.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I want there's a couple thingsthat I want in Fort Worth, and
I'm I'm kind of I'm I'm gettingto a point.
I I came across a TikTok wherethis girl's on there, and she's
going on about like her favoritespots and kind of showing
showcasing favorite spots.
And some people in the commentsgot in there and started

(01:02:36):
saying, hey, you need to stopbecause we need to gatekeep Fort
Worth.
And I agree to an extent.
Um you you heard what hatwhat's happening um right by
where you work at, actually,over off of um uh White
Settlement Road in University.
Foundry district.
Yeah, so they're gonna be uhthey're tearing down you know
all those dealerships andeverything over there, and
they're gonna build thisgigantic um multi-story uh

(01:03:01):
business park and hotel, andthen they're gonna have um
expensive ass um apartments overthere and restaurants and all
that.
And I I like to see growth, butI don't want to see growth in
my neighborhood because thatmeans traffic.
And my traffic's already gottenshitty on White Settlement

(01:03:21):
Road.

Sound drop (01:03:22):
Yeah, yeah.

Tim (01:03:22):
I'm giving away where I'm where we record at uh because
we're right down the street fromthere.
But my traffic's got shitty onWhite Settlement Road already
because they've got all theapartments and all the
businesses going in there, andnow whenever I go into downtown,
have to go down university orwhatever, and or White
Settlement to University and allthat, that's gonna be shitty
down there.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
Well, I mean, it's already shitty and going down
here, so I mean the roads arefucking turning into shit.

Tim (01:03:46):
Well, the roads are terrible.
Where are our ta tax dollarsare not going to infrastructure?
What's going on?
I'm sick and but uh but we'regonna spend a shit ton of money
to to put in these you know taxcuts and whatnot for for this
bullshit down there.
Uh they better have someaffordable shit.
That's what I'm that's what I'mgetting at.
Because I I've got to a pointnow that I can't go and spend

(01:04:07):
you know fifty, sixty dollarsevery time I want to go out to
eat at like and support local.

Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
I think that's everywhere now.

Tim (01:04:13):
But that's what it's getting to, and but if I go to
Applebee's, I can still get likethe two for twenty or whatever.
I can go to Applebee's and getget get cheap shit.
I can go to go to um go toChili's.

Yeah.

Tim (01:04:24):
I think we're I think we're starting to see a resurgent of
the the chain restaurants iswhat's happening.
Yeah, it's because of money.

Yeah, it's cheaper.
It's cheaper.
That's why Applebee's and uhChili's Chili's has got like a
big social media following, butApplebee's and chili are making
a comeback because it's cheap.

Tim (01:04:39):
So as a as a as a poor kid growing up, yeah, did y'all feel
because I felt this way aboutum Olive Garden.
Yeah.
That was fancy.
Luxury.
It was luxury.

Chad (01:04:51):
Yeah.

Tim (01:04:51):
Like for the longest time I thought like that was that was
fine dining.
I mean, Sisi's was nice.
Poncho's wasn't.
CC's was great.
Poncho's is great.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
Have y'all been to the one above La Hacienda?

Tim (01:05:02):
No, I haven't been there yet.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
Man, we've been there twice.

I've been wanting to go.

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
God damn.
You want to talk about goodguisada?
Some good ass guisada there.

There's Chili's Tacova's boot.
Oh, I saw that.
I think that uh Jordan, Ithink, posted something about
that.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
Yeah, they got in a store over there uh on uh in the
stockyard or something.

Tim (01:05:20):
Yeah, Tacova's, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:21):
Yeah.

Tim (01:05:21):
So I I gotta I gotta be I gotta beef with those places.

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
Dang kids and the hip hops and such.
Thank you.
I do say that.
Still owe John uh drinks and uhstickers.

Tim (01:05:30):
You gotta give me the you gotta give me the stickers.
I will.
Give me the stickers so I cangive them to John.
Absolutely.
Um I thought I had stickers inmy backpack the other day
whenever I saw them last.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
Look, I'm all down for chilies, man.

Tim (01:05:41):
Look, my issues with Tokovas and and different boot
places like that is a lot ofthese boot places stop carrying
boots that actually fit mynarrow ass foot.
That's that's my issue.
And then I have to buy a sizesmaller, and then my toes are
cramped up at the end, but it'sbullshit.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
I'm a triple E in boot.
You've got a wide foot.

