Concert Shenanigans, Sports Highlights, and Tailgate Traditions

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Chad (00:07):
oh shit, can you hear us now?

Javier (00:10):
today is wednesday, september 11th 2024 cool is this
gonna be our 9-11 episode.
No, no, I think we've alreadydone like a couple of no you've
just talked a lot about 9-11.
9-11 is very interesting.
Whenever that show came on, thegirl I was dating at the time

(00:31):
decided to have the bump hairand.
I saw I picked her up and wewere going to the movies and
she's like what do you think Iwas?
Like you, look stupid.

Chad (00:39):
I liked the bump hair.
I didn't.
Really I hated the bump hair.

Javier (00:42):
I thought it was cute, except for whenever Sloan
Entourage had it.
We gotta start the show.

Chad (00:45):
We gotta start the show.
I haven't changed it yet, ohshit, it's fine.
I like the girls that do drugs,girls with cigarettes in the
back of the club, girls thathate cops and bad girls, girls
with no bonds, girls that's meanjust for fun.

(01:06):
I like girls who make love, butI love girls who like to fuck.
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
It's such a fun song.
It really is.

Tim (01:21):
I fuck with that.

Chad (01:27):
Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Funky Panther
Coming to you straight from FortWorth, texas.
We have got a fantastic showfor you here on episode 181.
Hooray, yay, it says 180,though it is wrong.
Yeah, we're here for episode181.

(01:51):
So sit back, relax, enjoy.
Let's get into it.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'mTim, and we are the.
Funky Panthers.

Javier (02:03):
For those that love video games, the Capcom Fighting
Classics came out today, whichinclude Marvel vs Capcom, marvel
vs Capcom 2, x-men vs StreetFighter, marvel Super Heroes, so
it's a bunch of games in one.
It's, I think, like 40 bucks.

Chad (02:20):
I want to play it on an old school Console.

Javier (02:23):
Yeah, with the arcade stick, I mean they have the
arcade up that you know, likewhat they have at the one bar.

Chad (02:33):
Like at Nexum.

Javier (02:34):
No, that one is pretty cool.

Chad (02:36):
That's awesome.
That's the actual Paul's got itgoing on.

Javier (02:39):
Paul speaking of Daddy, but we talked about it last time
, but you see the pinatograms.
He's on right, yeah, Speakingof.

Chad (02:45):
Daddy.
We talked about it last time,but you see the pinatograms.
He's on right.
Yeah, he's been doing a lot ofother promos too.
Well, he's also starting abrand new side company within
Nexum called Brand JuiceMarketing and he got this huge
warehouse.
They're going to be like he waswith Drowning Pool.
Do you see him with thatpicture of Drowning Pool?
He's always with someonefucking crazy.

Javier (03:05):
He's always with someone , which reminds me I need to go
swing by and just say hi.
It's been a minute since I'veseen him.
He loves when we drop by, whichis rare.
Hello there, man.
How have y'all been?
How are things?
I know we've already been goingfor about 20 minutes now.

Chad (03:15):
I went to Tannehill's the other night.

Javier (03:19):
Oh, what'd you do over there?

Chad (03:20):
Went to go see Bill Murray .

Javier (03:21):
Oh yeah.

Chad (03:26):
Like Bill, go see bill murray.

Javier (03:27):
Oh yeah, bill murray, the actual the band bill murray
b-i-l-o-s-m-e bill murray,m-u-r-i hello, so I wore I wore,
I wore um.

Chad (03:30):
I wore a sleeveless shirt that was camouflage.
Cute um, sexy.
It said judiciary on its band,oh, um, and then I thought it
was government one of thebranches you know and then I had
my cowboy hat on some boots,jeans, all that fun stuff, yeah
and uh, dude, I got wrecked inthe pit and wrecked my cowboy
hat by women from what I heard.

(03:52):
No well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that was not by women okayum, so my hat got fucking bent
up and sideways because we'restanding there.
I'm'm in the pit at this pointand a dude comes over the top of
my head Crowd surfing.

Tim (04:08):
I had no idea.
All over the top of my head.

Chad (04:11):
That's ruined.
Well, they let you crank yourhog there.
There's one thing that Timwants you to do is crank hog at
Tannahills, that's actually awhole thing, not Tannahills but
Bill Murray.
They have a song absolutelycranking, my motherfucking hog,

(04:34):
really.
yeah, and I'm telling you go andlisten to this band, it's gonna
.
The song titles don't make anysense.
Okay, the album covers arefunny.
They don't make any sense.
And then the songs whenever youlisten to them you're just like
this does not go with that.
But I dig it it's.
It's very.
You're not selling it real hard.
I think you'd like it becauseit's kind of like poppy but it's
like it's got saxophone andthen it's got this like it's not
like metal no.

Tim (04:54):
Yeah.

Chad (04:54):
No, I mean, I could.
You went to a show that wasn'tmetal.
Yeah.

Javier (05:08):
Occasionally do that.
Well, I didn't know if youwould want to go see bill murray
I?

Tim (05:13):
you know I'm, of course I would.
He was in ghostbusters.
I'm fairly new to metal and I'dlove to see bill murray uh
perform metal wearing hisghostbusters costume, um.

Chad (05:18):
So this is a.
I'll just play a little clip ofit.
This is not that's.
This is better.
Hell in parentheses, thick boy.

Javier (05:25):
This isn't going to be a thing where the episode gets
demonetized because we're goingto play what our last one was.

Chad (05:31):
Yeah, Beard's looking good bro.

Tim (05:33):
Thank you, I'm going to have to shave it again.

Chad (05:34):
No Bitch, you can never have anything good.

Tim (05:38):
Yeah, this is it?

Chad (05:39):
This has got a country twang to it.
Okay, cut it off.
I'm trying to keep it low.
You can't just turn on and backon.
I don't think I know how itworks.
Well, people review music.
I understand.
Why is that okay?

Javier (05:56):
We were reviewing music.

Chad (05:57):
Yeah, we were reviewing music.
Just the money that we're notmaking on these videos.
Yeah, we're definitely notgoing to make it on this video.
Who's that, toby?

Javier (06:03):
The money that we're not making on these videos.
We're definitely not going tomake it on this video.
It sounds.
Who's it?
Toby?
No, not Toby, Toby Keith.
Hey, there, I'm dead.
Everybody.

Chad (06:10):
So they have another song called A Cowboy's Heavy Load,
what, and I don't have a videoto.
I don't have the picture.
I should have pulled thispicture up.

Javier (06:19):
Oh, put a load in your ass.
It's Floating your ass.
It's the American way.
That's how the song goes right.

Chad (06:26):
Let me just show you so their backdrop.
The best part was theirbackdrop and it says Bill Murray
, buy merch Shit.
That's pretty cool.
That's awesome.
Okay, so next time they comethrough, That'd be fun.
Yeah, yeah.
So they have an album called400-lb Back Squat and the first

(06:49):
song on that album was LordFarquadzilla.
I'm telling you, if you want tofeel good like you want some
music.
That's just going to make youfeel happy, always.
That's constantly the music Iwant to listen to yeah listen to
Bill Murray.
Okay, I'll listen to Bill Murray.
Okay, I'll listen to the WayHome.
To be honest with you, that'swhen I can jump on.
I didn't listen to Beyonce.

Javier (07:06):
I said I was going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to listen to BillMurray.
I said I was going to listen toPost Malone.
I didn't.

Chad (07:10):
We're just a bunch of fucking liars in this bitch, we
really are Truly.
Keeping it beefy this realquick.
You don't have to uh jacked andstacked mass monster, large
throbbing positive mindset.

Javier (07:29):
So these are song titles yeah keep it at beefy oh, I
keep it beefy relaxing box, fan,sleep ambient sounds.
Number three I would have lovedthat when I was in Midland
Odessa.

Chad (07:42):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, I think, level 99
roid mage.
Not rage, rage Mage.

Javier (07:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like magic or whatever.

Chad (07:53):
Yeah, they have a song called Corn Fed Yeetus.
So right before they play thatsong, I'm standing down there
and the lead singer said thissong goes out to the guy
standing there with a cowboy hat.
And then they played.

Tim (08:09):
Was that you?
It was me.

Chad (08:11):
It was me.
Lance turned around, looked atme, gave me a dirty look.

Javier (08:14):
He was a little butthurt , oh my God, that's the second
time this week.
He was butthurt then.
I think he was butthurt BecauseI sent him a picture of me and
Haley Van Lith, who I ran intoat the GCA game.

Chad (08:26):
That's wild.

Javier (08:27):
Yeah, olympian bronze medalist.

Chad (08:29):
Just randomly see her there, I know that, but I'm just
like out of a crowd of a bunchof people.
She was by herself, she waswith her brother, but that's
what I'm saying.
She's just there.
There's people all over theplace right, and you randomly
run into her.

Javier (08:48):
The.
I'm saying like she's justthere, like there's people all
over the place right, and yourandomly run into her, like the
game started at seven, my ubercanceled like four times to get
over there because anthony hadan extra ticket, and so he's
like, hey, uh, let's go.
And so four ubers missed and,uh, I was trying to find them, I
went the wrong way and then Iwent the right way.
She was by herself.
Well, she was with her brotherand there was no one around her.
And I was on the phone withAnthony and I was like I'm next

(09:09):
to Haley Van Lith and he's likewhat?
And I was like I'll call youback.
And I hung up and he could seeme, he was already looking at me
.
And I was like I'm so sorryYou're Haley.
Yeah, I was like I, I knew it.
I'm sorry, I'm such a big fan.
Uh, I love what you did in theolympics and uh, I've been

(09:30):
following your career since youwere at lsu and you're such a
fucking g and um.
Can I?
This is I don't want to beweird, is it okay?
Can I get a picture with you?
And she's like yeah, and I'mtrying to fumble my phone like
trying to get to the picture,like the camera going, and I'm
like, uh, and you actuallyclicked on the porn and then,
yes, yeah she's like, oh god, Ilove this man.
No, and so uh her brother's like, do you want me to take the

(09:51):
picture for you?
And I'm like, please, yes, hetook a couple pictures.
And uh, I was like I'm sorryfor being so weird, thank you so
much.
A big fan, I can't wait to seeyou.
Uh, tcu basketball, you'regonna have a great year.
Uh, bye, and and it was, butthat's.

Chad (10:06):
Yeah, I feel like I'm legit man, that's awesome.

Javier (10:09):
That was a lot of fun, Not to mention the game was cool
.

Chad (10:12):
This is absolutely cranking.
My motherfucking hog.
Does it sound like hog music?
He was telling a whole assstory.

Tim (10:17):
I just played it for you and you switch it straight.

