Ambulances, Immigrants, and Abbott’s THC Flip-Flop

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Intro (00:00):
Tell me something, my friend you ever dance with the
devil in the pale moonlight.
There is no way to defeat thedevil.
There is no way to defeat thedevil With the right to kill the

(00:20):
king.
You shall be able to destroythe children to the end of time.
I'm trying to fuck, I'm tryingto fuck, I'm trying to fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

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, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I don't go to fucking Italy andsay hey give me the hamburger.
And you're like fuck thisburger.

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All right, the time's up, y'allready.
I don't know, we're justwaiting on you.
All right, we're two minutes in.

Javier (01:19):
Donkey Panther sucking everyone off.

Intro (01:21):
It's not though.
We got to start the show.
We got to start the show wegotta start the show.

Tim (01:28):
I mean, just leave it.
Just leave it, it's fine.

Javier (01:30):
It's okay.
Yeah, it's fine.

Intro (01:36):
Oh hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther
Coming to you from Fort Worth,texas.
We have got a hell of a showfor you here on episode 199.
So sit back, relax, try toenjoy and let's get into it.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'mTim and we are the Bunker

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Defender.

Tim (02:03):
Yeah, so it's been a minute since we've been on.

Intro (02:05):
Happy summer everyone.
It wasn't my fault.

Tim (02:07):
No, no, it was not Chad's fault.
This time it was Javier's fault.
This time it was my fault.

Javier (02:11):
I'm sorry, I had cat issues Cat urgency.

Tim (02:16):
I had a cat urgency.
This summer's not been greatfor us.
Much like last summer, it seemslike.
Yeah, shit, it has already beena year it seems like, yeah, um,
shit, it has already been ayear.
Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow,yeah, it's been a year.
Uh, it'll be a year august 12thsince my, since my mom died, um
, so, yeah, we got that comingup, uh, but that was when we
were like missing and we justcouldn't do the show very much
and all that, and then we had acissues.

(02:39):
Um not too long ago which I gotthat fixed, so that was oh, you
were out of town.
You were, uh, in italy well, no, no, no, he was not.
What are you talking?

Javier (02:47):
about yeah, whenever the ac first, when it first went
out.

Intro (02:50):
No here, yeah, here oh no wait, this year, last year, I
don't know what you're talkingabout he was he was not out of
town.

Javier (02:58):
He was because he was.
I was gonna get mcdonald'sbecause I was hungry and you're
like, okay, we can't record,were you, were you.

Tim (03:05):
I don't know, man, I don't remember, I don't know, but we
had AC issues and then catissues and then just general
life, and a lot has happenedover the course of the past
couple of months.
I'm now a robot.
I've got a robot penis now.
I had that surgery.

Intro (03:25):
Is that a surgery?

Javier (03:26):
Sit on my face.

Tim (03:28):
It's a new surgery.
Sit on my face Interesting.

Javier (03:32):
Did we watch Grandma's Boy?

Tim (03:35):
I watched Grandma's Boy not that long ago.

Javier (03:38):
Did we watch it in Fredericksburg?

Tim (03:40):
Yeah, we did, I put it on.
That's good times.

Javier (03:44):
Sit on my face.
Anywho, how are y'all boysdoing Happy summer?
Yeah, we did.
Might have I put it on.
Yeah, that's good times.
Yeah, I was in all my ways.
Anywho, how are y'all boysdoing Happy summer?

Intro (03:50):
Happy summer.

Tim (03:51):
Happy summer, the summer solstice happened.

Javier (03:53):
It feels like summer.

Tim (03:55):
Had the longest summer day.

Javier (03:57):
Longest penis, longest summer penis in history Couple
days or not.

Tim (04:00):
Couple days A couple weeks ago.

Javier (04:01):
No, it was last week.

Tim (04:02):
Last week, yeah, had a lot of things, so it's officially
summer now.

Javier (04:05):
Did you do a couple of solstices?
Did you sacrifice babies?

Tim (04:10):
No, but I drove around a Pontiac Solstice.

Javier (04:12):
Oh hell, yeah, yeah, I did.
Yes, that's good.

Tim (04:15):
I had to find it on Turo.
This episode sponsored by T.

Javier (04:18):
True, by driving other people's cars, turo, let me ask
you, would you jump on thatbandwagon?

Tim (04:26):
What Like start a Turo?
I don't know what Turo is.
It's a rental thing where,instead of renting cars from big
conglomerates, it's likerenting a car Airbnb style.
Oh okay, we don't likeconglomerates, so Airbnb for
cars yeah, got it.

Javier (04:40):
So, real quick, I just want to say again, reiterate if
you're watching this live, ournumber is 817-677-0408.
Again, that's 817-677-0408.
If you happen to call us whilewe're alive, we will take your
call live.
It's fun.
Are you going to call right now, while we're alive?
While we're alive.
I have a gun here and I willkill everyone if you don't call

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Hope you.
I have a gun here and I willkill everyone if you don't call
hope you like being deadeveryone anywho.
So what's everyone on to?

Tim (05:09):
well, I'll ask Chad a question, if he would, if he
would rent his car out on tour.

Javier (05:15):
I'm sorry, it's the attention deficit.

Intro (05:17):
Yeah, I get it.
I would rent someone's car yeah, you would rent someone's car.
I would rent someone's carinstead of going to like
enterprise or whatever.
However, I've been thinkingabout this a lot recently.
The whole like tesla, me toothe the cyber cab situation yeah
, I thought about this.

Javier (05:34):
They're different, though, right, they're different
, uh, like models of tesla.

Intro (05:38):
So what they're testing in austin right now.
They're using the uh model y orwhatever, okay, um, but they
are going to have, like, I guess, two versions.
They're using the Model Y orwhatever, okay, but they are
going to have, like I guess, twoversions they're going to have,
like, a cab that won't evenhave a steering wheel.
It's like a I guess two-person,I think vehicle, or at least
it's two-door, and they're goingto have like a van situation
too.
But you can potentially get aModel Y and rent it out as a

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cyber cab or whatever.

JaeBoy (06:01):
Would you do that?
Would you buy a car and thenlet it drive around and make?

Tim (06:07):
you money?
Yeah, if it is an investmentpro, yeah.
Yeah, I think I think I would.
But how does it charge?
Do you have to go then chargeit, or does it?

Intro (06:15):
I don't know.
I have a feeling they chose thetesla y.
It's one of the larger ones,right, it's not the x, it's not
the suv version, but it's likejust under yeah and so I have a
feeling it's got like a longdistance to charge.

Tim (06:26):
It looks kind of bulbous Like have you ever looked at it
Like it's?

Javier (06:29):
like the Oscar it's very like yeah.

Tim (06:31):
Yeah, I mean no Tesla vehicle is beautiful.
I think the.
I think the Model S.
The Model S looks good.
I would want the Y or X.

Intro (06:38):
Like I would want You're letters.
I'm I don't know.
I mean, that's all their things.

Javier (06:46):
I thought you would know , man, you like all about the,
the cyber truck.
At first I was.
I got my money back from that,by the way.
Nice, well done.
Yeah, it was like dinner on afriday night, yeah I'm thinking
um.

Tim (06:55):
Have you seen the stuff with slate, like the slate
electric vehicles?

Intro (06:59):
oh yeah, slate, yeah, yeah.
So slate is a bezos thing,right?

Tim (07:02):
right, but it's a it's's kind of like a modular truck
that you can do some differentthings with, but it's very bare
bones.
It's in direct competition withChina's cheap EVs.

Javier (07:15):
Power on.
Hey, on the group chat, theWaymos in Austin are really
weird.
I can't really handle lookingover and there isn't a driver.
Plus, it's confusing on whereyou should sit when it picks you
up.

Tim (07:26):
Yeah, that's weird, I would sit right up in the front seat.

Javier (07:29):
Yeah, would you no?

Tim (07:30):
Have you seen the Waymos getting taken over.
Not taken over but like stoppedin, like San Francisco.

Javier (07:34):
Like pulled over.

Tim (07:35):
Yeah, so people, no, no, no , no.

Javier (07:45):
People will step out in front of the Waymo and make them
stop, and then they starttagging and spray painting and
like holding you hostage.

Tim (07:48):
Essentially, it's like lost in new york, or yeah, or it's
like, um, uh, what policeacademy with the whole like, uh,
that was that police academy'son patrol.

Javier (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, is that four ?

Tim (07:55):
or three man, I can't remember yeah, with bob cat bob
goes.

Javier (07:59):
The first one's bobcat yeah and they uh, they spray the
.

Tim (08:03):
you know they spray the police cars down and you know
the commandant comes in.

Intro (08:07):
He's all got his hair dyed now because he was held
hostage, essentially Dude ifTesla comes, if they move on
from Austin to DFW, I'm totallygoing to swap out my vehicle and
get a Tesla.

Tim (08:20):
You saw that Trump is now threatening to deport Elon.
Yeah, it's fucking wild.

Javier (08:25):
This is the worst timeline, the reality that we
live in.
This is Elon.
Yeah, it's fucking wild.

Intro (08:27):
This is the reality that we live in.
This is the worst timeline.
It's so wild, but I wasthinking, like it sucks driving
to work.
Right, it's an hour to an hourand 20 minutes to drive to work.
Dude, you should get a Tesla.
If I was to get a Tesla and itdrove me to work, I wouldn't
even have to pay for parking.

Javier (08:46):
I would just get out and let it do its thing all day.
Oh, now, that would be a goodthing if you were to just leave
it.

Tim (08:49):
Oh, if you go to work the cab mode, yeah, yeah, that'd be
cool also sarish and I were outthe other night and, uh, we had
a cocktail.

Intro (08:54):
We don't I feel like we don't go out nearly I haven't
been to um river usual, oh theusual in a long time and so we
had a couple cocktails thereafter dinner and and that's all
we had.
But it's like, oh man, we couldkeep drinking if we had a
self-driving car right?

Tim (09:09):
No, Actually.
No, you can still get a DWI Now.
It'd be hard to because it'sdriving you home.

Intro (09:17):
I mean you can get drunk in a Waymo.
So I disagree with you.

Tim (09:20):
But the Waymo has the steering wheel all blocked off
and all that stuff, whereas theTesla, as of right now, the way
the Tesla's set up is that youhave to still be able to take
over the vehicle.
That's the whole thing.

Intro (09:38):
Tesla's got the remote drivers, just like Waymo, where
you shouldn't ever have to drive.

Tim (09:50):
They're going to remote into it if they absolutely need
to, and like pilot it from bfe?
I don't know.
So let me ask how do I get?

Javier (09:54):
that job.
Can I be right?
I want to be a remote driver.
Do you like uh have to waivecertain rights when you get into
, like those self-drivingvehicles, like because they
obviously have to have camerasinside?

Tim (10:03):
right, the privacy?
Yeah, you can't.
I mean you can fuck in the backof one, but but like you got to
pay a hefty cleaning charge,and they're going to see it
right they're going to see it.
They're going to see it shakenso I I I bet you it's happened I
, I'm sure it has.

Intro (10:17):
It's gonna be a wild like .
There's gonna be all sorts of.
I have a ton of questions likeI.
I have so many questions aboutyou-driving vehicles, but we're
just a couple of years probablyfrom this being like remember
how uber started?
It was like it started inaustin, new york and like all
these big cities, and all of asudden it just fucking took off.

Javier (10:33):
I can't remember when it started, but we just use it and
it's.
It's here, right?
I don't remember when it cameout or whenever.
When uber eats came out, I waslike do you remember?

Tim (10:42):
favor, so that was like the I feel like favor was like the
first.

Intro (10:45):
It was the og right favor .
Still a thing it's owned by hevyeah right, it was the og one
yeah before uber eats and Iremember um one of my friends
using it.

Tim (10:53):
We do.
We used to use it on theambulance all the time.
We would pick a hospitalbecause it was like you could
you had boundaries, right, yeah,certain areas they couldn't
deliver to, so we'd pick a ahospital.
If we were transporting ahospital, we'd order shit on
favor, have it delivered to thehospital and we'd go get food.
It was real simple 20-minutetransport and about 20 minutes
for the food to be delivered.
It worked out great every time.

Intro (11:16):
But you're on a vehicle.
Right but if we were driving?
You can't just drive up to ajack-in-the-box.

Tim (11:21):
Sometimes we could but like but if we were hungry, we
wanted something good, you knowyeah, okay, we would order on
favor and just have it deliveredto you know, harris or
something, and just pick it up,right you've got someone on a
curtain you're like hold on,wait a second right, right right
let me sign for this.

Intro (11:35):
I need to get my panini real yeah, that's me.

Tim (11:37):
but I remember like my neighborhood was right, like it
was was weird, like WhiteSettlement Road.

Intro (11:44):
Yeah.

Tim (11:45):
To I don't want to give out my complete, you know address,
right, but to a street down downthere by a restaurant that was
White Rock.
That was OK, right.
And then, but my neighborhoodback, you couldn't.
It was like we don't want thepores.
Oh, that's what it seemed like,because, all because they had

(12:05):
the nice houses, yeah, in thoseneighborhoods, and those
neighborhoods were covered.

Intro (12:09):
So it made no sense that my like boundary was I mean if
they're the ones spending themoney, right, you know, I guess
but they didn't know how muchmoney I was going to spend.

Tim (12:19):
I spent a lot with uber eats.

Javier (12:20):
Now, dude my my tax lady said you need to stop, you need
to stop using app or uber yeah,I'm sure your tax lady did.

Tim (12:28):
I've saved you so much money.

Intro (12:30):
Bad example often about how you spent 25 on a breakfast
burrito like a goddamn hoodlum.
What is wrong with you?

Tim (12:39):
I, I pretty much only use uber eats if I get it, if I get
a deal like I buy those buy one,get one free shit.
Like I'll use it for that, youknow I.

Javier (12:47):
I use the 7-eleven app often because you know you get
money back whenever you use it.
You can use money towards yourorders and I, I always uh
dustin's 100.

