A Very Funky Halloween

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Speaker 3 (00:06):
I saw this picture, the other day.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I saw this picture the other day.
It popped up and remember allthe old, really dumb ads that
would try to get you to play alittle mini game before they got
you to click on the ad.
Yeah, you know what I'm talkingabout.
So there was this one ad.
It's crazy how different ourads have been over the past I
don't know 20 years.
This is like early internet,right, so early 2000s.

(00:29):
So it's literally.
I think it was osama bin ladensitting down knitting a flag in
a rocking chair and then georgebush and the other one sitting
down and you had to click a redbutton fast enough to where
you're knitting the Americanflag faster than Saddam or Bin
Laden doing his flag or whatever.

(00:50):
What happens if you lose 9-11.
I don't know, but I'm like thisis an ad.
This is a real ad.
You're probably is what youcaused the towers to come down,
since we don't do the first 30,because Javier didn't want to do
the first 30.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
No no no no, we do the first 30 when there's guests
when there's guests.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
That's what I'm saying.
I want to go ahead, since Imight as well at this point.
Right, we're going to kick itoff.
And before we kick it off muchlike we did previously, where I
had that one song on there we'rejust going to let this play
through, okay?
So let me get the volume allthe way through before we start,

(01:29):
and then it's going to kick inand say get in here and start
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, say what.
Say what, yeah, tim, chad andJavier are making it hot.
Ooh, yeah, that funky beat hitthe spot, never gonna stop.
Uh-huh, javier's the wild colorthat life is saying Ooh,
bringing laughs and stuntsthat'll blow your brain.

(01:54):
Say what Unpredictable and wildkeeps the pace alive.
Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah.
You never know what he'll do,but it's always a vibe.
Come on, tim Twist and K do,but it's always a vibe.
Come on tim twisting knobs,making magic in the air.
Twist knobs, he's an old knobtwister.
Javier lighting fires, bringingthat crazy flair.
Come on, funky panther podcast.

(02:16):
You better beware.
Funky panther podcast bringingthe groove tune in every week.
Feel the vibe, make a move.
I mean it's not bad.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's funky.
Fresh is what it is.
Talks about me twisting knobsand you've got the blueprint and
Javier's just bringing the wild.
I don't hate it.
I'm here for it.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Get in here.
We've got to start the show.
Is this show just about me?
We've got to start the show.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
He's got his penis out and he's jacking off in your
hands, right.
Is that how the song went?
Jizzing, and muffins.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh, hello everyone.
And shut the fuck up, Javier.
We have got a fantastic showfor you here on episode 185.
We don't really know what we'regoing to talk about, but
probably a little bit ofHalloween, because that's right
around the corner.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
We have a text thread full of things.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I think those are.
Is that what we're going totalk about?
Yeah, I thought they were good.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You're also, let me get to what I was going to say
before you rudely interrupt it.
Sorry, but since we don't knowwhat we're going to talk about,
you should call text we wouldlove to have you on the air.
817-677-0408.
I think we got to turn thatfeature on what feature you got
to turn it where you acceptcalls with the voice, because
right now it just goes straightto voicemail really yeah, no,

(03:55):
that can't be right yeah, I'mgonna turn that shit on then,
all right, sit back, relax andenjoy.
Let's get into it.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
I'm chad I'm javier, that's it, and we are the Funky
Panther.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I put it on the interwebs you did.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
I mean yes.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm going to go ahead and take that our voice number
straight from off, from straightvoicemail.
Yeah, do that, do not disturb,is on.
I did not realize.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, do that.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Do not disturb is on.
I did not realize.
Well, if it's off, if it's onon off, if it's off, I can't
talk.
It was on, but if it's off,it's going to ring to your phone
all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It's going to annoy you because, all the phone calls
that we get.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
So I'll just leave the line open, right, and when
we're on air we'll catch thatshit, and when we're not, it'll
be on.
Do not serve, it'll go straightto voicemail and then we'll
play your voicemail on air.
Yeah, I think that's a goodthing, so I started doing some
weird stuff today.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I'm pointing so people know what we are and who
we are and what we do.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Why don't you make yourself?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
more centered.
I wanted to create someHalloween themed music.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Trick or treat.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Because I mean it is.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Halloween.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
To season's greetings .
It's Halloween.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I just want to get your reaction.
Let's see what you think aboutthis.
Okay, I'll tell you what theprompt.
Want to get your reaction.
Let's see what you think aboutthis, okay, okay, I'll tell you
what.
I'll tell you what the prompt.
That's my reaction.
Let's see if you can guess theprompt.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
October night, the moon shining bright, whiskey in
my hand, feeling all right,decided on a whim and the
liquor's glow.
Gonna trick or treat, eventhough I'm grown, knocking on
doors without a disguiseNeighbors all laugh, he's out of
his mind.
Candy in my pocket mixin' withbeer.
Didn't think twice.
I had no fear.

(05:53):
I'm a grown-ass mantrick-or-treatin' tonight,
stumblin' through the streetsunder the porch lights.
No costume on, just my foolishgrin.
Halloween hiccup, let thetrouble begin.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Alright, I think I've got a pretty good idea.
I think I've nailed this.
By the way, Do you want to goahead and start?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Because I know mine is probably correct.
What was the question?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
What prop?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
did I use Adult trick-or-treater or child
molester?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
trick-or-treater.
That's good, see, I like whereyour direction was going,
because that was my exact.
He has candy in his pocket andbeer in his hand.
Not even dressed up as afucking anything, he's just
going around knocking on doors,knocking on doors.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
He doesn't have a bag , so he's putting the candy in
his pocket.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
The prompt was Diddy on Halloween, as if he was a
country musician.
That's it, you won.
That was honestly exactly whatI put it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
That's diddy, but as a countrymusician.
As a country musician, you gotcandy in his pocket, lube in his
butt.
I don't know how that worksreally, but it was definitely
diddy.
I should add that to the propnext time.

(06:56):
Candy in my pocket?
I got a thousand gallons oflube in my butt.
What?

Speaker 5 (07:03):
when y'all start talking, I might try to see if I
can come up with with a songabout a thousand gallons of lube
okay and nowhere to go, yeah,yeah, when I walked in, uh, I
was telling tim, I was like doyou gotta put these songs out
like on an album or somethinglike?
Ai songs of the funky panther.
Yeah, we can.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
We have that thing so I I don't I create a country
album.
I've got a bunch of halloweeninspired country songs.
I don't think that there's amaximum to what you can load.
Can we just load thousands ofsongs to the fucking camera?
It just depends on how muchload you have.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
I mean you're going to need a lot of energy to keep
up with that load.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I mean, we're already paying a yearly subscription to
it.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I don't see why it couldn't hurt.
All right, here's the next one,okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
The moon was bright above this sleepy town.
Had too many shots, everythingspinning in a round Another
country one.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Okay, See your vibes.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
This week, tom Fall country Stumbled down the road,
bottle in my hand, knocked on MrJenkins' door, tried to stand.
He said boy, what you thinkyou're doing?
Man Told him trick or treating.
I'm just working on my tan,drunk and naked, on Halloween
night.
Neighbors calling cops sayingit ain't right.

(08:14):
Candy in my bag but no costumeinside.
Oh, I'm drunk and naked onHalloween night.
We've all been there.
Yeah, all right, all right.
What was the prompt?
Halloween?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
night.
We've all been there.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
What was the prompt?
The prompt was Will Ferrellfrom old school.
On Halloween he's going throughthe quad Fuck.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
I'm trying to think of other Kenneth Copeland, naked
and drunk, asking for donations.
That's actually correct.
Wow, well done Kenneth Copeland, naked and drunk, asking for
donations.
How is he not dead?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
How is he not dead?
Well, he sold his soul to thedevil so he could on the doors
and get some candy.
I won't.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
God gave me the power .

Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right, so you already know what the theme has
been so far.
It's been country.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Hillbilly Halloween.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
All right, so last one, last one.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
When the full moon's rising and the shadows creep In
this little town, there ain't nosleep.
On Halloween night, we'reraising hell With a pocket full
of candy and a story to tell.
Kids in their costumes are outfor the night, but I'm on the
prowl looking for a fight.
Candy corn in my back pocket,beer in my hand.
I'm the toughest dude in thishaunted land, kickin' ass,

(09:45):
fighting for the candy.
Little monsters think they're.
Oh so, dandy, I'll take themall with a grin and a sneer
Candy corn, brawling andsweetened down beer.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Witches and goblins.
They got nothing on me.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Okay.
Yeah, I know these all seemvery creepy though, tim.
Yeah, I know these all seemvery creepy though Tim.
I don't know they all sound thesame.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
It's all like beer in my hand and candy in my pocket.
I don't got a bag and you know,play pocket rocket, some shit.
Play pocket rocket.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
All right.
So that's a very drunk countryBatman who's out
trick-or-treating for Halloweenbut just assumes everyone's a
bad guy because they're alldressed up.
So he's just like whoopingkids' asses.
He's just like fuckingpile-driving fucking kids as
they're trying to trick-or-treat.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Jeffrey Epstein cruising for underage kids and
with beer in his hand, no it was100% Batman.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
So whenever I was writing the prompt for this, I
was envisioning exactly whatChad just said Batman's drunk
off his ass, right, because atthis point in time, crime has
ceased to exist in the land.
So what?
Do you do so.
Batman's bored.
So what does he do?
Yeah, he gets.
He gets fucking blackout wasted.
He loved his favorite.
His favorite candy is candycorn.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
It's the most underrated candy of the worst
candy or the corn it's the worstof the corn.
It's the worst candy of thecorn.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
It's the worst candy of the corn oh shit, we're in a
planet-shaped corn cup now, yeah, and so that's what I
envisioned whenever I wrote thatprompt.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
That was exactly correct.
That was the prompt I created,nailed it but yeah, tonight was
all about getting drunk andgoing trick-or-treating as
adults.
Because I want to ask aquestion real quick how long is
it and how thick that's exactly?
You're on a roll tonight.
I'm so impressed.
The real question was when isit too old to stop

(11:44):
trick-or-treating?
When the real question was um,when is it too old to stop
trick-or-treating?
Uh, like, when do you have tostop?
14?
Uh, yeah, about 20 years ago, Ithink.
So I remember my mom always likeI think, when you're out of
high school yeah, I think whenyou're out of school it's time
to hit like uh, nine o'clock andshe's like the bigger kids are
coming, we can turn off thelights.
So she shut the lights off onthe front porch.

(12:04):
Nobody would show up at thedoor.
Yeah, I was.
I was always like I wasembarrassed to go
trick-or-treating as I got older.
I mean, I had a little brother,I had little brothers, right so
, like you had a well, I had areason hang on, hang on.
Yeah, one of your littlebrothers is basically the same
age as you, yeah, but a yearyounger in school so my little,

(12:25):
brothers, so you take themtrick-or-treating yeah come on,
little brothers, put on yourhoods and let's go trick or
treat.
No, I think I mean at whatpoint I think it was like 15 or
16 where you're just like, no,I'm done right, I got a job.
I could just go buy a bag ofcandy, like what the fuck am I
doing?