Chad (10:26):
It was a beautiful Thank you that didn't involve Kanye or
Childish.

Tim (10:29):
Gambino.

Chad (10:29):
And now we go straight to Crankin' Hogs.
But it did have to do with porn.
You said porn, you said porn,you said porn.
No, chad actually said porn.

Javier (10:33):
Chad said porn.
Yeah, I like this intro.
I like the intro to this.

Chad (10:36):
It sounds kind of like Post Malone.
I think you'll like it.

Javier (10:39):
I think you'll like it yeah, I, I will listen to it.

Chad (10:42):
I'll listen to this that album's called uh, eggy pocket,
like an eggy, like e-g-g-y.
I haven't listened, I haven't.
I haven't listened to thisgroup in a long time, but it
reminds me of you, remember 303oh yeah, yeah, they had that
electronic sound yeah, it kindof

Javier (10:59):
reminds me of that.
Right off, right off the cuff,that's 303, right yeah?
Yeah, I had layton meester onit.

Chad (11:03):
From god hey you, hey, you owe her brother $5.
That's how much those picturescost, you know.
Oh fuck, I do owe her brother$5.

Javier (11:12):
But it was cool.
The game was a fucking blowout.
They beat them.
I think it was like 35-40 tonothing.
It was against Long IslandUniversity.

Chad (11:25):
How do you all feel about going to that new place out in
Dallas that looks like a ministadium?
Hold on, I'm sick and tired ofyou doing this.

Javier (11:31):
I'm talking about the game.
That was not even related.

Chad (11:32):
He's talking about the game and I'm like we should go
do that.

Javier (11:34):
I mean, I will say yes.
I will say yes.
Okay, it's like the sphere, butyou are watching sports.

Tim (11:46):
Nice job, I'm here.

Javier (11:48):
But it's for sports.
So they had the UT game on theother day and the view they had
it was from the end zone and youcould see everything, like you
were there at the stadium.

Chad (11:58):
Oh, the Sphere thing yeah.

Javier (11:59):
But that thing is crazy.
The immersive experience thatthey have, it's really nice.
I'm sure porn would be wild inthere.

Chad (12:08):
There it is.

Javier (12:09):
Oh, I just wanted to set him up for the porn, just like
Kamala.

Chad (12:12):
So I can play the song again.
Absolutely cranking my mother,good girls can't be bad.

Javier (12:17):
Okay, but no, what else did I do over the week?

Chad (12:22):
I didn't.
You went to Tannen Hills Is didI do over the week?
I didn't.

Javier (12:26):
you went to tannin hills .
Is that?
It was that you're?
That's all I did, okay, yeah, Imean that's pretty much.
I think cowboys got a greatfucking win the other night fuck
yeah, that was a great win,that was fantastic absolutely
great on all three three facesjesse called me uh because I was
working.

Chad (12:37):
I worked uh one of those uh ultimate bullfighters oh
which we, we need to get ticketsand go to that.
That's actually fun.

Javier (12:44):
Yeah.

Chad (12:45):
They play games with bulls .
It's crazy.

Tim (12:47):
Okay.

Chad (12:48):
Anyways, Jessie calls me and she's like I got to stop
watching the Cowboys, because Ifeel like I'm a jinx, because as
soon as she started watching it, that's.
I don't know what happened, butthere was a play that happened
that didn't go so well.

Tim (12:59):
I don't know.

Chad (13:00):
I don't know, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I don't know, butyeah, we watched.
I came home, watched a littlebit of that and I was Impressed.

Javier (13:08):
It wasn't 303.
It was a great game.
It was Cobra Starship.

Chad (13:12):
Oh Okay, yeah, yeah, that's right.
I don't remember the 303 songsthen.

Javier (13:19):
Good girls, good, I don't remember 303 yeah.

Tim (13:21):
Shake, shake.
No, that's Metro Station.

Javier (13:24):
Yeah, shake, shake and shake Okay sorry.
Fuck Okay, what else?

Chad (13:28):
I mean, that's all you did right.

Javier (13:30):
That's all I can think of.
I'm sure my dumb brain will belike oh, I had steak.
Did you have steak?
I think I did, I did, I made itreally.
Oh, I had steak the other nightand we watched Lucky Logan.
I've never seen Lucky Logan.

Chad (13:45):
Logan Lucky, logan Lucky, yeah, yeah.

Javier (13:47):
With Adam Driver.
Daniel Craig, have you seen it?

Chad (13:51):
I don't think so.
It's on Netflix.
It's pretty fucking.
What is it?
It's a heist movie.
Logan Lucky, logan Lucky yeah.

Javier (13:57):
It's the guy who made Ocean's Eleven.
Oh shit, directed it and it'spretty fucking funny Whenever I
watch it.

Chad (14:05):
Channing Tatum, yeah, channing Tatum, is it Okay?
So Channing Tatum's got like abum leg and Adam Driver was in
the military and lost a hand inthe war.
And then there's a what's hisface?
Does a family guy the main dude?

Tim (14:23):
Oh, the guy that writes it yeah.

Chad (14:27):
He's in real of it, but he's in the movie.
Okay, yeah, got you.
It reminded me of baby driver,a little bit like the sound, the
soundtrack yeah, yeah, butsteven soderbergh does this with
like a lot of his movies.

Javier (14:37):
He has a good soundtrack with all the oceans movies.
The score was pretty cool, butyou're right, it was like baby
driver, because the soundtrackwas amazing well, check.

Chad (14:44):
This movie came out just after, shortly after.

Javier (14:47):
Baby driver, I think you're right, yeah which makes
sense no no, no, it came outlike in 2020, 2019, I don't know
.
Anyways, yeah, it's good stuffyou also watched another movie.

Chad (14:57):
You said clueless earlier, but there was something else,
seth mcfarland.
Seth mcfarland thanks jamie,you also watched something else
for the first time, right?
I feel like there was a moviethat you and Tammy watched, or
y'all were going to watch, orsomething.

Javier (15:08):
We watched the Boy in the Hair and it was the new
Miyazaki movie.
That was pretty good.
We enjoyed it very much.
We finished the Sopranos.
I think I talked about thatlast time.
Jesse and I still haven'tfinished that, oh man Took about
a month.
I don't even know how it ends.

Chad (15:23):
I mean, I kind of know how it ends, but I don't know, I've
never watched it.

Javier (15:25):
all I'm trying to think of what else?
No, I don't know.
I don't remember Nice, nice.

Chad (15:32):
Chad, you got to.
I mean, you surely hadsomething.
I really didn't do a lot, man,to be honest with you.
I went to lunch with Jordan.
Jordan hadn't hung out with herin a while, so we had lunch on
Friday and then went out to thedeer lease and loaded literally
over a ton, like over 2,000pounds, of corn into all the
feeders and shit like that sothat was a long day.

(15:53):
Did get some herds burgers.

Tim (15:55):
Those were always, that's always a good always it's worth
the trip out there, yeah.

Chad (15:59):
So yeah, it was just out on the lease just about all day.
And then Sunday Sunday waschill.
Sarah was chill, uh, sarish andI went to get our, uh, manny
petty.
I just, you know, got the petty, but uh, we went to get our
nails did, relax, chill youdidn't want your fingers done no
, I, I feel like the.
The nails are easy you knowwhat I mean but like the foot,
rub the rocks, the like the waxand all the stuff on the wax

(16:22):
yeah dude, I do the whole thing.
What do you?
You mean, like they put, theyget this bag of wax, this hot
bag of wax.
That sounds unpleasant.
No, it's fucking great.

Tim (16:32):
We get this hot bag of wax.

Chad (16:33):
We get a hot bag of wax and then they like he's got
shards of glass in there.
Glass and wax.
I'm just going to fuck yourworld up here.
Go ahead and shove your fuckingfoot in there, alright.
So you got the bag of wax, youput your foot in there and then
just kind of like dries uparound your foot.
I could do that here for you.

Javier (16:50):
Can you?

Chad (16:50):
Will you.
I mean, yeah, we also rub hotrocks on my feet, no, okay, well
, then I'm out.
We got a grill.
No, it was nice.
It was nice and relaxing, so wedid that.
And then I want to say we, wehad lunch, uh, and then we went
to uh drink and watch the thecowboys game over at boomer
jacks with some people g cooland uh, yeah, it was fun, the

(17:13):
game was awesome and I hadn'tlike I've been trying not to
drink a lot recently, so it wasmy first time drinking and I
don't know week and a half,something like that, I don't
know.
And uh, it hit me, it was.
I was feeling real nice.
That's crazy, because you'vegot a card game called Get
Blitzed, and isn't that thewhole premise behind it?
That's why I drank on footballday, gotcha Right, because I've

(17:33):
been saving all my drinkingenergy for Italy.
I mean, get Blitzed, that makesmore sense.
Yeah, what's the Italianversion of Get Blitzed?
Get Blitzed, I don't thinkthat's right.

Javier (17:50):
Get blitzed, mamma mia.

Chad (17:52):
They're big on the other football out in Italy, the real
football, yeah.

Javier (17:57):
He uses his hand.
It's the handball.

Chad (18:01):
What are you?

Javier (18:02):
doing.
I beat my wife, he's got apoint.

Chad (18:10):
And then Monday and Tuesday I actually so Jesus, who
we've had on the podcast beforefrom previously TFTI Spectre
Studios.
He was like, hey, I've got thisidea.
I want to do like a shortcomedy skit thing with Get Blitz
.
I'm like, all right, let mehear what you got.
And it was really fucking funny.
And he had like a whole crewover his house.
So Monday I went over and weshot a little bit.
And then last night I was therefor hours, juanito was there

(18:33):
and some other people and wejust shot like this comedy thing
and then an actual commercial.
That's a part of the skit.
And then there's also be likebehind the scenes shit.
Like it was so much fun thoughlike, uh, he makes it so
professional, like it's in hishouse, so it's like we're just
hanging out, we're not wearingshoes because you take your
shoes off in the house, we'rejust chilling, but it was also

(18:53):
really.
I mean, they got like thousandsand thousands of dollars worth
of equipment, just kind of doingshit yeah, what's that address?
Dude.
It was just a lot of fun, andso to him and Spectre Studios
and everyone for kind of likehelping and putting that
together.

Tim (19:06):
I can't wait to see that.

Chad (19:07):
And for the chat Logan, Lucky and Baby Driver came out
the same year.

Javier (19:10):
Oh neat.

Chad (19:11):
Neat neat, neat.
Thanks, jamie.
Number two A little competitivemovie there.
Cool, cool, that's cool, thoughI mean, yeah, it was fun,
that's it.

Javier (19:19):
We also are going to the Cowboy tailgate this Sunday, so
you're going to have a tableset up with the game I'm going
to fucking rage, so it's goingto be a lot of fun.