Tim (12:58):
Right, it was our ambulance drivers ordering uber actually
I double as an uber eatsdelivery person.

Javier (13:05):
That's why my uncle passed away ambulance drivers
ordering some.

Tim (13:09):
Sometimes I have to uh make a stop to drop off the food
before I even make it to theemergency wait, are you favoring
?

Intro (13:17):
while working?

Tim (13:18):
I gotta make my money, let daddy have his hustle it.

Javier (13:24):
It's so funny, man.
I mean what crazy?
I can't remember a time when wedidn't.
When did we start using likeGPS on phones?

Intro (13:33):
Looking back, I mean it was the first iPhone, so it was
the first iPhone I remember.
It was bad, it wasn't quite GPS, it was like triangulation.
It knew you were somewhere on35.

Tim (13:46):
I triangulation.
It knew you were somewhere on35.
I remember working at best buyand I had this like a compact,
uh computers, oh, compact brand.

Javier (13:49):
You're showing your age buddy, so it was a compact
laptop and it didn't even havewi-fi.

Tim (13:54):
I had to buy a wi-fi card oh yeah, of course put it there.

Intro (13:56):
Yeah, but best buy in that slot, right?
Yeah, it was specifically forthe wi-fi card best buy sold a.

Tim (14:04):
They sold a gps module and program for your laptop.
They did I remember you had toput it on your on.
You put it in like up on thedash, whatever yeah so I bought
that um, because I got adiscount and I bought a little
power inverter to power mylaptop and I used that bitch to
get me from here to nakadocheswow to go to.
I was visiting.

(14:24):
I was visiting a friend at SFA.

Intro (14:27):
You couldn't just use the paper map like the rest of us
peasants, or print it out onMapQuest no.

Tim (14:35):
I went ahead and bought all that.
That's also the same time Iwent in crippling debt as a
teenager because I had a.
Best Buy credit card.
And when you work at a placewith a credit card, there you
just start buying shit, yeah,and then you can't pay your
bills.
But yeah, I bought that.
And I can't remember how muchit was.

(14:56):
It was probably 100 bucks orsomething like that.

Javier (14:58):
You know, at the same time, Tom Toms and Garmins were
out and they were like four tosix hundred dollars.

Intro (15:04):
Yeah, they were nuts.

Javier (15:05):
And I worked in car audio and we sold those and like
all these people like werebuying them.

Tim (15:12):
That was one of our big money, items that we would sell,
but now they're like prettymuch fucking obsolete.

Javier (15:15):
They really are.

Tim (15:17):
Kind of Well.
So truckers still use thembecause they have specific GPSs
for 18 wheelers to have, like,all the bridge clearances and
things like that.

Intro (15:24):
That makes sense yeah.

Tim (15:25):
Which is nice.
But yeah, I mean, why would Ineed a?
I think last time I rented acar that was still an add-on.
Like you could get a GPS, yeah,you still can when.

Intro (15:35):
I was in Iceland.

Javier (15:36):
And it's like 15 bucks a day and I'm like why, when I
was in Iceland, did in your car,yeah, in iceland, yeah yeah,
most cars now have a screen andit has apple carplay I know.

Intro (15:46):
It's like they asked you for xm2.
It's like are you kidding me?
Like I don't need any of thisbullshit, I got a phone on the
on the group chat.

Javier (15:52):
I've been ordering too much tiff streets lately.
I get it.
That's really good, especiallywhenever you order warm and they
bring you the milk yeah I didbuy uh tammy a uh.
You know the uh valentine onewhere you get like a Kate Spade.
Kate Spade, what's?
The one on University Park thatall the women like Kendra.

Tim (16:11):
Scott, kendra, scott, yeah, yeah.

Javier (16:12):
Had a Kendra Scott necklace that came with it.

Tim (16:15):
Sometimes I think Dustin and I are the same person
because, yes, he says Best Buycredit card and, being an
employee, there was the downfallof his earlier credit history
Same 100%.

Javier (16:27):
I got the best advice when I got my first credit card,
shout out to Anthony.
He said, bro, max out that cardthe first day and then just
start paying little by little.
And I never paid it Like I wasbuying it.
That's why I bought like PFflyers and I would go to
American Eagle.

Intro (16:43):
Max out that card.
I thought his advice was justreporting stolen.

Javier (16:47):
No, I did that.
No, I did do that with uh hererecently just commit credit card
fraud.
It's fine, I did that recentlywith stitch fix, like cause, I
was like I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't said put package undera the truck people will steal

(17:08):
out of the front porch, and theynever did.
And so whenever I likedsomething, I'd be like, oh, it
was stolen.
And they're like where was itstolen from?
I'm like, well, then there's anote that says put it underneath
the truck.
And no one ever did.
And someone stole it.
And then I was like, okay, I'mdone with this.

Tim (17:20):
So the way you spend your money do you just have like you
should just have like of yoursiblings.

Intro (17:24):
There needs to be studies on the way that you spend your
money.

Tim (17:27):
You should have a sibling steal it.

Javier (17:29):
I did.
This is what I did one time.
I had a hoodie and I you knowjust to where you can only see
this amount and I ran up thereand I took the package and I ran
away and saved the footage formy ring camera, you know.
So just they're like, just incase you're like oh, I did uh,
one time, like 14 years ago,with on a pair of jordans, and I
was broke.
I called nike and I said can I,can you send me another pair?

(17:53):
And they're like sorry, sir,these were limited.
There were the jordan 11, um,black cats or whatever.
And they're like uh, well, wecan't give you another copy or
another pair, but we can giveyou money back.
I'm like well, I hope so.
This was a christmas present.
I'm a piece of shit man.
I'm a degenerate.
I don't know what the fuck'swrong with me.

Tim (18:12):
Wow, yeah, I mean, you've been a degenerate since day one
I still am baby, yeah oh man,yeah, I like how this is like we
just went off the rails on thisyeah, I know we didn't talk
about a normal like.

Intro (18:23):
what have you all been up to?
It's been a fucking month too,yeah so what have you been up to
?

Tim (18:27):
Planning a wedding, planning a?

Intro (18:28):
wedding, getting married in less than two weeks now Up in
Oregon and then we're going tohave our honeymoon in Palermo.
Harris, yeah, yeah, right, waityeah.
Isla Mujeres, yeah yeah.

Javier (18:41):
Right.

Intro (18:41):
Wait, yeah, isla Mujeres, no, the beach.
Like we're going to go to IslaMujeres.
Why is it not Isla?
Is it Isla, isla, isla, isla,isla Mujeres, no.
So we found this resort.
It's going to be pretty legit.

Tim (19:10):
Pretty stoked about it looking for houses because we're
looking to move to, probablylike arlington, grand prairie or
collieville time out, time outreal quick.

Javier (19:15):
Is that racist?
Is that racist what you do haveslick back hair, is it?

Intro (19:17):
no, because you know I'm a degenerate and from the chat,
apparently javier's a degeneratebecause of his hairstyle.
Is that a knock on italians?

Javier (19:21):
and mexicans that wear dickies, I mean if she's mexican
calling you out for being mex.

Intro (19:23):
Mexicans that wear dickies, I mean if she's mexican
, calling you out for beingmexican.

Javier (19:27):
She is more mexican than me because she's from san
antonio home of the home of thedirty river water, jesus christ,
and then shack talks shit aboutthe women in san antonio yeah,
it's like uh shack talks shitabout that.

Tim (19:41):
And then what is it?
The other?
Co-host Barkley.

Intro (19:48):
Oh, charles, barkley, Charles.

Javier (19:48):
Barkley yeah, he talks shit about oh Chuck.

Tim (19:51):
Yeah, Chuck talks shit about Houston, about Galveston
specifically she said it's from.

Javier (19:55):
I Think you Should Leave .

Intro (19:57):
When.

Javier (19:58):
What episode was that?
I don't remember.

Intro (20:00):
I don't know, dude, we still got to watch which I've
got.

Tim (20:02):
Friendship.
It's on the Plex.

Javier (20:04):
Oh, it is, yeah, I have one for you.

Intro (20:07):
What the Detective Pikachu with Ryan Reynolds?

Tim (20:11):
That's good.
I'm sure I can find it.

Javier (20:14):
You can't find it anywhere, so I'm requesting yeah
, I got you.

Intro (20:18):
Oh, the Sloppy Steaks skit.
Oh, such a good one that's agreat one I I interviewed for a
job today did you same company,different org.
Uh, hopefully more money didyou?

Javier (20:28):
get that burger flipping job at griff's.
It would be really cool, how'dyou?

Intro (20:31):
know, boo wouldn't.
I'm moving my way up fromregister to cook.
Is that right or is that?

Tim (20:36):
back.
I don't know I'm making moreright cook right.
I think it'd be really cool if,uh this job puts you in that
old creepy building, uh in fortworth.

Intro (20:45):
Yeah, come on, I would love that.
I don't know why they can't.
I mean they can, but it'swhatever, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, fuck them.

Tim (20:53):
But I mean, an office building is an office building,
right, right, yeah, oh rightyeah, I'm, just I'm, I feel.

Intro (21:00):
Have you ever had that feeling where it's just like
little, like life's good, right,we, we have great lives.

Javier (21:06):
We're alive, we're fortunate, whatever we're
fucking great.

Intro (21:09):
But then you get in these like bits where it's like one
little thing hits at you andthen another thing hits at you.
You're like I just need tofucking win.

JaeBoy (21:15):
Yeah.

Intro (21:16):
I just need to win, because this little thing, this
little thing and they're allfucking you're going gonna
forget about him in a month likenone of it matters, but when
they're back to back it justseems like so much I needed a
win and, man, I fucking killedthat interview that's good about
it.
That was my.
That was my dub for the for themonths on their notes they put
too eager piece of shit.

(21:38):
Acts like he likes his job letme tell you, I don't care if I
get it or not.
I'm just happy that I didn'tbomb that interview.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Javier (21:47):
Sorry guys, I just did some meth in the bag.
That's why I'm acting like this.
You can't fire me because Ihave a crippling addiction.
Right right, what's wrong with?

Intro (21:55):
that.
What's wrong with that?

Javier (21:56):
We can do better, want to do something.

Intro (22:01):
All right, javier, what do you?

Javier (22:02):
have to work for the most part.
Obviously we didn't come onlast week because a sick cat
she's doing great.
She just, just like with one ofthe other cats, jumped off.
Wanted some daddy attention shealways gets daddy attention and
I actually I made a deal withGod.
I said I don't care if my teamswin.
If none of my teams that I likenever win again and keep you

(22:22):
healthy, then I'm fine, you'regonna be the reason why all of
the teams fucking win.
All of your friends are going tohate you now I haven't bought
shoes since December and thereason is because I was like I
won't buy shoes as long as youkeep everybody healthy.
And nobody's been healthy,Everybody's been healthy.

Tim (22:37):
So we'll start buying shoes again.

Javier (22:39):
I've missed out on so many pairs that I've wanted, and
the thing is, I'm so tempted.

Tim (22:44):
Your bank account appreciates it, I'll get it.

Intro (22:47):
I'm sure.

Javier (22:47):
No, no, because we've paid at least $2,000 in vet
bills.

Intro (22:51):
Yeah, that's true, and still less than you spent on
shoes.

Javier (22:54):
Yeah, but then I get these alerts that are like oh,
jordan 4 cements are back out,multiple pairs, multiple sizes,
and mints are back out.
Uh, you know multiple pairs,multiple sizes.
And I'm like fuck, fuck,there's one pair of one, it's a
jordan for cement and I lovethose, they're amazing.
And the mars yard threes comeout this year later on.
So now I'm like well, fuck,like stupid, but I'll do it.

(23:18):
I love my, I love my cat familyyeah, but it's not real though.

Intro (23:22):
Right like, you're not really like making a deal, no,
no.

Javier (23:25):
And tammy tells me tammy's like you don't.

Intro (23:28):
She's like that's very sweet, but it doesn't work like
that, just be be a human, be asmart human and do what you want
to do.
Yeah, I know, but there wasthat, and then we got this, we
got this.

Javier (23:37):
We got this italian working at the shop and I we're
talking about this earlierbefore we came on.
Good worker, great guy.
But you know, he's very likeproud of being italian.
He's like, uh, he's 26 yearsold and he's like I went to a
place, uh, where you have aspaghetti.
You know it was shit.
This is the spaghetti here isshit.

(23:58):
And then I went to pizza overat olivella's and I saw the meat
on the pizza and I said what isthis shit?
And they said it's a meat ofpizza.
And he's like oh no, a meat ofpizza doesn't exist.
And you call pepperoni, pepperis not, and it's salami.
And I'm just like, bro, you'rejust like shitting on everything
.
And he's like I had one goodmeal here, it's good barbecue

(24:19):
down the street.
And I'm like angelo's.
He's like, yes, that's what itwas called.

Intro (24:22):
And I'm like, bro, that place is ass Dude we don't go to
fucking Italy and say like hey,your burgers are shit, true,
your barbecue's shit, yeah, fuckthat guy.

Tim (24:32):
I kind of want no hang on.
I kind of want to take him outto something good.

JaeBoy (24:39):
Take him to something good.

Tim (24:42):
Like Dane's barbecue, or you know, drag his ass over
there, be like hey, we're gonnashow you actually what texas is
about.

Javier (24:50):
You go musolini eat this fucking delicious barbecue,
which you know?
I don't think he's no, becausehe said the olivellas.
He said it was okay.
He said the pasta was okay.
And the stereotype is real.
He's like I get home from workand I'm tired and I don't make a
sandwich.
You'll make sandwiches.
I make a pasta, pasta, oil andsalt and I eat that pasta.

(25:10):
Every meal, a pasta.
And I'm like oh, okay, cool,all right, super mario, tell me
more.
And another thing too.
He was like you know, he has ahandler.
The handlers bring them here towork.
They really don't have muchtools.
He has to use some of my tools.
He used one of my hail lightsand he fucked it up and, uh, his
last days tomorrow because ofthat, his last day, his last

(25:34):
days tomorrow, my life, you'reout of here, you a motherfucker.