Speaker 5 (12:40):
well, if you're alone it's sad.
If you're with friends, it'ssad.
If you're with friends, it'sfun Because nobody they're going
to call the cops on you Ifyou're alone, with a mask and
plain clothes with a pillowcase,asking for candy.
Give me a candy.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Give me a candy.
Give me a goddamn candy.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
The real life hack, though, is coming from the chat.
Once you have kids, you juststeal their candy and they
trick-or-treat for you, genius.
So you don't have to dress up,you don't have to do anything,
you just let them go to the door, and then, when they go to pass
out, you start jacking their.
So where's the line that it'snot, uh, strong arm robbery?
Like when do you cross thatline?

(13:21):
Right, right, like I knock onthe door, hey, I'd like some
candy trick-or-treat, or I don'thave any candy give me what do
you got?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
give me your goddamn candy, what you?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
got here bitch goddamn limeade.
I said give me your goddamnlimeade 20 years baby, do you
remember your last costumebefore you went?

Speaker 5 (13:38):
uh, rogue, yeah I mean, we, we still
trick-or-treat, but we're we'llgo to bar.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
No one trick-or-treat anymore.
We go in costume, but we go tobars no one trick-or-treats
anymore.
We go in costume but we go tobars.
Okay, hold on.
Was the zombie crawltrick-or-treat?
Because, essentially, you'rewalking around everyone's
dressed up and you're goingbar-to-bar getting drinks.
That's the treat, that's ourtreat, adult treat.
I'm going to say that's thelast.
What I'm saying, liketrick-or-treating was zombie

(14:03):
crawl.
Yeah, I mean, if that counts,then yes, 100%.
And I missed the zombie crawl.
Oh, me too.
I wanted to see I think theywere bringing it back and I
don't remember where it was andI wanted to say that it was a
lot shittier than it used to be,because it used to be huge
downtown, oh, or that square infront of the courthouse.

(14:29):
No, the last time we ended wason Houston Street somewhere I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I ended up at the bar and got felt up by a
40-year-old woman in beachcostumes.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
It always went to Houston Street.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
It always went to the library.
Sometimes it met up where thatbig yellow Penis no, big Bird's
penis the thing was, andremember they came with those
trucks from Umbrella that onetime, yes, no, big Bird's penis
Thing was, and remember theycame with those trucks from
Umbrella that one time, yes.
That was the most cool shit ofall time.
So just to set the stage.
For those of you who may notknow, fort Worth had a zombie

(14:56):
crawl for many years and it wasdowntown and you would start in
one place Everyone's dressed aszombies.
You can either come as justlike a normal zombie or you can
kind of get fun with it like ourbuddy noel.
He was uh, what was big tex?
because big tex burned down thatyear so he's a big tech zombie
like you could kind of like havesome fun with it, the best one.
There's two that I think thatwere the best, and they're both

(15:17):
zeus.
One was whenever he was osamabin laden, right after he got
shot, and the other one waszombie, mrs doubtfire, because
he just kept going around sayinghello, yeah yeah, those are
great so we would start in oneplace and then this whole group
of like I'm talking, you know,anywhere between one to three
hundred zombie people are goinglike hopping around bars around

(15:40):
downtown, all kind of together,um, and we'd start and end at
the same spot.
Um, I don't remember what likedrink specials or anything where
we just like having a good time.
I think.
I don't.
I don't think whatever barsknew yeah, bars knew that we
were coming and it was likepretty fucking packed, but um
one year.
So if you're into the gameresident evil, there's this uh

(16:01):
company, umbrella corporation,that's supposed to like go out
there and they're the ones thatcreated the zombies.
Right, but they're also likekilling the zombies.
I don't know right, but theycame out like in in basic.
There was like a fucking tankHumvees, there was like actual
gunners on top of some of thesethings they look legit, like it
looked like we were actuallyzombies and for a second I got

(16:22):
real scared and then realizedthat we were.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
They're going to kill us.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, I don't know what's happening, but they look
like legit, they look likemilitary.
We're all going to die.
It was pretty fucking awesome.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, I guess, post-pandemic I mean, I guess.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I don't know why they haven't done it again.
Like I said, I want to look itup.
I want to say that it wasn'tStockyards.
Maybe Magnolia somewhere didlike a mini one recently, and I
don't.
By the time I saw it, I thinkit already happened next year.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Let's try to plan a zombie crawl.
Dude, we could start.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, what?
What would prevent us fromstarting it?

Speaker 5 (16:55):
we go talk to bars.
It was like 10 bucks, right.
Yeah, we talk to bars.
How many we can, we can planyeah and then meet final spot.
If we did that on Magnolia,that'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I mean it's the perfect place really to have
like a crawl becauseeverything's like on that street
, right, you know, or I meanit's not.
I don't think it's something wecan do on South Main.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
No, no, magnolia is going to be the spot.
Yeah, the only problem isMagnolia's got a lot of small
bars.
But I don't think we're goingto have hundreds of people.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
I don't know.
Man Remember those crawls.
Those crawls were pretty big.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, but they happened over time.
We're not going to have thatbig of a crawl.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Look, if we push early, I think we can get a good
crowd like that.
I love that idea.
If we push early, I think wecan get a good crowd like that.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I love that idea.
I don't see why we couldn't dosomething like that.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
I mean, we got enough time to plan.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
We got a year.
You know.
I'm at the age now where I'malways like man, someone should
do that.
And I'm like why the fuck don'twe just do it Like there's no
reason, for we could do anything?
You were talking about puttingtogether a music festival the
other day like we couldliterally do anything we want to
do.
Why the fuck not?
We used to cross pretty tinywhen we started this.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Our motivation was that that was what we were
trying to do right create eventsand do fun things and meet cool
people, yeah and we were doingthat right and we still, you
know, still do it.
I mean cooler people, not tosay that everyone that we've
whoa, you know, interviewed whoa, we've interviewed a lot of
cool people, speaking of whichDustin Massey.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Congratulations on your, your baby that's, um, that
was such a what you just saidthere.
You need to apologize to a lotmore people.
No, in fact, I think in thenext episode we're gonna have to
have an Javier apology we'redue for an apology from you no
we're not dude.
You say some stupid shit and Ithink that we're.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
It's been a minute, I mean I can say anything about
9-11 now.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
The time has passed.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's been 23 years.
I think we're fine.
What else did you have, tim?
That's all I had with thecountry music, oh, okay.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
While you're talking, I'm working on a prompt right
now to give you one song, gotcha.
One more song, one javier.
What have you been up to thispast week, man?
Uh, let's see.
Uh, of course, art scoggle was,this weekend, a lot of fun.
I didn't go um, I was takingcare of a cat a lot of fun.
Great time didn't show up no,uh, I was taking care of artemis
.
Artemis had surgery to cut hisballs off, and so I didn't want
to leave him at home by himselfhe was fine, though, right I
mean, he was loopy.
I.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Well, yeah, because of the drugs, but he was fine
though, right.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah, but I mean I love my pets enough to where I
will stay and take care of themand watch them.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
What did you really do this weekend?
That's what I did.
You just stared at your catyeah, for 48 hours.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yeah, saturday and Sunday.
Yeah, that's all, huh, okay,yeah, I didn't do, I was just at
home.
We had a bye week.
I was in play.
Yeah, that's true um, watchedtammy, finally watched the
godfather, and, uh, that was ona sunday, on sunday, but that's

(19:58):
it.
We just stayed and watched thecat sounds nice yeah, I mean, I
look, I I love my pets very muchlike I you know what are you
saying about tim and I?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
because I feel like you're saying I'm just saying
they're shitty pet owners y'alldo not love your pets like
you're hearing.
This time he's basicallycalling us shitty pet owners.
No, I, I heard that he's likeyeah, I agree, yeah, he's right
he's not wrong.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Uh, no, um.
But I mean, I really didn't.
I I really wanted to go to artscowl because there was a lot of
stuff I wanted to go by.
Did, did, um, um, uh, what'shis name?
Dustin doesn't have his.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Uh, no, no no, he wasn't there.
I hit him up and he wasactually out hunting, or or yeah
, cleared out hogs at the leaseor something like that.
So he didn't actually end upeven going.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
But yeah, I walked.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Man, it was way longer than it usually is.
It was basically all the way toMaine and all the way to Baylor
.
Like they didn't even set upthe stages on both ends of the
road, they set them kind of onside streets because the tents
went all the way down.
It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Was it last year, where it also we weren't out
there the year before that, Notlast year, the year before where
it stretched all the way toSouth Main.
That's where the end the laststage was Was it like I mean.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But there was no stage.
Yeah, because they were on sidestreets.
But yeah, it was stupid long.
And so I remember I mean wewalked both sides of it probably
twice and I was looking forDustin both times.
I'm like both sides of itprobably twice and I was looking
for dustin both times likewhere the fuck is this guy.
So finally I was texting himand he was in the stick so he
couldn't like text back untilthe next day because he didn't
have service.
But yeah, I was looking for hisbooth and he didn't have it
either and I was upset yeah, Iwanted to buy.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I want to buy another picture.
You were there.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, I was there oh cool, I was there.
Nice, I went there, okay, okay,I walked, I bought one thing.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Oh, so you didn't fly this time.
That's very strange.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I know it's very strange.
I was not on my broom likenormal.
I bought something, thoughWhat'd you?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
buy.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I bought a hat.
I bought a hat from MorganMercantile.
That was the only shop that Ibought.
There was a lot of art.
Did you see the like?
It was almost like screenprinted posters and stuff that.
There was a couple of artiststhat had seemed really cool.
There was one like with somespace stuff.
Oh, yeah, I wanted to buy someof that stuff, but you know, I

(22:14):
really don't have the, I don'thave the.
I don't have the funds to justbe frivolously buying art, right
, unless it's going to make memoney.
Okay.
So the question is how do Imake money by buying art?
You buy the right art, but howdo you know it's the right art?
What if it's not?
You spend all your money onthis art that you only like, but
nobody else likes it, and itjust sits in your house and

(22:35):
that's it, yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
I want to talk about art real quick.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Is that the?

Speaker 5 (22:39):
concept of art.
Yeah, if you understand the art, then it's between you and the
art, the artist also.
But you know, you're, you'retranslating into your own mind
it's not meant to be.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I mean, you got to be rich to go for something that's
already worth a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
It's only going to be trying to get a monet I think,
it's pretty

Speaker 2 (22:57):
no, you haven't.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
You lion's act of shit there's a, a documentary
bbc's gonna start doing.
I saw the trailer for it todaybbc standing for big black cocks
okay um, so it's about uh,nepotism, nepo babies and um,
mel b, scary spice, her daughteris doing like painting and
she's testing to see if, likeher art gets more, like hits or

(23:24):
like sells quicker because ofher relationship with her mom.
And so the trailer's like, yeah, there is a nepo baby problem.
I want to explore it like Iwant to see what advantages I
have compared to other peopleand it looks very interesting in
itself.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I mean yes absolutely is that?