Tim (19:34):
So what you're?

Chad (19:35):
saying is if you show up at the Cowboys game and you walk
down, go by Pennant and.

Javier (19:37):
AT&T way, I think AT&T way, yeah, yeah.

Chad (19:38):
We're going to be on the corner.
Y'all are going to be doing arecording for Ball Back, aren't
you?
Are you going to be doingsomething out there?

Javier (19:44):
I mean it'd be cool.
I mean we've got the wireless.

Chad (19:46):
I thought you mentioned y'all were doing something there
.
No, oh, but this is Lance'sfirst time going to the tailgate
.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I toldhim about the crazy tailgate
that one year oh yeah, it'sgotten a of Hervey's friends,
all his group.
There's like 40 or 50 of themand then like 20 of us, but this

(20:10):
is the 19th year, james and allhis people.

Javier (20:12):
This is the 19th year, so I know next year I think
we're going to have to up it,Anthony's coming right.

Chad (20:18):
You said yes, I know Brian and Hooli are coming.

Javier (20:21):
He is Because I know Natasha's bullying him, bullying
him like go you fucking bitch.

Chad (20:28):
He didn't do anything, he's such a baby, he does a lot
of stuff.

Javier (20:31):
He does, he showed he always did TCU games.

Chad (20:36):
He always did TCU games.
He showed up for our littlething where we raise money.

Javier (20:40):
Panther Island.
Yeah, he does.
He's actually been to the lasttwo that we had over there, yeah
, and he went to the 100thepisode.
Yeah, yeah, so he's been.
You know you're talking a spanof three years.

Chad (20:49):
Hey, you mentioned four things.
Four years, sir.
We've done the funky pantherfor four years I know, but and
he showed up to all four things.
No, I'm excited to see him onsunday, and everyone, and it's
gonna be a great time I reallywant to gamble, oh, I want to
gamble, so bad.

Javier (21:01):
well, I mean, we all want to time.
I really want to gamble, oh Iwant to gamble so bad?

Chad (21:03):
Well, I mean, we all want to gamble.
What do?

Javier (21:04):
you want to gamble on.

Chad (21:05):
You want a sports gamble.

Javier (21:06):
I want a sports gamble.
Is that still not legal inTexas?
They do like price picks whereyou can pick players and stuff
like that.

Chad (21:12):
Can you VPN over to Louisiana Like a fantasy team?

Tim (21:15):
No.

Javier (21:15):
I wish you could it barstool sportsbook app or you
can like do online casino shitand it's like ah, you can't do
it because you're not inlouisiana.

Chad (21:29):
I would say, uh, on saturday we could just drive
across the border and do it Iwould love to do another trip
where we go to a casino here'sthe problem, though windstar
let's go to treeport was so easy.
It was quick and easy and thefood was great hey look, that
was a great trip.

Javier (21:42):
It was that was.
That was a good weekend or onenight.
We were only there like right.

Chad (21:47):
Look, quit talking about it, Be about it.
Our cousin's doing something onthe 14th.
He is.

Javier (21:52):
I can't.
My cousin's graduating fromnursing school.
Yeah, and I got the Canelofight.

Chad (21:59):
I don't know if our cousin actually invited, I invited you
to.
I saw him the other day.
He said I'm the better cousin.
Yeah, well, that's true.
I told him I'm like you, youremind, hold on, hold on.
Have we explained how y'all aretechnically family on the
podcast?
Yet, all right, y'all justrealized this, like recently I
do also want to bring up anotherthing.

Javier (22:15):
So I guess in that side gill's wife, uh, is uh cousins
with uh john's wife.
Yeah, it doesn't surprise me.
Yeah, so it's why it's amexican thing, yeah yeah, dude
at this at this point?

Chad (22:29):
yes, he knows all of my uncles, yeah, okay.
So uh, for those listening inum, we found out randomly um the
day that, not the day.
It wasn't the day my mom died,it was like maybe like a week
before yeah yeah'm over at myparents' house and all my
cousins are there and everything, and John's there, which is my

(22:51):
cousin that we're talking about,and I'm telling him this story.
I'm like, hey, so he does whatJavier should be doing.
So he works for John, works forProgressive, okay, and he does
estimates and all that stuff,like he goes out and does
appraisals and all the fun stuff, right.
And I was telling him, I waslike, yeah, javi, I've got a
friend of mine who I didn't sayjavier at the time.
I was like, uh, that he worksfor his dad.

(23:13):
It's his dad's shop.
He writes, you know, estimatesall all day.
That's what he does, um, andpounds out dents, you know you
know, and he was like, oh yeah,so where's the shop at?
I was like, oh, it's over behindautobahn off the white
settlement.
He's like what's the shopcalled?
And I said quality paintlessdent removal, which I could play
that spot.
But um, and he's like he justlooks at me, he said javier and

(23:37):
I said yes, and he's like that'smy cousin and I was like and
yeah.
White is the Dickens he is ohyes, yeah, yeah, yeah, like I'm
white, but John's really white.
Yeah, I mean his last name's,reed.

Tim (23:51):
Okay, which also is weird because it's Jesse.

Chad (23:55):
But anyways, yeah, so he's married to Javier's stepmom's
cousin, and apparently Gil'swife is also.
So this is all very distant,distant, but still a web of
family it's a web of family.

Javier (24:08):
Yeah, okay, yeah.
And so uh gladys is asking areyou family?
Are your family all from thesame small town in mexico and
those folks from their orsurrounding area?
Yeah, um, my dad and his yep,my dad and his wife, um, are
from the small town, and so isuh John's wife's.

Tim (24:30):
Yeah.

Chad (24:31):
Their family's from all the same town.
Really Small town, yeah, muyinteresante.
It took John it took John 10years before he got engaged and
married.
And, uh, he's also 50 and has ahas a small child now.

Javier (24:42):
Yes.

Chad (24:43):
It's crazy.

Javier (24:44):
Hey man, like I'm 38 and you know, not married yet, I
know, no, I'm, I'm the only oneat this table that hasn't gotten
married, but they've beentogether for like over 10 years.

Tim (24:54):
None of us are married now though baby.

Javier (24:59):
All for the better, says I.

Chad (25:01):
I mean it's.
I'm just looking at the chatJust waiting for her to say
she's watching Harry Potterright now.

Javier (25:07):
I think I'm safe.

Chad (25:08):
I think I'm safe.
Nobody text her, anyways.
Yeah.
So yeah, sunday tailgate it'sgoing to be awesome.
We're going to have a booth forGet Blitz.
We're going to have freebiesand giveaways.
We're going to have the megabong, like we always do every
year.
What kind you gonna have.
I've got koozies and we've got25 off the game.
I'll play game codes andstickers and I I got a nice
little banner.
So my my first time like kindof getting it out there in the

(25:30):
public in front of people.
You just got to get it outthere.
You got to put it in and outsomewhere.
Yeah, I, I hear you just gotta.
You just gotta, you know,expose yourself, ramrod you just
gotta go full chode got it, gotGot it.

Javier (25:44):
Got it.

Chad (25:45):
Got it.
I'm going to bring the wirelessmics, because if y'all don't do
an episode, I'm going to makeyou do a fucking episode.

Javier (25:51):
That's fine, yeah, tailgate, I'll tell It'll be
great.
I'm not going to lie becauseI've been really busy at work.

Chad (26:03):
I'm thinking I promote the podcast and, yeah, it'll be fun
yeah, uh, on the group chat, uh, wow.

Javier (26:11):
So tim and javier are primos.
You can yell primo to eachother me and john yell we are
like yeah well, john will saycousin.
I'll say hey, what up cuz you?

Chad (26:19):
know, yeah, tim, just so primo means cool, no, no, no.
So what?
John told me he's like yeah, he, that's my primo.

Javier (26:24):
And I was like what the fuck is that mean?
What you mean?
Like a joint with cocaine.
I was like what?

Chad (26:31):
is this?
What is this?

Javier (26:32):
world primo weed.

Chad (26:33):
Well, it's funny is I call javier up and I was like hey,
do you know john?
You know john reed?
He's like yeah, that's mycousin.
I was like no bitch, that's,that's actually my cousin, that
is my cousin, my actual cousinthat's hilarious, um, but let's
uh talk about other stuff,because yeah, let's get into it.

Javier (26:47):
Let's talk about other stuff let's are we done talking
about get blitz?

Chad (26:50):
100, let's get into it.
Let's talk about other stuff.
Are we done talking about GetBlitzed?
100%, let's talk about otherstuff.
Are you sure?

Javier (26:54):
Are we done with Get Blitzed?

Chad (26:56):
Look other stuff.
I want to Get Blitzed.

Javier (27:00):
All right, we're not drinking.
I'm not Dr Kroy.

Chad (27:02):
Let's get a couple of Kroy .
I want to ask you this so, outof all the celebrities yeah,
that would would come out andsay, hey, I have a baby now and
it's not with my wife, who wouldyou expect nick cannon, like it
would be my baby, because Icould tell you a few no, no, not
your baby like a celebrity likeyou're.

(27:23):
You just see a celebrity postI've got this baby.
I apologize, it's not with mywife r kelly r R Kelly.
Yeah, I could see that with.

Javier (27:32):
R Kelly, I mean not anymore, he's in prison.

Chad (27:35):
He's making butt babies.

Javier (27:37):
Good.

Chad (27:38):
Bastard Trump.
Yeah, I could see that.
I could see that, Dave Grohl nothat man's wholesome and he's a
good man, Well he's a good man.
He's got another confession tomake.
Oh no, yeah, he uh, he had ababy with some lady and uh lady

(27:58):
baby.
He had a lady baby but, yeah,he came out announcing he's like
he's apologizing for, uh,having a baby out of wedlock.
When did this happen?
I dude, I don't even know ninemonths, nine, at least nine
months ago.
Is it like a baby or like itlike a grown person?

Tim (28:11):
And they're like oh, no, no , no no no, like recent baby.

Javier (28:13):
Oh shit, that's wild.
Hey, he's a rock and roller.

Chad (28:17):
Well, that's like.
So the internet's been kind oflike split, because some people
are like, oh my gosh, he's sucha wholesome dude yeah, I would
never expect that.
And then others are he's a rockstar.

Javier (28:28):
Yeah, I mean, what do you kind of expect?

Chad (28:31):
Yeah, but at the same time , like you do expect some people
to be good, like rock star ornot, there are still good people
that don't do bad.
I think Dave Grohl is still agood person.
Yeah, I'm sure I'm not sayinghe's an awful person.
He does barbecue for thehomeless.
He does, he does, he gets outthere.
Do he gets out there?