I've never purchased boots before.
Really?
No?
No.
You should.
I don't I don't think I do.
Like I don't really need to.
I don't know why I would needthem.
I think you need a five neverbeen on a farm.
Why do you have boots?
I've been on a farm.
And then like on a farm?
I used to go to a dairy farm onthe in the summer times.
Look, I've got hiking boots,hunting boots, work boots.

(01:06:20):
I don't need to go boots, sexboots, spec boots, listen.
All four of those boots are thesame boots.

Tim (01:06:28):
I think uh I think every Texan, every Texan, every Texan
needs a pair of boots.
Yeah.
And every Texan needs a hat.

Chad (01:06:37):
Okay.

Tim (01:06:38):
And and it's because like you never know.
There's gonna be a there mightbe an event or something like
that that happens where it'slike that that needs to be the
dress code.
Like you've got to feel theroom, right?
If you have a wedding to go toand it's a it's a Western themed
wedding, you want to wear that.

Speaker 8 (01:06:51):
Or a Mexican wedding.

Yeah, I'm I'm just not gonna, I'm not.
I'll be left out, I guess.

Tim (01:06:57):
There's something to say about it.

I wear my my nice shoes that look like they
could be Camboo.

Tim (01:07:01):
There's something to say about some really nice, uh,
really nice boots, like maybesome cayman belly or something
like that that just like it justit just screams oil tycoon.
You know they got boots madeout of fish?
They do.

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
Fish!

Tim (01:07:13):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
That's a Brazilian fish, too.
It's the one that I don't likethe style.
I don't like that style ofboot, though.
I don't like the so crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
Whenever I get married, I hope everyone dresses
like, you know, uh the 80s orthe 90s.

Listen, for your wedding, I promise you, if
you ask, I'll get cowboy boots,they will have one foot long
points.

Chad (01:07:36):
One foot long points and then they're gonna curve all the
way up to my knee.
Like.
I'm gonna save this.

Tim (01:07:42):
Hey, hey.
The entire wedding party has towear boots like that.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
No, no, no boots like that, Chad.
Only Chad.

Tim (01:07:50):
Boots like that, the taco hats.

Speaker 8 (01:07:52):
Only Chad.
Bolt and you wear a boat.
Oh, fuck.
Taco hat.

Tim (01:07:56):
Hey, I'd wear a taco hat.
The gray but like shimmery graylike suit, almost like a silk
suit.

Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
You're gonna look you're gonna dress like um um
Chelino Sanchez.
Okay.
Dress like Chelino Sanchez.

Tim (01:08:08):
And you better, you gotta have uh for the entertainment,
we need uh we need the uh what'sthe the narcos uh dude?
I'm gonna have a band.
The narcos Nortino game for thebands.
Right.
Of course.
Of course.
What's the band?
What's what's that band?
It's gonna be 1,000 Mexicans atthis time.
It's the the narcos.
The the narco music.
Corridos.
Yeah, we need that.

Speaker 8 (01:08:28):
Okay.
Beautiful.

Tim (01:08:32):
Just beautiful.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
Um we're all witnesses.
Thank you, Christy.
Yes, so that way y'all know.
Shut up, John.
So it's gonna be great.
Groomsmen wear ha the groomsmenhave the Virgin Mary on their
back.
What if I made y'all alldressed like John the Guizama
from Romeo and Juliet?
Yes, please.
Oh my god.

(01:08:53):
Oh, I knew that.
It's all coming together.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
Dude, okay, so you you saw theshirt.
The the shirts that I had madefor the wedding?

Speaker 8 (01:09:03):
Yeah, oh yeah.
I fucking loved it.
I saw a picture of it.
I saw a picture.
I was like, what the fuck?
Where the fuck did you getthat?
I fucking loved it.

That was so much fun.
It was Danny's idea.
He's like, you should getshirts made where you and Serish
just flipping everyone off.
I'm like, well, that just, youknow, it's a wedding.
So like Kanmate.
We did put one of them, one ofthe pictures, but it was like,
did you see the pictures?

Tim (01:09:22):
Yeah, I saw pictures of it.
Yeah.