Speaker 5 (23:42):
would you consider that meta?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
is that yeah, yeah it's kind of like a meta art.
Have you ever seen thedocumentary?
I'm pretty sure it's exitthrough the gift shop.
Um, no, okay, there was twodocumentaries art documentaries
that I watched and were comingout around the same time.
I'm pretty sure it was exitthrough the gift shop.
It was a banksy um documentary,but essentially spoiler, I'm
going to tell you exactly whathappens.

(24:05):
But essentially what happens isthere's this, there's this guy
that, um, I guess I forgot thewhole premise exactly, but
essentially they, they, this guythinks that he could be banksy.
He's like I could do that,right, and he started doing like
these screen prints and then hejust threw like fifty thousand
dollars to this art exhibitionand so people just assumed he

(24:26):
was big because he already had,like this huge fucking thing
happening and so, like, he'spouring money into this thing
and it becomes huge becausepeople just assume he's good,
because he's got this moneybehind it.
Um, and then he just takes offand so essentially, he's selling
these prints, which they'reunlimited.
You know, you could, you could.
Essentially, he's selling theseprints which they're unlimited.

(24:46):
You know what I mean.
You could print as many ofthese prints as you want.
Like I don't even think that hehad them as like numbered
editions or anything like that,and he's selling for hundreds,
some thousands of dollars, justmaking all this fucking money,
and he's not even an artist Likehe just like I want this on top
of that, on top of that Yep,screen, print it, let's this on
top of that, on top of that yepscreen print it, let's go.

(25:07):
And it was ridiculous, but itwas very similar to that where
it was initially supposed to bethis thought of like anyone
could do it, but then he does doit and then he gets all like
head, like his head is so bigbecause he's this artist.
Now it's pretty wild.
Yeah, I, I need to.
I need to watch it again I'mgonna check that out.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah, I think just the fact that, uh, what was that
?
Tim Tim, what's up?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Nothing, I'm listening, I'm just going to
chime in whenever you're done.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
I love that kind of shit.
Well, speaking of Banksy, thewhole situation with that frame
picture of his that sold atSotheby's.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Oh, the one that shredded.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
And I just think that's the most genius shit.
But also they, they were sayingthat after the fact like it's
worth more, like it's worth moreafter that they're saying that
banksy's been named is his name,they got.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
His real name is out there.
They couldn't just keep itprivate because he was in some
sort of lawsuit is his nameronald goldfarb I don't, I
didn't look and see what hisactual name is Is it Jay-Z?
It's Sean Puffy Cone.
Oh shit, so you're saying I'm afan of Puffy.
I think you've always been afan of Puffy until now.

(26:12):
I mean, yeah, so the guy thathe created and it is Exit
Through the Gift Shop his namewas even Mr Brainwash.
They're trying to go for themost ridiculous shit and it like
actually fucking worked.
It's so, and it's a Banksy film, like Banksy put it together.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Really, yeah, wow, it was really really good.
I'm going to have to check thatout.
Yeah, what's it on?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It used to be on Netflix, like early Netflix.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I'm assuming it's still out there for free
watching that.
We watched casper the othernight.
How long has it been sinceyou've seen casper the friendly?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
ghost, the friendly ghost.
Uh, the friendly ghost.
Casper, hi, I'm a friendlyghost, I don't know.
Like, uh, fucking high schooldid they make a new one I don't
know but the original one's likewhat?
From the 90s?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
yeah, 95, so we saw it last night.
As a matter of fact, I didn'trealize how many cameos it had
in it, like quick cameos reallyyeah, uh, dan akroyd as a
ghostbuster was in it nah, yeahhe's like who you gonna?
He's running out of hours, he'slike who you gonna call
somebody else and he just keepsrunning.
And uh, clint eastwood's got acameo, mel gibson's got a cameo,

(27:22):
you know, but again it's likequick, is it good?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
it's being a cameo.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Mel Gibson's got a cameo, but again it's like quick
, is it good?
It's being a grown up?
Watching Casper, I was likethis is it's like this movie was
meant for kids, because there'sa scene spoiler alert Christina
Ricci's dad dies in the moviebecause he gets drunk and he's
sad and he falls into a pit andthey have this magic sauce that

(27:46):
they put in the machine and theghost goes in the machine and he
comes out.
His body's like whatever.
And I asked tammy.
I was like so wait, there's adead body at a in this
construction hole and the ghostnow is.
So is there like two bodies?
Is there two bodies like just adead man, dead man.
And now you got this like ghost.

(28:07):
What?
What do you do?
What's?
You can't make sense of cash.
And she's like that's, thisisn't the point of the fucking
movie, it's not.
You know, adults try to solve,solve this issue.
And then, uh, what christy'ssaying?
Uh, devin sawa.
I was telling Tammy, I was likeit took me.
I didn't realize the kid fromFinal Destination is human.

(28:29):
Casper, like whenever hebecomes a human for like 20
minutes.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I'm going to have to watch it.
It's been so long, it's been 20plus years.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Another thing I was talking to Tammy about Little
Giants.
Same kid, devin Sawa Casper,final Destination.
Destination is the main kid,not the hot chick.
I mean, when we were growing upit was pretty.
You know, you had these crusheson these, you know people, but
oh, that guy yeah, yeah, yeahand it's just like funny, it's

(29:00):
funny nice and also, uh gee,germaine from the mighty ducks
isn't casper, I was like it'sgee gee, germain, and you know
timmy's like who's like oh yeah,no one else.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
So, tim, what'd you do this weekend?
I went to, uh, I went to artsgoggle okay and honestly, that's
about it.
So I'll tell you I worked fridayand saturday or something,
right?
Yeah, dude, I'm, I'm justworking a bunch.
Um, that's why the episode'sbeen getting dropped kind of
late.
Yeah, sorry, everyone, tim'sdropping the ball yet again.
Yeah, it's just because I'mtrying to work.
This is a busy time of the yearfor me, that's what you said.

(29:31):
In January, february, that'sthe other busy time because
that's the Stock Show Rodeo.
So this is all football seasonstuff going on right now.
So I'm doing a lot of the highschool football games, working,
working, working that, and then,uh, you know, stock show rodeo
come.
Stock show rodeo comes, uh,comes to town, and so I do that
as well.
So it's just, you know busytimes, but you and mtm baby
making that money, that's what Isay I've always been saying

(29:52):
that.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
You've been saying that money very long time.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
So I um after arts goggle we were.
We were trying to figure outwhere we're gonna eat it and we
had talked about maybe we'll eatsomewhere on Magnolia.
No, we're not going to do that.
We're going to end up having towait forever.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Right.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yeah, I mean there's just tons of people around.
So I'm sitting there trying togo through.
Where are we going to go?
Where are we going to go?
So I was originally going to goto the woodshed.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
I don't know if you've been went in the spring
this year.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah.
So I mean it was nice out thatday on Arts Goggle Day, and so
we drove over there and packed Imean cars lined down the street
all going to the woodshed.
So we skipped that and we wentto an old favorite.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Charleston.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Griff's.
Oh, went to Charleston's Got aprime rib yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh, fuck griffs.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
oh, went to charleston's, got a prime rib
yeah, that's, that's javier andtammy's favorite thing to do.
That's their spot.
So what do I do?
I sent it.
I sent a picture to javier andtammy and said this could be us,
but you'll, but you'd beplaying.
Um, it was fantastic, as always.
Uh drink.
I had a.
I had this uh gin drink.
That was pretty tasty.
It kind of hit the spot afterbeing outside all day.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It was nice, light and refreshing, so it was good,
it was fun, just to kind of itwas like an impromptu date.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
We went to Art's Goggle and then, after Art's
Goggle, we went and had dinnerand then we came home and we
watched have you seen the A24movie X no, okay.
Or Max the a24 movie x no, okay.
Or maxine no.
Or pearl I've seen them pop upa lot but no, I've not seen any
of those holy crap.
Okay, so you know you know,about a24, right?
Yeah they're.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
They're known for their, their yeah, they did
civil war they did civil warthey did um uh midsummer um any
art house type movie that's beenreleased in the past, like six
years, has been A24.
A24.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, the one before that that I watched was Green
Room, which is one of Chase'sfavorite movies.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Green Room.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Showgirls Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Showgirls yeah, that one's scary.
X isn't scary, maxine's notscary, but it is fucked.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Kid Cudi's in X right .

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I don't think Tim knows what Kid Cudi looks like.
You have no idea.
I know who Kid Cudi is.
I couldn't tell you what hedoes.
He's a kid and he cuddies a lot.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
He'd be in that Cudi baby.
I know he's a musician rightyeah, producer Rapper.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
He produces too.
I thought he produced a littlebit.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Maybe I don't know he could be in that.
Uh, I would recommend watchingit though.
So it's x, then pearl, thenmaxine.
Okay, pearl's supposed to bethe prequel to x and then maxine
is just the sequel, basically,to x, but they released it in
that order and I ended upwatching x, then maxine and then
I'm gonna watch pearl, but itdude, it's, it's fucked up.

(32:41):
It is a fucked up movie likegory, fucked up gory, gory, and
then the story is fucked up andyes, and x and maxine I did see.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Uh, somebody posted the end credits to pearl and
it's just her smiling andholding that smile as the
credits are rolling.
That's creepy and then she'slike like a tear.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
So I'm not going to give away like everything about
x, but it's about um.
So these girls are strippers intexas, uh, down in houston, and
there's a guy that I think islike the he's like the manager
of the strip club or whatever,but he wants to make a movie,
you know, an adult movie, yeah,and they're gonna be adult
actresses and so instead, ofit's got jenna ortega yeah,

(33:26):
instead of doing the film um inhouston, in that county where,
like they'd be hit with allthese charges and stuff, they
decide they're gonna go out tothe middle of nowhere.
He had already pre-arrangedthrough this you know this guy
who owned this bunkhouse.
It's gonna be like 30 a nightkind of thing.
So he's gonna rent thisbunkhouse and they're gonna
shoot on the farm, unbeknownstto the people who own the the

(33:47):
place, and it just spiralscompletely out of control from
there black guy right the guythat owns the place yeah, no, no
.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
The guy the manager no, no, no okay I was gonna say
that's kid cuddy the black guyokay, so the black guy's kid
cuddy the movie?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
okay, yeah, he's one.
He's one of the actors.
He's one of the porn actors.
He's in the movie.
Okay, yeah, he's one of theporn actors.
He's not the manager.
Sounds about right, dude.
He walks up to the door.
There's a scene where he walksup to the door because the owner
of the farm is looking for hiswife and he walks up to the door
and he just opens the door nudeand you're talking like.
He's got a hammer Hanging downto the knee.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I mean, all you see is a silhouette.
I don't know if that Hell yeah,baby, I don't know if that was
real or not, but he be cutty,you know.
Good on him.
Yeah, good on him.
Caught me off guard.
Was not expecting that, waslike okay, no, it's a good movie

(34:45):
Again.
It's really fucked up, though,so we've been trying to watch
some of the scary movies WatchedAlien, romulus.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
How was that?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I enjoyed it.
It's not the best Alien.
I think Jesse's a fan of thesecond one Aliens.
I like the first one.
Aliens is really good but it'sdecent.
It kind of plays a littlehomage back to prometheus a
little bit and um, it steps backin like the old, one of the old
ships from aliens.
So you have like some of thatretro vibe.
That's good.
It's worth a watch if you likethe franchise did you ever watch

(35:15):
prey?
yes, so I've seen, I've seenpretty much, I think, all the
alien movies alien alien versuspredator, all the predator
movies um prometheus, and then,yeah, I've seen prey so like
when, when is it?