(28:52):
And Do you think she was one ofthe homeless?
I do actually, I'm just curiousas to why you brought this up.
No, I do Okay, but I don't wantto get sued.
Look, allegedly, I hear it'shomeless.
If anything she made it Goodfor her 18 years, that's a huge
come up.
You know what I mean.
For 18 years she's got itfucking made.
I'm going to go out and sayit's probably not a homeless
person and I'm also going to sayit probably wasn't Courtney
Love either 18 years.

Javier (29:14):
18 years.

Chad (29:17):
You're the one who met him .
I don't know.
I just hear 18 beers.
We don't have to go down this.
No, we're done.
Okay, cool, Now that's.
Y'all said that in the grouptext today and I was like very
funny, I didn't know that was athing.
I didn't Google it or anythinglike that.
I'm just taking you for yourword.

(29:38):
That actually happened.

Javier (29:39):
That actually happened, I mean people like you said he's
had a rough year.

Chad (29:44):
Do you think like he just, yeah, yeah, he really has.

Tim (29:53):
He lost, lost his drummer, who essentially best friend yeah
, yeah, and I mean, you don'tknow, man, I mean it doesn't
make it okay, it doesn't.

Javier (29:57):
I'm not saying it is um and also like again, people are
saying he's a rock and roll star.
Bon jovi, you know, had a wifeand he do you?
Think was a serial, that's whatbon, jovi does I don't know
what Bon Jovi does.
I don't know what Bon Jovisings.
We're just singing all thesefucking songs.

Chad (30:17):
This whole fucking episode is what it is, dude Tim next
time we come, I want one ofthose tube things that we just
blow in and go.
You have one.
What?
No, I don't the Supreme one.
Oh no, that's different.
That's a little keyboard thing.
Same shit.
No, it's same shit.

Tim (30:30):
no, bon jovi's got this, spent money on the tube mic.

Chad (30:35):
Hang on, hang on, no, no, no, no, no, let's stop.
Does this tube go in your mouth?
Uh, it's, it's a keyboard thatyou blow into and play the
keyboard.

Javier (30:45):
That's it it's not a big deal.

Chad (30:47):
It's not the one that john patis uses no, this, this one
has the hose, but it's SupremeRight, it's a Supreme one.
If you need to know, javier wastalking a lot about Supreme,
yeah, and every time that hewould talk about it I felt
jealous that I didn't haveanything to do with it.
I'm going to ask anotherquestion.
Okay, I wouldn't.

Tim (31:05):
Was this when you were?

Chad (31:06):
gainfully employed.
Yes, okay, I had a job.
I made money.
Wait a second, wait a second.
What job were you working atthat point?
I mean, it was like two orthree years ago.

Tim (31:20):
Okay, Okay, you weren't taking pictures of children.

Chad (31:22):
No, no no, what I don't like, I never did that.
That's not something I ever did, fyi.

Javier (31:29):
Google this company, google it.
Chad took pictures of children.
No, I didn't.
You, piece of shit.
Who told people that?

Chad (31:35):
How many of you work for a company?

Javier (31:36):
that took pictures of children.
They're all in jail now.

Tim (31:40):
Actually it's getting weird there to be honest with you,
yeah, but we can't talk aboutthat because he might get sued.

Javier (31:46):
No so on the group chat.
Chrissy says that's not anexcuse.
Correct, it is not.
Let's talk about it.

Chad (31:55):
No, the talk box.
You want me to get a talk box,is that what?

Tim (31:58):
you want Hold on.

Chad (31:59):
Is that a fucking fingernail?
It might be.
Why is there a fuckingfingernail on the podcast table?
That's not my fingernail.

Javier (32:09):
It's not mine, it's yours.

Tim (32:12):
That's not my fingernail, it's not mine, it's yours, it's
not mine.
How is it my fingernail?

Javier (32:14):
Do you chew your fingernails off Hell.
No, that's disgusting.
Where the fuck did thatfingernail come from?
I?

Chad (32:20):
might have nervously picked my fingernail.
I don't know.

Javier (32:22):
So it was you, you lying bitch.
It could be.

Chad (32:25):
Anyone that says, well, maybe it was you.
I don't't know it didn't looklike my favorite, like some shit
my little brother would do islike oh, who farted if I did, I
didn't feel it.
What the fuck you did it?
It was you and everyone knowshe would say that yeah, you said
all the time it's weird if itwas me I didn't know about it.
No, come on, it was you.
No, you always know if you fart.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Yeah, just like you knew.

(32:46):
If you know, no, I pulled yourfucking nail off.
I mean, my nails are short soit could be sick.
Fuck, I don't know.
Sometimes I get a nervous,nervous picking on it, and I was
.
I do my, uh, I do my schoolwork out here and I probably I
was taking a test yes, no,sunday, so maybe I don't know.
I wouldn't remember pulling itoff though, gotcha, but yeah
that I'm sorry.
I apologize for a fingernail,being that it's pretty gross.

(33:08):
That's my bad.
Now I know Javier Chad's Ix.

Javier (33:14):
Yeah, in other, I guess music related news, kendrick
Lamar was selected To headlinethe Super Bowl Halftime show.

Chad (33:24):
Yeah, someone asked me if like, is he relevant Enough to
do the Super Bowl?

Tim (33:28):
halftime.

Chad (33:29):
Are you kidding me?
I said, that was my reactiontoo.

Tim (33:33):
That's crazy.

Javier (33:34):
But it's not just because of the beef, no, he's
had one of the most effective,successful years in hip hop
since God knows how long.
I mean, he had a beef thatlasted a couple weeks, but the
songs were just coming out, oneafter the other, and he

(33:55):
destroyed Drake.
Yeah, I mean.

Chad (33:58):
Well, yeah, and that's why Drake is not going to do a
Super Bowl.
Maybe that was this whole thing?
Well, no, did you think aboutthat?

Javier (34:03):
Drake's not going to do a fucking Super Bowl, people
have been saying that Drake hada couple of endovites and he
just declined them, and thenalso you have, since it's going
to be new orleans, um dude lilwayne, lil wayne wild um, nikki
minaj has been like on twitter,like talking shit and like oh
jay-z, just because you hate meand drake that you're going to
do this to lil wayne.
But there's a video of like thisguy who does these stories on

(34:26):
tiktok about like music rappersor like other stuff, and he
tells you like the background ofeverything, and I'm actually
like the other stuff thesemotherfuckers like, and first of
all, nicki minaj is married toa pedophile, so do you?

Chad (34:38):
think um.
I heard that they've released,or that he's already dropped,
what he was playing.
Do you think that's true?

Javier (34:45):
no, it's gonna be what it is.
Is his hits?
Yeah, they always do the hits.
Uh, it also means that he hasan album coming out.

Chad (34:53):
So what hits do you think?

Javier (34:56):
It's just going to be a mix of the four albums.

Chad (34:58):
But what songs from the four albums?

Javier (35:01):
The Black or the Berry you think.
Yeah, all Right.
Okay, what's that one, thatsong that comes on every time
you ASAP no, no, no, adhd, adhd,that's right what else that's
from section 80 and, uh, thislast album.
I don't know, this is a goodamount.

Chad (35:23):
Swimming pools oh yeah, you gotta have swimming pools.

Javier (35:26):
Have to be on there yeah , yeah, just a bunch of whatever
was on a good kid mad city,right, right, yeah, I think
George Smith from that one.
Literally it's going to be justthat album.

Tim (35:34):
I ain't mad at it.

Chad (35:35):
He's going to run through the whole album.

Javier (35:37):
Yeah, I mean.

Chad (35:38):
It's going to be what an hour long halftime show.

Javier (35:41):
Fuck, it's going to be a great one.
It's fine.

Chad (35:51):
But yeah, it's titty hey come on with it.

Tim (35:52):
Did you watch that?
Were you there, Like not there,but were you watching TV or?

Chad (35:54):
whatever.
Yeah, I watched it live.
Did you catch it?
I did, it was pretty quick, butwe didn't have TiVo or any way
to do VR back then.
Yeah, I was like was that athing and it was just like gone
from my memory.
Yeah, but then it was all overthe news.
Actually can we still Google.
That Is that out there.

Javier (36:13):
It's out there.
Oh yeah, it's out there.
It's out there and it waspierced Really.
Yeah, she had like a big nippleaccessory, Accessory.

Chad (36:20):
Yeah.

Javier (36:21):
It was too big to be a nipple ring, because that thing
was huge, do you think it was?

Chad (36:33):
arioli, was it?
Was it staged?
Is the question, um, yes, I sayyes because that's always been
like a, that's been a conspiracy, that like they plan to do this
, and I think it could have beenbut vice versa, like it went
down for, uh, janet jackson,like her career was going to
shit and justin timberlake's wasrising and it should have been
like, well, justin pulled offthe.

Javier (36:49):
You think we should have seen his tit instead.
Is that what you're saying?
Justin timberlake's was risingand it should have been like
well, justin pulled off the.

Chad (36:53):
You think we should have seen his tit instead?

Javier (36:54):
We should have seen Justin.

Tim (36:55):
Timberlake's tit, but do you think that was?

Chad (36:57):
like, okay, down this rabbit hole real quick.
Wardrobe malfunctions.
I feel like that was like thestart of the wardrobe
malfunctions.

Tim (37:06):
Oh yeah.

Chad (37:07):
I think that's where the term came from.
Was that Because it is?
Because that's where I thinkthat's where the term came from.
Was that because there it is?
Because they're like oh, didyou see, he pulled the thing off
?
And they're like, no, they'resaying it was a wardrobe
malfunction, that's where itstemmed from.
Is that particular event?

Javier (37:18):
Yeah, it did.
I think that was the word ofthe year.

Chad (37:22):
Wardrobe malfunction yeah, that didn't exist, but then you
started seeing like more andmore and more wardrobe
malfunctions yeah, so OK.
And more wardrobe malfunctionsyeah, so okay.
I'm looking at it right now.
That's right.
That's right.
It was a big accessory.
I completely forgot about that.
So that leads me to think thatthat was all calculated.

(37:46):
Yeah, because why wouldsomebody?
I'm going to describe it realquick she's wanting to show off
that sun, dude.
It looks like a giant sun thatis around her nipple.
It looks like the front of aGodsmack album.
It does.
It looks like that thing thatthe dude had tattooed around his
belly right.
Yeah.

Javier (38:04):
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Speaking of Janet.

Chad (38:10):
And why would that be?

Javier (38:11):
and it was so easy to pull off, yeah well, I think
that's where I think that thestage thing comes in because, he
was I'm gonna have you naked bythe end of the song and then
pulled the thing off and also itmade it easy because she didn't
have it really sticking to her,because there's so much
accessory like it was justbasically sitting on top and you
can see that there's a bra onone side.