So it's like everything us.
It had mountains and it hadcheese and it had our both of
our dogs on there and picturesof us.
It was awesome.
It was fun.
It was cool.
It was cool as well.
Serish had no idea that me,Zeus, and Danny were wearing
those underneath our suits untilshe got up close, you know what
I mean?
She and she realized it was itwas pretty good.
It was funny shit.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
That's pretty fucking awesome.

So yes, all that to say, it's fun to go fun
on your wedding.
Like do some weird shit.

Speaker 8 (01:09:46):
Yeah, that's the whole point.
Like my cousin got married amonth ago, and it was a great
wedding.
Um but it was just too normal,you know?

Just like traditional, normal wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
Traditional, but also Mexican too.
You know, they had the Bibodonwhere they, you know, run around
uh and uh they threw we threwthem up in the air like we did
with uh dirty mic and uh whoelse did we do that to?

Anthony.
Did we?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we didwith Anthony.

Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
Oh you did.
Yeah, downtown.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that when you got thehernia?
No, no.
No.
I still gotta get that lookedat.
Yeah.
Made a promise.
One thing at a time, man.
You got the CPAP, you got themeds.
Yeah.
Now I gotta do a cat.
I gotta scan a cat.
I gotta scan a cat.

A lot of cats to scan.

Speaker 8 (01:10:28):
Yes, that's right.
Hey, wait, hold on, wait.
Yes.
Um, but no.
Yeah, good wedding.
It's gonna be a good one.
Can't wait.
We'll see what happens.

Are you did you propose?

Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
Not yet.
Or or am I?

Am I?
It's kinda I don't know.

Tim (01:10:48):
Well, you know, it's been five years.

Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Uh so yeah, no.

Tim (01:10:51):
Um it's been uh it's been ten years for uh for me.
So when you get married.

When you get married, where's the wedding?

Tim (01:10:59):
They're uh not not not yeah, yeah.
We're just gonna put our nameson a bunch of uh expensive ass
shit together and call it good.

Chad (01:11:08):
Hell yeah.
Yeah, you know, yeah.

Tim (01:11:10):
So uh, you know, uh in my world, we were I told you we've
been talking with JD.

From the chat, real quick, sorry.
The Funky Panther had becomethe mature Panthers, boys to
men.

Speaker 8 (01:11:20):
Boys the man.
First off, na na nane, Eric,no, I don't know what you're
talking about.
I don't know what you'retalking about.

Tim (01:11:28):
But I told you uh I said I've been talking with JD.
Right, right.
Right.
So I had a meeting with JD theother day, and we're just
discussing uh investmentopportunities.
And yeah, so uh this this boy'sI'm hoping like November, come
November, December, I've got myfirst rental property.
That's what I'm pushing for.
And uh he's he's man, and he'she's already hustling, and we
don't, we don't, we're not inthis position just yet to start,

(01:11:48):
but he's already sending meshit, and I'm like, oh man,
that's a good deal.
Oh man, it's a good deal.
Send me turds.
But we like turds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:11:57):
Yeah, you know what turds, you polish them up, it
turns into a diamond.

Tim (01:12:00):
Yeah, talking to him about it, he was like, you know, you
gotta go in it with a with anidea of like you take a you take
like a three or a five and youbring it to like a seven or an
eight.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
No, it doesn't, it shouldn't beperfect.

You don't want it to be perfect, yeah.
Don't want to be too good.
No, because then it's gonna getlike you want it to look nice
so it's not trashed, but youdon't want it to be too nice to
where it's costly to fix.
Correct.
I mean like right there in thesweet spot.

Tim (01:12:22):
Yeah, so that's uh that's a game plan, is we're just trying
to get some uh we're trying todiversify some uh some some
stuff, man.
That's awesome.
Good for y'all.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
Well, nothing to do with me, but you know, the the
dent shop's expanding.

Tim (01:12:36):
Yeah, you've got a 70s like set room for like a porno
eighties set room for a pornooffice situation.

Speaker 8 (01:12:46):
Hey, did anyone pick up those cars?
I gotta wait three months.
I'm still waiting.

Tim (01:12:51):
And uh in this in the sunken bathtub and Oh, yeah,
yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:12:54):
Oh, yeah, that's a total porn scene.
You can rent it to a porncompany.
That's wild.
Dude, that I'm I'm telling youwhere it's at.
Great property, very cheap.