Speaker 5 (35:28):
when do you start watching those scary movies?
Because I know everybody feelsdifferent about like halloween,
situations like when do youstart putting out decorations,
when do you start gettingpumpkins?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I like to watch horror movies year round.
Jesse's not a big horror moviefan and so and then I don't end
up watching them really thatoften.
But halloween I kind of that'sher compromise she starts to
watch them yeah and so usuallyright around, you know, the
first week of october, we kindof kick it off okay now we start
putting out fall decorations.
Not how?
Not halloween stuff?

Speaker 5 (35:55):
she's putting out fall, but your house smells
lovely by the way.
I walked in.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I'm like man, this smells really nice.
That's a carpet man.
Tiktok shop.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, man, tiktok shop has been ruining my life.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
It got me again.
I got the Echo Beaters becauseyou know Right, echo Beaners,
echo Beaners.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, he told us about this last week Beaters.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
They're wife lovers is what they call them, because
they don't call them wifebeaters anymore.
Yeah, so I've got those thoselittle men's shapewear action
going on, and then cool this uhcarpet powder stuff that you put
down.
It's supposed to make yourhouse smell like a million bucks
, and it does smell really goodso I want to get into this after
we're done.
We're talking about what we did,because that it's a really I've
been buying a lot of stuff ontiktok shop like a lot I bought

(36:39):
ghost energy drink off therebecause they were running some
sort of special if you youhaven't.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Do you like grape?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
soda.
Yeah sure You've got to get theghost Welch's flavor, if you
can find it.
It tastes like grape soda.
It's delicious.
Get it.
I found it on TikTok shop.
If you don't get it.
You love Bin Laden, Y'all buyway too much shit on TikTok shop
.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Man, I need to put myself on a budget.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
I've literally never purchased anything off TikTok.
Oh really no.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Goddamn.
Anyways, what else did you do I?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
mean, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Okay, chad how was your week and how was the
wrestling?
The wrestling was great, greatuh, so you ended up going.
Oh good for you, didn't?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
stay for the entire thing?
Uh, because we were hungry andwe hadn't eaten.
So, uh, g met me up there.
We drank some beers.
Uh, watched, um a handful ofthe matches it was.
It was great, pretty good showout.
Um, man, it was loud too.
I mean, I guess it's becausethe metal awning outside just
kind of like resonate some ofthat sound off the you know, uh,

(37:36):
whatever ground.
Yeah, but it was so loud andsome of those hits just sounded.
Where do they?
Where do they do it at smarthouse, out out back, like where
they have musicians like youknow that big awning?
area yeah they had it out therea lot of people, a lot of fun.
Uh, yeah, it was a good timewent there, went back to los
guapos, um, I haven't been yet.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
No, no, no, I haven't been yet so good.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I think they have the best, uh, barria tacos in fort
worth probably, and I lovecalisiense and I know she's
still doing some pop-ups.
But man, these tacos are likethick.
They're not just like cheese, alittle bit of meat.
These are meaty fucking tacos.
And then the consomme is reallyreally like spiced perfectly

(38:20):
and they do like lamb or beef.
So this place is connected withwas Cali Science.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
No, it was Guapo.
Oh okay, Guapo, right, I'm justsaying like no it was connected
with Mariachi at one point.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Oh, okay, so remember when we went to Mariachi.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
So they did the thing on.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Canton Buoy.
He continued to take over thegas station.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
He was actually going to do something else, but it
was his own thing.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
And then he did something.
Yeah, oh, okay.
Gotcha he just continued withthe gas station, and then this
is just now him doing his ownbrick and mortar.
Yeah yeah, the food's great.
I mean he's already established.
It's right next door to VelvetTaco.
It was still pretty packed.
They got a nice little patio onthe back because it used to be
barbecue or something.
I never went there, wellbecause it was fanboys.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
It used to be opahs too, right yeah, but they put a
patio area in the back with a TVbecause they were showing
sports and stuff like that.
But it looks nice, do you thinkit's going?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
to take business away from Velvet.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I hope so.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I really hope so.
Look, I love Velvet Taco, Ithink for what it is it's good.
It's like a Torchy's orsomething like that.
It's fine but, yes, absolutelyLike they had.
The whole patio was filled withpeople Really and inside was
empty because everyone was likehanging on the patio, but the
patio was completely full.
So what if Velvet's, just likethis location, is not good for
us anymore?
He takes over that spot too,breaks down the wall, opens up,

(39:36):
has a nice big restaurantthere's no wall there's a
parking lot.
That's oh, is it okay?
I thought they were right nextto each other.
Yeah, so it's like uh, what isthe bar is abby pub abby pub
abby pub uh los guapos parkinglot oh okay yeah, I'm falling,
yeah, yeah, I got, um, yeah, sowe went there and then we went
over to hatter and kind offinished the night there.
Um, the next day went to artsgoggle, walked it for hours.

(39:59):
It was pretty, pretty hot.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
What time did you go?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
late.
Yeah, we got there around umclose like five.
Yeah, we got there around liketwo or three.
I think we left around six orso.
Um, we started off at gustossurprise I didn't see you yeah,
me too.
I mean, um, there was not thatmany people there.
There's a fucked up peoplethere.
There was a fuck ton of peoplethere Went to Gusto's Amazing,
as always.
Got to see those guys and thena lot of people were hanging out

(40:22):
at Gusto's.
It was kind of nice.
Everyone's like, hey,congratulations on the
engagement.
I'm like, oh shit, cool,Appreciate you.
But it was, yeah, it was nice.
And then we went to and if andif you haven't been to Gusto's
still think it's one of the bestburgers, if not the best burger
, in Fort Worth.
We had them on what is it about?

(40:43):
Like eight, nine, ten episodesago, like early summer and
Johnny's fantastic and it wasgreat.
But yeah, the Gusto's burger,Gusto style tots, and then their
jalapeno poppers are fuckinggreat.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
I still haven't had their jalapeno poppers.
Oh man, they're really good andthey got this like the bacon's,
got like the.
It's like honey, the honey dipthat they have.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeah, Instead of getting the ranch.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, yeah, it's like a yeah, it's a sweet dip, yeah
but it tastes like you know howfresh honey has got like a
gritty kind of feel.
It's perfect.
I hear they had a menu for arts.
Go like a fast order menu.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
A lot of the restaurants were doing that.
Yeah, um, they did that lastyear, like we went and ate at um
shaw's.
Yeah, and they had like fourlike four or five items and that
was it.
Yeah, johnny's out thereslinging burgers on the patio
and so you could walk up, payfor it and go.
Yeah, we want to sit inside andhang out because it was hotter
than shit.
We just kind of want a littlebit of ac action.
But uh, yeah, they were.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
They were slinging burgers like nobody's business
there was a lot of love onreddit for uh gustos, like they
were saying like man, peoplewere like man.
I spent like 24 bucks onpretzel bites and then somebody
commented well, you could havegotten two burgers, two bags of
chips and two drinks for 24bucks yeah you could have like,

(41:59):
instead of getting tots at thegoddamn you just had to walk a
little bit further down walk alittle further to save a lot
more you know, but um, I'mreally glad there we went me and
sammy went a couple weeks agowhenever she cut my hair and um,
I ran into jonathan over there,lovely awesome

Speaker 2 (42:15):
man, I can't speak any other, that might be the,
that might be where I grabsomething, uh, sometime this
weekend, if I have, if I everhave a chance, I go to gustos
like if it, if it's me alone andI'm just gonna sit real quick
and eat a burger.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Gustos is where it's.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I just want to say that this episode is not
sponsored by gustos we just likeit that much um, because I mean
, it honestly sounds like we'redoing like a mid-roll right now
for Gusto's and we definitelyaren't.
We're just a big fan of theestablishment and the people
there so yeah, from the chat,gusto's hits the g-spot it sure
does, baby so, yeah, we went toGusto's uh walked around, saw
some of the musicians, sawCassandra um saw Tammy uh in

(42:52):
front of the shop um saw AndrewFort Worth Roops.
He had like a really nicelittle setup and he had some
announcements and things likethat going off.
So that was really neat.
Saw some artists end up buyingtwo things.
Sarah found this really cool.
Like there was.
There was these girls that weremaking like like band shirts,
you know, like they not, yeah,no, I got you.

(43:14):
You know like the fight him atthe thrift shop or whatever and
they're cutting them and puttingthem on like um plaid shirts
and then they do some like acidwash to it or like okay, they
were making it right there no,but they had made them all like
and uh, sarish fell in love withthis tool one, of course, and
it looked great, it was cool.
And then I found this one.
There was this guy that wasdoing a lot of like wood art but

(43:37):
, like, some of them look likespirals, and they were kind of
like I don't know, they werecrazy burned wood or like
chiseled wood it was just likeit's like he took a shit ton of
like really thin wood and put iton top of each other as layered
and so it's very like contouredand and yeah, it was really
neat and so got a little piecefrom him, which is really neat.
Cool.
Saw Jonah Copeland.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Oh, wow.
How's he doing?
He's doing well.
Has he not aged?
Because it seems like he's avampire?
He is a vampire.
It was midday, but he is avampire.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
He's doing great.
Did y'all sing about snakes?
No, how they're coming to getyour mind.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
I band together, have you heard of a band called
bleeding lightly.
Bleeding lightly I mean leadingblindly you suck at shit uh
yeah, and then g met up with usand we hung out.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
But that was better, that's a good band name,
bleeding lightly bleedingblindly was a fantastic name for
a band.
Just you know it was.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just sayingbleeding lightly is pretty good
for your type of music yeah, new, bleeding lightly yes we were
gonna go back, like we we wenthome and we were gonna because
we had to let the dogs out andwe're gonna go back out because