Tim (25:40):
No, so javier called immigration on him yeah hey so
first time mexicans called eyesno.

Javier (25:48):
So he messed up one of my lights and and there was some
things that he he's like thisand I'm like bro, I'm like that
I've had that thing for likethree years and it's, it works,
it worked.
And so he went to go drop offuh, get another rental car
because he has to go to oklahomato drop off tools.
So I went to his light that hehad brought originally.
I took the parts that he brokeof my light and I just switched

(26:11):
him out from his to mine becausehe wouldn't notice.
And so he was packing his toolsin the light inside his rental
car and he was propping thelight and then it just fell down
and he just turned and lookedat me and fell down.
And he just turned and lookedat me and I was looking at him.
He turned and looked at me likewhoop, okay, keep working, keep
working.
Is that how you work?

(26:32):
Oh shit, it looks like I'mjacking off.

Intro (26:34):
Yeah, it does.

JaeBoy (26:34):
Okay sorry, sorry.

Javier (26:36):
No, but I'm pushing, son of a bitch.
How do you push dents?
So then?
So then I'm just like, oh fuck,he does not know I have a
podcast.
He does not know that theseglasses actually translate
italian to english.
Oh shit live, were you hearingwhat he was saying?
I was going to, but I'm like,ah, fuck it, he's not gonna be

(26:56):
here much longer anyway, youknow how long did he work for
you?

Intro (26:58):
two, three weeks, three weeks.
So how do you like turn themout?

Tim (27:01):
wait a second those things translate these three, these
translate.
They do live translate, so ohyou have just sold me if you
have been on the fence if youwere speaking to me in spanish,
it will.

Javier (27:13):
That would never happen.
It will type it out, it might,but also it'll like in your, in
your ear, it'll tell you whatthey're saying.

Tim (27:19):
So it's pretty cool, yeah I , I, I would like that for the
spanish.
I mean, I could use that atwork.
Actually, that'd be really cooldo you have the?
Camera.
You have that camera onwhenever it's translating, or no
, no.

Javier (27:30):
It goes off of the mic and it just says it tells you to
look straight at them.

Tim (27:35):
So that way it'll pick it up yeah, you sold, you sold me
on that.
I'm gonna write it off.
It'll be a tax write-off shit.

Intro (27:40):
They're actually what is it?
Less than 300 bucks now, yeah,they're like 350.

Javier (27:44):
Well then, you got to get lenses if you're gonna get
yeah on the insurance right, youhave a dent repair exchange
program, pretty much like theseguys they're.

Tim (27:53):
They turn around on these yeah, because you get the guys
from like you've got italy,brazil, spain, yeah um argentina
.

Javier (28:00):
How does?

Intro (28:00):
that work.
I'm actually very curious onthis process, so like where are
you acquiring these people andwho chooses how long they work
for you?

Javier (28:09):
They have handlers and we know these handlers and they
tell you that I have three guys.

Tim (28:14):
They're coyotes, or what.

Javier (28:15):
Pretty much, Pretty much Do they get paid.
So when they work on a car theyget 40%.

Tim (28:22):
I'm going to take notes on this one.

Javier (28:24):
They get 40% of the ticket for PDR for the hail.
They don't get anything else.

Tim (28:30):
So we take away, so the handler's getting 40% right off
the top.
No, no.

Javier (28:34):
Let me break it down 40% of the PDR ticket we subtract
from them off the top.
Before we take the 40%.
We take the $500 deductible.
We subtract that off the totalPDR amount and then we charge
them a $300 shop fee Because Iget paid $100 for every estimate

(28:55):
that I write and so yeah, sobring your vehicle to quality
paintless dent removal and lethim write some fucking estimates
.
Oh my God, We've had Rafael'scar from 8, car from uh 817 for
three weeks.
State farm is behind reallylike I, yeah, I.
Finally they approved ityesterday.
Luckily he was in italy yeah,luckily he wasn't really yeah,
and so I'm almost done with thecar.

Tim (29:17):
I think I have just the roof, the trunk and the hood to
do and I should finish even ifyour car doesn't need shit done,
just bring it in there so youcan write an estimate bring it
please, no, no no no, oh, I gotanother story about that too, so
so these guys so we'll takeafter all that yeah 40 will 40,
but we'll take the deductibleand then we'll 300 shop fee and
they get 40 of that.

Javier (29:39):
So out of that 40 the handler gets 20 of that 40 okay
for doing nothing, essentiallydoing nothing for bringing these
guys in okay, I need to be ahandler who gets the 60 the shop
.

Intro (29:53):
Oh so they shop fee other fees and then you still get 60.

Tim (29:58):
Yeah, yeah, because I mean it's a.
It is the shop that these guysare working for, so they're
basically getting a.

Intro (30:03):
I I understand we're bringing the cars.

Javier (30:06):
No, no, but.
But I'll tell you what.
But if they?

Tim (30:08):
can turn and burn a product man, they can Right.
They're quick.
They finish a car in a half aday.

Javier (30:13):
Yeah, they're really fast, sometimes they're sloppy,
sometimes they don't want to.
They're I don't want to wastetime working on this.
It's, you know, taking too longand I got to work on these
other cars.
We're like, yeah, we get it,but you're getting paid to do
this, so you know whatever doesit get exhausting, like managing

(30:37):
a team that's constantlyrotating?
It doesn't happen often thehail season is only like six
months out of the year okay andyou know, during this time we'll
finish like maybe four or fivehundred cars maybe more.
Are they coming here just towork, just to make some like
really good money really quick,and then go back home, oh okay

(30:57):
so the people that are smart,the, the guys that are smart and
they see this and I'll tellthem they're they, they don't
like that.
The handler gets 20 and they,if they're trying, they learn
english or they speak prettygood english, they will make
their, make their ownconnections, because the reason
why these handlers get 20, theyhave the connections right and

(31:19):
you know they can find it makessense, they're facilitating.

Intro (31:22):
I mean it sucks, but like if you were a handler and
you're able to like also turnand burn, you got like 10 people
here and there.
Right, like you can make akilling, yeah, right, like you
can make a really good profitfor doing like what?

Javier (31:33):
nothing you bring these people and they're paying you.
There was a guy from uh brazilwho lives in carrollton.
He moved here to work and, um,he speaks pretty good english
and he told me he's like I'mdone with this guy, I don't want
you to give him the 20.
I told him I don't work for himanymore.
Um, and then, like two weekslater, the handler called me.

(31:55):
Oh, you forgot to put uh the 20.
I'm like well, you need to takeit up with him.
He told me he doesn't work foryou anymore.
That's he, him and another guy.
They broke free.
They said fuck you.
And this italian guy, he'sleaving.
We're not kicking him out.
He's leaving because he's gonnago to lubbock and work with a
friend.
But he's telling his handlerthat he's going back to italy.
And he's like, uh, I told themI'm done, I'm going.

(32:16):
If it doesn't work out, I'lljust go back to italy.
We got cars and stuff overthere.
But also the tax rates in othercountries are ridiculous.
Like, yeah, 65 tax rate initaly and and, and I'll tell you
what the brazilians that comefrom here come from there.

Intro (32:32):
Whatever they get paid shit they get like 40 right,
like it's 30 to 40, it's not Imean 25 to 33, depending on your
tax review.

Javier (32:43):
Well, 33 if you make over.
You make over $100,000,$120,000.

Intro (32:48):
But it's contract labor right, so it should be like 40%.

Javier (32:51):
It's a 1099, yeah, yeah yeah, but these guys have a way.
That's another reason whythey're getting paid 20% too.
Some of the Brazilians have toget their money wired.
They get their money wired home.
They don't have the connections.

Intro (33:10):
There are wired, they get their money wired home they
don't have the connections,there are no people to take the
money.
And they get.
They get 20.
They don't get 40, they get 20and the handler gets more.
Damn, yeah, so it's a shitty.
So this is like a handlersituation by country it is.
It's like okay, we got italianpeople because I speak italian
and I'm whatever yeah and thenyou got brazilian.
So it's not just like oneperson that's pulling in
overseas people.

Javier (33:25):
They gotta have like that's what they tell you on the
group chat.
It's not that high in italy.
That's what he told me.
He's like oh, you've got him.
Well, I think I don't know ifhe said if you make over a
certain amount, don't questionjamie in the chat.
Sorry, I'm so sorry.
That was a mistake, but it's,you know, it's kind of that's
just the way it is I.

Tim (33:41):
I mean, you don't know any better.
He's just telling you whateverhe could be lying to you
completely, he could be.

Intro (33:46):
I mean, he said he didn't break your light.
True, he's a liar, he's afucking liar.

Tim (33:50):
He's a fucking liar.
He got what he deserved.

Javier (33:53):
But then it was just so funny that he just turned around
and looked at me whenever itjust go blah, and I just looked
at why do you?

Intro (34:03):
have to use your light in the first place.
Why didn't you just use hislight?
Because?

Javier (34:06):
it sucked and it kept on coming down, and so the parts
that I took from him that werestill working, you know.

Tim (34:12):
Really made it come down.

Javier (34:13):
Sucks to suck chief.
Anyways, yeah, 43% is thehighest Interesting.

Tim (34:18):
Okay, yeah, so.

Javier (34:20):
That was my.
That's what I've been doing.

Intro (34:21):
Yeah, sorry I was very interested.

Javier (34:24):
I didn't know all that was going on, that's some weird
information.

Tim (34:31):
I didn't know.

Intro (34:32):
Interesting Very interesting.

Tim (34:34):
I have Moving on.
I have officially, my job hasno longer exists.

Javier (34:42):
Which is weird.

Tim (34:44):
I'll say now who I work for .
I worked for medstar, um, andthat's weird because I've been
there for almost 17 years.
Yeah, uh, it would be.
It would have been 17 years inseptember, and if I made it to
20 years I would have gotten acrystal ambulance.
And I'm not getting thatcrystal ambulance.
I might buy one for myself at20 years, I don don't know.
But now I work for a muchlarger entity and I have to mind

(35:06):
my P's and Q's with them too.

Javier (35:08):
On the group chat.
I mean, you're wearing a shirt,can we be?
I mean kind of, but you can buythese.
That's a cool shirt, though youcan buy these from anybody.
Yeah, this is a-, that's apretty sick shirt.

Tim (35:15):
So this is a station shirt for Station.
It says the north side.
Yeah, so hang on.
Have you seen the back?

Javier (35:23):
It looks like a shirt from Isn't the north side?
One word oh, that's pretty sick, nombre, you talked to the
wrong person.
They might mistake you for abandito.
Should I go back there?
There you go.
Okay, Need to do some squats,buddy.
Yeah, I got no ass On the groupchat.
What up guys?
Can we be on your pod?
Two Guys, One Podcast.
They record over at Rabbit Hole.

(35:46):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tim (35:48):
They had Omar over there.
Yeah, only if you want to do,only if you want to live stream
or live view.
Two Girls, One Cup.

Javier (35:58):
You've got to watch that with us.
First, though, if you want tocome on the pod, you've got to
watch Two Girls, one Cup.

Intro (36:04):
Two Guys one pod, not two girls one pod.
I know Two guys one pod.
No, no, no.

Tim (36:08):
That's fine.
We don't have to force them towatch that.

Intro (36:11):
I mean that's the rite of passage, I think.

Tim (36:14):
I'm always into having other people on.
I would love to record atRabbit Hole though.

Javier (36:17):
Yeah, that'd be fun During one.

Intro (36:20):
Tuesdays yeah.

Javier (36:21):
Tuesdays, that'd be fun.

Tim (36:22):
Yeah, it's just the whole thing with my job going away.
It's so strange to havesomething that's been a part of
you for so long.

Javier (36:34):
Yeah.

Tim (36:35):
And then it just I mean, we're still going.
I feel like it's like a spiritHalloween situation, like the
ability we hadn't even stoppedexisting and they were already
moving shit in, kind of thingand now it's just like okay, and
they're gonna put the banner onthe front.
It's like the divorce and youknow your, your new stepdad is
coming in and he's like allright, well, your stepsisters

(36:58):
are gonna sleep in this room anduh dude, before I even like
left the office because, like,I'm back on the ambulance full
time now, and before I got outof the office they were bringing
people in to look at our office.
Like oh yeah, this space willbe great for this stuff and I'm
just sitting there, fuck my life.

Javier (37:19):
They're like hey, does the Tism boy come with the
office, Matt?
No, I can't.

Intro (37:24):
I can't recover from that .

Tim (37:25):
No, you cannot, yeah it's, it's, it's, it's fucking weird.
Um, it's just a weird situation, but um, I've how has your life
changed, your schedule'schanged?
yeah, my schedule's changed so,um, basically just to kind of
give a rundown of how thingshappen, um, the week before I
started back on the ambulance,so I was on one schedule for the
last month and then we got newschedules.

(37:46):
That started, I guess, monday.
Last Monday I was told likebasically was like hey, they're
looking at maybe moving you.
You need to move back into thefield sooner than later.
I'm like, okay, we originallywere going to go till basically
june 30th and then I was gonnatrain because it transitioned

(38:09):
that july 1st be back on thetruck full-time july 1st.
And then so that last week I wasin the office, um, got to be
like I guess wednesday they werehaving conversations about me,
unbeknownst to me.
My boss gave me a heads up likehey, um, they've been having,
they've been talking about this,they're probably going to want
to want you to start earlier.
I'm like, okay, I have no ideahow soon thursday so that was a

(38:34):
wednesday thursday rolls around.
I have to go have a uhconversation with our hr
director and she's like you'refired.
No, she's like okay, so we wantyou um back now.
They want you back now.
Yeah, go ahead, give me one.
They want me back now, um.
And so it's like here's theshifts that are available.