Tim (01:13:03):
I drove over there the other day and um because we I
was uh I was um at uh FireStation 6 and I was like, man,
that's right down the street.
We were actually on the huntfor uh a certain energy drink,
and I couldn't find what Iwanted, but I did swing by and I
was like, hmm, I didn't seeyour truck.

Speaker 8 (01:13:18):
Oh no, I'm still at the other s other spot.
We already it's closed.
We're already you know, wegotta wait three months.

Tim (01:13:24):
No, no, no, I didn't see your truck at at at uh at on
Whitmore at quality.

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
Oh, I was probably having lunch.
It was in the morning.

Tim (01:13:31):
It's like two we two blocks away from your current spot,
right?
Oh, was it Friday?
Or Thursday?
I don't remember.

Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
I had to take Tara's car to fix it, so I had to Yeah.

Tim (01:13:39):
I was gonna I was gonna I was gonna say stop by, say hi,
but you know.
I was there.
You uh you weren't?

So are y'all gonna replace the old shop with
the new shop?
Well, so we need an expansion.

Speaker 8 (01:13:49):
Uh somewhat.
So we you know we own the backend of the property.
The other end that we lease,like my dad's been working out
of there for 40 years.
And so that person's not gonnasell.
They actually want to converteverything into like um a
restaurant spot location, andthey want to use our property as
a parking lot.
So we're not gonna do that.
Um we are going to probablymove the dent operation over

(01:14:14):
there to the new spot becauseit's so many bays.
Yeah.
They're leaving the lifts.
Um so we'll see how that goes.

Tim (01:14:22):
They want to turn the spot into a restaurant.

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
Yeah.
I mean, everything over thereis gonna be turned into
something like that eventually,for sure.

Tim (01:14:29):
So I'm except for your dad will be the loan.
It'll be all these nice things.
I'm not saying your building'snot nice.
I'm just gonna say it's gonnabe all these like revamped nice
things, and then it'll be likethis this one shop.

Speaker 8 (01:14:40):
Look, there are still houses over there um where
we're at.

Tim (01:14:44):
You know, they're they're still it was an end of an era
whenever the beer can house wastorn out.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
And I and you know, as a matter of fact, the guy who
still works at that place thatwe that he bought, I mean not
we, not my money, um, that hebought, uh still remember he
knows all the guy, all the oldheads that had their shops
around the area.
Yeah.
So it's still cool to talk tothe guy, and they still go to
Angelo's and you know, stillwhatever.

Tim (01:15:07):
They just but it's good expand, you know.
It would be it's good.
It's good, it's good forbusiness, it's good for it's
good for the the the pocket, thewallet.

Speaker 8 (01:15:15):
One day I'm gonna take it over.
I think this year honestly hasbeen my most successful year
when it comes to business.
Hell yeah.
And I'm very excited and Imean, obviously the videos that
I've been posting of me fixingshit that I've never thought I'd
fix, like taking a risk onmyself, and um I used to turn
that shit away.
I used to turn shit awaybecause I was like, I can't fix

(01:15:37):
that.
I'm sorry, I can't fix it.
And finally, like, you know, Iwas just learning and watching
videos and how to do more shit,more beat up shit.
Well, you just use Bondo.
Not fuck you! No, no Bondo,bitch.
Um but it's uh it's a process.

Tim (01:15:51):
Just slather that shit on there and sand it down and
repaint.
It looks good.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
I fixed a big a fucking big ding on a goddamn
jag.
I charged the guy 300 bucks anduh he left it.
It took me like an hour to do.

Tim (01:16:04):
I mean, it's $300 in an hour is pretty good.

Speaker 8 (01:16:07):
That's dude.
And then all the cars that I'veworked on so far this year,
because you know, my dad, we wehave a shop in Burleson.
He's been working over there,and it's just back and forth.
But, dude, I'm doing all thisshit and I'm proud of what I'm
doing.
I'm very happy.

Chad (01:16:21):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Um yeah, yeah, Hervey, look, how Javi cancel
all his OF subscriptions.
He might he's making bank now.
I did.

Tim (01:16:29):
I know.
I got rid of all that.
So um, if I if I swing by theshop and I see your dad, can I
walk in and and ask where wherewhere's your lazy ass son at?

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
Yeah.
He might laugh, but then hemight get upset.