(44:42):
I wanted to go to, um, ernie'sthing at tulips or loadout um,
and so that was a plan.
But by the time we got home wewere like fucking exhausted.
Yeah, they were like, all right, let's just order pizza and not
go back dude.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
I mean the walking in the heat is kind of just it
wears on you, especially beingold men, that we are, that's how
it was at ACL.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
We worked through the whole day.
I felt like we worked the wholeday right.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
We walked like seven miles.
At the end of the day, you'rejust like tired, yeah, so we
were done and I think that wasabout it.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
I'm sure we did some stuff Sunday, but yeah, it was
fun, it was a good weekend.
There is something I didn'tmention.
So on the 10th you did bleedlightly, I did bleed lightly.
On the 10th I actually went toTim.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
I think you had your period I did.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I went to a show by myself.
I don't normally go to concertsby myself I went to a concert
by myself lance wasn't able to.
He had to go.
You know deal with stuff overin california and so I went to
see um ozone ozone.
Um, they opened up for, um, thisband called dying wish.
Dying wish was the headliner.
Um, I'm gonna tell you this,every single band that got up

(45:53):
they like mentioned like give itup for you know, give it up for
this band, give it up for thisband, whatever.
And then every single one waslike I mean, it was like they
kicked it up a notch just forOzone when they started talking
about Ozone.
So Fort Worth's very own MakingWays, joe Kelly, kelly's Onion
Burgers, front man for ahardcore band, ozone Fort Worth.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
How many times have you seen ozone?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
no, uh man quite a few times, probably like five or
six times yeah, here recently.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I mean I'd seen them previously, you know a few years
ago, um, but really been seeingthem a lot more and they're
just they keep getting betterand they keep uh, you know,
going up there.
But yeah, I drove to dallas andwent by myself, which was way
out of my comfort zone.
Yeah, I don't normally do that.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
That's good.
It's always good.
It's like whenever it had to belike maybe 15 years ago.
I was in a point in my lifewhere I was very sad and
depressed and I would go toOlive Garden by myself, and so
I'd go every day.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Every day.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Every day and I'd go and I'd order the same thing
every day, every day, and I'd goand I'd order the same thing.
And I wondered I'm like, arethese waitresses?
Do they think I'm just gonna?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
kill myself, because was there a cute waitress there?
No, was there a cute waitressthere?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
no no, if there was, and she would probably would
have been like were you tryingto make some girls, your family
there at olive?
Garden.
Yes, because when you're there,your family all right.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
So let me ask you were you ordering the the tour
of Italy every time?
No, I just buttered noodles.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Shit the fuck.
Buttered noodles and a side ofsalad.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Can I tell you something Honestly?
I've been to Olive Garden manytimes over the years it hits but
I've only ever ordered pasta.
Maybe three times, Say I'vebeen 40 times.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
I think I've only ordered pasta.
What do you order, kids?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
meal burger.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
I do the soup and salad almost every fucking time
so let's, let's, let's saythat's not, that's a good
fucking let's talk about our ourorder at at olive garden real
quick.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Well hold on, because you made pasta.
Yeah, speaking of pasta by theway.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, you made pasta, that's what I did yeah, from
the chat.
Thanks for the reminder.
I had had my parents over andwe made some pasta from scratch.
I used the last bit of theParmesan that I got from Italy.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Oh nice.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
And some prosciutto.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
You're doing too much , man, it was good.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Let me ask you though so we got your order from
whatever the pasta place is andI can make a zuppa toscana
exactly like Olive Garden, andit is also Alright.
Whenever you do this, what'syour order?
I feel like you'reappropriating Italian culture,
right now Italian.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I don't know how I feel about this.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Okay, at least I said gobble-goo.
This motherfucker saidgobble-goo more than anybody
right now he's closer to beingItalian than you are.
That's true Just because he'sbrownish.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
You can't say that my order it's usually baked ziti,
five cheese baked ziti al formo.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I like how you look so concerned when you said that
yeah baked ziti.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
That's my order.
Yeah, really yeah usually bakedziti.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Every once in a while I feel a little fettuccine
action.
Yeah, a little fettuccineaction.
Yeah, a little fettuccine,alfredo.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Whenever I would go by myself, I would get linguine
with marinara sauce.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
How many breadsticks were you eating at this time?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Fuck me, I was eating like six, six and I'd eat the
whole salad.
He's not sad.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
He's bulking.
Yeah, it's bulking season.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
This is my not sad.
He's bulking.
Yeah, it's bulking season, mybulking phase right now yeah,
but it's good, dude, like Ithink we were me and tammy were
talking about what we're gonnaeat one time and I made a joke
olive garden and she's like okaypeople shit all over like
corporate chain restaurants alot.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I was telling jesse the other day he's like I kind
of want to, I kind of want to gocheesecake factory oh, I'm not
gonna lie one place that isconstantly solid and I never go.
I think I've been to the one.
How long has it been in FortWorth Like?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
10 years no it's not, there's no way.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
The one downtown yeah .

Speaker 2 (49:45):
It's gone.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
I don't think it's been there.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
There's no way.
The one across the crosswalk,no I out.
If that, I've probably beenthere like three times and every
time it is amazing Tammy'snever gone.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
How they have a hundred items on a menu beats me
what's crazy though, and Ithink this is the reason it
prevents me from going everyitem on that menu $20 shows the
calories and there's not asingle one that is less than
your full days a lot they're allweak because because, it's like
a.
It's a plate.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
You know the size of like you know, and then you're
gonna get the 1300 caloriecheesecake, because why the fuck
not?

Speaker 5 (50:24):
yeah, and then you're gonna die okay, so I don't go
to cheese, so confirm, yes, it'sstill there.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Thank you, jamie yeah , I knew it was still there um
what's your order.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
So you, you do order, yeah I do the baked ziti.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's usually what I get, and chad, you just order
the five cheese.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Yeah, I do the baked ziti, that's usually what I get
and Chad you just get the soupand salad.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, and I'll add some cheese to it.
I tell him when to stop and alot of times I just don't.
Yeah, zuppa to scanna andwhat's the other one.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
He's sitting there the whole meal.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
He's like, sir, I'd like to I have more cheese.
The chicken or something ingnocchi, and then the Zuppa
Toscana.
Zuppa Toscana is the only one Igo for.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Oh, they're so good, I dip my bread in it, of course.
Yeah, it's unlimited bread.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I don't do the red one.
What's a red one?
I don't know, I've neverfucking got it.
It's like shit sounds too muchlike give me the creamy soups
and that sounds too much like uh, women's problems god damn it,
we're gonna be that podcast wehate, women, women don't, you
don't like the red soup becauseit's called minestrone and it
reminds you of female problemsyeah jesus christ please clip

(51:29):
that, clip that wow okay, allright, all right, ch up with.
Why do you look?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
like Michael Keaton in Birdman.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
Yeah, I can see it.
That's the goatee.
Why the goatee?
Look at the camera.
Look into the camera.
Look at that he looks likeMichael Keaton.
We're going to edit it.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
put side by side of Birdman, I had to shave my beard
.
I got to do it tonight too.
I had to grow my beard out.
Then I had to shave it becauseI had to work on an actual
ambulance and all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Christy, it's pasta and veggies, not blood.
Herbie said he man, womanhaters club.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I'm afraid it's going to encourage the bears to come.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Not the bears.
Did you hear that, Ron thebears?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I had to shave.
I was just like I've never donethis, and so I did the goatee.
And then one of my friends atwork Do you think you'll do it
again.
Do you think I'll do it again?
No, I'm going to go back to themustache.
Yeah, good call.
But she pulls up this picturefrom it's like some animated I
can't remember what movie.
It is One of the Pixar movies.
Movie is one of the pixarmovies.

(52:37):
Uh uh, toy story, but one ofthe other toy stories.
There's a character I waswearing like this red shirt at
work and I had a blackundershirt and it's goatee and
she's like pulls this up and I'mlike, fuck you so yeah it's
going.
It's going away tonight, okay,good good, um, you had something
.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Yeah, you had something.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
No, tim, you had a gas thing, and then we can like
okay I want to get into thatbefore we get into halloween?
Sure, let me ask, let me askyou all this question.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Okay, when you go to get gas, you pay attention how
much you're paying yes, but onlybecause I had to put my phone
number in for my uh discount butyou're only getting gas at
where 7-eleven yeah, so you're7-eleven guy, okay, ch-eleven,
yeah, so you're a 7-Eleven guy.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Okay, chad, I couldn't remember.
I mean, I've looked at it asI'm driving down the highway.
I'm like, oh, $359, whatever itis.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I was like, oh, that's a lot $259.
$259, that seems low $359

Speaker 5 (53:32):
is a lot.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
That's like California prices.
Yeah, so I drove by the otherday.
I remember driving by the otherday and this is such an old
person thing to do, but I drovepast a QT I can't remember which
one it was and I was like oh,262.
I should text Jessie and lether know the gas has come down.
I want to go fill your car upwith some gas.
What the fuck is happening tome, dude?
I look at gas prices when I'mdriving past a gas station

(53:58):
because they're the big asssigns, but when I go to a gas
station to pump gas, I have noidea right and I just happen to
look this time and it's like itwas 249 but correct.
I don't give a shit either,because you need it yeah, it's
something you need.
You're like, well, I just gottaget fucked with this one you
don't't have an option.
Yeah, it's like going to thestore and buying toilet paper,

(54:18):
right, we have a certain brand.
We get the Charmin Ultra soft.
We don't need the strong.
Our poops aren't that bad.
Okay, we just get the softright.
You want the softness?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
It's like a marker.
You just keep wiping and wipingand it's just still there,
Still there.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
But if it's soft, it doesn't make you raw, so it's
much better, anyways, but Idon't ever think about the price
of that either.
Right, because it's something Ineed.
So I've come to realize at thispoint in my life that if it's
stuff that I have to need, thenI'm just like it is what it is,
right.
But what about things that youdon't need?
Yeah, I look at the prices allthe time for that.
What about streaming services?