Chad (38:30):
Yeah, it was planned and bras don't easily just rip.
I hear it just went.
Well, no, she had.
That thing was already outright, wasn't it like a half
thing?

Javier (38:40):
No, it was a terrible piece yeah.

Chad (38:44):
Yeah, okay.

Javier (38:45):
And so, like I think it was staged, like it was planned,
but it just went completelyleft that people were like this
is the Super Bowl, Children arewatching there's nudity.
I mean, yeah, it's kind of whatthey're doing now.

Chad (38:59):
She went to Burgers Lake, which I think we talked about
recently?

Tim (39:02):
Yeah, we didn't, because it was while we were off.
Oh, that's right, yeah.

Chad (39:05):
So whenever she came here on tour at Dickies, she stopped
and had a family day at Burger'sBazaar.

Javier (39:10):
Man.
I feel so bad for her becauseshe went to Heim for barbecue.
God, I know I wish that more.
Way to knock it out of the park.

Chad (39:16):
Why can't celebrities listen to our show and then
reach out to us for us to takethem to barbecue?

Javier (39:22):
They need to check in.
They do need to check in, justlike with old We've talked about
that before.

Chad (39:38):
We should have been.

Tim (39:38):
It's.
It's too long, our time haspassed.
We should be the barbecue host.

Chad (39:39):
We should no, we should be the, the podcast that
celebrities check in with to seewhat's good in fort worth
period that we can talk about onthe show, or they can just dm
us be like, hey, what's up?

Javier (39:43):
funky banter what's?

Tim (39:44):
good yeah and when.

Chad (39:46):
If they say those words, we know what they want like hey,
we'll go see you at nickel cityand then we'll I don't know
goldies, ories, or we'll headout to aledo go to some danes,
get some burgers panther citybarbecue all day.
Situation depending on the timeyou know load out um go over
there and get you some 420specials 100 I really like their
whole like.
Uh, you know, for my birthdaylast month I did the like the

(40:08):
leo drink or whatever after youmentioned it.

Tim (40:09):
That was awesome, it was.
It was a good drink, wasn't it?

Chad (40:11):
Yeah, it was cheap $4.20.
Yeah, for a good cocktail.
Yeah, so that drink was like$15 or $4.20 if you're, whatever
.
So I'm going to go for Scorpio.

Javier (40:20):
Hell yeah, I'm curious what there's going to be Also
tonight.
Charles Gambino was supposed toperform but, he's called off a
couple of shows indefinitely.

Chad (40:30):
The entire tour, the rest of the tour.
The rest of the tour.
Did he break his leg again?
You're thinking about DaveGrohl?
No, no, he broke it.
When did he break his leg?
We were supposed to seeChildish at.

Tim (40:40):
Voodoo Fest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Javier (40:43):
Yeah, no, he called off the Houston show.
He was supposed to perform inAustin and here tonight, but he
called that off because he'sgoing to, you know, his health
or whatever what's wrong withhis health?
No one knows.

Chad (40:57):
He said just kind of respect my privacy and my family
and things like that.
So who knows?

Javier (41:00):
He's got a huge.
I mean he's got a new album.
Oh, I thought you were going togo somewhere else.

Chad (41:05):
He's got a huge hog and he's got a, you know, I think
he's heavy, the blood flow.
It's a whole thing, yeah.

Javier (41:11):
Yeah, insane.
But also you know he's doingthe community movie.
That's already like oh, arethey doing?

Chad (41:17):
the movie what.
I didn't know that.

Javier (41:18):
Yeah, they're already filming it, yeah.

Chad (41:21):
No idea, but is what's his face going to be in it?
The racist dude.

Javier (41:26):
No, everyone else is, except for Chevy.
But yeah, they're already doingthat.
He's got a movie coming out,bando Stone.
You know, kind of like he'sdoing the score which the CD is
pretty much part of the movie.
Nice, what else?
Iphone's coming out, new iPhone.

Chad (41:47):
I'm over that, Are you?
Yeah?

Tim (41:49):
like.

Chad (41:50):
I just got my iPhone.

Tim (41:54):
Man, you sound old as shit right now.

Chad (41:55):
Yeah, look why the iphone comes out every year why this?
Is not new news.
Why?
Because they do, because theyhave a product and it's a
business.
Why wouldn't they?
It comes out every year.
I don't need it, and why dopeople complain about it?
You know it's gonna happenseptember, every fucking.
Here's the issue every timethat I get a new phone, my
facebook breaks.
Now they did go to you soundlike an old people.

(42:16):
There too, it's like my emailwon't work.
Yeah, I was listening to apodcast and they were talking
about uh and you could.
We both, we all three worked inretail self technology,
technology right um, and theywere talking about like old
people, like coming into thestore, basically, uh, and they
said, specifically boomers,which are our demographic, is

(42:38):
not boomers, so it's fine, uh,but they said the boomers come
in and they would ask like my,my facebook doesn't work ever
since you sold me this phone andit's because they don't log in,
right?
Yeah and then they they'redemanding for them to give them
their password.
Dude this was my life for threeor four years I think I worked
in the cell phone industry inthe worst possible time to have

(43:01):
a cell phone or not to have acell phone.
Good time to have a cell phone,worst possible time to work for
them.
Because of that situation,because our job was trying to
get people off of flip phonesbecause it was on an old network
, right, and we're trying to getthem on this new technology 3G
sundown, yeah, sunsetting.

Tim (43:15):
And so we're like hey the iPhone.

Chad (43:16):
I don't want that newfangled thing.
And then, as soon as they do,they come back every single week
with some other question,something else going on.
Then they decide they want aniPad and even though you want
the cell, you're like, nah, doyou really need it?
I don't need you coming intwice a week.
You know what I mean.
Like it was crazy I.
I absolutely hated that part ofthe job did you ever like.

Javier (43:36):
It's different with t-mobile and att.
Like our prepaid, it was adifferent type of prepaid that
we offered, where it's notprepaid it's an actual plan, but
with like internet, they gaveyou, like, I think, two gigs or
whatever.

Chad (43:50):
One gig not very much and where I work.

Javier (43:52):
But could you go over?

Chad (43:54):
you couldn't go over because once you were done that
was it safe.

Javier (43:56):
Okay, um hit the pay more where I worked, the
demographic was mainly Hispanicand these, the people that were
getting these plans, were peoplethat um were, you know, coming
over here from Mexico and theywere, just, you know, working
here, and so every time I wouldsell one, they'd come back like
a week later, like internet'snot working, and, of course,
this was the time wheneverpeople were porting iphones from

(44:19):
like att jailbreaking and thenusing them for t-mobile and
they're like internet didn'twork.
What's going on?
I'm like, okay, let me see.
It says you have no internet.
How do I have no internet?
And I'm like, well, let mecheck your, your data usage and
I check and it's full of fuckingporn.
It's fucking porn.
And I'm like, dude, you watchedpornography on your fucking

(44:40):
phone and your data ran out inlike two days like what the fuck
?

Chad (44:46):
I gotta get my fix man and so they're like.

Javier (44:49):
No wonder they're so angry coming to the store there
were times where, like they'd bewith their, their like family
and I'm, I had to like find away to tell them like, um, hey,
look, this is what.
This is why you know, withoutthem looking.
So I guess you know there wassomething playing in the
background and you know,whatever just drained your data.
You can, I was like you youcould get the pay to like add

(45:11):
more gigs.
You know, do you want to dothat?
and they're like, yeah, ofcourse you do porn but like he
had to, like some of them had toplay it off like oh, fuck, okay
, yeah, I can't let my familyknow I'm like watching hardcore
pornography dude, let's likeconnect to your wi-fi.

Chad (45:26):
Let's do a like a.
An episode, a full episodeabout job horror stories.
Oh, that'd be a good episodeabout job horror stories oh,
that'd be a good episode.
I'm sure we've got a fuckington between the three of us hell
yeah, retail.

Javier (45:38):
And, like I worked at two restaurants, so I mean did
you ever work at restaurants?

Chad (45:43):
no, I never worked in the food industry.

Javier (45:44):
No, you worked at.

Chad (45:45):
Burris grocery store, school district retail.
I watched a guy take a piss inthe back of Burris that was me,
I did that, you didn't.

Tim (45:55):
I was like no, no, no.

Chad (45:57):
I'm not going to say the name.

Javier (45:58):
Oh was somebody that we know there was somebody that
worked there.

Chad (46:01):
That we all know.
No, no, no, no, no.

Tim (46:07):
Oh, that's who I that's honestly who I met.

Chad (46:09):
But the other one was there too.
Right, we were all in the storeat the same time.
Yeah, wow, yeah.
We should definitely have a joblike throwback episode.

Javier (46:19):
We can even ask people like what are their worst
stories?
Should that be?

Chad (46:23):
our Halloween episode.
Yes, that's genius.

Tim (46:26):
So what we?
Need to do y'all are getting tosee a scarier.
This is a rare thing.

Chad (46:33):
The y'all are getting scarier.
This is a rare thing.
The scariest thing old jobs.
No, we need to.
Uh, we need to blast our phonenumber on.
Uh, tiktok, yeah, that could beour call it episode.
Yes, what?
the fuck you can tell the storyabout the customer that died in
the store oh yeah no wait, asecond is this a whole, because
you're saying that and Iimmediately go to clerks where
somebody goes oh, in thebathroom, yeah, and then has sex

(46:54):
and realizes it's a dead dudewith a stiffy.
We watched that a couple ofweeks ago.

Javier (46:58):
Have you seen clerks?
Yeah, but it's been a long time.

Chad (47:00):
I just saw clerks three yes we have got our Halloween
story lot Dude.
That is awesome.
I cannot wait for that.
There are so many fuckinghorror stories, the shit that
happened that I don't feel likeI've really talked about with a
lot of people.
I'm sure same for y'all.
Yeah, christy, in the chat shesays I thought I was getting
robbed once when I worked at thebank.
It was just an almost blind guywho was writing out what he

(47:23):
wanted.
Could you imagine, though, likeyou're deaf, right?

Tim (47:27):
Give me my money.
Oh I'm sorry.