Tim (01:16:45):
He might get upset.

Speaker 8 (01:16:45):
You know that old softy.

Tim (01:16:47):
I know he He he talks a I think he talks a tough game, but
at the end of the day, at theend of the day, you're his son.
And if somebody if somebodyfucks fucks with his son.
Whoa, whoa!

Speaker 8 (01:16:59):
Hey, nobody fucking this.
If somebody fucks his son I didget rocket money, by the way,
yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know,it's the same thing.
Somebody was talking shit aboutGil and you know, he fired him.

Tim (01:17:10):
Oh, we have to talk about shit.
We talk shit about Gil all thetime.

Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
Yeah, we do.
He's my brother, though.
So Gil's good people.
Gil's good people.
He's good.
He's a good big brother.
He's decent.
He's a good big brother.
Uh, do you uh fix the interiorof the door that's got the
window jammed?

Javier (01:17:23):
Um I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:17:25):
I gotta take a look at it.
Let me take a look at it.
Yeah, but I need to cancel allthat stuff.
Um saving all my I'm savingmoney.
Uh I mean, obviously I paid offcredit cards.
Yeah, that's awesome.

Tim (01:17:33):
So um I didn't have okay.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
And I am looking at uh wrecked cars so I can fix it.

Tim (01:17:38):
This is a controversial.
This is a controversial thingthat I that that a lot of people
say is not a good idea to do,but I did it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
Butt sex.

Tim (01:17:46):
No.
Um I did not contribute into aretirement that long um because
I couldn't afford it up untilabout four ish four or five
years ago.
Yeah.
Um I since uh cashed out sincewe switched over, I I I cashed
out all my retirement to pay offall my debt to start basically
fresh.
And some people say like that'sthe biggest mistake you can do,

(01:18:08):
right?
But by just simply doing Istill have money left over to
reinvest.
I didn't I didn't waste allthat money, right?

Speaker 8 (01:18:15):
I wouldn't say it's a waste.

Tim (01:18:16):
I mean it's I didn't well all that money, but I can take
that you know, whatever I've gotleft over and and and reinvest
it, and I'm gonna put it into ayou know Roth, you know, IRA
type thing and do that stuff.
But what I'm saying is just bypaying off like simple credit
cards with that money, jump mycredit score up like
substantially.
And I think it was a smartthing, but people talk so much

(01:18:39):
shit about I I could see it likeif I if I cash out like a
hundred thousand dollars, Ithink your situation's different
because you you you own a home.

Most people do not fully own their home.
Sure.
I mean you have investments.

Tim (01:18:51):
I've got a little I've got a little mortgage, but it's not
much.

But it's not, you know, what most people
have.
Like it's not gonna be what Ihave.
Like you're you're kind ofahead in a little bit in just a
different way.
So fuck what people say.
Do what you gotta do.

Tim (01:19:04):
But I I am happy, I am happy I did that because with
this uh with this transitioninto my new organization,
everything, I didn't knowexactly how much money I'd be
bringing in and all that.
And I can tell you it suckswhenever you don't work
overtime.

Speaker 8 (01:19:16):
So um Is your new organization gonna be called
Temco?

Tim (01:19:20):
Yeah.
So I've I've got to come upwith uh that's the whole thing
with like the you know rentalproperties and things like that,
is we just gotta I gotta figureout some other source of income
coming in to just help sustainlife and give me a s give me a
place you know for retirement.
So the long-term goal.
The long-term goal is basicallystarting this year is buying a
house every year for rental forat least the next five years.

Chad (01:19:44):
Yeah.

Tim (01:19:44):
But possibly after year five, push it into commercial
property and then going fromthere.
I want to own I want to own alaundromat.
Yeah, laundromat would be cool.
I want to do a laundromat.
I want to maybe I thought aboutuh self-storage, you know.
Self-storage, parking lots,laundromat.
I never thought about a parkinglot.

Speaker 8 (01:20:01):
Frankie Muniz for Malcolm in the Middle Fame, like
he has a bunch of parking lotsin front of Staple Center.
Imagine how much money he'sgetting from.
Oh, that's a lot, man.
That's a lot of money.
Look at us.
Five years ago, we were talkingabout titties and parking lots
gotta be the most simple.