(38:54):
Pick a shift yeah and I was like, oh shit.
So I ended up going to nine tonine.
Um, I worked my nine nine tonine and I had the weekend off
and basically it was likeThursday, went back in the
office on Friday, packed my deskup Friday, got all my stuff
moved out, and then Friday,saturday, sunday or Saturday
Sunday, back on the truck onMonday and then I worked a

(39:16):
little bit part-time up in theoffice, still doing a few little
clerical things that we neededto take care of.
I'm still named in a couple oflawsuits that I'm what Well,
things that we needed to takecare of.
I'm still named in a couple oflawsuits that I'm what I have to
well, so I have to represent.
Like I can go really in depthin my job now.
So part of it was investigatingambulance crashes and stuff
like that, and so like I have toinvestigate some of those stuff
and I have to answer and talkto lawyers, um, and because of

(39:39):
that I am, I guess, an expertwitness or whatever on some
things, and if it goes to fulltrial then I can be called in to
actually go testify.

Intro (39:48):
Did you witness all of these wrecks?
Because I would start to thinkthat if you're witnessing a lot
of wrecks, then maybe you'recausing the wrecks, 100%.

Tim (39:55):
No, I'm not witnessing the wrecks but I'm witnessing the
aftermath.
Got it.
So I got to work a little bit.
I'd come in the office for afew hours on my day off and work
and then go home, so I'd get alittle extra overtime for that.
But now it's past July 1st andwe're full on into the new
organization and all that stuff,and things are fucking wild.

(40:17):
How do you feel?
I felt like I swung right backinto it.
So now I'm on a 6A to 6P shift,which isn't terrible.
I wake up about 4, 4.30 in themorning.

Intro (40:29):
You have to wake up that time tomorrow.

Tim (40:32):
No, no, no.

Intro (40:34):
I was off today and tomorrow.

Tim (40:35):
So it's a rotating week.
So my days are always the sameon week one and always the same
on week two, but they'redifferent from week one and week
two.
Yeah, so I have to work someweekends and some weekends I
don't have to work.

Javier (40:47):
So for the most part is it better.

Tim (40:50):
No, it's not Like I'm back on a truck which is not where I
want it to be, but it's whereI'm at and we'll see how things
go.

Javier (40:59):
Is there a way for you to kind of like where you were
at in your position, um in theoffice, instead of being on the
truck?
What are there gonna be?

Intro (41:10):
positions open in the office.

Tim (41:12):
I don't, we don't know, yeah, I have no idea.
I mean, yeah, there's, there'sgonna be things that are gonna
pop up, but yeah, I have no idea, probably not what I was doing,
but I might be able to dosomething else, I don't know you
should be the spokesman, like20 people died from malaria or
something you know could be thepublic information officer.

Intro (41:27):
Yeah I mean you already have the background.
Have you ever considered I mean, you don't ever, you probably
never do a resume, you'll neverhave to worry about a resume
your whole life.
But have you ever consideredputting the podcast on the
resume?

Tim (41:38):
yeah, I've considered it it's on my linkedin is it?

Javier (41:41):
I took my linkedin.

Tim (41:42):
I took it off my linkedin because I was like oh, I don't
want, like yeah, don't look thatshit up who's?

Javier (41:47):
that beater that's on there that says vulgarity but I
mean, uh, what's?

Intro (41:52):
your glasses say that said but I have people trying to
speak spanish.

Tim (41:58):
Thank you, john cena I have had like, uh, what is it?
Um, I mean, we've had the, youknow, since 2020, so what is
that five years yeah?
Five years yeah we've fiveyears of uh like public speaking
and whatever yeah um, yeah, Imean I I thought about putting
that on the resume, I don't knowI put uh on this last time
around.

Intro (42:17):
I put like um media experience or media knowledge,
media, something like that rightto kind of like encapsulate the
fact that it's not justpodcasts, but we've done like
speaking gigs and we've done allsorts of stuff sure yeah, yeah
we've taught a fucking tcc classyeah, yeah, we did, we saw the
class, yeah, so like I.
I mean, I do think that, eventhough sometimes I don't think

(42:37):
of this as experience, it'sexperience yeah, I know I.

Tim (42:40):
I definitely think it's experience as well.
So, yeah, maybe I'll, maybeI'll do that, I don't know.

Javier (42:43):
But I mean yeah, it's a professional thing.

Tim (42:48):
I am trying to finish up my other certification in a timely
manner.
I signed up.
Is this the rectum one?
Yeah, the rectum certification.

Javier (42:56):
Yeah, yeah.

Tim (42:57):
Yeah, no, but I signed up, for I've got two classes coming
up in the fall.
I'm taking the workload that Iwas doing and just dropping it
down by one class Gross, I'mdoing six hours Rectum workload.
Six hours Rectum load baby.
Get that rectum load.
Six hours of coursework I amlike 50-ish hours left of my

(43:17):
bachelor's.
Yeah, you're not taking summerclasses right?
No, I didn't take any summerclasses so I could focus on my
other school because I'm takingthe other stuff.
But after these two classes ormaybe I might need one more I
can actually apply for myassociates, even though I'm
technically considered a juniorbased off of my hours completed.

(43:38):
But I should be able to get myassociates, which gets me more
money at my current job.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, I was about to ask whatthe benefit should uh, be able
to get my associates, which getsme more money at my current job
.

Intro (43:44):
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, I was about to ask whatthe benefit so they?

Tim (43:46):
so they pay.
They pay for degrees, and soI'll get like a.
It's like a, it's like onepercent or whatever, but still
all those little percentagesstack up yeah um, so, yeah, I'll
do that and, um, I don't know,we'll see, but it's just uh,
yeah, it's a change and it'sback to kind of a daily grind of
going to work, but it's weirdhaving random days off in the

(44:07):
middle of the week.

Javier (44:08):
I miss those.
That's one thing I miss.

Tim (44:11):
Yeah, me too.
So Lance had a Monday off orwhatever, and it just so
happened like, oh, it's myMonday off, let's go to fucking
Nickel and just have a fewdrinks and call it good.
So we go to the nickel and werun over to load out and finish
off the afternoon or earlyafternoon.

Javier (44:32):
Can I interrupt you real quick?
Go home.
Yeah, we have 11 people onright now, so hello, what's up
everyone?
If you're wanting to be on theshow live, call 817-677-0408 and
you can be live on the air117-677-0408.
And you can be live on the airand you can be on and we can
make fun of you or you can makefun of us.

Tim (44:50):
Whatever, talk about, whatever you want, it's been,
it's been.
Man, I have a story that Ican't tell.

Intro (44:56):
Then why bring it up?
Yeah, why bring it up?
We're on a podcast.

Tim (45:00):
Either say it or don't say it.
So there was something that,okay, I'm going to be very vague
, please do.

Intro (45:05):
At least we get something out of this.

Tim (45:06):
There was something that happened and I had to kind of
investigate it and a personaccessed something that they
weren't supposed to access andattempt to take, and they turned
a radio on and it just happenedto be playing and they turned
the radio on.
Yeah, and it just happened tobe playing the Harvey Danger

(45:30):
song.
Flagpole Sitta.
Oh yeah, and it was at thepoint of the main hook chorus
part where it was.

Javier (45:36):
I'm not sick, but I'm not well.

Tim (45:48):
And the person was clearly not sick, but they weren't well,
they dead.
No, no, no, no, no.
They were, um, they wereescaping someplace and something
happened, jesus things happened.
It was just like this very itwas a mental unwell, not like a
healthy but it was like I'm notsick, but I'm not well it was a
very like I like.

Intro (46:01):
The irony behind it was like wow, that like wow that's
weird, yeah, okay, so, yeah.

Tim (46:06):
So life has been just turned upside down, but it's.
I mean it's, it's all right,we're making it happen.

Javier (46:10):
I don't know how much do we don't like.

Tim (46:12):
I have no idea what my paycheck is going to really look
like compared to what I wasmaking versus his first paycheck
.
It's been like you owe us.
I'm a afraid of that.
So, one of the things that Ihad a retirement plan and some
people are going to scoff atthis, but I had a retirement

(46:32):
plan, we had a 457, which islike a government thing, and
then we had what's kind of likea 401K, but it's a 401A.
So I have two accounts withwork and I went ahead and cashed
out my 457 completely.
Yeah, to just take it wasn't awhole lot of money in it, um,
but to take that money and andpay off some debt that I had

(46:53):
reoccurring, you know,reoccurring bills or whatever
and pay that off.
That way I can make sure I havean extra you know, you know,
three, four hundred dollars orwhatever yeah, um, coming in and
a lot of people are like, whywould you do that with your
retirement?
I'm like I have no idea.
I got to pay my bills, that'sthe whole thing.
So I have no idea I'm puttingother money back in retirement.
I have a mandatory pension thatI'm paying into, plus I'm

(47:15):
contributing to the union andI'm contributing to their
political action campaign thingtoo, or the PAC, and so I'm
contributing a lot of money to alot of things.
Um, that's just right off thetop of my my check, so I have no
idea what my my paycheck isgoing to look like shit you know
you don't have to do all thatright.

Intro (47:35):
I don't think you have, it's not.

Tim (47:36):
I don't have to contribute to the pack yeah, um, but I am
okay for right now this is likeone of those things that they're
gonna like stab you in the theback.
No, no, no, no, no, I can drop.
I'm contributing max to thepack right now and I can drop
that down.
Oh, okay, so just a lot ofweird things happening, but you
know, it's just life and lifecomes with change.

Intro (47:56):
You know what they say Life comes with change.

Javier (48:05):
Yeah, I buy bitcoin.

Tim (48:06):
That's right, just buy bitcoin no, you need to buy dong
coin.
It's a new coin I'm introducing.
You could do an old.
Uh the old school, uh rug poolsituation.
Yep, long don silvers long dongsilver what can we make?
A meme coin?

Intro (48:17):
yeah we've already talked about this.
How do we make it like we gottafigure that out?
Panther meme coin no schlong,we can do panther schlong.

Tim (48:26):
Okay, long dong, panther schlong so what's that thing?

Javier (48:29):
by the thing, you see that number one.

Intro (48:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Tim (48:34):
Herbie and Chrissy's are like they've got crowns and
that's it.
Yeah, because they're alwaysinteracting with us Okay.
And the people need to know.
The people need to know to feelit all right, so enough of that
let's get into the shit.
Actual shit, yeah, so it's theshit I wanted to bring up uh
recently texas monthly's 2025top barbecue that's not even
that recent anymore.

Intro (48:52):
God damn, it's been a month ago.
It's been a month.

Tim (48:55):
That's bad yeah, so just for people who don't know that
texas monthly releases a listevery four years and and four
years ago the reigning uhchampion was goldie's barbecue,
which we had jerby on, and youcan go back and watch that
episode.
Uh barbecue lies and I can'tremember what number it was, but
it was a very controversial one.

(49:16):
We still get random comments onthat one right all the time.
Um, I want to go over a coupleof people Like so DFW made the
top of the list again, withGoldies coming in at rank number
three.
They're down from number one.

Intro (49:36):
Right, which is fine.

Tim (49:37):
Still top three.
It's huge.
I didn't think they would holdnumber one forever.
There's going to be otherbarbecue joints right, rotations
too yeah.
And so that's good.
It's still a huge thing, butDanes Hell yeah.
Where did Danes come in atthey're ranked?

Intro (49:55):
I want to say it was seven or eight.
Yeah, yeah, it's been so long.
Now I want to say it was seven.

Tim (50:00):
Smoking Ash Barbecue, which we haven't tried yet, which?

Intro (50:02):
is out in Arlington.

Tim (50:03):
It is that Ethiopian-Texas barbecue fusion.
They came in at number six soI've been wanting to try that
one.
Panther City Barbecue isanother returning favorite,
Dane's again.
Like I said, All these top tenplaces and Suburb came in in the
top 52.

Intro (50:23):
Oh yeah, you're right, the one you went to the food
truck Number one was what?

Tim (50:26):
Burnt Bean.
Oh man, Burnt Bean Co Down inSagina.

Intro (50:31):
Yeah, we went there.
Roy, Danny and I went therebecause it wasn't too too far
from Danny's place.
Man, we waited in line.
I was like I've never evenheard of this place.
Dude, it was stellar, like Iget it.

Tim (50:42):
I think like so every barbecue joint to get number one
.
I mean you're hitting all thethings right, right, but even
like with number one, I thinkthere's.
I've always said Dane's sidesare by far like my favorite
sides that I've had and so, likeI think you've got to, like you
separate some of these thingsand, like Dane's comes in number

(51:03):
one on their sides, we go toGoldie's and their sausage.
That they're doing out there,that's.
You know, that's a number onesausage that they've got,
because it's what Cambodian orno.

Intro (51:16):
I thought it was Vietnamese, Vietnamese, yeah.

Tim (51:19):
It's Pacific Island or not.

Javier (51:20):
Pacific Island.

Intro (51:21):
Really.
I think island or not really Ithink so yeah, I think it's
cambodia but it's like our uhsoutheast asia it's, it's a yeah
, uh, yeah, look it up um lookit up.

Javier (51:30):
I feel like it's cambodia.
No, no, have christy, look itup.
Look it up, christy.

Tim (51:32):
I don't know anyways jamie, you take these little elements
from each one and I think youcould form like the perfect
plate like the perfectfrankenstein yeah, you get the
frankenstein right.
So I want the sausage fromgoldies.
I want a dane's burger, rightyeah, fuck, okay, burger, and

(51:53):
then I want um dane's beans.
Their beans are fantastic yeahI want that little weird stuff
that uh goldies has.

Intro (52:02):
Excuse me.

Tim (52:04):
The stuff that looks unappealing, but it's very good.
Oh they're like.
It's like a.
It looked like a porridgealmost.

Intro (52:11):
Yeah, like Virginia mash or something.
It was like a different yeah itwas weird.
I don't know what it was calledwe're talking about Goldie's,
yeah.

Tim (52:18):
I want that from Goldie's.
I want their beans from Dane'sI want danes a danes burger on
the side, yeah I think that's aside.

Javier (52:26):
I want to say that can be, that burger can be its own
side.
And then I'm trying to think oflike we were both wrong.