(54:56):
Every time you get an emailthat's like, hey, we're having
to go up.
The new price is this.
I'm like well, I don't evenremember what the old price was.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I just canceled.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Netflix.
Really, yeah, I'm just like youknow what.
And then they dropped a coupleof shows apparently that are
really good just recently andI'm like a month and then drop
it again.
Right like that's.
If I was efficient enough, likeI would just use my streaming
services when I needed them, youknow.
I mean like maybe I'll getstars once a year to like watch

(55:23):
and catch up on whatever thefuck shows on powers.
He watches power right, I get itthat I don't know.
But I mean, I'm just, I want tobe able to scroll.
I can see them catching on atsome point, be like oh this
motherfucker, so for you it's 60bucks.
Look, they put a subscriptionon it.
You can pay for it when youwant to.
You can cancel it when you wantto.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Yeah, you can I don't think we have disney either.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I think we got rid of disney I did the disney hulu
espn thing get on rocket money.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Download rocket money oh it'll give you a list of
what you have.
I found out I was paying fortwo um two disney pluses you
sound just like the ad.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
This is what they say on the ad, but it's true,
because I got it, I've got it.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
I've got it too I was paying for two disney pluses.
I was paying for two dozen uhaccounts.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I watched this commercial and I'm like no one's
stupid enough to pay for twodisney plus it's pronounced.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
It's pronounced dozen , dozen, yeah, dozen so he was
paying for two dozen accounts soI I fucked up and like I I got
mad because it took 230 out ofmy account and I don't get on
that fucking.
I don't watch that many fightsto like justify that.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
So I'm like, hey, fix this shit yeah, I mean I've
used them and they negotiated myat&t bill.
They negotiate like your billand get you.
Get you a better, better billsomehow I don't know how that
works.
I don't know if it's like somelive person calls or they just
have like some form.
They send it's magic.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
It really is man, I wish we had a sponsorship with
rocket money, that it breaksdown like things that you
subscribe to that, but do you?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
pay a subscription for rocket money.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
I do, and it tells you it tells you like another
fucking subscription, but itbreaks down.
Like you can budget, you can um, you know separate, you know
stuff for tax information, likeyou can classify yeah, I mean
it's, it's pretty cool, it'sreally good.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, my chase credit card does that.
Anyway, it just kind of likeshows you your spending summary.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Yeah, well, I mean bank of america does the same
thing too, but I just yeah butdoes it negotiate, uh, your
bills and stuff?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
no, I can cancel on uh rocket yeah, oh really,
rocket rocket manson, rocketrocket.
I canceled stitch fix.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I canceled, um what else?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Wait, how long have you been using Stitch Fix?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
For like a year and a half You've been like actually.
And I've only kept one thingand the other.
You're not their targetdemographic.
I kept one thing and then twoother things.
I told them that it was stolen,so I kept those.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
You heard it here we got them Scamming baby.
Stitch Fix we those, you heardit here we got him scamming.
We got him.
This is the long con and wefucking got him.
Boys, come on in.
Yeah, stitch, fix police I justI just bring that up because I
I truly like the only thing,like so.
I've been eyeing this uh soundbar, yeah, for a while and it's
like it's a dolby atmos and allthat stuff I kind of want to get
it, but it it's like 500 bucks.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
And I just can't, you cannot you cannot If you're
watching a movie.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Two things you can't skimp on Popcorn Candy, that's
it.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
What the fuck does that have to do with?

Speaker 5 (58:29):
his speaker.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
He's actually got a point, though you can't skip on
the candy or the popcorn.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
You know, fuck the speaker.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
You can just get your phone and just put it up to
your ear.
Candy and popcorn, baby candyand popcorn.
I thought you're gonna go downthis trail of like how perfect
sound needs to be for a goodmovie.
No, no, just candy watchinginterstellar.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
You don't need those little ticks that you know come
on, you don't need that.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
You have to have good sound, hell, no how the air
subscription gold.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
He signs up for everything and forgets.
That's true.
That's absolutely true.
I don't know how many peopleuse my hulu account like he is
the target demographic forliterally anything that has a
subscription and tiktok shop.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I've only bought a couple things do you know what
rocket?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
money is perfect for you.
Do you know what itunes?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
matches.
Do you know what itunes matches?
No, it's where it gets all yoursongs from your computer or
your, your cloud and it puts iton your phone.
I love that.
Has all the mixtapes that Idownloaded from like 20 years
ago into my phone and I love itreally yes do you subscribe to
it?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
yeah, do you have to continue to?

Speaker 5 (59:27):
subscribe.
Yes, and I I'm more thanwelcome.
I will definitely, because Iobviously I do the um um.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah, when it does all the things Right.
That's what I do.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
And my family's in that.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Same.

Speaker 5 (59:40):
And so iTunes Match, because Apple Music comes with
the Apple One.
But iTunes Match is all thesongs that you have on your
computer, that you've had forlike ever On the cloud.
Streams it to my phone.
I love it on the cloud.
Streams it to my phone.
I love it like I forget ofsongs that I have on there
because I have so many that I, Idon't even worry about it.

(01:00:01):
I couldn't, I couldn't livewithout that.
That's why, that's.
It just tells me what I have,that I that I remember that I
have, and then I use more, usemore of like.
I mean apple's doing a thingnow where you can't interact
with your subscriptions.
If you do it on your phone,like they're going to take that
away, you're not going to beable to do that anymore.

(01:00:22):
So if you sign up on the phone,you can't go to the app or you
can't go on the website andcancel from there.
You got to do it on your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
That's going to change, I guarantee you, because
there's like a law thatrecently was passed that it's
supposed to be like a one-clickcancel for any streaming service
any subscription service.
So they're going to make iteasier, because it's kind of
ridiculous that it's becomingmore difficult to cancel shit
when it's so easy to start ityou know yeah, I mean going to
LA Fitness.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
You have to mail in some shit to cancel the fucking
thing.
Oh, I remember that was a painin the ass, it was a
motherfucker motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Yeah, and if you, if you don't, and you just, uh, try
to.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
So I tried to just get a new bank card yeah and
somehow they still figured outhow to shut up pull money out of
my account um, but yeah, Ithink all that stuff that you
know because, honestly, if youhave an iphone, it makes it
easier too.
If you sign up for stuff, it'lltell you a breakdown of what
you're paying for on there too,and so you know you're talking
about using the subscriptions asyou want.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, so I saw the other day.
So people, you know the wholething with like Ozempic and
Megalitude or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
And yeah, there you go, megalitude Schmegma.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Whatever that shit's called.
So what people are doing isgoing on Groupon and you can
bounce from place to place andlike they'll have like
semi-glutide for 40 bucks,introductory price for four,
four months yeah and you justcancel at the two month mark.
You still get your four monthstuff and you subscribe to a new
one right around that time.
So then by the time you're out,you've got the new one coming

(01:01:48):
in and the people are justbouncing and getting it for like
30, 40, 50 bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Yeah, that makes sense hey look, rich people get
this shit fucking cheap and easylike the regular average man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
All right, I feel like we went on long enough for
that stuff.
Chad, you had some things.
Well, halloween is next week,right, and so we will be live
again, but this is ourpre-Halloween show.
That's crazy it's next week,this month, just fucking flew by
man.
This year's flying by, you'renot wrong.
It's kind of ridiculous, it'skind of rude.

(01:02:20):
Actually is what I think youwere wanting to say, and I 100%
agree with you.
All right, so Halloween, urbanlegends.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Tell us more.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Are there any Halloween urban legends that
you've heard of?

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Headless Horseman.
Well, I don't think that theman in the Iron Mask.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Okay, let's think about like.
You drive to the bridge and youpark your car.
And you put your thing inneutral, and then the hands come
and push the car.
Oh the Marfa, that's the onethat pops into my head.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
That's a good one.
Is that the Marfa Lights?
That's a really good one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Is that the Marthalites?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
That's a really good one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
No, that's not the Marthalites, the screaming
bridge where you go over thereand you hear people screaming
Like here's one, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Razor blades and Halloween candy.
Oh okay, we'll talk about this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Yeah, razor blades and Halloween candy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Or like the drugs, the drugs Like people handing
out their narcotics.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
So do you think that there were ever razor blades in
Halloween candy?

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
There was.
There was at one point, like inthe 70s, and it was very scarce
, like one person was doing itand like apples and shit like
that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I don't believe so I think that it was fake.
I think someone faked it and itwasn't actually so you're right
, this happened between the 70sand 80s.
This is when it was like kindof become popular and it is a
myth, so it while there has beensome like isolated incidents,
most claims were found to behoaxes or misunderstandings, so
no, not.

(01:03:44):
I remember hearing peoplesaying they were putting drops
of acid on pay phones sowhatever halloween thing or so
whatever you like dial the phone.
You put the phone up to the earand all of a sudden it's an
octopus and you're just freakingout I'm on the moon?
What about the belief thatstrangers were giving out poison
laced drugs?
Yeah, I don't believe thateither or poison laced uh candy
to trick-or-treaters no, I mean,wasn't there, uh, somebody

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doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:09):
wasn't there somebody you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
just to think that all of these are correct you
think they're all true yes no,so this is another false one.
Uh, between the 60s and 70sthere's no evidence of
widespread poisoning of candy bystrangers however there was a
tragic case in 1974 where afather poisoned his own son's
candy to collect life insurance.
Now that I believe, but thiswas like an isolated and

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personal crime, not the work ofstrangers yeah, poisoning candy.
Um, this one's weird.
I I've not.
I don't think I've heard ofthis one.
It's called the halloween, notthe work of strangers.
Yeah, poisoned candy this one'sweird.
I don't think I've heard ofthis one.
It's called the Halloween.
Sadist no, anybody LikeSatanist Sadist.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Sadist, sadist.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Well, sadist is right , sadist is right 80s and 90s,
stories circulated about asadistic person who would dress
as a monster and abduct or harmchildren on Halloween night.
I believe that could be real.
Okay, it's false.
That didn't really happen.
I mean, it sounds likesomething that could happen,
okay, so, okay, let's do thisone A murdered man as a

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Halloween prop yeah, maybe, yeah, yeah, so maybe.
Yeah, yeah Between the 90s and2000s, there was a legend A
Halloween decoration turns outto be a real dead body.
Well True, In several instancesreal bodies have been mistaken
for Halloween decorations, butin 2005, a woman in Delaware

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hung herself from a tree and forhours people passed by thinking
it was a Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
God, have you seen the?
Have you seen where people haverecreated the stranger things,
where the girl she's up in thesky, yeah.
I mean I could.
People were calling and sayinglike, oh my gosh, there's
somebody hanging there Right, sothere's some crazy lady also.
In 2014, a man in californiawho had been dead for several
days was mistaken for adecoration after being left on

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the front porch during halloweenseason I could see, I could
believe that yeah don't die inoctober because you're screwed.
Yeah, it's a prank.
If you tragically die, peopleare just gonna think you're a
decor we should get some, um,dead people.
Yeah, we should get some deadpeople.
We should go get some mannequinlegs and put them in the bushes
or something Upside down.
Yeah, just freak people out.

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So this one popped up, and it'sfunny because I don't know, do
you all know any horror stories?
Or if you were around thecampfire, do you have a scary
story that you tell?
Yeah, I talk about how thegovernment's taking all your
money and your taxes.
It's quite, it's quitefrightening.
No, so there was there's onlyonce, and I remember who told me
this scary story.

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But essentially, the scarieststory goes uh, and it's funny
that it popped up as this one.
But, um, there's a girl thatcomes home, um, and she's she's
home alone for some reason,whatever, and she's got her dog
there with her, and so she turnsoff the lights, she's going to
go to bed.
She hears a sound and she putsher hand next to the bed.