Yeah, it is.
You don't touch it, you don'tdo anything.
You just gotta get the paysomeone to go clean up like the
shit and the glass that peopleleave there.

Tim (01:20:22):
Yeah, but you get the but you get like the you get the
kiosk, whatever, for payment,and you set up a contract with a
token towing company.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
Speaking of kiosk, did you see the taco kiosk over
there on 7th Street?
No.
I haven't been on 7th Street ina minute.
Me neither.
I just saw it on like What's ataco kiosk?
It's uh, well, I guess a tacovending machine.
Like you order a taco and thenyou know, being taco comes out.
Nice.

I mean, it's not all robotic, they gotta be
like cooking it, right?
Yeah, they're cooking it, butit's a good gimmick.
Yeah, it's really pretty cool.
It's pretty smart.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Nice.
Also, man, um, vending machinesare a good thing to invest in,
also.
Are they though?

Yeah, I mean, because I dude Pokemon
card vending machines.
Dude, Pokemon cards blowing thebook.

Tim (01:21:00):
Did you see a little fancy fancy boy?

Yeah, I so they're really they're really
hard to get these days.
Like it's everyone's scalping,kind of like back when you and I
collected four or five yearsago.
They're doing the same shit,and so it's like impossible to
find stuff out in the wild.
Um, but Andrew went to Targetand he found me a few things and
I was like, all right, and gavehim money for it.
And I haven't had the chance toopen them, but when we got to
the new house, I'm like, fuckit.
Like, I'm exhausted.
I'm gonna open shit some shitup.

(01:21:24):
Yeah, got me like one of those.

Tim (01:21:26):
Because that's what I do whenever I'm exhausted.
Dude.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just like, man, I'm sotired.

Speaker 8 (01:21:32):
Dude, it's like the best and kind of gambling.
They had digital medics at uhSam's Club today.

Yeah, my mom went and got me.

Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
Yeah, uh Anthony saw her there.

Chad (01:21:41):
Yeah, yeah.
Did you go?
No, he told me, hey, go overthere right now.

Speaker 8 (01:21:45):
I'm like, bitch, I'm working.
Right.

Chad (01:21:46):
Like, I gotta work, man.
I'm sorry.

Yeah, he was just as excited because you
can't find that shit anywhereanymore.

Tim (01:21:51):
So in Vegas, they've got those machines where you could
like, it's you pay 150 bucks andyou get something that's either
worth 150 to 180 dollars, likein a card or whatever.
Um, I mean that you're atleast- I mean, it's gonna be
much low.

Like, you're gonna have lows of like 50
bucks and then highs of like 500dollars.

Tim (01:22:07):
Well, no, but I'm saying like like they they there was
there's different categories.
I saw this guy buy something,he was like, okay, so this one
is like this thing's eitherworth 150, so you put 150 in,
you're gonna get a hundred fiftya hundred fifty dollar card.
Yeah.
Right, worth worth that, or upto like a hundred and eighty,
yeah, is what this price rangewas.
And he got it, it was 180.
Um but I can't remember who itwas, but it was it was a sports

(01:22:28):
card.
It was signed.
Looked it up around the spot.
It was already graded andeverything, so they know they
sent them off and get graded.
That's kind of a cool businessidea.

Speaker 8 (01:22:36):
Did you see the one I sent, the one with Babe Ruth,
uh, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady?

Yeah.
Like the the goats.
It wasn't a card, right?
It was the the guy that got itsigned or something like that,
or no?
It was uh card.
How did you get Babe Ruth tosign it?
He's been dead.
Like a like a piece of paper ora leather.
A piece of leather, yeah.
He had all of the goats signit.
It was yeah, it was wild.
Yeah.

unknown (01:23:00):
Yeah.

On a piece of leather?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like this thisthing.
I don't know.
It probably, honestly, likeobviously the guys never met
Babe Ruth.
It was probably something BabeRuth signed, and then he bought,
and then he had Michael Jordan,Tom Brady, and who was the
other one?
I don't know.
Michael Michael Michael B.
Jordan.
No, Micah Parsons.
We got basketball, we gotfootball, baseball.
What are we missing?

(01:23:21):
It wasn't hockey, I don'tthink.
I don't know.
There was four of the goats.
Like it was a big deal.
It was was it soccer?
I don't think it was soccer.