Tim (52:32):
It's lao lao, oh lao yeah yeah well, cambodia and lao are
really close if you look at onthe map you're like oh, mr khan,
vietnam lao and they're not thesame thing we should know
they're not the same thing.

Intro (52:42):
We should know that they're not the same thing.
We fucked, we fucked up.

Tim (52:47):
I don't know where I'm getting my brisket, though.

Javier (52:49):
That's where I'll try it Well.
So it's kind of hard becauseBecause I haven't tried all the
places, right?
No, there's too many places totry, I mean.
But I'll.

Intro (53:02):
Really.

Javier (53:02):
Yeah, I'll usually get like sausage or turkey.

Tim (53:04):
Yeah.

Javier (53:05):
I'm a turkey man, so I'll judge.
I'll judge a place.

Tim (53:07):
I like turkey too, but you know a lot of barbecue places
that I grew up eating.
If you got turkey, it was dryas shit, right.
So I will judge a barbecueplace by their turkey.
Yeah, they can make a goodturkey.
It's a good barbecue.

Intro (53:26):
I'll tell you who has, because it gave me food
poisoning.
Uh, did you mention the beefrib at the beef rib at gold
goldies?

Tim (53:28):
come on.
Oh my god, yes, but I wantpanther city barbecue.
Yeah, their beans give dane'sbeans a run, for they're two
different types of beans though.
Yeah, but they have like theborracho beans that are are well
seasoned, fantastic, butthey're brisket elote, though
come on, that's a whole ass mealyeah, you know, and that's
starting to, other places arestarting to do brisket, elote or

(53:50):
other.

Javier (53:50):
I kind of want to go on like a I want to do a dfw
barbecue tour.

Tim (53:54):
You know, we talked about doing it, we talked about tours,
we do, we talk about togetherand I'm there, I'm there.
Uh, I want to do strip clubtour.

Javier (54:01):
I mean because, especially I know, you're gonna
have your bachelor party overthere in Oregon.

Tim (54:09):
I thought you were going to say Oakland.
I was like that's what we'redoing.

Javier (54:11):
He's going to go to Oakland, to the.
I was going to say somethingterrible.

Intro (54:14):
Yeah, please don't.

Javier (54:15):
Hey, we need to do that.
Hey, Rick's Cabaret or Bucks.

Intro (54:19):
Would this be a post-bachelor bachelor?

JaeBoy (54:21):
party.
Yes, yes.

Intro (54:24):
Yes.

Tim (54:24):
But I want to go to Smokin' Ash.

Javier (54:28):
Me too.

Tim (54:28):
I would like to go out there, lance and I have been
talking because he sent me theTikTok of Smokin' Ash like
months and months and months ago.
I'm like, oh yeah, I want totry that place out because it
looks fantastic.
So I'd like to start, probably,with Smokin' Ash.
I want to go there.
I want to go to sabar um, Ihaven't been to, uh, terry
black's yet.
Here I heard it was.

Javier (54:47):
I heard the sides were good, but the meat wasn't terry
black's over there because wewent, uh, when we were visiting
danny and courtney yeah, yeah,yeah down in uh new broncos.

Intro (54:58):
There's like two or three of them, there's like a bunch
of them but I really think weshould, we should go in and we
should.

Tim (55:03):
it'll probably take a month , but we go, hit the DFW
barbecue spots, right, and weput out our own list Like out of
DFW this is where we're rankingthe Funky Panther barbecue list
.
And I don't want to upsetanybody, but what if Danes
doesn't reign supreme for us?
What if it's someone else?
Dan Woods Tailgater's Barbecueover in Weatherford, their

(55:24):
barbecue is really fucking goodtoo.
You know what if danes doesn'treign supreme for us?
What if it's someone else?
Uh, dan woods, uh, tailgatersbarbecue, uh, over in
weatherford their their barbecueis really fucking good too.

Javier (55:30):
Um that, I think we should do that I think the list
obviously constitutes kind ofthe same rules as, like a
michelin star, it's not justgoing to be the first visit the,
the way the's served or the wayyou eat it, the way you get it
is constant the flavor obviouslyyeah, you got to go a couple
times, have y'all watched thebeer already.

(55:51):
Did y'all watch the new season?

Tim (55:53):
No, I haven't seen it.

Javier (55:53):
No, I haven't.
Like this isn't a spoiler, butlike Cousin Richie's, like they
find out who the guy is and he'slike perfect, nothing changes.
We're going to do the samething with every customer and
it's going to be the same.
Oh yeah, speaking of Michelin,yeah, yeah.

Tim (56:16):
I need to watch it.
I haven't watched the newseason yet.

Javier (56:18):
What did you think?
Everything was great until thelast episode.

Tim (56:24):
Speaking of the bear, can I just say something?
Maddie matheson um.
He is now in a hardcore bandand oh, I saw and he put out his
uh, they put out their debutalbum and what's funny is a lot
of people are talking so muchshit about it because it's a.
It's a celebrity, yeah, that's.
Uh has another.
You know another celebrity hasa band or whatever, yeah.
But what I think people don'trealize is that Matty grew up in

(56:46):
that scene up in Canada and hasbeen a part of that he's what
we call a hardcore kid.
He was in those hardcore punkscene and this was completely
natural for him and yeah, it's aside project.
But I listen to the albumcompletely.
It's very 80s and 90s punk,hardcore punk inspired.

(57:08):
You can tell he's having a lotof fun and if you watch any of
the videos of him on stage, thatdude is just fucking killing it
.

Javier (57:14):
He's having a good time.
He's my favorite side characteron the Bear.

Tim (57:18):
Oh yeah.

JaeBoy (57:19):
He's such a baby.

Intro (57:21):
He comes into the doorway just having his face.

Javier (57:23):
Yes, oh my God, we just died laughing every time on the
group chat I did something bad.
And then she's like oh honey,you could never do anything.
I love you so much.

Tim (57:36):
Fuck you, get the fuck out that was so good I watched the
interview with him talking aboutthat, and so whenever it was
first brought up to him, youknow, they asked like, like the
whole thing, could you act orcan you act right?
Yeah, and he was like no, Ireally think I could act, but he
didn't want to do you know themain character be a chef or
whatever any of that stuff andum did you watch his show on

(58:01):
vice whenever it was out?
watch his show.
No, I've watched all of.
I've watched all of his shows.
I'm a huge Matty Mathis fan.
I've got his cookbook.
He talked about that.
He wanted to be the mechanic orthe service guy, the person who
fixes shit, because he is thefurthest thing away from that.
He can't fix anything.

Intro (58:20):
It's funny.
People watching the Bear andI've been seeing a lot of memes
are like did it's funny?
People watching the Bear andI've been seeing a lot of memes
are like did you know that thisgoofy dude is actually the only
chef on the show?
Yeah, yeah, it's like peopledon't realize.

Javier (58:29):
The other guy who is the writer and creator of the show.
He's the guy that owns Mr Beef.

Intro (58:41):
Like in real life.
In real life, okay, but he'snot acting in the show.

Javier (58:47):
He is, he is.

Tim (58:47):
he's one of the guys that works at the uh sandwich station
really yeah I didn't know thatone yeah, so I'm, I'm a, I'm a
huge, yeah, I'm a huge maddiefan, and so I think it's cool.
Uh, I listened to his album.
I like it, I'm.
I'm hoping they go on tour andstart hitting up some places
down south, and I'd love to gosee them live.
It would be a good time.

Javier (59:07):
Did you hear?

Tim (59:07):
that yeah, I did.

Intro (59:09):
I don't know what it said .

Javier (59:09):
Those are my glasses.

Tim (59:11):
Was it?
Oh, your glasses were talkingto you.
Huh yeah, okay.
So anyways, I think we shouldgo on a barbecue tour and I
think we should pick some stuffout.

Intro (59:25):
What's your current favorite barbecue place in DFW
right?

JaeBoy (59:27):
now.

Intro (59:27):
No, I'm not going to do that.

Javier (59:27):
Okay, you're not going to do that.

Intro (59:28):
I'm not going to do that because I think that they've all
, to your point, have gotsomething to provide.
If I want a beef rib, I'm likeman.
I just need something that'sgoing to make me down and out
for the next week.

Javier (59:39):
I'm going to go and I'm going to go get that beef rib.

Intro (59:41):
If I want a good burger or sides or I mean basically the
whole deal, I'm going to go toDane's.
If I want to get some gooddrinks and have a good
atmosphere and vibe, I'm goingto go to Panther City Because I
think that their vibe issuperior.
It's not really just a barbecuejoint, it's like a bar and
restaurant, you know what.

Javier (59:56):
I mean Great patio too.

Tim (01:00:00):
Suburb is fucking one.
I'm a fan of Brick's.
I like Brick's.

Intro (01:00:03):
Brick's is great.
Brick's is amazing theirbreakfast burritos and the
burgers man.

Javier (01:00:07):
That place is great, which Danes also does breakfast
burritos too.

Intro (01:00:10):
See, I haven't been back to Danes, sorry, bro, they're
fucking bologna sandwich Sincethey did nights, now they're
open all day, their bolognasandwich?

Tim (01:00:20):
I think we know the answer to this, but would you wait four
hours for brisket?

JaeBoy (01:00:23):
Yes or not, just brisket , but barbecue.

Javier (01:00:25):
Yes.

Tim (01:00:25):
Because we have.
We've gone to Goldie's andwe've sat out there for several
hours.

Javier (01:00:28):
Well, jerby had a good point and it's actually
something if you're going to goto like an artisan, because
that's what it is right.

Intro (01:00:34):
Right.

Javier (01:00:35):
Artisan barbecue.
He said you can, or you can getthere when we open and have a
little bit of whatever's left,right.

Intro (01:00:50):
I don't think I would do four hours anymore.
Four hours is a stretch, right.
I would do two hours max.
Because there's too many goodbarbecue joints for me to have
to like.
I mean, unless it was somethingnew, right, like, we go down to
Austin we're going to check outthat new.
Like was it something in lewisor something like that barbecue?
I would wait four hours becauseI want to go there.
Real bad and I've never beenthere but like if it's a joint
that we've been to before okay,so I'm going to ask about this

(01:01:11):
waiting thing though okay allright.

Tim (01:01:13):
So, uh, it's a little bit cold outside.
Yeah, parking lot's got a lotof cars.
Nobody's in line, everybody'sin their car.
Okay, it's 10 minutes toopening.
You're the first one out of thecar, even though you got there
maybe like 15 minutes beforethey open fuck that.

Intro (01:01:29):
There's a line you don't know.
Is there a car?

Tim (01:01:31):
no one right but I'm saying there's no line.
There is no line, it's coldokay so this is a hypothetical,
hypothetical.
Never happened, okay you getout, even though you didn't wait
in the car as long as some ofthe other ones first.

Intro (01:01:43):
First one in line is first one in line.
It doesn't matter when the carparked Okay.

Javier (01:01:47):
Yeah, all right, I feel the same.

Tim (01:01:49):
I feel the same way Because I could have gotten out an hour
ago, you could have suffered.

Intro (01:01:53):
You could have been hot, warm in your car enjoying your
hot cocoa.
And I'm first in line because Ijust got here and I'm willing
to wait in the cold.

Javier (01:02:01):
I'm taking that advantage.
Yeah, for sure, everyone's intheir car.
No, I'm running up, I'm runningover there, and that's me first
one.

Tim (01:02:10):
All right.
So if we did a Funky Pantherbarbecue pop-up, what would it
be called and how fast would thehealth department shut us down?
I mean, I don't want to do thecooking ourselves, right, but
like I think we couldsuccessfully do some sort of
Funky panther barbecue pop up orsomething like that Moist

(01:02:33):
panther Meat.

Intro (01:02:36):
Moist bone for your mouth .

Tim (01:02:39):
We would call the pop up moist bone for your mouth.

Javier (01:02:41):
Yeah, I like the moist panther barbecue pop-up I like
that moist panther meat and sometitan sausage some titan
sausage yes we gotta get withben and and see if we can do a
pop-up.

Tim (01:02:55):
I actually, uh, I went to south side cellar ben, our
friend, uh ben is up thereworking and, um, I asked him I
was like like so when are yougoing to bring the Sakushi Sando
back?

Javier (01:03:07):
Oh Ben.

Intro (01:03:09):
Yes.

Javier (01:03:10):
Yes, ben, yeah, when is he going to bring it back out?

Tim (01:03:14):
No, he said he's got some stuff in the making.
He wants to do some pop-upsMouth meat barbecue.

Intro (01:03:19):
I don't even know Ben's last name anymore, because I
just know him by his originallast name.
So I don't even know Ben's lastname anymore, because I just
know him by his original lastname.

Tim (01:03:26):
So I don't know.
I actually I'm thinking aboutit.

Intro (01:03:27):
He's got a new last name.
Yeah, he's got a new last namebut I don't remember what it was
.
Sloppy Barbecue.

Tim (01:03:30):
You know, you said you know him by his original last name.

Javier (01:03:33):
Yeah, he's got a new last name.
Yes, panther Q.

Intro (01:03:39):
What?
That's a different things he'sdoing like some podcast stuff
for them and, uh, it's prettycool to see.
Except I've been to south sidesellers like two or three times
over the past month or so andhe's never there yeah, so
whenever I went, uh, man, theywere actually.

Tim (01:03:52):
It wasn't that it was busy, but it had a.
They had a good amount ofpeople that were there and
that's nice, um, because it's aplace that I really like, south
side seller a lot and I wantedto stick around.
We lost our Taps and Caps Right, which by far was one of my
favorite places, just to go havea beer.
They always had a good rotation.
Southside Cellar.
They've got a great rotationand they do have their THC

(01:04:14):
seltzers, which brings me to ournext segment.
Did you get in their bottle?
logic, though, when they had it,though no, I did not, so that
brings me to the next segment,that Governor Hot Wheels decided
to veto the THC ban.

Javier (01:04:30):
An hour before.
An hour before.
An hour before.
First and foremost, I'd like tosay this to the governor Fuck
you anyway.