Chad (47:29):
And you see somebody come up and they just start like
writing a note while you're inthe bank and he's probably got a
cane under his jacket, justkind of looking like a gun in
the side, like it's the worst.
It's the worst scenario and welive in Texas, so of course
somebody is going to be like hesees and like you know, yeah, I
can't say it because we mightget demonetized, right, I don't

(47:55):
know what the bang, yes, and andcollapse, right, it's all just
a horrible mistake, all right.
So I did something that I don'tknow if we should do this like
as a bit or not.
Like remember when you would dothe news?
Uh, I went ahead and asked chatgbt.
You know, obviously, chat gbtknows all about our podcast it
knows everything at this rightand I said I need seven
interesting stories to talkabout and I want a question to

(48:16):
ask the boys whenever we talkabout these things, okay, okay,
yeah.
So I don't know if this shouldbe like an ai news bit, but uh,
essentially I've got a fewthings to chat about.
Number one okay.
So these are things that havehappened within the past week.
Have you all heard about theChiefsaholic guy, the Chiefs
superfan, kansas City Chiefs.

Tim (48:37):
No.

Chad (48:37):
Okay, oh, wait, wait, wait , wait, wait.
Is that the guy that died orsomething?
No, okay, I thought some Chiefsfan died.
No, so there's this guy calledthe Chiefsaholic and he goes to
the Chiefs game wearing likesome kind of like wolf attire or
something like that.
Like he's well known, kind oflike the Mavs maniacs type thing
, like the guy is known to belike the super fan, so he has

(48:58):
been sentenced to 17 years inprison.
Ok, yes, so he like wentmissing and people were freaking
out right, right, ok, yes, yeah, he's been sentenced to 17
years in prison for serial bankrobberies.
The dude was living a doublelife, like he's this like guy
that everyone loves because he'sthe super fan, but he was like

(49:19):
robbing banks and no one knew itlike he was just this two
things at once, right, uh, whichis crazy, it's wild.
So let me ask you what would beyour double life?
Double life like, what would bethe thing that no one would
know, but you're like, and ithas to be illegal.
Like what is your illegalsecond life?
My legal, illegal, illegal, ohman I don't know.

Javier (49:38):
I think it'd be assassinations you'd be killing
people.
Your second life is killingpeople.
Look, I work at a car like adealer body shop, like what
makes you think I don't know, Idon't I don't do this.

Chad (49:50):
Steal that guy's lamborghini, take off, kill
somebody, come back, oh fuckyeah, that's it, that'd be wild
I'm not driving, is that?

Javier (49:57):
why, you're growing your hair out yeah.
You want to beat, you want tofit that persona yeah he's the
middle-aged driver.

Chad (50:05):
It's.
It's a new movie, it's not ababy driver.

Javier (50:07):
Middle-aged driver um, yeah, no, I mean, if I this is
not, this is all for fun, thisis not yeah assassination for
funsies no, yes, I mean it'slike barry.
Like you know the show, barry,he's an assassin but he, like he
, acts right and um, if you'vewatched the show then you know
what happens.
But that's what I would be.
I would car body shop worker byday, assassin by night.

(50:32):
But I would just like findthese people and know what to do
with their.

Chad (50:36):
So almost like a gross point blank type situation never
seen gross type type, gross,point blank okay, um, who would
yours be?
Oh man, so I'm thinking aboutit.
I'm thinking it'd be some sortof scam no, no, no, yeah I feel
like mine would be somethingboring too, like assassination's
so much cooler.

Javier (50:54):
No, no, no, no, no.
This man has an easier routebecause he works.
He can work in an ambulancetruck and then like, kill
someone and just like, oh, thisman died.

Chad (51:07):
Yeah, like Dr Death type situation, because it Hero
Complexes get caught.
They're like that's weird,so-and-so is on shift and they
have X amount of people dyingand that's tenfold more than
anybody else.
No, it's Timfold.
Hey, no, I'd be doing some likeOkay, I'm just going to tell
you I'd be calling old peopleand trying to scam them out of

(51:29):
their money.

Javier (51:30):
Tim, tim.

Chad (51:31):
just because it's happened to you, I mean not like that,
though Not like that I'd betrying to.
I'd be trying to get them.
Like you know, when like the,the people, like the Indian guys
that call and they're likethere's something wrong with
your computer.

Tim (51:43):
Yeah.

Chad (51:43):
It'd be something along those lines.
So I don't know if I that'sbeen getting these emails.
It's been fucking wild recentlywith the scams.
I've been getting these emailsthat have a picture of my house
and it says I know where youlive, I know who you are and I
know what you've been doing.
That thing that you downloadedon my last email it was like
this whole long letter about howthey installed malware on my

(52:04):
phone.
They've been watching me on mycamera.
They see the naughty sites thatI go to and and the things that
I do in private.
All this crazy shit.
It's like this long letter.
Obviously it's it's bullshit.
But did they have a picture ofyour house?
It was my old, old, old house.
So it's like they foundinformation.
Like it's one of these dataleaks, right, that are going all
yeah probably from a bigcompany right that I'm very

(52:26):
aware of.
So that provides me internet,right, and so like they had
general information, like theyhad my name.
They didn't have my phonenumber but you could tell it was
generated because it was allzeros.
They're like we know where tofind you at zero, zero, zero.
It's like okay, so you don'thave my fucking phone number.
So they had my name, my addressand they had like a generic
picture of my old house.

Tim (52:45):
You run them back.

Chad (52:46):
No, I'd fucking delete and reported spam, but I've been
getting those like once a weekish no, right back.

Javier (52:51):
I learned specifically whenever I get these calls yeah
like indian curse words, likelike sister fucker, they hate it
.
Whenever you call them that,they fucking hate it.
Like yeah, no shit.
Like their big thing.
Like if you see the um stuff ontiktok of people like fucking
with, like scammers yeah likethey're like uh, you fucking

(53:13):
mother, whatever you know, I'mnot going to say it, dude start
doing it on video.

Chad (53:17):
Next time do it on video.

Javier (53:18):
I used to record myself and I'd say, yeah, go, fuck your
.
I mean, I get these calls likemaybe 10 times a day.
How many calls.

Chad (53:32):
Like.
I get these calls always Idon't.
There was a time there was ashort period of time where I was
getting 10 to 15 a day and I'mback down to maybe five a week.
But still, if I don't know thenumber, I'm not going to pick it
up, which has become a problema couple times, but if I don't
know the number, I'm just goingto let it go to voicemail.

Javier (53:52):
Well.

Chad (53:53):
I know now, because whenever you answer the phone
you hear that click, yeah, andthen it's like darts, is this,
mr hernandez?
I'm like how do they sound likea fucking?
Muppet mr hernandez I get allthe uh wanted to buy my house
thing and then they're like doyou have any other properties?
I'm like, no, I'm poor, soyours would be scamming old
ladies out of money.

Javier (54:10):
I didn't say old ladies, I just said old people okay old
people, but specifically oldladies.

Chad (54:14):
Yeah, okay, I knew that, but I'm gonna be offering them
love you know, lonely love, yeahare you lonely, I'm gonna have
you heard of the ones where,like, the people like say that a
post malone or whatever, andthen the person thinks they're
in a relationship with thatperson yeah, yes that's me,
that's what guys have been doingthat for quite some time now.
Wow, I actually have madeenough money to uh buy uh matt

(54:38):
war pro wrestling hell, yeah,again, again, again from
yourself.
I bought it from myself so chad, okay.

Javier (54:45):
So then you would be a scammer who emails people and
says I know the naughty thingyou did.

Chad (54:51):
I found that picture of your dick and you just have some
generic dude.
Next time, next time I get theemail, I'm gonna save it.
I'm gonna like talk about it onthe net.

Tim (55:02):
I'll just read it on the next I want you to, I want you
to read it and then I want youto give me the email address
because I want to reply.

Chad (55:08):
I mean, it's obviously always someone different and and
it's like a nobody you knowlike some bullshit.
I just want to send him anemail and be like how do you
know?
All right, here's the second AInews.
Okay, yeah, I got you.
You ready.
Did you know that there arebirds falling out of the sky
that are burning up?
I mean, I know, but I Causingwildfires Like a phoenix fallen

(55:32):
from the sky.
But birds aren't real, so thatmakes sense.
Their lithium batteries arecooking off.
So birds are gettingelectrocuted by power lines and
catching fire and then startingwildfires where they land on dry
brush, and this is not like adisaster movie or anything like
that.

Tim (55:47):
This is actually happening.

Chad (55:49):
So the question is if you saw a flaming bird falling from
the sky, what would your firstthought be?
Well, now that I know what,this is Okay.

Tim (55:57):
Maybe I should have asked the question.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

Chad (56:00):
Oh man, my first thought, I think my first thought would
be just confusion.
Like I would, you know,whenever you see something you
just like it's so absurd, andthen you question like, and then
it's gone, right, yeah, kind oflike the janna jackson titty
right, like you saw it.
You're like did I just did?
I just see a bird on fire?
Did a peacock just fall fromthe sky in flames, but you don't

(56:27):
know, right.
But then you see the littlewisp of smoke coming up yeah,
like that was real, that was, doyou tell?
anybody dude.
I, I tell her, I tell you guyseverything.
No, but I mean, like if Icalled 9-1-1 right now, okay, so
you're gonna be, you're gonnabe the 9-1-1 person, okay, okay,
so ring hello, 9-1-1.

(56:47):
Yeah, there's a bird that justfell from the sky on fire.
I don't believe you.
Stop calling us.
That, I think, is exactly whatwould happen.
Oh, okay, I get it now.
That was my immediate reactionso would you tell anybody?
I would tell you guys.
I'd tell you guys everything.
You just call Javier.
Javier.
There's a bird that fell fromthe sky on fire and it's
starting a fire here inCalifornia.

(57:09):
Put it in our notes.
We'll talk about it on thepodcast.
Leave me alone.
He would tell you you probablyshould call somebody.
Call somebody, Also I'mmasturbating Again For the third
time.
I don't call you very often,but you are always one of two
places, one getting out of theshower yes, literally every time
.

Javier (57:26):
Yes, yes or two at work yeah still at work.

Chad (57:28):
Those are the only two things you're ever doing.
Shower work.
I never call you like whenyou're hanging out watching tv
or at a restaurant or in yourcar.
You're either just out of theshower or maybe it's still in
the shower.
I think a couple times you'vebeen like I'm in the shower.

Javier (57:42):
Why do you have your phone?
I have my phone like right uphere, so I can like watch porn
porn.

Chad (57:48):
Yeah, baby, you gotta get it chad talking to higher voice,
is that, oh no?
It only happened once that'sgot to make you feel bad
whenever you know you helped itmakes me feel good yeah, okay uh
, what is the weirdestexperiment that you have seen or
would like to see?

(58:09):
do you mean like explain, like,just like a science experiment,
something that you thought seenor would like to see?
You mean like what you'reexplaining Like a science
experiment, something that youthought like for me, just kind
of give you an example, like thewhole implanted brain chip
thing that Elon did, where theguy can control things with his
mind that's wild to me, right?
Something like that, some kindof experiment or new kind of
technology that you think isjust absolutely wild.