Speaker 8 (01:23:28):
Was it oh no?
Oh no, no, no, no.
What messy?

I don't know.
But he got like four signaturesand he was like done.
He wanted to get the four goatson this thing, and then I think
he's probably gonna get itgraded or framed.

Speaker 8 (01:23:37):
It was at a card show, too.

Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
So he could have just gotten it graded over there.

Tim (01:23:41):
Yeah.
It was a one-of-a-kind.
That's a crazy thing to justhave.
I've got this random piece ofleather that all these random,
you know, goats have signed.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
There was a um Kobe LeBron.

Tim (01:23:51):
Larry Bird, that's what it was.
He got a signature from LarryBird.

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
Kobe LeBron, Michael Jordan patch.
OJ Bronze Patches.
O.J.
Simpson?
I think it sold for like fivemillion dollars.

It was three million?
I want to say it was 1.4.
And it was like that KevinO'Leary guy, wasn't it?
It was the he he was one of thethree owners of this.

Tim (01:24:10):
I don't know if Jamie is telling us this, but it's a she
says O.J.
Simpson.
No!

Speaker 8 (01:24:15):
Butter Butterbean autograph is going hot.

Tim (01:24:18):
Butter pee.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Old Butterbean.

Tim (01:24:20):
Alright, so I mean that's pretty much covers this whole
episode.
Does it really?
Because hold on.
We've been at it for a longtime.

Speaker 8 (01:24:28):
Yeah, he's right.
But hold on.
Hold that thought.

Tim (01:24:31):
P before we leave.
Okay.
We could just sign off andleave.
So he's got a pee first.
I don't understand himsometimes.
I never understand.
We've never understood Javier.
Neither one of them.
But we love each other.
I've understood myself.
Well.
Well.
Never understood you.

(01:24:52):
I'm I'm pretty easy.
I don't know.
Never understood Javier either.
No, that's that's I mean,that's why he's the wild card.
Yeah, so uh you you're enjoyingthe new house and everything.
Dude, I love it.
I'm gonna just tell you thatthe dates that you keep picking
for things are the biggestinconvenience for me.
Okay.
Because they're always on like,okay, so your wedding?

(01:25:13):
Yeah.
Just started, just justtransferred over into uh the
city of Fort Worth.
Right.
Didn't know what my how myschedule's gonna be, or if I can
even use my vacation time.
Alright.
Your your wedding party.
Yeah.
I'm working.
Okay.
You're uh you're let's go soakin the pool.
Yeah.
Working.
Yeah.
You moved it for you're you'removing it out.

(01:25:35):
But you're also moving it up.
Yeah, which I'm working.
Right.

Look, all I gotta say is be a better friend.
I'm working.
Be be there for the people thatare.

Tim (01:25:47):
I'm working.

I know, I get it.
It's all good.

Tim (01:25:49):
I gotta I gotta make money.
You're just uh, you know,everybody's gotta get on my
schedule, and that's just howit's gonna be.

Dude, I still don't know your schedule.
Like, I have no idea.
I know that you work every dayopposite weeks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So like one week you gotTuesday and something off, and
the next week you got Wednesdayand something off.

Tim (01:26:05):
So I've also I was off uh Monday, Tuesday, work Wednesday,
Thursday, I'm off Friday,Saturday, Sunday.
And then I'm on Monday,Tuesday, off Wednesday,
Thursday, work, Friday,Saturday, Sunday.
Cool.
Yeah.
So literally the opposite daysweek to week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it just it just it's arotating schedule.
Yeah, I know.
It's it's still open backthere.
I gotta I gotta put stuff up.
Thank you, though.

unknown (01:26:25):
Alright.

Tim (01:26:26):
Okay, you're back.
So now you've peed.
Final thoughts.
This is final thoughts.

Speaker 8 (01:26:33):
We did final thoughts before, remember, or it was
like uh what really grinds mygears are jingles my jangles or
I don't know.

Tim (01:26:43):
Um Fort Worth's got a Zaxby's that's coming to talk
about.

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Tim (01:26:48):
That's my final thought on that.

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
So, Chad, what what what are you gonna miss about uh
did we already say that?
What are you what are you gonnamiss about being on the show?

Tim (01:26:54):
I don't know what this music is, but we're gonna find
out.
Oh, that's Javier's ad.
Never mind.
Keep going.