Tim (01:04:36):
Do you know anything about Dan Patrick?
Yeah, he's a piece of shit cuck, but do you know what he was
before politics?

Javier (01:04:42):
I think a child molester allegedly no a race car driver.

Tim (01:04:44):
He was a radio host.
Did you mean racist?

Javier (01:04:48):
Racist in a car driver.

Tim (01:04:50):
Racist in a car, yelling.
He had nothing with politics.
He was nothing Really.
He was a radio DJ.

Javier (01:04:58):
Was he like a I have no idea what's his name Howard
Stern?
No, he wasn't that.
He's like I like titties andbarbecue.
It was like a conservativeradio station, I'm sure.

Tim (01:05:08):
Which is funny because, governor Hot Wheels, he was a
judge Like a Supreme Court ofTexas judge Right.

Javier (01:05:15):
And then he sued the tree and then he won.

Tim (01:05:17):
Yeah, and then he turns around and makes it where you
can't win that much money everyeah, did you not know about
that?
I win that much money ever.
Yeah, did you not know aboutthat?
I didn't know.
So.
So the tree that fell, the treethat fell on on um, on governor
abedin, paralyzed him, he'sbeen paralyzed since he's been
in his like 20s or whatever.
Yeah, so he turns around and hesues uh, the tree, the state
okay, I believe it was the state.

(01:05:38):
Anyways, he sues, wins a shitton of money.
And then he made a law to wherethere's basically a cap and you
can't do that, wow.

Intro (01:05:48):
Yeah, wow, so he took advantage of it.

Tim (01:05:51):
He's like no, just me.

Intro (01:05:52):
Yeah, Well, it's nice to know that we can still get our
products, though, and from thechat, hot Fusion's got a THC
drink.
Yes, I saw that they have a newseltzer.
They put it out on the socialmedia man.

Tim (01:06:03):
I haven't been to Hop Fusion in a while.
Is his hoops playing over thereany?

Intro (01:06:07):
time.

Tim (01:06:07):
No, unfortunately I don't think he's playing at all while
he's here.
A lot of places got thesehandlers now and they've got
their normal lineup.
It's hard.

Intro (01:06:17):
And they've been so busy They've got some every weekend
and so that's the only timethey'd want him is on the
weekends and he's like I can't,I wish, but hop, fusion's got
one.
Martin house has obviously gotthe.
The powerhouse seltzer, umturning points, got one.
I had it not too long ago.
It slapped hard like it wasreally good.
So, like all these places thatare again we talked about it on

(01:06:38):
the last pod right like allthese local breweries are
getting into the game so it wasnice that, uh, I think I see
some writing on the wall herethat they're not in the room.

Tim (01:06:48):
But as to what happened with the whole Abbott and Dan
Patrick showdown, okay, so youknow, the lieutenant governor is
actually like they are.
The is the most powerful man orpowerful position within, like
the, the texas, the state senate, um no, you're right, powerful
man.
He's most powerful man.
I don't think we've ever had afemale lieutenant we had a

(01:07:09):
female lieutenant.

Javier (01:07:10):
We've had a female governor.
We shout out to ann richard.
We had ann richard, yeah, um.

Tim (01:07:16):
So he's like the most powerful person and he
threatened literally threatenedto hold up.
Like, if you don't vote, yes,I'm going to hold up Congress,
essentially, and he can do that.
So this whole showdown betweenthem, obviously Dan Patrick's
like I'm not mad.
I'm not mad, but I don'tunderstand why.
He basically says we want tohave marijuana here in Texas.
That's what he said.

(01:07:37):
Yeah, motherfucker,motherfucker, we do.
That's.
The thing is that even on theconservative side of things, the
polling is showing that evenlike these conservative people
are saying like wait a second,that's, this is a little bit
overstep right like nanny.

Javier (01:07:52):
It's a nanny state.

Tim (01:07:53):
Let them let them make the decision if they want to now.
Do we need to have moreregulation on it?

Intro (01:07:57):
sure we probably shouldn't have gas stations
selling yeah, you're right,right, but the places that are
doing it right with the qr codes, and you know, yeah like the
right the going through all thefucking tape, because there's a
ton of it and doing it right,let them.

Tim (01:08:10):
That's.
That's where it needs to beright.
And so there's this whole thingwith that, and I think that
abbott saw the writing thatshowed that, look, if I don't
veto this, I'm fucking out.
Yeah guess who's not going toget elected.
Dan patrick, he's out, he's,he's, he will not be fucked up
if he.

Intro (01:08:25):
If he does get re-elected , I'll be really fucking
surprised yeah, because I meanlike you've got what you've got
um farmers right that aregenerally making right yeah yeah
right and that's a ton of jobsand a ton of money.
You You've got veterans thatwere, but you know Dan Patrick
was like well, it's not.

Tim (01:08:44):
You know, it's not all the it's, it's not local businesses.
They all have the same.
Look the stores look the sameand they're all selling the same
product.
The cartels involved?
Yeah, he's like it's probablythe cartel or whatever it's
stupid.

Javier (01:08:58):
It's just a bunch of fear-mongering and, honestly,
the most disappointing thingabout it being in Texas, they
don't put it to a vote.
Other states have put it to avote for the people to vote on
it.

Tim (01:09:10):
Yeah, I mean at this point, if they put it to a vote it
would pass, but everything Whoa.

Intro (01:09:15):
It's got a little bit lower hey buddy yeah you're a
little shorter now.

Javier (01:09:18):
Everything should be put to a vote, Everything that's
brought up in session oremergency session.
The people need to vote on itBecause you're letting these
people with terrible agendasthat are going off of their
beliefs and their church.

Tim (01:09:30):
Well, I mean he receives.
So it's not even that hereceives so much money in his
campaign.
That's from the alcoholindustry.
Right.

Javier (01:09:40):
That's what it comes down to.
Yeah, and on the group chat,the cartel would actually
benefit it if it were.
Yeah, yeah, the cartel got anin, like we don't.

Tim (01:09:46):
We don't need the stores and the proper avenue, yeah so I
mean make it, uh, you knowthese, these little fly-by-night
places that opened up shop andare selling shit without any
regulation, they that needs toprobably be looked at.
And and I'm good with makingthe packaging not look like
they're for kids, like I'm goodwith that, yeah, that's that's,

(01:10:07):
that was an argument.
Make it you know, whatever.
If again like, make it look youknow more targeted towards
adults, which a lot of the stuffthat I've seen?
Right, I can't consume any ofit.
I have no skin in this game,but I've seen these products
where it doesn't look.
I mean, it looks like, uh,looks like one of those you know
.

Intro (01:10:27):
But I mean I've bought cheap product before and it's
just fucking garbage.
So, like normal people aregonna, I mean, yes, sure, I
agree, I don't need to get intoit.
They do need to ban a lot ofshit.
Regulations are going toresolve that.

Tim (01:10:41):
And I can say just recently I mean it's on the news a girl
in White Settlement, albeit shewas underage, bought she
arranged something to buyillegal vape pens off of
somebody for $300 or so.
The dude shows up, takes her$300 and shoots her three times.

Intro (01:10:58):
Jesus so.

Tim (01:10:59):
I mean make it a legal avenue for people to, because we
got shit like that happening,right.
Yeah, granted, it's an underageperson that was buying it and
they wouldn't be able to buy itlegally, but still that just
shows that kind of market.
If there's not a legal avenue,then you're putting people who
consume this stuff on a regularbasis or whatever, at a higher
risk.

(01:11:19):
Yeah, yeah, so good on them.
But like that, that solidifiedwhat habits gonna get re-elected
.

Javier (01:11:25):
Dan patrick's out I mean , I think that there's more lax
regulation when it comes to gunscompared to marijuana.

Intro (01:11:32):
No, I disagree.
I don't know.
I mean you could buy the what?

Javier (01:11:36):
what is it?
The gun show laws?

Tim (01:11:39):
They still run a background show If I go to a gun show.

Intro (01:11:44):
Believe me so if I go to a gun show.
I was with someone that triedto get a gun and were turned
away.
And they're not bad people.
They had like one minor thingon the record and they weren't
able to get it at a gun show.

Javier (01:11:53):
A minor.

Tim (01:11:54):
Yes, they had a minor.
No, yes, they had a minor thing.
It was a minor offense.

Javier (01:11:57):
So whatever.

Tim (01:11:58):
I bought a handgun at a gun show once, yeah, and they took
my CHL, which makes it a littlebit easier because I've already
gone through a lot of thebackground check stuff, but they
still ran my background.

Javier (01:12:11):
Somebody told me they sold me a gun and they were like
just tell them, you bought itat a gun show.

Tim (01:12:16):
Well, now, if I okay, as you'll see people walking around
with signs saying whatever.

Intro (01:12:23):
Well, yeah, I mean, I'm talking about, like, not vendors
I'm right so yeah, I could justgive you a gun yeah, but that's
there I could give you drugstoo.

Tim (01:12:31):
Like they're making it now where you actually like.
If I sold you a gun I'msupposed to like submit
paperwork and and do it dude.
I don't even know where so muchhas gotten from there's no
problem, like there's no talent.
It probably it came from russiaright, okay cool, all right, so
uh, but back on the whole.
Uh, thc thing so we're safe now, safe ish I mean they can still

(01:12:53):
change they're.
They're going through like, uh,the emergency sessions and all
that stuff again, but um, it'sbeen vetoed, so you can.
Um, not stock up like goodgoods, not stock up like we did
with toilet paper during thepandemic I was ready.

Intro (01:13:08):
I had a cart full at hometown hero.
I was so ready buy it all butthat dan patrick special though,
that stuff slaps hard, yeah,yeah um, I swung into, uh,
what's that place?

Tim (01:13:23):
uh, the the one that's the drive.
Yeah, I just I've never beeninto the one on south main yeah
just to like see how it is it'sa nice store, very nice um, you
know, and it feels warm andwelcoming and inviting.
Apparently they have badasssuckers.
That that's what I heard too.
I heard the same thing.
They had a Rice Krispie Treatsand different things like that.

(01:13:46):
I was like, wow, this is prettycool.
I really wish that I couldconsume these products.
Yeah, I bet, as of right now Ican't, but who knows, the law
might change and make it wherewe so can, all right.
Make it where we, uh, where weso can, right, all right.
I do want to bring up um, youknow, there was a, there was a
plane crash in india.

Intro (01:14:07):
Oh, the indian this is a long time ago too.

Tim (01:14:09):
I feel like we're so delayed yeah, and you've said so
, I believe.
I believe we now have theindian version of chad.
Right, he did it because hewalked away.
Soul survivor walked away.
He sat in a certain spot butapparently another plane had
crashed in and it was the samespot that was it 13a, I think
yeah, 13a was 11a yeah, sojavier's gonna be buying all his

(01:14:32):
tickets where he's gonna be 11a.

Javier (01:14:34):
Now, bitch, I ain't flying until they make
teleportation devices umridiculous dude I fucking Dude.
I fucking hate it.
Man, I fucking hate it.
Would you rather get on a train?

Tim (01:14:43):
Yes, I've gotten on a train before and take the train.
That's going to take you 36hours.
Of course you're going to takeit double the time.

Javier (01:14:50):
I took a train Remember, for Jesus is a Bachelor Party.
I took a train to Austin.
It was like an eight-hour trainride.
Like an eight hour train ride.
It's not that long.
It was eight hours, oh yeah.

Intro (01:14:58):
Danny goes, uh, Danny goes to new Braunfels and it's
like six or seven via train.

Tim (01:15:02):
Yeah.

Intro (01:15:02):
That's what he used to like, Like if he wanted, like
whenever he was moving he lefthis truck up here so he can go
and get the big ass U-Haul truckor whatever.
So he took a train.

Tim (01:15:20):
It takes like five or six talk that was showing like
apparently there's a train thatyou can ride from phoenix to
fort worth.
Okay, and it's, it doesn't?
It actually doesn't take.
It's like 24 hours or somethinglike that, from phoenix to fort
worth, or a little bit, alittle bit longer, but it's not
terrible.
And it's talking about like youcould see all these different
landscape changes from like thedesert to like the desert,
mountains, and then I would needa bed, yeah I would need I
would need my own cart andthey're expensive.

Intro (01:15:40):
Right, they're way more expensive to do that like we did
it one time from like italy togermany and it was like pretty
fucking cheap.

Tim (01:15:46):
It's like an overnight train ride but like, but I
looked at like amtrak if Iwanted to take a trip from, from
like, uh, you know, dfw tochicago and get a get it.
I even looked at like neworleans, like taking it to new
orleans, which isn't like thatterribly far, um, and it was
still going to be.
I think it was like elevenhundred dollars or twelve

(01:16:06):
hundred dollars to get a traincar with a with a bed yeah it
was like it's a and it's like a36 hour or 38 hour train ride.

Javier (01:16:15):
It's the experience.
You take the back roads ofamerica yeah, but I mean for.

Tim (01:16:18):
But I want a bed and I don't want to spend $1,200
because I could just take thatmoney and buy a first-class
ticket for $1,200.

Javier (01:16:25):
Yeah, but I mean I'm sure people are going to fly,
being where I need to be in likethree hours.
People that want to get ontrains are going to get on
because they like the trains.

Intro (01:16:34):
So we went to Pensacola and last year we drove and it's
really not that bad of a drive.
Right, it's like what, 11 hoursor something like that.
Not bad, but man, you fly andyou're there in like less than
two.
I'm like come on, why wouldanyone want to drive like New
Orleans?

Tim (01:16:48):
like it's not a bad drive, but it's like it is a bad drive,
but it's like an hour terribledrive.

Javier (01:16:54):
The roads in Baton Rouge are fucking ass.
I'm just saying.

Tim (01:17:02):
I'm just looking at that.

Javier (01:17:02):
Yeah, so the fail pocket Shout out to the photo of me in
the cowboy hat.