(58:29):
Oh man, my favorite experimentthat I've watched have you seen
that dark dr?
Uh parkinstein, have you evercome across his videos?
No, you made that shit up no,no, no, no, right it's like I
had parkinson's and they saidyou know what?
let's call him parkinstein, hisname his name is parker, but
he's like the, like einstein andlike frankenstein and all that

(58:51):
stuff.
Okay, um, but he does.
He got into like doing like theuh, the tesla like experiments.
He's from texas and in fact helived like in north texas for a
while, but he had this whole uh,you know, nikolai tesla had
this theory that you could makeelectricity distribution
wireless right, and so that'swhat he was doing these

(59:11):
experiments in his backyard,like his dad.
Let him build a giant Teslacoil with like all it's fucking
crazy, yeah, so this dude lookslike he's straight up from like
the 1920s and he's like maybe 21years old.
Damn he looks like he's from the20s, drives these old ass cars,
but he does all these crazyexperiments.
Him doing the Tesla shit waslike the wildest thing, because

(59:33):
there was somebody who was like,yeah, I'm receiving power that
he's generating across the world.
I don't know if it's true.
That would be fucking bizarre.
I want to believe it's true,there's no way.
Because he talked about how ithas to be like the dude's, like
super smart though I get that,so it could be.
I think Tesla was on tosomething right.
Someone could be super smartand still not make imaginary
electricity go across the otherside of the planet.

(59:54):
But he was talking about likegoing through Earth and like you
have to tune your receiver, soit goes into the Earth and you
could be somewhere else.
And as long as your coil orwhatever is the same amount of
rat, I don't know, I don't knowsame frequency, then you can
receive power.

Javier (01:00:12):
That's wild.
Yeah, I think I'm kind of thesimilar thing that you're
talking about, but liketeleportation is like you said,
that experiment you would liketo see, like, oh, yeah, like uh
teleportation, like if they everlike what you saw on uh family
matters where they transportedall of the the winslow family to
paris and you know stefanbecame a paris model and he

(01:00:34):
stayed there.
It's the only way you can keephim there but um they had this
portal they had this portal thatsteve urkel made and he
transported the family.
I guess the show was like weneed to take use this abc money
and spend it I don't remember.

Chad (01:00:50):
We gotta spend this fucking money I don't remember
the portal I don't remember theportal.
I remember the paris.
Yeah, that's how they got toparis.

Javier (01:00:56):
Okay, that's how they got to paris why do you think
adam sandler every movie adamsandler's in.
He's always in like an exoticlocation or on a badass boat
like something crazy.
I do remember they go to pariswith with the hot women jennifer
aniston, salma hayek, twiceyeah um you know, the lady from
uh modern family for happygilmore, the lady from mortal

(01:01:20):
combat and uh billy madison Imean adam sandler's got this
yeah so he's got a portal whoAdam Sandler, he kind of fucked
up on Waterboy, though, yeah hereally did.

Tim (01:01:33):
That was early career and Little well, Little Nicky.

Chad (01:01:36):
And what was the other one where he's his sister like him,
and his sister, twins orsomething?

Javier (01:01:40):
Oh God, no, it was terrible.

Chad (01:01:51):
It movie but it's Mike and Molly or what I don't know um.
But yeah, I think I would liketo see like a teleportation tell
.
If it ever happened, I wouldlove how they Jaleel White just
took his glasses off and all ofa sudden he's hot like that was
the whole thing.

Javier (01:01:55):
Well, that was the whole thing.
You thought he was?
Yeah, he was.
He's a sexy guy, right?
So he's a sexy nerd.
I want to eat his brain allright.

Chad (01:02:00):
So y'all hear about this.
Uh, mushroom, mushroom robot.
No, what not got your attention.
He's like whoa what so thescientists have given a fungus
uh, a robot body like this istrue, this actually happened and
instead of taking over theworld like some kind of sci-fi
thriller, it kind of justflopped around, just wants to
hang out, but it did somethinglike it actually moved.

(01:02:22):
What?
So there was this fungus.
Okay, that they put like theygave it a robot body I believe
that doing something becauseI've seen a guy where he's
hooked up like electrodes todifferent guys and stuff
yeah, and then puts into asynthesizer and it makes music.
I've seen these, like there waslike a fungi or mushroom or
something like that uh deal onnetflix and they were talking
about like the underground, like, um, root system or whatever,

(01:02:44):
all the fungi, underground shitlike that connecting trees and
people and all these things.
It's pretty wild.
I saw a documentary like that,that, yeah, netflix, uh okay.
Next one, um, I'm just gonna,I'm not gonna ask the question,
so did you?
There's this, uh, bald eaglethat was just too fat to fly.

(01:03:05):
This is real yeah, this is real.
There was this conservationistin Missouri thought they had
found an injured bald eagle andwhenever they kind of approached
it and figured out what wasgoing on, they realized it was
just too fat to fly, like it wasjust wobbling around because it
couldn't fly anymore.
So it was just a fat bald eagleand it was okay, it was fine.

(01:03:27):
They didn't have to do anything, it was fine.
It just had to walk until itcould fly again.

Tim (01:03:31):
I guess Bro quit eating so much.

Chad (01:03:32):
Yeah, what are you doing?
Eating all them tasty fish andshit.
All right, so I'm only going todo five, so this is the last
one.
So in India, in northern India,resorted to using dolls soaked
in children's urine to scareaway wolves.
That's my favorite Becausewolves are like a big deal For
their free urine, yeah, innorthern India.

(01:03:52):
So it's an unusual method tofend off wolf attacks, but
apparently it's working.
So they're having like a realbig problem with wolf attacks,
and so they're just whychildren's toy, children's doll,
the downside is they'reattracting R Kelly and why
children.
Yeah, the children's doll, the.
The downside is they'reattracting white children.
Yeah, the wolves are gone, butr kelly is everywhere in
northern india.
You know whatever like a doggoes in heat, like and the other

(01:04:14):
dog can smell it, or whateverfor miles away and they break
through fences.
Yeah, r kelly yeah I believethat he's out of prison now.
Well done, he's in india.
Good job india, the wolf r kelly, that R Kelly is the wolf I've
heard of that, like you know,not children's urine, but, like
you know, put fox urine, itkeeps, you know, certain

(01:04:35):
predators or whatever Thingslike that.
That makes sense, but like whychildren's dolls soaked in urine
and children's urine.

Javier (01:04:43):
Maybe those wolves are pedophiles.

Chad (01:04:45):
Yeah, I don't Petal wolves , but I think they would be
attracted to that then.

Javier (01:04:48):
Yeah, that's why they're trying to get the little kid
doll Pedowolves.
Oh, I don't know why I did itso spicy.
What was that?

Chad (01:04:57):
Spicy, oh my, oh, my Pedowolf.
Can we go back to the storybefore that?
Yeah.

Javier (01:05:08):
Okay, so just recap that for my brain real quick.
Are you talking about urkel andno?

Tim (01:05:09):
no no, you're talking about the bald eagle.

Chad (01:05:10):
Okay, so bald eagle eats too much, it's fat right yeah,
so it was.
Just it was on the ground andit wasn't moving.
Did you hear about the?
I believe, if I believe it saidthat these venezuelan guys shot
down a bald eagle and we'regonna try to eat it.
What, yeah, in the us?
Yes, I saw that.
That on a news article thatpopped up on my phone Is this
like the Haitians eating dogsand stuff.

(01:05:32):
Maybe I don't know In Ohio.

Javier (01:05:34):
Yeah, Springfield.

Chad (01:05:34):
Ohio.
Yeah, so are they eatinganimals over there?

Javier (01:05:37):
I don't man, they, you're a trampolist.
Did you hear about that?
They're eating the cats and thedogs are eating, eating them.
And, uh, they, you know they'relike.
Well, we're this.
It's not confirmed, it's nottrue.
I see us out on tv.
Where did that on tv?
Why was that even brought up?

Chad (01:05:52):
it's because it's a new dog whistle scare, fucking thing
scared, so okay, so the illegalimmigrants are eating, yeah
eating.

Tim (01:05:59):
Haitian immigrants are they're?

Javier (01:06:01):
eating.
They're eating your pets.
They're eating your pets, yourlittle dog wolf wolf, and
they're gonna eat your cat meowI mean, let's be honest with you
, I love my pets.

Chad (01:06:12):
We do have a pet problem in this country, so it's good
that someone's taking care of no.

Javier (01:06:17):
Spay and neuter your pets.
Spay and neuter your pets.
Oh my god, we're feeding astray out in the back and I love
that little bitch, I love her.

Tim (01:06:29):
That was an enjoyable little segment there, I like
that.
That was fun.

Chad (01:06:32):
You had my brain thinking there for a second.
I think I'm going to rework itand maybe we can get some audio
before that.

Javier (01:06:42):
But I'll bring another five next time after Italy in a
few weeks.

Tim (01:06:45):
Jordan's.
Like did you hear about theVenezuelan gang that took over
the apartment complex?
What yeah gang that took overthe apartment complex?

Javier (01:06:49):
what yeah, it's the same in aurora and aurora dog
whistle.
Oh okay, I'm just trying to.
It's.

Chad (01:06:52):
The slumlord is like these immigrants, they're gang
members and they're taking over,well, but then there's people
that are going up there and likefilming, like it's, yeah.
So here's what my fear is theselittle dog whistle things are
gonna.
It's the whole thing that, likethey started talking like the
Asian immigrants and stuff likethat, and then all of a sudden
they started getting attacked.
Oh no, yeah right, javier'sgoing to get attacked because

(01:07:15):
he's brown.
Yeah, it might as well beVenezuelan.

Javier (01:07:18):
Look, I'm telling you right now the only thing I'm
fearing from this.
Like insanity that's happeningright now.
Is that you're going to end upshooting somebody?
No, somebody's going to end up.
Well, I mean, yeah, that too,because I carry always.
I always carry my gun.
Now we're going to.
That's my penis Chad.
I always carry a small gun,Very, it's a little Walther PBK.

Chad (01:07:41):
Get it.

Javier (01:07:41):
PB, but that's my big fear.
Like my fear is's trying to getbrave with me and try to start
shit.
Yeah.

Chad (01:07:50):
And I'm going to have to kill somebody.
They're not going to.
You're fine, I think you'resafe, you're okay.

Javier (01:07:53):
I'm just.
You know, people are loony man,people are loony too, and they
believe the craziest shit, sowhat?
They might think you're a.
Venezuelan or Argentinian, andthen I have to do my, which
y'all y'all would not understand.
I do a white voice when I speakto people even now people.
No, I've heard I've heard it,I've heard you code switch
people, yeah, straight up codeswitching, like, um, like,

(01:08:16):
whenever I'm on the phone withthe customer and I do jesse
asked me that just the other day.