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The dog licks her hand.
So she's like okay, dog's here,I'm good, right, like, I'm fine
, um, and then she startshearing like dripping, and she's
like OK, that's weird.
She puts her hand down.
The dog licks her hand.
She's like all right, I'm fine.
And then something else happens, right.
And so she puts her hand down.
Dog licks her hand.
And then finally she's likefuck, I don't know what's going
on.
I need to get up and go seewhat's going on and in the

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window that says dogs aren't theonly things that lick what.
And so there's like a murdererin her house Just randomly
licking a hand.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
This sounds like the headlights, the man in
headlights.
Don't flash your headlights atsomebody.
Yeah, well, and then she callsthe cops and then turns out the
murder was in the backseat.
Just you know, whenever he puthis headlights flashes, the guy
would drop down.
Yeah, there's another one Iheard.
It's really good.
A husband goes to his wife andhe's got a duck in his hands and
he says this is the pig I'vebeen fucking.

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And the wife says that's not apig, that's a duck.
And the husband says I wasn'ttalking to you, wasn't that a
good one?
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
That's a good one.
I like that one.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Those remember those.
The book and Guillermo del Toromade a series, the movie About
things you shouldn't say to yourwife.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
Remember that book, that scary book, um like are you
afraid of the dark?
No, no no, it's, I don't knowlike stories that you know you
don't tell in the dark oh yeah,this is like a couple years ago.
Yeah, I remember that made themovie yeah, I need to watch that
and see if it's.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Are you afraid of the dark?
No, it's a nickelodeon show butit was scary, that was a good
show I never saw it, I was toopoor uh, my grandma had for
nickelodeon.
Yeah, my grandma had cable.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
I didn't have cable.
I had network tv.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I watched friends at 6 30 nice I always thought that
throwing dirt on a fire wouldmake it sparkle it didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Who told you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
who told you that's what they do.
They said like uh.
They said like something, andthen they would reach in a
little baggie.
They would reach in the baggieand throw it, and it would just
sparkle.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
So it wasn't dirt in there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Well, I didn't know, I didn't know it wasn't dirt.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
It's magic dirt you dumbass.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Fucking asshole man Throwing regular dirt.
It's magic dirt.
All right, we dirt.
All right, we're moving on fromurban legends.
I've got four things we couldtalk about.
All right, y'all get to pickwhich.
Okay, I like this zombieapocalypse, halloween costumes,
horror movies.
Or would you rather?

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I feel like we already talkedabout horror movies, okay, kind
of talked about halloweencostumes, a I mean, what was the
last?
Yeah, zombie crawl and all that.
Okay, so it's, would you rather?
Or zombie apocalypse.
I would rather go with.
Would you rather?
Personally, okay?

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Real quick.
It was a scary stories to tellin the dark.
Scary stories to tell in thedark, that was the sorry Got it
All right, got it All right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
So would you rather and this is strategically made
just for the Funky Panther, Ilove it whenever AI gets
everything right Right?
Would you rather spendHalloween night naked, except
for a strategically placedpumpkin, or wear a sexy ghost
costume that literally is just asheer bed sheet with holes in

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all the wrong places.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Can I go first?
I'm going to say the sheer bedsheet, because Halloween is
Tammy's birthday and so I'm sureshe would appreciate me in a
sheer thingy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
With a hole in the right place Wrong place With the
holes in the wrong places.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Is it just going to be like on my belly button in my
butt wrong holes on the wrongplaces?
Is it just gonna be like on mybelly button in my butt terrible
places to holes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
I too am gonna go with that, because it is tammy's
birthday, hey no no no, I wasuh um would I rather well, we
made songs about.
You know the trick-or-treatingwhen you're naked.
Um, I think, the strategicallyplaced pumpkin.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
It's going to be in your butt.
I'm just saying it's going tobe in your butt obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
It's the stem.
So I've just got a pumpkin tailyeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
I mean, I guess in your example you're probably not
going to jail, right?
Because you're covered, I'mcovered, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're covered with a pumpkinover your junk.
Yeah, with the ghost.
Paul Verk can't go out inpublic.
You're going to jail.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
If you got your thing out in a ghost costume.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
But, that being said, I'd go with the ghost costume
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Herbie's right, it would be a little pumpkin,
little pumpkin All.
Would you rather have to godown on a zombie who just ate
brains, or let Dracula suck onyour neck while you're
completely naked?
Hey, it's not your neck.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
My penis.
Yeah, suck, I want to suck yourdick, is it?
Can I pick the vampire?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
No, Ah, fuck, it's Dracula.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
It says Dracula I wanted to be Jasper from
twilight.
I want to see those dead eyesbiting my penis jesus my
apologies, man.
We just saw twilight last week.
I can't, fucking, I cannotwatch it.
I still want to watch.
I have tried.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I have tried watching .
That's good.
I'm going to go with theDracula.
I want to suck your balls, butI've tried to watch Twilight and
then, when the wolves werelooking at each other but they
were talking through telekinesisor whatever Yep, telekinesis,
whatever it is I was just like Ican't do this.
He's like my balls hit.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
She's like I'm a werewolf.
It was too fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
I think I've got to gummy up before I watch them.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
I think you probably do too.
You've got to gummy up, to getgummied up.
You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
By the way, I think I already mentioned, but these
spirits they got out now.
These THC spirits are so good.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
The gummies that we had.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Oh yeah, javier's been drinking those.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
The same company that made the seltzers that we had
uh from roy pope, bro, that theymake gummies.
Apparently now they makegummies and uh, we, me and tammy
, and uh, can I?
Can I say, could she?
She, none of her co-workers,jesse, were on the gummies and
um on the gummies on the gum onthe gummies.
And uh, we were sitting down,we're eating and then, we're
sitting no, it was.
It was a cbd it was cbd, isn'tanything in the end of them but

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uh, don't we get the cameraallegedly um, but I was like it
was hitting me.
I was like, oh god, and I askedI'm like is it hitting anybody,
and jesse's like I'm glad yousaid something because I feel
like we've been sitting here andnobody said a word.
There's all these people aroundus and it feels so weird, but
yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Nice, good stuff All right.
Zombie or Dracula.
I said Dracula, dracula, yeah,I can't get past the smell.
Yeah, same, that's where I'm at.
I'm going to say Dracula, I'lltake it, it's going to All right
.
Would you rather get caughtmasturbating by a
trick-or-treater while dressedas the sexy version of a

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children's character, oraccidentally walk in on your
parents having Halloween-themedrole play, full costume and all?

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Well, my parents are divorced.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
My mom's dead.
She's a ghost.
I don't mom's dead.
She's a ghost.
I don't know, maybe she'sdressed up.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
Well, the first one, you're gonna go to jail and
you're gonna be on a list.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
There's no win-win on this this is a lose-lose that's
really bad.
There's therapy.
There's therapy that can be hadfor the second one yeah, the
first one you're it's not goingto.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
You're gonna go to jail.
Yeah, your life is ruined.
I'll go with the second one.
Give me the second one.
Yeah, second one.
I'm not trying to peewee,herman.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Yeah, with the second one for Javier.
He's going to be confusedthough, thinking his parents are
getting back together.
Mommy, daddy, all right.
Would you rather have aone-night stand with a vampire
who insists on biting everywhere, or a werewolf who keeps
howling mid-hookup but can'tseem to find the right position?
So I'm the receiver on this one, or what?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
Give me the first one .
Bite me, bite me everywhere.
How bad are we biting?
I mean, edward bit Bella ashitload of times when she was
dead, so I mean, I guess it'snot the same.
She was dead and then sheturned into a vampire.
Give me the first one.
Give me the first one, I'll gowith the first one.
Yeah, same here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
All right.
Would you rather be forced togo to an adult Halloween party
where the only way to leave isto make out with everyone there,
or have to participate in afull-on pumpkin spice flavored
orgy?
Everything from whipped creamto everything.
Pumpkin spice, give me the orgy,baby, give me the orgy.
Just a peck like with everybodyis, yeah, you gotta, you gotta

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kiss everyone there, is it like,um?
Or get yourself involved in afull-on pumpkin spice flavored
orgy.
The pumpkin spice flavored orgy, I think, would probably be the
better option.
Agree and hear me out, hear meout, hear me out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
It doesn't mean that you have you like to sell this.
I agree with just me out, hearme out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
It doesn't mean that you have just like to sell this.
I agree with, just because it'san orgy doesn't mean you have
to participate with everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
You're just participating, right, and there
happens to be an orgy harry'sgonna have like a halloween
themed face mask and uh, pumpkinspice, uh pegging sticks.
What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
creed bratton on, uh, the office, on the office.
Yeah, he was going on about how, like the 60s and oh yeah
sometimes you know you it was,you're covered in mud and you
know things got slipped in jesuswhat about you, javier?
Uh, the kids you're kissing,kiss, kissing yeah, no, you

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gotta make out with everybody ahum hey, javier's first time not
the first, not the last.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Uh, real quick, though, probably the orgy, yeah,
yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Chrissy's saying don't watch any old VHS tapes
you find in your parents house.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
I'm still laying down , oh fuck, we still have the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
You still have that VHS tape.
I thought you said you lostthem.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
I don't know where that it was in the gold box.
Be my guest, go into my garageand try to find it in there.
I'm telling you, I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
That would have blown us up on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
That would have been a whole thing it still will.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I will spend a whole day finding it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:18):
I mean yeah, more than welcome to, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
I mean, it was a hell of a story.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
We can set up VHS here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Yeah, I here.
Yeah, I mean, we just got toget a VCR.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Would you rather get stuck in ahaunted house where every door
you open leads to anincreasingly graphic sex scene
involving famous horrorcharacters, or be haunted for a
year by a ghost that won't stopgiving you ghost handsies at the
worst possible time?
I'm going with ghost handsies,man.
You know what it's like.

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My worst nightmare is beingstuck in a haunted house and
just opening doors and can't getout.
You're just like just let meout of here.
Jason and freddy are having sex.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
At least at least I'm getting something out of it,
even if it is in the inopportunetime yeah, it's gonna be like,
you know, when you're in highschool and you get that mystery
boner and the bell rings andyou're like, oh, fuck, fuck,
what do I?
And you hide the backpack infront of your boner.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
You got to tuck it in your waistband.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Yep, or you pray to God.
Your shirt's long enough tocover it up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Or you hope this ghost comes along and finishes
you off.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
Yes, ghost handjob.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Is that the one you're going?

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
with.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Ghost handjob.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Yeah, same.
Have y'all gone to a hauntedhouse?
I'm not opposed to trying.
Are you talking about hauntedhouses or ghost handjobs?
The handjob from the ghost,okay.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
I summon you spirits to jack me off.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
It's been some years since I've been to a haunted
house, really, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
As you say, it's been a couple years since I got
jacked off by a ghost.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Yeah, I haven't been.
I think the last time I went toa haunted house was like
Hangman's and it was over off ofit was it was still over at the
old magic et cetera.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, magic et cetera .

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
So it's been it's been.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
That was the last one I went to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
It's been some years.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
I'm like 15, 20 years .