Tim (01:17:10):
Yeah, oh, the AI one.
So, it's partially AI it's notfully AI.
What I'm saying, have you seen?
So I was wearing the cowboy hatand I was dressed the way.

Intro (01:17:18):
I was dressed and it was you and it was me.

Tim (01:17:21):
But have you seen what?
So you can take photos and putit into ChatGPT and tell it like
how the style and all thatstuff and it.
It's basically you run itthrough a photo editing so I
could have taken that, I couldhave and created the same thing.

Javier (01:17:35):
I did the same thing, but I said make me look like I'm
in Muppet Babies.
Remember that show?

Tim (01:17:40):
Yeah.

Intro (01:17:41):
Yeah, so yeah, a lot of people do that for their
headshots too, like for LinkedInand shit like that.
They'll take a picture and belike, hey, make this, but make
it more professional, funnyenough.
So we've been looking at houses.
Like I mentioned, there was ahouse and Like, hey, make this
more modern.
And it painted the house for meLike it was wild, like it's
gotten really fucking good.

Tim (01:18:00):
So I took some pictures of the backyard.
I was like I would like somelandscaping, yeah, and it did
some cool shit.

Javier (01:18:05):
I'm like all right, this is what I want to do.
I've done it with my penis.
I'm like, hey, make this lookpresentable.

Intro (01:18:11):
And it just disappeared.

Javier (01:18:20):
And I unruly.
The tunic had opened up, Sorry.

Intro (01:18:21):
Tammy, it didn't make it look like the way I wanted it to
, did you really, though?
No, you can't do that.
I'm curious what Chad GBT wouldsay if he sent a dick pic.

Javier (01:18:29):
That's what I'm worried about, this thing, because what
if I'm cranking the soldier boyand it's recording me doing it
and then it's like, ha, I'll getlike something like.

Tim (01:18:39):
I got you.
I got you.
No, somehow it went on FacebookLive All right.

Intro (01:18:47):
No, your glasses like hold you ransom, like they're
like I got you for life, so backon the plane thing, though I
want to ask a question here.

Tim (01:18:54):
I want to ask you the question so what one item in
your carry-on would you use tosurvive?
I want to ask you the questionso what one item in your
carry-on would you use tosurvive?
Like, think about your normal,because you fly, you'll fly a
lot without checking bags, right?

Intro (01:19:05):
Yeah.

Tim (01:19:06):
Yeah, okay, so think of what you've got in your bag.

Intro (01:19:08):
A lot of times, I won't carry on.

Tim (01:19:10):
Oh no.
No, you check bags or.

Intro (01:19:13):
Yeah, generally like all.

Tim (01:19:15):
Okay, I'm saying you don't check bags like let's say you
don't check a bag, you got ityou got just it's a day trip
kind of thing.
You know you're only going fora couple days, you're not gonna
check a bag, you're gonna carrysomething on, not gonna worry
about all that I'm sorry it'slate.

Intro (01:19:25):
Yes, I carry on a lot.
I'm thinking like a backpack.
Yeah, I usually have like thebackpack over sure but and then
I'll have like a little fannypack um yeah, so what is?

Javier (01:19:35):
what is an?

Tim (01:19:35):
item that you typically travel with that's always on
your carry-on that you can geton a plane.
That would help you survive.

Intro (01:19:40):
Nothing is going to help me survive, not a single thing.

Tim (01:19:43):
Not the plane crash itself.
Let's just say, the aftermathof the plane crash.

Intro (01:19:47):
You're in the Amazon, the toiletry bag is about as good
as it gets.
I don't know.
I don't usually bring the bagitself.
I think my North Face bag ispretty water resistant face bags
.
You know what's gonna help mesurvive my cell phone.

Tim (01:19:58):
Oh well, that's a good one.

Javier (01:20:00):
My cell phone, my battery bank that I carry yeah,
I bring a battery whenever theytell you to brace.
Chad's just gonna be lookingstraight, he's not gonna.

Intro (01:20:07):
You know, brace for impact no, bracing is what kills
you right, it's like wheneveryou get into a car accident and
it's, it's the air up no, it'ssupposed to.

Tim (01:20:15):
it's the, it's the airline's uh way of of not
having to pay you out.
You know, they tell you tobrace or you die, right?
Yeah, I'm just making stuff up.
It's fucking ridiculous.
See, I want to fly more now.

Javier (01:20:28):
I want to fly all the time.

Intro (01:20:30):
All right, what was your worst flight?
What was the worst flight youwere ever on?
Dude, you've asked this before.
I can think of the momentmoment, and I don't remember
where we were going.
I was with sarish and the planefelt like it just fell four
feet, I can and it just feltlike, you know, your stomach is
up here and then just like backand it happened I don't know two

(01:20:50):
or three times and we're likethat was pretty rough and then
it's gone, it's over.

Tim (01:20:55):
You're over, it's fine I'm sure I'm sure christy's not
saying this about what she wouldbring on the airplane to help
her survive, but she says add atop hat.

Intro (01:21:02):
And I like to think that a top hat would be a nice
addition to survival right itseems as if she's talking about
a top hat to match what javierwas talking about when he took a
picture of his junk to make itmore presentable but just
imagine she probably is.

Tim (01:21:16):
But just imagine.
Just imagine like I pack a tophat now, for whenever I get
rescued I look fancy rescue thefancy man.

Javier (01:21:24):
He looks important.

Intro (01:21:25):
Maybe he's in congress but if you had one of those
magician top hats, you just pullwhatever out of the hat.
You can jump inside the hat.
You can jump in the hat.
I don't know where you gonobody knows nobody knows.

Tim (01:21:36):
The rabbit knows it's a magician secret the rabbit knows
if I tell you I have to killyou um.

Javier (01:21:41):
What would y'all get in?
No, no, I saw the video wouldyou get in a hot air?

Tim (01:21:45):
balloon?
Yes, I would.

Javier (01:21:46):
I saw the video from brazil I saw the video from
brazil where there was like 20people in the hot air balloon
and it burned up.
It took me back to 9-11.
People were jumping out of theballoon because they would
rather die like that than burnup.
The worst, the worst.

Tim (01:22:05):
Yeah, that would suck.
Would you punch a baby andthrow him off the Titanic just
to get on a lifeboat?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, I would too.

Javier (01:22:14):
Color me fancy, but I would totally do that.
No, that's rough Chad's goingdown with the ship.

Tim (01:22:20):
He's like I'm not even the captain, but I'm going to be in
the helm.

Javier (01:22:22):
I'm scalping a woman and I'm going to wear her hair.
Oh, I need to get on a boat.

Intro (01:22:27):
I'm not a fan of this segment, all right.

Tim (01:22:29):
All right, one more thing.

JaeBoy (01:22:32):
Yes.

Tim (01:22:34):
About flying, though.
Are you a window seat or anaisle seat?
Window seat, window seat, aisleseat?
Why, other than having to likeI, I don't mind the window but,
other than having to get up tolet somebody out.
I like being on the aislebecause I feel like I can shift
my leg a little bit and have alittle bit more room.
I like, I like that.
I don't want to sit in themiddle, I don't want to be a

(01:22:54):
middle seat person no, I I mean,you don't put a big guy in the
middle seat.

Intro (01:22:57):
That's just bad for everybody.
It's bad for everybody.
Yeah, so it's got to be aisleor window and window.
I can lean against the windowand feel pretty good about
myself.
No, fuck reclining.

Tim (01:23:07):
I don't recline either.
I will recline on aninternational flight.
Okay, do you mind if somebodyreclines in front of you?

Intro (01:23:13):
I mean like what the fuck you doing?
Although at the same time, doesit really matter?

Tim (01:23:18):
like probably not, but it does suck you know it's a
two-hour flight, like the rashof like videos people reclining,
people getting pissed off andthen they came out with those
things that you could put on aseat in front of you to keep
yeah.

Javier (01:23:29):
Christian said oh yeah, hide a parachute in the top hat
see there you go she's on to it.

Tim (01:23:34):
okay, I want to.
I want to finish this off withGross.
So there was an art piece thatwas stolen recently, all right.

Javier (01:23:46):
Was it a Banksy?

Tim (01:23:47):
No, no, no.
What is it Van?
Gogh?
It was a fully functional18-karat gold toilet.
Okay.

Javier (01:23:54):
Did it belong to Trump?

Tim (01:23:56):
I want to ask you what was the art piece titled?
I want you to take a guess.

Javier (01:24:01):
What do you think it was titled Presidential Komod.

Intro (01:24:04):
Fancy shit.

Tim (01:24:06):
Fancy shit, presidential Komod.
It was titled America.
It was an 18-carat solid goldtoilet titled America and it was
being exhibited in BlenheimPalace, winston Churchill's
birthplace.

Javier (01:24:21):
The caption it's not a golden parachute anymore, it's a
golden toilet so in uh in 2019.

Tim (01:24:26):
It was stolen by a gang who yanked it out uh out of the
plumbing.
Uh caused serious flooding andit just disappeared.
The toilet was never recovered,likely melted down.
Four men were convicted in 2025were they from el salvador 2019
?

Intro (01:24:38):
damn, and it was just convicted six years later.

Javier (01:24:42):
So that's math yeah, math, mike the bike number one?

Tim (01:24:48):
like no, I think you're number two in that.
I kind of want to know whocommissioned if it's a

Intro (01:24:52):
gold toilet.
You're gonna number two in itfor sure.
Number three if you're lucky.

Tim (01:24:56):
I feel like the gold toilet named America.

Javier (01:24:58):
That's a number one attitude.

Tim (01:25:00):
For those who don't know, I feel like the gold toilet named
America is more relevant nowthan 2019.

Intro (01:25:09):
Yeah, I mean.
However, it was still.

Javier (01:25:12):
I was going to say something towards what Hervey
just said.
He put Big, beautiful CommodeBBC yeah.

Tim (01:25:20):
So if you were going to commission a new one, a golden
toilet, the Big, beautifulCommode would be a good one.
I like that one.
I was thinking of maybe on thelines of like what is that the
whatever time machine thing?
Magic time machine, no, magicTime Machine, that restaurant,
you know the whatever timemachine thing, the magic time

(01:25:41):
machine?

JaeBoy (01:25:41):
No, magic time machine, that restaurant, oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yes.

Tim (01:25:44):
Be like, or like what is it ?
Dr Pedastrian's wonderful,whatever emporium?

Javier (01:25:50):
You know this?
Yeah, no, it's Mr Magorium'swonderful emporium.

Tim (01:25:53):
Okay, whatever I'm thinking of like Trump's wonderful dump,
that's a good one Something.

Javier (01:25:57):
I'm thinking of, like Trump's wonderful dump, that's a
good one.

Tim (01:25:58):
Something along those lines .
Yeah, yeah, that's what I wouldname it at this point Nice
Trump or dumper.
I can't think of a better pieceof art to steal, though.
That would make you a lot ofmoney Because you could melt
that down.

Javier (01:26:11):
You could.

Intro (01:26:12):
Yeah, that'd be.
It's a lot of gold.
It is a lot of gold.
That is a lot of gold.
I don't know how they?
Gold is very heavy.

Tim (01:26:17):
If it was like an, it actually was built.
It was a group of people thatgrabbed it.

Intro (01:26:21):
I understand, but I don't think you realize how heavy
gold is I do.
Like a commode.
I'm curious to see how muchthat that's got to be like a
600-700 pound commode, yeah andI've held lots of gold bars in
my life.

Tim (01:26:37):
I have them buried in various places, but yeah, so, um
, I feel like that would be likethe.
That's like the perfect thingto steal, like an art
installation that has that.
But like, do you remember likethose, uh, those art thing it
was?
It wasn't even art, it was liketo demonstrate, like how strong
this glass was, and they hadlike a million dollars and I oh,
yeah, yeah the security uh, oh,it is way less than I thought,

(01:26:57):
glasses or gold is light.

Intro (01:27:00):
No, gold is heavy.
No, I watch.

Javier (01:27:02):
I watch Gold Rush.
I know it's self like it's not.

Tim (01:27:05):
It's not heavy, but in a lot it's heavy it's it's very
dense.
In a bar it's like it's flake.

Intro (01:27:11):
Yeah, it's nothing.

Tim (01:27:11):
Right.

Intro (01:27:12):
It's soft.

Tim (01:27:13):
However, it's saying that this gold toilet was only 227
pounds oh, that's nothing I canwrite 227 pounds, though I mean
of gold, of solid gold, thatwould get you so much money,
yeah, and again you just, or aconviction but you just melt it
down.
Yeah, if they hadn't gottencaught it'd been fine.
Um, yeah, those the mags.
What was it max?

(01:27:33):
What was the glass thing?
The million dollars you said?

Javier (01:27:36):
oh, I don't know, but it's a oh, I don't know.
You remember seeing those?
Oh, I don't know, but youremember seeing those right like
they have like a securitycamera to show people like
hitting it with whatever.

Tim (01:27:44):
Yeah, like it was literally like on a strong on.
They had them on the street andhad a million dollars in this
case, but the glass was sostrong you couldn't get it.
And I'm sitting here thinking.
Whenever I first saw that, it'slike why don't you just hook a
chain to it and drag it?

Javier (01:27:56):
yeah, yeah, pull it out of the foundation Like do the
old ATM style.

Tim (01:27:59):
Yeah, then you get your million dollars.

Javier (01:28:06):
I guess I never saw the movie Barbershop, the first one
where they hooked the chain tothe truck, to the ATM, and
dragged it out.

Tim (01:28:09):
No, they didn't see Barbershop.

Javier (01:28:10):
No, they should have Good movie.
Shout out to Ice Cube.

Tim (01:28:13):
That was a good movie.
Cube, cube of ice.

Javier (01:28:15):
All right, so that's all I've got Nice man Cool cool,
that was fun.

Tim (01:28:18):
Yeah, it's been a good one, so I would like for those
listening to send us your hottakes on barbecue.

Javier (01:28:23):
I thought you were going to say hot nudes.
Send us your hot nudes?