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
Uh what what are you gonna miss most about you know
being on the show?

Um getting to shoot the shit with you guys
and just I don't know, talk.
Talk.
I don't know.
Like it's been it's been a funride.
I think that just hanging outwith y'all, hopefully uh we can
still hang out as buds.
Uh but you know, hanging outand then meeting all the people.
It's been great.

Speaker 8 (01:27:27):
Well, you know, I mean, hopefully, if we're lucky
enough, we'll still have eventsand do things and meet people
and uh I guess we just, youknow, gotta butter my biscuits.
That's what it was.
Thank you.
Thank you, Herv.
Um Yeah, no, I think uh you youwere like truly a voice with
the podcast.
I think uh I think Chad mightrevoke Chad's I think I might

(01:27:50):
revoke Chad's Mexican citizens.

You don't have the power.
Good luck, Hervey,motherfucker.

Speaker 8 (01:27:53):
Yeah, there's you gotta have a majority vote, and
I don't think you can besides wewe already gave up too much.

Tim (01:27:59):
They're bringing up Mundo.

Speaker 8 (01:28:01):
Remember Chase said that his cousin we would have
traded, or we would have tradedChase's cousin.
We would have traded Chase forhis cousin with the shit.
That guy was hilarious.
And a more handsome man, too.
He's he's a he's a god.
He really was.
Absolutely sorry, Chase.

Tim (01:28:13):
Um You could tell they're related though, right?

Speaker 8 (01:28:15):
Oh you had me at that.
Never mind.
Um, I I I think you were youwere uh uh voice for the
podcast, and you know, you youwere pretty much the only thing
that tethered everythingtogether.
So um yeah, it's it sucks, butyou know, this is a fucking
depressing guess.
Sorry.

(01:28:36):
Uh Chindlers is kind of music.
Chindler's doesn't music.
No, I I you know it's it's itsucks.
Sorry.
I'm sorry to say that.
Is he gonna change the rap now?
Okay.
Uh yeah, no, it sucks.
And you know, obviously we'restill gonna hang out and get
together, and uh it's so hard tostay good.
That medicine's not working.
They tell you not to drink whenyou're on the pills.

(01:28:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna miss you.
It's gonna be, you know,shitty, but you know.
You know, you're you're doingthe right thing, and uh, you
know, it's gonna suck withoutyou.
That's all I gotta say aboutthat.

Thanks, man.

Tim (01:29:11):
It is gonna suck being without you.
But it doesn't mean it's theend.
It's never the end.
No.
We're gonna be in our 70s andthe show's still gonna be going
somehow.
Right.
I had a gun in my mouth if youcould.

Speaker 8 (01:29:26):
Come back as a celebrity guest.

Tim (01:29:28):
You know, no caffeine too, you're right.
I'm gonna be uh, yeah, we'regonna be holding a gun in your
mouth to make you come back.

Speaker 8 (01:29:36):
Hey, look.
Um yeah.
Yeah.

Tim (01:29:39):
Okay.
Alright.
Love you guys.
Enough of that.
Uh, so uh let me uh let me justuh let me find that little
outro there.
There it is.

Alright, I found it.
Alright, everybody, if youdon't already do so, please make
sure you follow the funkypanther.
At the Funky Panther.
All things social media.
You know, if you want to gofind me at GoCad Go, you can,
because I won't be here anymore.

Tim (01:30:10):
Or if you just want to like track him down and you see a uh
random vehicle that has no, I'mnot gonna give you a game.
Ghosty Go! If you see Ghosty Goon the back of a forerunner, uh
just go ahead and throw eggs atit.

Speaker 8 (01:30:22):
Or uh follow trace production.
Is that still still up?

Tim (01:30:24):
It's not a thing.
No.
No.
I mean it could be, but.

But love you all.
Love uh you guys.
You guys are the fucking best.
Can't wait to see what you'regonna do with the show.
Stay good, everybody.
I'm Chad.
I'm Javier.
And I'm Tim.
And we are the Fucky Panther.
Adios.

Goodbye, stranger.
It's been done.
Can you see you?
All the blue.

unknown (01:31:07):
All the blue.
Goodbye.

Will we never be a king?

Outro song (01:31:26):
Just keep the motion.
Every day.

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