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
It's been.
I went to one, uh, a couple, acouple think they had it, but I
guess he went on break by thetime we left.
I don't know was a chainsaw guy.
It reminded me when you werethe chainsaw guy at one point,
when you were doing that uh onthe side, I did that uh, I I
participated at uh cutting edgecutting edge, yeah, at whenever

(01:19:19):
it's at the old building, yeah,yeah, I can't remember the guy's
name.
There was a guy that we went toschool with.
He was kind of a weird dude,but he um, him and I were
talking and he was like I workat the cutting edge.
I was like, oh, I want to do.
He's like we'll just show up.
Literally, he just said justshow up at this place at this
time.
And so I showed up at thatplace at a time.
He said wear black pants and ablack shirt.

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And that do it, okay.
And so I did it and I got torun the chainsaw.
Man, it was fun.
All right, I'm going to do.
We've got four more here.
We'll do two.
Would you rather have to give alap dance to your boss while
dressed as a dominatrix at aeenoffice party, or get tied up and
blindfolded as part of a publicbdsm halloween event in front

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of your entire family?

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
yeah, just tie me up, give me the second they've seen
me weird.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
So your family rather than your boss, yep all right
percent.
My boss is my dad it's the samething for you.
My boss is a 67 year old man.
I don't, I don't want to dothat.
Uh, let me see this one's aboutshrieking no corn maze.
I mean, that sounds interesting.
Uh, we'll move on to the nextone, though.
Would you rather get pegged bysomeone in a fredgie krueger

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costume, or give a blowsie tosomeone dressed as michael myers
?
But he never takes the mask off.

Speaker 5 (01:20:47):
Oh, fuck, just in your mouth or just in your butt.
Which one do you?
Want to pick man put it in mybutt.
I mean, I just want to see.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
I'm going to go with that one because that leads me
to believe that it's I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Better out than in, I say.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
I'll go with the latter Look man.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality, but
I'm not taking loads from nobody.
I mean in both of thosesituations you're taking loads.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
You're taking loads.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
But the other one I'm not going to have the taste in
my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Can it be like a whole Pulp Fiction type
situation?
You mean like you're going tobe in a ball gag.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Where, at the end of it, I get my redemption and get
to kill Freddie.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
All right cool.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Yeah, go with that one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
All right, we'll do a haunted house at a strip club
one time.
Seriously, I would love to goto a haunted house at a strip
club.
I would love that.
Yeah, do they do that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I don't know.
I mean, I'm still a child whenit comes to sexy costumes,
because they're my absolutefavorite.
The only way to find out is bygoing to a strip club on
Halloween.
I mean, what is it nextThursday?

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
trick-or-treating.
When's their Thursday?

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
Ooh, what's Red Bar?
It says Red Bar's watching Idon't know.
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
I think it's them, I don't know what that is, I think
it's them.
I don't know what that is, hi,hello.
Thanks for watching, all rightlast thing.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Hold on, wait, let's repeat what we said.
Would you rather get pegged byuh?
Would you rather get pegged byuh, michael Myers?
Or no, no.
Would you rather by?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Freddy Krueger or Blosey uh to Michael Myers while
wearing them, while they'rewearing the mask and they're
looking at you the whole timeyou see their eyes but you don't
.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Yeah, That'd be kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
That's creepy yeah yeah, oh, you must maintain eye
contact.
Wait, wait, how big are wetalking?
How girthy is it?

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
How girthy is it Actually?
It's a good question, it's notI'm not answering this question.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
That's actually.
He's got a point.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
And can I take, like what's that thing?
Popper?
Yeah, you can get poppers.
You can get poppers.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Yeah, you're good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Okay, okay.
This last question is aboutzombie apocalypse and you're
going to build your own survivalteam.
Okay, oh, that's easy.
So you're going to have twopeople, we know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Ron Swanson.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Two friends, oh oh, two friends.
Two celebrities and then onecharacter.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
So like Ron Swanson could be one, because he's a
character.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Okay, so two people we know two celebrities, one
character.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
It's a zombie apocalypse.
Yeah, oh man.
Oh man, I'm trying to thinkthat's really tough.
I've got to think of who's gota shit ton of random weapons
Stephen Furpies, stephen Furpies, I'm.
Who's got a shit ton of uh,random weapons.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Steven furpies, steven furpies, I'm gonna bring
all furpies along.
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
I haven't talked to him in years, but I'm gonna show
up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
You'll probably shoot me, so I'll get out of that
apocalypse real quick yeah,you're the first one to go don't
have to worry about anymorehe's like you's on me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Nope, dead, problem solved.
Yeah, um, old furpies, I'mgonna go grab him and and I
don't know who the other onewould be I'm trying to think my
old work partner, two Stevens,I'll get two Stevens.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
At least I've got someone who can perform first
aid on me and I've got someonewho's probably got illegal
weapons.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Probably got illegals hiding down and booby traps.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
One character, two actors.
Two actors and one character,two actors Ron Swanson.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
That's not an actor, it's a character.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Ron Swanson's a character, and then my other
character is going to be.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
No, you can only pick one character and two actors.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Oh, two actors.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
And it's not just actors, it's famous people, ron.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
Swanson, and then my other two famous jason momoa and
um okay, you're just getting apretty boy, he's just a pretty
boy he's does not he's a big,he's not a surfer he can
probably do things.
I mean, he's a surfer, I'm sureI feel like he can hurt people.
He's not a villain, no, he'snot.
He's not.
He's not aquaman.
He seems like a nice guy.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind runningaround and protecting me.

(01:24:47):
Right, jason Momoa, and let's goahead and let's bring in what's
that?
Oh man, what is her name?
Jennifer Lawrence.
What for Jennifer Lawrence?
What for?
She's kind of weird.
Okay, yeah, she's kind of weird, but I think she does.
Why?
I think she does her own stunts.
Okay, yeah, she's kind of weird, but I think she does her own

(01:25:08):
stunts.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Another thing can I freeze time in this scenario?

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
I think she does her own stunts.

Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
Jesus Christ dude.
Okay, god damn it.
Two people.
I know my friend, jared, who'smy Cornwell rep, cornwell,
cornwell.
He's got a shitload of weaponsand he grew up in Iowa, so I
think he's a little hillbillyish.
Another person, tammy, you know.
You know why two famous peoplecould probably be Nick Offerman.

(01:25:47):
You know the guy who yeah, ronSwanson.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
So y'all picked the same guy, okay, no, no, no.
I picked Nick Offerman, hepicked Nick Offerman.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
I specifically picked Ron, and he's the same guy.
It's the same guy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
I know yeah he still.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
He does everything that Ron Swanson does.
He was in what was that Last ofUs?
Or whatever.
Oh, he was, yeah, yeah, oh.
Zombie Apocalypse.
Daryl dixon from, uh, thewalking dead, that's your
character, that's my character,and uh, the other famous person
good one.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
That is a very good one other famous person would
probably be I should have pickedthe asian guy from uh, which
one the one that gets his headbashed, Ooh or Negan.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
He would have been a good one too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
No, he's going to turn on your ass, man.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
You're right, you're right, ooh, you're right.
Other famous person, probablyHelen Mirren.
What for?
Oh wait what?
She does her own stuff, shedoes her own stunts, she does
her own stunts.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
You're fucking stupid .

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Helen Mirren does her own stunts.
Actually, no, no, marthaStewart.
Martha Stewart, does she cookyou some food and give?
You some dank-ass weed, that'sright, and she's a looker too.
Martha, yeah, nah, yeah, likemaybe young and she's a looker,
too, martha.
Yeah, nah yeah like maybe youngMartha young Martha, young
Martha and young Helen, but oldHelen, old Helen young Hillary
Clinton.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
what?
Why not right news to me, youngNancy Pelosi wow, who does
Nancy Pelosi?

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
what?
Yeah, young Nancy Pelosi, thatcan't be true.
Yeah, she was.
There's a picture of her andJFK together.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
No way yeah, yeah.
Look it up Nancy Pelosi, Ibelieve it, I am All right.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Do you got people though?
Do you got people?
Yeah, I would like to know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
You've been asking questions, but I do now.
One would be Sarish Smart.
You're an idiot.
No, no, no.
Jennifer Lawrence, no, no, no,I'm not an idiot.
I'm not bringing Jesse.
All your stuff's going to begone.
I'm not bringing Jesse into theapocalypse.

(01:28:06):
Right, I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Martha Stewart.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
She's going to have me kill her before any of this,
because she's not going to wantto do this.
She's not Katniss from HungerGames, I think two.
I would say Dustin, like Massey.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
No, no, oh, you mean Jay Jones from Massacre.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Oh, dustin, no, that Dustin.
Yeah, I was like Dustin Masseyhe'll serenade you, he's well
prepared.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
I think he's good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
And then for celebrities I would say Bill
Gates, because that motherfuckerprobably has bunkers
underground everywhere.
So I feel like that's smartBear Gorillaz.

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
Bear Gorillz.
Bear Gorillz, whatever his nameis he's not going to like you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
If you can't say his name, well, I'm just going to
call him Bear and I'm going tobe like you're welcome.
I can't feel around.
Bitch, damn it.
Steve Harvey would have been agood one.
Steve Harvey, I keep thinkingof good ones.
Now, steve Harvey would begreat.
He does his own studs too.
And then for my character,blade, okay, okay, okay, yeah

(01:29:10):
he's a vampire killer.
I just go around thinking oflike I keep picturing Steve
Harvey now.
He's just walking up to fuckingzombies and he's like what's the
number one answer?
Oh, no, no, no, you got it.
He fucking kills them.

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
You know, he pulls a shotgun out and he's pointing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Dude, I think we could make an awesome zombie
movie.
Yeah, I mean, I think thatwould be a lot of fun.
Actually, that premise in amovie Like, say, you're getting
pushed down, like all right,here's the deal, you get to pick
five people and here are therules, and you pick those five
people and then you can havelike these, like random
celebrities in your movie, andstuff like that.
That'd be a really cool ideafor a movie.
That would be a good idea.

(01:29:49):
Yeah, that's it.
That's all I had.

Speaker 5 (01:29:54):
You know.
So the whole thing with that isif we Did you look up Nancy
Pelosi, JFK, oh no, If a moviegets made now.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Based off of that, we know where it got leaked from
to people that watch.

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
I mean, I got plenty of ideas for movies With that
said, okay, I can see it.
Yeah, yeah, she still likes.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Looks like her, though, you think let me see,
let me see this you told him tolook it up and you never see I
know,

Speaker 5 (01:30:18):
I have.
I mean, obviously it was onreddit it was on reddit all
right, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
thank you for hanging out with us on, uh, episode 185
of the funky panther.
If you want to do so, pleasemake sure you follow us on all
things social media at the funkypanther and you can go to the
funky panthercom for anythingand everything we got.
You can call text, leave us avoicemail.
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(01:30:48):
That's it, anything you want toend on?
Yeah, I got something.
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Yeah, so stay good, everybody,I'm Chad.

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
I'm looking at pictures of Martha Stewart in
Sports Illustrated.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
And I'm Tim, and we are the Funky Panther.
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