Tim (01:28:26):
No, send us your hot takes on barbecue.
Tell us, I want to know fromthe people, I want to know from
the people your hot takes what'syour deepest, darkest secret
About DFW barbecue?
That's what I want to know,just like tell me how bad Haim
is.
Tell me how bad you know,whatever it is.

(01:28:46):
Tell me you don't think youdon't buy in the hype of
barbecue at all.
You think it's stupid.

Javier (01:28:50):
Tell me the color of your.

Tim (01:28:51):
Tell me whatever chonis Jesus.
Also, I'd like for the peopleto send us a text message on our
phone number.
What's that number?
Again, Javier 817-677-0408 tellus how would you survive a
plane crash?
Or would you just cry the wholetime and then go ahead and rate
, review, follow, subscribe, doall that stuff, and we will buy

(01:29:13):
our own golden toilet at thatpoint, because then we maybe
could make some money.
That'd be great.

Javier (01:29:16):
I'd be the coolest man alive.

Tim (01:29:18):
That's all I got.
Anybody got anything else?

Javier (01:29:20):
July 4th is happening.
Remember that nobody is illegalon stolen land.
Fuck ICE.
Fuck you if you support.

Tim (01:29:31):
ICE.
I like ICE in my drinks becauseit's cold.

Javier (01:29:34):
I like ICE in my drinks, but not in my streets.

Tim (01:29:36):
I like Ice Cube, july 4th.
Make sure you lock your pets up, don't let them outside.
They like to escape because ofthe fireworks, all that stuff.
Just be kind to each other.

Javier (01:29:43):
Don't be a dick to your pets, hang on.

Tim (01:29:46):
Wait a second, are we getting a call?
We are getting a call.
Oh no, we have somebody on.

Javier (01:29:55):
Okay, hello.

Tim (01:30:00):
Can you hear us?
Okay, I can hear you.
Oh, all right, it's J-Boy.
J-boy has called us.
What it do, boo.
Oh, what it do, I missed you,boys.
Hey so I'm glad you're on thephone, because I actually heard
recently that somebody saw youwalking a dog in a neighborhood.

JaeBoy (01:30:20):
Yeah that somebody saw you walking a dog in a
neighborhood.
Yeah, I've been regularlywalking my dog, lucy, in my
neighborhood.

Tim (01:30:25):
In your neighborhood that you happen to share with
somebody.
I don't know if you know thisor not, but you share a
neighborhood with Lance.

JaeBoy (01:30:31):
Oh really, yeah, it's actually a coincidence, it's a
crazy coincidence.

Tim (01:30:36):
Yeah, he was really confused when he saw you,
because you were doing someweird stuff or walking really
weird.
What were you doing?

JaeBoy (01:30:44):
I don't know, I don't know about all that.
I mean listen.

Tim (01:30:50):
He's like who's this hoodlum?
Why is he my?

JaeBoy (01:30:52):
name.

Tim (01:30:52):
Yeah, no, no, that's cool.
All right, j-boy, now we gotyou on the line what you got
going on.

JaeBoy (01:30:59):
What's been happening with you?
Well, I've been cooking, I'vebeen just making a bunch of
beats, just working on music formyself and for other artists.
We've opened up a studio inArlington Hell yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty dope makingbig moves.
Congratulations, and who?

Tim (01:31:17):
are you with over in Arlington?
Who's with you?

JaeBoy (01:31:20):
I am with, of course, the boy Roan.
I am with a guy named YeSqueeze.
He is the owner of the studio.
It's called Black Cloud Studios.
We shoot not only just studiostuff but we do content also, so
we shoot pictures.
I'm their main content guru guyover there, so it's just a lot

(01:31:42):
of business stuff, a lot of uhlike upcoming business stuff,
and it's been going pretty,pretty great so far that's
awesome.

Tim (01:31:49):
Look at j boy making moves, killing, and I love it.
I love to see that.
Yeah, I've been.

Javier (01:31:53):
I've been watching what's uh, this thing you and
ernie are doing that I've seenon the the socials.

JaeBoy (01:31:58):
Yeah, the Crazy Bars.
I've Heard podcast.
Yeah, we've been shooting thepodcast.
I think we're on episode 22that we just finished recording
Nice.
Yeah, we're just interviewingartists talking about crazy bars
I've heard.
And then, you know, justembracing podcast life because

(01:32:20):
I've grown to insanely enjoy it.

Javier (01:32:23):
Hell yeah, man, that's great.
I'm glad to hear that, and it'sgood to see you thriving.

Tim (01:32:28):
It's funny, you caught us right as we're coming off right
and I had the music on it justcut and I'm like, oh, we
actually have someone calling us.

JaeBoy (01:32:37):
Dude, I was getting some work done on my laptop and I
saw y'all were live.
And then I saw the phone numberand I was like oh, I can't pass
this.
There's no way.

Tim (01:32:45):
No, we want people to call us.
We want people to call in andhave conversations with us, for
you know it's fun.
You never know who's going tocall.
We had some, our first one.
We had some random guy thatjust like he's a kid?
I think he's a kid he's justlike I like to call numbers on
live shows.
That was his thing.
We're like all right, it waspretty cool.
And then he asked us some likeactually really hard-hitting

(01:33:05):
questions yeah, I was like what?

Intro (01:33:07):
why are you asking us these?

JaeBoy (01:33:08):
questions.
So tell us your life story.
Why did your dad leave you atthe age of nine?

Tim (01:33:14):
pretty much, man pretty much.
So you got some music going on,you got some other stuff, you
got the studio going on.

JaeBoy (01:33:24):
But outside the business stuff, how are you, Dude?
I'm great man.
Like I said, I'm thriving.
I got a lovely girlfriend.
We just hit our one-yearanniversary, a couple months ago
.

Tim (01:33:34):
Oh yeah, I've had the opportunity to meet her.
She is very lovely.

JaeBoy (01:33:39):
Oh yeah, dude.
Yeah, I've had the opportunityto meet her.
She is very lovely.
Oh yeah, dude, we went to ACL.
We got tickets to go to ACLthis coming up year in October.

Tim (01:33:47):
Okay, cool.

Javier (01:33:50):
Hopefully you run into Jared.
As a matter of fact, I broughtthat up Because you posted that
picture on Reddit, right?

JaeBoy (01:33:57):
Of both of y'all.

Javier (01:33:58):
And people were just like being so mean Dude.

JaeBoy (01:34:01):
I was giving so much shit about that photo.
I was just like what the fuck?
And it wasn't that you postedon like a roast me Reddit either
, it was just no, dude, I postedit on the normal ACL subreddit
and I was like hey, look who Ifound.
And they were like oh, oh, it'sso nice that Jensen no, it is

(01:34:23):
no Jared, it's so nice thatJared poses for the special
needs, or some shit like thatand I was like come on, bro,
make a wish, that's great it wasmy make a wish and now he's
going to be in the boys, my alltime favorite show?

Javier (01:34:37):
yeah, he is.
Can I tell you one thing?
So one of the last times youwere on, now he's going to be in
the Boys, my all-time favoriteshow.

Tim (01:34:41):
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, he is.
I'm so stoked.
Yeah, he is Nice.
Can I tell you one thing?
So one of the last times youwere on with us, you talked
about how you love Twilight andhow we need to watch Twilight.
And I tried to watch TwilightSame.
I can't do it, man, I can't doit.

Intro (01:34:55):
I got one and a half in.
One and a half in.
That's as much as I could do.
I'm not talking about the movie.

JaeBoy (01:35:00):
You gotta watch all five .
Javier knows, bro, you gottawatch all five.

Tim (01:35:05):
Jesse loves Twilight, but I'll tell you I tried watching
it and what got me was wheneverthey were talking, the wolves.
Werewolves were talking to eachother, but like telepathically
through their heads.

JaeBoy (01:35:20):
I haven't made it that far yet.

Tim (01:35:22):
I was just like, I can't do this.
Spoiler alert.

Javier (01:35:24):
I'm sorry, buddy.

Tim (01:35:27):
I'm sorry.
I feel bad, but I truly did try.
I took what you said.
You need to watch it.
I tried watching.
I can't do it.

JaeBoy (01:35:36):
Look, man, it's fine.
It's okay.
It's not for everyone.
I can't force people to watch.

Tim (01:35:42):
You know, vampires and werewolves go at each other,
it's fine I mean I watched okay,I watched all the underworlds
and that's vampires andwerewolves it's a sexy woman
vampire I like that, oh yeah yoso speaking of vampires sinners
yes, yeah, that was great um, sowe've all.
You did, you see it no javierhasn't seen it yet.

JaeBoy (01:36:04):
Dude, the soundtrack's fucking fantastic really no,
yeah, well, okay, if javier, ifyou have hbo max or max,
whatever, the fuck.
Saturday july 1st yeah, itcomes out on the 4th, on the 4th
, yeah I did see that.

Javier (01:36:15):
Watch it, uh, I did see the scene where she spits in his
mouth and I was like, just okay, hell yeah, just iits in his
mouth and I was like oh yes,hell yeah.

JaeBoy (01:36:22):
I saw that scene and I was like Javier's going to like
that.

Javier (01:36:24):
Oh my God, I'm like, please do that to me.

Tim (01:36:27):
Watch it, michael B Jordan spitting in my mouth, please
You're going to like it.
You're going to enjoy it.
Do you like Delta Blues?

Javier (01:36:44):
Yeah, like the.
Yeah, I do.

Tim (01:36:45):
Yeah, uh-huh it, dude, it's , it's so good because they've
got a lot of big fan like I, youknow, uh, the guy from uh um,
the one with george clooney.

Javier (01:36:49):
Oh, brother, where are you?
That guy that played with him?
He's.
I sold my soul to the devil.

Tim (01:36:51):
You're gonna you're gonna like, uh, like sinners, and you
know uh, originally I believe itwas supposed to be uh michael
bue jordan and uh boz Michael B.

Javier (01:36:59):
Jordan and Bozeman, chadwick, boseman, you're right.
Oh, wow, and so.

Tim (01:37:02):
Chadwick passed away, and so they decided to go this route
.

Javier (01:37:06):
Man, I miss Chadwick.

Tim (01:37:08):
Not CGI, but essentially it is a CGI.

Javier (01:37:12):
They had someone playing opposite, but then they
superimposed or whatever.

JaeBoy (01:37:16):
Yeah, they pulled a social network with two, like
with the Winklevoss twins.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Javier (01:37:22):
I thought they were actually twins.
I was like these motherfuckers.

JaeBoy (01:37:24):
Oh, they're making a sequel.
It was pretty hard to tell them.
It was really realistic how theCG was.

Tim (01:37:34):
It's so nice.
Sinners is great.
You're going to thoroughlyenjoy it.
I hope you watch it.

Javier (01:37:37):
They're making a sequel of the Social Network Really.

Intro (01:37:40):
That's weird Interesting.

Javier (01:37:41):
I don't know how it's going to work, but I mean
history continues.

Intro (01:37:45):
You know what I mean.
You're wearing the Metaglassesnow, so it couldn't be.

Javier (01:37:48):
Oh my God, You're right.

Intro (01:37:51):
Jay Boyz good hearing from you, man.

JaeBoy (01:38:04):
We're ahead and sign off .
Um, you know what?
Um go ahead and plug your stuff, just all right.
What's up?
Youtube podcast community, it'syour boy, j boy.
I'm on instagram at underscorej boy, underscore.
I have been posting contentevery other day.
You'll find me over there atblack cloud studio shooting so
much content.
And, by the way, while you'rehere, while you're listening,
follow the Funky Panther bro.
They're a dope podcast.

(01:38:24):
Javier with the meta glasses.
I've been seeing content fromhim Like come on, bro, come on,
you can't go wrong.

Tim (01:38:30):
Hell yeah, thank you, buddy .
You know what would have beenreally funny and I didn't do it.
But sometimes you haveintrusive thoughts, right?
And my intrusive thought justthen was like, as soon as you
started to try to, as soon asyou're going to plug, I was just
going to hang up on you.
But I but I did it.
I didn't do it and so, yeah, we, we, we love J boy and I look

(01:38:51):
forward to seeing I like seeingthe growth that you've got going
on and I look forward to seeingall the different things that
you're going to have coming out.

Intro (01:38:58):
You meant to pronounce girth.

Tim (01:39:00):
I like the girth that you bring to the room.

Intro (01:39:02):
And I'm excited.

Tim (01:39:04):
I'm excited for some, you know, maybe an EP or some new
songs and different things.
I like all the beats thatyou've got going out.
You know you've got some prettycool stuff happening, Hell yeah
.

JaeBoy (01:39:14):
Thanks, man, I appreciate it Proud of you man,
Thanks man, man, I appreciate it.
Proud of you, man.
Thanks, man, I very muchappreciate it all right.

Tim (01:39:20):
So we're gonna let you, uh, we're gonna let you go, we're
gonna sign off here and uh,that's going to be end of the
funky panther tonight.
So uh knocked it off with the,with the j boy coming in clutch
at the last minute with a phonecall thank you.

Javier (01:39:31):
Night night sleep tight.
Night night sleep tight.

JaeBoy (01:39:33):
I miss y'all miss you too, buddy, we'll see you soon.
All right, bye-bye, all righteverybody.

Intro (01:39:40):
If you don't already do so, please make sure you follow
us on all things social media atthefunkypanthercom.
Call text leave us a voicemail817-677-0408.

Tim (01:39:53):
Is the music going to come on?
I'm trying to get it to play.

Javier (01:40:00):
You have one job you have one no it's screwed up
whenever.
Uh, it's okay, we don't needmusic.
What?

Tim (01:40:03):
that's the intro I know, and I don't know why the the
exit music's not playing.
I can't figure it out.

Intro (01:40:08):
Okay, well, j boy, you fucked it up all right, well,
you don't have to play it, it'sall good.
Uh, stay good everybody.
I'm chad, I'm javier and I'mtim and we are the funky.
Better wash your buttholeseveryone never gonna stop bring

(01:40:38):
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