Chad (01:08:19):
If you, if it's like, does javier speak spanish?

Tim (01:08:21):
I'm like yes, and then she said racist, and then she said I
don't think I've ever heard himspeak Spanish and I'm like and
that's what I said too, becauseI've heard you speak a lot of
Spanish.

Chad (01:08:35):
It's not very good, but how dare you so?
Venezuela and Argentina youwould go to Argentina, right?
Is that a?

Javier (01:08:44):
place, you would go, I would go.
I know people that I have aquestion I hate flying.

Chad (01:08:51):
Okay, that's the thing I don't want to go anywhere.
Or is it that you hate poorcountries?
I I don't hate poor countriesweird because I feel like we
have you on the record sayingthat you, you want to roll that
beautiful bean footage yeah, letme just play that.
I wish I should have done AIfor that.
No, are you terrified?
Are you terrified of the thirdworld?

Javier (01:09:13):
No, not really Y'all been to Cuba, right?
Is that considered a thirdworld?
I would say it's pretty.

Chad (01:09:18):
third world, yeah, cuba.
Yeah, jamaica's third world.

Javier (01:09:21):
The only reason why I.

Chad (01:09:24):
Detroit's actually third world, I think Kind of I.
So Detroit's actually thirdworld, I think it kind of is I
mean yeah.
Well, no, it's really not.
I've been to some parts ofMississippi.

Javier (01:09:31):
They're questionable yeah, yeah, what constitutes
third world?

Chad (01:09:36):
Honestly, like I don't know.

Javier (01:09:38):
Dilapidated streets.

Chad (01:09:40):
Lack of infrastructure, because Egypt is not third world
.
I think it's likeunincorporated cities, but that
was probably the worst I've beento, like some of the best and
worst I've been to.
Yeah, it's probably third worldInteresting.
It's also like thesocioeconomic platform, where
you have no middle class.
It's literally just poor or the.

Tim (01:09:58):
What's second?

Chad (01:09:59):
world.
So Argentina would beconsidered second world at one
point because they were becominga becoming a first world
country their economy was uhbustling um, a lot of stuff was
happening, and then it just samething with venezuela, got it?

Javier (01:10:17):
yeah, interesting see but no, I hate poor people so
like we work with people thatlived in argentina and you hated
them.
I know the thing tammy's likeoh well, perfect, you will.
Y'all, you speak spanish, youcan be our guide and I'm like no
they speak poor spanish, theirtheir spanish is different, is

(01:10:37):
different yeah there are thingsthat they say if you hear messy
talk and I even like when I hearmessy talk, I'm like bro, what
the fuck?

Chad (01:10:45):
we ran that, we ran into that in in cuba yeah there was
things that don't translate over.
So if you call someone acochina, they they don't
understand that.
Well, that means that meanskitchen, cocina, cocina yeah,
yes, cocina, yes, they don'tunderstand.
They don't understand that mecocina me cocina or my no, no,

(01:11:05):
no, I get, I get it okay.
So here's why I bring this up,Cause I asked.
I asked uh well, I was like Iwant to.
I've been, I've been wanting togo to Argentina for a while.

Javier (01:11:13):
Is it because you're a Nazi and you're no, it's because
that's what I said.
It's because of all the I findhis brethren.

Chad (01:11:23):
It's all the like theakhouses and the wine and all
that stuff and right.
Um, one of my, one of my goodfriends, has been to buenos
aires and he said it was likeone of the best times he's ever
had.
He said it was it was awesome.
So ever since then, likelooking into it, I wanted to go.
So I started looking and youcan get an airbnb for like a
week for like 700 bucks.
And I'm not talking like somelike shitty little, I'm talking

(01:11:46):
like high rise, up in the 20thfloor overlooking the city.
It looks beautiful.
But also now it's got meworried because I didn't know it
was bad.
Is it bad?

Javier (01:12:00):
Well, the value of their money is.

Chad (01:12:02):
We would live like kings.

Javier (01:12:04):
Absolutely.
It's like whenever y'all werein Cuba.
But it's like whenever y'allwere in in cuba, but like it's
sort of it's like I was tellinguh tammy, like the guys that
work at the shop or workwherever you know that do hail.
They will work for like three tosix months and they are good
for like a year or two yeah, Ibelieve that that's I mean, and

(01:12:24):
it's crazy and I understand nowthe way business works with that
kind of industry, because youare able to pay them less than a
white person or someone from or.
Mexican or Mexican or someonefrom America.
You're able to pay themexponentially less because, the

(01:12:46):
way they see it, they're making100 times more than what they'd
be making in their home country.

Chad (01:12:53):
For sure.

Javier (01:12:54):
So I get it.
I understand.

Chad (01:12:55):
Right.
So I think we should go andsupport them and give them some
money, right.
Yeah, I think it'd be fun.
It's a 10 and a half hourflight.

Javier (01:13:03):
Yeah, I know, that's why .

Chad (01:13:11):
I want to go to peru, though.

Javier (01:13:12):
I really want to go to peru, which, yeah, peru is in
the northern part of southamerica.
Yeah, machu picchu, and they goto, like that painted mountain
and then, yeah, what's hername's over there?

Chad (01:13:16):
I know I was like it looks like you're in peru, where are
you, and she's like I'm pro, Ididn't say, I didn't say that I
was like where you at, she'slike I'm in peru, it's like that
she goes to pretty cool places.
She goes to pretty cool places.

Tim (01:13:24):
She goes to really cool places who Don't worry about it
Okay.

Javier (01:13:29):
But yeah, I mean, look, the only reason, honestly, if I
didn't have that stupid fear offlying because that's a long
flight.
If I'm going to do that, Ithink I'm just going to go to
Japan.

Chad (01:13:37):
My question is can we just give you a bunch of Xanax?
No, Okay.
So second thought, Japan.

Tim (01:13:43):
Yeah, japan.

Chad (01:13:44):
Japan, yeah, japan, I'm down.

Tim (01:13:46):
Yes.

Chad (01:13:47):
The exchange rate's great.

Javier (01:13:48):
Yeah, and also, yeah, people are starting to move over
there because it's so cheap tolive there.

Chad (01:13:52):
It's terrible for the people there, though.
How about this?
I don't want to go to Barcelonabecause of that.

Javier (01:13:59):
Barcelona.
I don't want to go thereBarcelona.

Chad (01:14:02):
I've got a good idea.
I'm sorry, I didn't use a list,all right, so you give us two
thousand dollars, right?
Just hear me out.

Tim (01:14:10):
He's got a good point.

Chad (01:14:10):
We're going to book.
He doesn't even know the pointbut he already knows it's good.

Javier (01:14:17):
It's like we're going to take it, it's fantastic.

Chad (01:14:18):
This is the scam that we're in.
So you're going to give us twothousand dollars.
We're going to book a trip toJapan and never tell you when,
ok.
And then we're all going tohang out one night, have some
beer, have a good time, and I'mgoing to do what was done to me
in Vienna and roof the fuck outof you, and then you're not
going to remember shit.
We're going to get you on aplane.
You're going to wake up inJapan.
We'll be in Tokyo.

Javier (01:14:38):
It'll never happen.
I'm going to carry my bodyacross customs.

Tim (01:14:48):
Oh, conscious enough, he's an emt.
You're in medical distress.

Chad (01:14:50):
We're gonna put you on like he's got to go to japan.
Yeah, he's got.
This is where the specialistsare right.
No, don't talk to him here ourfriend here has brain damage and
they're gonna give him a braintransplant.
Do a weekend in bernie's yes,we're gonna weaken and bernie's
you all the way to tokyo.
Dude, that's a hell of a movie.
That'd be a good fucking likemovie.
Right there, I'm gonna get chadgpt right yeah, google usd to

(01:15:11):
argentina, peso it's.

Javier (01:15:12):
It's insane I think it's like a million to one or some
shit.
Yeah, no, yeah it's.
It's like eight thousand to one, it's like it's a lot, or
eighty thousand it's a lot yeah,I'm gonna look it up before
it's a lot.

Chad (01:15:24):
All I know is I was looking at a, I was looking at
some steak houses and I Was like, oh, this is only like they
want, like 45 hunts.
It's like 40 4,500 pesos.

Javier (01:15:32):
It's called picanha, right?
That's what they.
That's well, yeah, one of them.

Chad (01:15:35):
Yeah, no, it's one to 957, so 957 Argentinian pesos to one
US dollar fucking.

Javier (01:15:44):
Inflation's a motherfucker.

Chad (01:15:45):
Yeah, actually that's part of.
The problem is like theirinflation went up like
100-something percent.

Tim (01:15:49):
Yeah because of government and shit.
Yeah, because it's bad, it'sinsane, all right.

Javier (01:15:53):
Anything else.
Boys, that was weird.
We said it at the same time.

Chad (01:15:55):
We are ready.

Javier (01:15:56):
No, I got an interesting .

Chad (01:15:58):
Is it no?

Javier (01:16:01):
or do you have something thing of for best of?
And I looked at it and Ilaughed and I got out of it and
I they're like oh, since you'rea former winner, you can, um,
get a discount and, you know,promote yourself.
And I'm just thinking this isjust one of these fucking things
.
It's like spend money please wedid that once.

Chad (01:16:23):
Oh, I thought you were gonna say that we got best of
somehow I'm like how the fuckdid we do?

Javier (01:16:26):
I'm not gonna promote that shit.
No, I don't think I don'treally give two flying cocks.

Chad (01:16:30):
Yeah, see hervey, hervey's in, in on it.
He's gonna, he's gonna comewith us yeah, hervey's gonna go,
he's gonna come to argentinawith us, all right.
So all right, hervey, we'll seeyou on sunday at the cowboys
tailgate cannot wait and that'swhen we're gonna kidnap you and
take you to Argentina.
Hell, yeah, all right.
Everybody, thanks for hangingout with us.
I know we are live on a brandnew day.
You can look forward to that.

(01:16:50):
Every week, moving forward,we're going to go live Wednesday
nights at 8 pm.
Switch it up a little bit andit's good to see so many people
in the chat.
Even though we switched it upon you, appreciate you.
Thank you so much.
If you don't already do so,please make sure you follow us
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(01:17:10):
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We are up to like past 600 now,which might not seem like a big
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Keep it up, we appreciate it.
You can find all of this at thefunky panthercom and at the end
of october we're gonna need youto call in at 817-677-0408
because we're gonna have acall-in episode where we're
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So get ready for that.
That, it, that's it, that's it.

(01:17:31):
Stay good everybody.
I'm Chad, I'm Javier, I'm Timand we are the Funky Panther Out
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